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Roar!

What on earth was that?

The sun exercise.

It's Japanese.

The sun?

I'll teach it to you sometime.

It's not as easy as it looks.

I hope it's made you fit. Fit?

We're fitter than we've ever been.

Yeah, but when are we going to know why?

Tomorrow, at 5 a.m.

You'll be at the George V docks with a car on the North Quay.

A limousine will be there, driven by Charlie.

You will wait for a person who will arrive by launch.

He is travelling incognito with a bodyguard. He will transfer to the limousine.

You will escort him to two addresses, then back to the dock.

Where the launch will be waiting for him.

That's it.

That's it.

If certain people hear of this man's visit to this country,

or have already heard of it, there may be an attempt to assassinate him.

May.

This man must make those two rendezvous and get back to the launch.

If you have any problems, you're freelancers. Neither I nor CI5 exist.

What'd you do that for?

Your name is Sam Houseman.

You work for Escorts Unlimited.

You love your job.

Dave Bentley.

Pretty as he is.

And Mark Leighton.

We don't have to use these names, do we? I don't know if we ought to.

Oh, well, that's all right.

What is this job, this job I love?

Well, this point here is C, and first we have to

find A, and then B. Ah, A, B, C. Where is A?

We don't know yet.

But you see, we're picking someone up who's going to tell us.

He wouldn't happen to be coming by boat by any chance.

He's wasted in this job.

He hasn't discovered vodka, has he?

Look, this geezer we're picking up, who is he? We don't know.

Are we clean?

Are we clean? Yes, sir.

Now, this is your direct on Scrambler, and this is your list.

The Home Secretary is one, MI6 is six, MI4 is four, CI5 is five. All right,

all right. I'm going to get some tea, sir.

Coley?

Yes? How soon will we know he's actually landed?

If the launch radios directly to the ship almost immediately.

There is no connection at all between the men who are

escorting the visitor and Her Majesty's government.

Yeah, this looks like it.

I like it.

Call him.

Our job.

Take him out.

Roger.

Okay, gentlemen, where to?

22 Olliston Avenue, NW8. Please. Got it?

Yeah.

You know the way? Yeah, I think so. You go first. We might change over later.

Hey, who is that geezer?

Sure.

Peter Pan. Roger.

I was just about to lock it.

Locked the windows as well.

Wait a minute. Houseman, hold it.

Why is the launch leaving?

I don't know.

Why shouldn't it be leaving? I don't know.

Can we go now?

Yes, but not too fast, please, David. Okay, houseman, on you go.

Charlie Delta 7, the Eagle has landed.

A ship reports message from launch. She has landed. That was fast.

They're an efficient lot.

You can say that again.

When was the last time Cowley shook your hand?

When I signed on. Yeah, me too.

He's been meeting a lot of foreigners lately. They do it all the time, you know.

You tell me more about that air hostess.

Moron.

Has he gone on?

Yeah.

I don't like this.

I think we're better off in front. Houseman.

Hello?

We're coming up in front, OK?

Roger.

Everything OK? Yeah, it's fine.

How about your passengers?

Quiet as mice, not a squeak.

And then?

Look, I didn't tell her I was an airline pilot. I just said I was a pilot,

which is true. I've got a pilot's licence here.

I think we've got company. Housman?

What about the American car behind you?

Hard to say. Around this next block.

Stick with us, houseman.

Roger.

Still there.

All right, this next turn should clinch it.

Stick in close.

All the way with LBJ.

Pum, fiddly, um, pum, pum, pum.

Right, main road again. Back to the roof? What else?

Housman.

Roger.

Just take it nice and easy.

It's the way I like it.

Well?

Could send Charlie up in front.

Yeah, but if they stay with them, things could get a bit warm my side.

And they might get between us.

There's another one behind him.

We'll slow down here, give him a chance to overtake.

OK.

Nah, he doesn't want to know.

Oi, there's another one behind him. He doesn't want to know either.

Shall I take another detour?

No, let's stick to the route.

Hausman, we're sticking to the route.

It's fine with me.

Ah, I have them on my screen.

There they are on mine.

Is there any other way out of this area?

Not by car.

Hello, Leighton?

Tinkerbell's just been on to me. I think he's beginning to panic.

Yeah.

What does he want?

Keep screaming at me to go faster.

Yeah, well, tell him we've got speed limits in this country.

I already have. He doesn't seem to understand.

Your problem.

Thanks.

We've got two choices.

Either we shake them off... or we don't.

That's brilliant, though.

What if we don't?

They either make a move... Or they don't.

And if they don't? Then they follow us all the way there, don't they?

How shall we reach the address? That's right, where we'll be like sitting ducks.

So?

Okay, let's go.

Hang about. What?

How did they get on to us in the first place?

They weren't at the dock. Well, we didn't know our destination.

So someone must have told them.

Someone at the dock.

Or someone on the launch. Yeah.

Here we go.

Load up for me. Jeez! Who are those guys?

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OK, Charlie. OK, gentlemen.

Those guys must have known the route in advance.

They could have followed us from the dock.

They didn't.

You know they didn't.

What if they had a series of lookouts?

If they knew he was coming off the launch, they could have nailed us at the dock.

What you're saying is it wasn't someone on the launch that tipped him off.

Tinkerbell?

Yeah, we got a leak in here somewhere.

Yeah?

It's not raining again, is it?

No. Heavy?

Downpour.

Take a look.

They're going to block us off as soon as they see us coming.

We've got all the time in the world. What about the back?

I've checked.

No way.

Cowley.

They seem to know about our visitor.

CPI?

Why should that matter? Don't we have a close

security arrangement with them? Yes and no.

What about the ISS? So far, not a squeak.

Nothing.

Shukra.

Afon, he's ready to leave now. I have here the next address he has to be taken to.

Excuse me, he's in a great hurry.

You want him to get there alive?

Or not, well?

We go.

We give the orders round here, Tinkerbell.

Just do as we say, okay?

Very good.

Houseman, now listen carefully.

Kill them!

Here comes the van.

First rendezvous completed. Thank you.

Share the job, Tinkerbell.

It's not you two fairies I'm worried about. It's just my job.

He's still with us.

Nice chap, is he?

Huh? Your old friend, nice chap, is he? Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Hope he is. We're all risking our lives for him.

Leighton calling Bentley. Come in.

Leighton calling Bentley. Come in. We're OK proceeding as planned, aren't you?

No, Leighton...

This is Housman. Can you hear me?

Come in, Leighton.

No joy.

Jam the brakes on. The back can take it. All right, hang on!

One down, one to go.

Coming off your side.

I'll say one thing for this salesman. It certainly gives you a good test drive.

All right, I'll buy it!

Leighton calling Bentley. Come in.

Layton calling Bentley. I don't know whether you can hear me or not,

but I've reached the house. We're entering now.

Escorts Unlimited, we've given you all the

time we can. Over to you. Come on, Charlie.

Oh, my.

All right, take your tea towel off, Charlie!

Is he okay?

Yeah, I knew, Tinkerbell.

Escort's unlimited.

Escorts Unlimited, this is Leighton calling Bentley. Come in.

Leighton calling Bentley. Come in.

Bodie.

Who was I meant to be, huh?

Someone important.

Was I...

Your name is Charlie.

You're not going to die. You're going to keep

nice and still and keep breathing, okay?

I'll have a man here in one minute.

Do you mind? Please. Now listen, you two. I've got to get in there.

What is the problem?

You, tell these two I want to check that room.

Please.

Thank you. I want to give up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, well, I'll tell you, Tinkerbell, I don't like it.

I don't like it one little bit.

Stop! Look, tell Sinbad here he needs subtitles, will you?

Trust there in big white letters so that when you

talk like that we can read what you're saying.

Where's this one lead?

The kitchen's.

Yes, we have him. It's Giorgio himself.

Those others don't look like CPI. They are more like SS.

I must go higher.

I must talk to you.

And that room there is full of filing cabinets.

You have to tell me.

That is Dr. Hanisch down there, isn't it?

Who?

If it is Hanisch, they will stop at nothing to kill him.

Who the hell are they?

But then you can't be working for the British.

I'm a male capitalist pig.

Whoever you are, you are trying to save him.

I just get paid cash on delivery.

Why are there only two of you?

Tinkerbell, he's left ten men.

If they find him, the British will do nothing to save him.

The British must want him killed.

I must help you to save him.

How's that loud?

I said there was something in this house.

I didn't answer the phone. You're the one who asked. I didn't answer the phone.

The phones have been cut. We're going to try the transmitter.

Call us.

Sounds like they got the area.

Layton calling Bentley, Layton calling Bentley.

Tinkerbell, Peter Pan, and Wendy, having a great time.

Tinkerbell?

We're sure we're here. Pardon?

It's all right. I don't exist. Don't worry, Jack.

What are you doing here? Well, I'm sorry, sir.

They are going to storm the building. All right.

Why are you here? Look, we need help out there.

The man you are escorting is an enemy of Britain's allies.

We can't be seen to be helping him against them. Then why are we helping him?

We are not. You are.

We don't exist, remember?

Is Dorland there? Yes. They're going to attack.

Now!

It does, I think.

What are they saying? They're going right this way.

Joe, you stay up here!

Tell him to do what I'm saying.

You go down to that cellar, Tinkerbell, and we're done for good.

Here we go.

What was that name again?

Layla.

Layla.

Well, listen very carefully, Layla.

Yes?

I think I'm in love.

I beg your pardon?

Oh, George. You knew about the ISS deal with the

CPI. Now, look here. Why was I not informed?

I'm sorry, George. I hadn't time to clear this.

I'd rather have been up against BOSS, even the KGB.

What the hell do you think my men are, kamikaze pilots?

George, I tried to hint to you that this might be a tough one. A tough one?

If I lose those boys, there'll be an A1 inquiry.

George, this thing was sent down from above.

Do you think they're going to recriminate themselves?

Have a drink.

Hello, Leighton, this is Bentley. I'm right with you.

They found us.

We're gonna try and make it to the canal. We'll have to go over the roof.

There's a high wall just next to the bridge.

That's what the bloody hell do you think you're doing?

I'll tell you in a minute. Where's the key?

The key!

What are you?

I'm nothing. I don't exist.

Is this as fast as this thing will go? Who are you?

Well, if I had a bugle, I'd be the 7th Cavalry, wouldn't I?

Thank you, Sir Bentley.

Once we reach that roof, we can't hold them.

Yeah, roger.

Can you see the girl waving?

Yeah, I can see him.

He's coming! All right, go, go.

Howdy.

Hold on tight.

Have they killed them?

What does it matter, now that we've found out what we want?

I got Tinkerbell.

Dead?

I don't know. We didn't even have time to clap our hands.

I believed in him.

Yeah, me too.

What happened to Charlie?

Ah, case of mistaken identity.

The shake of Bethnal Green's now a watering can.

Not bad.

Leflon.

Oh, you know Charlie, if you know.

Yeah.

Anyway, we're not out of trouble.

This is not her niche.

Who the hell's her niche?

This is some kind of trick.

What's she talking about? I don't know.

Who the hell is she, anyway?

You were talking about the woman I love.

And who the hell are all of you?

Oh, I don't know where they come again.

All right, everyone inside?

Look at Ramos.

Hey, Giorgio himself. And Silvana. Marvelous. Complete success.

I have to congratulate you.

Thank you.

Even at the price of a few good men, this operation will save many,

many lives in our country.

Here, look at this.

Come on, let's see them again.

You all right?

It's nothing.

But he, he is an impostor.

What's she saying?

The whole thing is some kind of trick.

Maybe it is you two they are trying to kill.

Don't you know what is your assignment?

Or are you just a couple of dumb bodyguards?

She's nagging us. She's just stopped a bullet.

You're being used, both of you.

Maybe she's right.

Yeah.

We've got our assignment, and all along somebody's been tipping them off.

Yeah.

Why did Cowley shake our hands?

We're expendable.

Cowley?

Why?

Well, we'll finish our assignment, we'll deliver the man, and we'll find out.

Right.

Cowley, let me know as soon as you have the launch.

God damn it!

What about the damage to my boat? You'll be compensated.

Who is going to compensate me?

Me.

Come on!

What's your number? What's your name?

I'll tell you when you call. Who am I going to ask for? Philippa.

Philippa.

Escorts 1 and 2 calling Big Daddy, over.

Escorts 1 and 2 calling Big Daddy, over.

Big Daddy here. Where are you calling from?

Oh, glad you could join us.

Can't tell you where we're calling from. We don't exist, remember?

We've got our potato here. We're bringing it back over.

Now, listen to me. No.

Will you listen to me? It's been burning our fingers,

and we're going to put it back right back where we found it.

And if that bucket isn't there in 20 minutes, we're going to throw him in the water.

Now, make sure the bucket's got its engine running when we get there. All right.

How is Charlie? Do you speak English?

Of course.

Why didn't you do so before?

They have just made contact with their base.

How do you say the bubble is broken?

We made more sense in Sanskrit.

I am an agent, like yourselves.

That's why I care about Charlie.

He is one of us.

Charlie will be all right.

Sorry about Jacob.

His name is Anwar Hamdan.

He was my brother-in-law.

He died for what he believed in.

Oh, that should be fine now.

You okay?

Fine.

Yes, he was a fake. We knew he was a fake.

We set up the whole operation.

Now, thanks to you two, we've been able to identify some of the key agents of...

A certain nation.

When the real Dr. Hanisch does visit this country, and that's a diplomatic matter,

which is none of your business or of mine,

we'll be able to guarantee his safety and that of others who represent him.

I'll point out one thing, sir. What's that?

Well, this whole scheme could have had another purpose.

To make them think that Hainish was visiting

this country when really he had no intention.

Very shrewd of you, Doyle. Speculation above and beyond the call of duty.

Which means that anybody else who found out about

the charade would be a possible weakness.

But who has, apart from yourselves?

The lady, Leela.

So, with your authority, sir, I thought I might just hang about and interrogate her.

Over dinner. Hey, now, wait a minute.

I saved her life.

And yours. Well, then you can't interrogate. You're emotionally involved.

Philippa.

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