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All right, you know
how we play this game.
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Then I needn't
explain it any further.
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Come on in.
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Oh, hi, Oscar.
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Hey, Murray, how you doing?
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What are you doing?
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I'm watching, uh, Masquerade
Party with Richard Dawson.
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There was a
message at the station
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you wanted to talk
to me... what's up?
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Oh, I wanted to tell
you some good news,
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but you didn't have
to come down here.
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No, it's okay. What's
the good news?
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You're not gonna believe this.
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I was just picked to cohost
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a series of talk shows
with Richard Dawson.
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What is that?
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What's what?
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Beep, beep, beep.
What is that beep, beep?
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Oh, that.
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That's just a police
emergency call.
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Go ahead.
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Aren't you gonna answer it?
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In the middle of your story?
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If I answer it,
I'll have to go in.
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Now, come on, finish up.
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Oh, well, Richard Dawson and I
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are gonna cohost ABC's
Wide World of Entertainment,
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see, for about a week.
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Could you talk faster, Oscar?
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Well, we're gonna do
a show about sports.
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We're gonna do a
show about magic.
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We're gonna do a
show about new talent...
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Things like that, see?
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Does Felix know?
Hurry up. No, no.
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See, he doesn't know
that I'm cohosting.
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He knows I'm cohosting,
he doesn't know
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who I'm cohosting with
because he just found...
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Will you stop with the finger?!
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Is that it?
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That's it!
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Oh, thanks for hurrying it up.
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Listen, you may have
saved someone's life.
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Congratulations, Oscar!
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These things are
such a nuisance!
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Nag! Nag! Nag!
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Are you eating
crackers on the sofa?
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Sweeping it off.
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Oh, look what he's doing.
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What are you watching?
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Masquerade Party,
Richard Dawson. Turn it off.
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I don't want that
trash in this house.
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What are you talking about?
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He's gonna cohost
a show with me.
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Who is? Richard Dawson.
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Richard Dawson?! Yeah.
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Richard Dawson, feh!
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Feh?
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What kind of reaction is that?
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That man ruined my life.
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I'm gonna enjoy
working with him.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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The Odd Couple was filmed
in front of a live audience.
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Look, I still don't understand
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why you're mad
at Richard Dawson.
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I don't want to
talk about... Ow!
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You ran over my foot!
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And he ran over my life.
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I'm very upset about it.
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All right, maybe if
you talked about it,
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you'd feel better about it.
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Come on.
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You know that when
I was in the Army,
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I was stationed in England.
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Yeah, that's where you developed
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an allergy to fog.
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That's right.
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I was in Special Services.
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I was in the
educational division.
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I had a real career going
in Army training films.
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You had a career in Army films?
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Are you kidding?
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I wrote, directed and starred
in How to Take a Shower.
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Talk about typecasting.
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I revolutionized
the sex hygiene film.
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I was the first
one to use the line:
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"Men, don't let
this happen to you."
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That was yours?
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Absolutely.
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Everybody stole that line!
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The Nazis used it,
the Japanese used it...
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Every army used it...
Except the Israelis.
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They changed it to:
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"Serves you right."
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Anyway, I branched out.
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I began to do camp shows.
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I was really big.
I did my songs.
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I was a showstopper.
I didn't know that.
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Absolutely. I was good.
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I was really good.
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And then I picked
up this partner,
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this nowhere British Lieutenant.
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Richard Dawson.
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You guessed it.
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I picked him up out of nowhere,
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I-I taught him
everything he knows.
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He rode on my
coattails for over a year.
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Then a producer saw us and
signed him up for a USO tour.
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I was shipped off to Greenland.
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I ended up doing jokes
for Eskimos for two years.
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Boy, that's a rough audience.
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You kidding?
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Try to get laughs out of
an audience that's fishing.
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Yeah, but I still
don't understand
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why you're mad at him.
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What did Dawson do?
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Because I started him off.
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I gave him, I...
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Everything he is he owes to me.
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I... So what do you expect?
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I could have been
one of the greats.
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It could be these blue
eyes that are back.
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But you have brown eyes.
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Whatever.
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But I just never got a chance.
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Oh, well.
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C'est la vie.
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Some are winners,
some are losers.
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Some give, some take.
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Felix, look, Dick
and I are doing
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a whole show on
finding new talent.
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You want me to ask him to
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let you on, do your
stuff? No, no, thank you.
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I will not be beholden to him.
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I'm buried now,
and I'll stay buried.
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Okay, suit yourself. However...
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if it should come up,
without being pushy...
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I-I don't like pushy.
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Yeah, but suppose he says no?
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Then be pushy.
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Can't you watch
someplace else, Murray?
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Where?
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I don't have a TV
set in my patrol car,
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and the one at the
police station got stolen.
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Can't you watch at home?
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I can't go home, I'm on duty.
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There's a magician on tonight.
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All right, I'll watch for
a little while with you.
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I love magic.
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Felix, don't tell the guys, but
sometimes I like to pretend
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that my nightstick
is a magic wand
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and my patrol car is a pumpkin.
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Watch the show, Murray.
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Thank you, Joe Namath,
and thanks for the pantyhose.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
that takes care of
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the sports section of the show.
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And now I'd like to
introduce my cohost,
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who was gracious enough
to let me appear with him,
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a great warm welcome for a
great comedian, Richard Dawson.
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You're fantastic.
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Thank you.
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Thank you, ladies and
gentlemen, thank you.
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Ah, you're too kind.
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Oh, I see the fish died.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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we have the world's
greatest magician.
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Will you join me?
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Nice welcome, Mr. Mark Wilson!
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How are you?
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Absolutely empty.
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Now, help me
pull the cloth over.
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All right, I've always
wanted to help this...
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All right, over the
box, down the sides.
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♪ Ta-da. ♪
Okay.
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All right. Now,
let's revolve it.
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Once around. All right.
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Keep going around with this?
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There we go. All right.
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Now, here comes the magic. Okay.
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One, two, three... hup!
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Hey!
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Fantastic!
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Wow, what a pretty lady!
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Ah, isn't she pretty?
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Say, that is fantastic.
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Now, the greatest
trick you've ever seen,
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and, Oscar, you are gonna help.
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Oh, yeah, I got
to go. All right?
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Let's get this off.
Come right over here.
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Behave yourself, Oscar.
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Now, if you could just
recline on this board
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right here, okay?
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Put your head up there.
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Okay. All right?
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Good, fine.
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Make yourself comfortable?
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Yeah. Okay.
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I feel like I'm posing
for a nude centerfold.
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Here we go. Charley horse.
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Now, watch. What
are you gonna do?
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What are you gonna do?
There's a ladder under your feet.
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And it's coming out.
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You're on one ladder, Oscar.
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You're kidding.
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Now, watch this.
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What's happening now?
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Now, here comes the hard part.
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Up!
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What's the in-flight movie?
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You're floating in the air.
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Third floor, lingerie.
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Traffic on the George Washington
Bridge light and moderate.
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There he is!
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Now down. Dear Mom,
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let me have a safe landing; I
promise I'll never lie anymore.
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I'll help you with the
dishes, I'll do everything, Ma.
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Please, let it be
a safe landing.
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I got you ready here.
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Just about, just about down.
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There he is! Hey.
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Mark Wilson, ladies
and gentlemen!
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Thank you, Mark!
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Fantastic!
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Isn't that amazing? Oh!
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Boy, if he could
just float the dollar.
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Listen, there's something
I have to tell you.
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Now, it's like
playing dirty pool
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doing it on the
show, but... What?
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Well, we have a mutual friend.
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What, the little
blonde at reception?
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- I've seen her once.
- No, no, no.
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No, no. Felix Unger.
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What?
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Felix Unger.
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Felix...
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I used to do an act with a guy
in England named Felix Unger.
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That's the guy.
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Oh...
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We used to do camp
shows for the troops.
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Uh-huh.
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We were the worst
act in the world.
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The most horrible act in
the history of show business.
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It was that bad?
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Bad?
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We finished a show one night,
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General Patton came
backstage and slapped us both.
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Twice!
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That's... that's not true!
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We had a wonderful act!
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Where you going?
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To pick up the
gauntlet he threw down.
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He's so tidy.
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Let's hear it for Wanda
and her wonder birds,
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ladies and gentlemen!
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Beautiful! Thank you!
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Don't cage the beasts.
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We got one minute.
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I want to thank you.
You made it easy, Dick.
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- You've been a delight.
- Stop the clock! Stop it!
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I demand equal time! Let me on.
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Here we are. OSCAR:
Sounds like Felix Unger.
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Hey! Fe... Oh, hey, hold it.
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Let him in, please.
Let him in, please.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
my ex-partner,
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Lieutenant Felix Unger!
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Put it there, pal.
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I wrote this in the
cab on the way over.
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"Dear Mr. Dawson,
"I take umbrage.
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"As a retired captain
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"of the famous 22nd
training film platoon,
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"I say we did not
have a rotten act.
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"At least not my half of it.
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"I demand that you
allow the American public,
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"Mr. and Mrs. Front Porch,
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to decide... the way
12,000 Eskimos did."
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That's easy, we're
taping tomorrow, right?
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Yeah. The New Talent Show.
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How would you like to be
on The New Talent Show?
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You're on. All
right, and we're off.
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Good night, everybody.
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Night. Good night, everybody.
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Murray, use your coaster!
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He can't see me.
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You're going to love this.
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Remember, Ed, we're going
to do a double somersault
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this time.
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Are you ready to catch me?
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Hey, you ready for
us? Felix, how are you?
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We're ready.
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But this is our big finish.
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Well, I just have to
audition this act, okay?
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Sure. Be right with
you. Go ahead, darling.
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Where are you, Mabel? Ed...
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I told you, we'll have
to get a smaller partner.
295
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Yeah, they don't make
wood the way they did before.
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But I love the act... I love the
way you were standing there.
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You would've caught
her. It was marvelous.
298
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Thank you very, very much.
299
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I really appreciate
it. Thank you.
300
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It was good. I got
a lot of acts to see.
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Show me what you've got, okay?
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Where's Dawson? Well, he's gonna
be late... but just go ahead anyway.
303
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Well, you know that
Dawson and I work together.
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He's not gonna
perform with you tonight.
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I know that... that's why
I brought Murray along.
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Murray's gonna be Dawson?
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That's... No. No, no.
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The mistake I made was in
giving Dawson all the funny lines,
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all the yuks... That's
what made him a star.
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So I'm gonna do Dawson's
part, and he's gonna do my part.
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Yeah, I'm gonna
play straight to Felix.
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He's gonna do all the funny
faces. Okay, show me what you got.
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Okay, here. Here's
a list of our bits.
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Give me these... Here. Okay.
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Hi, ladies and gentlemen.
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Well, we're gonna
take a little walk
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down one of America's
very ordinary streets,
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and see the kinds
of people we run into.
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Hey, there's an Indian!
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Hi. Are you an Indian, sir?
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How.
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You live on the reservation?
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And how.
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What do you do
on the reservation?
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Make-um arrows.
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For hunting?
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No, for one-way street.
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Indian bit.
329
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Well, now, as we walk along,
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we see a farmer.
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Hi there. Howdy, bub.
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You're a farmer? Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
333
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What kind of
farmer? Potato farmer.
334
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Everybody in these
parts... potato farmer.
335
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,868
Uh-huh. What kind of
crop do you have this year?
336
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,836
Oh, terrible, terrible...
Rained all the time.
337
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Rain, nothing but rain,
rain, rain, rain, rain, just rain.
338
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Then the tractor got
loose, ran all over the place.
339
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What'd that leave you with?
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Hundred acres of
mashed puh-tay-tas.
341
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What'd he say, Murray?
342
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Hundred acres of
mashed puh-tay-tas.
343
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That's what I thought he said.
You can't do this kind of stuff!
344
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Why? Are you crazy?
It stinks, that's why!
345
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This is good stuff. How
can you say a thing like...
346
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I-Is this what you did in the
service? These hats are funny, boy.
347
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They killed the G.I.'s. Not on television
today. Can you do anything else?
348
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Well, I've got my song,
I've got my showstopper.
349
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All right, what's the
song? What is it?
350
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"Laugh, Clown, Laugh."
351
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That's great... you got
two laughs in the title.
352
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That's more than you
got in the whole act.
353
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Just go do that, anything.
354
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All right, we'll go home
and rehearse it, then.
355
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Please. All right.
356
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Bring the box, Murray.
357
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I should've played the Indian.
358
00:15:02,518 --> 00:15:05,470
Have you ever seen
anything like that in your life?
359
00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:06,904
Okay, I'm sorry I'm late.
360
00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:09,674
Hi, Richie. You just missed
Felix. Oh. How'd everything go?
361
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,086
I've seen some nice acts. Good.
362
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Felix did a routine
that drove me crazy.
363
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It was the hokiest
thing I ever saw.
364
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,490
You got to tell me about it?
365
00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:16,909
I finally convinced
him to sing, though.
366
00:15:16,933 --> 00:15:18,978
Great. See, 'cause that
he can do, he can sing.
367
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:20,879
What song's he gonna
sing? "Laugh, Clown, Laugh."
368
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"Laugh, Clown, Laugh."
369
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,099
Why, what's the matter?
What's the matter?
370
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It's a disaster, that's
what's the matter.
371
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Didn't he do that in the
service? Sure he did.
372
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:29,905
He did it that night in England
373
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when Patton came
and slapped both of us!
374
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,415
Well, what are we gonna
do, cut him out of the show?
375
00:15:34,483 --> 00:15:35,849
I wish there was a way
376
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we could just make it
such a smash for him.
377
00:15:38,254 --> 00:15:41,655
I'd like to do that, too, but I don't
know how. Hey, maybe we can.
378
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Who's this?
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It's the next act.
380
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Who is it? He's a bee trainer.
381
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Now we have a
nice surprise for you.
382
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And I want you to
introduce him. Oh, okay.
383
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Ladies and gentlemen,
it's my pleasure
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to introduce a great friend
and a great showman,
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from the USO by
way of Greenland,
386
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my dear friend,
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let's have a warm
welcome for... Felix Unger!
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♪ Life is a play, and
we all play a part ♪
389
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♪ The lover, the dreamer ♪
390
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♪ The clown ♪
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♪ The dreamer and
lover are always in tears ♪
392
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:31,122
♪ The clown spreads
sunshine around ♪
393
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:34,809
♪ The life with a smile
is the life worthwhile ♪
394
00:16:34,877 --> 00:16:36,043
♪ So clown ♪
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♪ Till the curtain comes down ♪
396
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:45,769
♪ Even though you're
only make-believing ♪
397
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:49,740
♪ Laugh, clown, laugh ♪
398
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:53,544
♪ Even though something
inside is grieving ♪
399
00:16:53,612 --> 00:16:56,296
♪ Laugh, clown, laugh ♪
400
00:16:57,500 --> 00:17:02,236
♪ Jest in your vesti lajuba ♪
401
00:17:02,305 --> 00:17:04,889
♪ Be a Pagliaccio ♪
402
00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:06,757
♪ Laugh ♪
403
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:09,577
♪ Clown... ♪
404
00:17:09,646 --> 00:17:12,963
♪ The world is a
masquerade party ♪
405
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:16,050
♪ And we all have our
own masks to wear ♪
406
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:19,186
♪ The rich man
pretends he is happy ♪
407
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:22,806
♪ And the pauper
pretends he don't care ♪
408
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:26,244
♪ My mask is all worn out ♪
409
00:17:26,312 --> 00:17:28,229
♪ With teardrops ♪
410
00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:32,133
♪ And, at night, when
it's placed on the shelf ♪
411
00:17:32,202 --> 00:17:35,736
♪ I may make the
world think I'm merry ♪
412
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:39,606
♪ But I can't hide
the truth from myself ♪
413
00:17:39,675 --> 00:17:42,343
♪ So no matter how
much it may hurt ♪
414
00:17:42,411 --> 00:17:44,245
♪ I must keep on acting! ♪
415
00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:46,247
♪ Acting! Acting! ♪
416
00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:49,650
♪ Be a Pagliaccio ♪
417
00:17:49,719 --> 00:17:51,802
♪ Laugh... ♪
418
00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:53,737
♪ Clown... ♪
419
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,284
♪ Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha... ♪
420
00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:00,260
Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
421
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:09,436
Bravo! Bravo!
422
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,393
Thank you!
423
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:20,831
Thank you.
424
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,878
We'll be right back right
after this station break.
425
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:24,001
He didn't suspect a thing.
426
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:25,680
Have you forgotten?
We're on tape.
427
00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:27,783
He's gonna go home
tonight and watch himself.
428
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,640
It doesn't matter...
We weren't on camera.
429
00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:32,042
He was on a great
big close-up, all alone.
430
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,222
On the air.
431
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,689
Oh. Ah. Oh.
432
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
I'd like to present an act
433
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:39,411
that I discovered
and I'm very proud of.
434
00:18:39,435 --> 00:18:41,814
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Aristocrats.
435
00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:58,969
♪ And to some, my
song may have charms ♪
436
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:02,322
♪ But the one who
keeps my heart singing ♪
437
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:06,310
♪ Is a million miles
from my arms ♪
438
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:10,498
♪ I may make the
world think I'm merry ♪
439
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:14,251
♪ But I can't hide
the truth from myself ♪
440
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,887
♪ So no matter how
much it may hurt ♪
441
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,922
♪ I must keep on acting! ♪
442
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,191
♪ Acting! Acting! ♪
443
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:23,661
♪ Be a Pagliaccio ♪
444
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:25,463
♪ Laugh... ♪
445
00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:27,130
♪ Clown... ♪
446
00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:29,533
♪ Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha... ♪
447
00:19:36,525 --> 00:19:38,470
Felix, you were just wonderful.
448
00:19:38,494 --> 00:19:40,494
I'm really very moved.
449
00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:46,484
I want to shake your hand.
450
00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:48,419
What a gift.
451
00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,430
Hmm.
452
00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:01,448
What's the matter, buddy?
453
00:20:01,517 --> 00:20:03,517
You don't look
happy. No, I, uh...
454
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:09,273
I'm happy. Uh...
What? I don't know, uh...
455
00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:12,043
They seemed to be laughing
at me there for a while.
456
00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:15,079
I don't know, then at the end
they went crazy, and they...
457
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,125
Well, you just
warmed them up, see?
458
00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:18,293
Is that it? Yeah.
459
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:21,018
They really did seem to
love me there at the end.
460
00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:22,920
Oh, yeah. Hmm.
461
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:25,890
I don't know, it's a...
it's a strange thing.
462
00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:27,024
What, did you set it up?
463
00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:29,042
Did you tell them I
was an orphan or a...
464
00:20:29,111 --> 00:20:30,305
Oh, no. Come on.
465
00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:32,996
Wounded war veteran,
only had six months to live?
466
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,610
What, what, what
did...? Will you cut it out?
467
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:35,866
Of course I didn't do that!
468
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,645
They really were crazy
about me, weren't they?
469
00:20:37,669 --> 00:20:40,153
Yeah, well... What?
470
00:20:40,222 --> 00:20:41,722
What, what, what?
471
00:20:41,790 --> 00:20:43,924
Felix, now, don't get mad, okay?
472
00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:45,136
No, no.
473
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,560
Well, Richard and I were afraid
474
00:20:46,629 --> 00:20:48,312
you were gonna
bomb with the song...
475
00:20:48,364 --> 00:20:50,893
I was afraid of the
same thing. Yeah, well...
476
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,317
So at the end of
it, when it was over,
477
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:55,552
we held up signs and
we cued the audience
478
00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:57,716
to yell "bravo" and
"applause," yeah. Really?
479
00:20:57,740 --> 00:20:59,901
Behind my back? Yeah,
when the song was over.
480
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,625
See, it said "door
prizes" and "bravo"
481
00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:03,288
and "applause" and
everything. You bum!
482
00:21:03,312 --> 00:21:05,111
What?
483
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:07,113
Who told you to butt in?
484
00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:10,116
I could stand up there
in front of that audience!
485
00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:11,485
Yeah?
486
00:21:11,554 --> 00:21:14,032
And they'd throw rocks
at me, wouldn't they?
487
00:21:14,056 --> 00:21:16,289
That's what I was
afraid of, buddy.
488
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:17,639
I've had it.
489
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:19,626
I've learned my lesson.
490
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,673
I have no business
being a performer.
491
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:22,897
I'm too sincere.
492
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,166
It takes too much out of me.
493
00:21:26,235 --> 00:21:29,514
No... I'm better
off just as I am.
494
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:30,818
I am a photographer.
495
00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:32,517
Let Dawson be a performer.
496
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:34,474
We each belong in our...
497
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:36,188
It's a wonderful song, though.
498
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:39,280
Oh, it is a good song,
I got to tell you that.
499
00:21:39,348 --> 00:21:40,948
You know what happened?
500
00:21:41,017 --> 00:21:43,328
Did you know what the
accompanist was doing?
501
00:21:43,352 --> 00:21:45,052
He was dragging it...
502
00:21:45,121 --> 00:21:48,367
♪ Even though you're only ♪
503
00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:50,269
♪ Make-believing, laugh... ♪
504
00:21:50,293 --> 00:21:51,770
That's not the way
it goes, you see?
505
00:21:51,794 --> 00:21:53,605
It should be done with
a little bit more heart,
506
00:21:53,629 --> 00:21:55,440
a little bit more spirit,
you know what I mean?
507
00:21:55,464 --> 00:21:57,575
♪ Even though you're
only make-believing ♪
508
00:21:57,599 --> 00:21:58,879
♪ Laugh, clown, laugh. ♪
509
00:21:58,935 --> 00:22:00,045
What do you say?
510
00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:01,435
Feh!
511
00:22:03,439 --> 00:22:05,999
That's what the
Eskimos used to say.
512
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:16,612
Who made this cheese,
Plastics of America?
513
00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:18,947
Hey, Felix, is he all
right? He's not mad?
514
00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:20,304
No, no, he's not mad.
515
00:22:20,373 --> 00:22:21,939
We had a long talk
about everything.
516
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,868
There's one thing I
can tell you. What?
517
00:22:23,892 --> 00:22:25,459
He's out of show
business forever.
518
00:22:25,528 --> 00:22:27,171
He'll never perform again.
- Great.
519
00:22:27,195 --> 00:22:29,963
Aw, that's too
bad... He's so gifted!
520
00:22:30,032 --> 00:22:30,964
Yeah.
521
00:22:31,033 --> 00:22:33,718
♪ Laugh, clown, laugh. ♪
522
00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:35,468
Well, it's our loss, isn't it?
523
00:22:35,537 --> 00:22:36,837
Hey, Dick! Dick!
524
00:22:36,906 --> 00:22:39,484
Look what I
found... our old stuff.
525
00:22:39,508 --> 00:22:40,819
Where did you get these?
526
00:22:40,843 --> 00:22:43,176
I want you to see that
our act wasn't so bad.
527
00:22:43,245 --> 00:22:45,390
What do you want us to
do, the vaudeville number?
528
00:22:45,414 --> 00:22:46,658
Yeah. Go in the kitchen.
529
00:22:46,682 --> 00:22:48,293
Murray, can you play this?
530
00:22:48,317 --> 00:22:49,828
Come here, look at this. Yeah.
531
00:22:49,852 --> 00:22:50,962
Just take a glance at it.
532
00:22:50,986 --> 00:22:52,397
As soon as we
get in the kitchen,
533
00:22:52,421 --> 00:22:54,621
give us a bell note. Okay.
534
00:22:59,278 --> 00:23:00,522
♪ Hats ♪
535
00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:01,645
♪ Cane ♪
536
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:02,858
♪ Trunks ♪
537
00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:03,947
♪ Trains ♪
538
00:23:04,016 --> 00:23:07,617
♪ That's the way it
was in vaudeville ♪
539
00:23:09,038 --> 00:23:10,353
♪ Song ♪
540
00:23:10,422 --> 00:23:11,689
♪ Cue ♪
541
00:23:11,757 --> 00:23:12,801
♪ Soft ♪
542
00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:14,157
♪ Shoe ♪
543
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:17,060
♪ And then you went out
front and made your kill ♪
544
00:23:18,614 --> 00:23:20,380
♪ They loved us in the cities ♪
545
00:23:20,449 --> 00:23:22,482
♪ And they loved
us in the sticks ♪
546
00:23:22,551 --> 00:23:24,702
♪ We didn't mind
the vegetables ♪
547
00:23:24,770 --> 00:23:26,715
♪ But when they
threw those bricks ♪
548
00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:27,671
Oh!
549
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:28,839
♪ Laughs, ha-ha ♪
550
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:30,052
♪ Frowns, ah ♪
551
00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:31,141
♪ Tank ♪
552
00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:32,387
♪ Towns ♪
553
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:34,828
♪ That's the way it
was in vaudeville ♪
554
00:23:34,897 --> 00:23:37,025
I say, I say, I
say... I say, I say...
555
00:23:37,049 --> 00:23:38,177
Cease!
556
00:23:38,201 --> 00:23:40,295
I rather like your
shirt. Well, thank you.
557
00:23:40,319 --> 00:23:42,353
Mm, do you prefer
it to a Henway?
558
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,233
A Henway? What's a Henway?
559
00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:45,923
A plump one, about eight pounds.
560
00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:46,992
Oh-ho!
561
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,995
♪ Scranton and
Canton, Salina, Medina ♪
562
00:23:51,063 --> 00:23:53,630
♪ Detroit and Beloit,
Kankakee, don't you see? ♪
563
00:23:53,699 --> 00:23:56,366
♪ That's the way it
was in vaudeville ♪
564
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,102
♪ Ra-da-da-da, da ♪
565
00:23:58,171 --> 00:24:00,504
♪ Mamaroneck, Saranac,
Staunton and Taunton ♪
566
00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:02,807
♪ Altoona, Laguna,
Racine, yes, I mean ♪
567
00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:05,843
♪ That's the way it
was in vaudeville ♪
568
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:09,792
♪ The act was a dilly
in Cleveland and Philly ♪
569
00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:11,977
♪ We rocked 'em in Brockton
and Troy, boy, oh, boy ♪
570
00:24:12,001 --> 00:24:14,334
♪ What a joy, they went
batty in old Cincinnati ♪
571
00:24:14,403 --> 00:24:17,237
♪ They screamed
in Moline, Illinois! ♪
572
00:24:17,305 --> 00:24:20,106
♪ We had 'em in Chatham,
we smashed 'em in Ashton ♪
573
00:24:20,175 --> 00:24:22,993
♪ We killed 'em in Wilton,
they raved in New Havedon... ♪
574
00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:24,278
Hold it!
575
00:24:24,346 --> 00:24:25,912
New Havedon?
576
00:24:25,981 --> 00:24:27,292
Huh! Yes.
577
00:24:27,316 --> 00:24:30,451
♪ And that's the way
it was in "vaud-a" ♪
578
00:24:30,519 --> 00:24:32,486
♪ Listen, every son
and "daught-a" ♪
579
00:24:32,555 --> 00:24:35,289
♪ Ain't you glad that
you have bought a ♪
580
00:24:35,357 --> 00:24:37,924
♪ Ticket to a good
old vaudeville? ♪
581
00:24:37,993 --> 00:24:39,559
♪ Yes, sir! ♪
582
00:24:39,628 --> 00:24:43,080
♪ And that's the way
it was in vaudeville! ♪
583
00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:45,127
Yes, sir! Hey, hey!
584
00:24:53,292 --> 00:24:54,458
♪ Hats ♪
585
00:24:54,527 --> 00:24:57,328
♪ Canes, trunk, trains ♪
586
00:24:57,396 --> 00:25:00,331
♪ That's the way it
was in vaudeville... ♪
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