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Hello? New York Herald?
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Oscar Madison, please.
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He's not in?
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Well, let it ring, Operator.
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Sometimes he can't find
the phone under the rubble.
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Hello? Sports Department?
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Is Oscar Madison there, please?
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What? He's out on an interview?!
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Well, doesn't he know
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he's over an hour
late for dinner?
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That I've got a
meatloaf in the oven
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that's slowly turning
into a footrest?!
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Why doesn't he tell me before
he goes out on these things?
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No, this is not his father.
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No. No message.
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I'm sure he'll come home
in his own good time.
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Well, Oscar, old buddy,
you got any more questions
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you want to ask me
about my football team?
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No. No, I got enough
material for my column.
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Now, this is the way a
man should work, see?
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Ten questions and a
winning hand, I'll telling you.
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Oh, and Sam, you
still contemplatin', boy?
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We're only in New York
for the weekend, you know.
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Don't rush me.
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I got five card,
but only two eyes.
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Listen, Oscar, I'm givin'
this here charity bash
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Saturday night, and,
uh, I'd be mighty pleased
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if you and the... the
filly of your choice,
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uh, would consent to come.
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Thanks. I'll be there.
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Yeah, it should be
quite a hoedown.
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I got the top-notch band, boy.
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I'm flyin' Ma Gump and her
Tumbleweeds in from El Paso.
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Ma Gump?
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The kindest, sweetest,
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most toe-tappin'
lady you ever saw.
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58 years old,
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and tobacco spittin'
champ of Dawson County.
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No kidding?
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Now, I got four red
cards, one black.
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I'm yellow. I quit.
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Well, it looks like it's
just you and me, Oscar.
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Yeah, Billy Joe, cost
you $100 to see me.
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I hope that's not
gonna scare you.
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Shoot, I tipped the cabdriver
more than that yesterday.
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Okay, buddy, here's
your hundred, and, uh...
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Okay.
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I raise you $500.
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You raise me $500?
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Listen, I got you beat,
but I'm all tapped out.
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Well, let's not hassle
over a few measly dollars.
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I'll trust you for it.
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You will? That's what I
love... a gentleman's game.
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I got a full house...
Three kings, two queens.
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Sorry about that. Uh, uh!
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I'm afraid I got you
whipped, Oscar.
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Two pair.
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Since when does two
pair beat a full house?
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When they're two pair of aces.
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Four aces?
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That's all there are.
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Well, you're a
little short, buddy,
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but 500 bucks...
that ain't much.
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No, that ain't much.
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Shoot, I tipped my doorman
more than that yesterday.
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Billy Joe, I got
bad news for you.
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It looks like Ma Gump ain't
gonna be able to make it up
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from El Paso this
week for the dance.
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She's in a family way.
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I thought you said
she was 58 years old?
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Well, now, she's
a right pretty girl
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when she's got her teeth in.
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Now, look, Dick, buddy,
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you gonna have to get me a
real country band pronto, boy.
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That ain't gonna
be easy, Billy Joe.
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All the good bands is
down in Nashville this week
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for that Country Music Roundup.
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Now, listen, buddy,
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you are my business manager.
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Now, come Saturday, I want
to hear a band, not excuses.
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I'll get right on it, Billy Joe.
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Oh, Oscar? Yeah?
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About that $500
you owe Billy Joe?
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Yeah? He'll take your check.
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Well, that's no good.
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You see, this month's service
charge wiped me out, see?
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Uh-huh.
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Will he take an IOU?
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Well, the last fella that tried
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to give Billy Joe an IOU
got about as far as the "O"?
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As far as the "O"? Yeah.
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They found him a
couple days later,
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coughing up the ace of spades.
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Well, won't he give me
some time to pay him back?
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Well, how much
time you gonna need?
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Well, let's see, there's
the back alimony,
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the bookie, the
food, there's the rent.
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See, but I could the
stall the food and the rent.
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About 11 months.
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Billy Joe allows only 24 hours.
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Oh, okay.
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I'll get it from my roommate.
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As long as you get the $500 up
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by 7:00 tomorrow night.
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Well, don't worry,
he's my best friend.
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When I tell him I'm in trouble,
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he'll give me the
money like that.
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I'll tell him what happened.
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I had a full house,
the guy put four aces.
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He understands
about things like that.
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I'll trick him into it.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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The Odd Couple was filmed
in front of a live audience.
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Hi, buddy.
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Don't ask me about my arm.
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I don't want to upset you.
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Oh, boy, what a pleasure
it is to come home.
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Look how you set a
nice table, you know?
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No matter what kind
of a jungle it is out there,
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it's always so
nice to come here.
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Flowers, everything so nice.
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All right, Felix,
what's the matter?
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Something's wrong.
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I can tell by your conversation.
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You're late.
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I'm sorry.
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You're over an
hour and a half late!
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All right, I'm sorry.
Come on, let's eat.
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We'll talk about my
sore arm later, okay?
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"Come on, let's eat.
We'll talk about it later."
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What am I supposed to do,
go and get your food for you?
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What am I, your slave?
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From now on, you're gonna get
your own food, do you hear that?
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What I'm doing now... I'm
never gonna do this again.
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What is this that's next
to my sore arm that hurts?
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It's your ex-meatloaf.
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Rest in peace.
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It's not bad.
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Just needs some
ketchup, that's all.
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See if I can open it.
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Oh.
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I don't know why I cook for you,
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'cause people like you don't
even appreciate a decent meal.
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That's why they have TV dinners.
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I said I was sorry.
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That covers it, huh?
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Uh-uh! Uh-uh!
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No way!
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I want your solemn promise
this will never happen again.
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Do I have your promise?
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Yeah, I promise, I promise!
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I've got a closet
full of your promises.
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What's the matter with your arm?
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You noticed. I didn't want...
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I didn't want you to
notice, upset you like that.
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What is it? What's
the matter? No, no...
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Oh. Well, I was on the subway.
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Yeah. 42nd Street.
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A guy got on, he
must have been drunk.
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His head got caught
right in the doors.
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I went over, I rushed,
I opened the doors.
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Oh, but he got his head
out, but right on my shoulder.
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Oh! Right on my shoulder.
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Oh, but you saved that...
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It hurts. It hurts, huh?
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Oh, yeah, but it's all
right, I can live with it.
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I'm gonna get a beer.
You're coming with me.
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I'm taking you
straight to the doctor.
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I've already been to a doctor.
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Now, I can do
without the operation.
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What operation?
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I told you forget the operation.
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I can't afford it anyway.
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Don't... Not with your teeth.
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Let me do this for you.
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Oh, thank you, buddy.
It's nice. Thank you.
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Thank you.
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How much is the operation?
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$500.
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Still, $500 is not so
much for an operation.
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It is to me. You sit down.
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I'm going to loan you the money.
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Oh, no, I can't ask
you to do that, Felix.
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I don't want to hear
another word out of you.
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We're friends, aren't we?
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You'd do the same for me.
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Yes, I know, I mean, I can't
ask... You'd loan me $500.
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I told you, I don't want
to hear another word.
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I don't mean to do it, I swear I
don't. Where's my checkbook?
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You usually keep it in the
middle drawer right here.
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You bunco artist.
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Have you no shame?
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No.
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It's not enough that you
come home late for dinner,
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but you give me that sleazy
story about subways and arms.
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All right, I gave it a shot.
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It didn't work. I got
to find something else.
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Thought you could play
on my sympathy, didn't you?
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But I'm too smart for you.
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That $500... I'm
telling you this, mister...
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It's earmarked
for a trash masher.
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Why don't you give it to me?
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We'll live with loose garbage.
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Now hear this,
Madison... new rules.
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I'm laying down the law.
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From now on, no
more late for dinner,
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and no more crazy stories
about the subway, comprende?
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Eat your meatloaf. It's good.
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Will you stop nagging?
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I'll eat it already.
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And if you expect any
dinner tomorrow night,
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you better be on time,
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because I'm having
the Sophisticados in.
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Who are the Sophisticados?
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You know my band,
the Sophisticados.
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Don't make any remarks. Come on.
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How... how's it
doing, your band?
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I told you, no smart
remarks, didn't I?
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My band's doing all right.
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We need one good
break, that's all.
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Yeah... like Ma Gump
getting pregnant.
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Ma Gump is pregnant?!
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That's why you need
the $500, isn't it?
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You're disgusting!
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This is the last time
I'm getting your dessert.
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Hey, Oscar. Hi,
Dick. How are you?
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You raised the money.
You come to pay off.
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Well, not exactly.
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Boy, howdy! Wait
a minute, will you?
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Now, did Billy Joe get
a band for the party?
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No, he didn't, and
he's all riled up about it.
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Don't worry. I'm
gonna rile him down.
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Dad-burn it, I almost
got Ma Gump's sister,
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Hoedown Harriet, to play for us,
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but she won't work on
Gabby Hayes' birthday.
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Uh, buddy, you come to pay up?
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Well, listen, Billy
Joe, I've been thinking.
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You're a rich man. Now,
what does money mean to you?
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Everything.
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Well, I was thinking
about paying you off
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in something more
important than money.
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What, you got oil?
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Something more
important than that.
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I can get you a
band for your party.
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Don't play with me, buddy.
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I'm not playing with you.
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Now, I can get you a band...
It won't cost you a penny.
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I'll donate it to
your favorite charity.
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Hey, you know,
now that would really
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00:10:11,661 --> 00:10:13,005
pull me out of the well, buddy.
252
00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:14,573
You can get me a
real country band?
253
00:10:14,597 --> 00:10:15,897
The countriest.
254
00:10:15,932 --> 00:10:18,984
Boy, you get me a country
band, and I'll forget the $500
255
00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:20,830
you owe me. Hey, it's a deal!
256
00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:21,986
Okay.
257
00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,032
Hey, wait a minute, old buddy.
258
00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:24,333
What's the name
of this here band?
259
00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:27,792
Oh, uh, Felix "Red River"
Unger and His Saddle Sores.
260
00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:30,128
Oh, and they play
the countriest music
261
00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:31,896
you ever heard in your life.
262
00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:33,714
♪ Do wah! ♪
263
00:10:33,750 --> 00:10:35,361
Felix Unger and
the Sophisticados,
264
00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:37,363
ladies and gentlemen.
265
00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:42,556
Wow, that... that
is so sophisticated.
266
00:10:42,592 --> 00:10:43,992
That is so good.
267
00:10:44,027 --> 00:10:46,627
We have not lost
our touch, fellas.
268
00:10:46,662 --> 00:10:48,241
We're good. We're good. Ah, boy.
269
00:10:48,265 --> 00:10:51,149
Felix, if we're so good,
how come we can't get a gig?
270
00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:52,784
We will, we will, Vern.
271
00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,964
It just takes a
little time, that's all.
272
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,132
Don't get down.
273
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,300
Yeah, listen, I read somewhere
274
00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:58,456
where it took Ishkabibble
275
00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,325
a good six years
before he made it big.
276
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,826
There you are, there you are.
277
00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:04,006
You said we'd work,
we'd be seen. We will.
278
00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:05,424
There's a call for
sophisticated music...
279
00:11:05,448 --> 00:11:07,593
Hey, your music sounded
terrific out in the hall.
280
00:11:07,617 --> 00:11:09,161
Play another
one, will ya, fellas?
281
00:11:09,185 --> 00:11:10,551
Yeah, okay, come on, let's go.
282
00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:12,520
Did I hear anyone
say, "Horns up?"
283
00:11:15,292 --> 00:11:16,808
You're late again.
284
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,409
What's your crazy
story this time?
285
00:11:18,444 --> 00:11:20,311
Making a baby
shower for Ma Gump?
286
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,440
I'm sorry.
287
00:11:21,464 --> 00:11:23,565
Stuff your sorrys
in a sack, mister.
288
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,832
Horns up.
289
00:11:24,868 --> 00:11:26,629
Maybe you're not
interested in a job.
290
00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:27,913
What job?
291
00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:29,104
For you and the band.
292
00:11:29,139 --> 00:11:30,349
That's why I'm late. Where?
293
00:11:30,373 --> 00:11:31,506
At the Ritz Towers.
294
00:11:31,541 --> 00:11:32,741
It's for some football fans.
295
00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:34,487
They're here to
see the Jets game.
296
00:11:34,511 --> 00:11:35,643
The Ritz Towers.
297
00:11:35,679 --> 00:11:36,978
Fellas, I told you we'd work.
298
00:11:37,013 --> 00:11:38,179
Oh, that's so great.
299
00:11:38,214 --> 00:11:39,959
I'm sorry I snapped
at you, Oscar.
300
00:11:39,983 --> 00:11:41,827
Stuff your sorrys
in a sack, mister.
301
00:11:41,851 --> 00:11:43,784
Hey, that's a good one, Oscar.
302
00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,655
How much do we get paid?
303
00:11:47,690 --> 00:11:48,801
Try nothing.
304
00:11:48,825 --> 00:11:50,291
Nothing? Yeah.
305
00:11:50,326 --> 00:11:52,127
Nothing doing, buddy.
306
00:11:52,162 --> 00:11:54,207
This is a charity. Your
band gets to be heard
307
00:11:54,231 --> 00:11:55,374
by a lot of rich people.
308
00:11:55,398 --> 00:11:56,559
Who knows what can happen?
309
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:57,727
Charity? Yeah.
310
00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:59,228
Do we have to dance
with the singles?
311
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,185
No, no mixing. What do you say?
312
00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,364
The Ritz Towers.
313
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:03,799
Hey, that's a very
sophisticated room.
314
00:12:03,823 --> 00:12:05,768
Let's do it, guys.
What do you say?
315
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,839
Thank you. Let's
do a song for Oscar.
316
00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,941
Yeah, I like a folksy one,
okay? Yeah, number 23.
317
00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:14,649
Yeah, okay. Go ahead, folksy.
318
00:12:14,684 --> 00:12:16,295
♪ Golly gee ♪
♪ Jeepers Creepers! ♪
319
00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:17,552
♪ Where'd you get ♪
320
00:12:17,587 --> 00:12:19,081
♪ Where'd you get
those peepers? ♪
321
00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:21,472
♪ Jeepers creepers ♪
♪ Where'd you get ♪
322
00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:22,907
♪ Where'd you get those eyes? ♪
323
00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:25,076
♪ Where'd you get 'em? ♪
324
00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:29,747
♪ Golly gee, when you
turn those heaters on ♪
325
00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:32,367
♪ Woe is me ♪
326
00:12:32,402 --> 00:12:33,835
♪ Gotta put my cheaters on ♪
327
00:12:33,870 --> 00:12:35,954
♪ Jeepers creepers ♪
328
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:38,067
♪ Where'd you get
those peepers? ♪
329
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,008
♪ All those weepers ♪
330
00:12:40,043 --> 00:12:41,409
♪ How they hypnotize! ♪
331
00:12:41,444 --> 00:12:43,344
♪ Where'd you get those eyes? ♪
332
00:12:43,380 --> 00:12:45,847
♪ Eyes, where'd you
get those eyes? Bah! ♪
333
00:12:45,882 --> 00:12:48,699
♪ Do wah... ♪
334
00:12:56,259 --> 00:12:58,304
You don't want to
see this room, Felix.
335
00:12:58,328 --> 00:12:59,727
Of course I want to see it.
336
00:12:59,762 --> 00:13:01,373
I've got to check the
acoustics, the microphone.
337
00:13:01,397 --> 00:13:03,075
I already checked them
out on the telephone.
338
00:13:03,099 --> 00:13:05,033
How can you check
them on the teleph...?
339
00:13:07,503 --> 00:13:08,914
What's this? What's what?
340
00:13:08,938 --> 00:13:10,971
Straw on the
floor. What is this?
341
00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:12,985
That's right, it looks
like straw, doesn't it?
342
00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:14,409
What's this stuff, what is it?
343
00:13:14,444 --> 00:13:16,377
Oh, this is fertilizer.
344
00:13:16,413 --> 00:13:17,823
Felix, look at this...
A nice microphone,
345
00:13:17,847 --> 00:13:19,859
goes up and down for a
nice singer like yourself.
346
00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:21,181
What a mess.
347
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,817
Look who I'm talking
to about a mess.
348
00:13:22,852 --> 00:13:23,996
The acoustics are pretty nice.
349
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:25,931
You hit the straw, it
comes right back to you.
350
00:13:25,955 --> 00:13:27,600
Really hit the skids,
I'll tell you that.
351
00:13:27,624 --> 00:13:28,801
That's real wires...
352
00:13:28,825 --> 00:13:30,825
Felix Unger and the
Sophisticados are a class act.
353
00:13:30,860 --> 00:13:32,271
We will not perform
in this ambience.
354
00:13:32,295 --> 00:13:33,939
What are you talk...
this is a great ambience.
355
00:13:33,963 --> 00:13:35,408
Maybe the other guys
will like this ambience.
356
00:13:35,432 --> 00:13:36,764
Hey, Oscar.
357
00:13:36,799 --> 00:13:38,277
Glad you're here, buddy. Oh, hi,
358
00:13:38,301 --> 00:13:39,800
Billy Joe, nice to see you.
359
00:13:39,835 --> 00:13:41,680
Billy Joe, I'd like you
to meet my roommate
360
00:13:41,704 --> 00:13:43,048
and your conductor for tonight.
361
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:44,617
He came here to check the room.
362
00:13:44,641 --> 00:13:47,108
Well, now, I'm mighty pleased
to shake your hand, Red River.
363
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:51,029
Red River?
364
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:52,563
Where are your Saddle Sores?
365
00:13:53,650 --> 00:13:55,533
My what?
366
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,213
Come on, Red, let's go.
Uh, so this good ol' boy
367
00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,447
is going to make my
people happy, huh?
368
00:13:58,471 --> 00:13:59,970
Well, I want to keep
it moving, buddy.
369
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,305
I want this place to shake
370
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,640
like two tomcats in a gunnysack.
371
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,175
I want action, boy, action.
372
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:05,387
You're gonna have
this cleaned, aren't you?
373
00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:06,377
Cleaned?
374
00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:08,045
I had these decorations flown in
375
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:10,798
all the way from Texas
just for this here barn dance.
376
00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:13,184
Barn dance? That's right.
377
00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:15,397
♪ Ribs on a spit,
beer in the keg ♪
378
00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:17,316
♪ Grandpa's dancin'
on a wooden leg ♪
379
00:14:17,340 --> 00:14:18,972
♪ He kept on spinnin'
around and around ♪
380
00:14:19,008 --> 00:14:20,974
♪ Till he screwed hisself
right in the ground! ♪
381
00:14:21,010 --> 00:14:23,744
Whoo-hoo!
382
00:14:26,816 --> 00:14:29,651
Can I talk to you for
a moment, Oscar?
383
00:14:39,862 --> 00:14:41,840
And that's what Oscar
wants us to lower ourselves to.
384
00:14:41,864 --> 00:14:43,230
Country music.
385
00:14:43,265 --> 00:14:44,910
What's the difference
what kind of music you play?
386
00:14:44,934 --> 00:14:46,745
A band's a band, right?
387
00:14:46,769 --> 00:14:50,504
That from a man who had
a jukebox at his wedding.
388
00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:53,674
All right, fellas, all
together, "No dice, Oscar."
389
00:14:53,710 --> 00:14:55,593
And n...
390
00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:01,432
Come on, and...
391
00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:03,112
You mean you guys will play?
392
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,686
Maybe we should, Felix.
393
00:15:04,721 --> 00:15:08,622
Look, I mean, I'm a policeman,
Alan's an interior decorator,
394
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:11,693
Bob's a butcher, and
Vern's a gynecologist.
395
00:15:11,728 --> 00:15:14,078
I mean, we're just a bunch
of guys playing for fun.
396
00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:17,198
Degradation is not fun.
397
00:15:17,233 --> 00:15:18,949
It could be.
398
00:15:20,703 --> 00:15:21,813
It will be fun.
399
00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:23,449
Bob's a great
country fiddle player.
400
00:15:23,473 --> 00:15:25,489
Yeah, Oscar could
play the washboard.
401
00:15:25,524 --> 00:15:29,760
He's never even been
near a washboard.
402
00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:31,879
Fellas, I'm warning
you, count me out.
403
00:15:31,914 --> 00:15:33,794
ALAN, MURRAY & VERN: You're out.
404
00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:38,202
Who will lead the band?
405
00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:39,203
I'll lead the band.
406
00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:41,172
Oh, that's a hot one.
407
00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:42,418
Ho, ho, ho. Oh, come on.
408
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,019
You always make
a big deal out of it.
409
00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:45,720
I could do it, it's easy.
410
00:15:45,744 --> 00:15:46,727
What do you say, fellas?
411
00:15:46,762 --> 00:15:47,773
Yeah, let's play, huh?
412
00:15:47,797 --> 00:15:49,074
Thanks a lot, fellas.
413
00:15:49,098 --> 00:15:50,409
Just remember,
without Felix Unger
414
00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:52,466
you're not a band,
you're just a mob.
415
00:15:52,502 --> 00:15:55,186
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have bigger fish to fry.
416
00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:57,388
I think he's a little
peeved, Oscar.
417
00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:58,834
Oh, he's a sore loser.
418
00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:00,736
What do we do
now? We play a song.
419
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:01,792
Which one?
420
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:02,938
Billy Joe... you
know what he likes?
421
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,273
Uh, "Coming 'Round
the Mountain," okay?
422
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,707
All right, but you
better lead us
423
00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:07,342
because we don't
know this one too good.
424
00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:08,778
What do you want?
With the baton.
425
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,279
Oh, it'll be my pleasure.
Well, that's easy.
426
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,535
All right, here we go.
427
00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:18,753
What are you doing, fellas?
428
00:16:18,777 --> 00:16:19,989
Come on, play it, will you?
429
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:21,190
Play the song.
430
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:22,757
Not that fast.
Wait, wait, slow...
431
00:16:22,781 --> 00:16:25,194
In the middle,
play it in the middle!
432
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:27,262
First you play it fast,
then you play it slow.
433
00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:28,364
What is it? In the middle.
434
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:29,937
Well, you were leading us.
435
00:16:29,972 --> 00:16:32,223
You mean you watch
the guy with the baton?
436
00:16:33,509 --> 00:16:34,553
It looked so easy.
437
00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:35,788
Let's do something we all know
438
00:16:35,812 --> 00:16:37,289
like "I Got Spurs
That Jingle Jangle."
439
00:16:37,313 --> 00:16:38,557
Okay, anything, come on.
440
00:16:40,149 --> 00:16:43,417
♪ I got spurs that
jingle jangle jingle ♪
441
00:16:43,453 --> 00:16:46,186
♪ As I go ridin' merrily... ♪
442
00:16:46,221 --> 00:16:47,571
Wait, wait, wait, Vern,
443
00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:49,240
you're playing in the wrong key.
444
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:50,452
Me? You guys are off.
445
00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:52,087
All right, Oscar, who was
playing in the wrong key?
446
00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:53,077
Yeah.
447
00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:55,146
Sounded great to me.
448
00:16:56,198 --> 00:16:57,710
Felix'd know who's off.
449
00:16:57,734 --> 00:16:59,300
Oh, I sure miss Felix.
450
00:16:59,335 --> 00:17:00,379
All right, we'll get him back.
451
00:17:00,403 --> 00:17:01,469
How?
452
00:17:01,504 --> 00:17:03,782
Well, play that Sons
of the Pioneers song,
453
00:17:03,806 --> 00:17:05,684
"The Tumbling Weeds," what
is... "Tumbling Tumbleweeds."
454
00:17:05,708 --> 00:17:09,226
Play that thing.
455
00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:14,198
♪ There they go rumbling down ♪
456
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:16,633
♪ Pledging ♪
457
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:20,104
♪ Their love to the ground ♪
458
00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:23,708
♪ There they go singing a song ♪
459
00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:27,511
♪ Tumbling along ♪
460
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:30,781
♪ With the tumbling
tumbleweeds... ♪
461
00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:36,186
All right, all together
now... "I'm sorry, Felix."
462
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:39,090
And... ALL: I'm sorry, Felix.
463
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:41,258
Very good. You were in
the wrong key before, Vern.
464
00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:42,604
Yeah. All right,
465
00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:44,462
that detestable
"Mountain" thing.
466
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:45,763
Horns up.
467
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,398
Con moto spirito, and...
468
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:50,979
♪ She'll be coming 'round the
mountain when she comes ♪
469
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,636
Yahoo!
470
00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:54,316
♪ She'll be coming 'round the
mountain when she comes. ♪
471
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:56,207
Yeah, yeah, go!
472
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,819
MURRAY, FELIX & OSCAR: ♪
She'll be coming 'round the mountain ♪
473
00:17:57,843 --> 00:17:58,954
♪ She'll be coming
'round the mountain ♪
474
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,389
Yeah! ♪ She'll be coming ♪
475
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,623
♪ 'Round the mountain
when she comes. ♪
476
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:02,757
Whoo-whoo!
477
00:18:05,184 --> 00:18:10,121
♪ I'll keep rolling along ♪
478
00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:15,092
♪ Deep in my heart is a song ♪
479
00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:19,830
♪ Here on the range I belong ♪
480
00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:21,832
♪ Tumbling along ♪
481
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:25,569
♪ With the tumbling
tumbleweeds ♪
482
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,838
♪ Tumbling, tumbling,
tumbling, tumbling ♪
483
00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:32,810
♪ Tumbling tumbleweeds... ♪
484
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,590
Red River Unger
and His Saddle Sores,
485
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,880
ladies and gentlemen.
486
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,982
♪ Doo-wah... ♪
487
00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:40,234
Aha!
488
00:18:40,269 --> 00:18:42,203
Hey!
489
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,873
Take five, men.
490
00:18:46,909 --> 00:18:48,242
Don't mingle.
491
00:18:48,277 --> 00:18:50,244
Oscar? Oscar.
492
00:18:50,279 --> 00:18:51,623
Oscar. Hey...
493
00:18:51,647 --> 00:18:53,158
you're a big hit
here, Red River.
494
00:18:53,182 --> 00:18:54,682
I am in love with country music.
495
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:56,033
I love it.
496
00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:58,636
What? This coming from the
leader of the Sophisticados?
497
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,270
I love it. What can I tell you?
498
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,484
Hey, Billy Joe,
having a good time?
499
00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:02,957
Howdy, partner.
500
00:19:02,992 --> 00:19:04,203
Pull up a barrel
and set a spell.
501
00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:05,371
Think the rain'll
hurt the rhubarb?
502
00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:06,693
Not if it's in the
can, it won't.
503
00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:08,540
Aha!
504
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,597
Oscar, I got to hand
it to you, old boy.
505
00:19:10,633 --> 00:19:11,911
That band is
sharper than a cactus.
506
00:19:11,935 --> 00:19:12,900
Aw, 'tain't nothing.
507
00:19:12,936 --> 00:19:13,901
Aha!
508
00:19:13,937 --> 00:19:15,036
Well, thank you, buddy,
509
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,782
you really know how to
pay off on a poker debt.
510
00:19:16,806 --> 00:19:18,739
Ah...!
511
00:19:19,842 --> 00:19:21,742
What poker debt?
512
00:19:21,777 --> 00:19:23,945
I think I'll mosey on down now
513
00:19:23,980 --> 00:19:24,946
to the punch bowl.
514
00:19:24,981 --> 00:19:26,025
You just hold it right here.
515
00:19:26,049 --> 00:19:27,481
What poker debt?
516
00:19:27,516 --> 00:19:28,894
Felix, why don't you play
"Tumbling Tumbleweeds" again?
517
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,396
I love the way you do
it and they go crazy.
518
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:31,685
Oh, I'm getting the message.
519
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:33,632
What message? You got
into a great big poker game
520
00:19:33,656 --> 00:19:34,833
with Billy Joe
Grissom, didn't you?
521
00:19:34,857 --> 00:19:36,068
Yeah, well, I went
down to interview him...
522
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,336
Yeah, and you lost
your shirt, didn't you?
523
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:39,305
Well, it was a lot of money.
Then you had the bright idea
524
00:19:39,329 --> 00:19:40,861
of paying off with
my band, right?
525
00:19:40,896 --> 00:19:43,442
What was I going to
do? I owed him $500.
526
00:19:43,466 --> 00:19:46,968
You sold out the Sophisticados
for 500 measly dollars?
527
00:19:47,003 --> 00:19:48,336
How low can you get?
528
00:19:48,371 --> 00:19:50,432
Hey, Red River, our
boots are cooling off, boy.
529
00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:51,856
Let's have a square dance.
530
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:52,840
Yeah, Felix,
531
00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:54,820
w-why don't you
call the square dance
532
00:19:54,844 --> 00:19:57,289
and you can yell at me later?
533
00:19:57,313 --> 00:19:58,356
You call it. What?
534
00:19:58,380 --> 00:19:59,513
You call it.
535
00:19:59,548 --> 00:20:01,059
It's your mess, you
clean it up for a change.
536
00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:02,895
Are you crazy? BILLY JOE:
Boys, I don't hear any music.
537
00:20:02,919 --> 00:20:04,718
You're on your
own, boy. Let's go!
538
00:20:04,753 --> 00:20:06,687
Felix.
539
00:20:08,825 --> 00:20:10,791
"Turkey in the Straw," okay?
540
00:20:14,363 --> 00:20:16,441
♪ Lead with your left,
then lead with your right ♪
541
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,376
♪ Stand up, sit down,
fight, fight, fight ♪
542
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,279
♪ Then grab your
foot, hop up and down ♪
543
00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:22,269
♪ Shooby-doo,
sit on the ground ♪
544
00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:24,215
♪ Bend way over,
touch your toe ♪
545
00:20:24,239 --> 00:20:26,006
♪ Shuffle off to Buffalo ♪
546
00:20:26,042 --> 00:20:27,852
♪ Grab your partner,
drop your socks ♪
547
00:20:27,876 --> 00:20:30,127
♪ A dozen bagels,
a pound of lox ♪
548
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:32,082
♪ Shave and a
haircut, two bits. ♪
549
00:20:36,885 --> 00:20:38,885
Hold it.
550
00:20:38,921 --> 00:20:40,137
Hold it!
551
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:42,222
Now, what in thunder was that?
552
00:20:42,257 --> 00:20:44,792
I almost choked on my
garters on that last line, boy.
553
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:45,793
I'm sorry, Billy Joe.
554
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,039
You know, I think
I ought to take
555
00:20:47,063 --> 00:20:48,896
about $500 out of your hide.
556
00:20:48,931 --> 00:20:50,542
Well, wait a minute, see, I...
557
00:20:50,566 --> 00:20:53,734
How'd you like the comedy
square dance, folks?
558
00:20:53,769 --> 00:20:56,169
That's Crazy O and
his bunkhouse humor.
559
00:20:56,205 --> 00:20:57,805
Let's hear it for him.
560
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,618
Okay, now we'll have
the real barn dance.
561
00:20:59,642 --> 00:21:00,608
You ready, fellas?
562
00:21:00,643 --> 00:21:02,588
Thanks, pal.
Nothing to it, partner.
563
00:21:02,612 --> 00:21:04,211
♪ Bow to your
partners, corners all ♪
564
00:21:04,246 --> 00:21:06,006
♪ Wave to the pretty
gal across the hall... ♪
565
00:21:07,783 --> 00:21:10,050
♪ Allemande left
with your left hand ♪
566
00:21:10,086 --> 00:21:12,130
♪ Back to your partner,
right and left grand ♪
567
00:21:12,154 --> 00:21:13,765
♪ Keep on going till you meet ♪
568
00:21:13,789 --> 00:21:15,839
♪ The one on whom
you're kind of sweet ♪
569
00:21:15,874 --> 00:21:17,474
♪ Promenade with that girl ♪
570
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,526
♪ Then go on home
and swing and swirl ♪
571
00:21:23,382 --> 00:21:25,059
♪ Ladies to the center
and back to the bar ♪
572
00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:26,961
♪ Gents to the center,
now form a star ♪
573
00:21:26,985 --> 00:21:28,730
♪ Girls, circle right
and next time around ♪
574
00:21:28,754 --> 00:21:30,582
♪ Go home with a
fella you have found ♪
575
00:21:30,606 --> 00:21:33,274
♪ One, two, three,
four, everybody swing ♪
576
00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:39,508
♪ All join hands
and circle south ♪
577
00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:41,477
♪ Let a little sunshine
in your mouth ♪
578
00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:43,245
♪ Drop your hands
and single file ♪
579
00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:45,285
♪ Go back home Indian style ♪
580
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:48,555
♪ One, two, three, four ♪
581
00:21:48,590 --> 00:21:50,435
♪ When you get
there, swing and whirl ♪
582
00:21:50,459 --> 00:21:52,993
♪ Swing and swing
that purty little girl ♪
583
00:21:59,335 --> 00:22:01,302
♪ Okay, Oscar, show your style ♪
584
00:22:01,337 --> 00:22:03,170
♪ Come on up and dance a while ♪
585
00:22:03,206 --> 00:22:04,883
♪ No, thank you,
I'll stay right here ♪
586
00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:06,685
♪ You have fun,
I'll drink my beer ♪
587
00:22:06,709 --> 00:22:08,542
♪ I'm gonna tell your
buddy, Billy Joe ♪
588
00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:10,411
♪ That you refused to do-si-do ♪
589
00:22:10,446 --> 00:22:12,291
♪ Don't you squeal,
I'll do my dance ♪
590
00:22:12,315 --> 00:22:14,275
♪ That's better than having
buckshot in my pants ♪
591
00:22:18,621 --> 00:22:20,821
Whoo!
592
00:22:39,842 --> 00:22:41,808
♪ Think this song
is about to end ♪
593
00:22:41,844 --> 00:22:44,278
♪ 'Cause this old
man needs oxygen. ♪
594
00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:57,441
♪ Good night, ladies ♪
595
00:22:57,476 --> 00:23:02,112
♪ Good night, ladies ♪
596
00:23:02,147 --> 00:23:06,083
♪ Good night, ladies ♪
597
00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:08,986
♪ Good night, good night ♪
598
00:23:09,021 --> 00:23:11,299
This is Felix "Red River"
Unger and His Saddle Sores
599
00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:12,768
from high atop the
beautiful Ritz Towers,
600
00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:14,558
overlooking Gotham by the sea,
601
00:23:14,594 --> 00:23:18,161
asking the musical
question, "Good night."
602
00:23:18,197 --> 00:23:19,841
Now, au revoir, a
bit of a tweet-tweet,
603
00:23:19,865 --> 00:23:23,701
a bit of a toodle-doodle,
bon cheerio, and...
604
00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:27,905
♪ Good night. ♪
605
00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:29,473
Aha.
606
00:23:36,065 --> 00:23:38,265
Unger, you're the best
friend anybody ever had.
607
00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:39,711
When I need you,
you're always there.
608
00:23:39,735 --> 00:23:41,880
That's the cut of my
jib, partner, cut of my jib.
609
00:23:41,904 --> 00:23:44,449
I should be angry at you, but
I had so much fun, I can't be.
610
00:23:44,473 --> 00:23:45,884
Listen, there's just
one more thing. Yeah.
611
00:23:45,908 --> 00:23:47,041
Don't let the band pack up.
612
00:23:47,076 --> 00:23:48,575
Billy Joe wants
to sing one song.
613
00:23:48,610 --> 00:23:50,627
Is there no end?
614
00:23:50,662 --> 00:23:52,006
Is there no end?!
How long does it take
615
00:23:52,030 --> 00:23:52,996
to sing one little song?
616
00:23:53,031 --> 00:23:54,832
Everything'll be
all right, come on.
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