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♪♪
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Ah, this is Rush Week.
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It's a week that freshmen get
rushed by fraternities and sororities.
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- Hi, there.
- Hi!
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And since I don't have the
legs to get into a sorority,
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I am doing the next best thing.
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I'm going to hold out for the
coolest frat on campus --
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Sigma Alpha.
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- Hey, Zack!
- Huh?
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- Say hi to Rick Larson.
- Hey, Rick.
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Rick is from Sigma Alpha.
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Rick!
Hey hey, come on in!
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Well, you're already in.
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Well, sit down. You're
already sitting down.
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Hey! Want some Pringles?
Every one is perfect!
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Hey, uh, Zack?
Zack, relax.
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He's here to see me.
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- You?
- Uh-huh.
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Yeah, the brothers and I wanted
to extend a personal invitation
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to Slater to our open
house tomorrow night.
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(SMUGLY) Personal invitation.
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Not too many people
get those, huh?
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Well, we like to think we
attract the best on campus.
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Right.
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Best brains, best families,
best athletes.
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Ah, well, you know, Rick, I'm
sort of a jock, myself.
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Really?
What sport?
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What sport?
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Uh, hockey!
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Yes, yes, I'm going out
for the hockey team.
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So am I. I'll see you at
tryouts this afternoon.
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Yeah, I didn't get to play
last year -- concussion.
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Got my head slammed
into the boards.
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It was great.
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Great, great. No, nothing
like a good head injury.
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Uh-huh.
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So Slater, we'll see you at the
open house tomorrow night?
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- All right.
- Ah, Rick, Rick?
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Uh, open -- is that to everyone?
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Oh, sure, you can
come too, Jack.
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Did you hear that?
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That sounded like a personal
invitation to me.
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Yeah!
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It sounds like they really
want you, Jack.
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♪ I'm standing
at the edge of tomorrow, ♪
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♪ and it's all up to
me how far I go ♪
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♪ I'm standing at the
edge of tomorrow ♪
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♪ I've never seen
such a view before, ♪
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♪ a new world before my eyes ♪
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♪ So much for me to explore ♪
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♪ It's where my future lies ♪
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♪ Today, I'm standing at
the edge of tomorrow ♪
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♪ From here, the future
looks bright for me ♪
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♪ And it's all up to
me how far I go ♪
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♪ It's my time to break away ♪
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♪ I'm standing at the edge
of tomorrow today ♪
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Hey, Slater, that's great.
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You know, Sigma Alpha is
my fraternity, too.
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Yeah?
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As a matter of fact, I'm
kind of a legend there.
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Oh, because you played football?
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No.
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Because I'm the guy that pulled
off the famous bell tower prank.
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Oh, really?
What was that?
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You mean you never heard of it?
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Unh-uh.
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One night I climbed
the bell tower
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and I took the clapper
out of the bell.
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So when the bell was supposed
to chime, there was nothing!
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No sound!
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Nothing!
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Like right now.
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Are you sure you
never heard of it?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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The famous clapper caper.
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- Really funny.
- Yeah.
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Come on, Slater.
He's putting you on.
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That's the most boring prank
I've ever heard of.
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You're pulling our legs,
right, Mike?
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No, but when I do, you'll
be six inches taller.
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Oh.
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Hey! So, how'd the
hockey tryouts go?
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Well, I swallowed a puck and
the Zamboni ran over me.
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Does that answer your question?
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Hmm, I bet Rick was
really impressed.
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Mmm, I don't think so.
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He was the one
driving the Zamboni.
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Ah, nothing to worry about.
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- I have another plan.
- Hey, you know, Mike?
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Mike here was just telling me
he is a Sigma Alpha man.
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Really?
Well, of course he would be.
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I mean, he's an all-star
jock, handsome.
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Is that your other plan, Zack?
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Kissing up?
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Think it'll work?
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I like it.
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Tell you what, I'll put in a good word
for you with my fraternity brothers.
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- Well thanks, Mike!
- Got it.
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Yeah, thanks, Mike!
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You know, Screech,
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a lot of guys want to get
into Sigma Alpha House,
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but not everybody can.
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You might want to find a house
that--that suits you.
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Like for instance, the
House of Pancakes.
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Guys!
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Great news!
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I was just invited to the
Beta Delta party!
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Hey, that's the sorority
you wanted to get in!
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- It is!
- Congratulations!
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Aw, thanks, Leslie!
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Have you been rushed yet?
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Well, my mother was in Kappa
Theta, so I'm a legacy there.
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Which means they have to take
me whether they want to or not.
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Aw!
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I'd die to be a Kappa Theta.
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Hey, you know that the Beta Deltas
and the Kappa Thetas are rival sororities?
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- Ooh, really?
- Yeah!
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It goes back 80 years when the
Betas kidnapped the Thetas'
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homecoming queen,
Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Oh, come on!
Give me a break!
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And they have been
fighting ever since.
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No, and just last week,
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the Thetas put super glue
on the Betas' toilet seats.
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That was them?
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I was visiting that day.
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And I didn't think that
it was funny!
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Ow!
Oh, come on!
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It was just a joke.
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I mean, let's not let getting into
different sororities affect our friendship.
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Oh, OK.
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OK.
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Oh, and just a bit
of friendly advice,
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I really wouldn't wear
that outfit to my open house.
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Oh, well if I was
going to Theta House,
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then I would dress
like Margaret Thatcher.
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Well excuse me for not
looking like the B-52s!
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You just keep your hands
off my toilet seat.
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Oh.
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You know, I was thinking,
Slater.
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You gotta put in a good
word for me with Rick
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and the other
fraternity guys.
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Well, I don't know
what to tell them.
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Well, you just tell them
that I'm loyal, honest,
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and that I'm Cindy Crawford's
new co-host on "House of Style."
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Hey, Slater.
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Hey, what's up, Rick?
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Oh, um, I think Zack here
should be in the frat.
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OK.
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If he's a friend of yours,
he's got a good shot.
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Oh, great!
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Hey guys, check these out!
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- No!
- No, no, no, Screech!
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- Now is not a good time.
- No.
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Any time's a good
time for balloon animals.
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Besides, I figure the
next time we have a party,
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- they could come in handy.
- No.
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Screech, get those
things out of here.
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What's the matter, Slater?
You don't like Mr. Giraffey Waffy?
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I can make a rhinoceros
or hippo or a--
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(ANGRILY) No!
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You killed him!
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Who is that guy?
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That guy?
Oh, just a guy in our dorm.
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- Yeah, he lives down the hall.
- Uh-huh.
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Way down the hall.
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Someone, anyone, yell
out a farm animal!
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Some other time.
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You ought to be ashamed of yourself,
Slater, it's just a fraternity party.
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Me?
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Hey, you don't want to be seen
with Screech, either!
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I'm not the one who
tried to sign him up
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for the Semester at Sea program!
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No, no, you're the one
who wanted to exchange him
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for that student from Pakistan!
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That's right, if she loses her
mustache, she's a babe!
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I can't believe this!
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What is so great about being
in a fraternity?
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It's just a bunch of guys
sitting around watching
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"Beavis and Butthead"
and burping.
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- And?
- And?
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And, is it worth turning
your back on Screech?
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I thought he was your friend.
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Well, yeah, I mean, he is.
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I like Screech.
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Yeah, I like him, too.
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Well, then again, I
like the Three Stooges,
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but I wouldn't want to go to
a fraternity party with them.
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Well, maybe Larry.
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Yeah, maybe Larry.
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(SIMULTANEOUSLY)
Oh, a wise guy.
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Listen, Screech has been making
a fool out of me since kindergarten.
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Because of him, I didn't get
in the cool nap group.
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You know, that's true.
You have known him longer.
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Technically, that makes
him more your friend.
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What?
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So you should be the one to
tell him he's not coming with us!
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No, no, no, he's just
as much your friend.
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No, no, no, he's
really more your friend.
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- No, no.
- You said le-- [whistle]
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The way you guys are talking, it
seems like he's more my friend.
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Well, great.
Then you tell him!
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Yeah!
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Ugh.
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- Man.
- Yeah.
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You're going to be the one.
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I'm not going to tell him.
You tell him!
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Hey Dad, isn't it great?
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I'm going to be in a fraternity!
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No, not a geek frat, it's
a really cool one.
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Yeah, Zack and Slater are
going to be my brothers.
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This is the greatest thing
that's ever happened to me!
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Hey, Screech.
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Oh, hi guys.
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Uh, about this fraternity
party tonight--
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- Yeah.
- Oh, you guys want to go together?
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I can ride one of you
on my handlebars.
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No!
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You see, a lot of this
fraternity stuff is all about
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appearances.
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Sounds pretty superficial.
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That's right, that's right.
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And who better to help you
be superficial than us?
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- Well, thanks guys.
- No problem, Screech.
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Screech, say let's
start with that.
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- Hmm.
- Let's use his real name.
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Uh,
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uh--
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Samuel!
My name is Samuel!
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Right!
Samuel!
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Doesn't quite cut it.
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Sam.
Sammy.
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How about Brad?
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Who's Brad?
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You are, at least for
the next couple days.
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- Brad?
- Uh-huh.
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Brad?
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- I kind of like that.
- Well, good!
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All right, now let's talk
about Brad's hobbies.
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Now, he's definitely
into sports.
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Right!
And vintage cars --
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Mustangs, Corvettes.
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A real party animal.
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- A babe hound.
- Uh-huh.
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Oh, and don't forget his collection
of "Baywatch" action figures!
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OK, we'll work on hobbies later.
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Yeah.
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- Let's show him how Brad walks.
- Right, right.
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Hey, can he have a gimpy leg,
249
00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:12,645
like maybe from a motorcycle
accident like, maybe.
250
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,716
- No! No, no, no.
- No.
251
00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,252
Screech, just walk over
here normal, OK?
252
00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:21,187
- Oh.
- Oh, my, oh.
253
00:10:21,988 --> 00:10:23,490
No, look, Screech.
254
00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:26,726
This is the way Brad
walks into a room.
255
00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,161
Check this out.
256
00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:30,897
See?
Huh?
257
00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:39,305
Wow, Brad's really cool.
258
00:10:39,672 --> 00:10:42,308
That's right. OK,
Screech-- Brad--
259
00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:43,877
Brad, let's see you try it.
260
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,178
Go for it.
261
00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:55,573
OK. We'll just have
to work on that, too.
262
00:10:55,688 --> 00:10:57,190
- Uh-huh.
- Are you keeping a list?
263
00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:58,925
Maybe we need some
outside advice, huh?
264
00:10:58,992 --> 00:10:59,826
Yeah.
265
00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:01,594
Um, excuse me, ladies?
266
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,329
Could you come in here
a minute, please?
267
00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:04,431
What's up?
268
00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:07,158
Oh, we're just giving Screech here
a few pointers for the open house.
269
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:08,501
What do you think
he should wear?
270
00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:10,170
I think we should
go with earth tones,
271
00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,205
something subdued
and understated.
272
00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:13,540
No, no no, no, no.
273
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:17,210
He needs bold color, something
that'll draw attention to his--
274
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,145
earth tones are good.
275
00:11:20,747 --> 00:11:22,148
What are you guys doing?
276
00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:24,784
They're turning me into a
really cool frat guy named Brad!
277
00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:27,554
A makeover?
I love makeovers!
278
00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:29,422
Whoa, whoa, Leslie.
That's my favorite jacket.
279
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,124
Oh, it's a great color on Brad.
280
00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:32,792
Hey, hey, hey!
How about this?
281
00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:33,893
Yeah!
282
00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:37,197
Oh yeah, this will make
a really cool headband.
283
00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:40,366
I was thinking around the neck.
284
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,903
Why?
It's a party, not a funeral.
285
00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:46,906
Well I think it's classy.
286
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,442
I know my future Theta sisters
would think so.
287
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,345
Well, my future Beta sisters
wouldn't be caught dead at a party
288
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:53,980
with a guy who looks
like Richard Nixon!
289
00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,348
- It's a headband!
- Necktie!
290
00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:56,783
- Headband!
- Necktie!
291
00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:58,852
Ladies, ladies, please!
292
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:04,557
And the next morning, when the
bell was supposed to ring,
293
00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:06,559
there was nothing.
294
00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,062
Nothing.
295
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,232
So when was this?
296
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,933
1978.
297
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:17,036
Wow, that's incredible.
298
00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,072
Hey, Tom, wait 'til
you hear this!
299
00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:21,574
This guy's been here
since the '70s!
300
00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:25,812
OK, now remember--
301
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,316
remember, your name is Brad.
302
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,051
You have always been Brad,
303
00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:34,654
everything about you says Brad.
304
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,056
Then why does my
underwear say, Screech?
305
00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:40,627
Just don't show them your
underwear, all right?
306
00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:42,061
Got it!
307
00:12:42,795 --> 00:12:43,863
Hey, hey.
308
00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:46,217
Hi guys, I'm Brad, but you
can't see my underwear.
309
00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:47,447
Oh my--
310
00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:52,805
- Hey, guys! Zack Morris.
- How you doing?
311
00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:54,340
- Hey, Rick. How you doing?
- Zack.
312
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,975
Want you to meet a
friend of mine. This is Brad.
313
00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:57,577
- Brad.
- Hey, hey.
314
00:12:58,077 --> 00:13:00,613
We were just talking about putting
in a couple of tennis courts out back.
315
00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:02,182
Oh, that sounds
great, 'cause, you know,
316
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,250
the courts on the
campus are always tied up.
317
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:07,053
- Do you play tennis, Brad?
- Uh, do I play tennis?
318
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,455
- Yes, you play tennis.
- Yes, I play tennis.
319
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,391
You use a two-handed backhand?
320
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,259
Well that's a pretty
personal question!
321
00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:15,128
Hoo!
322
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:18,932
Ah, Brad, let's get
something to drink.
323
00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:21,501
- But I'm not thirsty.
- Drink or die.
324
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,339
Hey, Slater! Glad
you could come!
325
00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:27,273
Rick!
326
00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:28,975
I see just you just met Brad.
327
00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:31,211
Let me warn you,
look out for him.
328
00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:33,713
The guy is chick Velcro.
329
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,615
You're kidding.
330
00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:37,725
Who is the new guy?
331
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,185
He's hot.
332
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,254
Why, that's Brad.
333
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,623
Oh?
Can you introduce me?
334
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,091
See what I mean?
335
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:47,794
OK, Leslie, if you don't mind
being just another number
336
00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:49,662
in his little black book.
337
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:52,932
Do you think I could
make the book?
338
00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:56,302
Get away! I saw him first!
339
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:57,837
Get real! He smiled at me!
340
00:13:57,937 --> 00:13:59,272
In your dreams, bimbo!
341
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,140
- Tramp!
- Theta!
342
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:02,642
- Beta!
- Yeah?
343
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,644
- Yeah!
- Yeah?
344
00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:06,980
Ladies, ladies!
Please!
345
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,382
Let's settle this in
a civilized way.
346
00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:11,451
Mud wrestle for me!
347
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,089
Say Brad, have you met
all the brothers?
348
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,357
Oh, not yet.
349
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,459
Hey Zack, it's great, it's
working, they really like me!
350
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,060
Yeah, that's why we should
leave right now.
351
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,562
- Yeah.
- What, are you crazy?
352
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:23,930
I'm on a roll!
353
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,331
- Watch this!
- Oh, whoa--
354
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:26,532
I don't think we should
push our luck.
355
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,167
Hey, everybody, can I
have your attention?
356
00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:31,537
This has been a really great
party, but I always say,
357
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:35,275
what's a party without
balloon animals?
358
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,648
Hey, was this a great
night, or what?
359
00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:42,715
Yeah.
360
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:45,084
I didn't know I could
have a stroke at 19.
361
00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:48,788
You know, I think they were really
impressed when I made the kangaroo.
362
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,723
Boing cha-boing, cha-boing.
363
00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,359
Go to bed, Screech.
364
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,695
OK, but I'm too excited
to sleep.
365
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,231
[deflating balloon]
366
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,168
Sorry, my kangaroo
got away from me.
367
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:06,205
So hey guys, when do we find
out if we made it in?
368
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,273
I don't know.
369
00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:09,509
When they decide, they'll form a
committee and come and get us.
370
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,244
Then we'll be initiated.
371
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:12,512
What'll they do?
372
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:13,813
Might shave our heads.
373
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,082
Roger says they used
to smother guys in honey
374
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:18,084
and then let ants
crawl all over them.
375
00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:20,253
Ooh!
I can't wait!
376
00:15:22,210 --> 00:15:23,779
- All right! We made it!
- Yeah!
377
00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:25,124
- All right!
- Woo-hoo!
378
00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:27,660
Not until we officially slime
you. Slime buckets ready?
379
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:28,928
Slime buckets ready.
380
00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:30,496
Hey! Guys! Did you hear that?
381
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,665
We're going to be slimed!
Isn't this great?
382
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,871
[sloshing]
383
00:15:42,417 --> 00:15:43,719
Sorry about that, man.
384
00:15:43,788 --> 00:15:45,341
Guess we got caught up
in the excitement.
385
00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:47,380
It was just supposed to
be the other two guys.
386
00:15:57,557 --> 00:16:00,326
You gentlemen have been
chosen for induction to Sigma Alpha.
387
00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:03,062
Ah, Rick, excuse me,
ah, this is great.
388
00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:05,998
I'm really honored and all, but,
uh, what about Screech?
389
00:16:06,074 --> 00:16:07,667
- Who?
- Brad!
390
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,736
Sometimes we call him Screech.
391
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:10,903
'Cause--
392
00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:13,406
'cause of the way he peels
out in his 'vette.
393
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:14,474
Right.
394
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:17,143
Yeah, Screech is a
great guy, too, but listen,
395
00:16:17,276 --> 00:16:20,446
if you take Screech, it'll
raise the GPA of the entire frat.
396
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:22,348
- I'm telling you, the guy is a genius.
- Uh-huh.
397
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,484
Guy makes great balloon
animals, too.
398
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:27,186
But a lot of other things
have to be considered.
399
00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:28,121
Like what?
400
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,990
Like loyalty to your friends, seeing
the best in everyone, a big heart?
401
00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:33,526
I'm telling you, Screech
has all that and more.
402
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,128
Tell him, Slater.
403
00:16:36,261 --> 00:16:37,663
Yeah.
404
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,467
And he flosses after every meal.
405
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:45,477
As important as
dental hygiene is,
406
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:48,408
we only have certain
number of openings.
407
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:49,876
The two of you were
lucky to get in.
408
00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:51,244
Oh, Rick, come on.
409
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,912
I mean, can't you make
room for one more?
410
00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:54,347
- Come on.
- I'm sorry, guys.
411
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:55,982
There's nothing we can do.
412
00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:02,822
Ooh!
Ooh!
413
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:04,490
What is this slimy stuff?
414
00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:08,761
Well, I'd say your dorm buddies
are now members of Sigma Alpha.
415
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,831
Either that, or somebody's
been playing frog hockey.
416
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:15,168
Well, I guess they're going to be
your fraternity brothers now, huh?
417
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:17,170
Well, I suppose so,
418
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:19,906
but I don't think I'm going to be hanging
around the frat house much anymore.
419
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:22,074
But I thought you were
a real fraternity man.
420
00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,176
Eh, I was.
421
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:24,444
Bit I think I've outgrown it.
422
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,013
You know, fraternities
are for younger guys,
423
00:17:27,113 --> 00:17:28,915
and I've moved on to
a new place of my life.
424
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:29,816
Hmm.
425
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,018
Plus, those little punks
changed the locks on me.
426
00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:33,085
Sss.
427
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:34,454
Well, it's just as well.
428
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:38,257
I mean, this whole fraternity,
sorority thing is kind of juvenile.
429
00:17:38,357 --> 00:17:39,692
Ugh.
430
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:43,095
(EXCITEDLY) It's the Kappa
Betas, they're coming for us!
431
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:44,697
Eeeee!
432
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,366
Leslie!
Guess what?
433
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:48,668
They're coming for us!
434
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:51,304
- Well, who's coming?
- The Thetas!
435
00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:56,509
Leslie Burke, we're here to
induct you into the Kappa Thetas.
436
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:57,877
Leslie!
This is great!
437
00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:59,512
We're going to be sorority
sisters!
438
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,814
You know, Kelly, I've
been thinking.
439
00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:03,516
For the past couple of days,
440
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,218
I've seen what Rush Week can
do to friends
441
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,386
and how much
people can be hurt by it.
442
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:11,958
It--it's a real honor, but I've
decided not to join a sorority.
443
00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:14,026
- What?
- What?
444
00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:15,828
Thanks anyway.
445
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,830
I hope you know
what you're doing.
446
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:19,632
Oh! Oh, wa--wa--wait!
447
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:21,000
What about me?
448
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,268
What about you?
449
00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:24,103
Well, I'm not going
to turn it down.
450
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:27,006
Sorry, you weren't chosen.
451
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:29,275
Oh, please!
452
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:30,943
Bu--bu--
453
00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:34,413
Did I just do that?
454
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:35,915
'Fraid so.
455
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,451
Listen, before I turn around,
456
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:41,320
promise never to
mention this again?
457
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:44,056
Oh, that's OK, Kelly.
458
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,659
That's easy for you to say!
459
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,694
I mean, you got into the
sorority you wanted.
460
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:53,833
Actually, I just found out tonight
that I didn't get into the Beta Deltas.
461
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,269
Oh, I'm really sorry, Alex.
462
00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:59,472
Oh, well, who needs
sororities, anyway?
463
00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:00,940
That's right!
[knocking]
464
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,508
If it's that bunch
of snobs again,
465
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,310
you just tell them I
changed my mind, too.
466
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:06,946
Yeah, we hate their
snobby butts!
467
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,883
I'm Karen Jessel from Pi Psi.
468
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:14,687
We are here to rush Alex Tabor
and Kelly Kapowski.
469
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:16,355
[screaming]
470
00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:17,990
(SINGING) ♪ We made it! We're in ♪
471
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,759
- ♪ We made it ♪
- Wait!
472
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,661
What's that sorority again?
473
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:23,062
Pi Psi.
474
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,264
(SIMULTANEOUSLY)
We made Pi Psi!
475
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:31,103
Hi, Screech.
476
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:32,572
What are you doing?
477
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:33,773
Oh, hi Leslie.
478
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:35,708
I'm just watching the TV.
479
00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:40,379
But the set isn't even on.
480
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,982
Oh, I know.
I'm just watching the TV.
481
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:48,521
Hey, what are you two
doing back so early?
482
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,557
Eh, it seems that Sigma
Alpha's made a mistake.
483
00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:52,725
They didn't want us, either.
484
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,126
Really?
That's great!
485
00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:56,529
Oh, I mean, you
two must feel terrible.
486
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:59,265
Are you kidding?
This just means we're indies.
487
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:01,200
Right!
We're indies!
488
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,069
I've always wanted
to be an indie.
489
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,704
What's an indie?
490
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:06,706
Indies.
Independent.
491
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,708
We stand on our own, we don't
need the fraternity thing.
492
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:09,709
Yeah.
493
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,110
Right, we'll start
our own fraternity.
494
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,479
You'll rush him, he'll
rush you, and I'll--
495
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,848
oh wait, I'm left out again!
496
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:17,683
Come on, buddy.
497
00:20:17,751 --> 00:20:19,386
Show me how you got this
stuff out of your hair.
498
00:20:19,465 --> 00:20:20,480
Ugh.
499
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:23,322
- Zack?
- Huh?
500
00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:26,759
That was really nice
of you guys.
501
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,060
What?
502
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:29,929
Well, come on, they
didn't want Screech,
503
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:31,631
so you guys gave
it up, right?
504
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:35,067
Well, this fraternity and sorority
thing isn't all it's cracked up to be.
505
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,902
That's what I thought, too.
506
00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:39,105
Wait a minute, you're not
joining a sorority?
507
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,141
I guess I'm an indie, too.
508
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,276
Huh, well, well, well.
509
00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:46,679
We discover we have
something else in common.
510
00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:48,681
What do you say we get
something to eat?
511
00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:51,550
Well, Zack, I've gone
out with slime before,
512
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:54,153
but this is where
I draw the line.
513
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,192
- Ugh!
- Sorry!
514
00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:02,094
Hit the showers, Indie!
515
00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:13,139
Hey, I'm really sorry you
guys didn't get into the fraternity.
516
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:15,274
Eh, don't worry
about it, Screech.
517
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:17,543
Brad--
518
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:21,315
Samuel Screech Powers,
whatever your name is,
519
00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:24,784
the brothers of Sigma Alpha
have decided to induct you.
520
00:21:24,844 --> 00:21:25,845
Whoa-ho-ho.
521
00:21:25,937 --> 00:21:27,405
Did you guys hear that?
That's great!
522
00:21:27,451 --> 00:21:28,385
- Yeah!
- Yeah.
523
00:21:28,431 --> 00:21:29,498
What should I do, though?
524
00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:31,490
I can't join a fraternity
without my friends
525
00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:33,292
and we're supposed
to be indies together.
526
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:35,728
No, Screech.
Just go for it!
527
00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:37,296
But what about you guys?
528
00:21:37,363 --> 00:21:38,931
Just do it, Screech.
529
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,434
All right, then I accept.
530
00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:42,802
Whoa!
531
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,206
[sloshing]
532
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,509
Hey! I just cleaned
up this hallway!
533
00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:55,214
You two!
Grab some mops.
534
00:21:56,458 --> 00:21:57,405
Hey, Mike!
535
00:21:57,485 --> 00:21:58,920
We're going to be
fraternity brothers!
536
00:21:58,978 --> 00:22:00,280
Isn't it great?
537
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,959
I can make an elephant
or a rhinoceros.
538
00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:08,794
- No!
- Ah!
539
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,299
- You killed him!
- Come on.
540
00:22:13,365 --> 00:22:14,400
Hey, Mike!
541
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:17,069
We're going to be fraternity
brothers! Isn't it great?
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