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I always find it very romantic

when couples take the time to say "I love you",

to make love and to...

How tacky!

Hey, want to get a room? This is a public place.

Madam, do you want to join in?

Let's see. What are you doing?!

That's tasty.

I was always the good girl, I never danced too close.

I got a job at a law firm where they value me.

And I live with Miguel. The only boyfriend I've ever had.

And don't judge me but...

I'd love to feel that fire that everyone talks about.

Those long kisses,

that bare skin, those burning lips...

Sorry.

You have sex once every three months?!

Poor thing.

Look, I think after 14 years of marriage

it is normal for the intensity to lower or to become more repetitive.

But after two years of dating?

No way! What about after you have children?

You'll never have sex, because then you have less sex,

less sex, less sex.

Until you ask yourself:

"Does this guy still have a penis or has he lost it?"

Maida, you're already married and have two children.

Obviously there's no time to fool around.

Consuelo. How do you maintain that level of desire?

You and Manuel look...

-So passionate. -You know what?

I'm a very lucky woman because...

He always wants it, I always want it. It's like...

-I don't know. -After four years still?

-Lucky you. -To me...

Miguel gives me no time to...

To warm up the engines.

That's how men are.

They think they're bullet trains when they're hot.

No! What about being sweet?!

No!

Women are more like a steam train.

-We need coal. -Yes.

We need coal!

Of course!

To heat the steam, and then--

the little love cave will be ready for action.

Here's something that helps me.

Open a bottle of wine.

Maybe put on some music.

I bought some sexy things that I wanted to show you.

Parade!

Hey sweetie.

-Hi, how did it go? -Kids, give your mom a kiss.

And then wait for me to shower you in cold water.

-You're bad. -Yeah.

You're here.

Pumpkin, you're so pretty today...

And this shirt?

-Oh! -Is it new?

I love how you notice it.

I'm wearing nothing underneath.

-Nothing? -Please, you two...

We're trying to raise kids in this house.

-Ignacio. -Why are you so conservative?

Maida is a milf. She's a much experienced woman.

See?

If I were you...

I'd do her bad.

Manuel.

What have we talked about saying all that comes to mind

when we're among friends?

Yeah babe, sorry.

Remember when we were like that?

We would do it everywhere, anywhere.

I remember.

Baby I love you just like I did the first day.

-Yeah. -My little baby piglet.

Listen, my love. I've brought what you asked for your stretch marks.

Yeah, but be cool. Don't say it so loud.

Isn't Miguel coming to watch the game?

-He had to go to the office today. -Baby.

Can I stay and watch the game with Ignacio?

Manuel. What have we talked at home?

We're seeing a movie, I already bought the tickets.

But...

Baby, it's the cup finals.

OK babe.

Let's go to the movies.

Why not go to a play instead?

-We have to do something. -Yeah.

Tell me the truth.

Do I look the same way that I feel...

Super good?

-No! -No, Tere.

I knew I shouldn't have showed you.

No! Yeah!

You seem like...

Like a hungry leopard, Tere.

Like an inflatable doll.

The store attendant told me that men like this costume.

No! Nobody likes it, Tere. Nobody.

-Well, did you buy anything else? -Yes.

-One more! -I bought another one.

One more!

I would look worse.

We're not laughing at you.

It's not at you Tere.

Come on.

Yes!

That's the one, Tere!

You look exotic.

Like a fine, dangerous,

criminal, filthy woman.

Is that good or bad?

It's good.

Now when you get there, put on some music.

And start warming up.

And move your shoulders.

A little shoulder over here. A little shoulder over there. And then--

Throw in some hips.

Keep looking at him.

Look Tere.

Remember Axl Rose?

Like him.

Round.

That's it Tere!

-Feel it. -All right!

Feel it down here.

Imagine that you're in control of everything.

You handle the whole situation.

Yeah, sexy face.

A little less.

There!

You know what? He'll go crazy.

He'll go crazy all over you.

It will work.

-Yes! -I love it. You think it'll work?

Of course.

But let's rehearse some more.

Sexy face.

Feel beautiful.

It's working.

Miguel?

I have a surprise for you.

That's it. A little dance.

The little love cave is ready for action.

What?! What are you doing here?!

-I'm sorry. -How could you not say she's coming?

How can you do this?

I'm so embarrassed.

I'm leaving.

Tere, forgive me.

Sexy women are for sex.

And you're a woman that one chooses to marry.

-How long have you been cheating on me? -Does it really matter?

How long have you been cheating on me?!

One year.

But you have to admit that our sex life is very bad.

That's why I'm like this today, because I wanted us to get better.

I'm happy to try new things, but every time we do it

you look like a statue.

What about you?! You're such a brute!

You're like a bullet train and I'm a steam train!

Besides, do you think a woman gets turned on

by shirts and socks?!

You're such a prude.

You're like Teresita The Saint.

You'll never change.

You practically pushed me into sleeping with her.

You know what?

Good thing you're with another woman

because I'd never marry a jackass like you.

Get out of my house!

You build a house.

You do your best.

You think everything's fine.

And then they cheat on you.

Bastard.

I bet you he's got a small one.

-Thank you. -Don't worry Tere. Look.

Miguel was an ass.

A jackass.

A stinky jackass!

If you keep going like that you're gonna kill me!

Leave me alone!

Hey! You forgot this!

A whole year cheating on me.

I feel so stupid!

I love you Rebecca, we'll be together forever.

Yeah, right.

There are so many things we want to know about sex

and we dare not ask...

I know what you're gonna tell me.

I'm working too hard, I never go out.

But I'm much better now. Isn't that what you wanted?

Along with Maida...

Together.

We thought that...

I don't want to sound so abrupt but...

We set you up on a date tomorrow night!

-Yes! -No! Why do you want to set me up?

He's a friend of Ignacio's and Manuel's of the league.

His name is Damien and he's an editor. And he's...

He's dark like you. He's antisocial like you.

-Consu! -But he's a good person like you.

And the most important thing: he's handsome.

You can chew him up, Tere.

He wears a beard and looks like he's good in bed. I can sense it.

I'm fine like this.

All I want is to work and to be left alone.

Tere.

I'm sorry to hear you talk like that, I truly am.

When did you last have sex?

When are you gonna have some post break-up sex?

If you like him, you can invite him to my wedding.

-Sure. -So that you don't go alone.

You told me yourself that you felt sorry for going alone...

While all the couples dance and you're alone.

While all the couples kiss and you're alone.

What do you know? Maybe he's the man of your life!

Let's see it as something more superficial.

Let's take him for a body only.

Go live an adventure.

Have fun without thinking about the consequences.

Use him.

I'm not ready to date anyone.

I'm thinking of going to a specialist about this sexual issue.

Perhaps my ex was right about some things.

Your ex was stupid!

What if they tell me again that I'm a statue?

Delete that stupid comment from your head.

Focus on being a single woman.

You've never had a one-night stand, Tere.

Do it for you, for me, for all of my friends.

Please. Do it for us at once!

I'll lead an entertaining life.

A calm one.

With no sex.

There's no way I'm going to the date!

A glass of white wine, please.

I've never seen you here before.

Are you here for a date?

Am I noticeably nervous?

I have a blind date.

Are you afraid he's a monster?

Or that there'll be awkward silences? Or that he's a serial killer?

I hadn't thought of any of that, but now I do. Thanks.

Well, you can call me and I'll rescue you.

That's what women are for, to help each other.

Thanks.

There are so many things we want to know about sex

and we dare not ask.

Out of fear, out of education.

But women deserve to have a good time in bed.

Dare and let yourself go.

Improve your sex life.

Know your vagina.

-Teresa? -And achieve an orgasm.

Damien!

-Hi. -Hello.

What an instructive video you were watching.

No! It's from a WhatsApp group!

My friends share anything.

They're terrible, I'm in one where they only share people without teeth.

Seriously?

Seriously, yeah. All celebrities are like this.

Oh, I knew you looked familiar.

We had a karate lesson together.

You're in karate?

Yes.

Didn't you push me?

And shouted: "stinky jackass!"

I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have said that.

A whiskey, please.

I'm going to the restroom.

He's handsome.

If you're not having him, then I am.

I can do this.

Sorry to be so blunt but...

How come such a handsome editor be single?

You're not a serial killer, are you?

No.

I had a girlfriend.

For ten years.

Then came the time to...

To get married.

To have children, buy a house, a car.

And I wondered:

"Is this what I really want?"

To live to pay the rent?

Being with someone just because you're used to?

It's like life becomes this great wheel.

And you're with someone out of obligation, because of what they'll say.

and not because you really love them.

That's the moment when one has to venture into the unknown.

Have you ever written anything?

Every editor is secretly a writer, right?

Yes, I wrote a book.

But I haven't shown it to anyone.

If you need someone to read it, I'd be happy to.

Apart from writing boring contracts, I love reading.

What are you saying?

Between the way both men and women see sex

there's an abyss of difference. They scare us in school.

They never tell us about female pleasure.

At most they say if you get pregnant, you're going to hell.

Instead you men learn from porn.

Which is way too different.

For me, sex is something simpler.

For men it's always simpler.

You sleep with many women and you're a hotshot.

But we sleep with many men and we're too easy.

Or even worse.

If we don't sleep enough, we're little saints.

And if we have a one-night stand,

you immediately dismiss us as a love possibility

for not being demure enough.

No, wait. Not all men are stuck in the past century.

I like women who ask what they want.

I like women who are spontaneous...

Like you.

I also believe that sex can take us somewhere else.

I think it's a good way to get to know the other person better.

To feel comfortable with them.

And why should there always be love?

I'd like to be more like men.

Not having flings, for one.

So what if I only wanted a one-night stand?

To have fun and not think of consequences.

Post break-up sex.

Sure.

I must say...

No one has ever asked me like that...

So directly.

But no worries.

It's fine by me.

-Waiter! -What are you doing?

I'm asking for the check.

I thought you wanted some post break-up sex.

We can go to my place and have fun.

Have fun, you mean...?

To have sex?

If you're comfortable with it, I'd be delighted to.

With no clothes?

Well, yeah.

Most people do it with no clothes.

Unless...

Unless you want to do it dressed.

But why would I invite you so quickly to have sex?

Well, when I got here you were watching

a tutorial on how to orgasm. And I thought to myself...

"Subtle cue!"

I don't know, I thought that's why you came.

No! I'm so embarrassed.

I'd love to, but I can't.

I'm sorry.

I'm not ready for it.

-How? -I'm sorry.

-I had a great time. -What's wrong?

Listen! I don't...

What you're telling me happens to many women, Teresa.

Nobody teaches us to talk about our sexuality,

and even less about pleasure.

Society is very repressive regarding these important issues.

What's this?

The most fascinating organ in the world.

Its only purpose is to give you pleasure.

Do you touch your clitoris?

Don't worry, we'll work on that.

We have to take care of our own pleasure.

Most women dare not say "clitoris."

Much less "vagina."

Many find it ugly

and they never look at it in the mirror.

On the other hand, men love to draw their penises.

What would the world be like if we drew more vaginas

on bus stops, on bathroom stalls,

on stadiums?

People would be much better at locating their clitoris.

Let's see, dare to say "vagina."

Front butt.

Vagina.

Love cave?

Take a deep breath...

And say it.

Vagina!

Very good!

Dare to stop being so right.

And let yourself go.

Tonight, whatever happens

I will have sex.

Unlike the time you ran away from Damien.

He was on a silver platter.

-I'm not messing up today, I swear. -Very good.

-Let's find someone. -What are you doing?

Not that one.

Look. What do you think about him?

He's handsome.

Handsome? He's gorgeous!

He looks like a pilot.

As if he came back from the Amazon and suddenly grabbed you

and told you: "Come, woman. I'm gonna give you everything..."

We're looking for someone for Tere, not for you.

Not getting it with Ignacio has left me like that.

But this got to me.

It's out of my hands.

-Let's go? -I'm asking him to come.

-No! -No, Consu.

What do I say? "Hi, I'm Teresa. I haven't had sex in eight months."

Are you crazy? Tell him he's cute.

Yeah, buy him a drink.

OK.

How do I know if he likes me?

If he touches you, he likes you.

Will you be a liberal woman?

Or will you keep being Teresita The Sain--?

No!

I don't wanna be Teresita The Saint anymore!

Tere!

Are you OK?

Excuse me.

Two shots of tequila, please.

I'm buying.

Think it's gonna work?

Not a chance.

But she's trying.

Are we celebrating anything?

Yes.

That you're cute.

Sorry. I'm not good at this.

-I should go. -That's OK.

Don't worry.

Let's at least have the drinks you ordered.

I am celebrating something.

What?

I've just arrived from a very long trip to Europe.

And this week, I start a new job.

-Congratulations. -Thank you.

Well, and now I'm celebrating something else.

-You are? -Yes.

A very, very attractive woman...

is flirting with me.

Would you like to dance?

Come on.

Give me a moment? I need to use the restroom.

Why?

I haven't shaved. I'll be right back.

No, I like it that way. It's OK.

Just a moment. I'll be right back.

We're going to have sex. Relax, breathe.

Just let yourself go and whatever happens...

do not be a statue.

Stop for a moment.

Yeah? Sorry.

That's too fast.

OK, slower.

I'm no longer Teresita The Saint!

Cheers!

Cheers to Tere for being a new, free and sexual woman.

-How was it? -Amazing.

Small dick? Big dick? Does he shave his balls?

-People do that? -Yes!

It was different, I even went on top of him.

It was great, exquisite.

That's it! Women on top! That's a classic, it always works.

When are you seeing him again?

I'm not. I decided not to date anyone.

I spent my whole life trying to be the perfect girlfriend.

I don't want any more feelings.

I want to have fun, period.

I'm happy that this was a one-night stand and I'm never seeing him again.

Wow, Tere! You've changed! Congratulations, you deserve it.

OK, now I want to know. Did he have hair on his balls, yes or no?

What is Damien doing here?

He invited himself.

Maybe you didn't screw it up as much as you thought.

Look. His penis wants some action.

How is family life going with Maida and the children?

All right. I love my two children.

We have a great time with them.

Playing, walking, tucking them in...

That means you're not having any sex.

Manuel, one is not a teenager for life.

We must learn to enjoy other types of pleasures.

How often? One? Two? Three times a week?

Yeah, how many times?

What is this? The sex court?

-You have an affair. -I'd never do such a thing to my wife.

I love her.

Is it so hard to understand that the drive fades out?

Not necessarily, my friend.

I love my baby piglet.

So despite all the difficulties, my balance is positive.

We're fine.

Super good.

You haven't had sex in six months?!

Yes! Six months. I'm getting sick.

The other day I tried to start something.

He gave me the old headache story.

No!

Tell him that sex relieves headaches.

-It has been proven. -Indeed!

Have you tried talking to him?

I think I should.

I've been crazy hot.

Like fever hot.

I watch him take off his shirt...

And I go crazy.

I see his little butt and...

I go crazy.

I want to grab it, squish it, do all kinds of things.

But every time I try something.

Every time I come dancing to see if it turns him on and nothing.

He touches me and everything goes down just like that.

He treats me so soft...

Like a sister.

I don't know if I'm gonna last.

-I tell you! -You know what you have to do?

When the children are not there and he's not tired,

-you tackle him! -Do the dance.

Push him to a wall and seduce him.

-That's it! -Will you watch the kids?

-I can't, I just... -Yeah, yeah.

I'll wait for them to fall asleep.

Once they're asleep, I'm going to...

-To attack him. -Yes.

I've been with Consuelo for four years and we bang every day.

The other day we were at home cooking.

Lunch, boiling pot, steam.

I grab her from behind, I spank her.

I start kissing her neck.

I lower her bra.

I grab her steady, put her up on the table,

I open her legs.

I move closer and say:

"Who's your future husband? Who? Answer me.

That's how I'm grabbing you for the rest of your life."

Hey, stop. This is your wife you're talking about.

What's up Nacho? Why are you being so conservative?

Listen. Different day.

Waking up in the morning.

She was drying her hair, with her back to me.

I go up to her...

I grab her stomach, start to climb up to her tits.

And I say: How are you putting these two--?

Manuel, stop.

Actually, it is a bit awkward having known Consuelo.

Can't you talk about sex after you get married?

My friends, women tell each other everything.

And then, they give each other tips.

And they put them into practice. We should do the same.

It seems unnatural, period.

It's not my fault that I'm a good lover.

My wife loves sex. And what do I do?

I give her what she asks.

Manuel and I...

We do it very often.

But quickie.

Is he a premature ejaculator?

Don't say it so loud or he'll hear it!

-He doesn't know? -Doesn't know.

I see him so happy, it makes me sad

to break his little heart.

You're supposed to be the perfect couple. What's left for the rest of us?

Yeah Consu, don't exaggerate.

How long does it last?

Three? Five minutes?

-One. -One?

Sometimes two.

He's generous.

Yes, he's generous.

He's a great boyfriend.

He loves me, he adores me, he fulfills me...

Why does he also have to be a good lover?

It doesn't have to be perfect but,

if you wanna spend the rest of your life together

you can't turn a blind eye like I did with my ex.

Because suddenly, there is no couple anymore.

I can't because...

It would tear him apart.

Tell him delicately.

The wedding is still six months away.

Consu, relax, at least you have some.

I really mean it. At least you have sex.

It's quick, but sex.

I'd give an eye for a minute.

I'll tell him at night.

Yes.

Just relax.

The meat is ready. Let's lunch?

Little baby piglet.

-Bring me the salad please. -That's me.

Tere...

I hear you had sex with a stranger last night?

What's up? How was it? How did it go?

Did you like it? When did you last have some?

-Eight months? -Manuel!

What have we talked about saying all that comes to mind

-when we're among people? -Yes baby, I'm sorry.

That's right, you two went out the other day.

Damien, did you come to see her and I just screwed it up?

My love.

-You like her?! -Well.

You like her! That's great, right?

We could go on triple dates.

No.

I came here to enjoy myself and well...

She's not my type and I'm clearly not her type either.

Does anyone want wine?

-I do. -Yes, of course!

Let's eat?

Yes, please, let's eat!

Hey.

I was thinking what we talked about the other day about daring and...

I decided that...

I'll show my book.

Seriously? In your workplace?

No.

To you.

I brought it to you.

You have to start somewhere and...

You were so honest with me the other night.

I thought you could give me your opinion.

Well, if you hate it, I don't have to see you

-every day like my colleagues. -I'll read it and tell you what I think.

I see you could shorten it.

I knew I shouldn't have brought it.

-Give it to me. -No, seriously.

Give it to me!

I read 1,200 pages daily. Four hundred is nothing.

I also love the smell of ink on paper.

Good thing you started dating again.

Ignacio.

It's new.

Subtle.

-You like it? -Yes.

Love it?

What about this?

-How rude. -You like it?

Are you crazy?

The children are awake and the door is open.

No, they're sleeping. Come.

I have to finish this report by tomorrow.

And I'm late.

Finish it tomorrow. Let's get crazy.

-No, my head hurts. -You don't say.

Do you know how to cure headaches faster?

-How? -With sex.

It's great.

-Could we postpone it? -No.

When did we last have filthy sex?

As dirty as I like it?

Ten minutes, it won't take much.

Not a second, I don't feel like it.

Do you find me ugly?

No.

-My love, you're beautiful. -Am I fat?

How can you think that? Look, you're a sculpture.

So what then?!

Do you have a lover?

What?!

How can you say that? You're offending me, I love you.

Well, then maybe there's a problem... A physical one.

We can solve it, there are doctors for everything.

The only problem here is that you all of a sudden

are obsessed with this subject.

And us four are so good.

-No, Ignacio! -What?!

We're not good!

Our family is good but we're not!

I see Tere and she makes me jealous.

That fiery romance she has.

I remember our old days.

You remember?

We were super crazy. You remember?

We did it everywhere, I remember in the car,

on the doctor's stairs, in your folks' cellar.

That time we almost got caught. You remember? So hot!

That's why I wonder:

What are we going to do? Is this all?

We're going to bed at nine, we don't dress up for each other.

We have to be reborn as human beings, as a couple.

Maida.

We have to regain our intimacy.

Maida, if I tell you what's wrong, are you gonna be angry?

Look at me. Am I gonna be angry?

Promise me. It's hard for me...

I find it hard to see you sexually.

What!?

Yes. I don't know if...

If it's because we've been together for so long

or if it's the routine, but...

I don't know...

I don't feel like there's any mystery.

Try to understand me, put yourself in my shoes.

I'm overwhelmed!

Apart from that...

Every time we do it...

I can't help but think that my children...

Have also come out of here.

What?!

-What did you say?! -I don't know!

I don't excite you because I'm a mom?!

No!

It's just...

I have no desire.

Desire!

You think I always feel like it?

You think I'm always in the mood?

Why do you think I read erotic novels?

I'm thinking about the erotic all the time.

Because getting hot at this point is a job.

Do your job Ignacio! If you don't want this to go to hell.

How unfair.

Unfair.

Baby?

Our wedding is six months away.

You want some action?

I was just thinking.

We should enjoy sex better.

I don't know.

Not having so many quickies.

What are you thinking of, piglet?

This.

What's that babe?

A stopwatch that can help us last longer.

Get on top.

Come up here.

That's...

Thirty seconds.

We have a problem.

But promise me you won't be scared.

Yes my love, I promise you.

I believe that...

Well...

-You're a premature ejaculator. -What?!

No, calm down!

It's not so terrible.

How is it not so terrible?

All this time...?

Am I not a good lover?

No honey, you're the best lover.

You're a great lover. You're the best.

-Don't you like how I do it? -No!

I love how you do it. You're awesome, but...

But we could last more than 30 seconds.

Look.

I know that I have a problem.

I know.

I'm short fused.

Short fused, honey. It turns on fast and explodes fast.

But I thought you liked it so quickly.

Since you never told me it bothered you, I got used to it.

Now I don't know what to do.

Let's see. No, let's calm down.

There's a solution to this and I'm full of good ideas.

First of all.

I'll organize all my thoughts.

I have great ideas for this.

Calm down, honey.

I'm willing to do whatever you tell me.

Anything.

I know.

Teresa?

What happened? You're different.

I'm starting a new stage in my life.

-I'm better than ever... -I don't care.

You're late just the day the new associate arrives.

-I'm sorry, sir. -He's coming from Berlin.

He's an eccentric type, but the best in the field.

So please make a good impression.

I'm sure he'll want to fire some people here.

-You surely don't want that? -No.

Because there's a lawyer in every corner.

-Yes. -Let's go.

I introduce you to your new boss.

This is Teresa, our star lawyer.

Teresa.

It's great to know your name.

Sorry? You know each other?

-No. -Yes.

We know each other a little.

-Jorge, nice to meet you. -My pleasure.

Shit! Sorry!

It's OK.

Don't worry, I have another shirt in the office.

So it's OK.

Have a seat. It was an accident.

Let's get down to business.

What do I need from you?

For you to elaborate the best proposal

for us to address the bankruptcy of this company.

Whoever comes up with the best strategy will be in charge.

He's my boss! I slept with my boss!

The one who looked like a rat?

No! The guy from the bar!

He's the new associate and my boss.

Your boss saw your hot face!

They'll think I did it on purpose.

No, Tere.

It's in the context of an adventure.

Something informal.

Imagine, it's within the forbidden.

Relax and enjoy it.

It's not routine, like me.

Ignacio told me that.

I'm so angry at this prude.

I did things I can't say out loud.

Really Tere? What did you do to him? Tell me.

Here he comes, I have to hang up. Bye.

Tere?

I swear I would never have approached you at the bar

had I known you were my boss. Ever.

I was going to say that I had a great time with you the other day.

I found it strange that you left without saying goodbye.

That will never happen again boss, Jorge, sorry... Mister.

Having seeing you naked

doesn't mean that I'll treat you differently.

This is a job and we're professionals.

Now, if you want to go out with me...

You have my number.

Giving me a call.

Did he tell you to call him?

He wants you to do things to him, that's for sure.

So now you go,

grab him by the hand and say: "Let's go to the photocopier."

As if nothing. And lock the door.

Throw all the papers. Do whatever you want.

Start by grabbing his hands tightly.

Very strong, but then...

Not as violently as you two are now imagining.

Subtle. You tie him subtle.

I don't want to date anyone. Much less with my boss.

What do I do if he asks me out?

I know. Imagine this.

Imagine him sitting on the toilet.

Pooping.

-Consu! -What?

-Good idea. -No!

Why don't you go out with Damien again?

Yes! It's less complicated.

More relaxed.

Beard.

He's very handsome.

And he writes super well but...

No, I really want to be alone.

For once in my life I want to enjoy my singleness.

You want to be alone?

To be one of those old ladies who die alone

locked in their apartment and nobody notices that they died

until a terrible smell starts to come out.

And the kittens start crying.

Because they have no food left, no water, nothing.

Because everyone forgot them, because she was alone.

With cats, full of flies. Alone! A thousand times alone!?

No!

Quite the opposite.

We have to make a toast as you can choose.

And between handsome men. Yes!

She's a queen and the men around are slaves.

An inverted harem.

Cheers!

Congratulations.

You have made many advances.

Tell me. Have you had time this week to touch yourself?

No.

I haven't made time.

I know it's important.

I have let myself be.

When you have relations, do you always orgasm?

The last time I did, but in general...

I have some trouble.

It would be nice to orgasm more often.

It's easy for men, because during penetration

the penis is constantly being stimulated.

Instead, the woman stops touching herself during penetration.

And so she gets disconnected.

The female orgasm is simply

maintaining correct clitoral stimulation

for the right time.

That's why it's so important that you touch yourself before, during and after.

This will allow you to orgasm more often.

One second. I need your attention, please.

I reviewed the proposals that you sent me.

Which I asked last week. Remember?

Do not get involved.

Imagine him pooping.

Poop!

And Teresa presented the best proposal.

So she's the lawyer in charge of the case.

Ask her anything. OK?

I really liked your job.

And now I'll congratulate you accordingly.

It's Saturday night!

Does anyone want to do anything?

I don't know. Have some beers?

Let me know.

I can't.

I have a surprise for Manuel tonight.

Tere!

No, honey! Don't put yogurt on your brother's hair!

Go to sleep!

I can't today, Tere.

Kisses. Take care!

-Hi. -Hi.

I brought some tequila to cheer up the party.

Who wants some?

Yeah! No!

Great!

So it's made of wood?

No!

Cheers!

I read your novel. It's very good!

All my friends are here.

I was surprised that it could be so funny, sarcastic...

And sensitive at times.

Do you think I should throw it away?

No!

If I show it in the publishing house, they'll make fun of me.

No! It's original and well written. You're very talented.

-You really liked it? -I loved it.

I think you shouldn't worry so much about your coworkers.

Just look at them.

I was much more fearful before. I dared not do anything.

And now I feel so much better.

I love this song! Would you like to dance?

-Me? -Yes, let's dance!

I can't dance.

Besides... I don't like reggaeton.

Don't be such a depressed writer. Let's go?

-No, Tere. -Go, let's go.

-You move well. -Yeah, right.

I haven't danced in a thousand years.

I feel so free when I dance. As if I could do whatever I wanted.

Hey! Are you sure you want to do this?

Yes.

But! We will be with no clothes.

Shut up!

Manuel!

Manuel, I brought you some gifts.

Take off your clothes.

Forgive me for being so demanding the other day.

I could have expressed myself better.

You like that?

-What are you doing? -Studying English, honey.

No wonder you only last 30 seconds if you watch porn all day!

No. It's super good that I watch porn, my love, really. I swear.

How is it good for us that you watch porn?

What does that woman have there?

It's "vintage" porn. She has a hairy bush.

I thought it was an animal or a wig.

Honey...

Do you like hairy bushes? Because I just shaved mine.

My love, you are perfect like that. I really love you.

Look.

It's a technique from the book you gave me.

I realized that it's necessary that I...

Clean my pipes before...

Do you follow?

I want to be prepared for our special night.

I want to give you everything. All of it, honey.

Baby, this book is super good.

You know what? I'm going to read it back to back tonight.

And then we'll do everything that it says.

-Everything! -Yes.

Honey, listen.

-What? -Yeah, yeah.

I know I was a little rough last time.

But I'm ready to do my homework.

I thought I didn't make you horny?

No, I never said that.

What's more, this mastodon is ready

and hungry to give you everything you deserve.

It's true!

Tasty. Come.

How can I not want to see that mastodon?

Mommy! I want milk!

Do not answer him.

Don't say anything.

Nico!

Mommy and Daddy are sleeping.

How are you sleeping if you just talked to me?

I want milk!

Mommy wants milk too!

Give me milk.

Daddy! The PlayStation is not working!

Go to bed, you little brat!

That's it!

Strong and wild.

Sexy.

-Let me go and see. -No.

It's nothing serious.

What if someone's hurt?

Let them kill each other! It doesn't matter.

We'll send them to therapy, we'll call the ambulance.

-We'll call the firefighters. -No.

That's not the dad I want to be!

Let me go talk to him, apologize and...

Then we'll return. OK?

But look. Commitment.

You're gonna talk to him and then we'll come back.

I'm going to the restroom.

But, commitment.

Ignacio?

Look who's here my love!

How could we leave him outside?

What about my milk?

Damn tequila.

Good morning.

Great party last night.

It was so funny, you said in your sleep:

"I'm not Teresita The Saint."

Did they call you that as a child?

It's a thing of the past.

It seems to be true that creative people are messy.

Is this where you get inspired to write?

Yeah.

I didn't know I'd have guests sleeping in.

What about these relics?

No.

I have them since college.

They were gifts.

I didn't know you liked collecting antiques.

There's a great place nearby to grab some breakfast.

It's on me.

-Look. -Birdies!

How long have you been in the publishing house?

Almost a lifetime, I think.

It feels like it's been so long.

Now that I'm single, I feel that I discover

many new places I'd never have come to.

I get to know nice people like you.

Also I have more time to get to know myself.

What more can you ask from life?

Yesterday...

You surprised me.

It was unexpected.

Sexy.

Basically you can say that...

You used me.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I got carried away at the moment.

I like to take advantage of everything that life brings me.

-Without putting so many feelings. -Yes.

When you're single, everything is...

Exciting.

Over time, it gets boring.

I stayed in a relationship in which I was not in love

just for being in a couple.

They cheated on me anyway.

Then, I decided that my happiness can never depend on another person.

I agree that there's an exaggerated fear of being alone.

Right? But, let's talk hypothetically.

Imagine you meet someone special.

Wouldn't it be strange to let them go?

Just for the sake of proving that you can be alone?

It's my boss.

Jorge?

Tere, I'm sorry to call you on a Sunday, but I checked the resolution

we were waiting on and it went bad.

What happened?

We urgently need to file a replacement.

Could you come to the office?

I'll be there in 15 minutes.

I have to go back to the office.

There's a huge case this week.

But it was all very tasty, thanks for the invitation.

-I'm sorry. -Don't worry.

Bye.

Take the sandwich. Here.

I had a great time.

Bye.

And so I reviewed the requested changes in the resource

and they're great, but it will take me

one more hour of work. I'll finish and send them tomorrow.

Thank you very much and see you tomorrow.

See you tomorrow.

-Carlos. -See you.

Nice to meet you too.

Want to eat something?

So in Berlin nobody cares how you're dressed.

Not even the size of your hair.

So what I did, I surfed the wave...

I left my hair long.

And what made you come back?

The only thing I did before was work.

Work and work.

And after six years touring Europe,

After seeing so many beautiful places and beautiful things,

I realized that I wanted to build something deeper.

Something a little more significant.

You never called me.

I care about my work and you know how conservative our environment is.

But we knew each other before work.

We had a great time.

OK Tere, I understand that offices are gossipy

and full of rumors, it's OK.

But...

I'm old enough not to play games.

So I really do want...

To have fun with you.

It's all I want.

No compromises or anything, unless you don't want to.

I know a very good restaurant for after the meeting.

Honey.

The children are with my parents.

A little glass?

OK.

Just like the old times.

Like old times.

Great.

-I thought you threw it away! -You see?

I've kept it.

-So? -Sexy.

And then?

-Ready to explore? -I was born ready!

I'm crazy ready.

Look.

Something like that?

No! I'm not an Olympic gymnast.

The erotic V!

No! I can't.

You choose then.

I searched one on Google the other day.

I was looking for...

This one.

The helicopter.

That way you'll break the mastodon in half.

You have to be careful.

Seriously.

OK, same as before. Closed your eyes.

Go back.

Here?

Yeah, there. Shall we see?

The antelope!

-I'm tired. -You're not tired!

Yes!

It doesn't hurt!

I'm gonna get cramps!

No! You won't!

Keep going.

What happened?!

What happened?

-Let me go! -No!

-What happened? -Let me go!

-What? No! -Cramps!

It doesn't hurt!

No! What?!

Why is it so hard to have sex?!

Let's go baby! You can do it!

You can do it. You're the best!

Always remember that.

Go on, you're perfect my love. You're amazing.

You're the best.

Constancy! Perseverance!

You can do it! That's it!

Good, honey!

-I need some water. -No.

The book says that now we have to have sex.

No, please give me some time.

-No. -Two minutes.

I'll solve it.

OK.

This is great.

You're so beautiful...

No, don't focus on me.

-Focus on other things. -Yes.

Think of the lamp.

Think of the nightstand.

I'm lasting much longer.

Focus on the players of the national team.

-Think of Gary Medel. -OK.

Think of Arturo Vidal.

-You like that?! -My love...

Who's gonna be your future husband?!

Honey...

-I'm sorry. -For what?!

Sorry honey!

-Why did you do that?! -It's a technique from the book!

Squeezing my penis is a technique from the book?

Yes, it's called the emergency grip.

Let's see. Forgive me my love, I've lost my head.

Show me.

If you get it out of the contract we'll close today.

If not, the court will have to resolve it.

It's OK. We accept your conditions.

Then we leave the contract in a notary to sign it there.

That was great!

Tere, congratulations.

You did very well.

Thanks.

Yes...

You...

-You want to celebrate in any way? -Have something in mind?

A couple of things come to mind.

Like what?

Sorry.

Sorry, I was... It was a bit rough, wasn't it?

Was I too explicit with what I did?

Go Ignacio! You can come!

Go ahead!

I don't think I feel so comfortable.

Surrender! Free yourself, let it flow.

Listen.

Mr. Pilot.

What are you doing in my room?

What? What do I have to say?

Follow the flow, which I've explained so many times.

Mr. Pilot.

What are you doing in my room?

Miss passenger, this is your captain speaking.

Would you like to get to know my cabin

and maybe something else?

Why?!

Do you find me very bad?

Will you tie me up because I'm bad?

Do I deserve punishment, Mr. Pilot?!

What will you do to me?!

Maida, stop it!

Maida! Straighten up!

Go on, just for a little while.

Please, do it for me. Let's go.

Yeah, that's it. What will you do to me?

Miss passenger.

Do you want...

To get to know my cabin?

-Tell me! -Want me to kiss your neck?

And touch your crotch!

-Yes! -And grab your robe!

And grab your ass!

And drag you up and down my cabin!

I can't.

I can't.

-But... -I can't!

But... But Ignacio, you were going so well!

I can't!

Look at me!

You used to get horny by anything!

You touched me and that was it!

Those were other times.

That's what we're trying here.

To expand our repertoire.

Tell me!

Do you have any fantasies?!

No!

How can you not? Tell me one.

I don't, Maida!

Tell me one.

Maybe I'll fulfill it.

Well, OK.

My fantasy is to have a threesome.

A threesome?!

Yes! He wants to have a threesome.

Are you going to?

No!

No!

No...

I just wanted some role play.

But it seems to me that "threesome" is a big word.

I don't know. It intrigues me. But no.

You like it...

But it scares you.

I can't! I'm a mother of two.

How am I gonna walk up to people:

"Hello. Do you want to have a threesome with me and my husband?"

There must be people online looking for that.

I heard that there are some cruises

-where people exchange partners. -Seriously?

Tere!

You're so knowledgeable lately.

Since she slept with Damian she's been on fire.

Jorge calls her, Damien calls her.

I'm living lightly.

Zero drama, zero commitment, zero disappointment.

The prophecy of the inverted harem is being fulfilled!

You, the queen, surrounded by slave men.

Just for you.

No! It's not a harem.

With Jorge it's like an animal attraction.

And Damien is like a prince who comes in a steed

and if you open his shirt, there's a six-pack under it.

A harem!

No! It's not a harem!

Is it a harem?

But which of the two would you like for something else?

Because if you're riding the wave with Jorge,

I don't know, I would tell Damien.

So he doesn't feel bad, so he won't be disappointed.

Also, if you decide for one...

You can take him to my wedding.

No, I want to be alone.

I want to be alone.

Alone.

Yes. In fact, I have to go.

Where?

To see one of the two.

No!

But...

No, it was friends' day.

To attend the harem.

Yes, over here.

I hope you like the surprise.

What's the surprise?

Ta-da.

Don't you see it?

Did you clean up?

Yes!

I cleaned up, I organized, I got up early, I went to buy some things.

I'm a new man.

Actually, I've always been organized but...

Have a seat.

Sometimes I let myself go.

Was that the urgency?

Yes. I mean, no.

I renewed my underpants.

Good for you. Much better than the previous ones with holes.

That's not all.

Tere, I've been thinking and...

I've sent my book to the publishing house and they're publishing it.

That's great! Congratulations!

When will they publish it?

In three more months.

Meeting you was the push I needed.

I have to confess something to you.

I like you.

And I'd like us to continue dating and see how things go.

No!

I can't, I don't want to be in a relationship.

With me or...?

With anybody!

No, I don't want to.

Why?

I don't follow. We have great times together.

We eat delicious food.

We have good sex.

I spent my whole life in relationships. I was never free.

I don't want to enter a relationship, give it all,

and see it go to shit, as always!

It's not because it didn't work out once

that you can't give yourself a second chance.

-I don't wanna get involved with anyone! -Fine! OK!

So I think we should...

Stop seeing each other.

No problem.

Fine.

Blow the candles!

No, wait! You have to make a wish.

Yes! But not that one.

Thank you all for being here.

I feel that I turn thirty being freer and more spontaneous than ever.

Things that a year ago I thought were impossible, were fulfilled.

Thanks to my friends.

I love you so much.

You'll make us cry.

Don't be like that.

I love you too. We love you, we love each other.

So much love.

Your boss is so handsome.

Well, you told me to take advantage of my singleness.

That's what I'm doing.

I'm the queen and he's nothing but a slave to my harem.

Oh Tere!

-Is he handsome or what? -Yes.

I'm going there for a while.

Tere is so lucky.

What do you say of playing a little game to get to know each other a little better?

-Let's go. -Yes!

It's called truth or dare.

No!

That's so immature.

Oh Ignacio!

Yeah, let's play.

I go first.

To the birthday girl. Truth or dare?

-Truth. -How many times a week?

Three!

Size?

I knew it.

Women love to ask the size of our member.

-They like it. -Oh honey!

Tiny? Regular? Or huge?

Let's go to another person.

Always with the size issue, Maida.

If it's all the same thing.

Sorry but it's huge!

Huge!

Who will ask me?

Consu. Would you have...?

A threesome with Ignacio and I?

-Yes. Right, honey? -What?

-No? -How can you say something like that?

Why?

They are our trusted friends.

-You want a threesome, and Consu... -Precisely.

They're our best friends, I'm so embarrassed.

It hasn't been easy, so I had to expand the options.

Nacho? You want to sleep with my future lady, right?

-Manuel! -No, I'm asking because...

Maida is a milf.

You can tell she is a much experienced woman.

See?

I'll answer it.

-No. I don't want to. -How come?

-No? -It's going great with Manu.

-I don't want to! -Yes!

No, Manuel! Because we're fine!

The other day we did well with the workouts

and Manuel lasted one minute and a half.

Sorry!

Does everybody know?

-I didn't. -Me either.

-No... -It's true.

It's just we women talk about these things.

OK? Sorry.

I imagine that women talk about all things...

But not this, my love. It's humiliating.

Well, since we're telling the truth...

I want to ask Tere a question.

-Tere. -Let's see.

Do you see yourself in the future with a family for example?

Jorge! What's up with the midlife crisis? Carrying a wedding dress in your wallet?

You misunderstood me. No, forget it.

I just turned 30. I just want to dance.

-Let's go dancing? -Yeah!

Let's dance.

Manuel, forgive me.

I swear I didn't do it with bad intentions.

It just slipped. Do you forgive me?

OK. I forgive you.

Tere, wait for me. I've just remembered.

I almost forgot.

Damien couldn't be here today, but he sent you this.

It's his book. First copy.

It's already been published? Time really flies.

For Teresa: thank you for the push. It's just what I needed.

Let's go! Only two kilometers left to complete the 15k.

And jogging is the best way to calm the nerves.

It works wonders for me.

No. Stop. I can't go on.

I can't go on like this.

Manuel, our wedding is a month away. I need us to last at least ten minutes.

I'm so submissive.

It's what I am: submissive.

No! Well, a little yes, but not so much either.

Not so much?

I always do what you say. Everything.

Will you calm down? Have some water.

See? Do you see how I always do what you say?

It's too much pressure for me, I don't wanna go on.

Don't overdo it, it's two kilometers, nothing more.

Don't you think I get insecure

knowing that you expose our private life to everyone?

-What are you talking about? -About how you treat me! Tactless!

I do everything that you want!

And I'm never good enough for you.

And of course.

You're the great one who always does everything right.

And I'm the fool who doesn't do anything right.

If you don't want to jog, then we don't jog!

-We'll do what you... -I'm tired!

Enough! I'm tired of how you make decisions in our life!

Maybe...

For the first time I'll have to say...

no.

I need some time to...

to know if marriage is really what I want for my life.

Don't act like a dog!

-Deep breaths. -Yes!

-Sit up straight. -Yes!

Are you nervous?

I'm dying inside!

I'm burning inside!

I can't believe I'm going to fulfill my fantasy.

Yes, sweetie.

Whatever happens, here.

Always connected.

-Connected. -Partners in crime.

-Whatever happens. -Yes.

Hello.

Ignacio.

He's Claudio.

He's a pilot.

And I met him online.

What a beautiful couple!

Ignacio, you look thinner and younger than in the photo.

We're going to have a good time tonight.

Yes! I hope so.

He's a man!

Yes!

Don't worry.

I understand this is your first time experiencing something this intense.

Yes.

But I'll take perfect care of you and your Mrs.

I can do a massage for cramps.

-What?! -I told him about the cramps.

Could you give us a...?

-A moment? -Yes?

Yes.

OK. I'm going.

Excuse me.

We were going to have a threesome and you brought a man!

-Yes! -Are you insane?

No! You want a threesome. There's three of us.

Why do I have to sleep with a woman

-and you can't sleep with a man? -How can you think that?!

There could be friends around. What would they think?

It's your fantasy, don't leave me alone now.

It is not my fantasy!

-Enough! We're leaving! -Why?!

-No! -Yes!

I prepared all of this so well.

I'm so excited, I put on lingerie.

-Maida. -Wait. And he's a pilot.

He'll think we didn't like him.

That's what I want him to think. I didn't like him.

And you didn't like him either.

You didn't like him!

-I didn't like him... -Go!

Piggy, tell me something.

How on earth did you think I was going to mess around with that guy?

I'm not gay.

Sorry!

Sorry for wanting to try out something new with my husband.

For wanting to be intimate with you.

Ignacio, nothing goes right with you!

Maid, I'm trying too,

only not as desperate and obsessive as you.

Note that we've had hex only once this whole year!

We're nearly 40! What's left for later?

I start thinking and...

Stop it.

Enough.

Calm down, take a deep breath

count to ten and tomorrow everything will be fine.

Good night.

I've had enough!

No, seriously. I've had enough!

We always talk about this and you postpone it for tomorrow.

We can't go on like that.

Isn't it better to assume that there's a problem?

That we have a problem we cannot solve.

And leave each one to go their own way.

And we split up!

Damien?

Sorry. I thought you were someone else.

-Sorry. -Damien canceled his membership.

Attention everyone. Today we're doing leg exercises.

Oss!

Sex is one of the most important things for human well-being.

However, it is not all.

When you find a person who makes you feel good,

that is the important thing.

What if they reject me again?

The people I've seen fall lower

are the people who have missed an opportunity.

Because of fear.

Because they were proud and did not dare to be vulnerable.

And yes.

It may not be all right again.

Your heart may be broken again.

But if you dare,

if you take the leap,

and he reciprocates, there is nothing more exciting.

Surprise.

How did you get in?

How? With the key under the vase.

I already know your house, I've been here many times.

I know all your secrets.

-Look what I'm doing. -Gnocchi, I love it.

Cheers.

Tere?

I want to comment on something I was thinking.

I know that we talk about not having something so formal.

Right, Tere?

But I don't know, I ask you:

Wouldn't you like to love someone and have something deep with that person?

Well, it would be really nice to love someone,

to have something deeper.

I'd love to be your boyfriend.

-Seriously? -Seriously.

And I'd love to start a family too.

Not now though.

The family comes later.

Do you like the name Pedro?

Elena?

Can you imagine a beautiful little boy running around?

I know that you women have a biological clock

but we men...

We also have a biological clock, running all the time.

Tic. Toc.

I'm sorry, Jorge.

I don't want something like that.

We're in different stages.

I'm not the woman for you.

Hi.

Teresa!

What are you doing here?

These months without seeing you,

I realized that I like you a lot.

I feel like I didn't want to get into a relationship and...

Suddenly I got cheated on again, but...

If I could take you out

and see how things go.

-It would be amazing. -No, Teresa.

Pizza is ready!

Teresa?

Do you two know each other?

Yes. She used to date my ex.

-You two...? -Yes.

Yes, look.

We're together.

Good.

I didn't tell you before because...

That's it.

I can't believe it.

Know how my ex and I called her?

Teresita The Saint.

It seems she was bad...

Bad in bed.

What did you say?

What I said.

Teresita The Saint.

I'm not Teresita The Saint!

What's wrong?! You better know who you're messing with!

-Did you hear me?! -Enough!

Look at her. Get out of here!

-Can you give us a moment? -And you defend her!

A moment, please!

Are you OK?

Congratulations on the little girl.

She seems lovely.

Sorry.

Tere...

When I told you what I felt for you, you were closed to all possibilities.

It's been three months and now you come to my house

knocking on my door, thinking that I'll be waiting for you with open arms.

Well. I'm not!

No! When you like someone, things have to be easy.

And now I'm with Barbara.

And things are going well with her, so I'm going to ask you please...

that you go.

Have you heard from Damien?

Yes.

He's going to Guadalajara to present his book.

But he's with Barbara still.

I don't think so.

He is.

All right. Good for them.

Yes, good for them.

I'm calm. You know?

I'm fine. That's good.

Consu.

What happened?

What?!

It seems that with Manuel...

there's no wedding with Manuel.

No!

Don't say that!

Do you really want to be with him?

Yes.

I really love Manuel, I love him.

I love him with all my heart, really.

Then you have to muster up courage and talk to him!

Tell him you didn't want to make him feel submissive, exposed.

No!

I can't.

But I must.

Maida? What about you, is it too irreconcilable with Ignacio?

I see that he's trying.

Maybe you could take it slow with fantasies for now.

The threesome was too stressful.

I don't want everything to be so intense either.

It's not about that, I wanted to...

To fool around.

I want to flirt. That's what I want.

I want to date, I want to live as a couple.

The most important thing is that we're all three together.

-Yes! Forever. -Right?

I love you girls.

Me too.

You know what?! Go find your partners.

You love each other too much. There's no need to be apart.

Yeah, you're right.

Manuel must've already come home.

-I'm going now. -Now?

Yes. How do I look?

-Beautiful. -Perfect.

I love you two.

And you?

I think I know what I'm going to do.

I think so.

Manuel!

I never wanted to make you feel less of a person, really.

I don't know. You're tender, you're generous.

And I feel so good around you.

Honey, I promise I'll try not to push you so hard.

I was so afraid to let you down that I got scared.

But I promise you I'll strive and make it work.

I don't care how long it takes.

What matters is that we're together.

Actually, I also got scared about the short fuse.

I thought it could affect our relationship.

But I like it the way that we are.

Really. And we'll work it out. We have the time.

I shouldn't have done this so close to our wedding, honey.

I'm a jerk.

Does that mean...

That the wedding is still on?

Of course it's on, sweetie.

I would marry you a hundred times if needed.

I love you.

I love you so much, honey.

What about the kids?

They're with my parents. Come.

-What? -Have a seat.

Come.

I want to apologize.

I realize that for a long time

I've been putting the kids before us as a couple.

My dear.

I was too demanding.

That's true.

And I compared myself to others, and that's a mistake.

We can't do that.

But I was afraid.

I was afraid that the flirting, the romanticism would end.

The threesome was too much. Right?

Yes.

You know what?

When I saw how easy it was for you to get that pilot,

it scared me.

I felt that at any moment you could leave me.

And you're my milf.

My milf!

Listen.

I want us to reconcile.

To understand who are we now and solve our problems.

You're such a wonderful man.

And of course I want to be with you.

And see how this adventure and everything goes.

I want to be with you.

We'll be fine.

Listen.

-What? -Everything is sorted out.

Every Thursday night.

My mother is obliged to take care of the kids.

No!

We can do whatever you want.

We can go for a walk, out to dinner.

To dance.

Flirting Thursday!

How exciting!

I love it.

-Listen. -What?

-Wait for me. -What?

Wait for me. Just a moment.

Attention passengers! This is your captain speaking!

The plane is about to take off.

Would you like to go to my cabin for a glass of champagne?

Honey, you don't have to do this.

You keep quiet!

Just...

Go with the flow and don't break character.

Mr. Pilot!

What are you going to do?!

Will you take me detained to your cabin?

Will you take me subtly to your cabin and open my blouse?

You punk!

I'm taking you to my cabin!

I love it!

Come.

My pilot has returned!

Yes!

That's it!

OK. I'm alone at a wedding.

It's not that terrible. I'm not like those old ladies

who die home alone and whose cats eat their faces. No!

-Maida! -Let's have fun.

Long live the bride and groom!

It's so nice going on a trip!

And to Guadalajara! I love it!

What do you think of this dress?

Too short?

Tell me the truth. What did you think of my novel?

The truth is that...

I tried reading it, read 15 pages and got distracted.

The truth is that I don't really like reading long novels

where nothing happens.

However if they turn your book into a movie,

then I'll go watch it.

I'm kidding...

Why the long face?

-Let's dance Tere? -I'll just finish my drink first.

OK! Speed up!

Tere!

One more song and I'm leaving.

I'll leave without anyone noticing.

Do you want to dance with me?

Damien, why are you here? I thought you were in Guadalajara.

I broke up with Barbara.

Look. I can't go to the book fair without you.

Besides, I know that you hate coming to places

that are full of couples dancing and kissing.

I want to be with you.

I knew it from the first moment I saw you.

But when you like someone, don't things have to be easy?

I'm not the easy type who--

See how that was easy?

Want to go with me tomorrow to Guadalajara?

There's a section of boring contracts just for you.

Having good sex seems easy, but it isn't always so.

It's not just buying sexy clothes or having a one-night stand.

It's a personal path where everyone has to find what they like.

Wanna be my Egyptian slave?

Of course! Love it!

Where's Consuelo?

I haven't seen her in like half an hour.

That was amazing.

-How long did we last? -I don't know, I got carried away.

I love your hairy bush!

I learned that I need to trust myself first

to feel good and to let go.

Get a room!

Do you want to go somewhere else?