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all right drop the

balloon I love you I love you too I

thought we were just going to We

Them sobbing sobbing in my bed last

night watching the finale sobbing my

brains out okay um here's your prick see

oh nice yeah it's me yeah I need my

prick thank you don't we

all okay uh I'm going to go gold for

gold struck coffee you take that one too

cuz I have this weird get for Red Scare

okay oh there we go there we go I put it

back in the and I'll put my prick back

in the pin cushion just like you're

going to need it C so I'll just hold it

um if you could star in a Hallmark

holiday film with a juicy storyline what

would you want it to

be

oo I would want to be Santa's Rebel

Son who Le a North Pole but then it's a

prodigal son and decides to come back

with his tail between his legs and then

Falls in Love on the North Pole with an

elf hmark you just

heard that yeah who would watch that was

inter Jonathan your turn I'm not kidding

that's good storytelling here we go okay

okay also Santa's rebellious son yeah

come

on what oh oh what's the one gift you

desperately wanted as a kid but never

got

ooh a puppy

a and and you know what I heard through

the door I was a naughty child I heard

my mom arranging to go and get a puppy

and it never

came but my it was even worse for my

sister who went to go and choose a puppy

and she chose one thinking that we were

going to get it but my mom said it was

pooing too much so it never arrived at

the house a Jonathan I have the same

exact story do you I'm not kidding my

mom and I went to go get a pet and she

was like it we travel too much actually

this isn't a good idea and we left the

pet store are you going to get a dog

well we we just did BuzzFeed puppies you

know on BuzzFeed you play with puppies

and you get interviewed and there was I

there talk about two Souls meeting this

I've never seen anything like it just

came to me is it available there a

little boy yeah and I think he's called

Skippy

no that's his character's name that's

character's name in the movie by the way

this is so Basher I'm telling you

there's magic happening today go get

that puppy right now nothing is life

with the dog is the

best okay

prick oh double right on

choreographed you want to you go first

this time oh okay naps after holiday

dinner yay or

nay slay

I love that oh oh this is tough your

fave holiday movie will play on repeat

for 24 hours straight what will you

watch it might be elf yeah it's the 20th

anniversary is it yeah there you go it's

the best movie all right well Jonathan

and Matt um the season finale of fellow

Travelers airs December 15th on Showtime

um you can find that on Paramount plus

we'll be right back

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