Original subtitles

that's why the cameras on

i was sitting up

there in control and jerking off

you get cameras for like 20 minutes before i see you down

gentlemen we have a problem apparently

the north Koreans got a hold of our little common card

what the dvd we sent to the cia

well the cia told Chinese and the Chinese aren't exactly happy

so they're kind of putting some pressure on our benefactor

oh

fuck em alright

fuck em

say that to the 50 goose that showed up with guns

we need to get information out of these two boys

or else the Chinese are gonna serve us up on a platter

well

it's good to work

i'll tell you what i'm Gonna take over

all right you need to find a way to get us out of here

within the next 24 hours

just in case our two little friends don't talk

so let's handle the business deal with this motherfucker

all right

let's do this

you won't be needing this

twist that fucking cock right off

tough guy

that feels so nice now does it

open it up

come on pretty boy

oh

open that fucking hand take it like a man

keep moping or i'll break your fingers

take it

what would you do

if i just squeeze this as hard as i could

you gonna scream like a bitch huh

huh

i want to know what your name is boy

ugh is not a fucking answer

what's name

don't want to talk

we got ways of making you talk squeeze until they pop

what's your fucking name

tough guy i got something to you

don't worry about a tough guy

let's see how tough you are

got your name

what's it gonna take to remember your wife

my wife looks like you're my bitch now boy

you know what i got better mission

this child's playboy

just wait

all

right kick them feet up a little more pressure on them balls

it's coming don't worry

it's coming but when's it coming when's it coming come on

i'm your friend you can talk to me

what's your name

boy let's be buddies i said

ask your wife oh

i don't think she could talk

i killed her years ago

still don't want to talk that's cool

i got all fucking day

boy all motherfucking day if you slick i'll break you

you don't play games you gonna play games

i got something for you think you're tough i'll show you

how are we gonna wake this little fucker up

give a shot i have a way oh

hey welcome back to fuck

let's not be raising those hands too high morning sunshine

i have a little task for you buckweed

we're gonna do a few exercises

do you remember basic training

son

i remember basic training

we remember basic training really well

don't we why'd you roll over your little stomach

come on Megan boo get over your stomach get over

let's get in the push up position

pull up

boy i got a motherfucking day

push up position get up

there now push up

oh why don't we pick on this one

don't make me shock you

come on

get up get up you remember the white push up

string you back what are you doing little bitch

that's a woman push up

i want a man push up

push the fuck up

push the fuck up up

up and down

up and down it's so goddamn easy a fucking faggot can do it

get it up get it up

get it up you little bitch

give it up one more

give me one more

put his head up

get the fucking shit up you little goddamn idiot go

push push

push up and down

come on

that's not even one give me one you little ass white

Jesus fucking Christ my sister your son does more pork show

he can't be no longer man

you do a fucking pussy get up

get it up you little asshole come on

you little sissy

get up

come on boy get up you fucking maggot

come on you punch up

i think your fucking son can do better you goddamn pussy

stand the fuck up

get off the world

get off the world get off now

Jesus fucking Christ

my old lady gun i want me to you to you fucking die boy what

ass what there

we go oh you know

what's a good exercise

they're called fucking kneely walls get up here

put your butt i want your fucking legs nine degrees

put your legs nine degrees

come on

squat boy that's right now you're gonna stay

just like fucking

that hold your hands out straight in front of you straight

i want them straight

don't you goddamn move

put your head back against the wall

you fucking idiot

you look like a three foot fucking tall

pile of shit

what is wrong with you fucking

waste of life

you ain't no

military man

knock you out

do it again what are you army

navy Marine

where's your power from you fucking idiot

what's your name

what's your rank

where are you going

you little bitch

i want to know

what you can't talk can you boy

what's wrong with you

what's the matter little dream

bo you ain't shit fucking play hey

put your arms up

don't drop your arms on me

the fuck are you cheating me

you do not cheat me

on an exercise

yeah

make it stand up

stand up stand up

stand up now

harder faster

faster

get those feet get down squat squat

squat okay

okay put your hands on the front you

you little idiot

out in front of you do you understand fucking niggas

you goddamn maggot

put your head back against the wall

put your head back against the wall

don't you stop

spread those legs out

first come on

get em out

stand up

stand up stand up

you little fuck up

man put your hands up

don't you drop your arms on me what the fuck

are you doing to get your head up on

i'm starting to like this damn get the fuck down

there you go stand up

stand up faster

faster

faster i am not happy

i am not happy there the extra ones get down Jesus Christ

my son is faster than i got 80 yard

fucking grandma he can do better

stand the fuck up

stand the fuck up

get up

what's your name

boy answer the man

answer the man what's your name

son put it back put your fucking head back

where i swear to god i'll fry

you like a fucking salmon what is your name

one more two three four five i'm getting upset oh yeah yeah

really really upset

oh yeah really upset

what is your name

where are you from squat

the fuck down

get down

put your hands out

in front of you don't you drop your arms on me

we must have knocked a few arms on me

stand up knock Kevin

and get up for it i'm getting fucking bored stand up

what is your name

where are you from

come on Mary

you piece of goddamn shit one more time wow

that hurts i know that hurts are you gonna cry

are you gonna cry boy

do not ever drop your face on

me

keep your arms straight out

lock them out

lock them out

why what fucking is that the shit out of you do not car squat

squat

what the fuck are you doing

you ain't on shit

get your head back

head back this is called a wall exercise you remember this

you did it in basic training

get the fuck up

what the fuck are you doing

stand up look at your ass against the wall

before i hit you in the nut there

we go so let's begin

this little question answer fucking bit again

what is your name

and where are you from

remember i got the little toy

yeah the little toy

right here it does me

when i turn it on

i'm about fucking fry

got the little

he's about to wear himself

you about to hear yourself from

where are you fucking from

what's your fucking name

what's your mama's name

huh what's your mama

i fucked that ass

but i didn't ask what a fucking name was what's her name

tell me come on

tell me do you want more exercises again

ready to push up some more do

some more push ups

some more squats

huh you ready to go for more squats

what the fuck get down boy

stand up

stand the fuck up

what the hell are you doing shit

that fuck down

90 degrees get up up

up

up up

Jesus Christ you look like shit

90 fucking degrees is that 90 goddamn boy

you can't listen shit that head back

put your fucking head back

what the hell are you doing

alright

now let's turn this again

my socky voice

you get my socky voice

my lychee voice

what is your fucking name

a little hard

what about this little bit

ah a

little motivation

don't you fucking buck

me boy

don't you fucking buck

me out and cry you

don't you fucking buck me

you little piece of shit

yeah stand up

stand up fucked up

but the hell you know

make me bend over

like that i got bad back

get your ass against the wall

yeah

what the fuck are you doing

what is your little name

junior is that Kylie junior

i suggest you

junior what the fuck are you doing here

what who are you with

what the fucking doing here

who are you with

how many come on tell me

are there more

where happen against the fucking wall

boy you got me

he's talking before we zap you down the wall

get your fucking ass against the wall

oh rock your goddamn ass

you know what get on your motherfucking face

get down get down face

the fuck down you genius

get your fucking feet straight put them together

push up

give me a push up

i want a motherfucking push up

i will help you on

watch it up

faster harder

faster harder

get that fast straight

your goddamn okay

get it straight

all right that's it let's go down

let's go down

let's go up up

one more time up

master master

look at this you look like you got them

Jesus fucking Christ

look at this

bitch we got now

you must be one of them

little Hollywood fucking boys you must be now

there yeah special people ladies

another fucking broke dicks

no goals

let's push up

son i'm getting tired let's push up

come on little harder

little harder

give me that fucking exercise

look at all those muscles they're all fucking word eyes down

you know how the routine up and then down

look at this pretty little motherfucker

he painted his fucking nails

jeez those are the nails of his killer

you're the man of fucking woman

what are you some kind of little homo

are you some kind of bitch

you danced in the fucking special club

son

i bet you wear paints and get Coles in them

don't you boy

you ask Ryan other men

huh is that what it is you butt pirate

are you a butt pirate

you listen to that fucking

butt pirate music

how bpm huh is that what you listen to down

that's how a push up

goes you go down now

you go back up

up up

down there you be going up and down

real good boy

get up

there get up

fuck this worthless move move fuck

this worthless motherfucker

i've had enough of this shit

you want to play games

you want to be a deaf

motherfucking

dumb mute you don't want to talk

we'll find out everything boy

we always deal with your punk

ass we just have to kill him another way

hope you ready to die boy

mother fuckers

i'm gonna kill you

you ain't killing shit boy

motherfuckers

i'm gonna kill you

who you fucking kill you

they're gonna kill nobody boy

look at your boy

what would you do with your boy

it's gonna be alright i'm here

what are you gonna fucking do

hey shit gonna be alright motherfucker

huh you better start talking motherfucker

see him first

we next come here

what happened to him

still don't want to talk

huh

you can thank your friend for this motherfucker

what the fuck you doing here

don't worry about you

next

looks like it hurts

so much water

you think his balls can hold before they fucking snap off

tough guy

looks like it hurts

next

good look

i love watching them

shake

look at his face you see that pain you see that pain

see that on your face in a minute buddy

now

we're going boy

step on the bar keep in mind dude

that'll work

ah fuck

i think we might need some more water

get some weight

hold this guy

oh he ain't going nowhere

look at your friend

look at him

look

at your friend

you know

i'm a lot nicer than the Koreans maybe you should talk to me

i can help you out then

look at his dick

i bet

it's gonna turn black and fall off it's gonna be your fault

you want that responsibility do you

do you

being a twat you don't want to talk

this is child's play compared to what we're gonna do to you

this should do nicely

i do believe so

more water for your buddies nuts

let's say this for a little later

still don't want to talk huh

look at your buddy

look at him

look at him

look at him motherfucker

look into his eyes

this is what that looks like before it comes

big man

where are

you going

come on

i'm just gonna walk forward and when it hits you it hits you

where you going

where

you going

you spill that bucket of water you're gonna be sorry

don't you spill my bucket

you know what the worst

is it's waiting for it to happen

give me a number boy

give me a number of my fucking zap

here

i don't hear a fucking number boy

you want me to cook you nuts

what two what

i can't hear you

there's must be somewhere on my ear can you hear anything no

not a what what

oh let's get

oh give me that what's the number

i can't understand you what

who what

who's the number of

pussies you're a fucking

pussy fucking nuts look at it

i don't even see a buff it's like a big clit in there

cook that motherfucker

work the number two huh

he's quiet you know change that right there here you go boy

it's gonna happen you pick two so you get it two

i need to countdown three two one i lie

worse as we all go so you can't go anywhere can't go

anywhere

i think you nuts need to be waiting now

where's it coming

where's it coming

you know you're a pretty big man you know what

i like about a big man big target

i like the nipples too love zapping the nipples

but the dick is even better you had your dick

shot

you don't talk

do you are you some kind of fucking mute

does your friend speak English

no you don't speak either you know what

i don't like it if people don't want to talk to me

i'll give him a reason to fucking talk

you think that's gonna help you

i like watching them flop like a fish

see the good thing about him flopping

is he can't move very well

where are you going

where are you going

no where you know what you seem like a nice guy okay

i'm not gonna hurt you

but you see i'm not a nice guy i'm a fucking liar i'm a scumbag

i don't like people that work with North Korea

now look at this

you're all

wet you know what happens when electricity touches water

you know what you need more water

you move it around too much

that was number one

but i'll tell you what he's gonna do number two

he's much better

your ass is mine pretty boy

you got a pretty mouth

what do you think of that

look at him he's meat for the beast

don't be nervous you're gonna get your turn

i promise you

i promise you

you got a pretty mouth boy

oh

he's in trouble man

definitely pisses himself

so where are we gonna take now

right over the heart

or maybe we'll just hit there

now are we gonna

stop it too fuck no

i haven't heard a single word out of them

we're gonna do one more

that one more is going to be where are we gonna do the one more

why don't you tell me

why don't you tell me

where that one more is gonna be well

his buddy likes to talk why don't you let his buddy tell you

yeah where are we gonna do the one more

your ass oh

he wants the ass oh

so you want me to hit him in the ass

it's him are you some down go

ahead some out

if you don't say anything it's gonna be his nutsack

we gonna hit balls they're already fucking black now

leave him alone oh

i'm not gonna leave him

alone

you want to take his place

oh if i didn't hear an answer

where are we gonna hit

i'm gonna smell the shirt where is this thing gonna go

looky looky looky looky looky

well

i guess you can't lie too much

that was number three how you doing

that bull bill huh how you doing

come on tell what's are you doing

before hmm

tell what's how you doing

huh so

where do you want

do you want the last one is this enough

where where you fucking flying

in helicopter

or this one is gonna look

like a fucking rainbow trout on a Sunday plate

hmm ah

come on

tell us where you're fucking flying

you don't want to talk

that's what's gonna happen to you come on

tell us where you're fucking flying

he forgot how to talk

come on tell her where you fly off

your ass

oh he's got a thing for ashes that way you're flying to

him

well i guess he wants another one with ass he's got

an ass fetish

you want another one

see what happens too much there

Bobby

we could have been friends

i don't like to a lot nicer than work where is it

where where are you flying

what

the fuck you talking about

oh he speaks

oh i can stop oh

he got a paper on

i guess we move around too much

huh

where where are you flying

you little helicopter di Joe

hmm where were you flying to come on

don't tell him Jack

Jack Jack's not his name who are you

come on gi Joe

what's up motherfucking doing with a tan anyway

you ain't got a tan

i motherfucking got a tan

you all in the same plane where are you

i would like to know if you were in the same plane

come on

if Jack isn't your name

it's your real

what's your real name

he looks like a Jerry

what's your name Jerry

well what i'm about to do

he looks more like a Ralph

yeah

hmm

if he swings hard off and call Mary

come on where were you finding

oh

yeah where are you flying to

where are you flying to

hmm come on

where are you flying

where were you going

gi do you speak any English

well i don't speak Spanish motherfucker

so take a good look at your friend

come on take a good look here

we go choisio casio

let's go

Google on him choisio casio

where were you going

yeah you're pretty too

maybe

we should watch some kimchi in his eyes you might like that

i got your kimchi

i got your fucking

pretty hang in there boy right here

where were you going

mouth

you want to be responsible for that

answer the fucking question

come on

where are you going

head back tough guy

head back

open

open

open

your fucking mouth

open

i'll put up your fucking

nose then you want it up your nose

didn't think so open your fucking mouth

open your mouth

open

drink it all little bitches

come on

open

open open

open your fucking mouth

put up your fucking nose

little toy boy

little drink

little drink

little drink that's yeah come on

drink it all up

oh it's a good boy take your fucking medicine

son treat it like medicine

let's go we're gonna drink

this we're gonna drink

this there we go

how are you doing

how are we doing

there buddy oh

we got half a bottle left

half a bottle left

half a bottle left

how are we doing

come on squishy squishy squishy

squishy squishy

squishy there we go

doesn't that taste good

don't you just love water

ah we can put some more weight on this motherfucker

all the slamming water down your fucking throat

gave me the urge brother still don't want to talk huh

ooh i'm dehydrated hope you like that smell

that's what you get for not talking

smell that that's coffee

that's pride that's more weight on your balls

oh you think that's funny over there

smart guy huh

don't worry about it i'm gonna throw his butt in your face

see who's laughing at who's next actually

you know what you're next bring him over here

you know what

i didn't pee enough

i think i need to add some raw weight to it what do you think

what do you think

there you go

well we have this one help that one out i think so

how can he be of assistance

i think he's adding fluid to the bucket i think so too yeah

that's what i think he's not even remote enough look at him

no red face nothing

i'm not normally

the type of guy to pull down somebody else's pants

you just like my dick

too no i think your buddy might end up

doing that you all seem to know each other

even though you don't want to admit it

i bet you guys sit around and give each other hand

jobs and helicopters don't you don't you

there you go what the fuck

he's got a half a heart on he's some kind of homo

i don't know about this guy

there you go i'm not you know what

i'll even be a nice guy i'll help you aim it there you go

you got ten seconds to go

i'm gonna start whacking the shit out of your dick

you understand me ten

nine

eight where's the cattle

prom hmm it's in my bag not far seven

six

five

oh you might be sorry

four

three get back

so i only have to wet this motherfucker

real hard

two

take a good move take a good look sunshine

oh you saved yourself oh what the fuck is that what is that

we didn't ask me to kinkle he asked me to piss

oh he thinks it's funny

what's the hold up

you should have let him sit in the powder room

man

the powder you know is pretty boy

he might not be able to piss down

looks like it's clique squirting

yeah you do that boy

you gonna be sorry keep going three

2 oh

my finger slippery is gonna slide right off

oh there he goes he needs encouragement mmm

can we get some cheerleaders

cheer for you boy remember

what they tell us in school of that motivational speaking

do you live in a van down by the river is that what it is

are you done piing

yes

what

yes

so what's your buddy's name

i want to know

i'll tell you what we're gonna make this more fun

i know you're thirsty and you haven't had a shout out

you've been running around

fucking nasty ass Jones so here's what's gonna happen

if you don't tell me his name in the next three seconds

i'm dumping that down your throat

three told

just Jack

Jack ain't a good answer this bitch you handling

once you look at your friend once you look over here closely

these are spin you should we're going to number them

number one are you going to remember

that number one state

number one repeat that one

say it boy

come on

motherfucker what's he say say the number

say it number one

what number one very very good

these are little abdominals

they're gonna be number two

repeat what numbers that boy number two

what number two very good

this is hooked up to his cock and balls little dicky

that wouldn't work earlier

that's gonna be number three

say number three there you go now

the next thing you're gonna know

is the number of is the clock system

you know the clock goes from one to 12

and you're going to give me a number

number one number two

number three

and then you're going to give me a number off the clock system

1 through 12

here's the catch fuck it up

and don't give me a number

then i'm gonna have to play fucking psychic

which means i'm gonna have to decide

which number you would have chosen

and then i want to have to decide

which number of the clock you would have chosen

and because of my deck i'm gonna attitude to it now

the clock controls

the power that's how bad

his dick his ab his hand going to fry number two controls

the thing number one controls

which one it is the clock controls the power don't fuck it up

because if you don't give me a number

then i'm going to have to pick what he fucking

gets do you understand the name of this game

you got the rules very good

now give me a number between one and three

give me a number or i get to pick it one okay

now i want you to pick a time off the clock give me one hmm see

if you don't give me a better number than that

then i'm gonna have to play the old psychic game

give me a number

okay

now for being a smartass you need to tie jet by six i think

ready to go boy

thank you friend

you let me know if you feel something feel it

feel it feel it that's good

how do you have to say something

all

right gi

that was our first test

i want another number oh

it can't be number one

it can be number one fucking shattered finger that okay

give me a number between one and three

well boy number between one and three

maybe a little choke

i don't know

i think we need to do something a little better than a choking

come on

what do you think

but because you didn't say anything

i get to pick and i pick number three

so you want to pick the clock system for me

give me a number between 1 and 12

but that's too late all right

thank you friend over here boy

thank you tell him thank you

oh

boy they both want to be quiet today

you will of course let me know when you feel it

okay i feel it feel it

but i'm not done yet they can see talking balls

coming pears yeah

pear is over here

okay let me know come on

so Jack you got the first one right

you fucked the second one up

and i picked for you what numbers left

i picked three you picked one what's in the middle

oh this little shit is not gonna fucking

cooperate all right that abs

and are you gonna do the little clocky game

for me

are you too fucking stupid to tell Tom

are you still too good to tell Tom

so how can i have a pick

how would you like to take his place

would you

i'm in a position to make calls

where's the cattle prod

okay

now that we've got him all nice and hooked up see

because i had a silk

he can't breathe look at that that's gonna stay

like that till he's fucking done so now

we need to pick the game again now

if number two is hurt really really bad

i would suggest you pick another number

because here's the problem with playing this game

these numbers go up

they never come down

so this box is number two that box is number one and three

so what number are you gonna pick gi uh

you really want his apps that fucked up

okay

now

since we are at hmm eleven o'clock

you're gonna have to give me a time between twelve

and then go back to one two

three four

five

three

you want me to crank this fucker up full blast i

think you should ookie doke

he's a big boy

ha

ha ha

so i didn't listen to you

because i wanted to live long enough for me to find that way

it is i'm paid to find out

why don't we stop the game

because you're obviously too far from dom to play

why don't you just tell us where you

and what the fuck was you calling him

earlier Jack was it

Jack off

oh Jack off yeah

so where were you and Jack off going

hmm

let's see

what

so if one hand is all ouchie

we got to make the other hand all ouchie

so now that that's done but what do we have left ah yes

hmm we gotta take his mind off of his fingers

hmm well don't idle hands always spend time at the job

are you gonna tell us

where you were going

there gi

or do i fucking

fry your friend like a fish

hmm

he's hurting

he won't even look at him he won't even look at him

he's hurting really really bad pathetic

look at your buddy

watch the abs pop on this one

alright good Jos

you don't want to fuck the play with us

we're just gonna have to kill your button

look at

that look at that

come on

he's dying look at this he can't breathe he can't breathe

so what's he gonna be

where where are you going

if you shock them enough you

might get a roadmap of veins right before they explode you know

that would be cool because roadmaps are easy to read

they probably know where the fuck they land going

grandmas

stop

what are we doing hmm

now

let's turn this little testicular fucking shit on

i want you to shock his nuts till he blows fire out his dick

let's shoot for both set our goals high

oh you know the problem is i'm in your way

that's why

you can see now

i'm in your way no

no no no oh

look check him out

look at that watch out

look at that stuff in the grave

do you know that he's not breathing very well right now

and if the brain doesn't get oxygen he dies

so if you just look down

hold his hand up and make him watch

every second you see

with pleasure

where where you go

you know

it's

better than pulling it

so where are we going

where are you going

ask you a question boy

i guess we have to go back to the drawing board

back to the drawing board

so you gonna talk

or not yeah we're just banana killing you know and start

paying total incomplete attention to you

that favorite

are you not fucking

watching your friend dying here

look at the fucking veins on

his neck are gonna pop up look

hey tension boy

dude

use a pair of pliers

i'll just break

his fucking nose come on

he's gonna die

he's gonna fucking die

what is your

yeah

i'm gonna rip

that fucker right off your chest

what's your name

come on

what's your name

what's your name

what's your name

i'm not gonna stop

i'm not gonna stop

can you tell me

tell me tell me

we gonna talk

start twisting

that twisting

look at that motherfucker name motherfucker

you gonna talk

does he pull it off

what's your name

what's your name

oh look you

squeezed milk out of it

oh do we have to do the other one too

are you gonna say so

what is wait a minute

wait a minute

you have to buck me

what is your name

your name

what's your name

what's his name

boy

so cheap who is the name

man huh

a really smart guy

would have picked the name

other than Jerry that wasn't his and thought it out by now

that's just a hint anytime you want to throw it out

would be really really good

so this little area right here

do you know how sensitive that is

do you know what happens

if you just pinch

there

come on

tell me now twisty

twisty

啊真的啊啊

he's actually gonna pass out on this

i think so hey

gonna sleep on you wake up

wake up there we go

wait no

the hair that stuff is hitting

that's a good spot

tell me your name

tell me your name

remember the lie

i mean any moron

not by not you must be one of an honest fucking dad

do you have confession

ow yeah it hurts ow say it so loud

i love my work little critiquing is nice

i enjoy when people treat my work i'm doing a job

what is there's one here

i'll make it bold

on my ball dighead let's start the lighting shit on fire again

let's start shoving shit up his fucking nails

until the fucking nail comes off

so boy

so don't want to talk huh huh pretty boy

huh

i bet you did the ummy talk

out here

make you scared

don't make you nervous

i thought we could be friends

you don't be my friend do you

you don't want to talk to me

you don't want to answer a few fucking questions

it ain't that bad

what's your name

ah what's your name

ask you question boy

ah

ah

what's your fucking name

how about i take your dick and stuff up your ass

motherfucker you gonna talk

then you gonna talk then

huh huh

about it

you ever heard the term go fuck yourself

huh yeah

why don't you go fuck yourself

oh i don't think so i think it'll be fucking you inside

those fucking feet up

get em up

get em up

get em up

come on tough guy come on

come on

oh why you swinging boy i tell you

you can fucking swing

huh

yeah good old time

good old fucking time

that's right

your fucking pussy make me sick

put your buddy over here

huh good view

good view

got over here

hmm

string up like a fucking pig

yeah hey

you good look motherfucker

what's his name

what's his name

i have no idea you have no idea

you have no idea

two random white guys coming back to North Korea

and he don't know who

he is the only two white motherfuckers in the country

nobody knows anything

ask your sisters tattooed on her ass ask my sister

i don't think so

all right tough guy

huh tough guy huh

what happened to your nuts

huh

huh

what happened to your nuts

how might twist

your fucking cut off motherfucker

huh

a good idea

i know it wouldn't be a good idea but i'm all about bad ideas

he doesn't know your name

now remember earlier when you told me go fuck myself

so uh what was it Jack

was it was it Jack

yeah it was Jack off

was it Jack off

um will you think of our name yet

hmm

i said didn't think of our name

yet

no

we did not think of our name oh can you help think of our name

are we

so

what is this

get a new one

come on

so why why don't you guys want to talk to us

i think we need to make a little

bit

that's it yeah

it wasn't Jack off it was Jack

Jack you off oh Jack you off

oh it's Jack

i think he wants you to touch his dick

so you want me to touching dick

is that what it is Jack

is this Jack enough

am i jacking you enough

oh i know you gotta pull it

you got it yeah

you got to pull it

too that's Jack open the door now

isn't this jacking

this is Jack that's jacking

so it is still Jackie wolf you know

if i take this little thing and whip you in the dick with it

it is going to Jackie wouldn't believe so what is our name today

hmm

what's her name

do we have a name

yet are we thinking of it

are you thinking of it

what was we doing in the little Nation of North Korea

you know i know you weren't buying them

mcblanket they sell them i just know you don't fucking mind

you guys know how to read dog tags

well

unfortunately you're not wearing one do you know how to redop

that is this smart motherfucker getting smart

is he getting fucking smart

well

usually the big ones aren't smart

wow

the more fucking juice you take the fucking brains you have

so name you know

you ever see the movies name

social security number

they're supposed to give that one up in the pow camps

we wouldn't want you to fall off the

seat now would you yes

so what do we come up with there genius

if i tell you

i'll have to kill you well

you can try

but that isn't gonna fucking we would still like earth kill us

how Jesus kill us

work those kill us

how kill us

we're still on the jacking off part

that's right

it's squishing like jacking off

i don't know ask the pervert hey

pervert is squishing like jacking off

hmm is it the same

is it the same

hmm

i wish he talks

so we have to kill her i was kind of looking forward to that

i do love dying don't you love dying

it's my favorite past time come on

so

Mr Jack me off

what are we thinking

what are we thinking

hmm what are we thinking for a name

what are we thinking for a name

we come up with anything yet

what was we doing in North Korea

north Korea

that's North Korea

what was we doing there

maybe we was having some dim sum with this friend

Jerry over there

i had to explain this to your friend the other day you know

how torture works

we do to you

whatever we want until you tell us what we wanna know

and then we stop doing to you

whatever we want like watching him flinch yeah

i do too he's a good flincher yes

shouldn't be nervous

maybe we should get a whip out

you know we can

be nice to you

we could be your friends don't you want to be my friend oh yeah

i'm a pretty cool guy let's get to know me

answer

a few questions it's all you got to do it's not that hard fuck

we're not even talking about a few questions

we're talking one the easiest question on the plant you know

he goes anywhere in the United States he gets anything done

they're going to ask him what his name is and he's going to say

and he's going to give him a name here

we're asking what a name is and fuck

you're in the United States and guess what

we're not getting blah we're getting jacking off

that's not nice

we put you here

for a reason you want us to fucking

feel bad by putting you here

for a reason

you can't just waltz around wherever you want

again lean him back again

that's not allowed so hmm what is our little name

let's switch sides

oh

your sides a little

more damage mine's lagging

we fix that we should you haven't done any of this leg

yet no

it's like that

so we thinking

are we thinking

yet

oh we're breathing no

that's not fucking working

you don't want to know what i'm thinking

what are you thinking

啊啊啊

啊

you know it's an easy way out all you can do is talk seem

like a smart guy

you're not very good at listeners

i'm listening

i got a big ear

told you where to find his name i think well

where's the dog tags then

let's see dog tags my friend is losing patience yeah

and you know that whole killia thing

we're just gonna do that right

i can help you out all you gotta do is talk where's the dog tags

which military

which country

you speak good English

you must be American what is it

i know Geneva conventions pretty well my friend

why you not telling me

anything you're in violation

which means you're not protected

so start

talking at all this land

hey Jerry

i'm giving us a little info

we should help him

string them up like a big

oh famous words are you ready

get nervous he's shaking

yeah

wait i want to tell you something oh

this ought to be good what do you get to say cupcake

whatcha says who fuck you

oh fuck us

remember the last time you told me to go fuck myself

i think we need to fry him from the inside i think

that's a brilliant idea like that

let's see here

my mouth

oh he wants to squirm

i got him

are you fucking yourself

or us

yet oh

is it fuck ourselves or fuck him

it's whatever

we want

ah doesn't want to go in

he doesn't want to go in he wants to fight it

there you go

there you go

sweetheart you will of course let

me know when you feel this bra

i am your pilot

ride

not yet

just say you put it on full blast

you went on full blast

here we go full blast

one two three full blast

when's it gonna come that's the funny thing machines warming up

but when it comes

you're gonna know it

it's gonna hurt

so what's your name sweetheart

when's it coming pretty boy

you will of course

let me know when you feel this right

fuck you oh okay

here we go there

i don't think he's in enough paint

here we go halfway

halfway

halfway yeah yeah halfway

you start to light

come on

what did we have to tell her

i got something to tell you

what is it that you gotta tell him

fuck you what oh fuck

no you're being fucked

you're being fucked

i'mma turn this bitch up

all alone

turn this motherfucker

up all the goddamn way

i'm just gonna turn up

all the fucking way so

i run out of time

here

i can always turn the power up

let me turn the power up

turn it up

oh yeah turn the power up

yeah let's turn the power up

yeah oh see sparks

yeah let's turn the power up

huh make it sparks yeah

how are you going there

how are you going there

chica

how are you going there

sorry you got

that's all i got some more

i got some more

turn this motherfucker

up another like 30 40 knots

come on come on

come on i will bake you from the inside up

like a fucking Turkey boy

there we go

how is that

how is that

i will bake you like a Turkey

i will bake you like a Turkey

yeah

how is that

are we having a good time are

we having a good time

are we having a good time

good time

are we having a good time

so

John name

other than Jack

what's the other guy Jack

oh this guy was Jerry

he was Jerry

Jerry Jerry

Jerry yeah yeah

this is Ben and Jerry the other one was Jack

so

what is your name there huh

come on

what's your name there

what's your name

tell us here

we go one more time

what

what's your name there

buckweed i know

we'll call him buckweed

that's a good name

for buckweed looks like a buckweed

should be standing up hit him again

hit him harder oh

that's it here

we go a little more

here we go

always a little more yeah

boy

so much more to do come on

where the dog tags

your buddy was talking about

oh

that's right they're supposed to wear those

hey they're violating fucking

ucmj yeah don't you have your own little American

ucmj uniform code okay

justice shit on

that you gotta wear your dog

sag and crap all the time put one in your boots

fucking talk too much

here we go

there we go so

name boy

what you got spanky

spanky oh you want to get spanked

do you look at it

right here

spank boy

cook is nuts

cook is nuts we're cooking

we're cooking

if high as we can go

come on boy

come on name

all this is stop

all you think it's

i actually think he's starting to go out

start to claw on me

don't claw on me don't do the going out on me go

i have to wake you up

don't go out of me

come on

so

let's see what else should we do to this now

i love him hanging here like this

like a fucking rat hanging

like a fucking rat oh no

you know he looks like a fish yeah you know

you're gonna pier

you see a fish hanging up that looks like a fish

you got a gun look

i got a fishing license too so you got a name yet there junior

maybe this time when i sleep or am i killing

i won't let go you should maybe this time when i sleep for you

let me figure something out

you got this

yeah i think we got this our system just picked up

as a facial recognition from an image of him at boot camp

his wife just friended me on Facebook

i don't think there'll be a problem

hey there Billy

it's not Billy

we're William sergeant Logan

wife Marie two daughters live in Rockville

Maryland you got a dog named Rex i know of all about you

i know everything about you you want to know why

some cia bullshit what's bullshit is that

i have to blow my cover

because you shitheads fucked up a black ops operation well

in case you haven't noticed my friends are getting rather

desperate

and if you don't go out there and tell them your life story

we're all gonna fucking die

good good i give more Intel for cia every week

than you shitheads do your entire life

now

i am not going to die

because some fucking sergeant

screwed up about the 38th parallel now

here's the offer you go out there and spill your guts

and i promise you

you will not be seen as a traitor

your family will be well compensated

the cia takes care of these things

is that the best you guys got

or or i can leave quiet through the back door you both ugi joes

and i slow horrible painful deaths

and maybe maybe i'll visit rockville

Maryland and pay your wife a little visit

though i i doubt your daughters

would like you very much eat you

me too so what's your decision

okay

the mission wasn't the new plant

or by on Yang

the mission was to determine the location of a bunch of torture

for hires get caught

and then transmit their location to command using a transmitter

into hollowtooth

and let me guess

you have trouble sending out the signal

we have signal disruptors all over the place

your other prisoner sent it back through a series of inaudible

tones higher at the range of human hearing

written onto a dbd that the torture sent to the cia

as some sort of sick calling card

you lose

well played well

i'm sorry i will not get to see you finally die

but

perhaps

i will visit your wife in rockville

tell her all the gory details