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- We're not open yet. - Sorry.

I don't know where you think you are,

but I'm pretty sure

you've missed the aisle

you're supposed to be walkin' down

by about a block or so.

You just have to let me hide here for a few minutes, please.

Hide you from whom?

Them!

The guys in the penguin suits?

Who are they?

They're the reason I'm not getting married today.

- What? - They're the Groomsmen.

[♪]

- Oh, no, I don't-- - I do,

especially when I can feel

somebody's story comin' on.

- [quaffs shot] - [bangs glass down]

Now, let's take it from the top.

What's this all about?

Well...

the funny thing is,

it all started with a wedding.

[gentle piano music plays nearby]

[elevator bell dings]

Of course. All right.

Let's keep him in the hospital overnight,

but if there's any change,

give me a call...

and give him some ice cream, if he wants.

It seems to work like magic on nine-year-olds.

[nurse] Will do, Dr. McGuire.

All right, listen, I gotta go.

I still gotta try

to hang myself with this tie.

[nurse] Good luck, Doctor.

Okay. Talk to you later.

Ooh, ooh! Gosh!

I am so sorry. I'm so sorry.

No, it's my fault. I wasn't paying attention.

Uh...

I'm sorry, um, this is you,

and that's me.

Thank you. [chuckles anxiously]

I need this. It's got my speech on it.

Oh, you're giving a speech?

Wow. Didn't even know you were nominated.

[laughing]

I'm Hannah's maid of honor,

and I'm a nervous wreck.

Public speaking's not my thing.

Do you--

you want some help with that?

Oh, uh... yes.

Sure, thanks.

You know, this would be much easier

with one of those pre-tied ones, but--

- ...That would be cheating. - ...That would be cheating.

[chuckling]

I just picture everybody sitting in their pajamas.

- Excuse me? - You know--

when I have to talk to a crowd of people,

I just picture my kids in their paja--

I mean, my patients-- I don't have any kids.

I won't-- I w-would like kids, um,

I just don't have any right now,

but I-I picture me reading a story to them,

and it's bedtime, and--

[exhales awkwardly]

This is sounding a lot more complicated--

- [both chuckling] - ...than I meant it to be.

I'm sorry.

Um, there. How's that?

Perfect.

Yeah?

Thank you.

Sure.

So how do you know Hannah?

Her brother's one of my best friends.

You know Danny-- the baseball player?

His official title is "Assistant Pitching Coach".

Mm. So what do you think he's gonna talk about in there?

Probably something about the goat.

[chuckles] So, then, Hannah looks at us

and the camp mascot

we had just kidnapped from the other cabin, and goes,

"I was talking to the goat."

[laughter and applause]

- Where's your date? - She canceled.

She don't like weddings?

She doesn't like me.

She said I'm too organized,

and I don't like taking chances.

- What'd you say? - Nothing.

I didn't want to take the chance.

Oh... you kept us out of trouble that day,

just like you've been keeping me, Pete,

and Jackson out of trouble our entire lives.

Not always successfully, I might add.

- [laughter] - Okay, maybe not.

And me?

Well...

you got stuck with the job of raising me,

and you're still

the best big sister a guy could ask for.

- [guests applauding] - Thank you.

[Danny] Wyatt, I could say

that you're lucky to be marrying my sister,

and Milo, I could say

that you're lucky to be getting Hannah as a stepmom,

but in all honesty...

I feel like I'm the lucky one--

to get to have both of you become part of the family.

So...

a toast--

to my sister, Hannah,

my new nephew, Milo,

and my new brother-in-law, Wyatt.

Welcome to the team.

So, without further ado,

I'd like to introduce to you

the maid of honor--

Dr. Chelsea Markham.

- [crowd applauding] - Thank you.

Hi. I'm Chelsea.

And... [words catch]

[inhales sharply]

Uh, and my phone just died--

...with-- [thumps phone down]

...my speech on it,

so, I guess I'll--

ahem--

just have to...

wing it.

Pajamas.

So-- let me tell you about my friend, Hannah...

[squealing]

[laughter and applause]

[clinking]

Hey, there you are.

I was getting ready to send out a search party.

Had a patient emergency.

- [phone rings] - Oh, sorry.

Excuse me.

Mm.

Tell me again why Zack's not more than

just your plus-one at these things?

Zack? He's my business manager,

and he's my friend.

He's known Hannah forever,

and his boyfriend's out of town, so I brought him as my plus-one,

and we're gonna talk about business over a slice of cake,

so it's a tax write-off.

- [Pete chuckles] - Smart, huh?

Dad, if I'm going to spend the whole weekend with you,

you've gotta let me go

and catch up with my friends once in a while, okay?

- Yeah. - Uncle Pete,

will you please tell my father

that I'm at a very impressionable age,

and this kind of overprotective behavior

could give me, a child of divorce,

insecurity issues as an adult.

Hmm?

Where did she learn that?

One of my clients' social media videos.

[chuckling] Good luck.

Hey, Betty!

I saved you my piece of cake if you want it.

[Betty] Oh, no. Yeah, no thanks.

All the sugar gives me a headache.

Excuse me.

That's my girl.

Sorry, Milo.

15's a tough age, pal.

Yeah.

Not mad at that.

[chuckling]

[♪]

[♪]

Uh... what's going on?

That's right! You've never seen the Danny, Pete, & Jackson Show!

The what?

♪ Shake it Shake your groove thing ♪

♪ Shake your groove thing Shake it... ♪

So... Todd, how's the wife and kids?

Everybody good?

Everybody healthy?

Good.

I'm sorry.

♪ Shake your groove thing Yeah... ♪

Hey!

Danny, it's coming your way, baby!

Oh!

Ooh, yeah!

♪ Shake your groove thing Yeah... ♪

Are we really still doing this?

Forever!

Five! Six! Seven! Eight!

♪ Let's show the world we can dance ♪

♪ Bad enough to strut our stuff ♪

♪ The music gives us a chance... ♪

They started doing this

when they met at summer camp when they were kids.

They've been best friends ever since.

[♪]

♪ Groovin' loose ♪

♪ Or heart-to-heart ♪

♪ We put in motion every single part ♪

♪ Funky sounds ♪

♪ Wall to wall ♪

♪ We're bumpin' booties ♪

♪ Havin' us a ball, y'all ♪

♪ Shake your groove thing Shake your groove thing ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah... ♪

Ho! Ho!

♪ Show 'em how we do it now! ♪

[applause]

I really think you should stay off the Internet.

We'll run a full allergy panel when I return on Monday.

Okay, bye.

I've had those calls.

Ah.

It's a patient who keeps coughing after he eats.

Maybe a mild dysphasia.

Or a hypersensitivity pneumonitis.

Oh?

Thanks for the second opinion, Doctor.

Thank you.

Here's to not talking shop.

[clink]

You were great in there.

]

I wasn't expecting choreography with my wedding cake.

Thank you. [chuckles]

You were great, too.

The speech, I mean.

[chuckles]

- [slow dance music starts] - Oh...

I love this song.

We could dance?

Oh... that's--

that's okay.

I feel the same about dancing as I do public speaking.

Okay.

Well, what if we stay in here?

Nobody's watching.

♪ ...He's crazy ♪

♪ He's crazy... ♪

Pete's found a new friend.

When am I gonna meet your new boyfriend?

The criminal?

Dad, I can dance on my own two feet, you know.

- Just humor me, okay? - Okay.

[Pete] Tell me about your clinic.

Oh, it's a...

small private family foundation that I help run.

In other words,

you're actually trying to make a difference in the world?

Well, you're a pediatrician.

You must get the same feeling?

There are good days...

and bad days.

I think the trick is to try to remember the good ones.

I'd love to see your clinic.

Where are you located?

In Varna.

Varna. Varna?

Where's Varna?

On the Bulgarian coast.

Eastern Europe.

Eastern... Europe?

Mm-hmm.

Like the other side of the world "Eastern Europe"?

Yeah.

I've lived there almost three years now.

And you came all this way?

Well...

Hannah and I have been best friends since college,

so... couldn't miss her wedding.

Well...

I'm very glad you did.

Me too.

[♪]

Where's Zack?

I don't know-- he said something

about the Japanese stock market opening,

and my eyes glazed over.

That checks out.

Hey, have you seen Chelsea anywhere?

Uh, she's with Pete.

Okay, so where's Pete?

Thought you three were joined at the hip.

[quiet background chatter, indistinct]

Oh...

[♪]

Mm! This is delicious.

You just need the right mustard.

None of that yellow stuff.

You need spicy and sweet.

[chuckles]

You have to respect the Philly pretzel.

I can tell you really love this city.

Look over there.

Right... there.

That's "CHOP"--

the children's hospital where I interned,

and now I run the fourth floor.

I'd love to see it sometime.

Well, we can go there tomorrow.

I could come by and pick you up,

and we could--

Oh, sorry, but...

I have to fly out in the morning.

Oh...

Yeah, my-- my flight's in 11-and-a-half hours, actually.

[chuckles]

I was on borrowed time just coming here for this.

I should have mentioned it earlier.

No. No problem.

You've got responsibilities. I get it.

We should keep in touch.

Absolutely. Let's do that.

Um, Hannah has my email, so...

- Oh, okay. - Yeah.

- Good. Good. - Yeah.

We're not really gonna stay in touch, are we?

[chuckles softly]

I'd like to think we were going to try.

Yeah.

Me too.

Well...

it was nice to meet you, Dr. Pete.

Nice meeting you, Dr. Chelsea.

[smooch]

[♪]

Are you kidding me?

You didn't get her phone number?

She doesn't even live here!

Will you go easy on the man?

He has a hard enough time

getting a date with women in his own zip code.

I got you.

Ha!

Beat that score, Betty Monster!

[smack]

You're competing with a 13-year-old.

If I lost on purpose,

she would never talk to me again.

Your daughter's got integrity, Jackson.

Probably picked it up from hanging out with me.

"MLB"--

Major League Baseball?

Really, Uncle Danny? Kind of obvious.

The point is,

this is the first woman in recent history

that you've had even the slightest connection with,

and you're just gonna let her go?

I don't exactly have much of a choice in the situation.

'Course you do.

Well?

We're waiting.

Have you never heard of a long-distance relationship?

Only from people who have tried them

and failed.

Yeah, but what about you?

What about me?

Wait, wait, wait. No, no.

I get it.

He means, what about "you," you?

Pete McGuire...

the guy who color codes his sock drawer,

the guy who organizes the leftovers in his fridge

in alphabetical order.

It's important to know where things are.

You've gotta get out of your comfort zone.

If there is anyone

that can make a long-distance relationship work,

it's you.

Okay. What if she's not interested, hmm?

What if

she was just being nice to a guy she met at a wedding?

Maybe... but there's only one way to find out.

You gotta step up to the plate...

take a swing.

What Danny is trying to say with his usual sports analogy

is that you

need to get down to that hotel

before she checks out this morning,

and you need to tell her

that you have never felt about anybody

the way you feel about her...

that, from the moment you laid eyes on her,

she is all that you've been able to think about,

and that, no matter where she is in the world,

she's always gonna be in your heart.

Would you write that down for me?

No, we gotta go.

Uh, come on, Betty Monster!

Wait, where are we going?

To save your Uncle Pete's heart!

What happened?

[traffic droning]

[keys clacking]

I'm sorry, it appears

Ms. Markham has already checked out.

Okay, well, hold on.

Do you know which airline she's on?

Oh, I'm afraid I couldn't possibly divulge

the personal information

of one of our valued--oh!

There she is, just there, getting into that cab.

Oh! Chelsea!

Chel-- Oh! Whoa, whoa.

Ch-Chelsea!

[exhales]

Why are you still standing here?

What am I supposed to do? Go running after the cab?

- [trio] Yes! - Oh!

[shouting] Hey!

Wait!

Who knew he could run so fast?

Wait!

What are we watching?

Our friend is just chasing, uh...

you.

Oh! Hi.

- Hi. - Oh.

Oh! Oh, Pete!

- Petey! - Pe-e-e-e-ete!

[Betty giggles]

Mm... mm!

Here...

have some more.

Ah! Thank you.

[chuckles] Mm.

Oo-ee, that cab really picked up some speed at the end, right?

Picked up some speed at the end?

You marathon-running fool, look at you.

Yeah, you did.

I guess my cardiovascular

isn't as good as I thought it was.

You might want to see a doctor.

I think he'd like to-- one in particular.

Hey, Dad! There is something in the gift shop

that I wanted to show you.

Yeah, okay. Can it wait?

It can't.

I need to show it to you, too, Uncle Danny!

- What? - Now!

- Oh, yeah. - Oh! Yes.

There's something in the gift shop.

Gift shop? Gift shop! Right this way.

Are you sure that you're okay?

Yes, yes. I'm fine.

Just not used to, uh...

chasing things, I guess.

Well, that makes two of us. I'm not used to being chased.

I find that hard to believe.

[both chuckle]

You know, I really did enjoy our time together last night.

So did I.

You connected me--

No, wait.

I meant, um...

I felt like

my eyes were the only things that could think of you--

Wait, no.

Whatever heart is in your world,

I would be with it.

[stammers awkwardly] I'm sorry.

Can I-- Can I just talk to Jackson real quick

for a minute? I--

[laughs] It's okay. It's okay, I get it.

And...

I feel the same way.

It's just...

we live on opposite sides of the world,

and I really don't know what to do about that.

Yeah. Neither do I, I guess,

but...

I do know this--

I don't want you to be this beautiful, smart,

charming, funny, interesting woman

that I met at a wedding,

and then never saw again.

[concierge] Excuse me?

- Miss Markham? - Yes?

Your car is here.

Thank you.

Give me your phone.

Uh...

[♪]

[shutter snaps]

[both chuckling]

You know this probably isn't going to work out

between us, right?

Right. Probably.

But what if it does?

I can't believe I'm actually saying this, but...

...isn't it a chance worth taking?

[chuckling]

[smooch]

Walk me out?

Sure.

[♪]

That's a great shot.

You look almost life-like!

Mm-hmm.

Aw, look how cute you guys are.

Did you text her yet?

What? No!

We just said goodbye this morning.

Don't wait too long,

otherwise she's gonna think you're not interested.

But you can't do it too soon,

or she's gonna think you're desperate.

Didn't know there were such strict rules.

That's why you're still single.

To be fair, we're all still single.

Although you don't exactly qualify

because of the D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

Uncle Danny, I'm 13.

I can spell.

So... how long should I wait?

Well, I would say

anything over two hours indicates

that you are not planning to pursue the situation.

But anything under an hour is pretty much a red flag.

I think the sweet spot

is right around the 88-minute mark.

I concur.

88 minutes says that you are...

confident, independent,

- but definitely interested. - [phone chimes]

Uncle Pete, you got a text.

Thank you.

"Just boarded.

Really great to meet you.

Talk soon."

It's from Chelsea.

[chuckling]

What time did she leave?

88 minutes ago.

[♪]

Okay...

so did he text her back?

[Bride, Elizabeth] He sure did.

Right away.

[text alert chimes]

[text alert chimes]

And then she texted him back.

[Pete chuckles]

And he texted her back.

[♪]

[text alert chimes]

[♪]

It wasn't long before they graduated to phone calls.

I mean, I don't like doing lap choles on teenagers,

but this kid's gallbladder had to go.

[Chelsea, gasping] No, that's too much flour!

Are you baking?

I didn't know you baked.

No. No, I don't.

I just like watching other people do it.

I love the drama.

You laugh, you cry.

You cry watching baking shows?

[laughs]

[tearfully] He took it out of the oven too soon!

[sobs]

See?

It's like Romeo and Juliet, but with cake.

Yeah!

Why would he do that?

[popcorn crunches]

[Elizabeth] But then, one day,

everything changed.

[text alert chimes]

[chuckles]

Wait, you're gonna do a video date with Chelsea?

Yeah, it's going to be our first time.

What?

What's with the looking?

- Petey? - Yeah?

You know anything about a first-date video call?

- Uh... - When is this

- supposed to happen? - Tonight. 6:00.

Doesn't give us much time, Daniel.

Wh-- What do you mean?

We've got a lot of work to do.

- Let's go, big boy. Let's go. - No, wait. No, wa-wait, wait!

Okay.

[Jackson] This is the first time

you and Chelsea are gonna be seeing each other face-to-face

since the wedding.

The boat!

[Jackson] She remembers you

from the last time you were together...

...and the fact

that you're still talking to each other--

that means she's holding on to that memory.

So if this relationship is going to go anywhere...

you have to be as good as,

if not better than

the last time she saw you.

Yeah.

[doorbell chimes]

[Jackson] But don't worry, buddy--

because I've sent reinforcements.

Not bad...

Wha--

[thump]

Uh, I'm sorry... can I help you?

Actually, I'm the one who's gonna help you.

[chuckles awkwardly] Okay.

Um, who are you?

I'm Celeste.

Jackson sent me here.

I'm one of his most successful influencers.

My makeup videos have more than 4 million followers.

Wait.

Makeup?

[storm raging]

[ticking]

[ticking]

[exhales nervously]

[chuckles]

[clears throat]

[clock ticking]

Okay.

[video call initiates, ringing]

["call declined" whooshes]

[hits key]

[video call initiates]

[declined-call whoosh]

[incoming text chimes]

[beep]

[Danny] "I'm sorry.

This isn't working.

I can't."

And then she blocked me,

like I was trying to renew her car warranty.

Okay, well, maybe she's just going through some stuff.

Yeah! It's not about you.

It's about her. Probably.

I had a feeling this was too good to be true.

Thanks anyway, guys.

Petey...

the important thing

is that you went outside of your comfort zone

for a change.

Yeah, give yourself some credit.

You took a chance.

Yeah.

I took a chance.

Later, guys.

[both sighing]

[phone ringing]

[bemused chuckle]

Hi.

Hi! Hi. Did I wake you up?

Me? No.

No, I was-- I was just, um... snoring.

[chuckles]

How are you?

Oh, I'm good. I'm good. I'm better now.

We had

an Internet outage last night after the storm,

and I couldn't get online to talk to you.

I'm sorry.

Oh...

Sure, uh, no problem.

Did you get my text message?

Our cell service was out, too.

[chuckles softly]

That's what you meant

when you said it wasn't working for you.

Yeah. What did you think I meant?

[chuckles] Nothing.

Nothing at all.

Well, it's-- it's nice to see you.

I look a mess, I'm sure.

No, you look great.

So do you.

So what's new?

[Kate] I'm glad they finally got that figured out!

[Elizabeth] All they had to do now

was see each other again.

What about the 25th?

I can't do that.

The doctor we're bringing in to help run the clinic

doesn't get in till the week after that,

but I can do the following Friday.

I've got an adenoidectomy scheduled,

and it took a month to get a slot.

Maybe next month?

I can do the second weekend.

[sighing wearily]

I've got performance reviews at the board.

I have to spend the weekend with my team prepping for that.

What about...

the weekend after that?

Thank you.

They're installing a new roof on the long-term care ward,

so I have to be here to help move patients.

Okay...

what about the month after that?

Can you even plan that far in advance?

[chuckles softly] Probably not.

Me neither.

So...

What are we going to do?

[♪]

[guests] Yay!

[cheering and applauding]

[festive banter, indistinct]

[♪]

Chelsea says you two are staying in touch.

Any chance you're gonna get together again?

Well, we've been trying,

but with our schedules,

I just don't know how we're gonna do it.

Oh, well, you are the king of planning.

I'm sure something will work out.

[phone chiming]

- [beep] - Hey!

Hi.

I wasn't expecting to hear from you today.

Well, I heard you were celebrating Milo,

and I thought we could wish him a happy birthday together.

Wait!

Where are you?

[chuckles]

Surprise!

Look at you!

[laughs]

Ah! Get it off of me! Get it off me!

It's just a spider, Uncle Danny!

I hate spiders!

Get it off!

[chuckling]

Are you watching me chew?

[laughs] I'm sorry.

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact

that you're actually here.

Mm. Well, I wish I had a longer layover,

but... conference is on Monday,

and I got the latest flight out to San Francisco I could.

We have the day.

So, what do you want to do?

Something very important.

[chuckles] Like...?

I want to go on a date with you.

[chuckles] Okay.

Like a real date.

It's been over three months since we met,

and I think it's about time.

Okay, Dr. Markham, let me check my schedule.

Yes! [laughs]

Okay, you pick the place?

Meet at my hotel at 7:00?

7:00. It's a date.

It's a date.

[both chuckle]

Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!

[Pete chuckles]

[Pete] I'm sorry, but what's wrong with my clothes?

With all due respect,

and keeping in mind that I'm one of your best friends

and I love you,

you dress like a high-school guidance counselor,

and since this is your first official date,

you need to put some serious thought into...

whatever this is.

It's just dinner.

Are you kidding?

It's the semifinals!

If Chelsea means to you as much as you say she does,

then this is gonna be

the most important game of your life.

I love your sports analogies.

Help!

[♪]

[♪]

[♪]

Wait!

What does this have to do with Pete and Chelsea?

I'll get to that in a minute.

First, we have to go back to the hotel.

Room 713.

I beg your pardon--

aren't you the gentleman from a few months ago?

The one with the breathing problem?

[chuckles] Oh. Yeah. Hi.

How are you?

Very well, thank you.

Just visiting, or are you here to race another cab?

[Pete chuckles] Um...

[♪]

Wow!

Are you ready for dinner?

I have never been more ready for dinner in my entire life.

Please.

[♪]

[exhales]

L'amour, l'amour...

toujours, l'amour.

[flap]

Oh, thanks.

This is a very nice restaurant.

Thank you.

It's ranked one of the top three spots in town.

Jackson had to sell a kidney to get us a table.

[louder] Uh... well, tell him I said thank you,

and stay away from salty foods.

[both chuckling]

[louder, over guitar] That's a very beautiful dress.

- Thanks. - Yeah.

I really like your suit.

- [water pouring] - Thank you.

Would you like some bread?

I'm all right.

You know, I always think you can judge a place

by the bread. Thank you.

[♪]

How is it?

- [guitarist continues] - Hmm?

The bread?

Good. Fresh! Really fresh!

[♪]

Would you like some bread?

I already asked you that, sorry.

Is this weird for you?

A little bit.

After talking online...

for so long,

I find it strange

actually sitting across the table from you.

Yeah.

So what's your favorite thing on the menu?

I don't know.

I've actually, uh, never been to this restaurant before.

- [guitarist returns] - Um, never?

No.

[raising voice] I just wanted to take you somewhere nice.

Somewhere, um...

- [strumming] - ...special.

[chuckling awkwardly]

[♪]

Do you...

[raises voice] Do you want to get out of here?

You don't like it here?

No, it's-it's great.

[♪]

It just...

I wanted to go somewhere that was special to you.

Sure, sure.

Good.

[♪]

[Pete] Now, there's two Philly classics--

a hoagie and a cheesesteak...

smothered in Cheez Whiz.

[chuckles]

My parents had a certain idea of fine cuisine, so...

I didn't get a lot of stuff like this growing up.

Mm. Actually, me neither.

My mom's big into organic sunflower leaves and tofu,

so I used to have to smuggle hoagies into the house

in my gym bag.

[laughing]

Are you and she close?

I love my mom.

But...?

Well, she's kind of a free spirit, you know?

And that could be a bit challenging.

I didn't have a lot of rules growing up,

so I kind of had to make my own.

Mm. I had nothing but rules,

but the older I get,

the smarter my parents seem to be.

I'd like to meet them sometime.

- This is so good. - [chuckles]

[♪]

[Chelsea] Oh, full moon.

[Pete] Yeah.

It's been kind of keeping me company the last three months.

What do you mean?

Well...

I look up there, and I see it,

and I know

that it's the same moon that you're looking at,

and it makes me feel like we're...

maybe not so far apart.

Pete.

Yeah, I know.

Cheesy, right?

No.

No, it's not.

I, um... I have a confession.

Okay?

I didn't arrange my layover just to see you.

I actually...

I also came to say goodbye.

What? I--

This long-distance thing,

it's not fair to either one of us.

Chelsea, don't make this decision--

No, let me finish.

That's what I came here to do,

but...

after being with you just even for one day, I...

I'm not sure how we do this,

but I know

that I want to keep doing it.

- [exhales in relief] - I want us

to figure out a way to make this work...

if you want to.

I know where to start.

[♪]

[Kate] Oh...

a kiss under the full moon?

So, obviously, things were working out for them after all.

That's what Pete thought--

but what he didn't know

was that Chelsea decided to get a second opinion .

Seems to me like you only really have two choices.

Either you leave your clinic or he leaves the hospital,

and neither one of those is an option.

So what do you think we should do?

[Elizabeth] But Pete decided to get

a third and fourth opinion of his own.

Okay, I know there's no reason for it,

and it's completely illogical,

and it does not make any sense--

You just described every romance in history.

But she leaves in less than eight hours,

and I do not want to let her go.

Have either one of you mentioned the word "love"?

"Love"? No.

We're not there yet.

Definitely not there yet!

Whatever you do, do not be the first to say it.

Why?

Because there are no three words

more terrifying--

...To the male of a species

than "I love you."

It sends them running for the hills.

Oh, no. Pete's not like that.

Chelsea's not like that.

Maybe not, but if you say it first

and she's not ready to say it back,

it could throw the whole relationship off-balance.

So... when was the first time you said it to Tricia?

Probably about six months in.

Okay. And what happened?

Well, we're divorced, aren't we?

[scoffs] What about you?

Please!

When I was in my 20s, I said "I love you" all the time.

Look, just take it slow.

Chelsea's an amazing woman,

but you can't force these things.

If it happens, it happens, and if not...

[♪]

Right. [chuckles]

I've never been to San Francisco.

Oh, it's a beautiful city.

Has the Ferry Building,

Fisherman's Wharf,

and when the sun sets,

it reflects off the Golden Gate Bridge, and...

that makes everything look like you're in a dream.

You sure you don't want me to come to the airport with you?

You have patients waiting for you.

Aw, they're young. They'll keep!

[laughing]

Thank you.

- For what? - For not giving up on us.

What's a few thousand miles?

Oh, 5,795, to be exact.

[chuckling]

Pete, I, um...

Yeah. Me too.

I, um...

[♪]

Bye.

Goodbye.

[♪]

[Kate] He chased the cab again, didn't he?

- [Elizabeth] Yep. - [Pete wheezing]

Perhaps the gentleman

should consider some sort of fitness program.

I'm... I'm so sorry, but I have to go.

I'm gonna miss my plane.

[wheezing]

I... I...

[blurting] I love you!

I love you.

[laughs]

I love you, too.

[laughing]

[spectators applauding]

[♪]

Now what do we do?

[sighing]

So? What did they do?

Chelsea went back home to her clinic,

and Pete went back to work,

but they kept texting and emailing and video chatting

and basically doing everything they could to be together,

until one day,

when Danny and Jackson got a message from Pete.

What's up?

Hey, guys. I need your help.

Is that--

Hold on.

Are those...

engagement rings?

Are you at a...

Oh, yeah,

and I can't decide which one.

Wow. Wait. A-Are you going to propose to Chelsea?

Yeah.

After four months?

Why does that make a difference?

Well...

maybe because she lives on the other side of the world,

and you've only ever been in the same room together

for less than 72 hours.

I've had longer head colds.

Really?

[Danny] There's kind of like a minimum rule for engagement.

I mean, don't you think

you kinda, maybe, sorta

might be

rushing into something a little too soon?

Wait, I'm sorry.

Weren't you the one who told me

that a long-distance relationship

is a good idea in the first place?

Well, yeah, but--

But what?

We just want to make sure you know what you're doing.

I thought you'd be happy for me.

- We are! - A hundred percent!

Well, thanks for your help, guys.

Thanks a lot.

- Hey, Petey-- - Wait--

So, um...

what else have you got?

All right, Mr. McGuire,

here you are-- first-class seat 2A.

- What? - [box snaps shut]

Wait, this can't be right.

My ticket's for economy.

Well, it looks like you've been upgraded.

- [loudly clearing throat] - Ahem!

- Ahh... - Ah.

You guys did this?

Think of it as an early engagement gift.

And an apology.

Get in here. Come on! I'm sorry.

[laughing] You guys don't have to apologize.

Yes, we do. We were out of line.

I mean, you two may live in different time zones,

but you're perfect for each other.

Thank you.

I don't know what I'd do without you guys.

Okay, get outta here!

I'm sure Chelsea can't wait to see ya.

Hey, that's the best part--

she doesn't even know I'm coming.

- What? - Yeah.

This time, I'm surprising her.

Tch!

[Pete chuckles smugly]

Why do I feel like that's a bad idea?

Because it is.

Horrible!

[Bulgarian folk theme plays]

[♪]

It's for my girlfriend.

I'm gonna propose.

No?

Um...

girlfriend, propose...

marry?

[humming "The Wedding March"]

You don't--

Oh!

Could somebody grab the, uh-- oh, excuse me!

Could somebody grab that little box for--

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Ex-- Excuse me, I'm so sorry. That box!

Hey, uh, could somebody--

The box right there, could somebody--

Oh, so sorry. My fault.

The box, could some--

Excuse me. I am so sorry.

- [bang] - Oh! I'm good, I'm good!

Um...

Y'all, the-- ah!

[grunting] That box!

I'm so sorry, so, so-- sorry, sir.

Excuse me, excuse me.

I'm so sorry! Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Agh!

Come on!

[sighing]

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Excuse me...

Just gotta get this. I just...

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Oh! Oh.

Ahh...

No.

No!

Ahh!

[officer speaking Bulgarian]

[phone ringing]

Hi!

[chuckles]

Uh, Pete, wait. Slow down.

I can't understand what you're saying.

Where are you?

Where?

- Mr. McGuire? - Yes?

Have you been to Bulgarian prison before?

Wait! Why would I--

- Pete! - Oh!

What are you doing here?

You know this man, Dr. Markham?

Yes. This is my boyfriend. W-- What's the problem?

Your "boyfriend"

breached airport security

and entered the restricted area.

What?

It was just an accident.

I dropped something on the carousel,

and I was just trying to get it back.

Are you done?

[thwap]

Normally...

in a situation like this,

we would press charges.

But... since it's you, Dr. Markham,

I think a... a warning will suffice.

Thank you so much. I'm so sorry about this.

- Pete, let's go. - Okay.

[sternly] This time.

This time, right. Thank you.

- Okay. - Okay, right.

- Oh, wait, wait, wait. - Let's go.

Okay, but--

Thank you.

So what did you drop that was so important?

Okay, so here's the thing--

[officer] Dr. Markham, wait, please!

Uh, we found this in the offloading area.

[Pete exhales deeply]

Pete?

Okay.

This isn't exactly the way that I wanted to do this,

but...

...Chelsea Markham,

will you marry me?

Peter McGuire!

[both chuckling]

This is, by far,

the most ridiculous thing you've ever done.

You are in a foreign country.

You were just arrested.

Uh...

You barely know me!

Right.

But what's more romantic than that?

[laughing]

Yes.

- Yes? - Yes! I'll marry you!

[laughing]

[people applauding]

[Kate] Wait.

I thought you said this wasn't a good idea.

Sounds like it worked out fine.

Not quite.

See, Pete still had to meet Chelsea's parents,

but more importantly,

Chelsea's parents had to meet him.

[♪]

[Pete] So this is a low-key meeting with your parents?

Yes.

And they're going to love you as much as I do.

But...

It hasn't even been 24 hours yet,

and we're already breaking up?

No!

[chuckles] No.

But do you mind holding onto it?

I just-- I wanted them to meet you first,

and I'm not sure how well they're going to take it

when they find out that we're already engaged.

Should I be worried?

Of course not!

It's just a quiet little lunch to get to know you.

Nothing to be worried about at all.

[all, shouting] Surprise!

[Pete, hushed] "Quiet little lunch"?

- [Chelsea laughs] - Hi.

Hi!

That lovely man at the airport called your father.

You certainly didn't give us much notice,

so we had to just... throw together something casual.

♪ Mm! ♪ How about some champagne?

Huh.

[♪]

Have you set the date yet?

Uh, no, we're still trying to figure out

where, or when, the wedding--

So, when are you planning on relocating here?

Um, I hadn't really thought about it,

but I was thinking maybe a little around--

No, no. Everyone does a July wedding.

How about mid-August, early-September?

Oh, I think Pete and I would

just like to think about it for a while.

We don't want to make any decisions just yet.

Oh, no, Chelsea won't be moving back to America.

I'll put some feelers out for you

at a few of the local hospitals.

Awesome. Great.

Don't take too long, darling.

All the best places'll be gone.

Now, your father and I were married in Greece.

The weather was divine.

Greece...

And you two are gonna need somewhere to live,

and I've got just the place.

Oh--

We've got a beautiful property, north side of the city.

The views are spectacular!

Mr. Markham, thank you so much, but--

What's this "Mr. Markham" nonsense?

Call me Grant!

You'll have to get started on the guest list right away.

We'll keep it small...

under 500 people.

Oh...

[dryly] Wow. Barely any room for the King.

The King!

What a wonderful idea.

He's always so much fun at parties.

[sighing]

How are you holding up?

I'll be honest--

it's a little overwhelming.

Your dad has the next 10 years all planned out for me.

[chuckling awkwardly]

And Mom already has the wedding invitations engraved.

Sorry.

I should've told you about them before we got here.

No, it's okay.

It's only been four months.

You know, I'm sure there's a lot we haven't told each other yet.

Not too much, I hope?

We still have some things to figure out.

Like the rest of our lives together!

It's all happening so fast.

[chuckles]

Are you sure you're ready for this?

Absolutely.

A-Are you?

[spoon tapping on glass]

[Grant] Attention!

Attention, everybody!

If I may,

I'd like to propose a toast

to my beautiful daughter, Chelsea,

and her new fiancé...

Paul.

- "Paul"? - It can't get worse.

It's "Peter," dear.

Peter! Sorry. Sorry.

Here's to your love, your happiness,

and the biggest, most extravagant wedding

this family has ever seen!

- [chuckling awkwardly] - Cheers.

Have you two decided

where you'd like to have the big event?

- Well, actually-- - [words catch]

...We were thinking more along the lines of a small event.

Small?

Yes. You know...

a little private ceremony,

just us, a few people,

on the beach.

The... "beach"?

You mean... with sand?

Y...

uh...

yes?

And how did her parents take that?

Um...

- [sobbing] - [indistinct consolations]

[Jane weeps]

[high heels clopping away]

Your mother will be fine.

It'll just take a little while.

[Jane] Grant!

[Grant inhales sharply]

We'll talk to you later.

Did you have to say

we wanted to get married on a beach?

I thought you wanted to get married on the beach?

I do!

That doesn't mean you have to tell my mother.

[Jane cries out] The beach!

They didn't take it well.

Not well at all.

[Kate] Wait. What's wrong

with gettin' married on a beach?

The problem wasn't the beach.

The problem was Chelsea's mother.

She had this vision for her daughter's wedding.

She wanted everything to be picture-perfect,

and a beach wasn't part of her plan.

[♪]

Please don't hate me.

[chuckling]

So what did they do?

They compromised.

It took a while,

but they found a beach...

right beside a five-star hotel.

Dearly beloved,

friends and family,

we are gathered here today

in this beautiful place

to celebrate the joining

of two beautiful people.

- Blah, blah, blah! - [Pete laughs]

And, at that moment in the ceremony,

I will ask, "Who is giving the bride away?"

[Danny] Pete! Pete!

We're here.

Sorry we're late. Totally not my fault!

Uncle Pete!

You made it!

Barely.

These two have been arguing

since we got on the plane 12 hours ago. Sorry.

Um, it was 10 hours and 18 minutes.

Don't let your business manager book

the cheapest-available flights.

It literally took us three connections and a yak cart

- to get here. - [bag thumps down]

I hate to interrupt,

but we're in the middle of a rehearsal here.

Oh! We are sorry.

Are these people even on the guest list?

- Where do you want us? - Yeah.

Well, that depends.

Who are you?

Oh, they're my groomsmen.

- That's right, buddy. - [Pete laughs]

And you must be the flower girl?

"Flower person."

[Danny and Jackson snap]

Of course.

If we could just have you line up here--

best man next to the groom.

- Yeah. - Of course.

No problem.

- Good job. - There we go.

- What are you doing? - What are you doing?

He said that I'm supposed to stand next to Pete.

Since when are you the best man?

[snaps] Since when are you the best man?

Guys, guys-- can we talk about this later?

Of course we can, Petey. I'm sorry.

- Thank you. - And now, the vows--

[buddies skirmishing]

Do you both have something prepared?

Yes, we do.

[chuckles awkwardly] I got-- I got it right here.

- [heels bumping] - [indistinct shushing]

Are they always this loud?

We got backups...

- right here. - [trio laughing]

Chelsea, how about you?

You do have vows, don't you?

Oh, well, I-- um...

Wrong!

[heels clopping]

This is wrong.

All this is all very, very wrong!

This is bad feng shui.

These chairs should be facing east, and...

Ew.

These colors!

[aghast] Who picked out these colors?

I did!

So sorry, Mr. Markham.

- We tried to stop her. - Excuse me,

but can we help you?

No, no, no. It's-- It's okay.

She's with me.

Hi, Mom.

[smooch]

[♪]

[Georgia] No.

No...

and...

Uh, Mom, you said you weren't even coming to the wedding.

- Did I? - Yes.

On the phone, you said

I barely knew Chelsea and I was making a big mistake.

Hmm, that does sound like me.

Anyway, this side of the hotel will be fine,

but I'm gonna need an even-numbered room

and no red furniture.

Oh, listen.

I realized I was wrong,

because my son is finally doing something he never does--

he is taking a chance,

and isn't it wonderful

to finally cast off all your fears and insecurities,

and let yourself live?

You mean it?

Of course I do, Peter.

Oh, I'm so proud of you!

And I promise,

I'll hardly be any trouble at all.

Thank you!

- "Hardly"? - Thank you.

Mom. Mom!

What does that even mean?

[cries out] Mom!

[♪]

[Georgia grunts]

[Pete sighs]

[♪]

I'll just have a cup of hot water with a lemon slice.

Thank you.

She beat her last record.

- Yeah. So good. - Yeah.

I would've thought you'd be hungry

after your long trip.

Not hungry enough

to fill my body with karmic toxicity.

I'm very careful about what I eat.

Mom!

Looks good to me.

Set a date for moving here yet, Pete?

Wait!

You're moving?

[Chelsea] Dad, we haven't decided on anything yet.

You never told us you were moving over here.

Well, they have to do something.

You certainly can't expect

to have a successful marriage by long distance.

So, are you guys all packed for your camping trip?

- Ugh! - No, okay. Calm down.

Really?

What camping trip?

It's supposed to be a surprise, Betty.

You're going camping?

I didn't know anything about a camping trip.

[Jackson] We thought, instead of a bachelor party,

it'd be nice to take your fiancé on an overnight into the woods,

for old time's sake.

They met at summer camp. Adorable, right?

Uh... you guys don't have to do that,

but thanks anyway.

I appreciate the gesture.

What?

Talk to the man.

See what you did? No!

Absolute-- we are going camping!

You are getting out in the fresh air!

So fresh.

- The sunlight! - It's hot.

- Nature! - So beautiful.

It's gonna be great!

A-And they've already paid for the campsite, so it's, uh...

Of course they did.

...Non-refundable.

That, too.

Well...

I can't keep it in any longer.

I was gonna wait till after dinner to tell you--

I have got a wedding gift for you two.

- Ah. - Oh...

Yes.

I am gonna be your officiant.

What?

I'm doing your wedding ceremony!

- You? - You?

Well, I am an ordained minister,

and I always promised my Pete

that I would, someday, perform his nuptials.

[chuckles awkwardly] But I was 11, Mom.

What about Reverend Oswitt?

Oh, I've already spoken to him.

He was very understanding.

Mom.

We need to talk about this.

Yes, of course we do, dear, and we will,

but first...

a toast!

To the happy couple!

Excuse me.

[chair scrapes floor]

Um... [clears throat]

Just... excuse me.

[chair scrapes floor]

[thumps into chair]

[crashing and banging]

You got it, Petey.

Chairs are a hazard.

Heh.

[sets chair down gently]

Yeah.

We'll just... we'll circle back to the toast.

Circle back.

[♪]

Beautiful view...

not a cloud in sight.

Well, you never know--

storms can come from out of nowhere around here.

Chels, look, I'm so sorry.

Okay? My mom, she means well, but--

It's not your mom.

It's not the guys.

It's not even my parents.

It's just everything--

your job, my job, our future...

how we're going to make this all work.

Look, that settles it, okay?

I don't have to go camping. I'm not going camping.

No. Please. Go.

Are you sure?

Yes.

Yes, I'm sure.

The last few months,

we've been so worried about being separated...

...maybe what we really need is a little time apart.

[♪]

[Kate] Okay, wait, wait.

[teacups rattling]

It's two days before their wedding,

and the bride-to-be decides

she and the groom need to spend

a little time away from each other?

That does not sound good.

No. You're right, it doesn't.

As a matter of fact,

from that moment on,

things pretty much went from "bad"

to "worse".

Water bottle, a single protein bar,

and a Swiss Army knife?

Yup! Ready for anything.

And a hammock?

Except spiders. I don't sleep on the ground.

That's all you're bringing?

Yeah, we're going camping.

It's a choice.

What do you want me to bring? A charcuterie board?

Sorry I'm late!

I had the chef make us a charcuterie board.

Love that! Let's go.

All right, babe, I have got to go.

Love you.

Oh, my gosh! It's not the Titanic!

We're just going overnight.

♪ A charcuterie board! ♪

Everything okay?

Yeah, everything's fine.

Excuse me!

We have a wedding happening in two days.

What's everyone doing standing around?

Let's go!

[♪]

So when were you planning to tell us

that you're leaving Philly?

Sorry.

I guess with all the stuff that's been happening,

it just sort of slipped my mind.

Slipped your mind? No.

Not picking up your kids from school

is something that slips your mind.

- What? - Moving across the world

and not telling your best friends is--

- [grunts] Ow! - Wait.

Does that tree look familiar to you?

Yeah.

I think we've been on this part of the trail already.

What's the map say?

I don't know. It's frozen.

Can't get any Internet.

Oh, no Internet in the middle of nowhere?

- ♪ Shocking! ♪ - So we've been

walking in circles the past two hours?

Don't worry.

Just gotta get a signal, that's all.

[animal screeching]

Did the hotel say anything about wild animals?

[insect buzzing]

At all?

Guys? Guys!

Beautiful.

Just beautiful!

[disapprovingly] Hmm.

No! No, it's lovely.

It's just that... well, it's your aura, Chelsea.

It's vibrating at a very anxious frequency.

What are you talking about?

She is not comfortable in this dress.

Of course she is! She picked it out herself.

I mean, we did, didn't we, dear?

Well, actually...

I have a...

Hmm... I am just telling you what I see.

And I'm telling you

that, tomorrow afternoon,

my daughter is getting married to your son

in this dress,

and not on a beach.

Hmm!

[deep breath]

Your mother needs to meditate.

A lot.

[♪]

[unzipping bag]

[♪]

[unzipping cover]

[♪]

Obviously, I'm the one

who should be the best man at the wedding.

No, you shouldn't!

You've already been married and divorced.

You're basically, like, cursed.

What do you think that sign says?

Hmm, let me just check my translation app.

Nope! Still no signal.

Well, campsite's gotta be up here somewhere.

We just keep walking till we find it.

Yeah. It's beautiful out here.

Come on!

[♪]

[industrious chatter, indistinct]

[♪]

[sighs]

[footsteps]

Hey, are you excited?

Yeah.

Yeah, sure.

But...?

What if we're not ready to do this yet?

You mean getting married?

[sighing]

All week, I've been trying to write my vows.

Every time I sit down to do it,

I-- I draw a blank.

Do you think it's a sign?

Oh, come on! Cold feet are part of the deal.

You know, the night before Wyatt and I got married,

I was holding a plane ticket in my hand.

[Chelsea chuckles]

It's just...

Pete and I have spent so little time together.

All I know

is, that if you love somebody-- really, truly love somebody--

there's not enough time in the world.

Chels.

Thanks.

- [doors bang open] - [fuming sigh]

I've had it!

Mom? What's wrong?

That woman!

First, she cancels Reverend Oswitt.

Now she's having the chef remake all the desserts,

and she's ordered an entirely new wedding cake

with no gluten, no dairy,

and quite probably no flavor at all.

Do you want me to go talk to her?

Don't bother.

Let Georgia and her chakras arrange the wedding!

If you need me, I'll be in my room...

packing!

[sighing]

[phone line ringing]

Hi, it's Pete. Leave a message.

Anything?

[Danny] Not even a bar!

How about the campsite?

Or a trail?

Or a nice coffee shop?

[thunder rumbling]

Daniel...

I think you better get down.

Okay, hold on!

I'm just gonna take a selfie!

I can put it up on my--

[thunder crashes nearby]

You know what?

I think I'd better get down!

A storm?

And not just a storm.

It turns out it was "the" storm--

one of the biggest they'd had in 50 years.

[newscaster] The sudden storm system moved in,

bringing gale-force winds

and torrential rain to the entire region.

Just seems to have come out of nowhere.

What about all our guests?

The airport's shut down-- no flights in or out.

You mean nobody can get here?

[newscaster] Wind gusts

have reached up to 60 miles per hour,

and rainfall totals

are expected to exceed three inches in--

Have you heard from Peter?

Nothing.

The storm has wiped out cell service in the whole area.

Well...

he's with friends.

I'm sure he's going to be fine.

Hey...

I'm sure he is.

Excuse me?

I think we're going to need another round of drinks.

[newscaster] The storm is predicted

to pass through quickly,

but will leave lasting damage

to the runways and power lines

throughout the area.

[storm rumbling]

[thunder crashing]

I knew this was a stupid idea.

I should've never let you guys talk me into this.

We just thought you needed a little adventure,

that's all.

Yeah! Get you out of your comfort zone.

Here, have some charcuterie.

Oh, careful with the olives.

They got pits.

[thunder clapping]

Why is it always about my comfort zone, hmm?

What about yours, Danny?

What are you talking about?

I don't have a comfort zone.

What do you call Zack?

He's your boyfriend who's not really a boyfriend,

so you never have to make a commitment.

That sounds like a "comfort zone" to me.

I mean, he's got a point.

You too, Jacks.

Oh, no. Don't come for me.

The divorced dad with the adorable daughter,

high-stress job--

when was the last time you went out on a date?

[Jackson] I don't know.

It's just not really a priority for me right now, I guess.

Because you're comfortable, too.

So, maybe,

instead of you guys trying to change my life for me...

maybe you should work on your own.

We're just looking out for you, that's all.

Yeah.

I don't need you guys looking out for me, okay?

[rainfall tapering off]

We're not at summer camp anymore.

Looks like the storm's over.

I have Chelsea to get back to.

Look what you did.

Me?

I think I chipped a tooth.

Let's get him.

[♪]

[Danny] You're going the wrong way!

How do you know?

Yeah, how do you know?

Because I'm an experienced woodsman, that's how.

We need to go that way.

No, the cave is back that way.

It is?

Yeah, check your compass. We gotta go this way.

I checked my compass, and we need to go that way--

north, I think.

No, we've gotta south...

or east.

It's one of those.

"One of those"?

Guys, guys!

Admit it...

we're lost.

[hawk shrieking]

[♪]

[Kate] Okay.

They're lost in the woods,

and Pete's getting married in less than a day,

so what did they do?

Well, they're sensible, mature adults.

They run back to the cave.

[Danny] So what if you're right, Pete?

Hmm?

What if I am in love with Zack?

Can't do anything about it.

If he says no,

I lose my business manager and my best friend.

I can beat that.

You know why I'm not dating anybody?

No, I'm asking.

I don't-I don't-- I don't even have the answer, like you do.

Well, um...

[clears throat]

If we're doing true confessions,

I got one.

Um...

telling you I'm moving didn't slip my mind.

Yeah, I didn't buy it for a second.

Well, I did, and it hurt.

It's just, if I told you...

it would've made it real, and...

I wasn't sure I was ready for that yet.

[Jackson] What are you talking about?

You and Chelsea are gonna be great together.

I'm talking about you guys.

I leave Philly...

...I'm afraid Imma lose you.

Lose us?

After all we've been through together,

you think a few thousand miles is gonna change that?

Petey, you were there for me in ways that I will never forget

when Betty was born.

And you were there for me

when I was a scared kid in the closet,

back in college.

You ain't getting rid of us that easy.

I didn't mean what I said before,

about summer camp...

because I don't ever

want you guys to stop looking out for me.

[Danny sniffles]

I got something in my eye.

Good, because we're not going anywhere.

- Good. - You're stuck with us!

Love it.

Excuse me.

Where are you going?

Are you kidding?

This place is probably crawling with spiders.

I'm sleeping outside.

Good night.

- Good night. - Good night!

Still think I should be your best man, though!

- Should not. - Should too!

Guys!

[♪]

Darling, you've got to try this cake of Georgia's.

It's all organic, sugar-free, and it's delicious.

Oh. Thanks, Mom. I'm-- I'm really not hungry.

Well, someone has to eat.

Goodness knows, none of our guests are going to be here.

[footsteps]

[Georgia chuckles, then exhales]

It's a sign, you know?

The storm.

Georgia, dear!

I don't think this is quite the time for--

I mean, it's a good sign.

Storms come and go,

but if love is true,

like I think it is for you and my son,

then it will always make it through the rain.

Thank you.

Come try the cupcakes.

They're made of sweetened seaweed.

Be right in.

Come on.

[sighing]

[birds singing]

[Pete snoring]

Petey, wake up!

What?

We got a problem.

- What's the problem? - Don't worry about it.

You've gotta see it.

- No, just-just-- - No, you do.

Get outta your cocoon.

- Let's go. - [Pete cries out]

Shh.

All right?

[hushed] You see it?

You think it's poisonous?

[quietly] You mean "venomous".

Whatever!

We gotta get it off before he wakes up.

[♪]

We're gonna flick it off.

- Okay. - Real gentle-like.

- Yeah, yeah. - But don't wake him.

Almost!

[Jackson] Come here, little buddy.

Just leave our friend alone.

Get... it...

off me now!

[Danny crying out]

We're sorry!

Ahh, ahh!

Stop! It's gone!

No, it's inside.

- [Pete] Yeah. - [screaming] Ahh!

- Get it! - Oh!

[all screaming]

Get it off! Ow! Ow!

- [shouting continuing] - Get it! Get it!

- Ahh! Ahh! - Oh!

- Oh! Oh! - Is it gone?

- [all wheezing] - Sure.

Guys!

Can we please just go back to the hotel?

I'm over this--

[screaming]

[Pete crying out]

I think he's slowing down.

[Pete shouting and groaning]

No.

[Pete shrieking]

Ow! Oh-- ow!

[groaning]

[pained wheezing]

[Danny] Pete...?

You all right?

Hey!

I got bars!

I knew we'd get signal.

[smack]

Let's get 'im.

[♪]

[♪]

[phone rings]

Pete!

Wait, wait, let's--

- Pete! - Babe! Babe!

I made it! Oh!

My leg, my leg, my leg!

What happened to you?

Ah, I kind of... I kind of took the wrong shortcut.

- Oh... - [Pete chuckles]

Well-- what happened to you?

They beat me with sticks.

I almost chipped my tooth on an olive.

I'm still recovering.

[chuckling]

Oh, my God.

- Oh! - Oh!

Hey, they're back!

Did you see the full moon last night?

Yeah, I did.

Dr. Peter McGuire...

I never thought I would meet someone like you,

and I know

that we haven't spent all that much real time together,

but I've counted every moment with you in my heart.

And it didn't matter if we weren't in the same room,

the same city, or even the same country, I--

I always feel you with me...

...and I promise to always be there for you, too.

I love you,

and it-it doesn't matter where or how,

I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

I...

I don't have my notes.

- I'm sorry. - [laughs]

I don't know. I... [laughs] I don't have my--

You don't need 'em, buddy.

- You got this. - You got it, Petey.

[Pete] Right.

- I don't need 'em. - You got it.

Dr. Chelsea Markham,

I have always been

the guy who's never taken chances, you know?

[softly] Yeah.

But, being with you, well...

it just never felt like one.

It just felt--

no.

It just feels like I know where I belong...

and that's with you,

with us, together.

I love you so... so, so much.

- I love you. - I love you so much.

You thinking what I'm thinking?

Two best men.

Yeah.

We've got the rings...

Both of them.

Oh! Since we're all here...

Mom, what are you doing?

Uh-oh, what is she doing?

[Pete chuckling]

[Jane] Okay.

And I know there's a secret dress!

[Elizabeth] So it wasn't

the wedding the parents planned...

...or the wedding Pete and Chelsea expected--

Thank you!

Thank you.

[Elizabeth] ...But it was the perfect wedding, and more.

Chelsea Markham,

do you take this man to be your husband...

...to have and to hold,

to love and to cherish,

in sickness and in health,

for all your lives together?

I do.

Peter McGuire,

do you take this woman to be your wife,

to have and to hold,

to love and to cherish...

...for all your lives together?

I do.

[Georgia] Then, by the authority vested in me

by the sun and the sky,

the Earth and the sea,

the trees, the plants--

Mom. Mom, Mom.

[chuckling]

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

You may kiss your bride!

[wedding party cheering and applauding]

[♪]

Whoo!

[applause continues]

[♪]

Okay, so Pete and Chelsea ended up together.

So what does any of this have to do

with you hiding out from your own wedding?

I learned something because of them.

I learned that, sometimes,

love doesn't go according to plan.

Your wedding isn't going the way you planned it?

No, actually,

it's going exactly the way I planned it...

but Pete and Chelsea getting married

isn't the end of the story.

It's only the beginning.

[Italian theme rises]

There was... another wedding.

[♪]