Original subtitles

narrator: PREVIOUSLY ON BATTLE OF THE SEASONS,

AT THE WATER TORTURE ARENA, FRESH MEAT WAS WASHED OUT.

- FRESH MEAT, THIS ENDS YOUR TIME HERE IN TURKEY.

- [screaming]

narrator: AT THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD CHALLENGE,

NEW ORLEANS LOST, WINNING A TICKET STRAIGHT TO THE ARENA

WHILE SAN DIEGO OUTSMARTED THE COMPETITION

AND WON POWER TEAM.

- YOU GUYS HAD TO CHOOSE ONE TEAM

GOING AGAINST NEW ORLEANS.

- TEAM BROOKLYN.

- WHOO! - NO STRANGERS TO THE ARENA.

- THERE YOU GO.

narrator: AT THE BALLS OUT ARENA,

PRESTON AND MACKENZIE FUMBLED,

LEAVING KNIGHT AND JEMMYE AS THE ONLY TWO-PERSON TEAM,

WITH FIVE OTHER FULL TEAMS REMAINING:

BROOKLYN, CANCUN, LAS VEGAS, SAN DIEGO, AND ST. THOMAS.

[rock music]

- [screams]

♪ ♪

- LAS VEGAS.

- YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY.

all: MEET AUSTIN.

♪ ♪

all: BROOKLYN!

- YO, YO, YO!

- CANCUN!

- [screams]

- OH! [screams]

- WHAT DO YOU GET? - WE'RE THE NOLA, BABY.

[whistle blows]

all: SAN DIEGO!

- SAINT THOMAS.

[yelling]

- FRESH MEAT, BABY.

♪ ♪

- ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? - [laughs]

- STRENGTH COMES IN NUMBERS, NOT PERSONALITIES.

- THAT AIR FEELS GOOD. - WHAT WAS THAT?

- STRENGTH COMES IN NUMBERS, NOT PERSONALITIES.

- I KNOW IT, ACTUALLY. - [coughs]

I'LL SEE YOU WHEN YOU SEE ME.

- I SEE YOU RIGHT NOW. WHAT'S UP?

- VEGAS IS A STRONG TEAM,

AND THEY ALSO WERE A PART OF OUR ALLIANCE IN THE PAST,

AND SINCE THEY HAVE LEFT, FRANK ABSOLUTELY DESPISES ALTON.

- THAT'S 100%. - WHAT'S UP?

WANT TO STAY ON TOP, HUH? - I STILL--

I DO NOT SEE-- YOU DO NOT EXIST, LITTLE MAN.

- OH, YEAH? - YUP.

- YOU'RE TINY--

- FANTASTIC.

- EXCUSE ME? - YOU HEARD ME.

I'M HANDLING FRANK LIKE I WOULD HANDLE

DOGS BARKING IN A KENNEL.

I KINDA JUST TUNE IT OUT.

FRANK IS JUST SOMEONE LOOKING FOR ATTENTION.

- I'LL DO IT ALL DAY, BRO. - THAT'S FINE.

- I'M HERE ALL DAY.

I'M HERE FOR THE REST OF THE TIME.

- [laughs] THAT'S AWESOME.

- OH, REALLY? - REALLY.

- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA BUMP INTO ME FOR?

- BACK UP, BRO. - WHAT DO YOU BUMP INTO ME FOR?

- I'M SERIOUS, BACK UP.

- WHAT ARE YOU BUMPING INTO ME FOR?

I DIDN'T BUMP INTO YOU. - I'M NOT THE ONE THAT YOU

WANT TO GET HURT--I'M NOT THE ONE YOU WANT TO GET HURT BY.

- I'M NOT AFRAID OF GETTING HURT BY ANYBODY.

- JUST MOVE OVER HERE RIGHT NOW. WATCH YOURSELF.

- YOU WANT TO CRACK ME, CRACK ME.

DO IT, I DARE YOU. - OH, I COULD DO THAT.

- I DARE YOU. - BELIEVE ME.

IT'S NOT NECESSARY. AT THIS POINT, IT'S NOT NECESSARY.

- ALTON IS OVERDRAMATIC, CONDESCENDING.

ALTON TRYING TO "KEEP THE PEACE" IS HIM BEING A--

- SO WE GO TO THE BEACH PARTY TODAY.

- I'M NOT GOING THERE, SITTING OUT ON A DOCK

WITH SOME IDIOTS THAT ARE GONNA SIT THERE

AND TRY TO PICK A FIGHT WITH ME.

- THAT'S GONNA BE IT.

I'M JUST GENERALLY ANNOYED BY THESE KIDS AND THEIR BRAVADO,

SO I CHOOSE TO NOT GO TO THE BEACH.

THE LAST THING I'M TRYING TO DO IS GET IN A FIGHT

WITH SOME 23-YEAR-OLD KIDS, YOU KNOW?

- THAT IS A REALLY SELFISH THING TO DO.

- I'M NOT EVEN TALKING TO YOU.

LIKE, I'M REALLY NOT TALKING-- - BUT IT DOES AFFECT HER.

- I'M NOT EVEN TALKING TO ANYBODY.

- IT DOES AFFECT HER.

- I'M IN A TOTALLY DIFFERENT POSITION THAN YOU KIDS ARE.

- THEN YOU SHOULD JUST LEAVE.

- AND I WOULD, AND I WILL... - HERE WE GO AGAIN.

- BUT I'M NOT GONNA DO IT WHEN YOU TELL ME TO DO IT,

I'M GONNA DO IT IN A NICE, LITTLE--

ON MY LITTLE WAY, AND DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT IT.

- ALTON AND I HAVE SOME KIND OF ROMANTIC CONNECTION,

BUT GUESS WHAT? WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER.

BASED ON THE WAY THE RULES ARE SET UP,

IF ONE OF US DOESN'T WANT TO GO OUT, NOBODY GETS TO GO OUT,

AND WHY ON EARTH SHOULD YOU BE THE ONE TO DECIDE THAT

FOR THE ENTIRE GROUP? I MEAN, IT'S KIND OF SELFISH,

AND YOU'RE KIND OF THROWING A TEMPER TANTRUM

LIKE A LITTLE FIVE-YEAR-OLD.

- YOU KNOW WE DESERVE THIS. WE HAVE ALL THE RIGHT

TO BE UPSET THAT WE CAN'T GO TO THE BEACH PARTY,

JUST BECAUSE YOU KNOW WE DESERVE THAT.

THAT SUCKS, ALTON. - YOU SUCK, BRO.

- I DON'T KNOW WHERE ALTON GETS OFF BEING

SO SELF-RIGHTEOUS, BECAUSE HE'S NOT.

HE DOESN'T WANT TO PLAY WITH CHILDREN,

SO HE DOESN'T WANT TO GO TO THE BEACH.

LISTEN, BUDDY, YOU'RE NOT GONNA RUIN MY DAY.

JUST GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE.

- HE HAS THE RIGHT TO BE UPSET THAT YOU GOT IN HIS FACE.

- YOU--YOU-- YOU ARE GETTING--

DON'T PRETEND LIKE YOU GUYS AREN'T ACTING LIKE THE CHILD,

WE'RE FINE. - HOW AM I ACTING LIKE A CHILD?

- BECAUSE YOU'RE DEFENDING SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T WANT TO GO

AND IS GONNA RUIN SOMETHING FOR THE ENTIRE HOUSE.

PERIOD, END OF STORY. - YOU SHOULD'VE ACTED

LIKE A MAN THEN, FRANK. - I DID ACT LIKE A MAN.

- YOU CALLED ME AN IDIOT. - YOU DON'T GET--

- A MAN--ANOTHER MAN DOESN'T GET IN PEOPLE'S FACE.

- I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOUR BOY COME STEP TO ME

OR YOU COME STEP TO ME IN THE STREETS, DUSTIN.

- I'M TALKING ABOUT IN THE STREETS.

- YO, CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT THIS TODAY?

- I'D LOVE TO SEE IT, DUSTIN. I'D LOVE TO [...] SEE IT.

- DON'T EVEN GO THERE.

- THEN DO IT, MAN. THEN DO IT. I'M RIGHT HERE.

DO IT. I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU WITH ANY OUNCE OF MY--

- HEY, YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, BRO.

- FRANK, DUSTIN, NOT HERE. - BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU GUYS

HAVE BEEN TRYING TO DO... - REALLY?

- GET IN OUR FACE AND PROVOKE US.

- GO AHEAD, DUSTIN. SERIOUSLY, GO AHEAD.

- YOU WOULD LOVE IT, WOULDN'T YOU?

- I WOULD [bleep] LOVE IT. - YOU WOULD, AFTER YOU WOKE UP.

- AND I BET THAT YOU'RE DYING TO GET YOUR HANDS ON A MAN AGAIN.

- FRANK CAN SAY WHATEVER FRANK WANTS TO SAY,

'CAUSE I'M NOT EVEN LISTENING TO HIS WORDS ANYMORE.

THAT'S ALL FRANK DOES, TALK, TALK,

TALK, TALK, TALK, TALK, TALK.

- GUYS, WE GOT A CLUE FROM TJ!

[cheers and applause]

"IF YOU THINK YOUR OPPONENTS IN THE HOUSE ARE CRAZY,

"JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE TOMORROW'S CHALLENGE.

BE READY BY 6:30 A.M."

- WOW. - OH, MY GOD.

- HOLLA BACK! - ARE YOU SERIOUS?

- I'M S--THAT'S WHAT TJ SAYS. - 6:30?

- DO WE HAVE SWIMSUITS? - AH, HELL.

- NO SWIMSUITS.

- I'M WANT TO DO SOMETHING WITH HEIGHTS.

I DO THINK IT COULD BE... - THERE YOU GO.

- SOMETHING THAT CAN BE ADVANTAGEOUS FOR TWO PEOPLE,

BUT KNIGHT'S DUMB, SO HE COULD STILL MESS IT UP.

- ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WELCOME TO BODRUM, TURKEY,

AND THIS IS THE INSANE GAMES.

[overlapping yelling]

- [screams] all: OH!

- EW! - [laughs]

[cheers and applause]

- ALL RIGHT, I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT EACH EVENT AS WE GO ALONG.

WE'RE GONNA LOSE ONE TEAM PER EVENT

UNTIL WE HAVE A WINNER.

THE TWO TEAMS THAT LOSE THE FIRST TWO EVENTS

ARE GONNA THEN GO INTO A LOSER'S BRACKET

WHERE WE'RE GONNA DETERMINE WHO THE WORST TEAM IS,

AND THAT'S AN AUTOMATIC TICKET TO THE ARENA.

NOW REMEMBER, THE POWER TEAM,

THEY ARE NOT ONLY SAFE FROM ELIMINATION,

THEY ARE ALSO GONNA BE SENDING IN

ONE TEAM TO FACE OUR LOSERS IN THE ARENA.

THE FIRST EVENT IS CHARIOT RACE.

ONE OF YOU GUYS IS GONNA ACT AS YOUR TEAM'S HORSE.

RIGHT, YOU'RE GONNA PULL YOUR ENTIRE TEAM

WEARING THIS HEAD.

[laughter]

[whinnies]

[laughter]

IT'S KINDA HARD TO SEE, SO COMMUNICATION IS KEY.

[applause]

LAST PLACE TEAM GOES STRAIGHT TO THE LOSER'S ROUND,

SO MAKE IT COUNT. GOOD LUCK, YOU GUYS.

- THANK YOU. [applause]

- WHO'S READY TO [...] DO IT?

- WE DON'T KNOW IF IT'S GOING TO BE AN ADVANTAGE

OR A DISADVANTAGE OF ONLY HAVING TWO PLAYERS,

BUT WE WANT TO WIN A CHALLENGE,

SO WE'RE GONNA DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO WIN.

- IF THERE WERE EVER A CHALLENGE FOR YOU,

THIS IS DEFINITELY IT.

- YEAH, YOU GOT THIS, KID. - PUT THAT HAT ON.

THERE'S NO WAY THAT I'M WEARING THAT THING.

THAT IS YOU. - OH, HELLO.

- HE LOOKS LIKE A PREPUBESCENT SECRETARIAT.

- I CAN'T BREATHE, THOUGH.

[laughter]

- OH, MY GOD, CHET. - GOD, YOU'RE SUCH A DUMBASS.

- WHOO!

- ALL RIGHT, BOYS. - DON'T FALL OFF, GUYS.

- JD, TURN YOUR THING A LITTLE BIT TO THE RIGHT.

- ALL RIGHT, GUYS, YOU READY?

[starting horn blares]

[overlapping yelling]

- [grunts]

- ALL RIGHT, GUYS, YOU READY?

[affirmative responses] [starting horn blares]

[Teenage Bottlerocket's In The Pit]

[overlapping yelling]

- [grunts]

I BIFFED IT BAD, AND ALL I CAN HEAR

IN THE BACKGROUND IS JEMMYE SCREAMING AT ME,

"YOU BETTER NOT LOSE THIS FOR US!"

- ♪ WE'LL ACT LIKE WE'RE TEN AND RUN AROUND THIS PLACE ♪

- ♪ OH, OH-OH, OH-OH ♪

- ♪ IN REDNECK CIRCLES LIKE A NASCAR RACE ♪

- HERE GOES ALTON. [imitating a train]

HE'S MOVING. WE'RE IN FIRST PLACE.

WE'RE DOING ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS.

- ♪ WE'RE TOO [...] DUMB TO QUIT IN THE PIT ♪

♪ ♪

- I'M, LIKE, POURING SWEAT INSIDE THIS RUBBER MASK,

BREATHING IN HOT RUBBER FUMES. I CAN'T REALLY SEE ANYTHING.

[yelling]

- GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!

- both: LEFT! LEFT! LEFT! LEFT! - NO, NO!

- NOT ONLY AM I HAVING TO PULL CHET,

I'M HAVING TO PULL HIS BIG EGO, DEVYN'S DOUBLE "D" [bleep],

AND SARAH, SO IT'S A LOT OF WEIGHT TO CARRY.

- OH! OH!

- JD FALLS, SO I'M LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, I GOT THIS ONE."

I JUST CAN'T FINISH IN LAST. ALL I GOTTA DO IS PASS BROOKLYN.

- RIGHT, RIGHT. KEEP GOING!

- RUN! JD, RUN!

- LAST! WE'RE LAST, JD!

- TAKE A BIG, DEEP BREATH. YOU'VE GOT TO GO.

[overlapping chatter]

- THERE'S NO FRESH AIR COMING IN,

AND I JUST FEEL MY BODY JUST SLOWLY SHUTTING DOWN.

[overlapping yelling]

- RUN!

- OKAY, GET UP, GOOD, GOOD.

- IT'S 112 DEGREES, IT'S HOT,

I CAN'T BREATHE. IT'S VERY, VERY DIFFICULT.

- YOU'RE ALMOST THERE, BUDDY!

- I DO SEE A LITTLE FLASH OF RED,

AND I KNOW THAT MEANS VEGAS IS IN FRONT OF ME,

AND I NEED TO JUST DIG DEEP.

- OH, HERE WE GO.

[cheering] HERE WE GO.

FIVE MORE STEPS. THERE YOU GO, DROP IT.

- GOOD JOB.

- WE'RE NOT JUST LAST, WE'RE DEAD LAST.

IT'S PRETTY EMBARRASSING.

- THERE YOU GO. DROP IT. [cheering]

- NO, JUST-- [grunting]

[laughter] - [coughs]

- ARE YOU OKAY? - [mumbling indistinctly]

- [coughs, spits]

JUST WEAKNESS IN MY BODY, BRO.

- CJ DOMINATED IT.

- YEAH, HE LITERALLY CARRIED OUR TEAM ACROSS THE FINISH LINE.

- YEAH. - LITERALLY DID IT.

- HE'S GOOD.

- I DIDN'T QUIT, BABY.

- THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DIDN'T.

- WE'RE NOT LOOKING GREAT TODAY.

[laughter] AND WE'RE PROBABLY

GOING BACK INTO THE ARENA.

- [laughs] - IT WAS AWFUL,

I COULDN'T BREATHE.

- HE WAS HORSING AROUND TOO MUCH.

[laughter]

- IT'S FANTASTIC TO WATCH ALTON WITH HIS OXYGEN MASK ON.

ALTON, I JUST BEAT YOU, AND NOW YOU'RE ON THE GROUND.

DO YOU FEEL EMASCULATED? BECAUSE YOU SHOULD.

- I DON'T FEEL TOO GREAT. - ALTON, YOU COMING?

- DEFINITELY. - ALL RIGHT, SWEET, DUDE.

- I'M WAY MORE CONCERNED ABOUT BROOKLYN

THAN I AM ABOUT ANYTHING GOING ON WITH ALTON.

EVERYTHING THAT HE'S INVOLVED WITH

IS AN EXTRA STRESSOR THAT I DEFINITELY DON'T NEED.

- OKAY, GUYS, THE GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED CHARIOT RACE

IS OVER, AND BROOKLYN,

YOU'RE OUT OF THIS NEXT GAME.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, BUT IT LOOKED PITIFUL.

OUT OF HERE. - OKAY.

- THE REST OF YOU ARE PLAYING "EGG DROP."

WE'RE GONNA SPLIT YOUR TEAM IN HALF,

ONE GUY AND ONE GIRL.

ONE PERSON IS GONNA BE THROWING EGGS

OVER THIS 10-FOOT WALL.

THE OTHER PERSON IS GONNA BE CATCHING 'EM

IN THIS, A GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED DOG COLLAR.

- OH, MY GOD.

- WE GO TO THE NEXT EVENT OF INSANE GAMES,

AND IT JUST KIND OF GETS EVEN MORE SILLY.

- THE FIRST TEAM TO CATCH SIX EGGS WILL WIN AND MOVE ON.

LOSING TEAM GOES STRAIGHT INTO THE LOSER'S ROUND.

OKAY, PICK TWO PLAYERS. LET'S GO.

[overlapping chatter]

- GET IT OUT. - ONE, TWO.

- JUST YELL MY NAME WHEN IT'S COMING.

- ALL RIGHT. - YOU KNOW, THAT ANNOYING

"KNIGHT!" ME AND JEMMYE HAVE THIS ONE.

SHE'S A SOFTBALL PLAYER. SHE KNOWS HOW TO THROW EGGS,

AND SHE PROBABLY WANTS TO HIT ME WITH A FEW EGGS.

- ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS, READY?

[affirmative responses]

[starting horn blares] GO!

[overlapping yelling]

- YEAH! THAT'S ONE!

[overlapping yelling]

[roosters crowing]

- EGGS ARE FLAPPING IN PEOPLE'S FACES.

THEY'RE BREAKING, THEY'RE CRUSHING.

THEY GOT EGGS IN THEIR MOUTH.

IT'S DISGUSTING, BUT IT'S HILARIOUS.

[overlapping yelling]

[rooster crowing]

[overlapping yelling]

- ALL RIGHT, GO! - GO!

[overlapping yelling]

- YEAH!

FOUR! YEAH, COME ON!

- I'M TRYING DESPERATELY TO HEAR WHAT ROB IS SAYING,

IF HE'S CATCHING ANYTHING, IF I SHOULD BE THROWING MORE EGGS.

TREY AND LAURA ARE JUST KIND OF LOOKING AT ME WITH SAD FACES,

AND I'M LIKE, "GUYS, HELP ME OUT."

- ROB, EGG!

[overlapping yelling]

[rooster crowing]

[overlapping yelling]

- GUYS, I'M OPEN! - GO! GO!

[overlapping yelling]

[rooster crowing]

[overlapping yelling]

- HEY, WE'RE DONE.

WE WON THE FIRST GAME, WE WON THE SECOND GAME,

SO I'M FEELING PRETTY CONFIDENT IN TEAM CANCUN RIGHT NOW.

[overlapping yelling]

[roosters crowing]

[horn blaring]

- YES!

- WHAT HAPPENED?

- OH, MY GOD, I LOVE YOU! - WHAT HAPPENED?

[indistinct chatter]

- OH, THEY'RE ON TIGHT.

- UGH! - ALL RIGHT,

THEN YOU CAN DO THAT, TOO.

- OH, THAT WAS BAD.

I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO MY PUPPY, LINCOLN,

FOR MAKING FUN OF THE WAY HE ACTED

WHEN HIS DOG COLLAR WAS ON HIS HEAD,

'CAUSE THIS SUCKS, BUDDY. I'M SORRY.

- IT'S MY FAULT. I SHOULD'VE THROWN MORE EGGS.

HOPEFULLY, WE DON'T COME IN LAST LAST PLACE TODAY.

- ALL RIGHT, GUYS, GOOD JOB ON EGG DROP.

THAT WAS A TIGHT RACE.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE LOSER,

SO JOINING BROOKLYN IN THE LOSER'S ROUND

IS ST. THOMAS.

[light applause]

ALL RIGHT, GUYS, THIS IS "EAR PULL."

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF "EAR PULL?"

[negative responses] NEITHER HAVE I.

[laughter] BUT HERE'S WHAT YOU DO.

EACH PERSON IS GONNA SIT ON THAT LOG,

AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA PUT A 2-FOOT STRING AROUND YOUR EAR

AND THEN YOUR OPPONENT'S EAR.

YOUR GOAL IS TO GET THAT STRING OFF OF YOUR OPPONENT'S EAR

USING ONLY YOUR FACE AND YOUR EAR.

GET THE STRING OFF OF THEIR EAR, AND YOU WIN THE ROUND.

IT'S GONNA BE BEST TWO OUT OF THREE.

- I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT MY FATE IN GOING TO THE ARENA

LIES ON TWO PEOPLE'S EARS.

- THE TOP TWO TEAMS FROM THIS GAME

ARE GONNA GO STRAIGHT INTO A PLAYOFF ROUND

TO SEE WHO OUR POWER TEAM IS GONNA BE.

IF YOU DID THE EGG DROP, YOU GET THIS EVENT OFF.

NEW ORLEANS, UNFORTUNATELY, YOU ONLY HAVE TWO PEOPLE,

SO YOU GUYS ARE PLAYING. GOOD LUCK, YOU GUYS.

- IT'S RANDOMLY DRAWN OUT OF A HAT

WHICH TEAMS ARE GOING AGAINST WHICH.

NEW ORLEANS IS GOING AGAINST SAN DIEGO,

AND CANCUN IS GOING AGAINST LAS VEGAS.

- THIS IS SO WEIRD. [laughs]

- ALL RIGHT, GIRLS, YOU READY?

- SURE. - YEAH.

[starting horn blares]

- OH! [laughter]

IT JUST COMES RIGHT OFF!

- THERE'S NO STRATEGY TO EAR PULL.

I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU DO?

[starting horn blares]

- AH, HA!

[cheers and applause]

[starting horn blares]

- GET IT, NANY. - WHOO!

[cheers and applause] - GOOD JOB.

- GOOD JOB THERE, GIRL.

- CJ'S OBVIOUSLY GOT THE LARGEST EARS IN THE HOUSE.

HE COULD BE GOOD AT THIS, BUT THEN YOU'VE GOT ALTON,

WITH THOSE LITTLE, TINY, SOLID EARS,

WHICH ALSO POSE A BIG THREAT.

WE'LL SEE HOW THIS ONE FARES.

[starting horn blares]

[cheering]

- IT'S THE INSANE GAMES. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.

- OKAY, GUYS, THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE WINNER'S PLAYOFF

BETWEEN LAS VEGAS AND NEW ORLEANS,

HOWEVER, IT CAN ONLY BE ONE GUY AND ONE GIRL,

SO TRISHELLE, DUSTIN,

IT'S YOUR TURN AGAINST JEMMYE AND KNIGHT.

AS YOU CAN SEE, WE HAVE A TRACK HERE

WITH A WOODEN RAIL GOING DOWN THAT MIDDLE.

THAT'S BECAUSE THESE ARE LANES.

TO START, TWO TEAMS ARE GONNA HAVE CHARIOTS

ON OPPOSITE SIDES, AND WHEN I SAY GO,

YOU'RE GONNA CHARGE TOWARDS EACH OTHER.

THE RIDERS ARE GONNA TRY AND KNOCK EACH OTHER OFF.

FIRST TEAM TO KNOCK THEIR OPPONENT OFF

WINS TODAY'S CHALLENGE TO BECOME THE NEW POWER TEAM.

OKAY, YOU GUYS, GOOD LUCK.

[applause]

- WE'VE HAD EXCUSES OF WHY WE HAVEN'T WON TO THIS POINT,

AND NOW, WE DON'T HAVE ANY EXCUSES.

- IT'S DESTINY. "KNIGHT."

- THERE'S NO QUESTION ABOUT IT, WE HAVE TO WIN THIS.

- WE WANT TO CHANGE THIS GAME. WE WANT TO SHAKE THINGS UP.

WE SEE THAT EVERYBODY'S KIND OF SCARED, SO WE LIKE THAT.

- OKAY, GUYS, THIS IS THE WINNERS' PLAYOFFS.

IF YOU WIN THIS, YOU'RE GONNA BE THE POWER TEAM.

YOU GUYS READY?

GO! [starting horn blares]

[cheering]

- THAT'S GOOD, MAN, THAT'S GOOD.

- HANG ON TIGHT. - KNIGHT, HOLD ON!

- OH! JEMMYE, YOU OKAY?

- OKAY, GUYS, THIS IS THE WINNERS' PLAYOFFS.

IF YOU WIN THIS, YOU'RE GONNA BE THE POWER TEAM.

YOU GUYS READY?

GO! [starting horn blares]

- YOU CAN DO IT, BABY.

- SHORT OF HIM, LIKE, KNOCKING ME OUT,

I'M NOT FALLING OUT.

THERE'S NO WAY I'M LOSING THIS ONE.

- GO, JEMMYE, RUN!

[overlapping cheering]

- HIT HIM!

- OH! JEMMYE, YOU OKAY?

- SHE WENT DOWN. - YEAH, I'M FINE.

- NOW, WE'RE GONNA SWITCH YOU,

SO THE GUYS ARE GONNA RUN, GIRLS ARE GONNA JOUST.

- IT'S PRETTY HARD TO STAY BALANCED,

BECAUSE WE HAVE LITTLE ROOM TO STAND ON

IN THE BACK OF A CHARIOT.

- YOU READY?

GO! [starting horn blares]

[cheering]

- GO SLOW, GO SLOW.

- HARDER! HARDER! HARDER! - HOLD ON WITH YOUR HANDS!

- HARDER! HARDER! HARDER! HARDER!

- HOLD ON, TRISHELLE! HOLD ON!

- HOLD ON, TRISHELLE! HOLD ON!

[cheering]

- SO WE'RE GOING ALL OVER THE PLACE,

AND I DON'T EVEN FALL OFF, I STEP BACK. IT'S SO STUPID.

[cheering]

- I AM PRETTY UPSET ABOUT THIS ONE.

IT WASN'T A FACT OF I WANTED TO WIN POWER TEAM,

WE NEEDED TO WIN POWER TEAM.

- KNIGHT AND JEMMYE, YOU GUYS ARE THE POWER TEAM.

NOW YOU GUYS HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE HOUSE

AND DELIBERATE AND DECIDE WHICH TEAM YOU'RE GONNA SEND IN

AGAINST OUR LOSERS.

- I THINK WE WERE DEFINITELY UNDERESTIMATED

AS A TEAM IN THIS GAME UNTIL NOW.

I THINK OTHER TEAMS WILL SEE

WE'RE SOME OF THE BETTER COMPETITORS.

- VICTORY SEX TONIGHT. - [bleep].

- NO? [laughs]

- OKAY, GUYS, THIS IS THE LOSERS' PLAYOFF.

IT'S CALLED "FISH HEAD."

AS YOU CAN SEE, THERE ARE TWO PLATFORMS

RIGHT HERE, ONE FOR EACH OF YOU.

OBVIOUSLY, WE'RE GONNA PLAY GUY AGAINST GUY

AND GIRL AGAINST GIRL.

YOU GOAL IS TO KNOCK YOUR OPPONENT

OFF OF THEIR PLATFORM,

ONLY YOU'RE GONNA BE USING A 15-POUND FISH.

[laughter] - OKAY.

- I BET YOU NEVER SAW THAT BEFORE.

- NO. - WHOO!

- WHAT THE HELL IS THIS GAME?

I MEAN, REALLY? REALLY?

YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?

- SO THIS IS GONNA BE TWO OUT OF THREE.

GUYS ARE UP FIRST, SO BROOKLYN, WHICH GUY IS IT GONNA BE?

- GO, CHET! - ALL RIGHT, CHET.

ST. THOMAS, WHICH GUY IS IT GONNA BE?

- ALL RIGHT, TREY, COME ON IN.

[applause]

INTERESTING.

LET'S GET YOU SUITED UP. GOOD LUCK.

- THANKS.

YOU KNOW, I VOLUNTEER MYSELF.

I'LL TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM.

JD ALREADY LOOKED LIKE AN IDIOT, SO I GUESS IT'S MY TURN.

- ALL RIGHT, BOYS, YOU READY? - YEAH.

[starting horn blares] - GO!

- GO! - WATCH YOUR FEET, CHET!

- HEY!

GOOD JOB, CHET!

- GO!

- EW! FISH GUTS.

- IT'S EXPLODING ALL OVER ME.

I GOT FISH GUTS AND BLOOD ON ME, AND IT'S NOT A GOOD LOOK.

- OH! - [bleep]!

- [screams] - NO, CHET!

- UGH! - AH.

[horn blares] - THAT'S IT.

- IT JUST MAKES MORE SENSE FOR ME TO GO.

- WHY?

- BECAUSE I'M OBVIOUSLY STRONGER.

- ALL IT IS IS A FISH.

- YEAH, BUT IT'S HOW HARD YOU CAN HIT SOMEBODY WITH A FISH.

- YEAH. - ALL I WANT TO DO IS

DO PART OF A CHALLENGE,

AND MARIE'S YELLING AT ME RIGHT NOW.

I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT SIT AROUND

AND CHEER ALL MY TEAMMATES ON TODAY,

AND I FEEL LIKE IT'S MY TURN TO DO SOMETHING FOR OUR TEAM.

- WE'RE PLAYING TO WIN. DON'T QUESTION IT.

- THAT'S FINE, BUT IF YOU'RE PLAYING TO WIN,

YOU'LL LET ME GO. - WHY?

- BECAUSE I'M STRONGER THAN HER, AND--

- WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH SWINGING A FISH?

- BECAUSE IT'S A 15-POUND FISH!

WHENEVER YOU'RE IN A COMPETITION,

NO MATTER WHAT IT IS, YOU PICK YOUR BEST PLAYER,

AND IN ORDER FOR US TO WIN THIS GAME, IT'S PROBABLY ME.

- WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO START AN ARGUMENT?

- WHATEVER.

- OH! YOU SMELL DISGUSTING!

- SO WILL YOU. - UGH!

- HOPEFULLY, SARAH PULLS IT OUT IN THE GIRLS' ROUND,

BECAUSE I DEFINITELY DON'T WANT TO BE THE LOSING TEAM.

- ALL RIGHT, ST. THOMAS IS IN THE LEAD.

READY? - READY.

[starting horn blares]

- [grunts]

- WHO STANDS AROUND THEIR HOUSE HITTING THEMSELVES WITH FISH?

- OH, [bleep]!

- I AM FURIOUS RIGHT NOW.

I SHOULD BE SWINGING THE FISH.

- GRAB IT AND PULL IT! - LAURA, DESTROY HER!

[overlapping cheering]

- ONE.

- THAT'S IT. - YOU GOT ME IN THE BOOB.

- SORRY. - I TRIED TO AIM FOR YOUR FACE.

IT DIDN'T WORK. - SORRY, GOOD JOB.

- LAURA, NOW I'M PISSED OFF. COME ON!

- DUDE, THAT THING? YOU TOOK THAT IN THE FACE?

- OKAY, GUYS, IT'S ALL TIED UP,

SO IT'S GONNA GO TO A SUDDEN DEATH ROUND.

IT'S EITHER GONNA BE GUYS OR GIRLS.

GUYS ARE THE HEADS, GIRLS ARE THE TAILS.

TAILS IT IS.

- YOU GOT IT. - ALL RIGHT.

- ALL RIGHT? - FOCUS.

- SHE'S FINE. STAY TOGETHER. - GOT IT.

- STAY TOGETHER. - IT'S [bleep]...

- I THINK SO. - IT'S STUPID

THAT THIS EVEN HAPPENED.

- IT'S ALL RIGHT.

IF WE LOSE, LAURA AND I WILL GO IN. IT'S FINE.

LAURA HAS DONE MORE THAN ENOUGH TO PULL HER WEIGHT,

AND SHE'S BEEN AN INCREDIBLE COMPETITOR.

MARIE NEEDS TO PIPE DOWN A LITTLE BIT,

AND SHOW RESPECT WHERE RESPECT IS DUE.

- OKAY, GUYS, LOSER GOES TO THE ARENA!

- MY GAME FACE IS ON.

- I NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS THOUGHT I WOULD BE SO SERIOUS

ABOUT SMACKING SOMEBODY IN THE FACE WITH A FISH.

- READY?

[starting horn blares] GO!

[overlapping cheering]

- PULL BACK THERE! THERE YOU GO.

[dubstep rendition of Ride of the Valkyries]

♪ ♪

- YEAH! - WHOO!

[horn blares]

- ARE YOU [bleep] KIDDING ME? - GOOD JOB, SARAH!

- CRAZY. - WAY TO SWING THAT FISH.

SARAH KICKS LAURA'S ASS.

THE FISH PUT IN MORE EFFORT THAN JD DID

IN THE HORSE CHALLENGE. I'M JUST SAYING.

- I DEFINITELY DIDN'T PRACTICE FISH SMACKING AT HOME,

AND I'M-- - [laughs]

- [laughs]

I'M NOT REALLY TOO UPSET THAT I L--THAT'S WHAT I LOST AT.

- I THINK, WHEN YOU COME TO COMPETE,

YOU COMPETE WITH THE BEST PEOPLE,

AND I THINK THAT WE MADE A BAD MOVE TODAY,

AND I DON'T APPRECIATE THAT SOME OF MY TEAM MEMBERS

DON'T CARE THAT THEY LOST.

- IT IS WHAT IT IS. LAURA AND I ARE GOING IN,

AND YOU KNOW, WE'LL GET IT DONE. - THEY'RE GONNA WIN.

- ALL RIGHT, GOOD JOB, YOU GUYS.

I KNOW IT'S A LONG, HOT DAY, BUT YOU GUYS HANDLED IT.

[applause] - YEAH.

- ST. THOMAS, YOU GOTTA TAKE IT STRAIGHT TO THE ARENA.

HOWEVER, KNIGHT AND JEMMYE...

[cheers and applause]

- WHOO! - GOOD JOB.

- YOU GUYS ARE THE POWER TEAM.

NOW IT'S TIME FOR ALL OF US TO GO BACK TO THE HOUSE,

WHERE YOU GUYS ARE GONNA DELIBERATE,

AND DECIDE ONE TEAM TO SEND INTO THE ARENA

TO FACE OUR LOSERS, ST. THOMAS.

SEE YOU THERE.

[applause]

- YEAH, I MEAN, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO, I'LL DO IT.

- YEAH, DEFINITELY.

I MADE IT A POINT TO TALK TO ZACH,

AND LET HIM KNOW, "HEY, THROW VEGAS IN."

QUITE FRANKLY, I CAN'T WALK TO THE WATER COOLER

WITHOUT GETTING, LIKE, YELLED AT BY ONE OF THESE CHILDREN,

SO FOR ME, IT'S LIKE, THE ARENA IS THE PATH OUT OF HERE.

- I'LL TALK TO HIM RIGHT NOW, ACTUALLY.

I THINK I'M GONNA RUN INTO HIM.

- APPRECIATE IT.

- I THINK THE CHALLENGE UPSET YOU TODAY.

- NO, IT'S NOT JUST THIS CHALLENGE.

THE CHALLENGE HAS UPSET ME.

IT'S JUST BEEN LITERALLY INTOLERABLE FOR ME,

AND I WOULD LOVE TO GO INTO AN ARENA,

LOSE, AND THEN GO STRAIGHT FROM THAT BULL[bleep]

TO A HOTEL ROOM-- - ALTON, I KNOW YOU,

YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING HALF-ASS, AND THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL

THAT YOU WOULD GO-- - HEY, THIS IS HALF-ASS.

- YOU WOULD GO TO AN ARENA AND LOSE.

- YES, I WOULD. I'M TELLING YOU.

- YOU WOULDN'T. - I LITERALLY TALKED TO ZACH,

AND I JUST LET HIM KNOW IN THE KITCHEN--I WAS LIKE,

"HEY, WILL YOU PLEASE DROP THAT LITTLE BUG,

"AND LET THEM KNOW, YOU KNOW...

PUT IN VEGAS."

- WHAT?

- I WOULD RATHER NOT SEND MY FRIENDS HOME,

WHETHER IT'S BROOKLYN, WHETHER IT'S ST. THOMAS.

- BUT YOU'D RATHER SEND US HOME?

- HEY, IF YOU WANTED TO GO HOME, HELL YEAH.

- I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME. - 'CAUSE I DO.

- FOR US TO GO INTO THE ARENA AND PURPOSELY LOSE,

I'M NOT DOING THAT.

IF ALTON WANTS TO GO HOME

AND ALTON WANTS TO THROW A CHALLENGE,

HE NEEDS TO REALIZE THAT

THERE'S THREE OTHER PEOPLE ON HIS TEAM.

IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT HIM.

I HAVE BEEN KEEPING MY COOL THIS ENTIRE TIME,

EVERY TIME THEY MAKE FUN OF ME

AND THEY [bleep] GO OUT OF THEIR WAY

TO JUST [bleep] ACT LIKE [bleep] ME...

LIKE, I HAVE BEEN DOING EVERYTHING I POSSIBLY CAN

TO KEEP MY COOL.

I'M NOT GONNA GO OUT OF THIS GAME

LOOKING LIKE AN [bleep]-- LOOKING LIKE A PUNK.

- I'M NOT GONNA GO OUT OF THIS GAME

LOOKING LIKE AN A-- LOOKING LIKE A PUNK.

- QUITE FRANKLY, I DON'T EVEN SEE IT AS THROWING IT.

I JUST SEE IT AS LETTING THE KIDS HAVE FUN.

- I HEAR YOU, BUT I WANT TO-- - I DON'T NEED THIS MONEY.

- I WANT TO STAY. I WANT TO BE HERE.

- I DON'T.

- HELLO, WE'RE A TEAM OF FOUR.

HE IS ONLY THINKING ABOUT HIMSELF.

HE'S NOT THINKING ABOUT THE WHOLE TEAM.

I'M PRETTY PISSED, BECAUSE HONESTLY,

I DON'T WANT TO LOSE TWO PEOPLE, AND I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME.

THIS CHALLENGE SUCKS TO YOU, I GET THAT.

BUT, LIKE, IF I GO INTO ELIMINATION, I'M NOT GIVING UP.

I'M NOT GONNA BE THAT GIRL. I'M NOT.

- QUITE FRANKLY, I DON'T REALLY CARE

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING OR WHAT THEY THINK.

IF I WANT TO GO TO AN ARENA AND WIN, I WILL.

IF I WANT TO GO TO AN ARENA AND USE IT AS A PASSPORT

TO A NICE AIRPLANE RIDE BACK TO MY STATE,

THAT IS WHAT I WILL DO.

I'M GONNA GO GET READY FOR THIS [indistinct].

- OKAY.

- [chuckles] THAT WAS HARD TO FOLLOW.

- I KNOW. - [laughs]

- WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

- TJ. [cheers and applause]

- HOW ARE YOU?

OKAY, GUYS, GOOD CHALLENGE TODAY.

HOWEVER, THERE HAS TO BE A LOSING TEAM.

ST. THOMAS, I'LL SEE YOU GUYS IN THE ARENA.

ON THE OTHER HAND, OUR WINNERS AND POWER TEAM,

NEW ORLEANS, MAKING IT HAPPEN.

- YEAH, WE'RE GOOD AT CATCHING EGGS ON THE HEAD

AND STUFF, I GUESS.

- NOW, YOU GUYS HAD TO DELIBERATE AND DECIDE

ONE TEAM TO SEND IN AGAINST ST. THOMAS IN THE ARENA.

WHY DON'T YOU SEND UP A REPRESENTATIVE?

- ALL RIGHT.

IT'S KIND OF A HARD DECISION,

BUT EVERYONE'S GOTTA REALIZE THAT THIS IS A GAME.

THIS TEAM'S BEEN SAYING THEY WANT TO GO IN

AND PROVE THEMSELVES.

- WELL, WHO'S IT GONNA BE?

- LAS VEGAS.

- SHOCKING. [laughs]

[applause]

- THERE IT IS.

- SO IT'S GONNA BE LAS VEGAS AND ST. THOMAS.

THINGS ARE GETTING SHAKEN UP A LITTLE BIT.

NOW YOU HAVE THREE GAMES TO CHOOSE FROM.

THAT'S MENTAL, PHYSICAL, AND STRATEGY.

WE ALREADY SAW "ENDURANCE," SO IT'S OFF THE BOARD.

WHICH GAME IS IT GONNA BE?

- WE'RE GONNA GO WITH STRATEGY.

- SO IT'S GONNA BE VEGAS VERSUS ST. THOMAS IN A STRATEGY GAME.

NOW YOU GUYS GOTTA SEND ONE GUY AND ONE GIRL EACH

INTO THE ARENA TO REPRESENT YOUR TEAM.

IF YOU GUYS CAN'T DECIDE,

THE POWER TEAM'S GONNA DECIDE FOR YOU.

OKAY, GUYS. GOOD LUCK. I'LL SEE YOU THERE.

[applause]

- I'M SICK AND TIRED OF HIM BEING LIKE,

"I'M GOING HOME, I'M GOING HOME."

- HE'S--I KNOW, IT'S-- TRUST ME, THAT'S--WE--

I'M GLAD TO KNOW THAT THAT'S HOW YOU THINK,

BECAUSE THAT'S HOW WE WERE THINKING.

- [sighs] WELL--

- COME ON, ALTON NEVER LISTENS.

I JUST FEEL LIKE HE DOESN'T CARE.

- ALMOST EVERY CONVERSATION WE HAVE WITH HIM--

- IS WEIRD, YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT?

IT'S AN ELIMINATION, AND ONLY TWO OF US GO IN.

I MEAN, I'LL GO IN. I DON'T-- I ALREADY TOLD YOU GUYS,

LIKE, I DON'T MIND, I'LL DO IT.

I WOULD BE MUCH MORE COMFORTABLE DOING IT WITH YOU, OF COURSE.

- SO I NEED TO GO IN?

- WOULD YOU?

- TREY AND LAURA ARE NOT STRONG.

- I'M READY, BUT I NEED YOU THERE.

I'M NOT TAKING THE CHANCE OF ALTON GOING IN THE ARENA WITH ME

AND LOSING, AND ME GETTING SENT HOME

BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE HERE.

- I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO TURN.

I HAVE TO CLEAN UP WHATEVER MESS ALTON MADE.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

- THEY SAY THEY WANT TO GO IN,

BUT I'M READY FOR THEM TO GET THERE

AND THEN KIND OF CHICKEN OUT.

- MM-HMM.

- AND THEN I'M GONNA GO IN.

I NEVER CAME HERE WITH THE IDEA OF THE FINAL.

- WHY? - BECAUSE I WANTED A VACATION.

- MM-HMM. - YOU KNOW?

I JUST THOUGHT THAT IT WAS GONNA BE A LITTLE BIT EASIER

TO GET INTO THE ARENA

AND I WOULDN'T BE TAKING HALF THE TEAM DOWN WITH ME.

- ALTON'S DAMN NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO FIGURE OUT.

HALF THE TIME, HE WANTS TO BE HERE.

THE OTHER HALF, HE WANTS TO GO HOME,

AND I DON'T HAVE THE ENERGY TO DEAL WITH ANY OF THAT,

SO I'LL GIVE HIM HIS SPACE,

AND BE WHATEVER YOU WANT TO BE ON YOUR OWN.

- ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WELCOME BACK TO THE ARENA.

AS YOU GUYS KNOW, NEW ORLEANS, YOU GUYS ARE THE POWER TEAM.

- THANK YOU. [applause]

- YOU GUYS HAD TO DECIDE ONE TEAM TO SEND IN

AGAINST OUR LOSERS, ST. THOMAS.

SO YOU SENT IN VEGAS.

IT'S GONNA BE VEGAS VERSUS ST. THOMAS IN A STRATEGY GAME.

ST. THOMAS, YOU GUYS HAD TO CHOOSE ONE GIRL AND ONE GUY

TO REPRESENT YOUR TEAM HERE IN THE ARENA.

SO WHICH GIRL IS IT GONNA BE?

- ME.

[applause] YEAH.

- ALL RIGHT, LAURA, COME ON DOWN.

AND VEGAS, WHICH GIRL IS IT GONNA BE?

- ME. - WHOO! SEXY NANY.

[applause] - ST. THOMAS, WHICH GUY?

ALL RIGHT, TREY. AND VEGAS?

ALL RIGHT, DUSTIN.

TRISHELLE AND NANY DON'T THINK ALTON WANTS TO BE HERE.

NANY'S LIKE MY LITTLE SISTER,

AND IF SHE NEEDS ME TO SHOW UP FOR HER, I WILL.

- ALTON HAS SAUNTERED AROUND, SAYING THAT HE'S THE BEST PERSON

ON HIS TEAM TO DO THESE ELIMINATION ROUNDS,

AND THEN HE DOESN'T DO IT?

HE'S NOTHING BUT A COWARD.

- OKAY, GUYS, TONIGHT, YOU'RE PLAYING "KNOT SO FAST."

AS YOU CAN SEE, THERE'S TWO DOMES INSIDE THE ARENA,

ONE FOR EACH TEAM. TO BEGIN,

YOU AND YOUR PARTNER ARE GONNA BE ATTACHED

TO ONE END OF A 100-FOOT ROPE.

THE OTHER END IS GONNA BE ATTACHED

TO THE CENTER OF THE DOME,

AND WHEN I SAY "GO,"

YOU'RE GONNA WEAVE YOURSELF IN, OUT, AND AROUND

ALL THESE BARS IN THE DOME,

MAKING IT AS COMPLICATED AS POSSIBLE,

AND THEN AFTER TEN MINUTES, I'M GONNA STOP YOU,

AND YOU GUYS ARE GONNA TRADE.

THEIR DOME BECOMES YOURS, AND VICE VERSA,

AND YOU'RE GONNA TRY AND UNDO EVERYTHING THAT THEY JUST DID.

THE FIRST TEAM TO UNTANGLE THEIR OPPONENTS' ROPE

AND DRAG THE ROPE INSIDE THE DOME

WILL WIN TONIGHT'S ELIMINATION ROUND

AND STAY IN THE GAME. LOSING TEAM GOES HOME.

LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN. DIG DEEP.

- WE'RE GONNA GO AROUND, THROUGH THE ROPES,

AND GO UP TOP, AND THEN WE'LL MAKE OUR "X."

I REALLY FEEL CONFIDENT IN LAURA.

SHE'S VERY ATHLETIC. SHE'S VERY STRONG

IN HER ABILITY TO COMMUNICATE WELL WITH ME.

I THINK IT'S GONNA GIVE US AN ADVANTAGE,

AND THEY MIGHT STRUGGLE A LITTLE BIT IN THAT AREA.

- THEN GO AROUND THAT POLE. - MM-HMM.

- YOU DROP IN THAT RIGHT THERE. IF YOU CAN DO THAT FOUR TIMES,

THAT'S ALL YOU GUYS REALLY NEED TO DO.

- I'M DEFINITELY FEELING A LITTLE NERVOUS,

THIS IS MY FIRST CHALLENGE IN MY FIRST ARENA.

I KNOW I HAVE A GOOD PARTNER NEXT TO ME

AND HELP ME GET THROUGH IT.

IF I COME HOME TONIGHT, IT'S GONNA BE HURRICANE NANY.

- BRO, THIS WHOLE TIME, YOU'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT

HOW YOU'RE GOING IN, HOW YOU'RE READY FOR THIS.

- THAT'S FINE, MAN. - I'LL SEE YOU ALSO IN THERE.

- BUT I'M READY TO GO IN, BRO.

- YOU'RE A LITTLE CRAZY.

- I'M READY. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I THOUGHT THIS WHOLE TIME THAT ALTON WAS THIS MAN

WHO WANTS TO PROVE HIMSELF HERE AS A COMPETITOR,

AND SO FOR ME, IMMEDIATELY, I LOSE RESPECT FOR HIM.

- JUST A BUNCH OF KIDS... - NO, NO ONE'S A KID.

- THAT NEED TO, LIKE, GROUP TOGETHER AT THE PARK

IN ORDER TO FEEL STRONG. - I'M RIGHT HERE.

NO ONE'S GROUPING TOGETHER.

- EVERY DAY, I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE.

- I'M PSYCHED TO SEE YOU, IF YOU'RE GONNA GO IN.

- I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE, BUDDY.

- LISTEN, WILL YOU GUYS PEACE OUT?

- AND I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE WITH YOU ALSO.

[overlapping arguing]

- 'CAUSE IN REAL LIFE, YOU WOULD ALREADY BE GONE.

- IN REAL LIFE, YOU WOULD BE CHOKED OUT LIKE--

- OH, I WOULD BE CHOKED OUT? - THAT'S IT, BUDDY.

- I'LL BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH HIM.

- OH. - SO YOU CAN SCREAM

ALL YOU WANT. - OH, I'M NOT SCREAMING.

I'M NOT SCREAMING. - AND YOU--

- YOU TALK A REAL BIG GAME, BRO. - OH, MY GOD!

- YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING, BUDDY.

- I'M NOT SCREAMING. - YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING.

- I'M NOT SCREAMING. - AND YOU, YOU--

- OH, MY GOD! - WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOUCHING--

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOUCHING ME, BOY?

YOU ARE GONNA GET YOURSELF HURT, LITTLE MAN.

- I'M GONNA GET MYSELF HURT?

- LIKE, JUST GO BACK TO YOUR LITTLE SIDE.

- IF YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING--

- I'M JUST A GROWN MAN,

AND MEN DON'T GET IN EACH OTHER'S FACE AND YELL.

YOU DON'T DO THAT IN THE REAL WORLD.

[overlapping arguing] - THEN LEAVE!

- I'M NOT TALKING TO THOSE PEOPLE.

- YEAH, WALK AWAY. - ALTON GETS UNDER MY SKIN,

BECAUSE HE WALKS AROUND THINKING

HE'S THE GREATEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD,

AND HE'S JUST AN OLD FART WHO WAS LUCKY ENOUGH

TO GET A CALL TO COME HERE.

- ALL RIGHT, GUYS, YOU READY?

- READY, "T." [starting horn blares]

- COME ON, GUYS!

- DI--OTHER WAY, OTHER WAY. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- AS I'M PULLING THE ROPE, I'M GETTING DUST IN MY EYES,

I'M PULLING THIS HEAVY THING.

THIS IS BY FAR THE HARDEST THING I'VE HAD TO DO HERE, PERIOD.

- GOT IT?

LET ME GET UP THERE. - COME ON. COME ON.

COME ON, CATCH UP.

- THERE YOU GO, NOW!

YOU GOT THIS, NANY, COME ON! - NOW KEEP FEEDING IT, DUSTIN!

- THAT'S WHERE WE'RE GOING DOWN, RIGHT HERE.

- DUSTIN, BRING MORE ROPE!

- NO, WE DON'T NEED TO. - JUST DON'T--JUST STOP A SEC.

- GO OVER TOP. - I CAN'T PULL IT!

- GO OVER TOP. GO OVER TOP. - YOU GOTTA HELP ME PULL IT.

- I GOT YOU, I GOT YOU. - IT'S--

- COME ON, YOU GUYS! - CLIMB AGAIN! CLIMB AGAIN!

- AND THEN COME UNDER THAT ONE AND GO BACK OVER.

- TREY AND LAURA STARTED OFF STRONG.

IF TREY'S HEAD IS IN THE GAME, LAURA'S HEAD'LL BE IN THE GAME,

BECAUSE SHE KIND OF FEEDS OFF HIM IN A MAJOR WAY.

- WE'RE GONNA WEAVE. COME THROUGH.

NO, OVER. GOOD JOB. GOOD JOB.

GOOD JOB. GOOD JOB. - YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THAT.

- YES, WE DO. - PICK UP THE PACE.

- DUSTIN, GET DOWN THERE!

- PUTTING IT OVER US. - GO DOWN THERE AND THEN--

- THAT'S WHAT I WAS SAYING.

- KEEP GOING! KEEP GOING! - ALL RIGHT.

IT JUST SEEMS LIKE ME AND NANY CAN'T GET IT TOGETHER.

- I'M PULLING!

- NO, NO, NANY, MOVE! - ARE YOU SERIOUS?

- I'M GOING THIS WAY, SHE'S GOING ANOTHER.

I'M A LITTLE SCARED THIS IS GONNA BE

MY FIRST AND LAST ARENA.

- BABE, WE GOTTA DO A KNOT SOMEWHERE,

- LET'S GO UP TOP. - HEY, GUYS?

YOU GOTTA START MAKING SOME MOVES.

both: GO UP. - GO.

GO. - YES.

- GO BACK OUT.

- HURRY UP, GUYS. - COME ON.

- WAIT, LET ME GET THE REST.

- NO, UP.

- GO UP! GO UP! KEEP GOING. KEEP GOING.

COME DOWN! - [grunts]

- THIS IS A LOT HARDER THAN IT LOOKS.

WE'RE TRYING NOT TO PANIC.

- OKAY, GUYS, YOU GOT ONE MINUTE!

- DUSTIN, COME ON, MAKE A KNOT! - RIGHT NOW, IN THE MIDDLE!

- THAT'S WHAT I-- - DON'T LOOK,

YOU'VE GOT TO MOVE! - GO! [bleep]!

- DUSTIN, WAIT!

- HEY, GO BACK IN--THROUGH! - COME ON! COME WITH ME!

JUST FOLLOW ME! JUST FOLLOW ME! TRUST ME.

- WHAT TREY AND LAURA ARE DOING IS INCREDIBLE.

SPIDER-MAN HIMSELF COULDN'T HAVE SPUN A WEB QUITE LIKE THEY DID.

- MAKE--WHAT? - GO UP. UP.

- GO UP AND MAKE A KNOT SOMEHOW!

- [grunts], [bleep].

JUST GO EVERYWHERE! GO EVERYWHERE!

JUST KEEP PULLING!

- COME ON. - PULL IT THROUGH!

- PULL IT. - DOWN! GO DOWN!

[overlapping cheering]

- OH, JESUS. - REMOVE...

STEP IN. I'M MOVING THIS.

COME ON, WE DON'T HAVE TIME.

[horn blares]

- ALL RIGHT, STOP.

- THESE KIDS DON'T LISTEN. - THEY DON'T LISTEN.

- GOOD JOB, GUYS! - ALL RIGHT, SWITCH PLACES.

- YOU SEE IT? IT GOES-- IT'S RIGHT BACK HERE.

- AND THEN IT GOES UP. - UP AND DOWN.

- CAN WE PLEASE, LIKE, SERIOUSLY, GET [bleep] TOGETHER?

- ROUND ONE, ROOKIE MISTAKES.

THAT'S OKAY, WE GOTTA LEARN FROM IT AND MOVE ON.

- YEAH, I DEFINITELY THINK WE'RE GONNA

PULL IT TOGETHER FOR ROUND TWO.

- ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS STEP OVER THAT ONE,

THEN STEP OVER AGAIN. - I THINK WHAT I'M GONNA

TRY TO DO IS TRY TO WRAP IT AROUND ME--

- THAT'S A LOT OF ROPE TO WRAP AROUND YOU, BRO.

- YEAH, TREY. - YOU THINK SO?

- AND THEN THE ROPE'S GONNA WEIGH YOU DOWN.

- YEAH. - I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT THAT.

I'M TIRED, BUT I'M GONNA PUSH THROUGH,

AND DO WHATEVER I CAN TO WIN THE SECOND ROUND.

- I THINK WE DID A PRETTY GOOD JOB

AT WORKING TOGETHER AS A TEAM

AND GETTING AS MANY KNOTS AS WE COULD.

WE GOT THIS. - [sighs]

- LOVE YOU. - WHOO-HOO!

- ALL RIGHT, GUYS, YOU READY? ROUND TWO.

[starting horn blares] - FAST! FAST!

- COME ON, TITO, COME ON.

- WE STEP INTO TREY AND LAURA'S DOME,

I'M LOOKING AROUND LIKE, "WOW, HOW DID THEY DO SO MUCH,

AND WE DID SO LITTLE?"

- ALL RIGHT, GUYS, REMEMBER,

STEP OVER THAT PIECE RIGHT THERE.

- WE'RE STARTING OFF WITH A GIANT PILE OF ROPE,

BARELY EVEN TANGLED UP.

THIS SHOULD BE CAKE.

- TAKE THAT WITH YOU, TITO.

- YEAH, SWITCH. - TURN AROUND.

OH, MY GOD. - NANY!

OVER THESE TWO ROPES! - RIGHT THERE! YES!

- THROUGH, THROUGH. - WHERE DO YOU PUT THIS?

- PUSH UP? - GO AHEAD.

- USE THE ROPE!

THERE YOU GO, LAURA! - COME ON.

- DUSTIN, WAIT! - COME HERE, COME HERE.

- HALFWAY THROUGH THIS ROUND, MY ARMS FEEL LIKE JELL-O,

BUT DUSTIN IS A FIGHTER, AND I'M JUST, LIKE,

THINKING, LIKE, "I AM SO HAPPY YOU'RE MY PARTNER."

- PULL DOWN! PULL. - [grunts]

- IT'S [bleep] HARD, 'CAUSE WE'RE STILL CONNECTED RIGHT NOW.

- [grunts]

I'M USING MY ENTIRE BODY TO PULL THIS ROPE.

IT IS SO HEAVY, AND I FEEL LIKE IT GOES ON FOREVER.

- [grunts] - HURRY UP!

- BUT I CAN'T PULL DOWN.

- YOU'RE TANGLING IT UP EVEN MORE.

- I CAN'T DO IT.

- DON'T MOVE THE ROPE TWICE, DUSTIN!

- COME ON. - DUSTIN!

YOU'VE GOTTA LISTEN TO US!

[overlapping yelling]

- COME ON, GUYS! - KEEP GOING!

- THEY'RE NECK-AND-NECK RIGHT NOW,

AND I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HOPE THEY CAN PULL IT OUT.

- FOCUS! - YEAH, IT'S A RACE NOW.

IT IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT

THAT NANY AND DUSTIN COME HOME TONIGHT,

'CAUSE THEY'RE MY TEAMMATES AND MY FRIENDS,

AND I DON'T WANT TO STAY HERE ALONE WITH ALTON.

THAT'S, LIKE, A DEATH SENTENCE FOR TEAM VEGAS.

both: [grunting]

- BRING IT DOWN!

both: [whimpering]

- I GOTTA CATCH MY BREATH.

[overlapping yelling]

I AM EXTREMELY EXHAUSTED, AND IT JUST SEEMS LIKE

WE HAVE THIS BIG, OL' CLUSTER[bleep] OF A ROPE

AND A KNOT, AND IT COMPLETELY SUCKS.

- COME ON! - YOU ARE ALMOST THERE!

- COME ON, DUSTIN AND NANY!

OH, MY GOD, YOUNG VEGAS REALLY MAY HAVE THIS.

- [grunts]

OH! ARE YOU OKAY? - OH, MY GOD.

- YES! DUSTIN, GOOD JOB!

- GO, NANY, GO.

- BUT I CAN'T PULL IT.

- WE GOT THIS. - THAT'S IT!

COME ON, VEGAS! - COME ON, VEGAS!

[indistinct yelling]

- AH!

[horn blares] - YEAH!

- WE WON. - ALL RIGHT, VEGAS WINS.

- COME AND GET SOME, YOU GUYS!

- OH, MY GOD, YOU GUYS! - YEAH! YEAH, BUDDY!

- IT'S GREAT.

- IT FEELS FABULOUS TO WIN!

- AH! - AH!

both: AH! AH! AH!

ALL I KNOW IS THAT IT'S MY FIRST ARENA,

AND I'M NOT SCARED TO DO ONE AGAIN,

SO PUT ME IN, SAN DIEGO, CANCUN, ANY OF YOU.

- AH! IT TASTES GOOD. - WE'RE COMING OUT ALIVE,

AND WE'RE STAYING HERE. WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

- OKAY.

I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. YOU DID SO GOOD.

- DUSTIN, HE'S THROWING UP.

[screaming, laughter]

- YOU GUYS DID SO GOOD.

- IT STINKS THAT WE'RE NOT GOING BACK TO THE HOUSE,

BUT I'M PROUD OF US. WE DIDN'T GIVE UP.

WE FOUGHT AS HARD AS WE COULD.

- ALL RIGHT, GUYS, THERE WAS NO QUITTERS TODAY.

YOU GUYS LEFT IT ALL ON THE COURSE.

- THANK YOU. - THAT WAS DIGGING DEEP.

DUSTIN AND NANY, YOU GUYS GOT IT DONE.

YOU'RE STILL IN THE GAME, GOING FOR THE BIG MONEY.

GO AHEAD AND REJOIN YOUR TEAM.

- CONGRATULATIONS, GUYS. HEY, GOOD LUCK, VEGAS.

[laughter]

- ST. THOMAS, UNFORTUNATELY, IT JUST WASN'T YOUR NIGHT.

- IT'S ALL RIGHT. - YOU GUYS DEFINITELY

TRIED YOUR HARDEST.

NOT BAD FOR YOUR FIRST SEASON.

I'LL SEE YOU GUYS IN THE FUTURE. TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES.

- ALL RIGHT, TJ. - ALL RIGHT.

- ALL RIGHT, TAKE CARE.

- NOW YOU GUYS GOTTA EXIT. - [laughs]

[sighs] I'M BUMMED OUT THAT I LOST.

I WISH THAT I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN TO KNOW PEOPLE

A LITTLE BIT BETTER, BUT HINDSIGHT'S 20/20,

AND I'M VERY BLESSED AND THANKFUL

FOR HAVING THIS EXPERIENCE.

- BYE, TJ. - I LOVE YOU GUYS.

THANK YOU SO MUCH. - ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU LATER.

- TREY AND LAURA LOSE THE ARENA.

IT'S BITTERSWEET. IT'S NOT EVEN,

YOU KNOW, SWEET, IT'S JUST VERY BITTER.

I KNOW THERE ARE GONNA BE SOME CHALLENGES

THAT ARE GOING TO REALLY NOT CATER TO TWO PEOPLE.

- OKAY, GUYS, I SENSE A LITTLE BIT OF TENSION IN THE HOUSE.

NOW THERE'S TWO TEAMS WITH TWO PLAYERS,

SO THINGS ARE GONNA BE CHANGING. I CAN SEE IT.

SEE YOU GUYS NEXT CHALLENGE.

[applause]

- IN REAL LIFE, [bleep] LIKE THAT

WOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING TO ME, BECAUSE I KNOW,

IN REAL LIFE, I DON'T HAVE MONEY ON THE LINE,

AND I COULD... ANNIHILATE HIM.

THERE'S WAY TOO MUCH TENSION IN THE AIR TONIGHT.

NO ONE WANTED TO SEE VEGAS COME HOME,

AND THE FACT THAT THEY DID MAKES VEGAS ECSTATIC,

AND EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST KIND OF ANNOYED

THAT THESE IDIOTS ARE STILL HERE.

- WHAT THEY'RE DOING TO YOUR TEAMMATES

IS WHAT I USED TO DO TO PEOPLE IN HIGH SCHOOL.

- IT'S MEAN, AND, LIKE, EVERYBODY JUST GETS SO HEATED,

AND IT'S LIKE, GOD!

ALTON'S NORMALLY A FIGHTER,

AND HE'S SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT COMPETITION,

AND I THINK ZACH AND FRANK HAVE JUST GOTTEN TO HIS HEAD.

SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH HIM.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE SOMEONE LIKE THAT.

- NOT ONLY DOES THE WHOLE HOUSE HATE ME

AND HAVE A BIG "X" ON ME, IT'S, LIKE, NOW MY OWN TEAM

IS QUESTIONING JUST MY HEAD IN THE GAME.

FOR THE FIRST TIME, I AM THE ONE THAT IS JUST THE ENEMY.

- GET ON MY [bleep] BACK, SAM. - GET THE [bleep] OFF OF ME!

- IF YOU CAN'T GET THROUGH TODAY'S CHALLENGE,

YOU AIN'T EVER GONNA MAKE IT THROUGH MY FINAL.

- [bleep] YOU! YOU LOST IT FOR US THEN,

YOU FAT PIECE OF [bleep].

YOU [bleep] RUN!

[shouting]

- HE'S A LITTLE PIG, AND YOU CHOSE

TO GET INTO THE DIRT WITH HIM AND TRY TO CLEAN HIM UP.

- RIGHT HERE, I WILL KNOCK YOU THE [bleep] OUT!

- YOU SCREWED OVER YOUR TEAM. - SUCH A PSYCHO.

- YOU JUST GOT YOUR ASS BEAT

BY THE SAME DUDE CHASING YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND?

- AAH!

- WELCOME TO THE BATTLE OF THE SEASONS FINALE CHALLENGE.