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In early Qing Dynasty, Kang Xi was young, he couldn't rule on his own

4 ministers were appointed to assist him

The most brutal was O'Brian

He ordered the princes in the emperor's name

And sent the Hans into prison for their publication

The leaders of the 8 divisons and the heroes hated him a lot

Especailly Chan Kan Nam the leader of Heaven & Earth Society

They wanted to kill him all the time

I feel the danger

Sir, they are the traitors from the Heaven & Earth Society

Flag Holder

Sir, you are invincible

The traitors are making a dead set at themselves

Take my order, Chan Kan Nam, the leader of the traitors is wanted

Yes sir

Your Majesty

Get up!

Cha!

How is it going about the case concerning the 7 divisions?

The division leaders asked me to report that,

they'll reach Lai Chun Brothel on time

What is your opinion on this case?

Your Majesty, O'Brian supports the White Division,

to bully the gentry of the other tribes

Thus created hatred from the other 7 divisions

They dare not take any action

in fear of O'Brian's fellows

Your Majesty has condescended to hold a secret meeting

With the tribe leaders outside the palace

to fight against O'Brian

The division leaders adore your kindness deeply

This is a very important matter

I hold the meeting

outside the palace,

and appear in the brothel zone,

Anyway, it is not an honorable conduct

Remember

Except you and the leaders

Anyone who knows this event has to be executed after the meeting

I'm adult now,

I don't want to be monitored

Your highest intelligent!

The girls are very attractive!

All the girls, come out for reception

Come on! Don't disturb us

Ladies and gentlemen,

thank you for your presence

and be my audiences

It's my great honor

Today, I'll tell...

the story of Chan Kan Nam, leader of the Heaven & Earth Society

Say, "A here is never a hero

if he cannot meet Mr Chan in his life"

He is 8 feet tall

The length of his waist is also eight feet

Does it mean he is square?

I said he was square, so what?

There are many kinds of people in the world

There is also an octagon man I'll tell you his story

OK, his famous stance is called. . .

9 Heaven 1 0 Earth God Trembling

Thunder Light Flashing Palm!

Whenever he uses it, all the living thing,

will turn into dust within a hundred mile

Woo! You must be kidding

No one knows where he is

But I have seen his half-face. . .

Once by chance

Are you kidding?

It's not possible to see his half-face!

Because his half-face is hidden! Fool!

What a fool!

Have you heard of "Showing half face by holding a Chinese guitar"?

Have you ever gone to school? Fool!

He is foolish and nonsense

Although I can only see his half-face,

we adore each other at first sight

So we made ourselves brothers before God

Shut-up!

You naughty boy, everyone listen to your bullshitting,

thus, makes no one want the girls

They are not forced to listen!

Nevertheless, prostitute is hazardous to health

So this is a credit

How dare you answer back!

Your sister is also a prostitute

If no one wants her, she has to eat shit

Shit do good to health

Then you can have it

You tell me to eat-shit? I will kill you

Thanks a lot, Mr Blind

What drive you crazy?

I'm sorry, sir

Bastard, come down!

You apologize first

What? Have you ever been beaten up?

Help! Someone's penis is in trouble!

Come up and see him!

Help! His penis contracted

Call for my sister quickly!

Who is your sister!

The Sex Scholar of Peking, the no. one beauty, Wai Chun Fa

Excuse me

It's a total mess!

It's not wise to stay here any longer

The leaders are all waiting for us

He is the one whose penis contracted

Let me have a look

Hey, where is your penis?

Is he dead?

Throw him out if he died, don't make here dirty

Who's got problem? Death? Not so easy

It's Fatty Ching, we don't I know whether he is dead or not

It's very simple, hold him up

What are you doing?

According to my experience from all these years

if a man has such kind of problem

You can stab the sinus

on the backbone hardly,

Then it will come out at once

Make his ass up!

Nearly being hit!

Everything alright, go down

Get away... stand aside!

What's the matter?

Freeze!

We come to arrest the wanted traitor Chan Kan Nam

Search!

Yes!

Your Majesty

What's going on outside?

Your Majesty, O'Brian's powerful four and their fellows are all here

Are they here for me?

I don't think so

What's the matter?

Who knows where Chan Kan Nam is?

He does!

I am only a story teller!

Take him back for questioning

Don't kill the innocent

Chan Kan Nam is here!

Chan Kan Nam?

Chow, run away if you get any chance

Master, these bastards

are not qualified to make us run like dogs

Can you see? It's great!

You shut up!

Stop, kid!

Come with me!

Die!

Shit!

Don't panic, I will come to save you

Come with me!

Go in

What is it?

A dog-hole

You want Chan get across the dog-hole

No

They saw me rescuing you

and will never know we go inside again

A hero should be flexible life is more important

Hurry up

How is the leader of Greenwood Branch?

Dead already

I'll find some water to clean your eyes first

No, the lime powder will boil

and make me blind

What should I do?

Heave to clean with vegetable oil

OK, I'll get it inside the kitchen!

Master!

What's the matter?

I am Hoi Tai Fu, the master eunuch of the Attendant House

You are Eunuch Hoi, I am glad to meet you

I have the order from the king

His Majesty orders you to withdraw all the soldiers

Yes

Then we joint our hands to fight against O'Brian

Cha!

Hoi!

Your Majesty!

What's going on outside?

All the soldiers have been withdrawn

Your Majesty, we are ready to go

OK!

Our head officer orders us to retreat at once

I've go it

Dismiss

All the soldiers have gone

I have to go too

If you go, you must bring him with you

Because everyone have seen him rescue you

We don't want the gov't come back and make trouble

Master Chan, I adore you very much

Please adopt me as your student, OK?

You?

He saved your life, you should thank him anyway

Don't you agree?

If you don't let him follow you, I'll kick him away too

So as not drag us down

To join us is very dangerous

Will you regret?

If you teach me the unrivalled martial art, I'll not be afraid

What's your name?

My name is Wilson Bond

OK, you will be my student

Follow me back to the HQs of our society

Thanks...

After all the necessary procedures,

You, Wilson Bond is one of our members

You will go to the Greenwood Branch

We have 1 0 commandments, 20 regulations

30 big rules, 80 small rules

If you commit one of these,

you've to be killed

even you're my student

Don't waste your energy, one chop can kill me

Don't be silly, get up

Our Greenwood Branch leader is killed by the fellows of O'Brian

We've to take his will as our will

to kill the old bastard, O'Brian

we'll drive the Manchuria King

and his fellow dogs away too

To resume our Ming Dynasty

Rebel Ching and resume Ming...

Rebel Ching and resume Ming!

And now, there is a very difficult task

I do hope there are someone who will take it deliberately

What is it?

I know there are 4 books of "42 chapters" inside the Ching palace

It conceive the secret

of a big Manchurian treasure

If we know the secret of the big treasure which is found outside the boundary,

We can get back all the fortune

they took from us

We can also destroy their Fung-shui origin

If the Fung-shui of them is damaged, it's the end of them

Then we can resume the Ming Dynasty in the near future

I'd like to send someone into the palace to steal these books

But I know this is a very difficult and dangerous

It's life risking!

Please sit down if you don't want to do it

- One take half - You go that way

Bond, being green,

it's very nice of you to take this job!

Fine, I will make your wish come true

But the fact is, the stool. . .

A man must not swallow his word

Do you know it violated

our commandment no.8?

One hand & one foot should be cut as punishment

Whether this is the Heaven & Earth Society or a swindler's group?

Follow me

Bond, you are a smart boy

I can speak to you in a wise way

But the outside people cannot

I don't understand

Most of the clever and reasonable people,

are now officers of the Ching Gov't

So if we have to fight against the Ching Gov't

only foolish people can be used

It's not possible to communicate

with them in a reasonable way

We have to make them in a hypnotic stage by religious means

To make them feel what they are doing is right

"Rebel Ching and resume Ming" is only a slogan

It's just the same as "Abracadabra"

The Ching Gov't bully us always

Rob all our money and women

So we must rebel the Ching Gov't

To get our money and women back, right?

It is pointless to resume the Ming Dynasty! No one cares

OK, we are both clever people, I understand it all

Please continue

If we succeed,

We can have uncountable money and women

Do you want to go?

I do

But you said it will be a life risking task

It makes me scare

I can teach you the invincible Kung-fu

It's so thick, I think I have to practice for few months

It's only the index

Those are the guide books

I think I have to study for whole year

I have studied 3 years,

& practiced 30 years

So as to obtain my invincible Kung-fu

30 years? How much time do I have for practicing?

One night

There is still one night for practice

That mean it is life risking

Nom it'd be life risking if you watch them all

But there is no chance for survive if you don't watch it

What are you doing?

You're now going to be undercover,

you will see our fellows one day

so I have to carve a mark for you

To carve the slogan,

"Rebel Ching and resume Ming" on your feet

Please make it gentle! . . .Oh, no!

Ching-Ming

Give me the other leg

Nom I would like to have it later

Is it possible for me to carve the other two words, OK?

You must do it

Otherwise, you might be killed by our fellows

It's worthless at all!

Bond, you apply as a servant in the palace tomorrow

Someone from us will contact you

The signal is one eye closed

Such a long queue!

No one queue up in the next line, why?

Hello, is here also the recruitment unit?

Yes, go in

Thanks a lot

What sort of bed is it?

Is it very unstable? Why should I be lied up?

You must be castrated to be an eunuch

To be castrated, you have to be tied up

Who wants to be an eunuch?

You, of course!

Your mother is an eunuch!

I come to be a servant only

We need eunuch urgently, you have a very good prospect

There are many advantages if you are castrated

We're on the same side, please stop making fun of me...

Who makes fun of you?

It's nonsense,

I am here to apply for the attendant job

OK, please let me go...

and line up on the right line

I am sorry

Nom you are not allowed to go

Never mind, who cares, fix him

Save the "pig"

Stop!

Sir Hoi, we cannot do that!

Why not?

It'll take 2 months to recover after the surgery

But I need someone work for me immediately

Hand him to me! I will take him back to he palace

and will castrate him later,

Then. . .

What? Loosen him now

Sorry, it's misunderstanding

Mr. Blind, you look familiar

I'll treat you someday

You want to go?

Kid Kwai, change all the clothes for him

You cannot use your name inside the palace

I'll call you,

Kid Chun now

Can you sue another word instead of Chun?

Chun, there are guards everywhere inside the Forbidden City

It is highly secured

So you are not allowed to walk around as you wish

Or, you will be executed, understand?

Are you scared?

No

They why do you jump on me?

I think you like it! I am sorry

Light the later, Kwai!

Cha!

What's the matter?

This way! Sir!

Oh, I appreciate your sun glasses so much

It's quite good!

You know the way of appreciation, don't you?

Quite a bit

As a handsome and strong man like you

Moreover, you are the only eunuch who has beard

You're smart enough even without the glasses!

You are making fun on me, Chun!

No, sir!

This moustache is fake

An eunuch is an incomplete man

This take moustache

can save some dignity for me

What are you doing?

Sir, what are those things inside the bottles?

Penis!

Penis?

The first one is a deer's penis

The second one is tiger's penis

The third one is rhinoceros's penis

The fourth one must be the penis of an elephant!

No

It's from human being

It's my lovely Dick

You have got a big one

As big as mine

I changed the bottles this morning

Sir Hoi's is in this bottle

This is only carrot!

Let me see

I can't find it

You can see more clearly though this

I have got it

It's very tiny and cute

I castrated when I was one year old, this is above standard

The one who castrated you was far above standard

He has got good eyes!

Everybody's Dick is stored at the Dick's house,

I don't want my Dick lost, so I place it here

Please don't worry, I will have my eyes on it

Shit, I want to piss

Sir, whether you stand or squat when you piss?

What are you talking about?

I think you have to fall on your face

Queue before the toilet?

I won't wait

Friend, do you mind my presence?

You are the first one

I ever seen bleeding during pissing

Kid Chun, what kind of martial art you practiced?

It makes your half-tail going up?

There...

What happened?

Many...

Dead bodies!

How do you know?

and how do you know my hair-tail going up?

I can see it

Aren't you blind?

Who tell you I am blind?

No

It's only because all the kids under me were all dead,

otherwise I will not break the rule tonight...

as to take you in before castration

You've to sneak into the residential palace of Empress Dowager with Kwai tonight

and find me a very important thing

Sir, please let me go

Everyone went never came back again

Their dead bodies were found in the Imperial Garden in the next day

Their bodies are frozen

Sir, please let me go, sir...

You should not be scared like this

I am a newcomer, I can refuse going

But you have been here for such a long time

You should not disobey your master

Don't worry

I will persuade him to go alone

Be frank, I will beat you if you don't go

Sir, I am hurt, I'd like to ask for 2 days' sick-leave

I cannot go though I wish to

Kwai, do you think you can...

escape from my martial arts?

I have to bet on my luck

Bone dissolved soft palm!

Stop!

You need not feel sorry

It's not very bad for you to hit him

in this distance

I think you power possibly is greater than mine

What?

How do you think?

The Bone dissolved soft palm?

The two I have just treated you are the Bone dissolved soft palm too

Out of my expectation

What are you doing?

I was hit by you, my bone is now dissolving. . .

The one you got is only a chronic one

Chronic!

Look at your left hand

If the green shadow pass through your elbow,

you will die

But there is one month left

Sir. I have never offended you before

Why do you push me to death?

If you go to the palace of Empress Dowager

and get me something,

then I will cure you

Shit, I was hit again

Those touches are not

Actually, what do you want me to steal for you?

The Book of 42 Chapters for me

Book of 42 Chapters?

Cut the crap, go now

Don't be scared

Below is the residential place of Empress Dowager

Everyday at this hours, she goes to the Temple worshipping Gods

She won't be back in next two hours

So you get plenty of time

Pass the book to me immediately if you find it

What if she comes back suddenly?

I will protect you all the way!

Go down!

It's very high! Not possible!

I'll send you with my palm power

Take it easy! You will be OK!

Yes! I am OK!

It's just an accident

Welcome your Highness back home

So quick?!

Empress Dowager has a big party!

Your Highness, since you feel sick

Please let me take off your clothes

Wa! She looks ugly

However, I will not refuse her

Take it off!

She knows martial art too

I found it! Isn't it true?

You bastard eunuch! You are a thief!

What's your name?

You don't know me?! You must be a newcomer

Yes! May I know your name?

Mister?!

Do you think I am a Mister?

Then, are you an eunuch?!

Yes!

That's okay. We are friends

Give it back to me!

No

If you don't, I will beat you!

Even you give me now, I will beat you!

You bastard!

I kill you I kill...

- Help! - Don't run!

Brother!

Everything's okay It's just an accident!

Don't run, stop there!

Brother, help Someone are chasing after me! Brother

Who are you?

None of your business

What is going on?

Don't think I was scared by you two

Give me back the book now!

Come up if you've guts

Why did you dispute with him?

Who is his superior?!

I will tell his superior to punish him!

Please don't! This guy is funny

He thought both of us are eunuch

Is he a fool!?

All the people here

is scared like a quail when they saw us

But he did not

He dares to hit me

With all his might

Come here if you've guts

I'll beat you up there

There must be some traps I am not a fool

Come down to fight if you are a man

You love fighting?!

I don't like fighting

But there are so many people who like to be beaten by me!

That's fine!

Tell me your rules!

I have three fighting rules

The first, not allowed to hit my face

The second, only allowed to hit your face

You cunning eunuch

Go to hell

Time break!

Want to play some tricks?

This guy stole my book

You order him to give it back Then I will fight again

Stop!

Did you steal?

No!

Beat him! Beat him!

You said no with the book in your hand!

I tell you You will regret if my fellows come!

My master is invincible

You will be damn hurt when he sneezes

Who is your master?

He is Mr. . .

Sir Hoi,

the invincible Sir Hoi Tai Fu

Hoi Tai Fu is your master?!

Are you scared?!

Scared to laugh?!

Isn't he funny?!

It's funny! But his Kung Fu is poor

So. . .

No need to write apologies letter

That's okay if you surrender and give the book back to me

That's enough for today! I will play with you tomorrow

If you can conquer me tomorrow,

I will give the book to you

And give you another one as a gift!

You have another one?!

Yes

It's boring! It is useless!

Brother

There is an eunuch whose standard, and age are more

or less same as you

Yes!

He robbed

my Forty-two Chapter Book

which I've tried my best to get it

he wants to fight with me again tomorrow!

He will only give it back if I could conquer him!

Another hit!

How dare

you lie?

No!

I disclosed your name but he beat me harder then

He has a letter for you! Here it is!

Hoi, this eunuch is very funny,

but his Kung Fu is poor

Please teach him your most powerful Kung-fu

So he can always play with me!

Don't punish him

You cannot treat him bad! Moreover you have to obey him

Take my words serious!

If not, I will be unhappy!

What did he say? Is there something special?

What kind of martial art

you want to learn to fight against this guy?!

It seems he owes this guy a lot

You would like me to learn from you, wouldn't you?!

Okay, then teach me the Bone-dissolved soft palm

If you practice it for fifty years,

you can have some achievement

The unrivalled Kung-fu has to be practiced for such a long time

I will lay in the coffin on the half way

How can I use it to fight You're a loser

You're right Moreover, it is too powerful

I'm afraid it will hurt our...

What?

Peaceful of the palace!

Tell me if you have anything

so I can choose

Okay!

Sir!

What's the matter?

I feel hungry

Prepare something for me to eat

What a great handle! What's the use of it?

You cannot manage it! Change a lighter one

That's quite good!

Please help me!

Damn you asshole!

How can you cut like this!

Change it

Is it funny flying up and down?

Are you still a kid?

You know I am eating!

You made all the leave falling down

Can you stay calm for a little while, old man?

Kid Chun, how dare you?

It's you who want me to learn

What's the matter?

Stop!

Are you tired of it?

Shit!

Hold it

What's the matter?

How do you call this stance?

The never missing heart-fetching dragon hand

The never missing tits-fetching dragon hand?!

What are you thinking?

I want this one

This one?

I will put my whole effort on it

Attack!

Where do you learn it from?

None of your business,

I usually use it on women

As you are not a bad guy,

so I break my rule to show you

Brother,

you loss today

Don't come over, his stance is dirty

He fetches here

Take care of yourself first

We agreed not to hit the face

But you attack my chest!

So what?

You don't make money with your tits!

But I make money with my face

You bastard eunuch A dirty gibber

Aren't you an eunuch?

Only the king has Dick inside the Forbidden City

Who do you think you are?

What would you say?

Surrender or not?

Nonsense!

- I'm hurt. . . - You lose?

hands off, I surrender

Bingo!

You lost!

Are you crazy? Don't touch me, it's pain

You make me fetch you

How do you feel?

It's pain!

Why do you have...

You just said,

only the king has Dick inside the Forbidden City

King?

Your Majesty,

Sir O'Brian is coming to see you

So what shall we do?

Old bastard!

He comes to the imperial Reading Room without my order

He is too ridiculous!

You two hide up first

Hurry up!

Hide up! Quick!

Down under here

- Your Majesty! - Your Majesty!

Get up

Thank you, your Majesty

I wonder, all of you come to see me so urgently,

are there anything very important to tell me?

Please issue an Imperial Proclamation

to arrest Scholar Sony

Scholar Sony is at the same level as you do

He is one of the 4 advisors

to the throne assigned by father

He contributes to our country

Why do you urge me to arrest him?

Sony is guilty, he makes our people angry

Our military dept goes against him

It's not possible to control our people if we do not put him in jail

So our fellow officials ask me

to urge your Majesty,

Please issue the Imperial Proclamation

You have no evidence, how can I arrest my advisor?

My word is evidence

I control the military troops which have over millions of soldiers

Military command from me can never be altered

I give a command, thousand heads will fall on the ground

So don't you think I am a liar?

Even you think I am a liar,

Are all the officials liars?

Please think it over

I have to think it over

Civilians are in hand time

You should not delay any longer

I have to think it over

Your Majesty, please let me grind the inkstone

Hey!

He is O'Brian?

Yes

He is very tough!

Yes

What do you think? I am not a girl

I know you are not a girl

I know you are not a boy too

Stop it!

Who's inside?

It's me

You bold eunuch, why do you hid here?

Guess!

Soldiers, drag him out for execution

- Stop! - Stop!

Who is he?

He. . .he is my intimate officer

Intimate officer?

Intimate officer? I haven't heard of it before

Don't you want dying to speak to his Majesty so proudly?

I'm sorry, Your Majesty

Look at me?

Ridiculous!

What's your name? How old are you? Where do you work?

Don't look, speak up

Why do you get up? Drop!

What are you looking?

I don't care who this guy is

I just want you to arrest Sony now

What are you doing

Our majesty has his own decision Shut up

Actually, Sony doesn't pay the bill

seduce your wife. . .

We all know it

Bullshit!

I haven't finished

Actually, I am a special agent of our Majesty

Undercover,

- Yes - the top undercover

I am sent to check you up

So as to know who is the undercover of Sony

You are so eager to kill him

I think you are on the same boat with him

Bullshit

I control the military force

I don't need to co-operate with Sony

- Oh - Oh...

Oh. . .

- What is it? - What's you opinion?

Do you want to intimidate?

Everybody hears that he intimidate our Majesty

I didn't...

I heard it, so do his Majesty, no excuse this time,

Hey men, Drag him out for execution

Hold it

Since you are a good boy, I give you a chance

Dismiss now

I kill you glibber!

Thanks! But I won't bother you

If our Majesty wishes,

everyone could not keep his head

But I don't know who first, you or me?

Sir O'Brian, I will find the solution of Sony's case

I will send you reward tomorrow

You should go with all the officials now

Sir O'Brian, we leave now

He is a born hero

Farewell, Your Majesty

Brother

Kid Chun is smarter than you this time

You are scared like a quail!

Thanks a lot

You are welcome

I touched the your Dick by accident, I'd be sentenced to death

Please forgive me

You are innocent

Thanks, Your Majesty

Brother, I think Kid Chun is very cute,

can you assign him to me?

Stop fooling around

Get up, I do need someone to help me

Kid Chun is a clever and brave boy

Do you mind working for me?

It's my pleasure

I will grant you

the title of Imperial Top Undercover

I've got it

You have to assist me to go against O'Brian,

As well as Hoi Tai Fu too

Hoi Tai Fu?

Hoi is an intimate subordinate of my father

I discovered that he acted very odd,

I am afraid he has some tricks

Moreover, Hoi has prejudice against Empress Dowager

I want you to keep an eye on him and report his behavior

Yes

The relationship between us, and the things happened today,

only 3 of us know it,

if you leak out this secret,

I will cut your head off

Yes

But if she leaks it out?

Your head will be cut off too

Your Majesty is fair and just,

I respect you whole heartedly

You should attend whenever I want to see you

Assist me to look over the traitors

Cha!

You can look over me too

The stance I sued

was to hold his legs

He turned his head,

I use the stance so called "Lion seize the peach"

Isn't it "Monkey seize the peach"?

Can't a lion eat peach?

Please don't disturb!

So I used the "Lion Seize the peach"

I fail!

But I got some hair in my hand

guess why!

Was it the hair of the armpit?

No

Ridiculous!

You're not the first one who break my tables and chairs

I am well prepared

Do you know except for the Bone-dissolved soft palm

I have the Rope-dissolved soft leg too

How about the 42 Chapter book?

I don't remember where I put it

Has the green shadow reached your elbow yet?

Soon!

But is you cure me,

may be I can remember

Dare you play tricks?

Who is it?

Hoi, we are sent from the Empress Dowager

I am ill, sorry for impolite reception

Has Empress Dowager had any order for me?

Her Highness wants Kid Chun

Is Chun misbehaved himself?

Cut the crap, ask Chun out

We've to hurry back

Why does she want you?

May be I am handsome

This is poison

Put it into her tea

or wine if you get any chance

It's dangerous

I'll protect you

Go

Everyone bullies me

Are you Kid Chun?

Yes, is Empress Dowager looking for me?

Thanks, please lead my way

I've never refused

What's wrong?

You can rape, but don't kill

We just earn for living, it's not necessary to kill, right?

Does the Empress know I am not castrated?

If so, it's dead

Who is it?

You...

Don't you recognize me?

I am thinking

Though my brother didn't grant you to me,

you can't escape from me?

I can order the maid of my mom to take you here

Mom? that means

The Empress is my mom

The Emperor is my bother

So you...

Kneel down in front of the princess now

Yes

Too late, you're offensive, kill

Don't be mad

But I am tied up

I don't care, you're offensive, kill

I'm considering to dig your eyes out or cut you nose

Or cut the organ that you shouldn't have

I suggest. . .

Why don't you let me free first?

I will do anything you want, is it OK?

We can try!

Give me a handsome look

Not necessary

I am always handsome

Give me an ugly look

No, it's useless no matter how hard I try

Give me an indecent look

Not necessary

You get it when you look at the mirror

Me?

How bold are you, it's not funny

OK, I'll let you free

How about being a turtle?

I am sorry, I can be anything,

but not a turtle

Why?

This is my principle!

Well, I'll beat you if you don't obey

OK, I'll do it

I don't want it

Laugh. . .

Don't hit me

Continue, laugh

I'd rather be a turtle, it's funny

Then!

Sure, trust me

Ok, then you act as a turtle and I'll hit you

Quick!

That's too much!

Why?

Why do you force me?

Come on, I beg you

Hit me!

Are you kidding?

Yes, please,

use you most powerful stance

I know only one stance

So use it

Come on, please hit me

How can I do it?

Hurry up....

I'll do as you wish

Princess, I am coming

You're a fool, why are you so scared?

I'll treat you good

Don't be big mouth

I know how to do

There is a new clothe, dress it up now

Don't let anyone take advantage on you

What are you doing here?

Playing games

Sure

King-ning,

I know you're naughty

But you should not mess around with this eunuch!

Although there won't be anything harmful,

if anyone knows, how can I face them?

I won't do it again

I'll forgive you this time, but never do it again

May I be excused?

Stay where you are

What?

For the sake of the Princess's reputation,

I've to treat you that way

No

Let him go, otherwise I'll kill the Princess

Who are you?

You trespassed in my bedroom several times,

do you know it's severe crime?

You disguise the Empress Dowager, it's also a severe crime

Bullshit!

It's truth

I know you're using. . .

the martial arts from Dragon Sect

Why are you here?

Speak up

You want me to tell you? Let's see whether you are qualified or not

Snake hand?

It's peanut, how dare you fight against me?

Your power is really great

But you are not that experienced

My God, what happened?

Don't panic

Kill the bitch for me!

I've never killed a chicken before

I don't think that's good

You offend me?

Bond, take my dragon prick

and stab between his eyebrows

I'll make you a minister

It's lucky if you don't kill me

I don't believe you

Don't trust her

Her vitality chain is broken,

she'll go crazy if she moves

Take the prick and stab in her head

It's not my business!

Can you two ignore my presence?

Chun, kill her

If I die,

no one could cure you

I'll cure you

She doesn't know how!

the King is coming

The King's coming,

don't you think he will trust you?

He'll kill you first

I'll kill you even risking my life

Don't be mad

You'd better cure me first

Get out

It's the fact!

I didn't mean it

Mother

Your Majesty

I passed your palace just now

and heard a loud noise

What happened?

There was an assassin

Luckily, this brave eunuch

saved my life

Chun, have you seen the assassin?

Yes or no?

Yes, but I cannot recognize him

Princess is fainted inside

Fainted!

Guards, go get the doctor

And strengthen the security here

Cha!

You're scared, take a rest first

Yes, Your Highness

Leave me alone

Any discovery?

Not yet

Why don't you go and watch over Hoi now?

Hurry now

I beg you

If you turn into ghost,

please do not come back and frighten me!

Thanks a lot!

Hoi, it's not my fault!

If you want to take revenge,

you'd go to the Empress

But not me

I'll burn you more paper money

You must find the right body to take revenge

I'm innocent

Dicky! You're Dicky!

Here is a dick

Is this tongue like your dick? Yes! Yes!

No! You look like my dick

Sir I can only accept

if you say my tongue is like you dick

You look like a dick

Ridiculous. He must be a crazy!

You are a dick!

You want to find the dick? Come with me

Here is a dick!

Here!

Here is a dick! Here!

Dick is here!

Here!

You drink it up first,

then you can have many dicks

I'll find some herbs for you

You eat it, then your dick will become enormous

Enormous?!

Enormous!

Great!

Run away is the best idea!

I drink it up! Why there is no dick?

Where is the dick?

Where is the herb?!

Give me the herbs, quick!

Give me the herbs. Quick

I found herbs for you

No! That is poison!

Tasteful...

Is he really crazy?!

Sir...

Sir, are you okay?

I ask you!

Why do you follow my words?

Do you obey to me?!

Do you obey to me!?

That's wonderful!

Cure me now

Oh. . . No!

Oh...no!

I'll cure you!

Damn you dick!

Your kindness!

What do you want to tell me?

I follow your instruction to watch over Sir Hoi

But it was known by him

How could he know?

He knew everything

because I spoke out in a dream

He wanted to kill me

It's lucky that I spoke out your name

while I fought with him

It just like God-blessed I hit his death sinus by chance

And now, Sir Hoi went crazy

Please forgive my fault!

You are very bold!

Yes! Yes! I am a boy

You cheat me! You are a disguised eunuch

No, I am not!

You're telling lies

I've looked the list of eunuchs thoroughly

I didn't find your name

Your name never appeared on the castration record, too

Where do you come from?

I tell you the truth I was being forced

I wish to be servant in the place at first!

But I was found by Sir Hoi

I don't know why he chose me

He forced me to be an eunuch until now

I don't mean to cheat you, your Majesty

Okay! Then you get up first

Thanks! Your Majesty!

You tell the truth to me!

Have you castrated yet?

No!

Nothing comes from nothing

The world is fair

I fetched the Dragon's dick before and you are fetching me now

This is very meaningful

My loyalty to Your Majesty

is just like the river, flows endlessly

It's also like the flooding of Yellow River, never stopped

That's enough

This compensate for your fetch last time

We don't owe each other then

Thanks you for your excellent fetch

It's good for you of not being an eunuch

According to the law issued by my ancestors

Eunuch cannot influent politics

I can make you officer since you are not an eunuch

What is your name?

My name is Wilson Bond Born in the capital

O'Brian killed Sony!

What?

O'Brian is pushing me

But I think I can retreat no more this time

I must kill this old bastard

He controls the military force

If I make any more, I do afraid he will. . .

Rebel

He is not able to have soldiers

and troops with him all the time

We can attack him while he is alone

I've the same idea

Duran!

I'm here, Your Majesty

Where did you come from?

It's a secret Why should I tell you?

You're right

Duran is my security head He is loyalty to the country

Wilson Bond is...

my initimate officer

I gather both of you here

as to discuss how. . .

to create a chance for you two

to kill O'Brian together

Are you scared?

No...No

If anyone knows this secret

I will kill you both

I have ordered O'Brian to come to my reading room

Please suggest how we can kill him!

We can use the old trick which Emperor Chin was assassinated

We hide the sword inside the painting roll, then he'll be finished

May be we can serve him with poisoned wine

Your Majesty, if O'Brain is still alive

I will lay an ambush of twelve powerful guards

as to kill him by massive force

O'Brain is invincible I do afraid you cannot kill him

I don't think so Moreover we can set traps!

Good!

We have another powerful guy there!

Who's he?

It's the crazy Eunuch Hoi

Eunuch Hoi?

He will follow whatever I do

We can ask him

to attack O'Brain

Whom should he be disguised?

Brother Kwan!

We call O'Brain here and accuse him inloyalty and unrighteous

To make him kneel down and swear before Brother Kwan

He will do so since he doesn't take this seriously

Once he kneel,

I will use the weapon...

to attack him!

No!

Dangerous!

Your plan is approved! We will kill O'Brain tomorrow at noon

Thank you, Your Highest

Sir Bond, what make you so pain?

I was beaten up by the King

You can stand the pain until now?

You are strong!

My appreciation to you

is just like the river flows endlessly

It's also like the flooding of the Yellow River, never stopped

Hi, I think...

We could be adopted brothers

Good Brothers

Go to buy...

Go to buy but go hooking

Sir O'Brain assembled

Sir O, please come in

Your Majesty

What can I do for you, Your Majesty?

Please be seated

The Frontier between Russia and us is not fixed until now

The Russian sent me the map

& hope to fix the frontier

I want your opinion

I have to look at the map first

We are not in a jury

Attendant, serve wine!

Sir O,

this is the map from Russian

Please take a look!

Jing Ke's assisnation was failed

I don't believe that. . .

Your Majesty's adopt this stupid plan

You're bold. How dare you?

You don't know you're in deep shit now?

Do you know the wine you drunk is poisoned?

It doesn't matter! I forced it out with my inner-power

You try it!

Help. . .care!

Use the traps!

Shit!

Luckily it was locked

Help! My Lord!

Your Majesty It you wish me dead, I must die

But if you treat me like this

I'm not contented

I know you have invincible power

I only want to test you

How dare are you uttered such rebellion speech

Test my power?!

Of course!

Good! If you are loyal to me

Kneel down in front of Brother Kwan & swear

Promise your loyalty to me forever

Fine

I, O'Brain, is a loyal man, I will die for the country

If this is not true, I would be hit by the thunder

Brother Kwan, show your power

Brother Kwan, snores! Can't you hear?

I kill you!

Thirteen Warriors Golden-bell Protection

Protect me! Protect me!

Protect the King

He looks like invincible

The Thirteen Warriors Golden-bell Protection

can defend any attack

That means invincible?

We should attack his penis and his eyes

I think you had lost your mind!

Kid Chun!

Care me not, you should fight against him

He's coming!

Damn!

He reaches the highest stage of Golden-bell Protection. He can shrink his penis in

Bone dissolved soft palm

Protect me!

Your Majesty. I am guilty, I should not come so late

No time for talking

Your Majesty, I'm protecting you too

Bone dissolved soft palm

Dicky! Dicky!

Protect me...

Protect me!

Save our King!

Dicky!

Wait for me!

No, you can't kill me

At this moment, I have to tell you the truth

In fact, I am your son

Dad!

Dragon hand

Help! O'Brain rebels!

Help! Where have all the people gone?

Help!

Fire, come out quickly

Empress Dowager!

Help! Empress Dowager

You are bold!

You dare to come to me

Listen to me, Empress Dowager, O'Brain rebels

He killed the King and now he is coming here

He said he would rape you first before killing you

What did you say?

Care me not. You go first!

Silk!

Protect me

Mother

Wilson Bond

Are you OK?

Your Majesty, after a severs fight

I defeated this rebel finally

and saved Empress Dowager

If I die, I can go peacefully

Have you been hurt?

My organs are injured!

But if there is a big sum of money for me to buy herbs

That will be fine!

Put O'Brain into the Imperial jail

Cha!

Mother...

I make you scared so much! I'd be blamed!

Luckily, Bond saved me in spite of his own life

Otherwise, I would have been killed by the bastard O'Brain

Thank you for your compliment

Bond, your achieved another merit this time

What a pity! He could not be an officer since he was eunuch

In fact, Bond is not a real eunuch

He is my undercover to look over Hoi Tai Fu

He is a man

I did not mean to cheat,

but I have to carry on my special mission

Please forgive my misbehavior

That means Wilson can be an officer

Wilson Bond

Cha!

I grant you. . .

the title of Scholar of Doll Court and offer you a Yellow Riding Jacket

Your main duty is to confiscate the property of O'Brain

Duran, You assist Scholar Wilson!

Thanks, Your Majesty

My heart broke... Thinking of the regrets of the country sentimentally. . .

Sir, you do not have to cry even you sing so badly

Bullshit! I cry because my heart is broken

How can this bastard

take so much fortune from the people

I cry for the country and the people

You're great, Sir!

Sir Duran!

Sir, after initial calculation,

O'Brain possessed 380,000 taels of gold

This bastard embezzled so much money

I hate people embezzling

I must ask the King

to kill people who embezzled

Sorry Sir! I overlooked the figure

It should be 3800,000 taels of gold instead

Oh? My hatred like the sea. . . never be forgotten...

I'll request to resume

the skin-peeling penalty of Ming Dynasty

Do you know how it executed?!

How?

First, bury oneself inside the sands

Only let the head expose

Then cut the head in between

extend the wounded hole

Pour mercury inside the wound

Then one will suffer from itchy very seriously

There's no way out!

You wish you could find a hole and get away

As there is hole in the head

So you will go through it

and leave the skin inside the sand

Don't know when I will fulfill my hope

Do you feel somewhere itchy?

Yes, sir

After precise calculation,

the total asset is 1 3.8 millions taels

And there is some more which have no records

I suggest all the money should be transferred to your home

So you can check it over before you present it to the treasury

Good!

Why there are so many people kneeled down here?

Sir,

they are wives of O'Brain

They are so young? They must be forced by O'Brain

What a pity!

I know she is very tired!

Take her back to my home, I will sleep together will her

O'Brain is a real tough guy!

You look, he beated her so badly

Take her to my home immediately I will take care of her

The golden-hair lion queen?

O'Brain betrayed our country

This must be a spy

Take her to my home. I will take investigation

There is nergo too?!

Take her to my home

You want her?!

All the women look the same in darkness

O'Brain the basted

He loves women at all ages

No, sir, she is not a wife of O'Brain

She is his mom

Do you want her?

Take her to your home!

What for?

An aged people is a treasure

Now I grant you a treasure

You should treat me a meal

OK!

I'll beat you

Sir,

we find a gun inside the store

There is also an armour of heavenly silkworm

The armour the can defend anything, can't it?

And the gun which can destroy anything?

If the gun shoot at the armour. . .

then what will happen?

It's easy,

you can find some brave one to wear the armour

You'll get the answer if you try

Yes

Make it sharp, sir

Sir,

we find a 42 Chapter Book inside a hidden shelf

This is not 42 Chapter Book

This is a book of Buddhism, isn't it?

Yes, sir

Take it to my home for my mother

Did I shoot him?

Yes,

you did

The armour cannot defend

Bury him properly

Yes

Everything is his house is not allowed to move

I will confiscate his property later

Yes, sir

Come on, Bond

I want to talk to my sister personally

Please leave us alone

Get lost!

Aren't you an officer now?

Yes, I have embezzled millions taels of gold

But I have to flee away now,

so I come here to fetch you with me

Sister!

Fainted, but not dead

Wake her up, hurry!

Bond

I can't recognize you in such a short distance, who are you?

Master, it's you!

I know everything

you did in the palace

I am not quite understand

I can tell you are poisoned from you forehead

Yes, I was hit by the chronic bone dissolved soft palm

I am very poor, Master

You have to save me

What's wrong?

You are cured

I know someday I will be cured

Thank you, Master

Follow me, I have to talk to you

I, in name of the Chief,

Promote you to be the branch leader of the Greenwood Branch

Congratulation

Branch leader?

This is the order of the Greenwood branch

O'Brian is captured by Wilson Bond

and has been put into the imperial jail

There is information that

His buddies and the 7 red-cloth lamas

are planning to rescue him

So Bond has to take action first

To kill O'Brian

And expel the Manchurian King at the same time

To kill all the barbarians

But I do afraid that my power is so limited

You bastard! You seized all his fortune

Now you have women and money

You must contribute something

I have just get small amount of money

I have no women

Come out!

Who is it?

Gentlemen

They are born

to be connected twins

Luckily, our divine doctor

separated them

So they talk, move,

eat and sleep together

Even they fight,

they will act in the same time

Now, I assign them to be your body guards

To help you to get rid of the bastard King

Master, let's discuss it

You assign them to look over me, I know

Frankly speaking, let's share our profit half and half

So may I be excused from going to the palace?

Make it 40-60

You want 70%?

That's too greedy of you

You want 80%? That's too much!

You want 90%?

I prefer going to the palace!

You promise, I didn't push you

Pals, gather all our men

Gather outside the city gate at 1 1 o'clock

Bond, you give us the single by burning a firework

Then we'll rush into the palace

to kill O'Brian and the king

Kill them!

Shit!

I won't go, why do you tie me up?

And push me on the bed?

Why don't you sleep with me?

How can you treat me that way?

Please behave yourself

If you promise not to go

We will untie you immediately

My nickname is

"Honestly righteous young gentleman"

I do deserve it

I do keep my promise

OK

you don't let me go because of you loyalty to our country

Then you have to prove one thing to me

What?

I want to know if you two were mind connected or not

One feel itchy,

and the other feel pain!

We must have an experiment

Want a try?

Sit here, and don't move

Follow me

Don't move!

Don't ! Master, don't

Don't!

It's true!

Harder, don't stop!

It's time

Don't stop!

This proves you two

and mind connected

It also proves my dragon hand

is powerful indeed

Our Chief assign us to you

actually, we are your fiancees

We do hope our master treat us politely,

If we can resume the Ming Dynasty, we'll marry you

Why didn't you tell me earlier?

Now you sit here, don't move

You come with me, we'll have another experiment

It's merely academic

Bond

Who's it?

Where are you? Bond!

It's the sister of the King

Go in, quick!

Don't make any noise!

Bond...

Now I find you here!

Where have you been these day? Do you skill love me??

I am busy!

I've go tiger's penis soup

from the imperial doctor

Really?

OK, let me hold the cup with my hand

Left, right, forward...

Yes, thanks

You are welcome

The house is so big to have the echo

You naughty boy

Have to wait until it's cool

That's warm to drink

Good, let me take the cup up

Why do you waste it and poor it down your neck

Oh, I'm a merciful man,

but I try to be a little bit

Nonsense

Finished, let me give you back the cup

Now you are Sir Wilson Bond

Why don't you propose our marriage to my brother?

Have you forgotten

you have slept with me?

Are you going to forget it?

I will ask my brother to kill you

Please do not exaggerate

Exaggerate?

Do you have another women?

No, you're too sensitive

All the other women

are shit to me except you

What are you doing?

There is mosquito!

Mosquito?

If you have guts, fly to my chest

Then I will kill you with my fists

I'd be tough to you

Come on

Why don't you propose our marriage to my brother quickly?

You have blood!

I'm sick!

Sick?

Sure, because of your soup!

Blame on me, just blame on me

Stop talking about it

Why don't you go and get me some herbal tea?

Go, or I will die

Stop, I will be killed if you go on like this

You are a bag egg

You keep 2 bewitching women here!

I'll ask my mother to kill you

Chase!

Your poor martial arts!

How can you fight against me?

Two to one, it's no fair!

Shut up!

Experess Dowager invites Sir Wilson Bond

Come, take her on the bed, now

What's the matter?

Sir, Her Highness wants to invite you to her palace

Are there anything urgent?

If you don't go,

Don't blame us for impoliteness

Wait!

What?

The 2 bloody women outside are very powerful

We cannot take this risk

What shall we do?

I'll be right back

Be careful!

Keep an eye on her!

Good day, Your highness

Your Highness

Congratulations, Sir Bond

I think you have got much fortune from O'Brain

I only contribute to our country, I won't take any dirty money

If I seized any taels from O'Brian,

Bless me to be killed by O'Brian

If I didn't stop him,

You would have been killed

Your are invincible and remarkable

Thanks for your kindness

I think the 42-Chapter Book

is with you now, right

What is the book you have just mentioned?

Don't lie to a clever person

You assisted Hoi

to steal my 42-Chapter Book of Red Division

Then His Majesty

gave you his book of White Division

Among the property to O'Brian's treasure,

There is no record of his 42-Chaper Book of the Blue Division

That means you have taken it

Except the one

from Wu Sam Kwai

You have got 3 out of 4

So you must know clearly about the treasure

I don't understand, can you repeat once more?

What are you doing?

"Ching Ming" on the right, there must be "Rebel & Resume" on the left

How can you deny to be a member of Heaven & Earth Society?

Please don't get angry

Yes, I am a member of the Heaven & Earth Society,

but you are from the Dragon Sect

We go our own way

Now you are pushing me

to disclose your secret

Who are you going to tell?

If I kill you, will you soul tell the King in his dream?

I don't think so

If you want me dead, you've got chances before

Don't you want to know where the 3 books are?

Serve me tea

I've been tailing you

You hid these books in Lai-Chun Brother!

Then you came out and met Chan Kan Nam

I've taken them already

Got it? That's perfect

So, everything's fine, right?

May I be excused?

Do you think I have had any glance of it?

I have read many times of it

But I still can't find the secret

Tell me now,

or I'll let you free

Since you say so,

why not kill me?

Don't forget,

I am Sir Wilson Bond

So many people know I am here,

including your daughter King-ning

Do you think you could be free after killing me?

Don't you think I will believe you?

You can take a risk

Don't worry,

today is the fast day of dragon Sect

We cannot kill

Why not tell me earlier,

you really scare me!

But I know someone who is so willing to kill you

Tell me, what is the secret?

What do you want? I really don't know!

Do you want to chat with him?

No, he is not my friend

You can make friends with him, now!

Hero, forgive me!

You bastard, I'll kill you

I want to kill you!

Kill me? I'll wait for you

Dare to behave so proudly in front of me?

I won't afraid of your martial arts!

Wish your penis goes to your throat

& comes out through your mouth!

You bastard,

fucking asshold, shit!

I'll take a pile of shit to feed you bastard

Your father is gigolo, your mother got sex disease

You peeped women in bath when you were 3

You forced women to peep you bathing when you were 4

When you were five. . .

Is Master fine?

Help!

Mother...

You're merciful, you'll forget our minor mistakes

Please don't take it seriously

When you are 70, you go to have circumcision

71 , you will indecent

assault the little girls

at 72, you pay somebody to fuck you

you will send him a shiu-mai plus 1 000 taels, too

are you tired?

No,

I think the curse I used for our 40's is not worse enough

I have to scold you from that year on wards

You waste my energy!

Brother, we come to save you from Tibet

Are you OK?

- Who is this guy? - Don't kill me

He is now the right-hand of the bastard King

Bring him with us as a hostage

Yes

Go

Don't go!

The outposts of the imperial guards are in front of us

There are powerful warriors

I think we cannot go through it

You mean. . .

You guard me

So I can force out the dragon pricks

Only if my vitality is back to normal

I can find no rivals inside the Forbidden City

Well, we'll guard you

Heaven & Earth Society?

Master

Bond!

O'Brian?!

Don't let him get rid of the dragon pricks

If so, no one can defeat him

Kill O'Brian first, and then kill the bastard King

Master, speak out if you need any help

Step on my cymbal, forget about me

Master

Shit, O'Brain is invincible,

he knows to shrink his penis

Shrink his penis?

If one shrinks his penis,

you can prick his sinus

on the backbone with a hairpin

Then it will come out immediately

Dicky. . .

Are you still alive?

Crazy again!?

Yes, I am crazy!

That's shit!

Be careful, Bond

Don't kill my dick!

Don't, you can't defeat him

Be careful, sir

Master, you've killed O'Brian

You've killed O'Brian

Thanks you friend for helping

Thanks you

He is my friend

Since you are hurt,

let's not kill the king now

Anyway, we killed O'Brian

for our brothers

Go and see your good pal

Master, leave first, leave it to me

Bond, be careful

You too

Sir...Sir...

Kid Chun?

You come to normal again!

Don't panic, I have lost my martial arts

I can never kill you

I did wrong to you

Forget it, but I am sorry,

I can't cure you

My master did it

Do you know the secret of the Empress Dowager?

Sure, she is. . .

The divine lady of the Dragon Sect

I see!

Don't worry

She could not harm you

if I am still alive

What?

Go, otherwise, you will lose your life

Kidding? Sir. . .

You have better run for your life

If he turns into a ghost, you will lose your life faster

Bond, you really lucky

You are still alive although you stayed in the same prison with O'Brian

Don't go mad, this is your fast day

The clock past 1 2

If you don't tell me

the secret of the books

You have to see Hoi and O'Brian

Majesty!

Your Majesty, I am glad you are here

Mother

Your Majesty, Bond wants to kill me

Why are you here

Your Majesty

Bond and Hoi are members of the Heaven & Earth Society,

They kidnapped me

We met O'Brain and his fellows on the way

They fought against each other, and none alive

Bond tried to kill me too

What

I don't want to waste any time

The fact is this guy disguised to the your mother,

She is the divine lady of the Dragon Sect

Is it true?

Imperial army be alert

Yes

Everyone of the Heaven & Earth Society

marked "Rebel Ching, resume Ming" on their feet

Tell him to take off the shoes and shoe you

Bond

It's not true

Guards, take his shoes off

Your Majesty

Hold it

Ching Ming?

There must be Rebel and Resume on the other foot

Put it together,

it forms "Rebel Ching, resume Ming"

Show me the other one

Don't

Chung Yang?

Though I've not been educated

I know the word "Filial"

Ching Ming and Chung Yang are festivals to memorize our ancestors

I marked them on the feet,

So as to remind me to worship my ancestors in these festivals

Mother

She isn't the real Empress Dowater

She is a stand-in

Why don't you trust me?

No

We won't believe you

Mother

Kin-ning

One more Empress

Don't believe her,

she is our real mother

She is fake

She kept me in the residential palace and disguised as me

For half year!

Your Majesty, we have steal evidence, there is no other solution, but

Shoot!

Bond, I won't forget you

It's not me to tell them shoot you

I should be blamed since you suffered deeply

Long life, Your Highness

Luckily, Kin-ning and these 2 eunuchs saved me

Bond told me that

Bond?

Mother, Bon is my intimate officer

You killed O'Brian

and disclosed the secret of the fake Empress,

You have achieved remarkable merit

I grant you the title of Sir Deer-Tripot

Thanks for your kindness

Bond, I'll be back

When I appear next time,

I am sure you won't recognize me

I don't care if it's right, worng or stupid

My legend will be passed on through songs

Don't ask it's true or not

Get rid of the hatred and have fun

No matter you're with me or not

Just act happily

I'll be happy if I want to be happy

Have some fun if you want to be happy

We're free, just like playing games

Everything is like a game

No matter it's true or not

it's just like a drama

I don't care if I'm good or evil

Just love me if you like