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[bowling ball thuds]

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[bowling ball rattling]

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- Yes.

- Great work, Jenn.

- Thanks. - Getting better all the time.

- Yeah, it's kind of embarrassing, you know,

working in a bowling alley,

not really being able to bowl. [chuckles]

- You're doing fine.

And besides, you work in the cafe, speaking of which.

- Ah, yes, ma'am. Break's over.

[bluesy rock music]

[skittles clattering]

- Yes.

[gentle rock music] [heels clacking]

- Hey, Candy. - Hey, Matt.

You're looking pretty good out there.

- Thanks, well, when you've been bowling as long as I have,

it's sort of become second nature.

- You're forgetting that I grew up in this alley.

My pop owned it before I did it.

I'm still not as good as you are.

- Ah, you're plenty good, okay?

You hold back to make sure

the regular paying customers don't feel bad.

- You're a regular paying customer,

and I don't have to worry about you.

- But I'm the exception, you know,

speaking of regular customers,

isn't Lucy in here normally about this time?

- Jenn said she had a date tonight.

- Really? With who?

- I don't know. It was a blind date.

Someone she met on the internet.

- Well.

[skittles clattering]

[sultry saxophone music]

[both giggling]

- And Travis, I had such a great time tonight.

- Yeah, it was fantastic. - The dinner, the dancing.

- The dessert.

- It's hard to believe we only met a week ago.

And that was online.

Do you go on a lot of blind dates?

- No, I mean, I mean, maybe a few,

but nothing as good as tonight.

[lips smacking]

- I couldn't agree more. I've had so much fun.

[both giggling]

- Baby, the fun is just beginning.

[sultry piano music]

Ah, well, now, listen, babe.

That was great, but I gots to go.

- Oh, okay.

- Well, you know, I got work and stuff, and you know?

- Right, I understand.

- Okay. But I'll call you, okay?

- You will? - Yeah, of course, baby.

That was great.

- Bye, Travis. - Goodnight, Lori.

[door thuds]

- It's Lucy.

[slow blues music]

- So how'd you do today?

- Well, I'm never gonna get rich working in this place,

but it's enough to keep the doors open.

- You ever think about just getting out of here

and selling this place, leaving this one-horse town?

- Excuse me, I live in this one-horse town.

- So do I, but if I had the chance, I'd leave in a snap.

- Nah, I could never leave.

My pop built this place with his bare hands.

It was nothing when he started, but it was his dream.

- But is it yours?

- It is now. And that's enough.

[gentle blues music] [shoes clacking]

- Oh, hey, Luce. How'd the date go?

- It was awful. - Oh, no.

- Yeah, just like the last 47 internet dates I've had.

I mean, if you can't find a decent guy in the internet,

where can you find one?

- That's a good question.

- Oh, Luce, honey.

It's okay. Who needs a stinky old man anyway?

- I do. - Yeah, me too.

- And me.

- Good evening, Candy.

- Mr. Grabowski.

- And what are you kids up to this evening?

- Oh, we're just cleaning up.

You know, Jenn.

And these are my two friends, Lucy and Matt.

This is Mr. Grabowski. He's my landlord.

- Hello. - Hello.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news.

Well, technically it's not bad news.

Well, at least good news for me.

It may be bad news for you, but you never know.

Could be good news for everybody.

Is it?

- Is it what?

- Bad news or good news.

- I don't know.

You haven't told me what the news is yet.

- Oh, oh, I haven't told you yet, okay.

Well, it seems there's a hotshot real estate developer

in town and he wants to buy this property.

- What? - Are you serious?

- Serious? Well, yes.

About that, yes. I'm perfectly serious.

- What do you mean buy the property?

- What's gonna happen to the alley?

- What are we gonna do?

- Guys, please, Mr. Grabowski, can you please explain?

- Well, certainly I can.

Well, as I said, there's a big real estate developer in town

and he wants to buy this property.

And let me tell you, he's offered a tidy little sum,

if I may say so.

- Candy, we have to close?

- Yes, I'm afraid you'll have to close.

They wanna build a stands club shopping here

or something like that.

- Mr. Grabowski, I have a lease.

- Oh, yeah. Yes, you have a lease.

That, that's a fact.

And I looked into that also.

Now it seems like your lease is ironclad.

As long as I own this property,

if I were to sell it, which I fully intend to do,

then your lease becomes null and void.

My lawyer could probably explain it better to you.

- Oh no, Candy.

- When is this happening?

- It'll happen on the 31st.

Yes, you'll have to be out by the end of the month.

- There's gotta be something

that can be done, Mr. Grabowski.

- To be done, well, yes, everything is being done.

The papers are being drawn up as we speak, so it seems.

Well, you kids have fun. See you later.

[gentle blues music]

- Candy, what are you gonna do?

I gotta call Frank.

- Your boyfriend?

- He's going to law school.

Maybe there's something he can do to help.

Jenn, can you close up for me?

- Sure, of course.

[gentle romantic music]

- [Candy] Frank? Frank, are you home?

- I'm in the bedroom, Candy.

- Frank. [sighs]

- Calm down, what's the matter?

- Grabowski came to see me tonight.

He's selling the property and they wanna tear down the alley

and turn it in one into those really big box stores.

- Like a stands club?

I've been waiting for one of those.

- Come on, can you be serious?

I'm gonna lose the alley.

- Don't worry, we'll figure something out.

- Here's the lease. I have another two years on this.

It's still good. He can't do anything, can he?

- Well, let me take a look.

- I don't know what I'd do if I lose pop's alley.

- You know I'm not gonna let that happen.

- Frank, I always can count on you.

- And I will always be here for you.

- I'm just really glad that you work pro bono.

- Yeah.

[lips smacking]

[gentle jazzy music]

- What if she bought the place to herself?

- Well, that's a great idea. But with what?

I mean, she barely makes enough money

to operate the place as it is.

- Oh, what if she sold some stuff?

- Like what?

- What about the bowling balls and the pins?

I mean, all the equipment here must be worth a lot.

- And then how does she operate the place

after she sold everything?

It's not a bad idea though.

We just gotta come up with a great idea for a fundraiser.

- I'm great at that. - You are?

- Yep, nobody raises fund quicker than me.

Just ask any of the guys I've dated. [giggles]

- Fundraiser, fund.

- Oh, okay.

- What are people willing to donate money for?

- What about one of those crowdsourcing sites?

You know where people donate money to a cause.

I heard about some actor

who got people to donate a million bucks.

- Really? - Yeah.

And that was just to pay for a vacation.

- Hmm.

Yeah, but who's gonna wanna donate money

just to save an old bowling alley?

And we only have until the end of the month.

[Lucy sighs] [gentle blues music]

- Yeah, you're right. It's hopeless.

- No, no, it's not. I think I got it.

- What?

- Why not have a bowling competition?

We could charge an admission fee

and then people can bet on

their favorite bowler for a prize.

- You think people will pay money for that?

- Yes, because there'll be a bikini bowling competition.

Hot chicks and bikinis, bowling. [chuckles]

It's a natural.

- You know what? That just might work.

- Oh, of course, it will.

I mean, we'll get Candy, you, me,

maybe some of the other girls.

Ah, we'll make a mint.

- It'll be like a bikini car wash,

but with balls. [giggles]

- Oh, that's why I love you, the way your mind works.

- Yay!

[both giggling]

- Jenn? - Shut up.

[gentle jazzy music]

Oh, you know what?

We should text Candy and let her know about our idea.

Oh, I hope she likes it.

- How could she not? It's brilliant.

[traffic whooshing]

- I'm sorry, Candy, but Grabowski's right.

The lease is only enforced as long as he owns the property.

He can sell it any time

and your lease becomes null and void.

- Null and void? That's what he said.

Those are two words that I hate.

- I'm sorry, I wish there was more I could do.

[cellphone dings]

- Oh, my gosh, this is brilliant.

- What?

- Candy, I have a great idea to save the alley.

A bikini bowling competition.

Charge admission plus bets on your favorite players.

- Girls in bikini bowling? I'm totally in.

- We need flyers and whatnot for advertising.

- Ah, but no gambling. That would be illegal.

- So then what do we do?

- Well, you could raffle off stuff,

like the winning bowling ball

or a date with your favorite bowler.

You know, stuff like that.

- Like bikinis that the bowlers are wearing?

- Really? Do you think people will be into that?

- Oh, you'd be surprised.

- I can see it now. The "Great Bikini Bowling Bash."

[upbeat country music] [group cheering]

[skittles clattering]

[upbeat country music]

- Yeah! - Woo!

[both clap]

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[bowling ball clattering]

[upbeat country music]

[group cheering]

[upbeat country music]

[group cheering]

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[group cheering]

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[group cheering]

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- [Both] Yeah!

[upbeat jaunty music]

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[group cheering and clapping]

[group chattering]

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[group cheering and clapping]

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[group cheering and clapping]

[group chattering]

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[skittles clattering]

[group cheering and clapping]

- 20, 40, 60.

[upbeat jaunty music]

- How much? How much?

- Calm down, Lucy. Give him a chance.

- Oh, the suspense. I can't take it.

- 70, 80, 100.

Okay, I've got the total.

- Here we go, kids.

- From "The Great Bikini Bowling Bash,"

drum roll, please.

[table tapping]

The total is $5,485.

[everyone sighs]

- $5,000. That's it?

- What, I thought that was pretty good.

- How much do we need?

[Grabowski laughs]

- $5,000?

That's quite a tiny little sum.

Why you all should be able to afford

a nice little vacation with that kind of money, huh?

[Grabowski laughs]

But as for buying this property,

well, it's not nearly enough.

No, not nearly enough.

- But how much is the real estate developer offering you?

- In American dollars? - Yes, in American dollars.

- Ah, well, let me see.

4 times 72,

carry the 6 and then you,

about $3 million.

- $3 million? - Approximately.

- Gosh! - We'll never be able

to come up with that kind of money.

[Grabowski laughs]

- No, no, no. I suppose you won't.

Well, I've gotta be going. You kids have fun.

Oh, I believe I won your bikini.

- I'll mail it to ya.

- Oh, that's fine.

Thank you very much. Goodbye.

- $3 million? - Oh, my God!

- I just can't get over this.

- Guys, look, okay?

Just calm down, okay?

We'll figure something out, all right?

- Oh, really smart guy? You got any ideas?

[gentle saxophone music]

- As a matter of fact, I do.

[paper rustling]

- What, you think you're gonna find

a job in there that pays $3 million?

- No, this.

[gentle piano music]

- Troy Smith. So what?

- I keep forgetting, you didn't grow up around here.

- But Troy Smith did.

- Troy Smith? Gold medal bowling team.

Top professional bowler in the world.

He grew up here?

- Yep.

- Matt, I think I see where you're going.

- I don't.

- Because my dear Lucy,

Gold Medal Olympic bowling team,

top bowler in the world,

multi, multimillionaire, Troy Smith,

learned how to bowl right here in this very alley.

- You serious?

- Absolutely.

- I can remember when I was a little girl

and my pop put the very first bowling ball in Troy's hands.

- You think he'd help us out?

- To save the alley that he learned how to bowl in?

$3 million is like cab fair to this guy.

- You know, according to the paper, Troy Smith is over

in Central City doing a talk show.

He should be there right now.

- Central City? That's 15 minutes from here.

- Let's go!

- No, no. Hold on, hold on.

Do you really think it's a good idea

for the five of us to just go on down to the TV station

and ask this guy for money?

- I guess not.

- Candy, you should go. You actually know the guy.

- I haven't seen him since we were seven years old.

I doubt he even remembers who I am.

- I'll go. - You will?

- Yeah, I mean, I think he's cute.

And besides, if I can't persuade a man

to give up a few million dollars, [laughs]

then who can, right?

- She's got a point.

Ow, what?

[shoes clacking]

Just saying.

[quirky blues music]

[TV chattering]

[quirky music]

[door knocking]

[door latch clicks]

[bouncy piano music]

- Hello?

Hmm, where could he be?

- [Agent] It'll be about 20 minutes, Mr. Smith.

[feet thudding] [bouncy piano music]

- And make sure no one disturbs me

until you're really ready.

- Yes, sir. - Amateurs.

[bouncy piano music]

What the!

- Oh, Mr. Smith.

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

- All right, kid, I don't know how you got in here,

but I don't give autographs, all right?

- I don't want your autograph.

- Good, 'cause, wait, why not?

- Mr. Smith, I need your help.

- Here we go.

- I work at the Regal Lanes.

- Regal Lanes, wow!

That brings back memories.

What a shit hole.

- Well, it's in trouble.

It could really use your help.

- Trouble? - Yeah.

They're trying to sell it out from underneath Candy.

You remember her, don't you?

Her father ran the place when you bowled there.

- Ah, yeah, Candy.

Little scrawny tomboy as I recall.

- Well, she grew up a bit.

Anyway, she's trying to raise money

so that she can buy the place to keep it open.

- All right, just for giggles, how much does she need?

- $3 million.

[water spitting]

- $3 million?

You're kidding, right?

- I wish I were.

They wanna turn the bowling alley into a stands club.

- A what? - A stands club.

You know, one of those big buck stores?

- Never heard of 'em. - I guess you wouldn't.

- Well, listen, sweet pea, I'd really like to help you.

I really would.

But $3 million doesn't grow on trees.

[bouncy piano music]

- Isn't there anything, anything at all

that I could do to change your mind?

- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

You're not gonna try to tempt me with sex, are you?

I mean, you weren't gonna just come in here,

take your clothes off and have your way

with me right here in the dressing room, were you?

- Well...

- 'Cause that would totally work.

[Jenn breathes deeply]

[rhythmic sultry music]

[door latch clicks]

[shoes clacking] [traffic whooshing]

- We're back.

- Wow, it hasn't changed a bit.

Still a dump.

- Hey, Troy, it's me, Candy.

Do you remember me?

- Candy, of course I remember you.

Wow, you've certainly grown up.

- These are my friends, Matt and Lucy.

And you already know Jenn.

- Oh, indeed I do.

Well, hello, pretty lady.

- Hello.

- Hi, Troy, nice to meet you.

- Yeah, yeah, whatever.

- So I'm sure that Jenn told you about our problem.

- Yeah, she did actually.

And as I understand it,

you need $3 million to save this bowling alley.

- Right.

- Sorry, folks, can't help you.

- What?

But what about, you know, the dressing room?

- You'll always have the memories, babe.

Those are priceless.

- Please, Troy.

- Well, for you, Lucy?

No, but we could discuss it in my dressing room.

I might change my mind.

- There's no way in hell that's happening, okay?

You're not good enough for her.

- All right everybody, thanks for the trip down memory lane.

See ya, never.

- Wait, I got a proposition for you.

- Let's hear it.

- A bowl off, you and me in two weeks time.

And if I win, you give me all the money I need

to buy back this alley.

- And if I win, as if there's any doubt, what do I get?

- Me.

- What?

- Candy, no, it's not worth it.

- It's interesting. It's interesting.

But stakes aren't high enough.

I mean, we're talking about $3 million here.

That's a lot of jack.

- So what exactly do you have in mind?

- I'll compete in your little bowl off,

but not just against you,

against all three of you girls.

One game, you'll all alternate while I'll bowl every frame.

- And if you win?

- I get all three of you girls at the same time.

- Deal, but on one condition.

- What's that?

- You gotta bowl left-handed.

[Troy laughs]

- Piece of cake.

All right, so I guess I'll see you girls on bowling day.

And then I'll be seeing a lot more of you after that.

- [Jenn] Candy, what are you thinking?

- I had to do something.

- There's no way we can beat him,

even with him bowling left-handed.

- He could bowl with his feet and still win.

[Matt whistles]

- Don't worry ladies, you'll win.

- And just how are we to do that?

- I'll train you.

- You?

[bowling ball thuds]

[bluesy rock music]

[bowling ball thuds]

[skittles clattering]

[bluesy rock music]

- Matt, you've been holding out on us.

[bluesy rock music]

[bluesy rock music continues]

[lead guitar music]

[bluesy rock music]

- So now that you've got the control down with your wrist,

you shouldn't have any problems with your release.

- Matt, I can't thank you enough.

If you had told me two weeks ago

that I'd have a chance to bowl

against the top pro in the country

and not make a fool of myself,

well, I would've said you were crazy.

- Look, you're gonna do fine.

You're bowling third.

That's three balls,

you can bowl three strikes, I'm sure.

- Well, I've had a great teacher.

- Thanks.

- Matt, can I ask you a question?

- Sure.

- When Troy first offered to help us in exchange for me,

why did you stop him?

- Because it wasn't right, okay?

What he was doing wasn't right.

- But it's more than that, isn't it?

- Lucy, I've been in love with you

since the first time I laid eyes on you.

- But why didn't you ever say anything?

- I don't know. Too shy, I guess.

- Matt, you don't have to be shy with me.

[soft ballad music]

[Jenn sighs]

- Tomorrow's the big day.

Do you think we're ready?

- Ready as we'll ever be.

- Oh, but the pressure!

It's Troy Smith, world's greatest bowler, oh!

- You mean Troy Smith, world's greatest asshole?

- I don't know, Candy.

There's something about him.

- Oh, don't tell me that you're still attracted to him.

- Maybe just a little.

- Seriously, Jenn?

Sometimes I just don't understand you.

- Sometimes I don't understand myself, okay?

You'll be fine.

You got Frank.

- Yeah, Frank's been really good for me.

- What's gonna happen with him?

I mean, what's he gonna do after he graduates law school?

- What do you mean?

- I mean, is he gonna stick around this town?

- Every town needs a good lawyer

and I think I've given him a lot of incentive.

- Yeah, I hope you're right.

- Don't worry, Jenn.

Someday you're gonna find a really good man

and I guarantee you it's not gonna be Troy Smith.

- We'll see.

- You got a muscle ache?

- Two weeks of practice,

eight hours a day was probably a bit much.

- You just need to rub it out.

[melodic music]

Here.

- That's so nice.

[melodic music]

- So where's perfect Frank tonight?

- Oh, he's got a late class.

- Really?

- Mm-hmm, he won't be home for at least a couple more hours.

- Hmm, too bad.

[gentle piano music]

- Well, ladies, I've arrived.

I see you closed the alley for the day,

probably for the best.

Don't wanna embarrass yourself in public.

- No, we just didn't wanna embarrass the world champ.

That's all.

- Oh ho ho, so cocky. I love it.

Well, should we bolt?

- Ready when you are.

- Well, never let it be said that I wasn't a gentleman.

Ladies first.

[bright saxophone music]

[groovy bass music]

[skittles clattering]

- Right, Candy. Way to go!

[groovy bass music]

[skittles clattering]

[groovy bass music]

[skittles clattering]

- Woo!

[groovy bass music]

[skittles clattering]

[groovy organ music]

[skittles clattering]

[groovy organ music]

- All right, yeah!

Told y'all. - Let's go.

[groovy organ music]

[skittles clattering]

[groovy organ music]

[skittles clattering]

[groovy bass music]

[skittles clattering]

[groovy bass music]

[skittles clattering]

[groovy bass music]

[skittles clattering]

[groovy bass music]

[skittles clattering]

[groovy drums music]

[skittles clattering]

[groovy bass music]

[skittles clattering]

[groovy bass music]

- One more strike and we're on the final frame.

- Two, Candy. - I know.

[groovy organ music]

[skittles clattering]

[groovy organ music]

- Yeah, way to go, baby.

- So what happens if the game ends in a tie?

- Well, they agreed that Troy has to beat them.

So in case of a tie, the girls are the winner.

That's assuming Troy bowls out the frame.

[skittles clattering]

- Good assumption.

[groovy organ music]

- Well then Candy has to bowl three strikes in a row

on the final frame to force a time.

- [Frank] That should be no problem for my gal.

- Well, ladies, looks like we have a perfect score.

You know, I have to admit, I'm impressed.

But what do you say we upped the stakes?

- What do you mean?

- Same stakes as before, only this time if I lose,

I'll buy this place for you,

and I'll kick in an extra million bucks

for you to fix up the place.

- Oh, Candy!

- What's the catch? What's in it for you?

- This frame, I bowl right-handed.

- What do you think?

- Well, the tie still goes to us,

you'll nail this last frame

and then it doesn't matter what he does.

- Right.

Okay. It's a deal.

[hands clap]

[merry country music]

- Come on, baby. You can do this.

You got it.

[merry country music]

[skittles clattering]

Yeah!

[both clapping]

- Yeah!

[merry country music]

[skittles clattering]

- There we go! - Yeah, woo!

- [Both] Yes!

[both laugh]

[merry country music]

[skittles clattering]

[merry country music]

- Well, as I see it, ladies,

all I have to do is roll three strikes with my right hand

and you girls will be having the time of your lives.

I'd say that's a win-win.

- I'm so sorry.

- It's okay, you know, you tried your best.

I mean, it's a miracle we even made this far.

[merry country music]

[skittles clattering]

- That's one, ladies. Now for numero duo.

- That's numero dos, asswipe.

[merry country music]

[skittles clattering]

[merry country music]

- That's two, now for my grand finale.

- Wait.

- What she doing? - I don't know.

[merry country music]

[lip smacking]

- Good luck.

[merry country music]

[suspenseful music]

[bowling ball rattling]

- Oh, my God!

- Come on, give a hug.

[bright music]

[group cheering and laughing]

- Well?

- Well, I guess I just bought a bowling alley.

[group cheering] [upbeat blues music]

- Here it is.

A cashier's check for $4 million.

- Ooh, can I touch it?

- And I just got off the phone with Grabowski

and he's selling me the property.

The Regal Lanes is here to stay.

- That's fantastic.

- We're drawing up the paperwork already.

- Speaking of drawing on papers.

- Yeah, we kind of gotta go guys.

- Okay. What's going on?

- Well...

- Go ahead tell 'em.

- Matt asked me to marry him, we're eloping tonight.

- Oh, my God, Lucy, that's fantastic.

- Yep, I finally found my man.

- Congratulations.

- Thanks. Thanks.

- Yeah, congrats.

Hey, Frank, you getting any ideas?

- Ah, you know, the...

[Matt laughs]

- On that, I guess we should be going.

Come on.

All right, bye guys.

[shoes clacking]

- So what did you say to him, Jenn, to Troy?

- I just said good luck, and now he's gone.

- All right, listen, Jenn.

I know you think the guy was attractive and all,

but he's kind of an ass.

- I know. It's okay.

- Listen, we'll have none of that.

We just got a check for 4 million bucks

and there will be no pouting.

Besides, I think,

I think maybe I pulled a muscle in my shoulder again.

- Really?

[gentle blues music]

[Jenn laughs]

- What's going on?

- Trust me, Frank, you'll like this.

- I think I already do.

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[groovy electronic music]

[traffic whooshing]

- Hey!

- You're still here.

- Yeah.

- Why'd you do it, Troy?

- Do what?

- Why'd you throw the game?

- Who said I threw the game?

- Come on, we both know you're better than that.

- Hey, it's one thing I've learned here.

Even the champ can make a mistake.

- Well, you're not making a mistake now.

[lips smacking]

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- You know, I've been thinking about moving back into town.

- Well, don't, 'cause I was thinking about moving out.

[sad piano music]

- Oh, you'd be surprised.

[groovy music]

Hot chicks and bikinis, bowling? [laughs]

It's a natural.

[groovy music]

- It'll be like a bikini car wash, but with balls. [giggles]

[groovy music]

- The total from "The Great Bikini Bowling Bash" is $5,485.

[groovy music]

- Girls in bikini bowling? I'm totally in.

[groovy music]

- Regal Lanes.

Wow, that brings back memories.

What a shit hole!

[groovy music]

- Listen, babe, that was great, but I gots to go.

[groovy music]

- Oh, I believe I won your bikini.

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