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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,180 --> 00:00:19,840 [gong tolls loudly] 2 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:23,880 [man prays in foreign language] 3 00:00:39,380 --> 00:00:43,550 [woman sings in foreign language] 4 00:01:20,450 --> 00:01:25,290 ♪ Blue jeans, magazines, low ridin' rockin' scenes ♪ 5 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:27,600 ♪ She's gonna have a good time 6 00:01:27,630 --> 00:01:32,640 ♪ Red bull body shots, show the boys what you got ♪ 7 00:01:33,090 --> 00:01:34,610 ♪ She's lookin' so fine 8 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:38,370 ♪ She never dreamed she'd dance in this crazy new world ♪ 9 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:42,340 ♪ Breakin' in, workin' out in a Cinderella swirl ♪ 10 00:01:42,370 --> 00:01:45,930 ♪ And now she's one all-American girl ♪ 11 00:01:47,620 --> 00:01:49,480 ♪ An all-American girl 12 00:01:52,590 --> 00:01:57,730 ♪ Big screen movie stars, loud bars, racing cars ♪ 13 00:01:57,970 --> 00:02:00,150 ♪ She's crossin' the line 14 00:02:00,180 --> 00:02:04,220 ♪ MySpace, pretty face, red, white and blue lace ♪ 15 00:02:04,260 --> 00:02:06,880 ♪ Show me yours, I'll show you mine ♪ 16 00:02:06,910 --> 00:02:10,570 ♪ She never dreamed she'd dance in this crazy new world ♪ 17 00:02:10,610 --> 00:02:12,300 ♪ Breakin' in, workin' out 18 00:02:12,330 --> 00:02:15,160 - Mom, I told you you shouldn't eat that. 19 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:16,820 Oh, come on, don't give me that. 20 00:02:16,850 --> 00:02:19,170 You know you have to start juicing. 21 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:20,860 I know but you have to do it. 22 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:21,960 It's really important. 23 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,520 - Bye -You're late! 24 00:02:23,550 --> 00:02:24,790 - The meeting started? 25 00:02:24,830 --> 00:02:26,690 - Oh, when you're late, you're usually late for something, 26 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:27,930 hence, you're late. 27 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,940 - Pretty sassy for an intern talkin' to a boss. 28 00:02:32,970 --> 00:02:35,940 [elevator dings] 29 00:02:35,980 --> 00:02:37,810 Stop it! 30 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:39,530 [girls laughing] [girls mumbling] 31 00:02:39,570 --> 00:02:40,880 - Oh, my God! 32 00:02:40,910 --> 00:02:42,740 Alright, alright. 33 00:02:42,780 --> 00:02:44,120 Let's get on it. 34 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:45,810 Alexa, have you finished that story 35 00:02:45,850 --> 00:02:47,370 on winter trends on the city? 36 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,920 - Oh, I'm just waiting on proofs and then it's a go. 37 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:50,890 - Okay. 38 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:52,680 Light a fire under that photographer's ass, 39 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:53,680 please? [chuckles] 40 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:55,270 - Literally, because I almost got arrested 41 00:02:55,310 --> 00:02:56,170 last time I did that. 42 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:59,000 [girls laugh loudly] 43 00:02:59,030 --> 00:03:00,450 - And who was boss last night? 44 00:03:01,730 --> 00:03:03,250 When do I get to see you again? 45 00:03:04,730 --> 00:03:06,080 - I got a three times and out rule 46 00:03:06,110 --> 00:03:07,770 and you used it all up last night! 47 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:11,250 - Oh! - Sorry. 48 00:03:11,290 --> 00:03:12,530 - There she is! 49 00:03:12,570 --> 00:03:15,430 Good morning or is it good afternoon? 50 00:03:15,470 --> 00:03:16,780 - Sorry. 51 00:03:16,810 --> 00:03:18,500 I was held up in the hallway. 52 00:03:18,540 --> 00:03:21,370 - Held up or bent over? 53 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:23,750 [Alexa laughs softly] 54 00:03:24,540 --> 00:03:25,650 - Okay. 55 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:27,440 Claws in, ladies. 56 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:29,890 I have an announcement. 57 00:03:31,380 --> 00:03:32,210 I'm retiring. 58 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:34,070 - Oh, my God! 59 00:03:35,830 --> 00:03:37,280 - Who's gonna take your place? 60 00:03:37,310 --> 00:03:40,250 - As you all know, Sterling's app ranking 61 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:41,970 has slipped the last two months in a row. 62 00:03:42,010 --> 00:03:43,730 That has to change. 63 00:03:43,770 --> 00:03:45,980 We need trend-worthy content. 64 00:03:46,010 --> 00:03:48,430 And the person who can get me this 65 00:03:48,460 --> 00:03:49,460 will be named 66 00:03:50,290 --> 00:03:53,850 Editor-In-Chief of Sterling Online. 67 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:58,850 Shania, Alexa, you two have been shortlisted. 68 00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:01,100 Get Whitney and Lydia to help you. 69 00:04:01,130 --> 00:04:03,580 Alexa, I will see you in my office 70 00:04:03,620 --> 00:04:05,030 tomorrow morning, eight a.m. 71 00:04:06,210 --> 00:04:07,790 Remember, 72 00:04:07,830 --> 00:04:10,110 only one person can win. 73 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:14,420 [upbeat Indian music] 74 00:04:26,430 --> 00:04:29,190 [car horns beep] 75 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:18,450 [speaks in foreign language] 76 00:05:21,630 --> 00:05:24,350 - No, I'm still stuffed from my lunch. 77 00:05:24,390 --> 00:05:28,290 [speaking in foreign language] 78 00:05:47,410 --> 00:05:48,550 No, thank you. 79 00:05:52,070 --> 00:05:55,900 [dispatcher mumbles on radio] 80 00:05:58,840 --> 00:06:02,740 [speaking in foreign language] 81 00:06:10,190 --> 00:06:13,230 Wish we could do some real police work. 82 00:06:13,260 --> 00:06:16,990 [speaks in foreign language] 83 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:34,460 - [sighs] Okay, well, Alexa had some pretty great ideas. 84 00:06:34,490 --> 00:06:36,290 You better be bringing your A-game. 85 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:38,290 - Okay, I was thinking, what about something to do 86 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:40,430 with the Amish, like Amish fashion? 87 00:06:40,460 --> 00:06:42,430 - [chuckles] What, like bonnets? 88 00:06:42,470 --> 00:06:44,610 That's not fashion, that's boring! 89 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:45,680 Next! 90 00:06:45,710 --> 00:06:47,230 - Okay, 91 00:06:47,260 --> 00:06:51,090 I've got animal prints, I've got owners and their animals 92 00:06:51,130 --> 00:06:53,860 and the power of blue! 93 00:06:53,890 --> 00:06:55,480 - [Claudia] Mm-mm. 94 00:06:55,510 --> 00:06:56,340 - Oh, yuck! 95 00:06:56,380 --> 00:06:57,580 Don't like my chai cold. 96 00:06:57,620 --> 00:06:58,830 Okay, wait a minute. 97 00:06:58,860 --> 00:07:00,240 What about the way the 60s designers-- 98 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:03,280 - You know, I was reading an article 99 00:07:03,310 --> 00:07:05,730 about all the different ceremonies they have 100 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:08,040 at Indian weddings, it was quite fascinating. 101 00:07:09,870 --> 00:07:11,290 Chai's from India, isn't it? 102 00:07:12,980 --> 00:07:14,460 - No, Starbucks. 103 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:16,400 - You ought to do a story on that. 104 00:07:17,850 --> 00:07:18,670 - On chai. 105 00:07:18,710 --> 00:07:20,400 - No, India. 106 00:07:21,810 --> 00:07:22,990 - On India! 107 00:07:23,020 --> 00:07:24,710 Oh, no, no, no, no, no! 108 00:07:24,750 --> 00:07:26,510 Weddings in India? 109 00:07:26,540 --> 00:07:28,610 I can't think of two things I hate more! 110 00:07:28,650 --> 00:07:30,340 - Yeah, but you'd be perfect for it! 111 00:07:30,370 --> 00:07:31,650 - Claudia, I haven't been to India 112 00:07:31,690 --> 00:07:33,450 since I was six years old. 113 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:35,000 And I have no desire to ever go back! 114 00:07:35,030 --> 00:07:36,100 - But you're from India! 115 00:07:36,140 --> 00:07:38,520 - I am from Orange County! 116 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:41,800 - Listen, India is hot right now! 117 00:07:41,830 --> 00:07:45,490 Restaurants, movies, call centers, it's everywhere! 118 00:07:45,530 --> 00:07:49,740 And there are like a billion Indians, also everywhere. 119 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:52,980 Think about the billion people clicking, liking, 120 00:07:53,020 --> 00:07:54,680 sharing, tweeting, trending! 121 00:07:54,710 --> 00:07:56,090 Think about it! 122 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:58,200 Editor-In-Chief, 123 00:07:58,230 --> 00:08:00,030 Sterling Online, 124 00:08:00,060 --> 00:08:01,680 Shania Dhaliwal! 125 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:04,750 - Well, you're good. 126 00:08:04,790 --> 00:08:09,660 Sounds terrific, except, it's not my cup of chai. 127 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:11,900 - Oh, come on, there's like a dozen ceremonies. 128 00:08:11,930 --> 00:08:12,970 So much to cover. 129 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,110 - A dozen. 130 00:08:14,140 --> 00:08:15,940 That's twelve! - I tell you what. 131 00:08:15,970 --> 00:08:16,970 You can cover eight. 132 00:08:18,940 --> 00:08:20,220 - Five? 133 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:21,150 - I can live with that. 134 00:08:21,180 --> 00:08:21,980 Okay! 135 00:08:22,010 --> 00:08:23,950 Five weddings. 136 00:08:23,980 --> 00:08:27,290 Use each wedding to showcase a different ceremony. 137 00:08:27,330 --> 00:08:29,540 Interview the brides, do a photo shoot 138 00:08:29,570 --> 00:08:31,950 in some gorgeous Indian city, yes. 139 00:08:31,990 --> 00:08:33,820 - There's no such thing. 140 00:08:33,850 --> 00:08:35,410 I remember bugs, 141 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:36,230 bugs, 142 00:08:36,270 --> 00:08:37,650 and bugs. 143 00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:39,650 [sighs] That trip to India 144 00:08:39,690 --> 00:08:41,890 singlehandedly turned me arachnophobic. 145 00:08:41,930 --> 00:08:42,790 - Oh, come on. 146 00:08:42,830 --> 00:08:43,860 - It's a disability! 147 00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:45,480 - [Claudia] You're going. 148 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:46,550 [sighs loudly] 149 00:08:46,590 --> 00:08:48,730 [loud knocking] 150 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:52,700 [speaking in foreign language] 151 00:09:20,210 --> 00:09:23,320 - We really need to get a promotion. 152 00:09:23,350 --> 00:09:27,700 [old woman speaks in foreign language] 153 00:09:27,730 --> 00:09:29,530 - Pretending to research eye covers again? 154 00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:32,430 - Yeah, and you're interrupting my REM! 155 00:09:32,460 --> 00:09:33,600 - [Shania] Oh, you gotta help me. 156 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:34,570 - What's wrong? 157 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:35,810 Pregnant? - No! 158 00:09:36,670 --> 00:09:37,610 I might have to go to India! 159 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:39,160 - What? 160 00:09:39,190 --> 00:09:42,440 - Claudia thinks that that's gonna be the winning feature. 161 00:09:43,470 --> 00:09:45,680 And you, you gotta help me come up with another story. 162 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:47,300 But fast, because Claudia's already making 163 00:09:47,340 --> 00:09:48,510 all the arrangements. 164 00:09:48,550 --> 00:09:49,760 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm sorry! 165 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,550 So Claudia Burrell, the woman who's been running 166 00:09:51,590 --> 00:09:53,760 one of the top fashion magazines for over twenty years 167 00:09:53,790 --> 00:09:56,830 has told you, Shania Dhaliwal, that if you write 168 00:09:56,870 --> 00:09:58,730 an Indian-themed story, 169 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:01,840 you may become Editor-In-Chief of Sterling Online. 170 00:10:01,870 --> 00:10:02,980 - It's about weddings! 171 00:10:03,010 --> 00:10:04,940 But like lots of 'em! - Right, yeah, 172 00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:06,880 and that's a problem because... 173 00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:08,150 - You know how I feel about marriage 174 00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:09,640 and you know how I feel about India. 175 00:10:09,670 --> 00:10:11,540 - And pursuing your dreams? 176 00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:13,300 - I'm arachnophobic. 177 00:10:13,330 --> 00:10:15,400 And India is filled with bugs. 178 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:16,400 - Are you freakin' kidding me? 179 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:17,440 You are turning this down 180 00:10:17,470 --> 00:10:18,780 because of a bug-infested country 181 00:10:18,820 --> 00:10:21,620 that you have to be in for like a week, two, tops? 182 00:10:21,650 --> 00:10:23,340 [chuckles] Use repellent, woman! 183 00:10:23,380 --> 00:10:25,860 I mean I guess we're taking orders from Alexa now! 184 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:29,900 Hey, go where your dad is from. 185 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:31,110 Remember he used to tell you 186 00:10:31,140 --> 00:10:32,730 about all the places in his village? 187 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,530 [melancholy music] - [sighs] Yeah. 188 00:10:38,050 --> 00:10:38,940 - Look, Harbhajan. 189 00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:42,330 I'm sensitive to your problem. 190 00:10:43,290 --> 00:10:44,470 I really am! 191 00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:45,810 Your father was my friend. 192 00:10:46,850 --> 00:10:47,810 He was India's hero. 193 00:10:50,710 --> 00:10:53,340 - Exactly the reason I shouldn't be doing old folks patrol. 194 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:58,000 Sir, I know you give me all these non-risk assignments 195 00:10:58,030 --> 00:10:58,890 because of Mummy Ji. 196 00:11:00,030 --> 00:11:02,450 But this is not the reason why I joined the police. 197 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:04,350 It's a big problem for me. 198 00:11:04,380 --> 00:11:06,350 [sighs] 199 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:12,490 She lost everything when your dad was killed! 200 00:11:13,630 --> 00:11:14,460 - I understand. 201 00:11:15,670 --> 00:11:17,290 I know she's scared she'll lose me, too. 202 00:11:19,190 --> 00:11:20,600 But life is not risk-averse. 203 00:11:22,330 --> 00:11:25,160 You know what, that old biji, she's going to kill me 204 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,990 one of these days with her stupid jiu jitsu! 205 00:11:28,030 --> 00:11:30,550 [chuckles] 206 00:11:30,580 --> 00:11:33,270 Seriously, sir, I need something more meaningful. 207 00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:34,790 - [sighs] Harb. 208 00:11:36,140 --> 00:11:38,210 [groans] 209 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,250 How to make your mom and you happy, eh? 210 00:11:45,770 --> 00:11:48,430 Hmm. 211 00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:55,260 Yeah. 212 00:11:57,610 --> 00:11:59,890 A journalist from Sterling Magazine in America 213 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,270 has filed visa application, 214 00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:04,060 through the Ministry of Information. 215 00:12:05,370 --> 00:12:07,760 I know it's not terrorist with guns 216 00:12:08,690 --> 00:12:11,310 but these foreign journalists can create enough problems 217 00:12:11,350 --> 00:12:12,280 with their pens. 218 00:12:13,310 --> 00:12:15,310 They all think they are going to uncover 219 00:12:15,350 --> 00:12:17,660 some big human rights drama, 220 00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:19,840 when they have got plenty of human rights drama 221 00:12:19,870 --> 00:12:22,320 in their own backyard! 222 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:23,810 Ministry wants her monitored. 223 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:28,980 - Yeah, so what do you want me to do? 224 00:12:29,020 --> 00:12:31,640 - Escort her, be her liaison officer! 225 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:33,710 She's coming here to photograph weddings 226 00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:35,090 and interview brides. 227 00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:36,470 - How hard-hitting. 228 00:12:36,510 --> 00:12:38,270 - One overzealous journalist, 229 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,690 and India's reputation is at stake. 230 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:42,510 - These are weddings, sir. 231 00:12:42,550 --> 00:12:43,760 Punjabi weddings. 232 00:12:43,790 --> 00:12:45,620 The only reputation which is at stake 233 00:12:46,790 --> 00:12:49,180 are actually these intoxicated baratis. 234 00:12:49,210 --> 00:12:51,660 - [chuckles] Harb, let's keep it that way! 235 00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:54,180 Just make sure she's staying within her approvals. 236 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:59,150 Keep me updated if she deviates from her research, hmm? 237 00:12:59,190 --> 00:13:01,500 - Does that also include color patterns 238 00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:03,190 and floral arrangements? 239 00:13:03,220 --> 00:13:04,470 - Sarcasm aside, 240 00:13:05,780 --> 00:13:09,780 Harb, this is an important assignment. 241 00:13:09,820 --> 00:13:11,990 Or you can go back to checking on the seniors! 242 00:13:14,580 --> 00:13:16,100 [soft knocking] 243 00:13:16,130 --> 00:13:17,620 - Hi, Mom! - Hey! 244 00:13:19,970 --> 00:13:21,380 - How are you? 245 00:13:21,420 --> 00:13:23,310 - It's been a long time since you were in India. 246 00:13:23,350 --> 00:13:25,180 - Oh, and that's the way I'd like it! 247 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,530 - For sleeping on the plane. 248 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,050 [laughs] Oh, I couldn't help it! 249 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:33,910 Can't help it! 250 00:13:34,810 --> 00:13:35,430 Okay, 251 00:13:35,460 --> 00:13:36,150 -Hilarious 252 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:37,570 After the Sucker Punch! 253 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:39,430 - Okay. 254 00:13:40,610 --> 00:13:41,500 - Hysterical Love. 255 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,300 - Alright, okay, thank you! 256 00:13:46,650 --> 00:13:48,610 - What are you doing with my old shirts? 257 00:13:48,650 --> 00:13:49,550 - Oh! 258 00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:50,790 I just wanted to look the part! 259 00:13:52,070 --> 00:13:52,900 Namaste! 260 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:54,930 - Aww. 261 00:13:55,970 --> 00:13:57,830 These were great times. 262 00:14:01,180 --> 00:14:02,770 - What, you got me a goodbye present? 263 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,010 I mean, I'm in and I'm out, Ma. 264 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,670 Look at the size of my suitcase. 265 00:14:08,010 --> 00:14:10,710 - No, this is a present for someone else in India. 266 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:13,640 - Who? 267 00:14:15,470 --> 00:14:18,540 Corner of Rose Garden, Old Chandigarh, India? 268 00:14:18,580 --> 00:14:20,750 How the heck am I supposed to find this? 269 00:14:20,780 --> 00:14:22,990 - [Mom] I'm sure there's an app for it. 270 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:26,310 - [laughs] Mom, I'm not FedEx! 271 00:14:26,340 --> 00:14:28,450 - No, of course not, you're much prettier. 272 00:14:33,660 --> 00:14:35,660 This is for your father. 273 00:14:37,390 --> 00:14:38,220 - What? 274 00:14:40,010 --> 00:14:42,530 We haven't spoken to Dad since I was six. 275 00:14:42,570 --> 00:14:43,980 And now we're exchanging gifts? 276 00:14:44,020 --> 00:14:46,290 - It's the picture you snuck out of his suitcase 277 00:14:46,330 --> 00:14:47,810 when he left for India. 278 00:14:47,850 --> 00:14:50,190 And some other pictures of you, I want him to have them. 279 00:14:52,780 --> 00:14:53,920 - Mom, 280 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,030 no, why? 281 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,680 - Because he asked for them many times 282 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:01,270 and I was too angry to send them. 283 00:15:01,310 --> 00:15:02,210 - Wait. 284 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:03,930 You've been in touch with him? 285 00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:05,480 - Sort of. 286 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:08,660 He called, I hung up, he left messages, I deleted them. 287 00:15:09,940 --> 00:15:11,770 It took me a long time to get over the fact 288 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,940 that he left just because-- - Mama. 289 00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:15,360 We've been over this. 290 00:15:15,390 --> 00:15:17,260 - And I know that now! 291 00:15:17,290 --> 00:15:18,600 [Shania sighs] 292 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:20,090 But, Shania, he's a good man. 293 00:15:21,540 --> 00:15:23,920 - A good man would not leave his family for that. 294 00:15:24,850 --> 00:15:29,370 - Look, he tried to make it right in so many ways 295 00:15:29,410 --> 00:15:30,480 but I didn't let him. 296 00:15:32,650 --> 00:15:35,070 [sighs] But his last message was different. 297 00:15:36,030 --> 00:15:37,070 He sounded very sad. 298 00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:42,520 I've forgiven him and I think you should try, too, as well. 299 00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:50,430 I didn't pack this one but I think you should have it, too. 300 00:15:54,190 --> 00:15:57,670 - [sighs] Oh, yay, happily ever after. 301 00:15:59,330 --> 00:16:00,950 Fine. 302 00:16:00,990 --> 00:16:03,890 [melancholy music] 303 00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:16,380 [plane zooms] 304 00:16:17,420 --> 00:16:19,870 - [Woman On PA] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to India. 305 00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:22,040 We have landed at Chandigarh Airport. 306 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:24,810 I hope you've enjoyed your flight from New York to Delhi 307 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:27,120 and we look forward to serving you in the future. 308 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,640 - [Man On PA] Ladies and gentlemen, 309 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:35,640 the flight from Beijing has landed at New Delhi Airport. 310 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:39,790 You may collect your bags at Baggage Claim... 311 00:16:39,820 --> 00:16:43,000 [upbeat Indian music] 312 00:16:51,870 --> 00:16:52,660 [loud squeal] 313 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:53,520 - What the heck? 314 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:56,180 I knew I shouldn't have come 315 00:16:56,220 --> 00:16:57,670 to this stupid, stupid country! 316 00:17:00,010 --> 00:17:01,840 Excuse me, sir? 317 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,150 Mister? 318 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,360 Officer! 319 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:07,050 I was attacked by those people! 320 00:17:07,090 --> 00:17:08,160 Unprovoked, attacked! 321 00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:10,300 You should fine them! 322 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:11,130 You know fine? 323 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:13,750 Do you speak English? 324 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,060 - Fine them for what? 325 00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:17,620 To make your clothes more colorful? 326 00:17:17,650 --> 00:17:18,480 - What? 327 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,450 It's Holi, ma'am. 328 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:23,970 Festival of Color. 329 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,450 It happens every year. 330 00:17:25,490 --> 00:17:27,180 They're not going to stop for your arrival, you know. 331 00:17:29,940 --> 00:17:31,600 - Oh, hey! 332 00:17:31,630 --> 00:17:34,220 Hi, are you my liaison officer? 333 00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:36,010 - You are from Sterling Magazine? 334 00:17:36,050 --> 00:17:37,220 - Yes, yes! 335 00:17:37,260 --> 00:17:38,980 - I'm your tip top driver, Donald! 336 00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:40,710 Follow me, Madamji, come! - Okay. 337 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:42,810 - Come this side! 338 00:17:42,850 --> 00:17:44,440 - Oh, you gotta be kidding me! 339 00:17:46,510 --> 00:17:49,130 I was told you're here to cover weddings. 340 00:17:49,170 --> 00:17:50,820 And maybe to reconnect with your Indian roots? 341 00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:52,720 - [scoffs] Well, you were told wrong. 342 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,280 Wait, why are you following me? 343 00:17:57,350 --> 00:17:59,590 - Sad as it is for both of us, I'm not following you, 344 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:00,520 I'm with you. 345 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,390 - What is that supposed to mean? 346 00:18:02,420 --> 00:18:05,770 - I'm Officer Harbhajan Singh, your liaison officer. 347 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,840 And I can protect you from those vicious locals 348 00:18:07,870 --> 00:18:09,290 while you're here in India. 349 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,600 - [scoffs] And doing such a fabulous job of it! 350 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,290 Somebody give this man a raise! 351 00:18:15,190 --> 00:18:18,370 [upbeat Indian music] 352 00:18:33,450 --> 00:18:34,280 - No, thank you. 353 00:18:35,450 --> 00:18:37,250 In India, we stick to the basics. 354 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,010 You know, good old-fashioned soap. 355 00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:44,430 - Basics, huh? 356 00:18:45,770 --> 00:18:47,260 How's that workin' out for ya? 357 00:18:52,190 --> 00:18:54,200 I'm sorry, that was really mean. 358 00:18:54,230 --> 00:18:56,160 I shouldn't have said that. 359 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:57,130 You know what? 360 00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:58,860 The airport was actually really nice! 361 00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:00,790 - Oh, Ms. Dhaliwal. 362 00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:05,790 I'm so glad we did not disappoint you on all levels. 363 00:19:05,830 --> 00:19:06,660 Thank you. 364 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:11,320 See? 365 00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:12,150 Over there, cow! 366 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,250 Beautiful, no? 367 00:19:15,290 --> 00:19:16,220 - Yeah, - 'cause 368 00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:18,150 that's what you think India's all about! 369 00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:19,500 Right? 370 00:19:19,530 --> 00:19:20,360 - No. 371 00:19:20,390 --> 00:19:21,360 No one ever said that. 372 00:19:23,090 --> 00:19:26,810 Actually, India's changed a lot since I've been here last. 373 00:19:26,850 --> 00:19:28,510 - India is not a village anymore. 374 00:19:29,090 --> 00:19:31,850 - Yeah, I've noticed! - In case you were wondering. 375 00:19:31,890 --> 00:19:32,720 - I see! 376 00:19:36,380 --> 00:19:38,960 Look there, that's like a family of five there! 377 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:39,930 - [Harb] What? 378 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:40,930 Where? 379 00:19:40,970 --> 00:19:42,180 I don't see five. 380 00:19:42,210 --> 00:19:43,970 - What's that one baby doing on a scooter? 381 00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:47,010 [laughs] 382 00:19:51,430 --> 00:19:54,460 Oh, my God! - Funny. 383 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,640 - [Shania] So, Donald, is it? 384 00:19:56,670 --> 00:19:58,230 Sounds almost American. 385 00:19:58,260 --> 00:20:00,370 - It is American, Madamji! 386 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,920 I like America! 387 00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:04,610 Madamji, I'm going to be American someday! 388 00:20:04,650 --> 00:20:07,990 Do you know, Madamji, my name is Tanweer Singh. 389 00:20:08,030 --> 00:20:10,410 But I call myself Donald! 390 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:12,720 Like I am in America already! 391 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,480 [chuckles] I have applied 392 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:17,240 for the green card lottery nine times! 393 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,380 As my mother used to say, 394 00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:22,660 if you think positive, it will happen! 395 00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:26,250 One day, I will be in New York, the Giant Apple! 396 00:20:26,290 --> 00:20:27,910 - Oh no, it's Big Apple. 397 00:20:27,940 --> 00:20:30,640 - The size does not matter, Madamji! 398 00:20:30,670 --> 00:20:35,160 But first, I must meet American woman of my dreams! 399 00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:36,260 [loud screaming] 400 00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:37,820 What, what, Madamji? - Bug, bug! 401 00:20:37,850 --> 00:20:39,270 There, there, there, bug, bug, bug, please, kill it! 402 00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:41,680 Kill it, kill it, kill it, bug, bug, bug! 403 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:43,750 - This one? - Bug, bug, bug. 404 00:20:43,790 --> 00:20:44,960 - Seriously? - Bug, bug! 405 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,340 - Okay, okay, okay, okay! 406 00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:48,830 - No, no, no, no, no! 407 00:20:48,860 --> 00:20:50,310 I'm arachnophobic, please, get that outta here! 408 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:54,800 Just kill it, kill it, kill it, kill it, kill it! 409 00:20:54,830 --> 00:20:55,770 - Donald? 410 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,420 [speaking in foreign language] 411 00:20:57,460 --> 00:20:58,290 Pull over. 412 00:20:59,530 --> 00:21:01,770 [groans] Just go, you little fella! 413 00:21:02,740 --> 00:21:03,910 Fly, fly away! 414 00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:08,640 Done. 415 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:13,370 Five minutes. 416 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:14,300 - [Shania] Where you going? 417 00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:18,170 [speaking in foreign language] 418 00:21:19,550 --> 00:21:23,100 Sirji wanted to take you in gurdwara as a welcome to India! 419 00:21:24,310 --> 00:21:26,140 - You can't be so afraid of a bitty spider! 420 00:21:26,180 --> 00:21:28,210 - I told you, I'm arachnophobic! 421 00:21:29,350 --> 00:21:30,660 - Arachna-what? 422 00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:32,980 - Afraid of spiders, Daddy! 423 00:21:33,010 --> 00:21:36,010 - Where do you learn such silly American words? 424 00:21:36,050 --> 00:21:37,460 - Stop, that tickles! 425 00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:39,740 - But I'm a tiny spider biting your neck! 426 00:21:39,780 --> 00:21:42,260 - [laughs] Mom, Dad's making fun of my disability! 427 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:43,370 - What disability? 428 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:44,400 You're a Sikh! 429 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:45,440 A warrior! 430 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:46,780 [growls] 431 00:21:46,820 --> 00:21:47,710 - [laughs] I'm not a warrior! 432 00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:50,860 I'm a princess! [Dad laughs] 433 00:21:56,270 --> 00:22:00,450 - Madamji, so are you interested, Madamji? 434 00:22:01,730 --> 00:22:02,690 - What? 435 00:22:02,730 --> 00:22:03,760 Interested? 436 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,010 In what? 437 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:08,110 - Arranging my marriage to an American lady! 438 00:22:08,150 --> 00:22:09,740 - Oh! 439 00:22:09,770 --> 00:22:10,980 We don't do that in America. 440 00:22:11,010 --> 00:22:12,740 We don't have arranged marriages. 441 00:22:12,770 --> 00:22:14,600 - Yes, Madamji, they do! 442 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:17,780 I have heard of the Match.com, Plenty of Fish, 443 00:22:17,810 --> 00:22:19,920 JDate, Christian Mingle, eHarmony, 444 00:22:19,950 --> 00:22:22,990 OkCupid... - Okay, okay, those are... 445 00:22:23,030 --> 00:22:24,270 It doesn't matter. 446 00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:25,860 I don't know much about those sites. 447 00:22:27,550 --> 00:22:29,270 I don't ever wanna get married. 448 00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,240 - I would be a good husband! 449 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:36,180 I am funny and I heard American women like funny! 450 00:22:36,210 --> 00:22:39,350 [upbeat Indian music] 451 00:22:49,290 --> 00:22:51,050 - [Shania] Nice! 452 00:22:51,090 --> 00:22:53,330 - See you can pretend you're not even in India. 453 00:22:55,710 --> 00:22:57,130 Alright. 454 00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:58,370 I'll see you tomorrow morning? 455 00:22:58,410 --> 00:22:59,200 - Oh, thank you! - Yeah? 456 00:22:59,230 --> 00:23:00,410 - Yes. 457 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:01,510 And listen now, here, before I forget. 458 00:23:01,550 --> 00:23:03,030 Sleep tight, 459 00:23:03,070 --> 00:23:04,620 and don't let the bed bugs bite! 460 00:23:06,450 --> 00:23:08,420 - Wait, there are bugs? 461 00:23:11,450 --> 00:23:13,320 Hey, so I just got to the hotel. 462 00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:14,840 It's lovely! 463 00:23:14,870 --> 00:23:17,010 Outside, a little bit of everything. 464 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,220 Dirt poor, filthy rich. 465 00:23:19,250 --> 00:23:20,630 I got a list of weddings here. 466 00:23:20,670 --> 00:23:22,950 Quick question, who do you want me to cover? 467 00:23:22,980 --> 00:23:25,090 - [Claudia Voiceover] Well, thanks to Hollywood, 468 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:28,440 we've seen slumdogs and millionaires. 469 00:23:28,470 --> 00:23:29,990 Why don't you cover the real India? 470 00:23:30,020 --> 00:23:31,440 The one in between? 471 00:23:31,470 --> 00:23:33,580 You know, middle India. 472 00:23:33,610 --> 00:23:37,930 [upbeat Indian music on TV] 473 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:39,240 - Mummy Ji! 474 00:23:39,270 --> 00:23:40,210 - [Mummy] Mm! 475 00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:41,380 Stuck on work again? 476 00:23:42,900 --> 00:23:44,490 Just like your father. 477 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:45,420 - [Harb] Starving. 478 00:23:47,900 --> 00:23:49,320 - He never got home on time. 479 00:23:58,850 --> 00:24:00,400 So, 480 00:24:00,430 --> 00:24:01,260 what kept you? 481 00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:03,780 - An American girl. - Mm! 482 00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:08,370 I saw on the news an American attacked a Sikh, 483 00:24:08,410 --> 00:24:10,170 thinking he was a Muslim! 484 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,510 No concept of other culture, these Americans! 485 00:24:13,690 --> 00:24:16,620 - I'm sure not all of them are like that, hmm? 486 00:24:16,660 --> 00:24:18,730 - Americans see a turban and they think 487 00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:20,250 there is a bomb in it! 488 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,520 - And how do you know so much about Americans? 489 00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:23,590 You've never even been to America. 490 00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:25,730 - I have seen Hollywood movies. 491 00:24:25,770 --> 00:24:28,390 - You and your Hollywood and Bollywood. 492 00:24:28,430 --> 00:24:29,500 Why do you watch such drivel? 493 00:24:29,530 --> 00:24:31,260 - It makes me feel! - Nauseous. 494 00:24:32,430 --> 00:24:35,020 - [sighs] Anything fun makes you nauseous. 495 00:24:35,050 --> 00:24:37,850 No girlfriend, no wife, no love. 496 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:40,540 [speaks in foreign language] 497 00:24:40,580 --> 00:24:41,990 - The American girl is cute. 498 00:24:44,170 --> 00:24:45,410 [Mummy sighs] 499 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:49,270 [mobile phone rings] 500 00:24:49,310 --> 00:24:50,970 - [Whitney] It's me! 501 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,180 - My God, I'm so glad you called! 502 00:24:53,210 --> 00:24:54,560 - Yeah, what's goin' on? 503 00:24:54,590 --> 00:24:55,760 Hey, how was the flight? 504 00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:56,660 - Flight was good. 505 00:24:56,700 --> 00:24:58,350 The ride to the hotel? 506 00:24:58,390 --> 00:24:59,490 Not so good. 507 00:24:59,530 --> 00:25:01,010 How's work? 508 00:25:01,050 --> 00:25:02,840 - Well, talk about not so good. Entertaining clients. 509 00:25:02,870 --> 00:25:04,320 You know how much I hate that! 510 00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:06,460 - Oh, yeah, I know. 511 00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:07,810 - Okay, okay, so wait a second. 512 00:25:07,850 --> 00:25:09,330 What's happening with your dad? 513 00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:11,810 - [Shania] [sighs] I don't know, Whit. 514 00:25:11,850 --> 00:25:13,920 Honestly, I should just mail it to him. 515 00:25:15,090 --> 00:25:18,370 But a part of me, I really wanna see him again. 516 00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:26,480 [upbeat Indian music] [horns beep] 517 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,180 - Good morning, Madamji! 518 00:26:04,210 --> 00:26:05,660 You look so lovely this morning! 519 00:26:05,700 --> 00:26:07,280 - Aww, you're so sweet! 520 00:26:10,180 --> 00:26:11,460 Good morning! 521 00:26:13,050 --> 00:26:13,880 - Good morning. 522 00:26:19,570 --> 00:26:21,330 - So you like the decorations? 523 00:26:21,370 --> 00:26:24,540 I did put the flags to make you feel at home! 524 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:27,440 It's very American, no? 525 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:30,790 I tried to find American flags made in America 526 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:35,240 but the closest I could get was China. 527 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:36,620 - I like it, Donald. 528 00:26:36,660 --> 00:26:38,560 I give you an A for effort. 529 00:26:38,590 --> 00:26:40,590 - I don't mean to correct you. 530 00:26:40,630 --> 00:26:42,460 But A is for alpha. 531 00:26:42,490 --> 00:26:47,120 You see, effort start with E! [mobile phone rings] 532 00:26:47,150 --> 00:26:49,390 - Hey, Mark! - Hehehey, beautiful! 533 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:52,160 I sure miss that face. 534 00:26:52,190 --> 00:26:53,330 - What's up? 535 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:54,260 - You're never gonna believe this. 536 00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:55,330 Your photographer is sick. 537 00:26:55,370 --> 00:26:57,640 He's stuck in Delhi and can't get on his flight. 538 00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:58,610 - This can't be happening! 539 00:26:58,650 --> 00:27:00,030 I need another photographer! 540 00:27:00,060 --> 00:27:01,410 - Well, I can look in the database. 541 00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:02,580 - Madamji! 542 00:27:02,620 --> 00:27:04,620 Madamji, Madamji! - Would they be under F 543 00:27:04,650 --> 00:27:06,450 for photographer? - Madamji, Madamji! 544 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,240 - Hold on, Donald, what is it, what? 545 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:11,420 - I know a tiptop photographer who lives in Chandigarh! 546 00:27:11,450 --> 00:27:12,830 - Oh, my gosh, you know somebody? 547 00:27:12,870 --> 00:27:13,900 - Yes, Madamji! 548 00:27:13,940 --> 00:27:15,390 First class photographer! 549 00:27:15,420 --> 00:27:16,660 - Okay, Mark. 550 00:27:16,700 --> 00:27:18,350 The driver could give me a photographer for today 551 00:27:18,390 --> 00:27:20,700 but you have to get me another one for the next wedding. 552 00:27:22,260 --> 00:27:23,570 [Mark mumbles] 553 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:24,780 Gotta go, bye. 554 00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:25,910 - Love it when you boss me around! 555 00:27:29,950 --> 00:27:31,850 [clears throat] 556 00:27:31,890 --> 00:27:34,160 - He seems to be a real keeper. 557 00:27:35,860 --> 00:27:38,690 - Well, at least the phone reception was working. 558 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:39,580 - Oh, yeah. 559 00:27:41,270 --> 00:27:43,000 We all share one broken down satellite 560 00:27:43,030 --> 00:27:45,930 to serve the 1.3 billion people of the entire country. 561 00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:50,800 - Oh, my God. 562 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,420 All of you share one satellite? 563 00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:56,670 - Can I tell you one secret? 564 00:27:58,530 --> 00:28:01,500 Actually they are just pretending to talk on the phone. 565 00:28:01,540 --> 00:28:03,610 Nobody's talking to anyone. 566 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:04,470 - What? 567 00:28:07,510 --> 00:28:09,470 [sighs] 568 00:28:09,510 --> 00:28:12,130 [soft laughing] 569 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:19,420 [uplifting Indian music] 570 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:27,910 [people cheer] 571 00:28:35,780 --> 00:28:36,920 Ugh, a puddle. 572 00:28:38,330 --> 00:28:39,750 - [Donald] Oh, Parveen, my friend! 573 00:28:39,780 --> 00:28:42,200 - Hello, hello, hello! 574 00:28:42,230 --> 00:28:44,680 - [Shania] [squeals softly] What are you doing? 575 00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,170 - [Harbhajan] [groans] You were going to have a problem 576 00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:47,480 with the puddle, 577 00:28:47,510 --> 00:28:49,380 I was going to have a problem with you having a problem, 578 00:28:49,410 --> 00:28:51,480 so I'm just avoiding myriad of problems. 579 00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:52,760 You got a problem with that? 580 00:28:52,790 --> 00:28:54,930 - [Shania] No! [laughs] 581 00:28:54,970 --> 00:28:56,070 Ok, thank you! 582 00:28:56,110 --> 00:28:57,590 - Here you are photographer, Madamji! 583 00:28:57,630 --> 00:28:58,870 Parveen, my friend! 584 00:28:58,900 --> 00:29:01,320 - Hello, I'm Shania from Sterling Magazine! 585 00:29:01,350 --> 00:29:03,700 - Hello, Ji, hello! [speaks in foreign language] 586 00:29:03,740 --> 00:29:04,630 - [Shania] Thank you! 587 00:29:04,670 --> 00:29:05,880 - That is my work. 588 00:29:07,020 --> 00:29:10,430 [people singing faintly] 589 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:13,060 - [Shania] What exactly am I looking at? 590 00:29:13,090 --> 00:29:17,090 - That is my, how you say in America, my portfolio! 591 00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:18,440 My portfolio! 592 00:29:18,470 --> 00:29:19,960 - What did I tell you, Madamji? 593 00:29:19,990 --> 00:29:22,310 Best photographer in all of Chandigarh! 594 00:29:22,340 --> 00:29:25,140 Not Chandigarh, all of India! [chuckles] 595 00:29:25,170 --> 00:29:26,410 - Oh! [chuckles weakly] 596 00:29:26,450 --> 00:29:27,620 - So you like this? - Yeah, sure, sure. 597 00:29:27,660 --> 00:29:31,760 - [Donald] Ok! [speaks in foreign language] 598 00:29:33,390 --> 00:29:38,390 [rhythmic drum music] [women clapping] 599 00:29:54,340 --> 00:29:57,000 [women singing] 600 00:30:06,180 --> 00:30:08,250 - Oh, hi, Shania! 601 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:09,700 How are you? - Hello! 602 00:30:09,730 --> 00:30:11,150 - Oh, sorry, I have Mehndi all over! 603 00:30:11,180 --> 00:30:12,180 Please, please come! 604 00:30:13,460 --> 00:30:15,320 Have a seat! 605 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,050 - [Shania] Hello! [women greet loudly] 606 00:30:17,090 --> 00:30:18,910 Hi, hello, hello! 607 00:30:18,950 --> 00:30:20,260 Hi, hello! 608 00:30:20,300 --> 00:30:21,880 - So how are you? - Good, how are you? 609 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,020 - I am enjoying my day! 610 00:30:24,060 --> 00:30:26,060 - Yes, thank you for having me, Devika! 611 00:30:26,090 --> 00:30:28,480 - You're welcome! - Ok, one second. 612 00:30:28,510 --> 00:30:30,720 Wedding number one, Mehndi ceremony, 613 00:30:30,750 --> 00:30:33,580 better known as the henna tattoo in the west. 614 00:30:33,620 --> 00:30:36,350 - This is the bridal shower like you have in the US. 615 00:30:36,380 --> 00:30:37,860 - Ok. 616 00:30:37,900 --> 00:30:40,660 - And we are doing the Mehndi ceremony like tattoo for you 617 00:30:40,690 --> 00:30:44,180 but tradition for us, so make the bride look beautiful 618 00:30:44,220 --> 00:30:47,080 on her special day so how's it looking? 619 00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:48,150 - Beautiful! 620 00:30:48,190 --> 00:30:49,320 - [Devika] Would you like to have some Mehndi? 621 00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:50,980 - Oh, maybe later! 622 00:30:51,020 --> 00:30:53,400 Devika, can you tell us a little bit more about this? 623 00:30:53,430 --> 00:30:55,300 - Yeah, there are ceremonies like Mehndi 624 00:30:55,330 --> 00:30:57,020 and then Ladies Sangeet and... 625 00:30:57,060 --> 00:30:58,330 [woman shouts in foreign language] 626 00:30:58,370 --> 00:31:00,610 Ooh, ooh, hijras, hijras are here! 627 00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:03,990 [hijras chant in foreign language] 628 00:31:04,030 --> 00:31:06,130 Let me tell you about hijras. 629 00:31:06,170 --> 00:31:09,170 Hijras, they come, they find out where the wedding is 630 00:31:09,210 --> 00:31:11,310 and show up and bless the bride. 631 00:31:11,350 --> 00:31:12,870 - [Shania] Oh, wow! 632 00:31:12,900 --> 00:31:17,110 [hijras chant in foreign language] 633 00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:20,910 Who are they? 634 00:31:20,940 --> 00:31:21,740 - Hijras. 635 00:31:21,770 --> 00:31:22,600 - [Shania] Hija-what? 636 00:31:23,810 --> 00:31:25,390 - Transvestite, transgenders. 637 00:31:26,570 --> 00:31:27,670 Eunuchs? 638 00:31:27,710 --> 00:31:30,470 - [Shania] Oh, right. 639 00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:33,750 [hijra speaks in foreign language] 640 00:31:33,780 --> 00:31:34,990 - They just find out where the wedding is 641 00:31:35,030 --> 00:31:37,030 and they just show up. - Oh. 642 00:31:37,060 --> 00:31:38,680 Where the heck's Parveen? 643 00:31:39,620 --> 00:31:40,860 Hey, Parveen! 644 00:31:40,890 --> 00:31:43,520 - Oh, sorry, sorry! 645 00:31:43,550 --> 00:31:45,860 Stupid people. Side please. 646 00:31:45,900 --> 00:31:47,180 - [Hijras] Media! 647 00:31:47,210 --> 00:31:48,590 - No media! 648 00:31:48,620 --> 00:31:50,560 I'm from Sterling Magazine from America! 649 00:31:50,590 --> 00:31:52,800 - Oh, okay! - Smile, please, smile! 650 00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:54,180 Smile! - Can we ask you 651 00:31:54,220 --> 00:31:55,600 some questions? - Yes, of course. 652 00:31:55,630 --> 00:31:58,010 - Okay, okay, no questions, please, thank you. 653 00:31:58,050 --> 00:31:58,980 Okay, we're done here. 654 00:31:59,010 --> 00:31:59,950 Thank you, you guys can go out. 655 00:31:59,980 --> 00:32:01,150 Thank you, go on. 656 00:32:01,190 --> 00:32:03,330 - You can see, people want our blessings 657 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:04,570 but they treat us like a curse. 658 00:32:04,610 --> 00:32:06,060 This is very bad. - Alright, thank you, 659 00:32:06,090 --> 00:32:07,470 move out! - Very bad! 660 00:32:07,510 --> 00:32:09,850 Ma'am, this is how they treat us. 661 00:32:09,890 --> 00:32:10,820 - Out! 662 00:32:10,850 --> 00:32:12,230 - Very, very bad! - Out, out, thank you. 663 00:32:12,270 --> 00:32:14,370 Thank you, out, out, out, out. 664 00:32:14,410 --> 00:32:15,930 Sorry, guys, sorry, sorry. 665 00:32:16,930 --> 00:32:18,310 I mean girls. 666 00:32:18,340 --> 00:32:19,350 I'm just doing my job. 667 00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:21,140 I'm really sorry! 668 00:32:28,010 --> 00:32:29,390 - What do they mean by that? 669 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:31,870 Why didn't you let me talk to them? 670 00:32:34,740 --> 00:32:39,540 [women chant in foreign language] 671 00:32:39,570 --> 00:32:42,400 [sighs] I really need a new photographer! 672 00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:44,510 His angles are all wrong! 673 00:32:44,540 --> 00:32:46,030 - Claudia loves the shots! 674 00:32:46,060 --> 00:32:47,510 - [Shania] What? 675 00:32:47,550 --> 00:32:48,890 - [Whitney] Yeah, she says the style has an authenticity. 676 00:32:48,930 --> 00:32:50,000 She's keepin' 'em. 677 00:32:50,030 --> 00:32:51,520 - Okay, she's the boss. 678 00:32:51,550 --> 00:32:52,450 Oh, hey! 679 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:53,690 I got something to tell you. 680 00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:57,070 - [Whitney] You had sex with the guy in picture twenty-four? 681 00:32:57,110 --> 00:32:58,870 - You are such a tramp! 682 00:32:58,900 --> 00:33:01,560 Now, listen, I think I found a sidebar story I wanna do. 683 00:33:01,590 --> 00:33:03,460 Scroll down to picture 33. 684 00:33:03,490 --> 00:33:04,770 They're called hijras. 685 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:06,840 You know, like transgenders? 686 00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:08,500 I wanna do an editorial on them. 687 00:33:08,530 --> 00:33:10,020 - Why is that a big deal? 688 00:33:10,050 --> 00:33:12,540 - I'm not really sure, but I think I'm onto something. 689 00:33:12,570 --> 00:33:14,750 I'm sure they don't want me to know about this story. 690 00:33:14,780 --> 00:33:17,440 - Now you're thinkin' like an Editor-In-Chief! 691 00:33:17,470 --> 00:33:19,300 [chuckles] But you still need to get laid. 692 00:33:19,340 --> 00:33:20,680 - [Shania] Whit, [chuckles] get your mind 693 00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:22,370 out of the gutter, girl! 694 00:33:22,410 --> 00:33:23,480 I gotta go to work. 695 00:33:23,510 --> 00:33:26,930 Bye! [chuckles] 696 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:30,280 [relaxing Indian music] 697 00:33:34,870 --> 00:33:39,490 [ peak in foreign language] 698 00:33:39,530 --> 00:33:42,080 - So boys and girls, dudes and divas, 699 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:45,400 are you all ready to rock? 700 00:33:45,430 --> 00:33:48,190 [emcee speaks in foreign language] 701 00:33:48,230 --> 00:33:51,850 [romantic Indian music] 702 00:33:51,890 --> 00:33:53,230 - [Shania] Hello! 703 00:33:53,270 --> 00:33:55,170 - Hello, hello! - Namaste! 704 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:56,610 - Namaste. 705 00:33:56,650 --> 00:33:59,200 [girl giggles] 706 00:34:07,250 --> 00:34:11,220 - So, since there's a break, I'll ask you some questions. 707 00:34:12,490 --> 00:34:16,570 [man speaks in foreign language] 708 00:34:22,020 --> 00:34:26,020 So, can you tell me about this ceremony? 709 00:34:26,060 --> 00:34:27,650 And what is it called? 710 00:34:29,820 --> 00:34:31,790 - You just relax, Ji. 711 00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:32,720 You don't worry! 712 00:34:32,750 --> 00:34:34,480 I'm [mumbles], I will help you! 713 00:34:34,510 --> 00:34:37,550 Myself, Bhavna, but you can call me Cookie, Ji. 714 00:34:37,590 --> 00:34:39,280 And this is, Ji, Cream. 715 00:34:39,310 --> 00:34:40,930 So we are Cookies and Cream! 716 00:34:40,970 --> 00:34:42,210 And yourself? 717 00:34:42,250 --> 00:34:44,110 - I'm Shania from Sterling Magazine. 718 00:34:44,150 --> 00:34:46,040 - Oh, hanji! 719 00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:47,080 Shaniaji! 720 00:34:47,110 --> 00:34:48,670 I do knew you were coming! 721 00:34:48,700 --> 00:34:51,530 You know, I even gave them a thousand rupees discount 722 00:34:51,570 --> 00:34:53,430 because I knew you were coming! 723 00:34:53,460 --> 00:34:55,570 I'm perfect for your interview! 724 00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:57,500 I'm big, big rockstar over here. 725 00:34:57,540 --> 00:35:01,330 People in Punjab, my Shaniaji, they really love me a lot! 726 00:35:01,370 --> 00:35:04,650 My dream is to take Cookies and Cream to Bollywood. 727 00:35:05,990 --> 00:35:07,890 We sing and dance to traditional music 728 00:35:07,930 --> 00:35:09,380 to celebrate the wedding! 729 00:35:09,410 --> 00:35:13,480 Traditional music can get so boring, so we re-mix it! 730 00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:15,620 And it becomes fresh again! 731 00:35:15,660 --> 00:35:19,390 [speaks in foreign language] 732 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:24,220 [upbeat Indian music] [camera clicks] 733 00:35:24,250 --> 00:35:28,150 [speaking in foreign language] 734 00:35:30,330 --> 00:35:32,330 - She will be if she would have me. 735 00:35:32,370 --> 00:35:33,090 [speaks in foreign language] 736 00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:34,990 -Stupid person. 737 00:35:39,580 --> 00:35:41,100 Will you marry me? 738 00:35:42,270 --> 00:35:46,660 - [laughs] Yes! 739 00:35:46,690 --> 00:35:47,900 [couple laughs] 740 00:35:47,930 --> 00:35:52,070 [Cream speaks in foreign language] 741 00:35:54,940 --> 00:35:55,980 - What just happened? 742 00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:01,010 [speaking in foreign language] 743 00:36:05,850 --> 00:36:09,020 [upbeat Indian music] 744 00:36:28,730 --> 00:36:30,600 [children speak in foreign accent] 745 00:36:30,630 --> 00:36:32,910 Aww, that's so cute, they think I'm their aunt! 746 00:36:32,940 --> 00:36:34,320 - No, 747 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:37,740 in India, they call everyone auntie or uncle. 748 00:36:37,780 --> 00:36:40,430 [Shania laughs] 749 00:37:01,110 --> 00:37:02,140 Nice weather! 750 00:37:02,180 --> 00:37:03,250 - What? 751 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,290 - Nice weather! 752 00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:05,180 - Yeah. 753 00:37:06,150 --> 00:37:09,290 [upbeat Indian music] 754 00:37:24,030 --> 00:37:28,240 You know, I brought all my mom's clothes 755 00:37:28,270 --> 00:37:30,170 and now I just feel like an idiot! 756 00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:33,180 - No, you're not an idiot! 757 00:37:35,140 --> 00:37:37,080 You're just stuck in a hippie era! 758 00:37:37,110 --> 00:37:40,110 India has moved on! 759 00:37:40,150 --> 00:37:45,150 - I can see that. 760 00:37:49,260 --> 00:37:52,780 - Sorry, sorry. 761 00:37:52,820 --> 00:37:57,820 Are you okay? 762 00:37:59,750 --> 00:38:02,310 [birds chirping] 763 00:38:02,340 --> 00:38:05,620 [light romantic music] 764 00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:44,520 - Hi, everybody! 765 00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:47,660 - Hello, good morn...ning. 766 00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:52,320 - Good morning. 767 00:38:54,770 --> 00:38:56,220 You okay? 768 00:38:56,260 --> 00:38:58,260 - [clears throat] Yeah, yeah, of course, I'm, I'm fine. 769 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:01,540 [clears throat] Donald. 770 00:39:02,610 --> 00:39:03,780 Next wedding, huh? 771 00:39:03,820 --> 00:39:04,960 Let's go, let's go. 772 00:39:10,790 --> 00:39:14,210 [upbeat Indian music] 773 00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:18,000 [speaks in foreign language] 774 00:39:27,050 --> 00:39:28,530 - Hello, so nice to see you! 775 00:39:28,570 --> 00:39:29,980 What are you doing here? 776 00:39:30,020 --> 00:39:32,050 - I come to give blessings this wedding! 777 00:39:32,090 --> 00:39:32,950 - Okay! 778 00:39:32,990 --> 00:39:34,440 So ca-- - Move. 779 00:39:34,470 --> 00:39:35,400 - Don't worry, Madamji. 780 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:36,330 I'm in every wedding! 781 00:39:36,370 --> 00:39:37,650 I will meet you in next wedding! 782 00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:38,990 - Okay! - Move. 783 00:39:43,860 --> 00:39:47,000 [woman speaks in foreign language] 784 00:39:49,900 --> 00:39:51,000 - Welcome, welcome, hanji! 785 00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:52,800 We are waiting, waiting for you! 786 00:39:52,830 --> 00:39:56,220 Penji, very big house! 787 00:39:56,250 --> 00:39:57,840 But Punjabi people big heart, 788 00:39:57,870 --> 00:40:01,010 so big houses. 789 00:40:01,050 --> 00:40:02,320 Oh, you very, very pretty, ji. 790 00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:05,430 I was very waiting outside on the gate! 791 00:40:05,470 --> 00:40:10,440 [hostess speaks in foreign language] 792 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,440 - Congratulations. 793 00:40:12,470 --> 00:40:15,990 [hostess speaks in foreign language] 794 00:40:20,170 --> 00:40:22,140 - Namaste, hello, namaste! 795 00:40:22,170 --> 00:40:25,730 Thank you. 796 00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:30,210 [hostess speaks in foreign language] 797 00:40:37,950 --> 00:40:40,710 - Hey, Cream, you look beautiful! 798 00:40:40,740 --> 00:40:43,780 - Not Cream, Shania Ji, Cookie. 799 00:40:43,810 --> 00:40:46,990 Actually now, call me Bhavna only. 800 00:40:47,020 --> 00:40:49,130 I'm a solo act from now. 801 00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:53,620 - What happened to Cream? 802 00:40:53,650 --> 00:40:58,350 [hostess speaks in foreign language] 803 00:40:58,380 --> 00:40:59,900 So this is a shuni? 804 00:40:59,930 --> 00:41:01,490 - No, no, no! 805 00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:03,350 Ch for Chudail [witch], Madamji! 806 00:41:03,390 --> 00:41:04,350 Chunni! - Ah! 807 00:41:04,390 --> 00:41:06,180 So this is the Chunni ceremony. 808 00:41:06,220 --> 00:41:07,940 - Yes, yes, Chunni! - Right. 809 00:41:07,980 --> 00:41:12,360 [hostess speaks in foreign language] 810 00:41:16,710 --> 00:41:20,230 - Madamji, this is the scarf groom give bride 811 00:41:20,260 --> 00:41:21,300 to wear in wedding. 812 00:41:22,510 --> 00:41:26,510 [hostess speaks in foreign language] 813 00:41:26,550 --> 00:41:28,510 Very excited, Ji! 814 00:41:28,550 --> 00:41:30,620 Doctor from America! 815 00:41:30,650 --> 00:41:33,660 Make sure you write in article, please! 816 00:41:33,690 --> 00:41:35,140 - Right. 817 00:41:35,180 --> 00:41:36,940 Okay, I heard a little bit of American in there. 818 00:41:36,970 --> 00:41:38,390 Whereabouts are you from? 819 00:41:38,420 --> 00:41:40,040 - Tuscaloosa, Alabama! 820 00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:41,290 Roll tide! 821 00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:42,220 - Right, yeah! 822 00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:43,810 College football team thing. 823 00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:45,290 I know that. [chuckles] - That's right. 824 00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:47,710 - So, how long do you guys know each other for! 825 00:41:47,740 --> 00:41:49,290 - [Groom] We've only met once before. 826 00:41:49,330 --> 00:41:51,710 - Oh, only once? 827 00:41:51,740 --> 00:41:52,570 Really? 828 00:41:53,710 --> 00:41:57,820 - Excuse me. 829 00:41:57,850 --> 00:41:59,930 What are you doing here, Salman? 830 00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:01,340 You have to go! 831 00:42:01,370 --> 00:42:03,790 In the first place, you shouldn't have come to me! 832 00:42:03,830 --> 00:42:06,070 - I'm not leaving without you! 833 00:42:06,100 --> 00:42:08,310 - It's my Chunni ceremony, yeah? 834 00:42:08,350 --> 00:42:10,490 The whole family is waiting for me inside! 835 00:42:11,630 --> 00:42:13,420 You have to go! [speaks in foreign language] 836 00:42:13,460 --> 00:42:15,390 - Let your dad just meet me once. 837 00:42:15,420 --> 00:42:16,560 I may be a Muslim 838 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:17,810 but we all are Indian, see. 839 00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:20,190 [speaks in foreign language]! 840 00:42:20,220 --> 00:42:21,600 - You crazy or what? 841 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:22,980 Papaji. 842 00:42:23,020 --> 00:42:25,230 I just can't do this to him, yeah? 843 00:42:25,260 --> 00:42:28,300 [speaks in foreign language] 844 00:42:28,330 --> 00:42:30,440 - How are you so sure they will be unhappy? 845 00:42:31,820 --> 00:42:34,100 - You're a Muslim, I'm a Hindu! 846 00:42:34,130 --> 00:42:35,790 What are the odds? 847 00:42:35,820 --> 00:42:37,310 - I'm not leaving without you. 848 00:42:37,340 --> 00:42:39,860 Bhavna, I love you and you love me. 849 00:42:39,900 --> 00:42:40,720 - Hey, Cream? 850 00:42:41,790 --> 00:42:43,180 - Hello, Madamji, please? 851 00:42:43,210 --> 00:42:44,630 Can you please help me? 852 00:42:44,660 --> 00:42:47,390 Can you please tell Bhavna's father to come outside? 853 00:42:47,420 --> 00:42:49,840 [speaks in foreign language] 854 00:42:49,870 --> 00:42:52,630 - Please, if you love me, you have to leave now! 855 00:42:52,670 --> 00:42:54,840 If you don't leave I will do something horrible to myself! 856 00:42:56,050 --> 00:42:58,260 I love you but you have to leave now! 857 00:42:58,290 --> 00:42:59,120 Please! 858 00:43:02,370 --> 00:43:04,820 [engine revs] 859 00:43:06,890 --> 00:43:11,860 Most of my family was killed in Pakistan during Partition 860 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:13,000 by Muslims. 861 00:43:14,210 --> 00:43:17,520 And my stupid, stupid heart fell for a Muslim! 862 00:43:19,420 --> 00:43:22,040 I could not have made Papaji make this choice for me. 863 00:43:23,220 --> 00:43:24,460 So I did. 864 00:43:24,490 --> 00:43:28,810 [hostess speaks in foreign language] 865 00:43:34,330 --> 00:43:37,160 - Madamji, let's continue the interview. 866 00:43:37,190 --> 00:43:38,400 - Right, okay. 867 00:43:40,060 --> 00:43:41,960 I'm gonna go off record with this. 868 00:43:44,820 --> 00:43:46,480 What can you tell me about Salman? 869 00:43:46,510 --> 00:43:48,760 - Eh, Salman? - Who's Salman? 870 00:43:48,790 --> 00:43:50,970 - Who's this bloody Salman? - Salman? 871 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,760 - What's goin' on here? 872 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,040 - Who's Salman? 873 00:43:55,070 --> 00:43:57,150 - Papaji, remember my singing partner 874 00:43:57,180 --> 00:43:59,250 with whom I do all the shows? 875 00:43:59,290 --> 00:44:01,430 He's fine, Shaniaji, but he couldn't come today. 876 00:44:01,460 --> 00:44:02,600 He's gonna come for the wedding. 877 00:44:02,630 --> 00:44:04,150 - Do you love him? 878 00:44:04,190 --> 00:44:05,430 [mother gasps] - Shania! 879 00:44:05,460 --> 00:44:07,190 - Love! [speaks in foreign language] 880 00:44:07,220 --> 00:44:09,300 - Wait a second, is there something we need to know here? 881 00:44:09,330 --> 00:44:13,510 [woman speaks in foreign language] 882 00:44:20,550 --> 00:44:25,550 [sighs heavily] [car horns beep faintly] 883 00:44:29,110 --> 00:44:30,280 - Came to cover five weddings, 884 00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:32,110 you have covered two and ruined one. 885 00:44:32,150 --> 00:44:33,770 Great. 886 00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:36,220 - Wait a minute, that was not because of me! 887 00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:39,080 I just asked a couple of questions! 888 00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:40,600 - Yeah. 889 00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:41,980 And the questions were enough to destroy an entire family, 890 00:44:42,020 --> 00:44:43,050 you know that? 891 00:44:43,090 --> 00:44:44,160 What happened in there was because of the words 892 00:44:44,190 --> 00:44:45,400 that came out of your mouth! 893 00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:47,640 - Look, I feel terrible! 894 00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:50,510 But I'd rather save that girl a lifetime of misery! 895 00:44:50,540 --> 00:44:54,170 - Well, you're exactly what everyone was hoping for, right? 896 00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,270 The Americans would show up and save the day! 897 00:44:56,310 --> 00:44:58,620 - [Shania] You act like that's a bad thing! 898 00:44:58,660 --> 00:45:00,350 - What I do know is a bad thing is, 899 00:45:00,380 --> 00:45:03,250 presuming to know a culture you know so little about! 900 00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:05,250 - A culture that places a higher premium 901 00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:07,530 on what other people think versus what the heart feels? 902 00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:10,290 What kind of culture is that? [sighs] 903 00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:18,470 - Mommy, Mommy, can you tell me a story about India? 904 00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:19,920 - India's so beautiful. 905 00:45:21,330 --> 00:45:25,060 And when your dad and I first met and fell in love, 906 00:45:25,100 --> 00:45:28,860 it was magical and then we just grew apart. 907 00:45:30,070 --> 00:45:32,830 India wasn't for me and America wasn't for him. 908 00:45:34,450 --> 00:45:37,350 [melancholy music] 909 00:45:40,110 --> 00:45:42,530 - What's wrong with teaching her some of the Indian culture? 910 00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:43,910 You drum all this American into her, 911 00:45:43,940 --> 00:45:45,460 she doesn't even know where she's from! 912 00:45:45,500 --> 00:45:47,320 - She's from America like me! 913 00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:50,190 - Yes, and also India. 914 00:45:50,220 --> 00:45:51,670 - Really? 915 00:45:51,710 --> 00:45:54,230 It's not like we don't have Indian culture here. 916 00:45:54,260 --> 00:45:55,780 We do our Sikh prayers every morning, 917 00:45:55,820 --> 00:45:57,400 I cover my head with a scarf. 918 00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:58,890 - Chunni! 919 00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:01,300 - Look around you, Rajinder, we live India in America! 920 00:46:03,550 --> 00:46:05,830 [melancholy music] 921 00:46:05,860 --> 00:46:07,140 - Okay, so here's the problem. 922 00:46:07,170 --> 00:46:09,480 Apparently Indian weddings are beholden 923 00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:12,040 to these astrologers who tell them 924 00:46:12,070 --> 00:46:14,560 when they can and can't schedule weddings. 925 00:46:14,590 --> 00:46:16,080 - So you're telling me they can't schedule 926 00:46:16,110 --> 00:46:17,250 a wedding while I'm in town. 927 00:46:17,290 --> 00:46:18,670 - There's an eclipse in five days. 928 00:46:18,700 --> 00:46:20,050 Apparently, that's a can't. 929 00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:22,390 It's not auspicious. 930 00:46:22,430 --> 00:46:25,570 - India, you never disappoint. 931 00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:26,430 - Miss you! 932 00:46:30,850 --> 00:46:32,400 - [Mom] Shania, hey, it's Mom. 933 00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:33,370 I miss you, baby! 934 00:46:35,860 --> 00:46:37,890 Just checking in to see how you're doing. 935 00:46:39,690 --> 00:46:41,410 Did you reach out to your dad yet? 936 00:46:42,860 --> 00:46:44,730 I really hope you can see him while you're there. 937 00:46:46,070 --> 00:46:47,520 Okay, I'll call you later. 938 00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:48,390 Love you, bye. 939 00:46:49,870 --> 00:46:54,120 [Rajinder prays in foreign language] 940 00:46:54,150 --> 00:46:57,840 [Young Shania mumbles] 941 00:46:57,880 --> 00:46:59,640 - [Mom] What are you doin'? 942 00:46:59,670 --> 00:47:02,500 - I'm praying so Daddy comes back. 943 00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:05,200 - [Mom] Where did you get that? 944 00:47:05,230 --> 00:47:06,710 - From the box in the garage. 945 00:47:07,540 --> 00:47:10,060 - I thought Daddy took that with him. 946 00:47:10,100 --> 00:47:11,410 - Why did he leave, Mommy? 947 00:47:12,650 --> 00:47:15,520 [melancholy music] 948 00:47:16,900 --> 00:47:18,450 - [Mom] It took me a long time to get over 949 00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:19,420 the fact that he left. 950 00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:22,250 - [Shania] Mom, we've been over this. 951 00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:24,420 Your breasts, your ovaries... - Yeah, yeah, I know, I know! 952 00:47:24,460 --> 00:47:25,630 I know! 953 00:47:25,660 --> 00:47:30,290 None of that defines your womanhood. 954 00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:32,880 I love the Indian culture. 955 00:47:32,910 --> 00:47:34,160 That's why I traveled there, 956 00:47:34,190 --> 00:47:36,020 that's why I fell in love with you! 957 00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:39,060 But everything's changed! 958 00:47:39,090 --> 00:47:41,920 You can't bear to look at me, at my scars. 959 00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:47,200 You think I'm some kind of monster, don't you? 960 00:47:48,410 --> 00:47:50,650 - I don't think you're a monster. 961 00:47:50,690 --> 00:47:53,620 [melancholy music] 962 00:47:58,770 --> 00:48:00,390 - [Little Shania] Does he still love us? 963 00:48:02,940 --> 00:48:04,390 - Well, of course he does! 964 00:48:04,430 --> 00:48:06,330 He loves you very much. 965 00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:08,850 - Are you super, super sure? 966 00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:11,020 - I'm super duper sure. 967 00:48:11,050 --> 00:48:13,920 [melancholy music] 968 00:48:30,250 --> 00:48:31,450 He's a good man, Shania. 969 00:48:34,700 --> 00:48:36,460 - [Homeless man] Shut up - You shut up, I'm praying! 970 00:48:38,290 --> 00:48:40,880 - [Homeless Man] Then go pray in America! 971 00:48:40,910 --> 00:48:42,880 - I will not! 972 00:48:42,910 --> 00:48:45,090 I'll in fact, I'm gonna like, 973 00:48:46,500 --> 00:48:49,400 bring a piece of America over here to you right now! 974 00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:52,960 ♪ Oh say, can you see 975 00:48:52,990 --> 00:48:55,890 ♪ By the dawn's early light - Oh, shut up! 976 00:48:55,930 --> 00:48:57,270 We try to sleep! 977 00:48:57,310 --> 00:48:58,830 [speaks in foreign language] 978 00:48:58,860 --> 00:49:02,140 ♪ So proudly we hail at the twi-- ♪ 979 00:49:02,170 --> 00:49:02,970 - Hey! 980 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:04,040 - Hey, you are drunk. 981 00:49:05,380 --> 00:49:07,490 - Why are you arresting... - 510 penal code. 982 00:49:08,970 --> 00:49:10,220 - [Hijra] Reporter Madam ji! 983 00:49:10,250 --> 00:49:11,530 Hello! 984 00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:12,980 - [Shania] Oh! 985 00:49:13,010 --> 00:49:14,910 Oh, my God, you're one of the hijras! 986 00:49:14,950 --> 00:49:16,190 - Yeah, Sharmila. 987 00:49:16,220 --> 00:49:17,980 - Oh, what brings you here? 988 00:49:18,020 --> 00:49:20,540 - Section 294 penal code. 989 00:49:20,570 --> 00:49:22,570 - You're obsessed with your penal codes. 990 00:49:23,780 --> 00:49:27,540 - He means indecent explosure in public. 991 00:49:27,580 --> 00:49:28,860 - I think you're decent. 992 00:49:30,550 --> 00:49:33,480 - I went in a wedding and they refused to give me money. 993 00:49:34,690 --> 00:49:37,140 I got angry so I decided to take my clothes off. 994 00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:40,450 - That's a bit extreme, isn't it? 995 00:49:41,660 --> 00:49:44,940 - Well, if it's, it is the only way to get paid... 996 00:49:46,430 --> 00:49:48,120 - You can get another job. 997 00:49:48,150 --> 00:49:50,740 - [chuckles] Who's gonna hire me, Madamji? 998 00:49:51,910 --> 00:49:52,950 - Give me the bottle. 999 00:49:54,570 --> 00:49:55,780 - Sharmila? - Yeah? 1000 00:49:55,810 --> 00:49:58,020 - At the wedding you said that you give blessings 1001 00:49:58,060 --> 00:49:59,300 but you're a curse. 1002 00:49:59,340 --> 00:50:00,750 What did you mean? 1003 00:50:00,780 --> 00:50:02,820 - We are a dirty little secret. 1004 00:50:02,860 --> 00:50:03,790 - Move! 1005 00:50:03,820 --> 00:50:04,650 Sit over there! 1006 00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:09,860 - Dirty little... 1007 00:50:09,900 --> 00:50:10,730 What do you mean? 1008 00:50:12,660 --> 00:50:16,700 - The soul of a woman trapped in the body of a man. 1009 00:50:16,730 --> 00:50:17,800 - [Policeman] Silence! 1010 00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:19,040 Go in cell! 1011 00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:20,870 Go! 1012 00:50:20,910 --> 00:50:24,150 - In India, sometimes people get born with no... 1013 00:50:24,190 --> 00:50:25,090 - Go, go! - Move. 1014 00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:28,230 Go! 1015 00:50:29,710 --> 00:50:32,370 [loud creaking] 1016 00:50:34,990 --> 00:50:39,060 [police siren wails faintly] 1017 00:50:39,100 --> 00:50:40,510 - Sharmila? - Here. 1018 00:50:41,720 --> 00:50:44,660 - So did you mean born with no sexual organs? 1019 00:50:44,690 --> 00:50:46,110 - Yes. 1020 00:50:46,140 --> 00:50:48,380 - Well, why is that a dirty secret? 1021 00:50:48,420 --> 00:50:50,800 If you feel your soul is a woman's soul, 1022 00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:52,800 then you're a woman. 1023 00:50:54,050 --> 00:50:55,250 - You lose your soul 1024 00:50:56,770 --> 00:51:01,260 because our parents gives you up to the hijra community 1025 00:51:01,290 --> 00:51:02,780 because you are not normal 1026 00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:05,330 and they cut all ties after that. 1027 00:51:06,750 --> 00:51:09,340 - Oh, so that's how you become a hijra? 1028 00:51:09,370 --> 00:51:10,680 - That, 1029 00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:12,270 and forced castration. 1030 00:51:13,510 --> 00:51:15,380 [police shouts in foreign language] 1031 00:51:15,410 --> 00:51:18,070 [loud rattling] 1032 00:51:20,730 --> 00:51:22,560 - I made a friend last night. 1033 00:51:22,590 --> 00:51:25,040 And you're never gonna believe who. 1034 00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:26,870 - You have no friends in India. 1035 00:51:26,910 --> 00:51:28,080 - Good morning, Madamji. 1036 00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:31,320 [car horns beep faintly] 1037 00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:33,150 - You're my friend, right, Donald? 1038 00:51:33,190 --> 00:51:34,430 - Yes, Madamji. 1039 00:51:34,460 --> 00:51:36,160 Very much so! - See? 1040 00:51:36,190 --> 00:51:37,610 I do have a friend in India. 1041 00:51:41,580 --> 00:51:43,680 Look, I'm really sorry. 1042 00:51:45,230 --> 00:51:47,480 Thank you for getting me out. 1043 00:51:47,510 --> 00:51:48,720 If you would've left me there, 1044 00:51:48,750 --> 00:51:50,340 I don't know what I would've done. 1045 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,900 [melancholy music] 1046 00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:02,870 [keyboard clacking] 1047 00:52:02,910 --> 00:52:04,460 - Whew, okay! 1048 00:52:04,490 --> 00:52:06,080 How about this. 1049 00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:08,710 "Dear Mr. Commissioner, my name is Whitney Simmons." 1050 00:52:09,910 --> 00:52:13,370 - "I am a colleague of Shania Dhaliwal 1051 00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:16,060 "from Sterling Magazine." 1052 00:52:16,090 --> 00:52:18,200 - "Who's in India writing a story. 1053 00:52:18,230 --> 00:52:20,650 "And I wanted to get your comment on the sidebar 1054 00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:23,000 "she is writing on the hijras." 1055 00:52:23,030 --> 00:52:25,380 I don't even know if that's how you say it. 1056 00:52:26,410 --> 00:52:27,860 [faint Indian music] 1057 00:52:27,900 --> 00:52:29,350 - Sidebar on hijras? 1058 00:52:30,970 --> 00:52:32,700 - Are you sure we should be doing this? 1059 00:52:32,730 --> 00:52:34,840 - Oh, come on, don't be lame. 1060 00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:38,910 [phone beeps softly] 1061 00:52:40,250 --> 00:52:43,530 [subdued Indian music] 1062 00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:06,320 - Good morning. 1063 00:53:06,350 --> 00:53:08,180 - Good morning, Madamji. - Good morning, Donald! 1064 00:53:08,210 --> 00:53:09,840 - You look so nice in Indian dress! 1065 00:53:09,870 --> 00:53:12,670 - Thank you, let's see what the other officer has to say! 1066 00:53:14,700 --> 00:53:16,220 Good mo-- 1067 00:53:16,260 --> 00:53:17,150 You are? 1068 00:53:17,190 --> 00:53:20,330 - I'm Officer Chahel. 1069 00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:23,640 [subdued Indian music] 1070 00:53:35,140 --> 00:53:37,970 - Not that it matters, but what happened to Harbhajan? 1071 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:39,930 - I don't know, Madamji. 1072 00:53:39,970 --> 00:53:43,080 Sirji said he's taking himself off the assignment. 1073 00:53:46,390 --> 00:53:47,670 Are you okay, Madamji? 1074 00:53:47,700 --> 00:53:48,910 - Of course. 1075 00:53:48,940 --> 00:53:49,840 Why wouldn't I be? 1076 00:53:51,290 --> 00:53:54,640 I mean, he's a grown man, he could do what he wants, right? 1077 00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:58,990 Besides, Shahel seems way more fun. 1078 00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:01,990 Right, Shahel? 1079 00:54:02,030 --> 00:54:03,440 - Chahel. 1080 00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:05,240 Cha, Cha, Chahel. 1081 00:54:06,380 --> 00:54:08,690 - [chuckles] Oh, like the dance, cha-cha! 1082 00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:10,340 [horn beeps loudly] 1083 00:54:10,380 --> 00:54:13,070 Ooh-kay, then. [sighs] 1084 00:54:15,420 --> 00:54:17,730 Oh, that's where I got arrested the other night! 1085 00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:26,430 Hey, are you married? 1086 00:54:26,460 --> 00:54:27,290 - No. 1087 00:54:29,430 --> 00:54:31,500 - What a surprise. 1088 00:54:31,540 --> 00:54:34,540 [upbeat band music] 1089 00:54:40,510 --> 00:54:43,200 [camera clicks] 1090 00:54:59,190 --> 00:55:03,190 [men chant in foreign language] 1091 00:55:20,070 --> 00:55:23,380 [tranquil Indian music] 1092 00:56:19,270 --> 00:56:23,580 [priest chants in foreign language] 1093 00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:35,520 [hijras speak in foreign language] 1094 00:56:41,050 --> 00:56:41,940 - Hello! 1095 00:56:41,980 --> 00:56:43,740 Is Sharmila, where's Sharmila? 1096 00:56:43,770 --> 00:56:44,600 No! 1097 00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:50,540 [speaking in foreign language] 1098 00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:54,130 - Go, go! 1099 00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:55,650 - Google, google! 1100 00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:57,550 - Google! 1101 00:56:57,580 --> 00:56:59,440 - [speaks in foreign language] Thank you very much 1102 00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:01,480 for coming! - Thank you. 1103 00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:04,310 Could you tell me about the Anand? 1104 00:57:04,350 --> 00:57:05,800 - Anand Karaj. - Mm. 1105 00:57:05,830 --> 00:57:07,450 - And Doli. - Yes. 1106 00:57:07,490 --> 00:57:11,420 - Anand Karaj is our version of your church. 1107 00:57:12,460 --> 00:57:13,420 And the Doli, 1108 00:57:14,490 --> 00:57:15,810 goodbye to her. 1109 00:57:17,810 --> 00:57:18,640 It was only 1110 00:57:20,020 --> 00:57:22,570 yesterday when I was cradling 1111 00:57:22,610 --> 00:57:25,230 my little daughter 1112 00:57:25,260 --> 00:57:26,090 in my arm. 1113 00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:28,890 And 1114 00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:32,170 she has grown up. [sniffs] 1115 00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:34,790 It goes so fast! [sobs] 1116 00:57:34,820 --> 00:57:37,140 She is going away from us! 1117 00:57:38,070 --> 00:57:39,140 - Oh, how far away? 1118 00:57:41,140 --> 00:57:42,560 - Just down the street. 1119 00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:46,320 [melancholy music] Father and daughter 1120 00:57:46,350 --> 00:57:48,390 always a special bond. 1121 00:57:50,220 --> 00:57:53,390 She's always father's little girl. 1122 00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:56,710 [melancholy music] 1123 00:57:56,740 --> 00:58:00,610 [speaking in foreign language] 1124 00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:05,650 [upbeat Indian music] [children shout] 1125 00:58:07,650 --> 00:58:09,830 - Hello, Madamji! - Hello, Madamji! 1126 00:58:09,860 --> 00:58:11,520 - Hi! - Sharmila house? 1127 00:58:11,550 --> 00:58:12,760 - Yes! 1128 00:58:12,790 --> 00:58:14,070 - This one, Sharmila house. - Thank you! 1129 00:58:14,110 --> 00:58:14,930 - Sharmila house! 1130 00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:21,220 - Oh, my God! 1131 00:58:21,250 --> 00:58:22,940 Are you okay? 1132 00:58:22,980 --> 00:58:24,460 - By the grace of God, 1133 00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:27,080 just some bruises. 1134 00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:28,360 - What happened? 1135 00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:30,740 - Well, I took your advice. 1136 00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:33,370 I went to a local store 1137 00:58:34,230 --> 00:58:35,060 for a job. 1138 00:58:36,130 --> 00:58:37,440 They laughed at me. 1139 00:58:38,790 --> 00:58:39,860 I got angry. 1140 00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:43,380 - Did you threaten to take your clothes off? 1141 00:58:43,410 --> 00:58:44,240 - [chuckles] No. 1142 00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:46,900 I threatened to beat him. - No. 1143 00:58:47,790 --> 00:58:49,830 - Except he beat me first. 1144 00:58:51,210 --> 00:58:53,180 Do people beat reporters? 1145 00:58:54,210 --> 00:58:56,110 - Are you kidding? 1146 00:58:56,150 --> 00:58:57,420 We're universally loved. 1147 00:59:01,290 --> 00:59:03,430 - Thanks for trying to help me, Madamji. 1148 00:59:05,430 --> 00:59:07,750 - Did you report this to the police? 1149 00:59:07,780 --> 00:59:10,230 - What's the point, Madamji? 1150 00:59:10,260 --> 00:59:12,440 It is the way our world works. 1151 00:59:13,610 --> 00:59:17,170 - Sharmila, we have to tell your story. 1152 00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:19,000 - I'm a simple girl, Madamji. 1153 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,480 No one wants to know my story. 1154 00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:25,420 - That's exactly why people do wanna know your story. 1155 00:59:27,900 --> 00:59:30,040 [soft knocking] 1156 00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:30,910 - Sir? 1157 00:59:36,330 --> 00:59:38,430 I thought she was doing an article on weddings. 1158 00:59:38,470 --> 00:59:40,050 - Precisely. 1159 00:59:40,090 --> 00:59:40,880 Sit! 1160 00:59:45,540 --> 00:59:47,030 Harbhajan, 1161 00:59:47,060 --> 00:59:50,510 Ministry approved her to do a feature on weddings. 1162 00:59:50,550 --> 00:59:52,650 This was not part of her application. 1163 00:59:52,690 --> 00:59:54,860 She has to respect our rules! 1164 00:59:54,900 --> 00:59:56,310 If she continues, 1165 00:59:56,350 --> 00:59:58,730 I have an order to confiscate Ms. Dhaliwal's computer. 1166 00:59:58,760 --> 00:59:59,940 - But those are the personal possessions 1167 00:59:59,970 --> 01:00:01,280 of an undetained individual. 1168 01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:03,460 - And that undetained individual thinks 1169 01:00:03,490 --> 01:00:05,940 she can break the rules or do whatever she wants? 1170 01:00:08,670 --> 01:00:09,500 Look, 1171 01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:12,150 if you are not morally up for it, 1172 01:00:15,850 --> 01:00:18,610 my only choice is to assign another officer to it. 1173 01:00:20,650 --> 01:00:23,960 [phone clicks] 1174 01:00:23,990 --> 01:00:24,990 Who are you texting? 1175 01:00:26,410 --> 01:00:29,380 - I'm just telling Mom that I'll be late for dinner 1176 01:00:29,410 --> 01:00:31,480 and that I'm still on the assignment. 1177 01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:32,310 - Mm, good. 1178 01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:36,210 - I'll make sure. 1179 01:00:36,250 --> 01:00:37,080 - Better. 1180 01:00:38,420 --> 01:00:40,770 - [Shania Voiceover] Hijras, blessings for some, 1181 01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:41,630 curse for all. 1182 01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:45,190 As I left my new friend still freshly bruised... 1183 01:00:45,220 --> 01:00:47,710 [phone beeps] 1184 01:00:51,190 --> 01:00:53,020 I couldn't help but wonder how a community 1185 01:00:53,060 --> 01:00:56,300 that has references in the Mahabharata for their good luck 1186 01:00:56,340 --> 01:00:58,750 now can't even get a job as basic help. 1187 01:00:58,790 --> 01:01:01,070 Ultimate goal for all hijras: 1188 01:01:01,100 --> 01:01:04,690 The world doesn't have to accept us but they can respect us. 1189 01:01:07,490 --> 01:01:10,180 [relaxing music] 1190 01:01:12,730 --> 01:01:13,910 [speaks in foreign language] 1191 01:01:13,940 --> 01:01:15,420 - You look very pretty, very pretty! 1192 01:01:15,460 --> 01:01:18,320 - Oh, thank you! [chuckles] 1193 01:01:20,980 --> 01:01:21,980 Where have you been? 1194 01:01:22,810 --> 01:01:23,670 - I was off grid. 1195 01:01:26,190 --> 01:01:28,330 - And what did you mean by that text you sent? 1196 01:01:29,540 --> 01:01:31,650 - Just a reminder to stay focused. 1197 01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:34,100 Try and get approval for the hijra story, 1198 01:01:34,130 --> 01:01:35,720 I got you an application form. 1199 01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:36,410 - [Shania] Oh, yeah? 1200 01:01:36,450 --> 01:01:38,240 And what if they reject it? 1201 01:01:38,270 --> 01:01:40,000 - Listen, Shania-- - Oh, my God, 1202 01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:43,250 there is no article on hijras! 1203 01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:44,450 So I'm kind of lost! 1204 01:01:46,180 --> 01:01:47,840 - You seem to lose your way a lot. 1205 01:01:47,870 --> 01:01:48,730 - Do I really? 1206 01:01:48,770 --> 01:01:49,630 - Oh, yes! 1207 01:01:51,050 --> 01:01:52,390 And you're quite a handful. 1208 01:01:53,290 --> 01:01:54,570 - So why'd you come back? 1209 01:01:57,540 --> 01:01:59,120 - Sometimes I like my hands full! 1210 01:02:00,950 --> 01:02:05,920 [chuckles] [upbeat Indian music] 1211 01:02:19,180 --> 01:02:21,490 - Hello, Ms. Dhaliwal, I presume? 1212 01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:23,150 - Hello! - Hi, I'm Harleen, 1213 01:02:23,180 --> 01:02:25,460 the bride of the wedding and this is Mr. Gurinder, 1214 01:02:25,490 --> 01:02:26,600 my husband. - Nice to meet you. 1215 01:02:26,630 --> 01:02:27,770 Thank you so much 1216 01:02:27,810 --> 01:02:29,020 for having us! - Thank you so much! 1217 01:02:29,050 --> 01:02:30,780 I suppose you're here to cover the wedding? 1218 01:02:30,810 --> 01:02:31,780 - Yes, yes. - That's great! 1219 01:02:31,810 --> 01:02:33,160 - May I ask you some questions? 1220 01:02:33,190 --> 01:02:34,990 - Yeah, why not, go ahead. 1221 01:02:35,020 --> 01:02:37,960 - Okay, so can you tell me about this ceremony? 1222 01:02:37,990 --> 01:02:40,130 - Yes, well, this is the reception. 1223 01:02:41,860 --> 01:02:43,960 - Is there another word in Punjabi? 1224 01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:47,270 - [chuckles] Reception is the Punjabi word for reception. 1225 01:02:47,310 --> 01:02:48,930 - Well, your English is really great. 1226 01:02:48,970 --> 01:02:50,310 - [Bhavna] Hi, Shaniaji! 1227 01:02:50,350 --> 01:02:52,210 - Oh, Bhavna, what are you doing here? 1228 01:02:52,250 --> 01:02:54,770 - Shaniaji, Harleen and me are very good friends. 1229 01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:57,490 - And you know what, she is getting married soon! 1230 01:02:57,530 --> 01:02:59,080 - You're getting married to the American! 1231 01:02:59,110 --> 01:03:00,320 - No! 1232 01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:01,810 No, I'm not going to Alabama, my Shania ji. 1233 01:03:02,950 --> 01:03:05,670 Actually, my Papaji made the choice for me. 1234 01:03:05,710 --> 01:03:08,950 And he chose my happiness over history. 1235 01:03:08,990 --> 01:03:10,540 I have a surprise for you! 1236 01:03:10,570 --> 01:03:12,090 Salman! 1237 01:03:12,130 --> 01:03:15,540 - Oh, wow, Cookies and Cream! - [giggles] Yes! 1238 01:03:15,580 --> 01:03:17,510 - That's wonderful! - This all happened 1239 01:03:17,550 --> 01:03:18,960 only because of you, Shaniaji. 1240 01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:21,070 - Cookies and Cream is back, baby! 1241 01:03:21,100 --> 01:03:22,590 - Yeah! [laughs] 1242 01:03:22,620 --> 01:03:25,310 Shaniaji, you know what, when we both get married, 1243 01:03:25,350 --> 01:03:27,830 you have to be the bride's friend, hmm? 1244 01:03:27,870 --> 01:03:28,940 - Bride's friend? 1245 01:03:28,970 --> 01:03:30,800 Oh, the bridesmaid, yes. - See you! 1246 01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:31,800 - She's funny, come! 1247 01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:33,290 - Very funny. - Let's enjoy. 1248 01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:34,180 - Testing, testing. 1249 01:03:34,220 --> 01:03:35,150 Hanji, hanji! 1250 01:03:35,180 --> 01:03:38,080 [loud thuds] Hello, hello. 1251 01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:41,290 [upbeat Indian music] 1252 01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:34,340 - [Harbhajan] Cookies and Cream getting married. 1253 01:05:34,370 --> 01:05:36,440 [chuckles] Amazing. 1254 01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:38,340 Well, there's your fifth wedding. 1255 01:05:38,380 --> 01:05:39,930 - [Shania] Yeah. 1256 01:05:39,960 --> 01:05:41,790 - Come on, you should be over the moon now. 1257 01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:54,570 - I have to get this package to my dad 1258 01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:57,090 but I have no idea how to find this crazy address. 1259 01:06:03,610 --> 01:06:05,510 - Your dad's in Chandigarh? 1260 01:06:05,540 --> 01:06:06,720 - Yeah. 1261 01:06:06,750 --> 01:06:07,650 It's a long story. 1262 01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:10,750 But it's time to write the next chapter. 1263 01:06:11,790 --> 01:06:13,480 Will you help me? 1264 01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:15,380 [car horn beeps] 1265 01:06:15,410 --> 01:06:18,140 - [chuckles] We're not even dating 1266 01:06:18,180 --> 01:06:19,690 and I get to meet your father. 1267 01:06:21,180 --> 01:06:23,460 [chuckles] 1268 01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:25,800 Are we ready for that? 1269 01:06:27,740 --> 01:06:31,050 [relaxing Indian music] 1270 01:07:11,990 --> 01:07:13,200 - [Shania] Oh, my God. 1271 01:07:13,230 --> 01:07:14,820 I wonder if he'll even recognize me. 1272 01:07:16,100 --> 01:07:18,300 Harb, I can't do this! 1273 01:07:18,340 --> 01:07:20,860 - Oh, come on. - Oh, my gosh! 1274 01:07:20,890 --> 01:07:24,210 [relaxing Indian music] 1275 01:07:29,590 --> 01:07:32,660 [soft knocking] 1276 01:07:32,700 --> 01:07:36,600 [speaking in foreign language] 1277 01:07:42,500 --> 01:07:45,610 [bell tolls faintly] 1278 01:07:53,130 --> 01:07:57,070 [speaking in foreign language] 1279 01:08:15,050 --> 01:08:18,190 [melancholy music] 1280 01:08:18,230 --> 01:08:19,300 - Hey, I'm... 1281 01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:21,470 I'm sorry. 1282 01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:25,610 I know how it feels. 1283 01:08:27,990 --> 01:08:29,720 I've been there. 1284 01:08:29,750 --> 01:08:31,760 [sighs] 1285 01:08:41,530 --> 01:08:44,770 [wistful Indian music] 1286 01:09:18,940 --> 01:09:21,010 - [Little Shania] Daddy, what happens when you die? 1287 01:09:21,050 --> 01:09:21,880 - Mm! 1288 01:09:22,740 --> 01:09:24,460 Well, we reincarnate! 1289 01:09:26,050 --> 01:09:30,160 The soul comes back as something different 1290 01:09:30,190 --> 01:09:31,950 to be with who we love. 1291 01:09:31,990 --> 01:09:34,340 - How do you know the soul's back? 1292 01:09:34,370 --> 01:09:36,860 - If you look really hard, you'll see it. 1293 01:09:36,890 --> 01:09:39,240 - When you die will your soul come back? 1294 01:09:39,270 --> 01:09:42,310 - [laughs] Only for you! 1295 01:09:42,340 --> 01:09:44,170 - What if I don't look hard enough, 1296 01:09:44,210 --> 01:09:46,140 then I won't know it's you. 1297 01:09:46,180 --> 01:09:47,280 - Hmm. 1298 01:09:47,320 --> 01:09:48,730 Tell you what. 1299 01:09:48,760 --> 01:09:51,250 I'll come back as 1300 01:09:51,280 --> 01:09:52,800 a pigeon! 1301 01:09:52,840 --> 01:09:54,360 - [Little Shania] A pigeon? 1302 01:09:54,390 --> 01:09:59,400 - [Rajinder] Mm-hm. 1303 01:10:14,030 --> 01:10:15,760 - Here? 1304 01:10:15,790 --> 01:10:18,350 Better? - Mm-hm. 1305 01:10:18,380 --> 01:10:21,630 [wistful Indian music] 1306 01:10:26,700 --> 01:10:27,910 Wow. 1307 01:10:27,940 --> 01:10:29,670 Can't believe I'll never see him again. 1308 01:10:34,780 --> 01:10:37,920 Anyway, thank you for bringing me. 1309 01:10:39,990 --> 01:10:42,200 The priest said he was cremated here. 1310 01:10:42,230 --> 01:10:46,440 [birds squawking] [Shania sighs] 1311 01:10:46,480 --> 01:10:48,720 So this is where it happens, huh? 1312 01:10:49,650 --> 01:10:50,900 - Yes. 1313 01:10:50,930 --> 01:10:53,000 This is where the town brings their dead. 1314 01:10:54,170 --> 01:10:54,930 Last rites. 1315 01:10:58,940 --> 01:10:59,840 They bring the dead bodies here 1316 01:10:59,870 --> 01:11:01,040 and then just 1317 01:11:02,670 --> 01:11:03,740 turn them into flames. 1318 01:11:04,770 --> 01:11:07,640 [melancholy music] 1319 01:11:09,190 --> 01:11:11,120 - You know, I always wonder 1320 01:11:13,610 --> 01:11:16,060 how people lose their identities once they're dead. 1321 01:11:17,370 --> 01:11:19,920 For everyone, you're, you're just a body. 1322 01:11:25,340 --> 01:11:26,210 You know, I, 1323 01:11:28,490 --> 01:11:29,800 I was sitting right there, throughout. 1324 01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:34,420 I didn't leave my dad alone. 1325 01:11:38,150 --> 01:11:39,150 Everybody else left. 1326 01:11:41,290 --> 01:11:42,190 I was right there. 1327 01:11:46,260 --> 01:11:48,020 I'm sure he's always with me. 1328 01:11:50,160 --> 01:11:53,300 - Dad said we'd come back as an animal or as a human 1329 01:11:53,340 --> 01:11:56,340 to catch up with who we love. 1330 01:11:56,380 --> 01:12:00,660 [chuckles] He said he'd return as a pigeon just to see me. 1331 01:12:05,940 --> 01:12:07,110 Look at all those birds. 1332 01:12:08,940 --> 01:12:10,840 I wonder if one of them is a pigeon. 1333 01:12:14,010 --> 01:12:15,150 - It's not yours to find. 1334 01:12:16,290 --> 01:12:17,150 It'll will find you. 1335 01:12:22,680 --> 01:12:24,160 [sighs] Come on now. 1336 01:12:24,200 --> 01:12:26,300 I'm sure your dad wouldn't wanna see you like this. 1337 01:12:27,160 --> 01:12:30,930 - Yeah, you're right. 1338 01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:31,760 - Come. 1339 01:12:36,930 --> 01:12:39,830 [melancholy music] 1340 01:12:43,870 --> 01:12:47,220 [car horn beeps loudly] 1341 01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:56,850 [chuckles] You want me to carry you again? 1342 01:12:56,880 --> 01:13:01,270 - I think I got this. [laughs] 1343 01:13:01,300 --> 01:13:04,030 [car horn beeps] 1344 01:13:10,450 --> 01:13:13,590 [upbeat Indian music] 1345 01:13:17,420 --> 01:13:18,220 So pretty. 1346 01:13:19,220 --> 01:13:20,040 - It's Indian. 1347 01:13:24,190 --> 01:13:25,020 - Wow. 1348 01:13:26,530 --> 01:13:27,400 - Indian. 1349 01:13:32,890 --> 01:13:33,710 Indian. 1350 01:13:34,780 --> 01:13:35,610 Very much Indian. 1351 01:13:40,510 --> 01:13:43,450 [speaks in foreign language] 1352 01:13:43,480 --> 01:13:46,490 - I can't believe how much it hurts. 1353 01:13:48,490 --> 01:13:53,490 - Yeah, I know. 1354 01:13:58,460 --> 01:13:59,740 - Does it ever get better? 1355 01:14:03,710 --> 01:14:05,950 - I still see his face sometimes. 1356 01:14:05,990 --> 01:14:07,890 I'm not sure if it ever gets better. 1357 01:14:09,720 --> 01:14:11,030 But I guess you accept it. 1358 01:14:13,440 --> 01:14:14,620 Learn to live with the pain. 1359 01:14:22,280 --> 01:14:24,180 You know anything about physics? 1360 01:14:24,210 --> 01:14:25,210 - [Shania] Yeah, why? 1361 01:14:26,970 --> 01:14:27,970 - Energy never dies. 1362 01:14:29,150 --> 01:14:30,220 Merely changes forms. 1363 01:14:31,810 --> 01:14:32,910 And soul is energy, 1364 01:14:34,290 --> 01:14:36,090 hence, it never dies. 1365 01:14:39,190 --> 01:14:42,200 [rhythmic drumming] 1366 01:14:44,820 --> 01:14:47,680 [speaks in foreign language] 1367 01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:50,270 - [chuckles] What's their health rating, a D minus? 1368 01:14:50,310 --> 01:14:52,000 - Come on, stop being so American. 1369 01:14:53,550 --> 01:14:57,350 [speaks in foreign language] 1370 01:15:17,510 --> 01:15:20,580 [mobile phone rings] 1371 01:15:23,130 --> 01:15:24,170 Sorry, I have to take this. 1372 01:15:24,200 --> 01:15:25,030 - Okay. 1373 01:15:30,310 --> 01:15:31,310 - Yes, sir. 1374 01:15:31,350 --> 01:15:33,010 - Listen Harbhajan. 1375 01:15:33,040 --> 01:15:36,490 You insisted on taking care of this. 1376 01:15:36,530 --> 01:15:38,080 Is the mission complete? 1377 01:15:38,110 --> 01:15:40,150 - Sir, I don't think she's the problem 1378 01:15:40,180 --> 01:15:41,010 you think she is 1379 01:15:41,050 --> 01:15:42,260 - [Avtar On Phone] Don't argue. 1380 01:15:42,290 --> 01:15:44,950 You're there to get her laptop, that's it! 1381 01:15:44,980 --> 01:15:45,810 - Okay. 1382 01:15:47,610 --> 01:15:49,120 But you'll have to promise me one thing. 1383 01:15:49,160 --> 01:15:50,260 - [Avtar On Phone] Yeah. 1384 01:15:50,300 --> 01:15:52,400 - If I get you all the stuff, 1385 01:15:52,440 --> 01:15:54,470 she'll be able to go back home. 1386 01:15:54,510 --> 01:15:56,790 - I promise I will let her go. 1387 01:15:57,690 --> 01:16:02,690 [siren wails] [car horn beeps] 1388 01:16:42,320 --> 01:16:44,490 - I felt his spirit at the gurdwara. 1389 01:16:44,520 --> 01:16:45,840 They said he came everyday. 1390 01:16:47,250 --> 01:16:50,430 I just wish he could have seen me all grown up. 1391 01:16:50,460 --> 01:16:52,640 - Oh, honey, I'm so sorry. 1392 01:16:52,670 --> 01:16:53,840 - It's okay. 1393 01:16:53,880 --> 01:16:56,300 Anyway, how's your manhunt goin'? 1394 01:16:56,330 --> 01:16:59,400 - [chuckles] My manhunt's fine, how's your man hunk? 1395 01:16:59,440 --> 01:17:01,920 - [chuckles] He's not a man hunk! 1396 01:17:01,960 --> 01:17:03,650 - He is in picture 63! 1397 01:17:03,680 --> 01:17:04,340 - What? 1398 01:17:04,370 --> 01:17:05,480 What are you talking about? 1399 01:17:05,510 --> 01:17:07,240 - Well, I think you guys do make the cutest couple. 1400 01:17:07,270 --> 01:17:08,200 - Oh, my goodness. 1401 01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:09,690 Let me see. 1402 01:17:09,720 --> 01:17:11,140 It's that one where you've got that really gorgeous smile, 1403 01:17:11,170 --> 01:17:13,350 and he's kinda slightly flexing. 1404 01:17:13,380 --> 01:17:15,660 Oh, my God, it's just so hot. 1405 01:17:15,690 --> 01:17:16,590 - Oh, my God, it's gone! 1406 01:17:16,630 --> 01:17:17,970 - What? 1407 01:17:18,010 --> 01:17:19,080 - [Shania] My laptop! 1408 01:17:24,700 --> 01:17:27,640 [melancholy music] 1409 01:17:28,910 --> 01:17:29,740 - Not hungry? 1410 01:17:31,360 --> 01:17:32,750 Harbhajan? 1411 01:17:32,780 --> 01:17:34,440 Dinner? 1412 01:17:34,470 --> 01:17:35,920 - Yeah, delicious, Mamaji. 1413 01:17:37,750 --> 01:17:39,750 - But you have to eat it to know that. 1414 01:17:41,130 --> 01:17:44,240 [mobile phone rings] 1415 01:17:46,550 --> 01:17:48,420 [phone beeps] 1416 01:17:48,450 --> 01:17:49,490 Maybe it's important. 1417 01:17:52,010 --> 01:17:52,830 - I doubt it. 1418 01:17:55,670 --> 01:17:56,770 - I'll be back in one second. 1419 01:17:58,530 --> 01:18:01,430 [melancholy music] 1420 01:18:09,090 --> 01:18:10,540 - [Shania On Voicemail] Hey, Harb, by any chance, 1421 01:18:10,580 --> 01:18:11,750 have you seen my laptop? 1422 01:18:13,540 --> 01:18:15,310 - [Avtar On Voicemail] Harbhajan, I need that laptop. 1423 01:18:15,340 --> 01:18:16,410 Where the hell are you? 1424 01:18:16,440 --> 01:18:18,240 - [Shania On Voicemail] Harb, please, 1425 01:18:18,270 --> 01:18:19,590 please call me back right away. 1426 01:18:19,620 --> 01:18:21,210 I think my laptop's been stolen! 1427 01:18:23,660 --> 01:18:24,560 - [Avtar On Voicemail] Hello, Harbhajan, 1428 01:18:24,590 --> 01:18:25,970 get me that reporter laptop-- 1429 01:18:28,320 --> 01:18:31,250 [melancholy music] 1430 01:18:36,430 --> 01:18:38,740 [loud thud] 1431 01:18:47,440 --> 01:18:51,310 - [gasps] Oh, my God, you found it, oh, my God! 1432 01:18:52,650 --> 01:18:54,000 Thank you so much. 1433 01:18:54,030 --> 01:18:54,860 - But listen. 1434 01:18:56,070 --> 01:18:58,180 You can't publish this article on the hijras. 1435 01:18:58,210 --> 01:18:59,070 - What, why? 1436 01:19:00,350 --> 01:19:01,180 - No. 1437 01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:03,660 - Oh! 1438 01:19:05,390 --> 01:19:06,670 Oh, I get it. 1439 01:19:06,700 --> 01:19:08,250 So you're the one who took my computer 1440 01:19:08,290 --> 01:19:10,500 because you don't want me to write this article. 1441 01:19:11,810 --> 01:19:13,050 So, what, everything... 1442 01:19:14,120 --> 01:19:14,990 You, me? 1443 01:19:16,710 --> 01:19:17,850 It was all because of the article, 1444 01:19:17,890 --> 01:19:20,160 wasn't it? - No, of course not! 1445 01:19:20,200 --> 01:19:21,200 What you're saying... 1446 01:19:22,230 --> 01:19:24,580 Listen, everything I said or... 1447 01:19:24,620 --> 01:19:25,440 Or I didn't say. 1448 01:19:26,340 --> 01:19:27,450 Everything I did, I... 1449 01:19:28,830 --> 01:19:29,970 It was absolutely true. 1450 01:19:30,900 --> 01:19:32,180 - You were spying on me! 1451 01:19:32,210 --> 01:19:34,110 - I was spying on you because you were spying on the hijras! 1452 01:19:34,140 --> 01:19:35,350 You started this! 1453 01:19:35,390 --> 01:19:37,110 - Oh, my God! 1454 01:19:37,150 --> 01:19:38,910 I fell in love with a six-year old! 1455 01:19:39,980 --> 01:19:41,490 - What do you mean by you fell in love with-- 1456 01:19:43,810 --> 01:19:44,910 Wait, wait, one second. 1457 01:19:46,640 --> 01:19:47,470 Me? 1458 01:19:50,920 --> 01:19:53,090 - [sighs] I can't believe I actually thought 1459 01:19:53,130 --> 01:19:54,540 you really understood me. 1460 01:19:54,580 --> 01:19:57,340 [scoffs] Shania, I get you. 1461 01:19:57,370 --> 01:19:58,930 I've been there. 1462 01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:01,890 I wouldn't be surprised if your dad wasn't even dead. 1463 01:20:01,930 --> 01:20:03,140 - Don't say that. - Oh! 1464 01:20:03,170 --> 01:20:04,410 Maybe that's your dad over there! 1465 01:20:04,450 --> 01:20:05,450 Hey, excuse me! 1466 01:20:05,480 --> 01:20:06,590 Are you his dad? 1467 01:20:06,620 --> 01:20:07,690 - Shania. - Or maybe, maybe, 1468 01:20:07,730 --> 01:20:09,250 maybe he's your dad. - Listen. 1469 01:20:09,280 --> 01:20:10,180 - What about that guy there? 1470 01:20:10,210 --> 01:20:11,560 Hey, are one of you his dad? 1471 01:20:11,590 --> 01:20:13,110 - What are you doing? 1472 01:20:13,150 --> 01:20:14,080 What are you doing? 1473 01:20:16,560 --> 01:20:18,320 I won't lie about something like that. 1474 01:20:19,290 --> 01:20:20,530 - Why should I believe you? 1475 01:20:20,570 --> 01:20:21,950 - Because I care about you, too. 1476 01:20:23,430 --> 01:20:24,850 - Yeah. - And it's the only way 1477 01:20:24,880 --> 01:20:27,330 to convince them to not bring up charges against you. 1478 01:20:27,370 --> 01:20:28,920 So you need to understand! 1479 01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:29,820 Shania! 1480 01:20:36,140 --> 01:20:36,960 - [sighs] 1481 01:20:38,380 --> 01:20:39,550 I will miss her. 1482 01:20:41,760 --> 01:20:42,590 - I'm sure. 1483 01:20:44,490 --> 01:20:48,250 - Maybe, I will see her when I move to America. 1484 01:20:50,250 --> 01:20:51,360 What about you, Sirji? 1485 01:20:55,120 --> 01:20:57,610 [mobile phone rings] 1486 01:20:57,640 --> 01:20:59,190 - Hey, Whit. - Hey! 1487 01:20:59,230 --> 01:21:00,880 So I just finished reading your article. 1488 01:21:00,920 --> 01:21:03,060 Well, that's not true, I finished my champs 1489 01:21:03,090 --> 01:21:05,750 but I did read your article and I love it! 1490 01:21:05,790 --> 01:21:08,270 Sweetie, I think you really pulled this one off! 1491 01:21:08,310 --> 01:21:09,760 - [Shania] No, I didn't! 1492 01:21:09,790 --> 01:21:10,580 - [Whitney] Honey, sweetie, what's wrong? 1493 01:21:10,620 --> 01:21:11,480 Are you okay? 1494 01:21:11,520 --> 01:21:13,790 - I rebooked my flight, I'm coming home! 1495 01:21:13,830 --> 01:21:15,110 - Why, what happened? 1496 01:21:15,140 --> 01:21:16,760 - He screwed me over! 1497 01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:18,490 And not the way you're thinking! 1498 01:21:18,520 --> 01:21:20,590 I'm gonna rename this article Four Weddings 1499 01:21:20,630 --> 01:21:22,870 and a Screw-Over! [sobs] 1500 01:21:22,910 --> 01:21:23,700 - Oh, 1501 01:21:23,730 --> 01:21:24,530 my 1502 01:21:24,560 --> 01:21:25,500 God! 1503 01:21:25,530 --> 01:21:26,360 You're in love! 1504 01:21:27,770 --> 01:21:30,850 [mobile phone rings] 1505 01:21:33,990 --> 01:21:35,990 [sighs] 1506 01:21:37,440 --> 01:21:38,890 - Yes, sir. 1507 01:21:38,920 --> 01:21:40,750 [Avtar speaks in foreign language] 1508 01:21:40,790 --> 01:21:42,580 Yes, sir, I have it. 1509 01:21:45,860 --> 01:21:47,000 Yeah, we'll be right there, sir. 1510 01:21:47,030 --> 01:21:49,170 Actually, we're stuck in traffic, sir. 1511 01:21:50,070 --> 01:21:51,730 Move your car, move! 1512 01:21:51,760 --> 01:21:53,700 - Hello, Harbhajan? - Yes, sir? 1513 01:21:53,730 --> 01:21:55,590 [Avtar speaks in foreign language] 1514 01:21:55,630 --> 01:21:57,390 Yeah, we'll be right there. 1515 01:21:57,420 --> 01:21:59,050 - [Avtar On Phone] I am waiting, okay? 1516 01:22:01,360 --> 01:22:02,430 - That'll hold him off 1517 01:22:04,260 --> 01:22:05,950 hopefully long enough for her to get on that plane 1518 01:22:05,980 --> 01:22:06,810 and head home. 1519 01:22:08,990 --> 01:22:12,960 - [sighs] Sirji, you know you could go to jail for this. 1520 01:22:17,960 --> 01:22:19,930 You are willing to go that far for her? 1521 01:22:21,410 --> 01:22:23,690 [chuckles] Yet, you won't send her back 1522 01:22:23,730 --> 01:22:26,310 with the one thing she really wants. 1523 01:22:28,420 --> 01:22:30,040 - What would that be? 1524 01:22:30,080 --> 01:22:31,420 - She told you. 1525 01:22:31,460 --> 01:22:32,980 She loves you. 1526 01:22:33,010 --> 01:22:36,810 And she's leaving without you telling her you love her. 1527 01:22:40,360 --> 01:22:41,300 - It's not a movie. 1528 01:22:42,430 --> 01:22:46,160 - Of course not because those are fake. 1529 01:22:46,200 --> 01:22:48,100 But love is real. 1530 01:22:48,130 --> 01:22:50,030 And you're really wasting time, Sirji. 1531 01:22:53,200 --> 01:22:54,890 You still have an hour to fix it. 1532 01:22:56,030 --> 01:22:58,380 And if I have your permission to speed 1533 01:22:58,420 --> 01:23:00,520 I can get you there in 45 minutes. 1534 01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:04,210 [playful music] 1535 01:23:09,360 --> 01:23:11,910 [police siren wails] 1536 01:23:11,950 --> 01:23:14,670 [car horn beeps] 1537 01:23:29,070 --> 01:23:32,860 Urgency, Urgency! 1538 01:23:40,150 --> 01:23:44,050 [speaking in foreign language] 1539 01:23:45,500 --> 01:23:46,710 - Flight to New York, please. 1540 01:23:46,740 --> 01:23:48,470 - Sorry, sir, our counter has closed. 1541 01:23:48,500 --> 01:23:50,610 - Listen, there's this passenger named Shania Dhaliwal. 1542 01:23:50,640 --> 01:23:52,260 I really have to talk to her. 1543 01:23:52,300 --> 01:23:53,640 It's very urgent. - Sorry, sir, 1544 01:23:53,680 --> 01:23:54,950 I can't do anything, sorry. - Please, I'm sure 1545 01:23:54,990 --> 01:23:56,130 you can do something! 1546 01:23:56,160 --> 01:23:57,370 It's very urgent! - Sorry, sir! 1547 01:23:57,410 --> 01:23:58,720 Our counter's closed. - I have to talk to her! 1548 01:23:58,750 --> 01:23:59,960 Please try and understand! - Sorry, sir. 1549 01:23:59,990 --> 01:24:01,380 I can't do anything! - Excuse me, yes. 1550 01:24:01,410 --> 01:24:02,620 What happened? 1551 01:24:02,650 --> 01:24:03,860 - No, listen, there's a flight to New York 1552 01:24:03,890 --> 01:24:05,210 and there's a passenger named Shania Dhaliwal. 1553 01:24:05,240 --> 01:24:06,450 I really have to talk to her. 1554 01:24:06,480 --> 01:24:08,110 - Which flight, this flight? - To New York, to New York. 1555 01:24:08,140 --> 01:24:10,250 - No, the flight has departed. 1556 01:24:10,280 --> 01:24:11,660 - Listen, please, please try and do something. 1557 01:24:11,700 --> 01:24:13,490 If you would just... 1558 01:24:13,530 --> 01:24:16,180 [mobile phone rings] 1559 01:24:16,220 --> 01:24:17,180 Yes, sir? 1560 01:24:17,220 --> 01:24:18,190 - [Avtar On Phone] Harbhajan? 1561 01:24:18,220 --> 01:24:20,740 - Sir, I'm on my way and the laptop is here 1562 01:24:20,770 --> 01:24:21,670 right in my hand. 1563 01:24:21,710 --> 01:24:23,500 - [Avtar On Phone] No, it's not. 1564 01:24:23,540 --> 01:24:25,260 Because it's right here in my hand. 1565 01:24:28,510 --> 01:24:29,330 - Okay, sir. 1566 01:24:30,920 --> 01:24:33,820 [soft knocking] 1567 01:24:33,860 --> 01:24:35,060 Sir, I can totally exp-- 1568 01:24:37,650 --> 01:24:38,480 Hey. 1569 01:24:41,210 --> 01:24:42,310 What, what happened? 1570 01:24:43,760 --> 01:24:45,450 - Ms. Dhaliwal decided to turn in 1571 01:24:45,490 --> 01:24:48,040 all of her materials voluntarily 1572 01:24:48,080 --> 01:24:50,320 in order to keep you from getting in trouble. 1573 01:24:52,320 --> 01:24:53,810 Why don't you take her to the airport 1574 01:24:53,840 --> 01:24:56,220 to catch the next flight back to the US? 1575 01:24:56,260 --> 01:24:58,330 - What are you gonna do with my computer? 1576 01:24:59,810 --> 01:25:02,680 - As discussed, we will make an exception this one time. 1577 01:25:03,710 --> 01:25:05,920 But you do need new permissions. 1578 01:25:07,130 --> 01:25:07,960 Ah. 1579 01:25:10,440 --> 01:25:12,480 This is a new application. 1580 01:25:12,520 --> 01:25:15,480 You have to fill it out and hopefully they approve. 1581 01:25:16,760 --> 01:25:17,590 - Thank you, sir! 1582 01:25:17,620 --> 01:25:20,450 - You're welcome. 1583 01:25:20,490 --> 01:25:22,560 - I will take that. - Yeah, sure. 1584 01:25:24,700 --> 01:25:26,910 - One more thing, Ms. Dhaliwal. 1585 01:25:26,940 --> 01:25:29,600 Being a journalist, you have some responsibilities 1586 01:25:29,640 --> 01:25:30,460 to be fair. 1587 01:25:31,740 --> 01:25:33,740 there are some new rules in this country 1588 01:25:35,050 --> 01:25:38,020 and hijras are considered as third gender. 1589 01:25:38,060 --> 01:25:40,890 But for things to change, laws are not enough. 1590 01:25:41,750 --> 01:25:42,860 People have to change. 1591 01:25:45,410 --> 01:25:46,240 Bye-bye. 1592 01:25:47,100 --> 01:25:48,030 - Thank you. 1593 01:25:48,070 --> 01:25:49,410 - [Avtar] Have a nice flight. 1594 01:25:55,970 --> 01:25:58,290 [both sigh] 1595 01:26:02,320 --> 01:26:05,330 - Hey. 1596 01:26:05,360 --> 01:26:10,370 Are you really leaving? 1597 01:26:12,230 --> 01:26:15,370 [upbeat Indian music] 1598 01:26:45,090 --> 01:26:47,090 [sighs] 1599 01:26:52,240 --> 01:26:56,380 [woman sings in foreign language] 1600 01:27:25,300 --> 01:27:28,380 [pigeon coos softly] 1601 01:27:53,880 --> 01:27:57,650 ["U U Yeah" by Daler Mehndi] 110624

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