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[CHA HUN]

[YOON CHAE-KYUNG]

[JOO JONG-HYUK]

[OH JINSEOK / JEONG BIN]

[PARK SO-EUN]

[WOOF & MEOW - DO YOU LOVE ME?]

[EP 2. HEAD BUNTING]

Rock, paper, scissors!

I lost again!

I'll share with you every word he says.

Why are you moving so out of the blue?

It's close by, so at least that's a relief.

I heard the entire building is pet-friendly.

Awesome!

A pet paradise!

Lunch is on me.

Of course. That's more like you.

It's the same as Meong-gu's.

Yeah. Are they moving in?

- What? - I don't see the ball.

I have to return it.

Hey. I'll hand this back to them.

Meong-gu.

Good boy. Give it here.

- Excuse me. - Thank you.

If you're looking for the ball, my friend has it.

Really? Thank you.

Ha-jun. The ball.

Give it back to her.

- That's a good boy. - It's not ours.

It's a girl.

Ha-jun. Don't panic.

Go for it.

Make a move!

Don't come, don't come!

Please, don't come near me!

What?

Give it to her.

The ball.

You okay?

This is embarrassing.

Are you hurt? Do you need help?

Do you need help?

What do we do? She's not getting up.

I'm embarrassed.

Do something! Quick!

Tell him not to come.

- Okay. - Tell him to just go.

You can just go.

I should help her.

She's embarrassed.

Are you really okay?

Yeah. It's just my clothes.

I didn't get hurt.

That's a relief.

You fell down flat like in some cartoon.

I was worried, too, but that was quite funny.

Right?

How embarrassing.

They're probably gone, right?

Probably.

Right! The box!

Did they really just leave?

They could have waited to check if I'm okay.

I agree with you.

Are they dumb or rude?

The latter, I think.

Will this be enough?

I hope she's okay.

She told us to go. I'm sure she's fine.

Why did you turn back to see her?

She looks like my first love.

That girl on the bus?

You call that first love? That was a crush.

I was in love with her.

Just like how I love Seohyeon of SNSD*. (a popular K-pop girl group)

That's not the same thing.

She looked a lot like that girl.

- Incredible. - Really?

What if she is that girl?

What are you going to do?

Don't say that. It's making my heart flutter.

- First love! - Let's go and check.

- Oh my God. - Let's go.

They're gone.

Let's have a meeting.

Can we do it when our writer's here?

We're a bit busy today.

I already talked to the writer.

What's the content?

How pets help young people deal with life.

The cast have to be handsome and pretty.

What?

That will be tough.

That'll be it.

Boss!

Come on.

It hurts.

She's that girl.

Aren't you?

Oh, hi,

What?

Do you work here?

Yes.

Is he not Korean?

Do you speak Korean?

I do.

What then? Shouldn't he apologize?

Bye.

Hey.

Don't do this.

I know I told you to go back then,

but shouldn't you at least apologize?

What do I do? Oh, right.

You can do it now.

I'm sorry.

Rude, I think.

Apology accepted.

What a jerk.

She's that girl, but this is all I can say.

Guess what!

They're right next door.

Hold on.

[118 DEGREES, SOUTHEAST]

They're southeast of where you stand. What are the odds?

Go give her the ointment.

Come on! Where is it?

Right.

- Yeah! - Then go ahead!

Finally, a girlfriend.

No, not that.

She's the girl on the bus.

For real?

I first saw her nine years ago at a bus stop.

Have I told you? Yeah.

Like a million times.

- I can't go with you today. - Why?

I'm going to Seoul today.

Oh, right.

I don't have money on me.

What?

I got no money on me!

Thanks. Bye.

- You'd never seen a girl-- - So beautiful.

Right.

Then one day, something big happened.

Right.

Big, indeed.

♫ I'm loving this feeling ♫

♫ This is so good ♫

♫ This feels so good ♫

♫ now that I've met you ♫

♫ What you've given me ♫

♫ is all I ever needed ♫

♫ Show me your love ♫

Hear anything?

Not a sound.

Sound-proof walls?

I wonder what material they used.

What are you guys doing?

Don't you see what's important here?

You dummies.

Boys, there are two women in the office next door.

One of them is your first love.

This is a golden chance to finally meet a girl in an organic way.

So?

Hear me out.

I'll make your love come true.

I don't understand.

The dating consultant.

I'm yielding it to you.

What?

You don't want it?

Well, if you'd say no…

Of course, I'm all for it.

What? What's going on?

- I'll try. - Don't waste this chance.

I hope so, too.

I'm so jealous.

[DATING SELF-DIAGNOSIS]

You have to be honest.

Okay.

My mind goes blank when talking to a woman.

- I can't make eye contact. - I don't have any female friends.

- My actions get bigger. - I act differently than usual.

I've been rejected more than five times.

I've had more than five failed crushes.

Thank you.

[DATING SELF-DIAGNOSIS]

Oh, well this is…

I think in your case,

the first thing to do is to get comfortable around women.

You don't know what to do when a woman talks to you.

That means you're just not comfortable with them.

But that's nothing to worry about.

If you just expose yourself to women and gain experience,

these problems will disappear.

Oh, okay.

But I don't have any women around me. Even all my cousins are guys.

Don't worry about that.

Now, let's go do the class.

Hey.

We're doing it here?

Yes. They'll be helping us.

- You ordered already? - Yeah.

You can sit over there.

Sure.

Why don't we get acquainted first?

This is Ha-jun.

Nice to meet you.

- You're handsome. - Also tall.

Ease up! They're just people.

Just people with longer hair, and we're just having a drink.

Okay.

I know what we need. Let's start out with a shot.

- Okay? - We'd love to.

Excuse me?

Come on, come on.

Of course. Yes!

- So happy you got picked? - Yeah.

Oh, you're thirsty? Then chug it!

- Chug, chug, chug. - Chug.

There we go.

Chug, chug.

I thought you'd…

You can drink, huh?

- Yeah. - He can drink.

You certainly look more at ease.

Let's try having a conversation.

- Sure. - Okay.

Ready, go!

So, how old are you?

I'm 25.

Same!

Let's be friends.

Oh, that's…

Oh, come on.

That answer makes it awkward for everyone.

Try again.

Well, we can.

That's the right answer. She's already friendlier.

Or you could…

Ask me that next time?

We just met today.

Sure.

See that reaction?

This way, you're getting another date without being too forward.

Amazing!

Don't just say that! Take some notes!

- So you'll remember. - Right.

No, actually,

you can practice it right now. Are you ready?

- Yeah. - Okay. Here we go.

Ready, go!

- Wow! - Amazing!

That will be all for today.

They're sad to go.

Ha-jun.

I was actually worried, but you did a fine job.

I'll give you some feedback by email.

For our next class, we'll learn the art of conversation.

- Shall we? - Yeah.

I'll review the things I learned today.

Give him a hand. A model student.

One of the best I've seen.

But we have another class soon, so we'll get going.

I'll see you, then.

- Let's go. - Yeah.

Let's give him another hand.

What a good student.

- I'm excited for our next class. - Amazing!

Perfect student.

I'm a bit hungry.

- Excuse me. - Yes.

One fishcake soup, please.

Sure.

Thank you.

Why are guys such jerks?

They always get complacent and change.

Do-hui?

♫ I'm loving this feeling ♫

♫ This is so good ♫

♫ This feels so good ♫

♫ now that I've met you ♫

[WOOF & MEOW CINEMA / FEAT. CALMING SIGNAL]

Here we go again.

You're always fooling around like that.

Nothing's going to stop my passion.

Can't you just come and sit? The show's about to start.

@fineapple.ina

Huh? This is…

Why are you flipping out?

Isn't it obvious?

My owner's into yours!

She's giving him a go signal.

What?

That's strictly the opposite.

You stress me out.

What did I expect from you?

[WOOF & MEOW - DO YOU LOVE ME?]