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HONEY, WHAT'S THE WALL DOING ON THE FLOOR

OF OUR LIVING ROOM/DEN/FOYER?

REMEMBER I PROMISED TO MAKE THIS PLACE SPECIAL FOR YOU?

I'M EXPANDING THE "SLASH-FOYER" INTO A BREAKFAST NOOK.

CAN YOU HAVE IT FINISHED BY SATURDAY?

I'M HAVING THE HOSPITAL BOARD OF TRUSTEES OVER.

OH, I'D HANG THE MOON IF YOU ASKED ME TO.

I'D PART THE SEAS IF THAT WERE YOUR DESIRE, BABY.

HONEY, YOU KNOW WHAT I HEAR?

"BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH."

SATURDAY NIGHT, OKAY?

YEAH, PLENTY OF TIME.

HEY, THE GOOD NEWS IS

NOW YOU CAN'T SEE THE MESS I CREATED.

HEY, BERG, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M SETTING UP A SHELL GAME WITH URINE CUPS.

GUESS WHICH CUP THE KIDNEY STONE'S UNDER.

OH, YEAH, RIGHT.

I GUESS YOU'RE ON INVENTORY

EVER SINCE YOU WERE PUT ON... ON... ON... YOU KNOW.

ACADEMIC PROBATION? IT'S OKAY.

YOU CAN'T GET IT BY SAYING IT OUT LOUD.

YOU GET IT BY IGNORING A DIABETIC'S CHART

AND SENDING HIM INTO SHOCK.

I DIDN'T WANT TO REMIND YOU.

I THOUGHT THEY LET YOU TREAT PATIENTS

WHEN GUTTMANN WAS OUT SICK.

UNFORTUNATELY, DR. GUTTMANN GOT BETTER.

DAMN PENICILLIN.

HEY, HEY. NO TALKING WITH THE DOCTORS.

THIS IS MY REPUTATION ON THE LINE.

ZIP IT, MAN.

HELLO, GERM.

HI, DR. WALKER.

I'M SORRY... HE'S STILL A LITTLE GREEN.

MAN, THE GAUZE GOES IN FRONT OF... JUST MOVE.

DR. WALKER...

THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP IN SURGERY THIS MORNING.

IT WAS MY PLEASURE.

HEY, IT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE GOTTEN A GUY TO OPEN UP TO ME.

AND IT NEARLY KILLED HIM.

YOU'RE IN WITH DR. BRYCE?

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M IN WITH JANET?

OKAY, YOU GOTTA TALK TO HER FOR ME.

SHE CAN GET ME OFF PROBATION.

COME ON, BERG. JANET'S REALLY APPROACHABLE.

JUST GO UP AND TELL HER WHAT HAPPENED.

WHAT YOU DID IS NOT SO TERRIBLE.

OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

AND DON'T USE MY NAME.

UH, DR. BRYCE, DR. HARVEY, HI.

UM, LISTEN, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAD A TOUGH SURGERY.

I BROUGHT YOU SOME COFFEE.

WELL, HOW NICE. THANK YOU.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW WHO I AM, BUT...

MY GOD!

DID YOU PUT SUGAR IN HIS COFFEE?!

I DON'T KNOW!

HE'S A DIABETIC! DIDN'T YOU READ HIS CHART?!

HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!

OH!

SO YOU DO KNOW WHO I AM.

YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE ME.

I HAVE A FUNNY STORY TO TELL THE OTHER DOCTORS.

OH, WE'RE JUST HAVING A LITTLE FUN, DR. BERGEN.

EVEN GOOD DOCTORS MAKE MISTAKES.

EXACTLY, AND I'M LOOKING FOR A SECOND CHANCE.

WELL, I HEARD YOU MESSED UP BECAUSE YOU WERE COCKY.

BUT I'VE BEEN HUMBLED.

TO BE GREAT, YOU'VE GOT TO BE COCKY.

WELL, I'M BETTER THAN YOU.

I'LL SUPERVISE YOU FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS

AND IF YOU'RE COCKY AND DON'T KILL ANYBODY,

WE'LL SEE ABOUT GETTING YOU OFF PROBATION.

OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

BUT WHEN I'M OFF PROBATION, LOOK OUT FOR YOUR JOB.

OKAY, THERE'S "COCKY," AND THEN THERE'S "ON MY NERVES."

PETE, I NEED TO ASK YOU A FAVOR.

NOT NOW, SHARON. I'M LATE FOR WORK.

IN THE COSMETICS BUSINESS, IF YOU MISS A DAY,

IT'S HARD TO "MAKE UP."

OKAY, THAT'S A BIG LAUGH AT THE OFFICE.

I JUST NEED TO BORROW YOUR APARTMENT SATURDAY NIGHT

TO HOST A TEA PARTY.

ALL RIGHT, BUT OUR EASY-BAKE OVEN IS ON THE FRITZ.

IT'S FOR THE PEOPLE FROM THE HOSPITAL,

AND IF I CAN IMPRESS THEM, THEY MIGHT GIVE ME

THE FUNDRAISING-COORDINATOR POSITION.

WHY CAN'T YOU USE YOUR PLACE? STILL DON'T HAVE POWER?

JOHNNY WON'T PAY FOR AN ELECTRICIAN.

BESIDES, IT'S TOO SMALL.

I CAN'T WALK AROUND ALL NIGHT GOING,

"OKAY, IT'S YOUR TURN TO SIT IN THE CHAIR."

OKAY, FINE, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M GOING TO BE VOLUNTEERING

AT THE FIRE STATION SATURDAY NIGHT ANYWAY,

BUT YOU BETTER CLEAR IT WITH BERG.

HEY, HAND ME MY MAKEUP BAG.

WHERE?

RIGHT THERE.

NO, THIS IS YOUR FIREMAN'S BAG.

HUH.

WHERE'S MY MAKEUP BAG?

COME ON, SCORCH. TIME FOR YOUR WALK.

NURSE JENKINS, HOW'S MR. RIGBY'S LIVER

RESPONDING TO THAT PROVASIC TREATMENT?

HE'S DOING GREAT,

BUT THEN, HE HAD THE BEST DOCTOR IN THE HOSPITAL.

OH! WELL, EASY TO LOOK AT AND EASY TO LISTEN TO.

DR. BERGEN, HOW ARE WE DOING?

GREAT.

BUT THEN, I'M WORKING WITH THE BEST DOCTOR IN THE HOSPITAL.

GAG.

LOOK, DR. BERGEN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO KISS UP.

I'M IMPRESSED ENOUGH WITH YOUR WORK.

REALLY?

ABSOLUTELY. YOUR INSTINCTS ARE SHARP,

YOUR SKILLS ARE WELL IN ADVANCE OF YOUR PEERS.

IN FACT, YOU MAY JUST BE READY TO BE TAKEN OFF PROBATION.

THANK YOU.

I REALLY WANT TO PUT ALL THIS UGLINESS BEHIND ME.

A LITTLE TIRED? WHY DON'T YOU GO LIE DOWN?

OH, I CAN NEVER GET ANY SLEEP AROUND HERE.

I KEEP HAVING THESE RECURRING NIGHTMARES

THAT GERM IS PUSHING ME INTO THE O.R.

YEAH.

I GUESS I'M LUCKY I LIVE SO CLOSE.

I CAN JUST GO HOME BETWEEN SHIFTS.

I HEARD YOU LIVED NEARBY.

BOY, THAT MUST BE NICE.

IT REALLY IS.

YOU CAN GO TAKE A NAP ANYTIME YOU WANT.

YUP, I GUESS I'M PRETTY LUCKY.

YOU REALLY ARE.

MM-HMM.

OF COURSE, IF I WERE TO LEAVE THE HOSPITAL

TO TAKE A NAP NEARBY, UH, SOMEONE

WOULD HAVE TO LOOK AFTER MY PATIENTS UNSUPERVISED.

IT COULD REALLY HELP OUT A PERSON

IF THEY WERE ON PROBATION.

HERE'S MY KEY.

HEY, FELLAS.

DUNVILLE. DUNVILLE.

YOU'RE EARLY.

YEAH, I KNOW.

WHAT, A GUY CAN'T STOP BY AND HANG OUT WITH HIS BUDDIES,

HANG OUT WITH HIS PALS AND SWAP FIREMAN STORIES?

ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE BACK IN AN HOUR.

HANG ON THERE, DUNVILLE.

THERE'S, UH, SOMETHING A LITTLE AWKWARD

I'VE BEEN WANTING TO ASK YOU.

UH-HUH.

COULD YOU WAX THE TRUCK?

THE CAPTAIN FINALLY FOUND THAT POLISH.

OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, HAPPY TO DO IT.

I JUST GOTTA TAKE CARE OF SOMETHING FIRST.

TAKE YOUR TIME.

WE KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES A GUY TO PUT ON HIS FACE!

ALL RIGHT, OKAY, YOU FOUND MY BAG.

HA HA. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

ALL THIS TIME, WE THOUGHT YOU WERE A NATURAL BEAUTY.

GUYS, IT'S NOT LIKE I WEAR THE STUFF.

I SELL IT, WHICH I'M SURE...

IS PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THING TO YOU.

LOOK, PETE, WE ALL HAVE OUR EMBARRASSING SECRETS, ALL RIGHT?

YOU KNOW, BEFORE I WAS A FIREMAN,

I WAS... A MARINE.

AND PLEASE DON'T TELL MY KIDS!

DUNVILLE!

I THINK WE NEED TO HAVE A CHAT ABOUT THAT BAG OF YOURS.

YEAH, CAPTAIN, LOOK, I KNOW WHAT YOU MUST THINK,

BUT I CAN EXPLAIN.

CAN THE TUNA, SON.

PETE, MY DAUGHTER ANNETTE IS IN MY OFFICE.

SHE'S AN ANGEL,

BUT UNFORTUNATELY, WE LOST HER MOTHER

BEFORE SHE COULD TEACH HER CERTAIN THINGS

THAT ONLY A MOTHER CAN TEACH A DAUGHTER.

OH! OH, OH, YEAH.

I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT THAT,

BUT I SUPPOSE I COULD HAVE MY MOTHER CALL HER.

I'M TALKING ABOUT HER WEARING TOO MUCH MAKEUP.

IT'S LIKE THE COSMETIC COUNTER JUST BLEW UP IN HER FACE.

OH.

OH, WELL, I'VE NEVER GIVEN A MAKEOVER.

I'M A VICE-PRESIDENT.

HONESTLY, I DON'T DO MUCH OF ANYTHING.

YOU'RE ALL I HAVE, SON. PLEASE.

ALL RIGHT, WELL, I GUESS IT WOULDN'T HURT TO TAKE A PEEK.

WOW.

LOOK AT ALL THE COLORS.

ALL RIGHT, ANNETTE. THIS IS GONNA BE FUN.

FIRST THING WE'LL DO IS WE'LL TAKE OFF THE OLD MAKEUP.

UH-HUH. UH-HUH, OKAY.

OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

AND NOW WE'LL, UH, TAKE OFF THE OLDER MAKEUP.

SHH-SHH. DON'T MOVE. DON'T MOVE.

NO. NO, NO, NO, NO! THIS IS ALL WRONG.

TAKE IT OFF.

MY GOD... I'M A GENIUS.

CAPTAIN...

THERE'S SOMEONE I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET.

BABY?

HI, DADDY!

YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR MOTHER!

NO, NO, NO! DON'T HUG! SHE'LL SMUDGE!

DR. BRYCE...

BERGEN, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE HOSPITAL?

WELL, I FINISHED UP WITH ALL THE PATIENTS

AND THE PAPERWORK... HOW WAS YOUR NAP...

IN MY BED?

I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND,

BUT THIS COUCH IS A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE.

HEY.

DR. BRYCE, WHAT EXACTLY IS GOING ON HERE?

WITHOUT THE DETAILS.

WELL, I WAS NAPPING,

AND, UH, NURSE JENKINS CAME OVER,

AND HE HAD SOME PAPERS FOR ME TO SIGN.

AND HE COULDN'T FIND A PEN.

WHO TOLD YOU TO COME HOME EARLY.

I WOULD'VE CALLED FIRST,

BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO INTERRUPT YOU

IN THE THROES OF YOUR NAP.

DO YOU HAVE MORE FRUIT PUNCH?

WE'RE ALL OUT.

WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS?

WELL, IT'S, UH, YOU KNOW, NOT YOUR PLACE.

DR. BRYCE, I'M REALLY NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THIS.

BY THE WAY, HOW WAS YOUR DAY TODAY?

IT WAS GOOD, BUT...

IT MUST'VE BEEN NICE WORKING WITH PATIENTS

INSTEAD OF COUNTING TONGUE DEPRESSORS.

WELL, OF COURSE.

SURE WOULD BE UNFORTUNATE TO GO BACK TO THAT

WHEN YOU'RE SO CLOSE TO GETTING OFF PROBATION.

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PLACE DOESN'T HAVE FRUIT PUNCH?

BE RIGHT BACK. AND, HEY...

PETE'S ROOM HAS A STROBE LIGHT.

OH, THERE YOU ARE.

I HEARD DR. BRYCE ARRANGED FOR YOU

TO SCRUB IN ON A BYPASS SURGERY.

YEP. GOT TO ASSIST.

GERM, SCURRY ON DOWN TO THE O.R.

AND DROP OFF SOME GAUZE.

HOW QUICKLY THEY FORGET.

WOW, I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE ABLE

TO GET INTO DR. BRYCE'S GOOD GRACES SO QUICKLY.

YOU MUST HAVE REALLY SHOWN HER WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF.

YEAH. YEAH, I GUESS.

BERG, I RARELY SAY THIS, BUT I AM PROUD OF YOU.

THANK YOU, ASH, THANK YOU.

ASH, THERE MIGHT BE ONE OTHER TEENSY-WEENSY REASON

I'M DOING SO WELL.

UM...

I'M LETTING DR. BRYCE HAVE SEX WITH NURSE JENKINS

IN PETE'S BED.

WHAT?!

YEAH, I THOUGHT IT WAS WRONG. I JUST WANTED A SECOND OPINION.

HOW COULD YOU?!

SHE'S MY BOSS.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

YOU COULD TELL HER NO.

LOOK, I AM THIS CLOSE TO GETTING OFF PROBATION, OKAY?

I CAN'T AFFORD FOR HER TO BE MAD AT ME.

I CAN'T BELIEVE

YOU'RE LETTING YOURSELF GET PUSHED AROUND LIKE THIS.

STAND UP FOR YOURSELF. BE A MAN.

I'M NO GOOD AT THAT!

YOU'RE RIGHT.

GO BEHIND HER BACK AND RAT HER OUT TO DR. HARVEY.

THANKS FOR KNOWING ME, ASH.

HI, PETE.

HEY, ANNETTE, COME ON IN. COME ON IN.

WOW, YOU LOOK GREAT.

ALL THANKS TO YOU.

OH, COME ON.

NONSENSE.

YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER.

I'M JUST THE WATER AND THE MANURE.

WELL, I NEED SOME OF YOUR HELP.

MY FRIENDS AND I ARE GOING TO A DANCE TONIGHT,

AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD WORK YOUR MAGIC.

YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT, ANNETTE?

I'D LOVE TO, BUT I GOTTA GET TO THE FIREHOUSE.

BUT THEY WENT TO A DEPARTMENT STORE MAKEUP COUNTER.

BUTCHERS!

COME.

GIVE YOURSELF TO PETE.

UH, UH, UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

THE WORK OF 10 MEN.

PETE, MY TEA PARTY.

YOU TOLD ME TO CLEAR IT WITH BERG, AND I DID.

YEAH, I KNOW, I JUST ASSUMED NOBODY WOULD COME TO THAT.

WELL, THEY ARE COMING,

AND I NEED TO SHOW THEM HOW WELL I CAN THROW A FUNDRAISER.

SOMEHOW, I DON'T THINK THEY'RE GONNA BE IMPRESSED

WITH THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL KEEP THEM IN THE BEDROOM, OKAY?

ALL RIGHT, COME ON, ANNETTE.

WE'LL SHOW YOUR FRIENDS IN THE BATHROOM

THAT TRICK I SHOWED YOU WITH THE SOAP.

AND THAT'S WHY I CAME TO YOU, DR. HARVEY.

BECAUSE I HAVE TO STAND UP FOR WHAT'S RIGHT

REGARDLESS OF THE CONSEQUENCES.

THERE AREN'T GONNA BE CONSEQUENCES, ARE THERE?

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

SHE'S USING YOUR APARTMENT FOR RENDEZVOUS,

AND YOU CAN'T STOP HER BECAUSE SHE'S YOUR SUPERIOR?

EXACTLY.

DON'T WORRY, DR. BERGEN,

BECAUSE YOU CAN BET I'M GOING TO CHECK INTO THIS.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU, DR. HARVEY.

I HOPE YOU REALIZE HOW DIFFICULT THIS WAS FOR ME.

I'M NO WHISTLE-BLOWER.

BY THE WAY,

NURSE JENKINS ATE ALL MY FIDDLE FADDLE.

AND AS YOUR SUPERIOR,

I WAS SHOCKED TO HEAR ABOUT THIS.

I'M SORRY.

IT'S VERY SELFISH OF YOU.

DIDN'T I LET YOU USE THAT INTERN'S BOAT?

I'LL MAKE YOU A KEY. THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO HEAR.

OH, UH, EXCUSE ME.

OH, HI. ARE YOU FROM THE HOSPITAL?

YES, WE ARE.

I'M SHARON CARTER. COME ON IN.

THE PARTY'S JUST GETTING STARTED.

I... WELL, I'M SORRY,

BUT, UH, ISN'T THIS DR. BERGEN'S APARTMENT?

YES, YOU'RE THE FIRST ONES HERE.

I JUST SPOKE TO HIM,

AND I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION

HE DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO USE HIS APARTMENT.

HE SAID NO AT FIRST, BUT THEN I SAID,

"HEY, THIS IS GONNA MAKE A LOT OF PEOPLE VERY HAPPY."

UH, WHO ARE THEY?

GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS,

COME ON! YOU KNOW THE RULES...

BACK IN THE BEDROOM!

HOPEFULLY, BY THE END OF THE EVENING, YOU'LL SEE...

I THROW THE KIND OF PARTIES

THAT WILL MAKE PEOPLE WANT TO REACH FOR THEIR WALLETS.

OH, WELL, ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET SILLY.

HA! HIRE AN ELECTRICIAN.

WELL, I'M SORRY, I DON'T THINK AN ELECTRICIAN

WOULD WORK ON THIS FOR FOUR DAYS.

WHOA!

OH, COME ON. COME ON!

GOOD.

OKAY, THANKS FOR YOUR PATIENCE, EVERYBODY,

BUT WE ARE BACK IN BUSINESS.

YOU KNOW, I HAVE NEVER MET ANYBODY LIKE YOU.

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO MAKE A LIVING

DOING SOMETHING LIKE THIS?

YOU KNOW, I USED TO BE A CORPORATE EXECUTIVE,

BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY I JUST FELT SO DIRTY.

LADIES, COME ON OUT INTO THE LIGHT.

PETER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?

SHARON, I'M DOING MAKEUP.

I NEED LIGHT.

WOULD YOU ASK DEGAS TO PAINT IN THE DARK?

YOU'RE NOT DEGAS, AND THEY AIN'T BALLERINAS.

EASE UP, SHARON. I KNOW THEY'RE NOT GLAMOROUS,

BUT I CAN'T SEND THEM OUT ON THE STREET LOOKING LIKE THIS.

PLEASE, JUST GO BACK IN THE BEDROOM.

FINE!

LET THEIR FACES BE ON YOUR HEAD.

HEY, HOW'D IT GO?

YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT.

EVERYTHING WORKED OUT.

LOOKING AHEAD, ALL I SEE IS A PROMISING FUTURE.

DR. HARVEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WHAT IS ALL THIS?

I SAW BERGEN AT THE HOSPITAL, SO I FIGURED IT WAS SAFE.

AND THROW A PARTY?

HE'S THERE BECAUSE I MADE HIM STAND WATCH

OVER A PERFECTLY HEALTHY HYPOCHONDRIAC.

THIS CAN'T BE THE RIGHT ADDRESS.

YES, IT IS. I DOUBLE-CHECKED IT.

DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ANY TEA PARTY I'VE EVER SEEN.

SHARON!

SHARON, CAN I BORROW YOUR MASCARA?

I'M ALL OUT.

EXCUSE ME, WOULD YOU HELP ME?

OH, COME ON, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WORK WITH THIS?

COME WITH ME.

DR. HARVEY?

BERGEN, GREAT PARTY.

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE...

KEEPING HER OUT OF HERE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, ANYWAY?

YOU HAVE A PATIENT TO LOOK AFTER.

HE WAS PERFECTLY HEALTHY.

HE THOUGHT HE WAS HAVING PROBLEMS WITH HIS CERVIX.

WITH SO MANY PEOPLE USING YOUR APARTMENT,

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE A SCHEDULE.

YEAH, MY MOTHER'S AT BINGO. WE COULD'VE GONE THERE.

THEN YOU COULD'VE HAD THE TRAILER ALL TO YOURSELF.

GET OUT.

I WANT YOU AND ALL YOUR SCUZZY FRIENDS OUT OF HERE.

OH, I'M SOR...

BERG, YOU ARE RUINING MY PARTY!

LOOK, I'M JUST SAYING YOU COULD LOOK 60 AGAIN!

ARE YOU SHARON CARTER?

YES.

I'M MRS. CARTWRIGHT, HEAD OF THE BOARD.

OH, MY GOD, MRS. CARTWRIGHT,

I AM SORRY FOR WHATEVER HAPPENED BACK THERE,

BUT I REALLY WANT THIS FUNDRAISING JOB AT THE HOSPITAL.

EXCUSE ME, I DON'T MEAN TO BUTT IN,

BUT I DON'T THINK THE HOSPITAL SHOULD HIRE A HOOKER.

WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?

I'M SORRY. I MEANT "MADAM."

WHATEVER SHE IS, SHE'S NOT GETTING THE JOB.

BERG, WHY DO THE BOARD MEMBERS THINK I'M A HOOKER?

HE'S NOT A BOARD MEMBER.

HE'S JUST A DOCTOR USING MY PLACE TO HAVE A CHEAP FLING.

S-SHAME ON YOU!

GREAT. THANKS, BERG.

YOU AND YOUR WHORES HAVE RUINED EVERYTHING!

WELL, SHE WAS BRINGING US DOWN.

LET'S PARTY.

NO, NO. I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE.

THIS IS MY HOME. I WANT YOU TO GO!

NO, YOU DON'T.

YES, I DO. YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME.

NOW, GET OUT!

YOU SURE, DR. BERGEN?

YOU WANNA GET ON OUR BAD SIDE?

HOW DARE YOU PEOPLE THREATEN ME!

YOU KNOW, I TRUSTED YOU.

DR. BRYCE, YOU BETRAYED ME WHEN I LENT YOU MY APARTMENT.

AND, DR. HARVEY, YOU BETRAYED ME WHEN I BETRAYED DR. BRYCE.

THE BOTTOM LINE IS I'M A GOOD DOCTOR.

AND WHEN I SHOW UP TO WORK TOMORROW,

I EXPECT TO FIND MYSELF OFF ACADEMIC PROBATION.

YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE YOU ARE PROFESSIONALS.

WE ARE ALL PROFESSIONALS!

THEY ARE NOT PROFESSIONALS. I'M THE PROFESSIONAL.

THEY SHOULD LEARN FROM ME.

ALL RIGHT. FOCUS, BERG, ALL RIGHT?

THEY SHOULD BE FLUSH AGAINST TH...

GOD! FLUSH AGAINST... MAN, JUST MOVE!

THOUGHT WE'D BREAK YOU OFF A LITTLE PIECE OF THE GRAPE.

GERM?

OH, HEY, MAN.

I THOUGHT YOU'D BE HOME WAY LATER THAN THIS.

I GAVE YOU THE WHOLE STOCKROOM TO DO.

OKAY, OUT. LET'S GO. HURRY UP. RIGHT NOW. GO.

AND JUST WHEN I WAS READY TO MOVE YOU UP

TO PUSHING WHEELCHAIRS.

SORRY I YELLED.