Original subtitles

OKAY, LET'S DO SOME LAUNDRY.

AND YET, HE WORE A TANK TOP TO HIS UNCLE'S FUNERAL.

WELL, THESE ARE THE ONLY CLEAN CLOTHES I HAD LEFT

BECAUSE ASHLEY IS STILL UPSET ABOUT OUR BREAKUP.

SHE SQUIRTED A BOTTLE OF KETCHUP IN MY CLOSET.

WHY IS THAT FUNNY?

BECAUSE ASHLEY CAME UPSTAIRS LAST NIGHT

TO BORROW A BOTTLE OF KETCHUP.

WHY ARE YOU STILL LETTING HER LIVE HERE?

WHEN THEY SPLIT UP THE FAMILY ASSETS,

HE KEPT THE CASTLE, BUT SHE GOT HIS JEWELS.

OKAY, ALL RIGHT, NO.

I HAVEN'T HAD AN OPPORTUNITY TO TALK TO HER YET.

THE SECOND SHE GETS BACK HERE,

I'M GOING TO TELL HER THAT IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS, SHE...

Shh! Shh! Here she comes!

BYE, ASHLEY.

BYE, JOHNNY.

BYE, ASHLEY.

BYE, PETE.

BYE, ASH... LEY.

WE'RE JUST OFF TO THE LAUNDROMAT.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO PRESOAK THAT.

THANK YOU FOR THE TIP.

YOU KNOW, THIS IS REALLY UNHEALTH...

♪ I KNOW THAT THERE IS PAIN ♪

♪ BUT YOU HOLD ON FOR ONE MORE DAY ♪

♪ AND YOU BREAK FREE FROM THE CHAINS ♪

♪ 'CAUSE DON'T YOU KNOW ♪

♪ DON'T YOU KNOW THINGS WILL CHANGE ♪

♪ THINGS WILL GO YOUR WAY ♪

♪ SO HOLD ON FOR ONE MORE DAY ♪

♪ HOLD ON FOR ONE MORE DAY ♪

♪ THINGS WILL GO YOUR WAY ♪

♪ TOMORROW THINGS WILL GO YOUR WAY ♪

♪ HOLD ON FOR ONE MORE DAY ♪

GUYS, WE PASSED SIX LAUNDROMATS ON THE WAY HERE.

WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT... THERE'S BEER HERE!

GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE SOAP BAR,

WHERE CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO DRUNKENNESS.

BEER, PLEASE.

HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. LOOK, THERE SHE IS.

AH, LOOK, LOOK... SEE HOW SHE POURS HER BLEACH...

LIKE AN ANGEL.

I WONDER IF SHE'S RELATED TO THE GIRL YOU SAW LAST WEEK

WHO PUMPED GAS LIKE AN ANGEL.

I'M GOING TO GO ASK HER IF SHE WANTS TO HAVE A DRINK.

OH, COME ON, PETE.

EVERY GUY IN HERE'S PROBABLY OFFERED HER A DRINK.

YOU GOT TO SET YOURSELF APART.

BEAUTIFUL WOMEN LIKE THAT, THEY NEED MORE THAN WORDS.

WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST?

FAKE QUARTERS.

THEY'LL MAKE YOU SEEM LIKE A REBEL...

DANGEROUS, UNPREDICTABLE, AND VALUE-CONSCIOUS.

GOOD GOD, YOU'RE CHEAP.

JUST BECAUSE I DON'T THROW MY MONEY AWAY ON LAUNDRY

LIKE YOU GUYS.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOU GRAB THE WASHBOARD. I'LL MEET YOU BY THE RIVER.

YOU REALLY THINK THIS IS GOING TO WORK?

HEY, BELIEVE ME, THE QUICKEST WAY

TO A GIRL'S HEART IS FREE DRY TIME.

WHY DON'T I JUST USE REAL QUARTERS?

SHE'S NOT THAT HOT.

LOOKS LIKE A MACHINE'S OPENING UP.

SORRY!

YEAH, I GUESS I GOT HERE FIRST.

OH, HEY, ASH.

HEY.

ARE THE GUYS AROUND?

NOPE. THEY WENT TO THE LAUNDROMAT WITH JOHNNY.

OH. I THOUGHT THEY MIGHT WANT TO PLAY TRIVIAL PURSUIT.

OH, HEY, WAIT, I'LL PLAY WITH YOU.

WELL, I LIKE TO PLAY WITH THE GUYS,

BECAUSE I LIKE TO WIN.

WELL, I UNDERSTAND, BUT WE CAN HAVE A LITTLE WINE

AND CHAT ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON IN OUR LIVES.

IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL,

BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA

FOR ME TO HANG OUT WITH YOU.

SINCE WHEN?

SINCE YOU AND BERG BROKE UP.

IT... IT'S LIKE MY MOM AND HER EX-HUSBANDS.

WHEN THEY BROKE UP, I JUST ALWAYS STUCK WITH MY MOM.

IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I KNEW HER LONGER.

WELL, I'M SORRY IT HAS TO BE THAT WAY.

YEAH, ME... ME, TOO.

♪ REACH OUT AND TOUCH SOMEBODY'S HAND ♪

♪ MAKE THIS WORLD A BETTER PLACE ♪

♪ IF YOU CAN ♪

♪ JUST TRY ♪

♪ TAKE A LITTLE TIME OUT OF YOUR BUSY DAY ♪

♪ TO GIVE SOME ENCOURAGEMENT ♪

♪ TO SOMEONE WHO'S LOST THEIR WAY ♪

♪ JUST TRY ♪

♪ OOH OOH OOH OOOH ♪

HEY, SHARON.

LOOK, AS LONG AS WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BERG,

I DON'T SEE WHY WE CAN'T SPLIT A BOTTLE OF WINE

AND PLAY A GAME OF TRIVIAL PURSUIT.

♪ WHY DON'T YOU REACH OUT AND TOUCH ♪

♪ SOMEBODY'S HAND? ♪

♪ MAKE THIS WORLD A BETTER PLACE ♪

THIS WILL BE FUN.

IF YOU LIKE HUMILIATION.

♪ IF YOU CAN ♪

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT ALL YOUR CLOTHES

INTO ONE MACHINE.

THIS ONE ISN'T EVEN WET.

HEY, WHOA, WHOA, WHOSE... WHOSE SHIRT IS THIS?

IT'S MINE. THANKS, BUDDY.

HEY, YOU GOT THOSE LITTLE FABRIC SHEETS?

NO, I FORGOT THOSE.

DON'T WORRY. IT'S ON ME.

DO YOU BELIEVE PEOPLE THROW THESE OUT AFTER ONE USE?

YEAH, SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T REALIZE THE VALUE OF... A PENNY.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

ALLOW ME.

WAIT, ARE THOSE SLUGS?

THESE ARE FAKE QUARTERS.

WELL, I DON'T THINK THAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING THAT.

I UNDERSTAND.

YOU... YOU'RE A GOOD WOMAN.

ME... I'M A RULE BREAKER.

NO, NO, DON'T BE STUCK!

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU PICKED A BAD DRYER.

AND DIRTBAG SHOULDN'T HAVE BROKEN UP WITH ME

MINUTES AFTER I MOVED IN WITH HIM,

SO I ASK YOU... WHO'S THE BAD GUY?

ONCE AGAIN...

REALLY NOT COMFORTABLE TALKING ABOUT BERG.

COULD YOU JUST PLEASE ANSWER THE TRIVIA QUESTION?

I AM SORRY. YOU'RE RIGHT.

IT'S JUST THAT HE'S BEEN IGNORING ME

EVER SINCE HE BROKE UP WITH ME.

HE DUCKS ME AT THE HOSPITAL.

HE HIDES IN HIS BEDROOM.

I'VE DISCOVERED HE LACKS BOTH A BUTT AND A SPINE.

AND YOUR FINAL ANSWER IS... MITOCHONDRIA.

THAT'S THE SECOND GAME IN A ROW WHERE I DIDN'T GET A TURN.

I FEEL BAD. HERE, TAKE SOME OF MY PIECES.

NO, I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY PIECES.

I ONLY KNOW THIS STUFF BECAUSE I WENT TO COLLEGE.

I WENT TO COLLEGE.

NO KIDDING? THAT'S SO FUNNY.

OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET THE GAME.

LET'S JUST TALK ABOUT DIRTBAG.

YOU KNOW, THIS PLACE ISN'T REALLY THAT ORIGINAL.

MY GRANDMOTHER USED TO DRINK AND DO LAUNDRY.

I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT MY CLOTHES.

HUH. IT'S AMAZING HOW DRY YOUR CLOTHES GET

WHEN YOU USE REAL MONEY.

YOU'RE NOT STILL MAD ABOUT THE SLUGS?

IT WORKED LIKE A CHARM. SHE THINKS I'M A REBEL.

TOMORROW I'M GOING TO ASK HER TO JACK A CAR.

SOMEBODY STOLE MY CLOTHES!

ALL RIGHT, NOBODY MOVE!

HEY, WAIT, THERE'S SOMETHING STUCK ON THE SIDE.

OH, THANK GOD!

HEY, IT'S MY SHIRT.

WHO WOULD WANT TO TAKE YOUR CLOTHES?

THE MAN... THE MAN... THE MEAN OLD MAN!

HE WAS MAD BECAUSE I BEAT HIM TO THE WASHING MACHINE.

THAT WAS EVERYTHING I OWN. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

HERE'S A SLUG. CALL THE POLICE.

I NEVER BEEN THE ONE WHO'S BEEN DUMPED.

IT SUCKS!

OH, YOU MUST KNOW EXACTLY HOW I FEEL.

HEY!

OH, NO, NO, NO, I'M SORRY.

I ONLY MEANT THAT YOU'D UNDERSTAND

BECAUSE YOU'VE PROBABLY BEEN DUMPED A LOT.

OH.

HEY!

WELL, OKAY, BUT, YOU KNOW...

WHENEVER I GOT DUMPED,

MY GIRLFRIENDS WOULD NOT LEAVE ME ALONE

UNTIL I WAS ABLE TO, YOU KNOW, LAUGH AGAIN.

OH, YOU'RE LUCKY.

I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS LIKE THAT.

WHAT?

YES, YOU DO, AND HER NAME IS SHARON CARTER!

WOW!

WHO'S SHARON CARTER?

ME.

♪ PEOPLE ♪

♪ PEOPLE ♪

♪ PEOPLE ♪

♪ PEOPLE WHO NEED PEOPLE ♪

♪ PEOPLE WHO NEED PEOPLE ♪

♪ ARE THE LUCKIEST PEOPLE ♪

♪ IN THE WORLD ♪

♪ AH AH AH AH AH AH AH ♪

SO WE'RE REALLY FRIENDS?

WE REALLY, REALLY ARE?

OF COURSE WE ARE.

WHY ELSE WOULD I ASK YOU TO BE ONE OF MY... BRIDESMAIDS?

YOU WANT ME TO BE ONE OF YOUR BRIDESMAIDS?

HERE. WAIT, WAIT.

OH. OH.

I, SHARON CARTER, TAKE YOU, ASHLEY...

JUDD.

TO BE MY BRIDESMAID.

I DO.

♪ A FEELIN' DEEP IN YOUR SOUL ♪

♪ SAYS YOU'RE HALF, NOW YOU'RE WHOLE ♪

♪ NO MORE HUNGER OR THIRST ♪

♪ BUT FIRST BE A PERSON WHO NEEDS PEOPLE ♪

♪ PEOPLE ♪

♪ PEOPLE ♪

♪ PEOPLE ♪

♪ ARE THE LUCKIEST PEOPLE ♪

♪ IN ♪

♪ IN ♪

♪ THE ♪

♪ THE ♪

♪ WORLD ♪

♪ AH AH AH AH AH AH AH ♪

♪ THERE'S GOT TO BE A MORNING AFTER ♪

♪ IF WE CAN HOLD ON THROUGH THE NIGHT ♪

♪ WE'LL BE ALL RIGHT DO YOU HAVE TO FIGHT? ♪

♪ WE HAVE A CHANCE TO FIND THE SUNSHINE ♪

♪ SUNSHINE, SUNSHINE, SUNSHINE ♪

OH, MY HEAD!

♪ LET'S KEEP ON LOOKING FOR THE LIGHT ♪

♪ THERE'S GOT TO BE A MORNING AFTER ♪

♪ HMMM ♪

OH, HEY, BERG, IS ASHLEY HERE?

NOPE.

THANK GOD.

I ALREADY DID... FIVE TIMES.

NICE SUIT.

THANK YOU. I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT.

THIS MORNING A GUY AT THE GYM SAID THE SAME THING.

I HAVE THE WORST HANGOVER OF MY LIFE!

WHERE DID YOU GO LAST NIGHT?

NOWHERE. I STAYED HERE AND GOT DRUNK WITH ASHLEY.

YOU GUYS AREN'T EVEN REALLY FRIENDS.

WE ARE NOW. I INVITED HER TO BE IN MY WEDDING.

WHAT?

SHARON, NO, NO,

YOU CAN'T HAVE ME AND ASHLEY IN THE SAME WEDDING.

YOU KNOW, WE DON'T MIX WELL TOGETHER.

WE'RE LIKE OIL AND SATAN.

WELL, IT'S TOO LATE NOW.

ASSUMING YOU'RE OIL,

I'VE ALREADY MADE A PROMISE TO SATAN.

DON'T WORRY, SHE CAN'T HOLD YOU TO THAT. YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS ALCOHOL MAKES YOU DO CRAZY THINGS.

I HAVE A TATTOO ON MY LEFT BUTT CHEEK...

SAYS "TAP THE ROCKIES."

I'M NOT GOING TO DIS-INVITE ASHLEY.

SHE'LL... SHE'LL GET MAD, BREAK INTO MY PLACE,

AND THROW A CONDIMENT ON MY WEDDING GOWN.

THAT'S THE KIND OF PERSON YOU'RE DEALING WITH HERE.

EXACTLY, WHICH IS WHY IT'S NOT WORTH THE TROUBLE TO ME.

WHAT ABOUT THE TROUBLE OF... OF PLANNING YOUR WEDDING

FOR EIGHT MONTHS?

YOUR WEDDING, SHARON.

THE MOST PERFECT DAY OF YOUR LIFE.

YEAH, WHAT ABOUT IT?

OKAY, IMAGINE ASHLEY'S THERE.

SHE'S SITTING WITH YOUR AUNT GLADYS...

YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH THE SILVER TOOTH...

YOU DON'T THINK SHE'S GOING TO MAKE FUN OF HER?

OH, COME ON.

YOU KNOW ASHLEY. SHE MOCKS EVERYONE.

SHE DOESN'T CARE WHOSE FEELINGS SHE HURTS.

SHE DID MOCK ME PLAYING TRIVIAL PURSUIT LAST NIGHT.

OH, MAN, I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING ELSE.

WHAT?

WHAT IF... WHAT?

SHE SEES JOHNNY'S FAT LITTLE NEPHEW?

WHAT'S HIS NAME...

FATSY MATSY, 2x4, CAN'T FIT THROUGH A... THE...

YOU KNOW, THE FAT KID.

YOU MEAN STEVE.

YES, STEVE!

MAN, HE'S FAT!

I MEAN, SHE'S GOING TO HAVE A FIELD DAY

WITH HIM AND HIS MANLY SISTER.

BERG, YOU GOT TO HELP ME! MY FAMILY...

OKAY, OKAY, DON'T WORRY. DON'T WORRY, OKAY?

WE'RE GOING TO FIX THIS WHOLE THING.

IN THE MEANTIME, THOUGH,

WE GOT TO GET RID OF THAT HANGOVER.

HOW DO SOME RUNNY EGGS

AND A GREASY PORKCHOP SMOTHERED IN RUM GRAVY SOUND?

HMM?

NO?

BE SURE TO HOLD YOUR HAIR BACK.

BERG, YOU GOT TO BUY SOME NEW CLOTHES.

THAT SUIT'S STARTING TO GET AN ODOR.

ISN'T IT IRONIC...

THE WASHERS ARE ALL SPINNING, BUT NOT FOR ME.

Hey, hey, hey, here she is!

Here she is!

I CAN SMOOTH THINGS OVER WITH THIS...

A ROLL OF QUARTERS

WRAPPED IN A BOW MADE OUT OF FABRIC SOFTENER.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE USING REAL QUARTERS.

YOU'RE GIVING IN TO THE MAN SO EASILY.

I WORKED ON SOMETHING FOR YOU LAST NIGHT.

THIS WILL GET YOU ALL THE FREE DRY TIME YOU WANT

WITHOUT BREAKING THE MACHINE.

AREN'T YOU A LITTLE OLD TO BE A JUVENILE DELINQUENT?

IT'LL WORK. I JUST GOT TO TEST IT FIRST.

OH, MY GOD.

THERE'S THE OLD MAN WHO STOLE MY CLOTHES.

I BET HE'S HERE TO PULL ANOTHER HEIST.

IT MAKES ME SICK... JUST THE THOUGHT OF MY PANTS

HAVING TO SIT THROUGH "DIAGNOSIS: MURDER."

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

WELL, I'M GOING TO STAND UP TO HIM.

YOU GIVE THESE OLD PEOPLE AN INCH...

AND EVENTUALLY, THEY'LL TAKE ANOTHER ONE.

YOU PROBABLY DON'T REMEMBER ME.

SLUGS.

RIGHT. UM, LISTEN, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR YESTERDAY.

IT'S JUST THAT I WANTED TO MEET YOU SO BAD,

AND I-I WAS TRYING SO HARD TO THINK OF AN IN,

I GOT NERVOUS AND I LOST MY HEAD.

WELL, YOU COULD'VE JUST SAID HI.

HI.

HI.

WOW, THAT WAS EASY, AND NO DRYERS WERE HARMED.

WHOO-HOO! JACKPOT!

LOOK, THERE IS A GUY STEALING DETERGENT!

AH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. HE'LL COME CLEAN.

SERIOUSLY, THAT'S JUST WRONG.

CHECK ME OUT... I STILL GOT MY QUARTER.

DO YOU KNOW HIM?

NO!

MOVE ALONG, MISTER.

DON'T BRING YOUR TROUBLE OUR WAY.

Berg: WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY CLOTHES?

AHA! THIS IS MY SHIRT!

ONLY IT'S SMALL, AND WITH LONG SLEEVES!

PUNK!

AAH!

ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH!

YOU... AND YOU... OKAY, THEN.

AND YOU... GET OVER HERE!

THE LAUNDROMAT IS NOT THE PLACE FOR THIS NONSENSE.

TAKE IT TO THE BAR.

SORRY.

SORRY.

SORRY.

HEY, PETE, WE'LL MEET YOU OVER AT THE BAR.

YOU DO KNOW THOSE GUYS.

ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.

I DO... I DO KNOW THEM.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

LET'S BE HONEST.

YOU AND I... YOU KNOW WHAT... WE WORK, BUT SOONER OF LATER

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS,

AND WE CAN BOTH SEE WHERE THAT'S GOING TO END UP.

SO YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M GOING TO SAVE US BOTH A LOT OF HEARTACHE.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST LET ME WALK AWAY.

OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU GO FIRST.

YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME

I'VE EVER BEEN KICKED INTO A BAR.

THANKS AGAIN FOR HANGING OUT WITH ME.

IT MEANT A LOT,

AND, UM, I REALLY WANTED TO TALK TO YOU

ABOUT BEING IN THE WEDDING.

ME, TOO. WOW, I WASN'T THINKING CLEARLY, SO...

YEAH, I WASN'T EVEN THINKING BLURRY.

AND, UH, I TOTALLY FORGOT

MY COUSIN SPENCER DROPPED OUT OF THE WEDDING,

SO NOW THERE ARE ONLY FIVE GROOMSMEN INSTEAD OF SIX.

OH.

OH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU CAN RELAX, SHARON.

REALLY?

I AM PERFECTLY COMFORTABLE

WALKING DOWN THE AISLE ALONE.

IT'LL MAKE ME FEEL... SPECIAL,

LIKE I'M THE CENTER OF ATTENTION.

GREAT. OKAY.

THEN I SHOULD PROBABLY TELL YOU

ABOUT THE BRIDESMAID'S DRESS.

I THINK YOU'LL LIKE IT. IT'S A PUFFY, STRIPED NUMBER.

OOH, YEAH,

AND IT PROBABLY COSTS... TOO MUCH.

AND...

AND I'LL NEVER GET TO WEAR IT AGAIN,

AND THEN WITH MY JOB AT THE HOSPITAL,

I'M SURE I'M NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO HELP

WITH THE WEDDING SHOWER.

AND 15 OTHER EXCUSES

WHY I SHOULDN'T BE IN YOUR WEDDING,

EXCEPT FOR THE TRUTH.

YOU DON'T REALLY WANT ME IN IT.

YES, ASHLEY, I DO...

NO, NO, STOP IT. IT'S OKAY.

YOU DON'T HOLD PEOPLE TO DRUNKEN PROMISES.

OTHERWISE, I'D HAVE A "TAP THE ROCKIES" TATTOO

ON MY RIGHT BUTT CHEEK.

SO YOU'RE NOT MAD?

YEAH, I AM, BECAUSE ACTUALLY,

I THOUGHT WE GREW A LITTLE CLOSER LAST NIGHT.

WE DID.

NOT CLOSE ENOUGH FOR YOU TO BE HONEST WITH ME.

I'M SORRY. I JUST ASSUMED

SINCE YOU WERE SO BITTER AND ANGRY WITH EVERYONE ELSE

THAT YOU'D BE THAT WAY WITH ME.

SURPRISE!

I KNOW IT WOULD BE MUCH TOO AWKWARD

TO HAVE ME THERE WITH... CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE.

I WOULDN'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING TO RUIN YOUR SPECIAL DAY.

YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING?

I THINK YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD PERSON, ASHLEY.

YOU MEAN THAT, OR ARE YOU BUZZED FROM LAST NIGHT?

♪ DID YOU EVER KNOW THAT YOU'RE MY HERO? ♪

♪ I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW ♪

NO, I MEAN IT, AND I THINK YOU'RE FUNNY, TOO.

♪ YOU'RE EVERYTHING I WISH I COULD BE ♪

♪ I COULD BE ♪

I'M A RIOT. PEOPLE JUST THINK I'M ARROGANT.

♪ I CAN FLY HIGHER THAN AN EAGLE ♪

♪ OR A SEA GULL ♪

CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

WILL YOU BE IN MY WEDDING?

I'D LOVE TO.

YOU KNOW ME... ALWAYS A BRIDE, NEVER A BRIDESMAID.

♪ YOU ARE THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS ♪

♪ WIND BENEATH MY WINGS ♪

♪ FLY, FLY ♪

♪ SHARON, FLY ♪

♪ THANK YOU ♪

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

♪ OH, THANK GOD FOR YOU ♪

♪ THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS ♪

HEY, JOHNNY, THERE'S A QUARTER ON THE FLOOR.

DIBS!

YOU GUYS WANT TO GO?

YEAH.

I'VE BEEN SCOUTING THIS PLACE FOR FOUR DAYS NOW.

I'M NEVER GOING TO FIND MY LAUNDRY.

THE PERP'S PROBABLY FOUR STATES AWAY BY NOW.