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HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, HONEY?
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I THINK THIS BASEMENT'SREALLY
COMIN' TOGETHER.
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I MEAN, IT TOOK A
LITTLE GETTIN' USED TO,
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BUT I THINK IT'S KIND OF HOMEY.
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YEAH.
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OH, OH, OH!
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AND MAYBE LATER,
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THE GUARDS WILL GIVE US
A HALF-HOUR IN THE YARD!
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HEY, GUYS,
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IF ALL THIS Y2K HYSTERIA
TURNS OUT TO BE TRUE,
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OUR NEIGHBORHOOD
HAS AN OLD BOMB SHELTER.
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HEY, HEY, HEY, LET ME
GUESS... I'M CLEANIN' IT!
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WHAT'S GOING ON FOR NEW YEAR'S?
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SHARON WON'T TELL METHE DETAILS.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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I'M PLANNING A VERY
INTIMATE, ROMANTIC DINNER.
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SO, WHAT, 8:00, NO JEANS?
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SORRY, PETE.
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JOHNNY AND I DISCUSSED IT,
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AND AS MUCH AS WE
LOVE OUR FRIENDS,
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I WANT TO SPEND THE
LAST NIGHT OF THE CENTURY
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IN THE ARMS OF THE MAN I LOVE.
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MMM.
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WERE THESE IN THE TOILET?
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HELLO, HELLO.
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HEY, ASH. WHAT
BRINGS YOU DOWN HERE?
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CLOVEN HOOVES.
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AH, PETE...
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THE REASON PEOPLENO
LONGER BUY MISTLE TOE.
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SO, GUYS, IF YOU
DON'T HAVE PLANS,
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I AM HAVING A NEW YEAR'S PARTY.
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NOTHING HUGE,
JUST A FEW FRIENDS.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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OH, THAT'S SO SWEET,
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BUT JOHNNY AND I ARE
GONNA SPEND IT TOGETHER.
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PETE?
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WAIT A MINUTE, LET
ME GET THIS STRAIGHT...
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YOU ARE ME INVITING
TO YOUR PARTY?
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA
FILL ME WITH CANDY
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AND WHACK ME WITH
A STICK, ARE YOU?
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NO, IT'S THE NEW YEAR,
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AND MY RESOLUTION IS TO BE A
MORE COMPASSIONATE PERSON
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AND GET ALONG WITH
THOSE AROUND ME.
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OH, MY GOD, THE WORLD
REALLY IS GONNA END!
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HELLO, BERG.
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HEY, ASHLEY, HOW YA DO...
WHAT'S THAT SMILE ABOUT?
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WHAT DID YOU DO TO PETE?
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NOTHING.
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LOOK, IT'S THE NEW YEAR, SO...
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WHY DON'T WE JUST
WIPE THE SLATE CLEAN
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AND TRY AND BE KIND AND
FRIENDLY TO EACH OTHER?
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CAN WE DO THAT?
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YOU KNOW WHAT, ASH?
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I'D LOVE TO BE FRIENDS.
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GREAT. WELL, I AM HAVING
A NEW YEAR'S PARTY.
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JUST SOME PEOPLE,
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CHEAP CHAMPAGNE, KARAOKE,
AND YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE TO COME.
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SOUNDS GREAT, BUT
I CAN'T. I'M ON DUTY.
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YES!
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SORRY, THAT WAS JUST
A HOLD OVER FROM 1999.
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HELLO, DR. WALKER.
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OH!
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HI, DR. VAMESSEY!
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SO, WHAT DID YOU... WHAT
DID YOU DO FOR CHRISTMAS?
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I WORKED.
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YES, I SPENT THE HOLIEST
NIGHT OF THE YEAR
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TREATING A WISE MAN WHO
ATTACHED HIS BEARD WITH CRAZY GLUE.
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WHAT YOU DID DO?
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OH, I, UM, I WENT HOME
TO VISIT MY FAMILY.
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THAT SOUNDS NICE.
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WELL, GREAT, NEXT
YEAR I'LL SEND YOU.
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SO, UM, SO, HEY, WHAT ARE YOU...
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
FOR NEW YEAR'S?
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NOTHING. I PUT MY NAME
ON THE LIST FOR E.R.
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OH, HEY, HEY! YOU
SHOULD COME TO MY PARTY.
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I MEAN, IT'S NOTHING
MUCH, BUT, YOU KNOW,
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I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU
OUT OF YOUR SCRUBS.
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I-I MEAN... I MEAN
I-I-IN OTHER CLOTHES...
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I-I-IN NORMAL CLOTHES.
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JUST... JUST COME.
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PETE! WHAT A TREAT!
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I WAS EXPECTING PIZZA,
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BUT HERE'S SOMETHING
EVEN MORE DE-LICIOUS.
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LISTEN, UM...
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IRENE, I-I WANT TO
DO SOMETHIN' NICE,
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BUT, HONESTLY, I'M AFRAID.
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OH... OH, PETE DUNVILLE,
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THE ONLY THING YOU SHOULD
BE AFRAID OF IS KRYPTONITE.
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RIGHT, WELL, LISTEN, UM,
THERE'S THIS PARTY UPSTAIRS,
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AND YOU'RE PROBABLY
GONNA HEAR ABOUT IT,
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SO I WAS WONDERIN'
IF YOU'D LIKE TO...
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BE YOUR DATE!
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NOT MY DATE.
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NOT MY DATE,
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BUT IF YOU WANTED
TO COME WITH ME, AND...
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AND KISS YOU AT MIDNIGHT.
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NO, SEE, THAT'S THE
THING I'M AFRAID OF.
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ALL RIGHT, LOOK, IRENE,
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I DON'T WANT YOU LEFT OUT
ON NEW YEAR'S EVE, OKAY?
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SO, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO COME
WITH ME TO ASHLEY'S PARTY,
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PROVIDED... CALM DOWN.
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PROVIDED YOU CAN ACT
LIKE NORMAL PERSONA
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FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS.
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OH, PETE DUNVILLE,
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I AM ON CLOUD 99 THAT
YOU ARE ASKING ME
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TO BE YOUR ESCORT ON THE
EVE OF A NEW AND GRAND ERA!
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I AM NOT ONLY HONORED...
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I'M UP TO THE TASK!
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OKAY, RIGHT THERE. NONE OF THAT.
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OKEY-DOKEY, ARTICHOKEY.
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AND NO RHYMING. CAN DO.
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OH, KITTY BUM-BUM WAS HAVING A
PARTY FOR THE REST OF THE CATS.
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OH, WELL, I'LL JUST
SLIP OUT QUIETLY.
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REMEMBER THE
BUZZWORD... "NORMAL."
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MR. GOULET.
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YES.
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OH, MY GOD, IT IS YOU.
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YOU SOUND SURPRISED.
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HAVE YOU BEEN
MISPLACING PATIENTS?
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NO, IT'S JUST THAT WE'VE HAD
FOUR TOM JONESES THIS MONTH,
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AND NOT ONE OF THEM
HAVE PANNED OUT.
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SO, WHAT SEEMS
TO BE THE TROUBLE?
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THE MAGAZINES HERE SUCK.
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OH, THAT'S A
CHILDREN'S MAGAZINE.
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I KNOW. IT SUCKS.
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HEY, THAT'S MY MAGAZINE!
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SHE'LL MAKE A GREAT
EX-WIFE SOMEDAY.
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MR. GOULET, WE KNOW YOU DIDN'T
COME HERE FOR THE MAGAZINES.
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YEAH, I'VE HAD AN EARACHE
THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS,
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AND LAST NIGHT ON THE
STAGE, I FELT A LITTLE DIZZY.
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WELL, LET'S HAVE
A LOOK, SHALL WE?
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OKAY, SAY "AH."
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♪ AH ♪
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WELL, I'M NOT SURE, BUTI'LL
CHECK WITH MY ATTENDING.
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IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU
HAVE AN INNER-EAR INFECTION.
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THEY'RE GONNA
GIVE YO SOME DROPS.
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YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO
KEEP IT WARM, AND NO FLYING.
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YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING, DOC.
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I'M ON A FLIGHT TO
LAS VEGAS TONIGHT.
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I'M PERFORMING NEW YEAR'S EVE.
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DOC, WE HAVE A
SUPERSTITION IN MY BUSINESS...
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YOU TO PERFORM
NEW YEAR'S EVE HAVE
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OR ELSE YOU'RE THROUGH.
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WELL, IF YOU JUST WANT
TO SING, YOU KNOW...
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MY FRIEND'S HAVING A PARTY.
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WOULD IT BE AT A CASINO
WITH A 200-FOOT STAGE
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AND 60 TOPLESS DANCERS?
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NO.
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IT WOULD BE IN A SMALL APARTMENT
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WITH BORING PEOPLE
AND A KARAOKE MACHINE.
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REALLY?!
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I LOVE KARAOKE!
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WOW. THE BATHROOM IS
SO LUXURIOUS TO ME NOW.
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IT HAS A DOOR AND EVERYTHING.
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I FEEL LIKE I JUST
HAD A DAY AT THE SPA.
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COME IN!
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HEY, IS BERG HERE? HE
ASKED ME TO STOP BY.
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NOT YET. I'M BRINGIN'SOMEONE
TO THE PARTY.
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IS THAT OKAY?
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SURE, IF YOU CAN
AFFORD TO PAY HER
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ALL THE WAY THROUGH MIDNIGHT.
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HE'S TAKIN' IRENE.
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I BET SHE WEARS A DIAPER
AND COMES AS BABY NEW YEAR.
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N-N-N-NO, IT'LL BE
SOMETHING MORE SUBTLE.
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SHE'LL PROBABLY
BATHE HERSELF IN URINE,
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PUT CHEWING GUM ON HER
HEAD, AND COME AS TIMES SQUARE.
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COME ON.
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SHE WOULDN'T DO THAT.
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WOULD SHE?
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I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.
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I MEAN, UNLESS ONE OF HER
CATS TALKS HER OUT OF IT.
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HELLO, PEOPLE.
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HEY, BERG, I GOT YOUR MESSAGE.
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WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU
COULDN'T LEAVE IT ON MY MACHINE?
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I TALKED ONE OF MY PATIENTS
INTO COMING TO YOUR PARTY.
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HE'S AGREED TO ENTERTAIN.
YOU CAN THANK ME LATER.
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IT'S ROBERT GOULET.
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ROBERT GOULET?
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ROBERTO GOULET!
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DID YOU HEAR THAT?
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WE GET TO SPEND NEW YEAR'S
EVE WITH ROBERT GOULET!
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IN THE BUILDING,
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WHILE WE'RE DOWN IN THE
BASEMENT HAVIN' OUR SPECIAL EVENING!
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WOULD YOU RATHER
SEE ROBERT GOULET
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THAN SPEND TIME ALONE WITH ME?
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IF YOU DO.
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I DON'T. THEN NEITHER DO I.
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HEY, I GET TO COME TO
THE PARTY AFTER ALL.
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OH, WELL, YOU SHOULD
PROBABLY KNOW... I HAVE A DATE.
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OH, IT WON'T BOTHER ME.
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I MEAN, I'M BRINGIN'
BOBBY GOULET.
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HOOO! HOW'D YOU GET OFF WORK?
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OH, I TRADED SHIFTS
WITH THAT BRITISH GUY,
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DR. VAMESSEY.
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WHAT?! YOU JERK!
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WHAT DID I DO?
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YOU SAW ME INVITING
DR. VAMESSEY,
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AND THEN YOU SWITCHED WITH HIM!
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WE WERE SUPPOSED TO
BE NICE TO EACH OTHER,
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AND YOU COULDN'T
EVEN LAST ONE DAY!
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WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, BERG,
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YOU'VE MANAGED TO RUIN
TWO CENTURIES FOR ME!
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I SWEAR, I DIDN'T KNOW!
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OH, MY GOD.
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I SEEN HAVE GUM IN IRENE'S HAIR.
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NOPE. NOPE.
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HEY... EVEN THE TELETUBBIES
HAVE A NEW YEAR'S SPECIA.
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BERG, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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GET IN THE SHOWER
AND GET DRESSED.
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IF I GO TO THE PARTY,
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ASHLEY AND I ARE JUST GONNA
TAKE SHOTS AT EACH OTHER.
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I'M NOT GONNA START THE NEW
YEAR WITH THE SAME BAD PATTERNS.
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WELL, IF YOU'RE NOT
GOING, I'M NOT GOING.
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AS YOUR BEST FRIEND, MY
PLACE IS RIGHT HERE WITH YOU.
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SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT IRENE?
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WHAT WAS I THINKING?!
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AW, GOD, BERG,
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I'M NOT CUT OUTTO
BE A GOOD PERSON.
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YEAH, THAT'S WHY THE
LORD GAVE US GOOD LOOKS.
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THAT'S HER. WHAT
DO YOU WANNA DO?
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I DON'T KNOW, M-MAKE
UP AN EXCUSE OKAY.
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OH, BERG, MAKE IT BELIEVABLE.
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AND DON'T HURT HER FEELINGS.
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WAIT, BERG!
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MAKE ME LOOK GOOD.
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HEY, PETE. HIDE.
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IRENE... GOOD EVENING, BERG.
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IS PETER READY?
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DAMN.
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PETE?
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I THINK YOU'RE GONNA
WANT TO TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
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YOU SURE?
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PRETTY SURE.
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WHOO...
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BERG... HOW LONG
WAS I UNCONSCIOUS?
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WOW!
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IRENE, I-IS THAT YOU?
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YOU... YOU LOOK AMAZING.
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OH, KITTY BUM-BUM
SAID THE SAME THING.
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OKAY, IT'S YOU.
241
00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:22,714
THANKS. SHALL WE GO?
242
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YEAH.
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BERG... GO! GO!
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HAVE FUN. HAPPY NEW YEAR.
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YOU SURE?
246
00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:31,555
YEAH, I'LL BE FINE.I'M
GONNA HAVE A GREAT TIME.
247
00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:33,024
ALL RIGHT.
248
00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:37,061
I'M GONNA CRASH
KITTY BUM-BUM'S PARTY.
249
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UH-OH!
250
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GOOD EVENING.
251
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IRENE?
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00:11:56,916 --> 00:12:00,651
WOW, YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING
DIFFERENT WITH YOUR...
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SELF.
254
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:04,622
WELL, YES, AND I HAVE
A DATE FOR NEW YEAR'S.
255
00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:06,157
AND YOU?
256
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,330
HELLO, IRENE!
257
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EXCUSE ME, IS THIS,
UH, IS THIS THE PARTY?
258
00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:22,517
OH, YES, IT IS.
259
00:12:22,541 --> 00:12:24,941
OH, PLEASE, MR. GOULET, COME IN.
260
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:31,415
I'VE HAD MORE
PEOPLE IN MY BATHTUB.
261
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:37,121
OH... GOSH, I-I'M SORRY
THE PARTY'S SO SMALL.
262
00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:39,490
NO, NO, NO, THAT
DOESN'T BOTHER ME...
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00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:41,993
5 PEOPLE OR 5,000.
264
00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:44,896
LET'S CRANK UP THAT
OLD KARAOKE MACHINE,
265
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:47,331
'CAUSE YOUR DADDY
IS READY TO SING.
266
00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:57,275
SHARON... I CAN HEAR HIM!
267
00:12:57,310 --> 00:13:00,178
I CAN'T BELIEVE ROBERT
GOULET IS SINGIN' IN MY PIPES!
268
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,824
Sharon: THAT'S GREAT, BABY!
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00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:04,193
ARE YOU READY FOR
SURPRISE NUMBER ONE?!
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UH-HUH. SURE, HONEY.
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HEY!
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TRYING TO BE SEXY HERE
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AND DOING A GREAT JOB, HONEY.
274
00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:28,505
AH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
275
00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:34,423
OH, OH, MRS. OLSEN, I'M SORRY
276
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:36,058
ARE WE MAKING TOO MUCH NOISE?
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00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:38,382
ROBERT GOULET IS
NOT NOISE, YOUNG LADY.
278
00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:41,319
GOULET AND I ON A
TOUR BUS, THAT'S NOISE.
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HEY, BOB!
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REMEMBER ME?
281
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,792
HEY, ASH, THIS PARTY'S
TURNING OUT TO BE PRETTY GOOD.
282
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,828
I'M GLAD YOU'RE
HAVING A GOOD TIME.
283
00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:53,331
I DON'T KNOW ANYONE HERE,
AND I DON'T HAVE A DATE.
284
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:55,477
ANY OPPORTUNITY HE CAN
FIND TO MAKE ME MISERABLE,
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HE TAKES IT.
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AWW. YOU'RE RUNNIN' LOW ON BEER.
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00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,841
HEY, I HAVE YOUR PUNCH, IRENE.
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00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:06,844
IRENE?
289
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,312
OH, I'M SORRY, PETE.
290
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:12,316
THERE IS JUST SOMETHING
HYPNOTIC ABOUT THIS MUSIC MAN.
291
00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:17,221
OH, HE TOUCHES THE
WOMAN INSIDE OF ME.
292
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,690
HIS WORDS SPEAK TO MY SOUL.
293
00:14:19,725 --> 00:14:23,494
HE JUST SANG "CARWASH."
294
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:27,164
NOT NOW, PETE. I'M
STILL FEELING GOULET.
295
00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:34,038
OH, EXCUSE ME.
296
00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:36,908
WERE YOU JUST IN APARTMENT
"E"? DID YOU SEE MR. GOULET?
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00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:38,675
YES, AND I'M COMIN' RIGHT BACK.
298
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,151
IT AIN'T GOULET WITHOUT
A JACK AND SEVEN.
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JOHNNY!
300
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,386
HEY, KEEP IT DOWN, GOULET!
301
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,888
WE'RE TRYIN' TO HAVEA
ROMANTIC EVENING DOWN HERE!
302
00:14:53,592 --> 00:14:56,060
YOU'RE OUT HERE TRYING
TO LISTEN TO ROBERT GOULET.
303
00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:58,129
WHAT IS WITH YOU
AND ROBERT GOULET?!
304
00:14:58,164 --> 00:15:00,398
YOU'RE LIKE A FREAK
FOR ROBERT GOULET!
305
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,199
OKAY, OKAY, LOOK,
306
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:05,903
MY GRANDFATHER USED TO
PLAY ALL THE TIME HIS RECORDS
307
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:08,839
AND HE WOULD SING ALONG
AND I'D FALL ASLEEP ON HIS LAP.
308
00:15:08,874 --> 00:15:10,908
AND YOU KNOW WHAT, SWEETIE?
309
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:15,179
I NEVER FELT SO
SAFE... AND SO LOVED.
310
00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:17,915
AND SOMEHOW, HEARING
ROBERT GOULET SING,
311
00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:21,652
IT JUST... BRINGS MY
GRANDFATHER A LITTLE BIT CLOSER.
312
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,987
YOUR GRANDFATHER
MOVED TO FLORIDA
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00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:27,691
WITH HIS HOME HEALTHCARE WORKER.
314
00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:32,996
OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
315
00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:35,166
I'M GOING TO TAKE
A BREAK RIGHT NOW.
316
00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:37,435
UH, DON'T FORGET TO
TIP YOUR WAITRESSES.
317
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,503
MR. GOULET, I WAS
A WAITRESS ONCE.
318
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,472
DO YOU HAVE A TIP FOR ME?
319
00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:43,942
YES. WATCH OUT FOR OLDER MEN.
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00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:47,979
OH, MR. GOULET!
321
00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:52,383
CALL ME BOB GOULET.
322
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:55,186
OH, IT IS YOU!
323
00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:56,754
EXCUSE ME?
324
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,323
WE TAKE THE SAME TRAIN.
325
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,959
YOU SMILED AT ME ONCE,
BUT I WAS TOO SHY TO SAY "HI."
326
00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:02,460
BUT I MADE THE RESOLUTION
327
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:05,029
TO NOT LET
OPPORTUNITIES SLIP AWAY.
328
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,831
OH, THAT'S NICE.
329
00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:09,400
WOULD YOU EXCUSE
ME? I HAVE TO SLIP AWAY
330
00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:13,282
I DON'T REALLY MISS THE
AUDIENCES THAT MUCH.
331
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,184
YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY MISS?
332
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,586
AND I DON'T SHARE
THIS WITH EVERYONE...
333
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:21,379
I AM YOUR SAFE
HARBOR, BOB GOULET.
334
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,681
I REALLY MISS MY CATS.
335
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:25,649
ALL SEVEN OF THEM.
336
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:26,917
OH, GOODY.
337
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:30,654
BETWEEN US, WE
HAVE ALMOST 50 CATS!
338
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,556
OKAY.
339
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:35,793
YOU'RE NOT, UH,
MOVING IN ON MY DATE,
340
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,161
ARE YOU, MR. GOULET?
341
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:38,729
YES, I AM.
342
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,133
OH! HEY!
343
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,469
DR. VAMESSEY.
344
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,670
UM, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE?
345
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,617
ABOUT 20 MINUTES. GREAT PARTY!
346
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,586
I CAME AS SOON AS I FOUND
OUT ROBERT GOULET WAS HERE!
347
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,776
WOW. WHO TOLD YOU?
348
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:55,157
BERGEN. HE SHOWED
UP AT THE HOSPITAL,
349
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,792
INSISTED ON TAKING MY SHIFT.
350
00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:57,982
REALLY?
351
00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:00,062
YEAH. HE REALLY IS A GREAT GUY
352
00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:03,454
YEAH. YEAH, SOMETIMES
HE, UM, SURPRISES YOU.
353
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:07,058
SO, HEY, ARE YOU GONNA
STICK AROUND FOR A WHILE?
354
00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:08,337
ABSOLUTELY.
355
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,373
GOULET AND I ARE ON THE LIST
356
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:12,877
TO SING THE TOMATO,
"TOMAHTO" SONG.
357
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:21,539
NOW, THE NEXT TIME WE
OPEN A CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE,
358
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:22,751
WHAT DO WE DO?
359
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:26,244
WE POINT IT AWAY FROM OUR FACE.
360
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:30,581
HELLO, BERG.
361
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:32,450
HEY, ASHLEY. HOW'S THE PARTY?
362
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,430
IT'S GREAT. GOULET'S A BIG HIT.
363
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:35,986
BOBBY GOULET!
364
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:38,300
LISTEN, I WANTED TO THANK YOU
365
00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:41,659
FOR HOLDING UP YOUR
END OF THE RESOLUTION,
366
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:44,895
AND TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE WHOLE
DR. VAMESSEY MISUNDERSTANDING.
367
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:47,109
I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN
YOU MORE CREDIT.
368
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:49,767
OH, WELL, THANK YOU.
369
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,502
NO, NO, THANK YOU.
370
00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:55,406
IT'S NICE TO SEE THAT WE
CAN REALLY JUST BE FRIENDS.
371
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,841
SO... HAPPY NEW YEAR.
372
00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:58,909
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
373
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:04,348
JOHNNY?
374
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:07,017
I'M IN THE BATHROOM,
HONEY. JUST A MINUTE.
375
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:08,219
OKAY.
376
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:13,124
Come on, come on, come
on! Hurry, hurry, hurry!
377
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:21,499
WOW, THIS REMINDS ME OF
CUTTING THROUGH THE KITCHEN
378
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,201
AT THE SANDS.
379
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:26,670
Johnny: SHARON, HONEY,
I'M REALLY SORRY.
380
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,451
NO, BABY, THE POINT
OF THIS WHOLE NIGHT
381
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:30,586
SHOULD BE THAT WE
BOTH HAVE A GOOD TIME,
382
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,176
AND IT'S ONE WE'LL
ALWAYS REMEMBER.
383
00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:33,989
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING.
384
00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:35,179
Okay, okay, okay,
385
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,847
When he comes
out, you start singing.
386
00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:38,449
Johnny: HERE I COME!
387
00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:46,757
WHA... YAH!
388
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:54,332
♪ IF EVER I WOULD LEAVE YOU ♪
389
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:58,936
♪ IT WOULDN'T BE IN SUMMER ♪
390
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:02,306
♪ SEEING YOU IN SUMMER ♪
391
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:06,010
♪ I NEVER WOULD GO... ♪
392
00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:08,879
THAT WAS SOME HUG.
393
00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:11,815
WHAT IT IS WITH US?
394
00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:14,752
WE EITHER FIGH TOR WE HAVE SEX.
395
00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:17,888
YEAH. WE OUGHT TO FIND
SOME MIDDLE GROUND.
396
00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:20,891
WELL, THAT COULD BEOUR
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION.
397
00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:24,262
GREAT.
398
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:27,398
CAN YOU... GET MY
CLOTHES FOR ME?
399
00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:30,134
I NEED TO GET BACK TO MY DATE.
400
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:34,138
All: SIX! FIVE!
401
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,174
FOUR!
402
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,307
THREE!
403
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,975
TWO.
404
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,311
ONE.
405
00:19:42,948 --> 00:19:46,184
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
406
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:48,739
THIS CENTURY'S GONNA SUCK.
407
00:19:57,463 --> 00:19:59,764
♪ YOU SAY "EITHER" ♪
408
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,799
♪ AND I SAY "EY-THER" ♪
409
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,834
♪ YOU SAY "NEITHER" ♪
410
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:06,070
♪ AND I SAY "NY-THER" ♪
411
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:07,071
♪ EITHER ♪
412
00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:08,072
♪ "EY-THER" ♪
413
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:09,139
♪ NEITHER ♪
414
00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:10,407
♪ "NY-THER" ♪
415
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:14,244
♪ LET'S CALL THE
WHOLE THING OFF ♪
416
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,146
♪ YOU SAY "POTATO"
417
00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:18,182
♪ AND I SAY "POTAHTO" ♪
418
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,884
♪ YOU SAY "TOMATO" ♪
419
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,385
♪ AND I SAY "TOMAHTO" ♪
420
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:22,420
♪ POTATO ♪
421
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:23,420
♪ "POTAHTO" ♪
422
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:24,456
♪ TOMATO ♪
423
00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:25,490
♪ "TOMAHTO" ♪
424
00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:26,524
♪ LET'S CALL... ♪
425
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,158
HOLD IT! HOLD IT!
426
00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:30,828
WHAT?
427
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:34,031
I'M SUPPOSED TO SING WITH HIM!
428
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:36,834
YOU KNOW WHAT?
429
00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:39,269
YOU'VE BEEN HOGGIN' THE
MACHINE ALL NIGHT, GOULET!
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