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OKAY, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT...

$85 FOR A SWEATER.

SWEATER? WHAT SWEATER?

OH, RIGHT, I BOUGHT THAT FOR YOU.

FROM yougogal.com?

JOHNNY, IT'S A STUPID SWEATER.

GET OVER IT. I DON'T EVEN WEAR IT.

I JUST MET THE MOST CHARMING MAN ON THE TRAIN.

HE WAS STANDING VERY CLOSE TO ME.

THE SMELL OF GIN AND POLISH SAUSAGE

WAS INVIGORATING.

AND JUST ABOUT THE TIME HE STARTED

"ACCIDENTALLY" RUBBING UP AGAINST ME,

I KNEW I HAD TO HAVE HIM.

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SHOUT,

"SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH ME,"

WHEN A POLICEMAN GOT ON THE TRAIN

AND SCARED HIM AWAY. DAMN THE LAW.

WELL, ASHLEY, WE HAVE SOME GREAT NEWS.

OH, YEAH. JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT COULDN'T HAPPEN,

JOHNNY GOT CHEAPER.

OKAY, THAT'S NOT QUITE IT.

WE CAN'T AFFORD THIS PLACE ON MY SALARY.

WE'VE BEEN GIVEN A GREAT OPPORTUNITY

TO LIVE RENT FREE.

IN THE BASEMENT. ISN'T THAT EXCITING?

YOU KNOW THE BASEMENT, DON'T YOU?

THE FLOOR JUST ABOVE HELL?

WHY IS IT RENT FREE?

BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO BE THE NEW SúPER INTENDENTS.

I DON'T MIND US LIVING IN THE BASEMENT.

OH, ASHLEY, THAT IS SO NICE.

TELL HER WHY THAT WON'T WORK, HONEY.

WELL, YOU SEE, IT'S ONLY A STUDIO APARTMENT,

SO THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE ENOUGH ROOM FOR YOU.

SEE, SHARON STILL HASN'T FOUND A JOB,

AND SHE'S WORKING THROUGH THIS DIFFICULT PERIOD BY SHOPPING.

GREAT. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

I ONLY HAVE A MONTH TO FIND AN APARTMENT.

ACTUALLY, IT HAS TO BE THIS WEEKEND,

OTHERWISE THEY'RE GOING TO GIVE THE SUPER'S JOB

TO SOMEONE ELSE AND WE'LL LOSE THE BASEMENT.

WE COULDN'T HAVE THAT.

YOU KNOW HOW WE LOVE TO LOOK OUT THE WINDOW

AND ANKLE-WATCH.

"AS LONG AS BIG IM OPEN, LET'S TAKE OUT A KIDNEY. BIG LAUGHS".

YOU KNOW, THERE'S A RUMOR GOING AROUND THE HOSPITAL

THAT YOU AND ASHLEY HAVE BROKEN UP.

THAT'S NOT SO MUCH A RUMOR

AS IT IS A FLIER I HAD PRINTED UP AT KINKO'S.

MAYBE I COULD GIVE YOU MY NUMBER

AND WE COULD GO OUT SOMETIME.

WE'RE FROM SUCH DIFFERENT WORLDS,

ME BEING A MAN, YOU BEING A WOMAN.

OH, WHAT THE HELL? LET THEM JUDGE US.

ASHLEY STILL LIVES HERE?

YEAH, BUT SHE LIVES WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE NOW.

HI, BERG. HI.

GOSH, IS IT WEDNESDAY ALREADY?

HE ALWAYS BRINGS A NURSE HOME ON WEDNESDAYS.

HE'S SO PREDICTABLE.

DON'T LISTEN TO HER. I HATE YOU. YOU LOVE ME.

SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP.

SO I HAVE A REAL FEELING ABOUT US.

OKAY. ARE YOU NUTS?

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GETHER NUMBER FOR DAYS.

DON'T YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO WAIT 21 DAYS

BEFORE TROLLING AROUND FOR NEW PHONE NUMBERS?

WAS THAT IN THE APRIL ISSUE OF SASSY?

'CAUSE I DIDN'T GET THAT ONE.

THANK YOU FOR MAKING IT THAT MUCH EASIER

FOR ME TO GET OVER YOU.

HEY, YOU TWO SNOW LEOPARDS.

YOU BETTER GET INSIDE BEFORE YOU CATCH COLD.

THAT'D BE A BAD WAY TO START THE NEW MINNELLIUM.

I MEAN MILLENNIUM.

ISN'T THAT A HARD WORD TO SAY?

IT'S LIKE CIMMANON.

OH, CHEESE AND WHISKERS, I'VE DONE IT AGAIN.

OKAY, WELL, RUN ALONG, LITTLE PERSON.

OKAY. OKAY.

NOT YOU.

KNOCK, KNOCK!

KNOCKETY-KNOCK, KNOCK.

DING-DONG.

DING-DONG... DONG-DONG... DONG.

I'M HERE!

OKAY, I WAS JUST WALKING BY, AND I THOUGHT,

"WHO DO I KNOW THAT WOULD WANT TO HELP ME

PUT TOGETHER MY BRAND-NEW KITTY HOTEL?"

WHO'D YOU COME UP WITH?

YOU, YOU GOOSE ON THE LOOSE.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN'T.

IRENE, I'M ALLERGIC TO CATS.

OH. THAT'S TOO BAD.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST READ ME THE INSTRUCTIONS

FROM THE HALL?

THAT SOUNDS GOOD, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M DYSLEXIC.

I MADE ROCK CANDY.

AND I HAVE ADULT DIABETES.

PETER DUNVILLE, ARE YOU TRYING TO AVOID ME?

NO. NO, NO, NO.

YOU COULDN'T BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH...

BABY RUTH.

OH, PETE, YOU'RE PLAYING!

YAY.

HERE ARE THE INSTRUCTIONS.

I'LL CALL YOU, AND YOU CAN DESCRIBE THE PICTURES TO ME.

OKAY. I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOUR CALL.

AT O'MALLEY'S.

BUT... WE'RE... BROKEN UP.

AND OF ALL THE WOMEN AT WORK,

WHY MUST IT BE NURSE "NEVER SAY NO"?

FOR GOD'S SAKE,

YOU JUST ANSWERED YOUR OWN QUESTION.

HEY, ASHLEY. DROP DEAD.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

SHE CAME OUTSIDE WHILE I WAS GETTING

A NURSE'S PHONE NUMBER AND THEN STARTS

THROWING AROUND SOME BOGUS POST-DATING RULE.

THE 21-DAY WAITING PERIOD?

IS THERE SOME BREAKUP NEWSLETTER I'M NOT GETTING?

IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR PETE DUNVILLE,

HE'S NOT HOME.

WELL, AT LEAST HE'S NOT ANSWERING HIS PHONE.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT, LADY. I JUST GOT A PACKAGE FOR HIM.

SAY NO MORE, DELIVERYMAN.

I'LL HOLD IT HERE UNTIL HE HAS TO COME GET IT.

DON'T YOU WORRY.

I DIDN'T WORRY WHEN I DROPPED IT IN THE PUDDLE.

YOU THINK I'M GOING TO WORRY NOW?

HI, IRENE.

YOU GETTING A LITTLE PACKAGE THERE?

NO.

I MEAN, YES.

I SAID NO, MEANT YES.

OKAY, WELL, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

HEY, IRENE.

IF THERE'S A HEAD IN THAT BOX, I'M TELLING.

THERE'S NO WAY ALL THIS

IS GOING TO FIT INTO THAT STUDIO APARTMENT.

SHARON, DON'T BE SO NEGATIVE.

OH, I'M SORRY.

I DON'T MEAN TO BE NEGATIVE,

AND THEN I REMEMBER THAT I'M GOING TO BE LIVING

IN A BASEMENT WITH A JANITOR!

OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

EVERYONE LAUGHS UNTIL ONE OF US MAKES IT,

LIKE SCHNEIDER.

HEY, GUYS, IS ASHLEY HERE?

SHE'S IN HER BEDROOM.

YOU WANT TO BUY A TOASTER?

I HAVE A TOASTER.

YES, AND TO BE HONEST WITH YOU,

I'VE NEVER BEEN THAT IMPRESSED WITH IT.

THIS BABY'S A 4-SLICER.

GEE, I DON'T KNOW. I DO ENTERTAIN A LOT

AND MY GUESTS OFTEN ASK FOR FOUR PIECES OF TOAST...

MMM, BUT NO. BETTER NOT.

DON'T WANT TO SEEM "SHOWY."

HEY, BERG. IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

NO, I DON'T MEAN THAT.

I THOUGHT I COULD SAY IT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE.

LISTEN, ASHLEY. LOOK.

I'VE GIVEN WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT DATING

A LOT OF CONSIDERATION,

AND I'VE DECIDED I'M COMPLETELY RIGHT.

JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW BEFORE YOU MOVE.

WELL, THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU

BUT I'M NOT MOVING.

WHAT?

I TALKED TO THE BUILDING OWNER,

AND HE HAS AGREED TO LET ME SUBLET THE APARTMENT

SO AS ALWAYS, BERG, YOU WILL BE BENEATH ME.

SHARON, WOULD YOU PLEASE GO GET MY BOX FROM IRENE?

I AM LIVING IN A BASEMENT!

JOHNNY, PLEASE?

MY DAD TOLD ME NEVER TO MESS WITH ANOTHER MAN'S STALKER.

BERG.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST GOASK HER FOR THE PACKAGE?

SHE ALWAYS TAKES IT THE WRONG WAY.

LAST WEEK I HELD THE DOOR OPEN FOR HER,

SHE NAMED THREE OF HER CATS AFTER ME...

PETE, PETEY, AND PEDRO.

YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S BE HONEST.

LOOK, SHE WANTS ME.

DAMN THIS RICKY MARTIN FACE!

I'LL GET THE PACKAGE.

WHOA, BERG. WE'RE JUST ABOUT TO TAKE

ALL THIS STUFF DOWNSTAIRS.

AND MY FRIEND'S WITHOUT A PACKAGE.

OH, HI, BERG. COME ON IN.

THANKS, BUT I CAN'T. PETE'S ALLERGIC TO CATS.

YEAH, ME, TOO.

I TAKE LOTS OF PILLS, THOUGH.

YEAH... I FIGURED.

LISTEN, I REALLY NEED TO GETTHAT PACKAGE FOR PETE.

BUM-BUM, GET DOWN!

CAN YOU BELIEVE HIM? I BUILD HIM A HOTEL,

AND ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS HANG FROM THE CURTAINS.

OH, HE'S PROBABLY JUST TRYING TO SIGNAL OUTSIDE FOR HELP.

ANYWAY, THE PACKAGE?

OH, NO CAN DO, 6'2".

THE DELIVERYMAN SAID TO ONLY GIVE IT TO PETE,

AND YOU'RE NOT PETE, ARE YOU?

MR. JEEBERS, NO! GET OFF HER!

HONESTLY, HE'S INSATIABLE.

RUN, JUST RUN.

CAREFUL.

HEY, YOU DIDN'T GET MY PACKAGE FROM IRENE.

WELL, I TRIED,

BUT IT'S BEHIND THE CONCIERGE DESK

AT THE KITTY HOTEL.

HEY, ASH, WHAT'S GOING ON

I AM MOVING INTO MY NEW APARTMENT.

JUST GOT ALL OF MY STUFF OUT OF STORAGE.

APPARENTLY, YOU STORED HIM NEXT TO YOUR AB-ROLLER.

OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. STOP THE MOVE.

PUT EVERYTHING BACK.

I WAS PACKING YOUR FILES,

AND I FOUND THIS BANK STATEMENT.

YOU GOT $23,000 IN A MUTUAL FUND.

SHARON, THAT'S MY LIFE SAVINGS.

YEAH, AND IT'S SAVING OUR LIVES.

WE'RE STAYING UPSTAIRS.

NO, WE'RE NOT. WE'RE MOVING DOWNSTAIRS.

BABY, OUR ROOM'S STILL AVAILABLE.

OOH, ACTUALLY, IT'S NOT.

VICTOR'S NOT ONLY HELPING ME MOVE,

HE'S ALSO MY NEW ROOMMATE.

Victor: ALOHA, NEIGHBORS.

HER ROOMMATE?

DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT GUY?

I BET HE CAN GET MY PACKAGE FROM IRENE.

CAN YOU BELIEVE ASHLEY?

I MEAN, WHY DON'T IJUST MOVE A SUPERMODEL

INTO MY APARTMENT?

I THINK THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION

WOULD ONLY HURT YOUR FEELINGS.

COULD YOU GUYS EXCUSE US, PLEASE?

I'M GOING TO KILL JOHNNY

AND I DON'T WANT ANY WITNESSES.

I'M GOING TO GO UP AND TALK TO ASHLEY.

IF VICTOR HAS A PROBLEM...

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

HEY, YOU DON'T THINK HE'LL HAVE A PROBLEM, DO YOU?

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.

WE HAVE $23,000, AND WE'RE MOVING HERE.

COME ON, THIS IS GREAT. LOOK AT THIS. HEY.

HUH? WE GOT A MURPHY BED.

AND THERE'S THE BATHROOM.

WOW. THIS IS GREAT.

AND LOOK AT THE TOILET.

IT'S LIKE A LITTLEPATIO FOUNTAIN.

WE AGREED TO LIVE DOWN HERE.

YEAH, BUT THAT WAS BEFORE

I FOUND YOUR FILE MARKED "I'M RICH."

FOR THE LAST SIX MONTHS,

I HAVE BEEN PAYING THE BILLSIN OUR APARTMENT.

I WANTED TO HELP. YOU WOULDN'T LET ME.

I WAS MAKING A LOT OF MONEY,

AND NOW I'M NOT, YOU HAVE THE MONEY,

SO WHY WON'T YOU PAY?

I'VE BEEN SAVING THAT MONEY MY ENTIRE LIFE.

THAT IS MY NEST EGG.

SO YOU HAVE IT WHEN YOU NEED IT, LIKE NOW.

WE HAVE A PLACE TO STAY.

SO DO CONVICTS,

BUT IF THEY HAD 23,000 SMOKES,

THEY'D BUY THEIR WAY OUT.

YOU KNOW WHAT, JOHNNY? YOU JUST STAY HERE

BECAUSE I AM MOVING BACK UPSTAIRS.

OH, OH, GOD, YES. THAT'S WONDERFUL, VICTOR.

YOU KNOW, MY OLD BOYFRIEND USED TO GIVE ME MASSAGES,

BUT I COULD BARELY FEEL THEM.

HE WAS SO WEAK AND SCRAWNY.

OH, HELLO, FELLAS.

I THINK YOU KNOW MY NEW ROOMMATE...

PROFESSIONAL MASSEUR VICTOR, SOOTHER OF MUSCLES.

HI. MICHAEL BERGEN, DOCTOR OF MEDICINE.

HI. PETE DUNVILLE, SELLER OF MAKEUP.

I HAVE A PACKAGE DOWNSTAIRS.

IT MIGHT BE FROM MY MOM OR IT COULD BE A PRIZE.

I ENTER A LOT OF CONTESTS.

NOT NOW.

ASHLEY, CAN I HAVE A MOMENT ALONE WITH YOU, PLEASE?

YOU CAN SAY ANYTHING IN FRONT OF VICTOR.

OKAY, FINE.

LOOK, YOU'RE LETTING A GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE THAT...

AND BY THAT, I MEAN AVERAGE...

MOVE INTO YOUR APARTMENT AND RUB YOU?

IS THIS ABOUT ME?

NO, VICTOR.

YOU'RE NOT MY BOYFRIEND ANY MORE.

I THINK SOMEBODY'S FORGETTING THE 21-DAY RULE.

I'M NOT DATING VICTOR. IT'S PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE.

OH, GOD, YES, THAT'S THE STUFF.

YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN NOTHING BUT TROUBLE AROUND HERE

SINCE VICTOR MOVED IN.

I THINK THIS IS ABOUT ME.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU!

THE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND VICTOR!

BERG, WHAT I DID WAS NO WORSE

THAN YOU DATING EVERY CHIPPY IN A WHITE DRESS.

SHE WAS ONLY GIVING ME HER PHONE NUMBER.

THERE'S TOO MUCH TENSION HERE, AND I SHOULD KNOW.

I'M IN THE TENSION BUSINESS.

ASHLEY, THIS ISN'T GOING TO WORK FOR ME.

I CAN'T BE YOUR ROOMMATE.

AND YOU, YOU'RE LUCKY I'M A HEALER.

WELL, THANKS A LOT, BERG.

NOW NOT ONLY DID I LOSE MY NEW ROOMMATE,

BUT I ALSO LOST THE GUY

WHO WAS GOING TO MOVE MY STUFF.

I'M SO SORRY FOR YOU, ASHLEY.

YEAH, SORRY FOR YOU, ASHLEY.

HEY, AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT BUSY,

YOU MIND BRINGING UP THE REST OF MY FURNITURE?

NO. NO WAY, ASHLEY. YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU MAY BE ABLE TO MANIPULATE BERG,

BUT NOT ME.

I'LL GET YOUR PACKAGE.

I'LL START WITH THE DISHES.

OH, HI, ASHLEY.

ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, FREAK.

I WANT PETE'S PACKAGE.

I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU.

WELL, MAYBE YOUR CATS ARE.

OKAY, HERE'S THE DEAL.

FOR EVERY DAY PETE DOESN'T HAVE HIS PACKAGE,

YOU LOSE ONE CAT.

IS THAT CAT WEARING A BATHING SUIT?

SHARON HERE?

YES. SHE HAS LOCKED HERSELF IN VICTOR'S BEDROOM.

Sharon: IT'S MY BEDROOM!

SHARON, COME OUT. YOU CAN'T STAY HERE.

WE LIVE DOWNSTAIRS NOW.

SHARON!

I'M NOT LEAVING.I HATE IT DOWN THERE.

IT'S MOLDY AND DARKAND DEPRESSING.

IF WE HAVE THE MONEY, WHY CAN'T WE LIVE HERE?

BECAUSE I WANT A HOUSE!

YOU KNOW, I WANT US AND OUR KIDS

TO HAVE SOME SECURITY.

YOU KNOW, A FUTURE WHERE WE'RE NOT DYING

TO MAKE OUR BILLS EVERY MONTH

LIKE WE ARE NOW, LIKE MY FOLKS HAD TO.

SO IF IT MEANS LIVING IN A BASEMENT

AND BEING A JANITOR IN THE PRESENT,

YOU KNOW, SO BE IT.

IT MAY NOT BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU,

BUT IT SURE IS FOR ME.

SO IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

I HAVE TO GO GRAB MY SQUEEGEE.

A DOG PEED ON OUR WINDOW,

AND I WILL NOT LIVE LIKE THAT.

SHE'S ALL YOURS.

PETE, WILL YOU WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING?

HEY, IS THERE ANY REASON

THAT I'M THE ONLY ONE NOT MOVING,

YET I'M THE ONLY ONE MOVING!

ALL RIGHT, THAT IS THE LAST BOX.

NOW I WANT MY PACKAGE, ASHLEY.

AND I WANT MY MATTRESS, PETE.

HMM, WHAT WILL WE DO?

FORGET IT. I'M NOT YOUR PUPPET.

FINE, IF YOU DON'T WANT YOUR PRIZE.

IS IT A PRIZE?

WHAT DID YOU HEAR?

I HEAR THE PITTER-PATTER OF YOUR LITTLE FEET

BRINGING MY MATTRESS UPSTAIRS.

BERG, COULD YOU AT LEAST GET THE DOOR?

WHOA. SURE, BUDDY.

OH, BOY, I'M TOTALLY GOING TO FEEL THAT TOMORROW.

GET OUT OF MY WAY.

I'M SENSING A LITTLE TENSION HERE,

BUT THEN AGAIN, WHAT WOULD I KNOW?

I'M NOT IN THE TENSION BUSINESS.

LOOK, BERG, UNTIL I FIND A NEW ROOMMATE,

YOU ARE PAYING HALF MY RENT.

FINE. UNTIL I FIND A NEW DATE,

YOU'RE PAYING FOR HALF OF MY... CABLE.

YOU ARE SO PETTY.

YOU DELIBERATELY SCARED VICTOR OFF

TO GET BACK AT ME FOR THAT NURSE.

THAT'S RIGHT. I KNEW I HAD A REASON.

WELL, CONGRATULATIONS. NOW I'M MISERABLE.

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED?

I'D LIKE YOU TO BE AS MISERABLE AS I AM.

YES, JUST LIKE YOU. YOU'RE MISERABLE?

HMM. WELL, I WAS,

BUT NOW THAT I KNOW YOU'RE MISERABLE,

I'M HAPPY.

WELL, I'M HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HAPPY,

SO THAT MUST MAKE YOU PRETTY DAMN MISERABLE,

SO, HA! I WIN! HOO-AH!

I AM SO MISERABLE.

I AM SO HAPPY.

LOOK, I FOUND IT.

AND NOW I'M GOING TO OPEN IT.

OH, IT'S A MEMBERSHIP

TO THE FRUIT OF THE MONTH CLUB.

"APRICOTS, GRAPES, MANGOS, AND MORE,

"MY WAY TO SAY THANK YOU

FOR HOLDING THE DOOR. LOVE, IRENE."

FRUITS FROM A NUT IT'S KIND OF CLEVER.

IT'S LIKE THE BEST FORT I EVER HAD.

HI.

HI.

THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID.

YOU KNOW THAT HOUSE YOU WANT TO BUY?

WELL, I WANT TO LIVE THERE WITH YOU.

SO IF IT MEANS LIVING LIKE A COUPLE OF BATS

IN A CAVE IN NEW MEXICO...

THEN I'M ALL FOR IT.

TERRIFIC.

OF COURSE, I'VE NEVER LIVED IN SQUALOR,

SO, UM, I'M SURE I'LL RESENT IT,

AND CONSEQUENTLY YOU'REGOING TO HAVE TO PAY

IN A THOUSAND SMALL WAYS.

NOT UNEXPECTED.

AND EVERY TIME I'M LOSING AN ARGUMENT,

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO THROW THE BASEMENT BACK

IN YOUR FACE.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU LOST AN ARGUMENT?

SO, YOU'RE GOING TO STAY?

YEAH.

GOOD.

NOW LET'S GO.

WHERE?

I'M TAKING YOU OUTTO A LOBSTER DINNER.

OOH, SOUNDS KIND OF PRICEY.

WELL, I LOVE YOU...

AND YOU CAN'T HAVE AN APPETIZER.

UH, MR. SUPERINTENDENT.

OH, HI, PETE.

LISTEN, IRENE, I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU

FOR THE FRUIT. YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE.

OH, GOODY. WHAT DID YOU GET FIRST?

UM, APRICOTS.

APRICOTS! YAY!

MR. BUMPY SAID IT WOULD BE APRICOTS.

DO YOU WANT TO COME IN?

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GIVE HIM HIS BATH.

THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU LICK HIM, DOES IT, IRENE?

NO, SILLY.

NO. MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME, BUT THANKS AGAIN.

NO, IT WAS MY PLEASURE.

OH, MR. JEEBERS, FOR THE LAST TIME,

SHE IS A FERRET!