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ASHLEY, ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FUN?

GEE, I'D LOVE TO, BUT I'M GOING TO A FOOTBALL GAME.

IF YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO A FOOTBALL GAME BEFORE,

THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU WON'T LIKE IT?

WELL, THAT'S A GOOD ARGUMENT, BERG.

AND WHEN MY MOTHER USED IT,

I VOMITED BROCCOLI ON HER LAP.

Pete: ALL RIGHT,

I JUST WANT TO REMIND YOU GUYS

THAT EVERYTHING IS ON ME... MY TREAT.

THEN CAN I GET A FOAM FINGER AND A LEATHER JACKET?

HEY, GUYS!

ALL READY FOR THE GAME?

OH, YES.

I JUST WANT TO REMIND YOU THAT TODAY IS MY TREAT.

YOUR MONEY IS NO GOOD WITH ME.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR US.

NOW, NOW, SINCE PETE HAS GENEROUSLY OFFERED

TO PAY FOR THE GAME WITH THE MONEY THAT HE EARNED

FROM THE JOB THAT HE STOLE FROM ME,

I SAY, "LET'S BLEED THE SUCKER DRY."

I'm getting a foam finger.

ASHLEY, YOU LOOK REALLY CUTE!

THANKS.

WHAT?

WELL, USUALLY WHEN ONE GIRL TELLS ANOTHER GIRL

THAT SHE LOOKS CUTE,

THE OTHER GIRL THEN SAYS, "SO DO YOU."

ALL THE TIME?

YES.

BUT YOU'RE DRESSED LIKE A BOY.

I'M GOING UPSTAIRS TO CHANGE.

SO, WHAT'S WITH SHARON?

SHE'S BEEN A LITTLE ON EDGE WITH THE WEDDING PLANS.

OH, HOW'S THAT GOING?

I DON'T KNOW. SHARON'S HANDLING THE ARRANGEMENTS.

SHE'S BEEN PLANNING THIS SINCE SHE WAS 6.

CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT THE WEDDING?

TODAY IS NOT ABOUT A WEDDING.

TODAY IS ABOUT FOOTBALL...

IT'S ABOUT ME TREATING YOU FOOTBALL.

IT'S TOO BAD YOU'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED TODAY,

'CAUSE PETE WOULD PAY FOR IT.

THIS IS IMPORTANT TO ME. I'M MAKING GOOD MONEY NOW.

MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING.

THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE WHO DON'T MAKE MONEY SAY.

OKAY. READY.

WOW, SHARON, I HAVE TO SAY, THAT'S A REALLY CUTE OUTFIT.

OH. WHY, THANK YOU, ASHLEY.

OKAY, I'M CHANGING.

NO! COME ON! COME ON!

HI, PETE.

HI, IRENE.

G-GOSH... GOSH, I-I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE...

VALENTINE'S DAY,

WHEN YOU HUMILIATED ME AND DUMPED ME.

VALENTINE'S DAY... LOOK, I'M REALLY SORRY.

OH, DON'T BE A STUPID. YOU DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE.

I'VE DONE A LOT OF REFLECTING SINCE THEN,

AND I REALIZE THAT I WAS JUST A BIG BUGABOO.

WELL, HERE.

I MADE YOU THIS AT THE HOSPITAL.

YOU WERE AT THE HOSPITAL?

DID I SAY "HOSPITAL"?

WHERE'S MY HEAD? I MEANT "CERAMICS CLASS."

HEY, LOOK, GUYS.

I CAN PUT MY MARBLES IN HERE TO KEEP FROM LOSING THEM.

NO, SEE, IT'S A FORGIVENESS BOWL.

SEE, WHENEVER YOU'RE ANGRY AT SOMEONE,

YOU PUT ALL YOUR ANGRY IN IT.

YOU JUST PUT IT IN THERE... ALL OF IT...

ALL THE HATE AND THE BILE

AND THE BLOOD-RED SCREAMS FROM THE NIGHT!

BAD VOICES, BAD VOICES, GO AWAY!

W-WELL, THANK YOU, IRENE.

I-I WILL CHERISH THIS BOWL ALWAYS.

THANK YOU, PETE.

FRIENDS?

FRIENDS.

AND I'M SORRY I WAS SO CLINGY.

YOU WEREN'T THAT CLINGY.

I WASN'T?

WANNA HANG OUT TODAY?

UH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'D LOVE TO. I WOULD.

BUT WE'RE ALL GOING TO THE FOOTBALL GAME.

OH, HI, BERG!

HI, IRENE.

WELL, SOME OTHER TIME, I GUESS.

SEE YA LATER, WOMAN-HATER.

OH... ALLIGATOR.

SHE'S BA-A-CK!

FORGET HER. WHO'S UP FOR FOOTBALL?

HEY, YOU GUYS, IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GONNA RAIN.

OKEY-DOKEY. I'M READY TO GO.

WHOA. YOU CAN'T GO DRESSED LIKE THAT.

WHY NOT?

'CAUSE IT'S COLD...

AND IF YOU WEAR THAT, EVERYONE WILL KNOW IT.

COME ON.

NO ONE'S EVEN GONNA NOTICE WHAT I'M WEARING.

RIGHT?

HMM?

I'M GOING UPSTAIRS.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

NO, COME ON, SHARON. THE GAME'S STARTING.

IT'S REALLY STARTING TO POUR.

I PAID FOR THESE TICKETS.

DON'T THEY GIVE YOUR MONEY BACK WHEN THE GAME'S RAINED OUT?

THEY DON'T CANCEL FOR RAIN.

THEY CANCEL BASEBALL FOR RAIN. NOT FOOTBALL.

THEY CANCEL TENNIS FOR RAIN. NOT FOOTBALL.

IT'S FLU SEASON. THEY DON'T...

CANCEL... FOOTBALL GAMES... FOR RAIN!

I'M NOT SITTING IN THE RAIN FOR THREE HOURS.

ME EITHER.

THIS TOP GETS SEE-THROUGH WHEN IT'S WET.

APPARENTLY THE SALESGIRL WARNED HER

AT HOOKERS DRESS FOR LESS.

FINE. YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST US GUYS WILL GO.

Sharon: JOHNNY!

PETE, LOOKS LIKE I WON'T MAKE IT TO THE GAME.

I ALREADY HAVE THE TICKETS.

YOU COULD BUY US TICKETS TO SOMETHING ELSE.

HOW ABOUT AN ART GALLERY?

HEY, HEY! WHO'S UP FOR AN ART GALLERY?

NO, SERIOUSLY, GUYS... I THINK THEY'RE SHOWING

THE WORKS OF "BORIS TUTEERS."

HOW ABOUT A MOVIE?

BUT I'M PAYING.

OH, MY GOD! ALL RIGHT. OFF COURSE.

HERE, PETE, YOU CHOOSE A MOVIE.

ALL RIGHT. UH... HOW ABOUT THAT ONE?

SEEN IT.

HOW ABOUT THIS ONE? CHICK FLICK.

I DON'T WANNA GO TO THE MOVIES.

I WANNA SPEND THE DAY ALONE.

BUT IT'S MY ONE DAY OFF. CAN'T I SPEND IT WITH FRIENDS?

I THOUGHT YOU'D WANT TO SPEND YOUR DAY OFF WITH ME.

I'M WITH YOU ALL THE TIME.

JEEZ!

HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK I CAN TAKE?

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

IT MEANS THAT I WANNA SEE HOW MUCH I CAN TAKE.

'CAUSE I NEVER SEEM TO GET ENOUGH.

I WOULDN'T COUNT ON GETTING ANY MORE FOR A LONG TIME.

NO, NO, NO, NO, I'M SORRY.

THAT CAME OUT ALL WRONG.

WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS, SHARON LOOKS LIKE A HOOKER.

LET'S JUST SEE THE MOVIE THAT'S PLAYING AT THE BEACON.

IT STARTS IN 20 MINUTES, SO LET'S GO.

PLEASE?

OKAY, BUT I HAVE TO CHANGE.

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

THIS IS A FOOTBALL OUTFIT, NOT A MOVIE OUTFIT.

MAN, IS SHE EVER OBSESSED.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

COME ON!

GUYS, WE'RE GONNA MISS THE FILM.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

RUN AHEAD, GET THE TICKETS, AND WE'LL MEET YOU.

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?

I MEAN, YOU'RE LETTING ME PAY FOR EVERYTHING.

THE LEAST I CAN DO IS SAVE YOUR SEATS.

HEY... GODSPEED.

EVERYTHING OKAY WITH YOU AND ASHLEY?

YEAH, I THINK SO.

I GOTTA HAND IT TO YOU, THOUGH...

LETTING SHARON PLAN THE WHOLE WEDDING...

YOU'RE A BIGGER MAN THAN I.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

AREN'T YOU AT ALL CURIOUS ABOUT WHAT SHE'S PLANNING?

YOU GUYS DON'T EXACTLY HAVE THE SAME TASTES.

REMEMBER WHEN SHE HAD YOU TIE THE SWEATER

AROUND YOUR SHOULDERS?

PETE AND I STILL LAUGH ABOUT THAT.

OKAY, LET'S GO. WE GOTTA WAIT FOR SHARON.

OKAY, I'M READY.

HEY, HONEY...

MAYBE WE SHOULD DISCUSS THE WEDDING PLANS.

NO, NO, NO. IT'S JUST GONNA BORE EVERYBODY.

I'D LIKE TO KNOW.

OKAY, WELL, IT'S GONNA BE A VERY SIMPLE CEREMONY.

WE'LL ARRIVE AT THE CHURCH

IN YOUR STANDARD HORSE-DRAWN CARRIAGE.

THEN, AS THE CATHEDRAL DOORS OPEN,

THREE HARPISTS WILL BE PLAYING "AVE MARIA"

AS I'M WALKING DOWN THE AISLE WITH MY 20-FOOT TRAIN OF SATIN,

WHICH IS TRAILING ACROSS THE CARPET

OF YELLOW AND PINK ROSE PETALS.

YOU KNOW... VOW STUFF, PICTURE, PICTURE...

SHARON... AM I THERE?

I DON'T REMEMBER YOU...

I DON'T RECALL YOU MENTIONING ME.

OH, GOD, I'M SORRY!

OF COURSE YOU'RE THERE, BABY.

YOU'RE THE ONE SIGNALING THE GUESTS

TO RELEASE THE 200 WHITE TURTLEDOVES.

HEY, BRING AN UMBRELLA.

PRETTY AMAZING, HUH?

HONEY, I DON'T THINK MY FAMILY'S GONNA UNDERSTAND.

WE HAVE SOME TRADITIONS THAT WE LIKE TO DO, TOO.

OH? LIKE WHAT?

UM... WELL, LIKE THE MONEY DANCE.

THE... MONEY DANCE?

ALL THE GUYS TAKE TURNS DANCING WITH YOU,

AND THEN THEY EACH PIN A DOLLAR TO YOUR DRESS.

STRANGERS ARE GOING TO BE PINNING

DIRTY DOLLAR BILLS TO MY WEDDING DRESS?

THERE'S BOUND TO BE A COUPLE OF 5s IN THERE.

HA HA. AND THEN WHAT HAPPENS?

THEN YOU WALK AROUND ALL NIGHT WITH CURRENCY PINNED TO YOU.

WHAT A LOVELY BRIDE YOU'LL BE.

I REALLY DON'T THINK

WE SHOULD GET INVOLVED IN THIS.

WHY NOT? DON'T WE DO EVERYTHING WITH YOUR FRIENDS?

WOULD YOU LET UP?

YOU'RE LIKE A DOG WITH A BONE.

DID... DID YOU JUST CALL ME A DOG?

I THINK THAT MONEY DANCE SOUNDS STUPID!

WHAT'S STUPID IS A HORSE-DRAWN CARRIAGE.

DON'T YOU THINK THE HORSE MANURE

IS GONNA GET ALL TANGLED IN THE STRING OF CANS?

I WILL NO SOONER DO THE MONEY DANCE AT MY WEDDING

THAN I WILL THE CHICKEN DANCE!

NO CHICKEN DANCE?! WHAT KIND OF WEDDING IS THIS?

PETE?

IRENE!

ENJOYING THE "FOOTBALL GAME"?

IT'S HALF TIME, SO...

MAN, THIS IS A GOOD GAME.

YEAH, THE PATRIOTS LOOK GREAT.

IT'S AMAZING THAT IT CAN BE SO RAINY HERE,

YET SO... BEAUTIFUL AT THE STADIUM.

DO YOU THINK I SHOULD GO TALK TO ASHLEY?

NO, NO.

I THINK SHE JUST NEEDS A LITTLE TIME ALONE.

YEAH.

WHY? YOU THINK I SHOULD TALK TO SHARON?

NO, SHE NEEDS TO COOL OFF.

HAPPY? HAPPY?

SEE HOW STUPID THIS LOOKS?

THAT IS REAL NICE...

MAKE FUN OF MY FAMILY TRADITIONS.

I'M NOT MAKING FUN. I'M EXCITED.

LOOK HOW PRETTY I'LL LOOK DOING THE CHICKEN DANCE!

YOU DON'T CATCH ME MAKING FUN OF YOUR WEDDING PLANS.

OH, TRY, TRY... I DARE YOU.

OH, JOHNNY, I GOT A BUNCH.

OKAY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THAT IS,

BUT I'M NOT CHANGING.

ASHLEY... SWEETHEART,

IF YOU'RE STILL UPSET ABOUT THE ART GALLERY...

I THINK WE SHOULD PUT A CORK IN IT

ABOUT THE ART GALLERY,

BECAUSE I CAN'T GO ANYWAY SINCE THEY DON'T ALLOW DOGS.

OKAY, AS LONG AS WE'RE COOL ABOUT THE ART GALLERY.

AHA!

OH! PETE, THE MOVIES... WE FORGOT.

THE MOVIES.

I HAVE BEEN STUCK DOWN THERE IN THE COLD AND THE RAIN,

AND NO ONE SHOWS UP EXCEPT...

FOR EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE IRENE, WHO, OF COURSE, IS MAD AT ME

BECAUSE I TOLD HER I'D BE AT THE GAME...

WHICH IS ON TV!

IT'S A GREAT GAME, TOO.

SO IRENE AND I ARE SITTING IN A SOLD-OUT THEATER

SAVING SIX SEATS,

AND I KEEP SAYING TO HER, "IRENE, YOU'LL SEE.

MY FRIENDS ARE COMING. THEY'RE COMING."

DO YOU KNOW HOW STUPID I LOOKED?

HAVE YOU SEEN SHARON?

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS FORGOT.

YOU'RE A BUNCH OF INSENSITIVE, SELF-CENTERED JERKS.

WHERE'S IRENE? I DITCHED HER.

AS LONG AS WE'RE GONNA WATCH THE GAME,

YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE THESE.

BIG FOAM FINGERS?

NO, I DON'T HAVE BIG FOAM FINGERS.

I HAVE TICKETS.

HERE'S YOURS... HERE'S YOURS...

HERE'S YOURS AND YOURS.

THERE YOU GO.

I'M GETTING A BEER.

HEY, EVERYBODY, SHARON'S GOING TO THE KITCHEN!

RELEASE THE DOVES!

WAIT, MILADY, WAIT...

YOUR PATHWAY OF PINK AND YELLOW ROSE PETALS.

HOW LONG HAVE THEY BEEN ARGUING?

UH, THEY STARTED A COUPLE MINUTES AFTER US.

UNH-UNH. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

I AM NOT GONNA SIT AROUND HERE AND WATCH YOU GUYS FIGHT.

I'M GOING TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT.

I COULD EAT. I'M STARVING.

ME TOO. WHAT THE HELL? IT'S ON PETE.

I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE WITH YOU IF YOU CONTINUE TO BICKER,

SO IF YOU WANT TO COME WITH ME,

YOU'RE ALL JUST GONNA HAVE TO GET ALONG.

YEAH.

WELL, WE'VE ALL BEEN ACTING SILLY.

NOT ME.

SAID THE GIRL WEARING THE MONEY.

ALL RIGHT.

WHERE DO WE WANNA EAT?

ANYPLACE IS FINE BY ME.

HOW ABOUT ITALIAN?

I HAD THAT YESTERDAY.

I CAN'T HAVE THAT TWO DAYS IN A ROW.

I HARDLY THINK BEEFARONI QUALIFIES AS ITALIAN.

HOW ABOUT DELI? TOO FATTY.

INDIAN? TOO SPICY.

SUSHI. TOO RAW.

STOP IT!

JUST... STOP.

ALL RIGHT. UM...

HOW ABOUT CHINESE? WE ALL LIKE CHINESE.

THEY SERVE PORK.

I CAN'T STAND PORK.

I CAN'T HAVE IT ANYWHERE ON THE TABLE.

RIGHT. I FORGOT... THEY DON'T EAT THEIR OWN.

EXCUSE ME?

NOTHING. ALL RIGHT...

WHY DON'T WE JUST GET CHINESE, AND NOBODY ORDERS PORK?

SOUNDS GOOD.

SEE? SEE? HOW HARD WAS THAT?

YOU SEE HOW EASY THINGS ARE

WHEN EVERYBODY SHOWS A LITTLE CONSIDERATION?

PETE?

IRENE?

UH-HUH.

UM, WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR POPCORN?

HEY, IRENE, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I WAS JUST COMING TO GET YOU.

WE'RE GONNA GO OUT FOR CHINESE FOOD.

WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH US?

OKAY, WHERE'S THE JOKE?

BECAUSE IF THERE'S A JOKE AT THE END OF THIS,

IT'S NOT A JOKE. IT'S A MEANIE.

NO. NO, NO. NO JOKE.

WE'RE GOING TO RED DRAGON. IT'LL BE FUN.

OKAY.

THEN I'LL GO FEED MY CATS AND MEET YOU THERE.

OKAY. RED DRAGON... HALF AN HOUR.

DID YOU JUST SAY RED DRAGON?

'CAUSE I DON'T FEEL LIKE CHINESE FOOD.

THIS IS AN AMAZING GAME.

LOOK AT ALL THE SINGLE GUYS THAT GOT TO GO.

LOOK AT IT THIS WAY...

AT LEAST WE'RE NOT GETTING ANY.

HA HA HA!

PIZZA'S HERE.

HOW MUCH DO I OWE YA?

$15. OKAY. PETE?

I AM STARVING.

THERE YOU GO. THANK YOU.

DELI. DELI.

THERE YOU GO.

UH, WHO HAD THE PASTA?

PASTA.

WHO ORDERED CHINESE?

OH, I DID!

WHAT?

I SAID I DIDN'T WANT IT THEN.

DOES ANYBODY HAVE A $5?

THAT'S A LOAN.

WHAT'S THAT?

POT STICKER.

WHAT KIND?

PORK. YOU WANT SOME?

AAAAAH!

AAH! AAH! AAH!

YOU'RE EATING!

YOU'RE EATING FOOD!

I-IRENE, I CAN EXPLAIN.

I JUST SPENT THE LAST HOUR SAVING A TABLE

IN A CROWDED CHINESE RESTAURANT.

I DRANK THREE POTS OF TEA,

BUT I WAS AFRAID TO GET UP, GO TO THE BATHROOM,

FOR FEAR I'D LOSE THE TABLE!

DO YOU WANNA USE OUR BATHROOM?

MY THERAPIST WAS RIGHT...

EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM.

YOU ARE A SELFISH, SPOILED FLAKE

WHO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE ELSE!

NO, NO, NO!

THAT'S THESE GUYS!

PETE, WE'RE SO SORRY...

NO, NO, NO! NO TALKING.

I DON'T FEEL LIKE TALKING.

YOU KNOW, YOU'VE ALL BEEN ACTING LIKE CHILDREN ALL DAY,

AND NOW SOMEBODY GOT HURT.

I WANT YOU TO THINK VERY HARD ABOUT THAT.

HE SURE YAPS AWAY FOR A GUY THAT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE TALKING.

PETE, WE'LL BE GOOD.

WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU?

HUH?

YOU KNOW, I WAS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT TODAY.

I GOT A BRAND-NEW JOB,

AND I WANTED TO TREAT US ALL TO SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL.

AND I KEPT THINKING,

"WHY DON'T WE DO THIS MORE OFTEN?"

YOU KNOW WHAT?

NOW I KNOW.

JUST DO ME A FAVOR.

JUST SIT HERE AND EAT YOUR MEALS IN SILENCE.

OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE,

WE'RE TRAPPED IN A ROOM WITH PORK!

IT'S JUST CHINESE FOOD!

FOOD WE COULD HAVE BEEN EATING IN A RESTAURANT.

HEY, CAREFUL HOW YOU TALK TO MY FIANCéE.

YEAH, OR HE WON'T INVITE YOU TO THE HOEDOWN...

I MEAN WEDDING.

NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED

IF YOU HADN'T FORCED ME TO GO TO A FOOTBALL GAME.

WHAT'S THAT, ASHLEY?

"THANK YOU, PETE, FOR YOUR KINDNESS.

THANK YOU FOR DINNER."

MINE'S COLD.

PETE, WE'RE SICK OF YOU RUBBING IT IN OUR FACE...

"OOH, LOOK HOW RICH I AM!

I CAN TAKE ALL MY FRIENDS TO A FOOTBALL GAME!"

A LOT YOU GUYS KNOW. THOSE TICKETS WERE FREE.

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

SOME GUY GAVE THEM TO ME AT WORK.

OH, WAIT... WHAT? I'M THE BAD GUY NOW?

GREAT RELAXING SUNDAY, BERG. I'M LEAVING.

FINE. FINE. WALK OUT BECAUSE I WANT TO SPEND THE DAY

WITH MY FRIENDS.

YEAH, YOUR FRIENDS.

WE HAVE TO SPEND ALL DAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS.

THEY'RE YOURS, TOO! SINCE WHEN?

WE'RE NOT YOUR FRIENDS?

OH, COME ON, LET'S FACE IT.

I'M JUST THE FRIEND-IN-LAW.

I MEAN,

I WOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE IF I WEREN'T ATTACHED TO BERG.

IS THAT THE WAY YOU REALLY FEEL?

NO, THAT IS THE WAY YOU FEEL.

IT'S THE WAY ALL OF YOU FEEL.

NOBODY EVER ASKS ME WHAT I WANT TO DO,

AND PETE COMPARES ME TO SWINE.

AND, SHARON, YOU'RE...

YOU'RE ALWAYS COMPETING WITH THE WAY I DRESS.

ASHLEY, HAVE YOU EVER HAD FRIENDS BEFORE?

THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS DO.

WELL, TODAY DIDN'T FEEL LIKE FRIENDSHIP.

YEAH, LIKE YOU HAVE A POINT OF REFERENCE.

WHAT?

THIS IS WHAT FRIENDS DO.

YOU GUYS MIGHT HAVE A DIFFICULT TIME BELIEVING THIS,

BUT I HAVE A HARD TIME GETTING CLOSE TO PEOPLE.

WELL... WE'RE GETTING CLOSE.

WELL, THANKS, GUYS... I THINK.

SO, WE OKAY?

NO.

OKAY.

YOU KNOW, SHARON, IN THE SPIRIT OF FORGIVENESS,

YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THE MONEY DANCE.

DAMN STRAIGHT I DON'T!

AND I DON'T HAVE TO RIDE

IN A HORSE-DRAWN CARRIAGE, RIGHT?

BABY, I THOUGHT WE WERE MAKING UP.

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE MY WEDDING, TOO.

WELL, IF YOU WANTED INPUT,

YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING BEFORE I STARTED MAKING PLANS.

YOU WERE 6!

YOU TOLD ME YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO.

I DON'T ACTUALLY WANT YOU TO HELP,

BUT I WANT YOU TO WANT TO.

I DO WANT TO!

Y... THANK YOU.

THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO HEAR.

NOW STAY OUT OF IT.

WHO'S TO SAY THAT THIS DAY IS A TOTAL WRITE-OFF?

I BET IF WE HURRY WE CAN STILL MAKE A LATE MOVIE.

YEAH. FINALLY, WE'RE GETTING OUT OF HERE.

MY TREAT!

A-ARE YOU WEARING THAT?

YEAH.

I-I-I'M GONNA CHANGE.

ARE YOU SURE THIS IS GONNA WORK?

I DO IT ALL THE TIME...

BUY HALF-PRICE TICKETS DURING THE DAY

FOR FULL-PRICE SHOWINGS AT NIGHT.

HE TREATS ME LIKE SUCH A QUEEN.

NICE TRY, LADY. THIS IS A MATINEE TICKET.

BERG!

PETE, I'M SO EMBARRASSED.

I'LL GO BUY MORE TICKETS.

HI. UM, FIVE, PLE...