Original subtitles

WHEN YOU SEE BERG, TELL HIM I CAN'T HAVE LUNCH.

I'M GOING TO CHOP WOOD WITH JOHNNY.

YOU AND JOHNNY ARE GOING TO CHOP WOOD?

THAT'S ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING IT.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU IMPROVED IT, THOUGH.

I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE HANGING AROUND JOHNNY AND AN AX.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

YOU HIT ON THE WOMAN JOHNNY'S GOING TO MARRY.

I DIDN'T HIT ON SHARON.

I INTIMATED I HAD FEELINGS FOR HER.

YOU'VE BEEN SNIFFING AROUND ON THE BIG DOG'S PORCH.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

JOHNNY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW I FELT ABOUT SHARON.

HAVE YOU CHOPPED WOOD WITH JOHNNY BEFORE?

NO.

HUH, CURIOUS TIMING.

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING,

THAT JOHNNY WANTS TO HURT ME?

NOT CONSCIOUSLY, BUT HIS SUBCONSCIOUS

HAS YOU CHOPPED UP

AND STACKED NEXT TO THE WOODPILE.

YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S NOT WORKING.

READY?

OOH, A CHAINSAW. MESSY.

ALL RIGHT.

WELCOME TO THIRD YEAR ROTATIONS.

THE BEST PART IS WE GET TO BE CALLED "DOCTOR" NOW.

DR. BERGEN... KIND OF ROLLS OFF THE TONGUE, DOESN'T IT?

"DR. BERGEN TO EMERGENCY."

"DR. BERGEN, YOUR TABLE'S READY."

"LAP DANCE, DR. BERGEN?"

SO, WHAT'S YOUR ASSIGNMENT?

OH, I GOT... I GOT PSYCH WITH, UH, DR. GORDON.

THAT'LL BE GOOD... GET IN SOME HEADS,

SLAY SOME DEMONS, FREE SOME SOULS.

EXCUSE ME, I THINK I'M LOST.

WHERE IS THE GAP?

I'M SORRY. I LOVE DOING THAT.

I'M SORRY. I'M LOOKING FOR EXAM ROOM "A."

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA?

SECOND DOOR ON THE LEFT. I'M HEADED THERE MYSELF.

YOU MUST BE MY MED ROTATION. I'M DR. PEEL.

OH, HI. NICE TO MEET YOU. I'M ASHLEY AND THIS IS BERG.

I'M SORRY. I AM DR. WALKER AND THIS IS DR. BERGEN.

I CAN'T GET USED TO THAT.

OH, GET USED TO THAT.

OH, IT IMPRESSES THE CLERK AT THE ADULT VIDEO STORE.

AND YOU CAN PARK IN THE RED

WHILE YOU GRAB A GRINDER AT DAMONTE'S.

YOU WANT TO SHARE IT?

OH, YEAH, SURE. THANKS.

UM, SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT, DOCTOR?

HOPEFULLY PLAYING "DOCTOR," DOCTOR.

OOH!

Woman: STAFF MEETING THURSDAY AT NOON.

NEUROLOGIST STAFF MEETING... DR. GORDON?

HI. UH... I'M DR. BERGEN.

I'M EXCITED TO BE IN YOUR PSYCH ROTATION.

IF ONLY I SHARED YOUR EXCITEMENT.

I'VE BEEN TEACHING THIS 20 YEARS.

I HATE IT.

HERE... GET A JUMP ON THE READING.

O-OKAY. WHAT CHAPTER?

DOESN'T MATTER. THEY'RE ALL THE SAME.

ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET STARTED.

HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I GOT A LITTLE PULL IN THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE.

YOU'D BE SURPRISED WHAT YOU CAN GET

WHEN YOU SHAKE A MAN'S HAND

A LITTLE LONGER THAN NORMAL.

DR. BERGEN, WOULD YOU TELL US WHY YOU'RE HERE?

OH, UH, DID EVERYONE ELSE GO?

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO HELP PEOPLE.

IT WASN'T UNTIL A TRIP TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM

AFTER A SKIING ACCIDENT... NO, DOCTOR.

NO... WHY ARE YOU IN THIS ROTATION?

I'VE GOT LAST NAMES "V" THROUGH "Z."

I'M HERE, DR. PEEL, BECAUSE YOU'RE THE BEST.

EVERYONE KNOWS IT.

I SHOULD NOT BE DEPRIVED OF A SUPERIOR EDUCATION

BECAUSE MY POOR NAME GREW UP

ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ALPHABET.

UNFORTUNATELY, THAT'S NOT THE WAY IT WORKS.

"A" THROUGH "F" IS WITH DR. GORDON.

PLEASE, YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO BACK THERE.

THE MAN IS DEAD, AND NO ONE'S NOTIFIED HIM.

ALL RIGHT. YOU CAN STAY. THIS OUGHT TO BE FUN.

GOOD. OKAY.

OKAY. DR. BERGEN, NAME THE VALVE IN THE COLON

THAT REGULATES DISCHARGE.

OKAY, HERE WE GO... THE COLON.

DR. JENSEN TO ICU.

THE COLON. UH...

DON'T TELL ME, DON'T TELL ME.

IT'S ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE, OKAY?

WELL, NO, NOT REALLY. THAT WOULD BE... EWW.

WHILE ON ROTATIONS,

ANY DOCTOR CAN FIRE A QUESTION AT YOU.

COME ON, THINK, DR. BERGEN.

THE VALVE... THE VALVE AT THE END OF THE COLON

THAT... THAT REGULATES DISCHARGE IS, UH...

THE POOPY-CHUTE.

DR. WALKER?

UM, I DON'T KNOW. MAY I LOOK IT UP?

VERY GOOD. YES.

IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER, YOU LOOK IT UP.

SAVE THAT LITTLE JOKE.

IT COULD COME IN HANDY

WHEN YOU'RE TELLING A NEW WIDOW

WHY YOU COULDN'T SAVE HER CHILDREN'S FATHER.

YES? YES, DR. BERGEN?

I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN THIS ROTATION.

IT COULD'VE HAPPENED TO ANYONE.

JOHNNY BACKED INTO YOU WITH HIS TRUCK?

HE DIDN'T SEE ME!

I-I WAS RELIEVING MYSELF ON A TREE.

HE WOULD'VE RUN ME OVER

IF I HADN'T SCAMPERED INTO A BLACKBERRY THICKET.

AND YOU REALLY THINK THAT THIS WAS AN ACCIDENT?

YES! YES. H-HIS SHOELACE...

IT GOT CAUGHT AROUND THE ACCELERATOR.

HAPPENED IN "FOOTLOOSE."

HOW YOU FEELING?

OH, I'M ALL RIGHT. THANKS, SHARON.

OW, OW!

OH, OH. WHY ARE YOU LIMPING?

OH, I WAS HELPING JOHNNY CARRY AN AIR CONDITIONER UPSTAIRS

AND HE ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED IT ON MY TOE.

Sharon: JOHNNY FEELS SO BAD.

HE WANTS TO TAKE YOU FISHING ON SATURDAY.

OH, THAT'S GREAT, GREAT.

BEST PART IS, NOW I DON'T HAVE TO GO.

I'M GLAD YOU GUYS ARE SPENDING MORE TIME TOGETHER.

OW, OW, OW.

Johnny: PETE!

WHAT?

HELP ME OUT HERE. LOOK OUT THE WINDOW.

WHY?

TELL ME IF THIS AIR CONDITIONER

IS IN STRAIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

YOU KNOW WHAT? LITTLE TO THE LEFT.

Johnny: SORRY, PETE! MY BAD.

I'M TELLING YOU, BERG,

I THINK JOHNNY WANTS TO HURT ME.

PETE, I'M NOT IN PSYCH ROTATION,

SO I DON'T WANT YOU TO TAKE THIS

AS A PROFESSIONAL OPINION, BUT YOU'RE AN IDIOT!

OH, OH. DOES AN IDIOT

ALMOST GET RUN OVER BY A TRUCK WHILE URINATING?

HEY, PETE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT THE HOSPITAL?

AFRAID TO BE ALONE IN THE BUILDING WITH JOHNNY?

YOU KNOW, I DON'T APPRECIATE YOUR LUCKY GUESSES.

HEY, STRANGER, YOU LOOK AWFUL.

WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHY I ASKED DR. PEEL

TO ASSIGN ME DOUBLE SHIFTS.

YOU KNOW, I'M SICK AND TIRED

OF THESE YOUTHFUL GOOD LOOKS.

HI.

HEY, DR. PEEL, WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU.

WELL, NOW, THERE'S A SIGN OF A DULL PARTY.

TIME TO LIVEN UP.

WHO HAS THE KEY TO THE MEDS CABINET?

Berg: DR. PEEL?

THIS IS MY FRIEND PETE.

OH, DR. BERGEN, I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.

OKAY, YOU'RE APPROACHED BY A DOCTOR.

HOW CAN YOU TELL IF HE'S A PHYSICIAN OR A RESIDENT?

OH, WELL, YOU THUMP HIM ON THE HEAD,

AND IF IT SOUNDS HOLLOW, YOU...

OH, WAIT, THAT'S CANTALOUPE.

THAT'S FUNNY.

NO, DON'T THE RESIDENTS

WEAR DIFFERENT COLOR NAMEPLATES?

HA HA.

VERY GOOD... PETE, IS IT?

I WATCH "GENERAL HOSPITAL."

OOH, WHAT HAPPENED HERE?

OH, I FELL INTO A BLACKBERRY THICKET.

ASHLEY PATCHED ME UP.

NOT BAD, DR. WALKER. MAYBE A LITTLE TIGHT.

DR. BERGEN, WHY IS IT A PROBLEM

THAT THE BANDAGE IS TOO TIGHT?

THE MEDICAL REASON IS THAT THE WOUND NEEDS AIR TO HEAL,

BUT THE REAL REASON

IS THAT DR. WALKER DOESN'T LIKE PETE.

A PATIENT COMES TO YOU AFTER TUMBLING DOWN A RAVINE.

DO YOU JUST PATCH HIM UP AND SEND HIM ON HIS WAY?

NO, I WOULD CHECK THE WOUND.

IF HE CAME IN CONTACT WITH,

I DON'T KNOW, POISON IVY,

HE COULD DEVELOP A SKIN RASH.

WHAT WOULD THE RASH LOOK LIKE?

YOU'RE FINE.

WHAT ELSE?

IF TOXINS WERE PRESENT,

THEY COULD POSE A HEALTH RISK.

SUCH AS?

SWELLING, NUMBNESS, INFECTION LEADING TO GANGRENE.

Pete: WHAT?

WHAT IF IT WAS TREATED WITH AN HERBICIDE?

I'D FLUSH THE WOUND WITH WATER.

IF THE CHEMICAL DOESN'T DILUTE?

I'D HOPE ANY RESIDUAL POISON

WOULD BE COUNTERACTED BY THE DISINFECTANT.

HOPE... HOW COMFORTING IS THAT?

NOT VERY.

SEE?

I SEE YOUR POINT, DR. PEEL.

I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER, SO I SHOULD GO LOOK IT UP.

YES. GOOD. 'CAUSE WHILE YOU'RE AT THE LIBRARY,

YOU WON'T HAVE TO WATCH YOUR FRIEND DIE.

WAIT, WAIT, SERIOUSLY, BECAUSE MY ARM IS GETTING NUMB.

I WANT YOU TO GO SPEAK WITH DR. KEMKER.

THEN WRITE ME A PAPER FOR TOMORROW

ON THE DANGERS OF WRAPPING AN ABRASION

WITHOUT DETERMINING THE EXTENT OF THE INJURY.

I DIDN'T WRAP IT. ASHLEY DID.

OKAY. MAKE A COPY AND GIVE IT TO DR. WALKER.

THAT'S SO UNFAIR.

I KNOW. SHE IS RIDING YOU A LITTLE HARD.

A LITTLE?

JOHN GOODMAN'S MINIBIKE ISN'T RIDDEN THIS HARD.

GOOD MORNING, BERG. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

BERG.

THE COLON!

HEY, UH, T-TELL ME SOMETHING.

ARE THESE THE STEPS TO OUR PLACE OR THE HOSPITAL?

OUR PLACE.

I GOT TO GO.

OKAY, IS THAT EVERYTHING YOU NEED?

EVERYTHING BUT PETE. I'LL SEE IF HE'S READY.

OKAY.

Pete: PSST, SHARON.

PETE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?

I DON'T WANT TO GO FISHING.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

DID YOU SAY ANYTHING TO JOHNNY

THAT MIGHT MAKE HIM WANT TO HURT ME?

NO! I MEAN, I TOLD HIM YOU HAD FEELINGS FOR ME.

THAT'S IT, I'M DONE FOR.

PETE, JOHNNY WOULD NEVER HURT YOU.

HE RAN ME OVER, HE BROKE MY TOE,

AND HE NEARLY DROPPED AN APPLIANCE ON MY HEAD.

FINE. IF HE HURTS YOU AGAIN, I'LL TALK TO HIM.

LOOK, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU...

THERE YOU ARE.

FURTHERMORE, YOU'RE UGLY AND YOU DON'T SMELL NICE.

PETE... YOU HEARD ME, STINKY!

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU PUT UP WITH HER.

Call 911.

WHAT IS WITH HIM?

OKAY, HE THINKS YOU'RE OUT TO GET HIM.

THAT'S WHY YOU'RE TAKING HIM FISHING.

I WOULD NEVER HURT PETE.

YEAH, I'M TAKING HIM FISHING

SO I CAN ASK HIM TO BE IN OUR WEDDING.

REALLY? OH, MY GOD, THAT IS SO SWEET.

YOU KNOW, ONCE BERG HEARS ABOUT THIS,

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE HIM TO THE ZOO.

SO, HE'S REALLY SCARED, HUH?

HE WAS HIDING IN THE STAIRWELL.

WELL, NO SENSE IN WASTING THAT.

SO, UH, WHAT WERE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT?

OH, IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER NOW.

WAVE BYE-BYE, PETE.

Woman: DR. LOMBARDO, YOU'RE WANTED IN THE E.R.

FOR A CONSULTATION.

DR. LOMBARDO IN THE E.R. FOR A CONSULTATION.

AHEM, DR. BERGEN.

DR. BERGEN.

DR. BERGEN.

OHH.

WE DIDN'T SLEEP TOGETHER, DID WE?

FOR FUTURE REFERENCE,

A DOCTOR PASSED OUT IN THE WAITING ROOM

IS LIKE A PILOT PASSED OUT IN THE AIRPORT BAR.

SORRY.

YOU DID A VERY GOOD JOB ON THIS PAPER.

THANK YOU.

DR. KEMKER SAID THAT YOU ASKED

SOME VERY INTELLIGENT QUESTIONS.

Ashley: BERG, YOU DID A GOOD JOB ON THIS.

I LEARNED A LOT.

WHAT DID YOU THINK, DR. PEEL?

I-I THOUGHT IT WAS TERRIFIC.

DR. BERGEN, GO GIVE THE NURSES A HAND WITH THE FILING.

HOLD ON, YOU DON'T HAVE OTHER STUDENTS DO THAT.

NO. NO, I BELIEVE YOU'RE THE FIRST.

MAYBE WE'LL PUT UP A PLAQUE.

I CAN'T WIN, OKAY? I CAN'T WIN.

EVEN WHEN I'M RIGHT, I'M WRONG.

YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRANSFER TO YOUR ORIGINAL ROTATION.

I DON'T GET IT. I MEAN...

HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN ANYONE WHO DIDN'T LIKE ME?

OF COURSE, BERG.

WHO? I WANT TO KNOW.

ALL RIGHT... MY MOM.

YOUR MOTHER LOVES ME.

OKAY, SWEETIE.

IT REALLY IS NICE BEING OUT HERE ALL ALONE.

YEP. NOBODY AROUND FOR MILES AND MILES.

YOU WANT TO HAND ME ONE OF THEM LURES, PETE?

THAT'S, UH...

THAT'S SOME KNIFE YOU GOT THERE.

WHAT'S THAT, UH... FISH BLOOD?

MOST OF IT.

MY DAD TAUGHT ME HOW TO GUT WITH THIS.

RIP.

YEAH, WELL, UM... MY DAD TAUGHT ME JUDO.

WHOOSH!

WHOOSH!

THAT'S KARATE. JUDO'S JUST FLIPS AND STUFF.

THAT'S AFTER THE FLIPS.

DID YOU GET INTO MANY FIGHTS

WHEN YOU WERE GROWING UP?

YEAH. YEAH, WELL...

ENOUGH TO GET A REPUTATION.

YEAH?

WHAT KIND OF REPUTATION?

THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.

ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS,

IF... IF YOU WANT TO THROW DOWN...

I'LL THROW DOWN.

PETE...

JOHNNY, I'M WARNING YOU, I WILL THROW DOWN!

I WILL!

JOHNNY, STAY AWAY FROM ME!

AAH!

AAH!

AAH! OH, YOU IDIOT!

I JUST WANTED TO INVITE YOU TO BE IN MY WEDDING!

AAH!

REALLY?

OH!

OH, JOHNNY, I'D BE HONORED.

COME HERE.

OH, NO, DON'T. JEEZ! KNOCK IT OFF.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. STAY STILL, STAY STILL.

MAYBE IT'S NOT THAT BAD. LET ME LOOK.

DR. PEEL?

DR. BERGEN, I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU.

ONE OF THE CANDY STRIPERS FRACTURED HER WRIST.

OH... OH, OKAY, I-I'LL GET RIGHT ON IT.

NO, NO, NO, NO.

GO SIT WITH MRS. ABERNATHY TILL SHE FALLS ASLEEP.

NO, DR. PEEL, THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS

I NEED TO... TO SEE YOU.

I SPOKE WITH DR. GORDON,

AND HE'S AGREED TO LET ME INTO HIS PSYCH ROTATION.

I JUST NEED YOU TO SIGN THE TRANSFER.

REALLY?

YEAH.

GREAT.

HERE, GIVE ME YOUR BACK.

DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?

NO. I KNOW, DR. BERGEN... BECAUSE YOU'RE A QUITTER,

WHAT MY SON WOULD CALL "A WUSS."

WAIT A MIN... HOLD ON, OKAY?

LOOK, IT'S... IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN'T TAKE IT, OKAY?

YOU JUST... YOU'RE BEING UNFAIR.

DO I SIGN AT THE BOTTOM OR INITIAL SOMEWHERE?

LOOK, DR. PEEL, THIS IS IMPORTANT, OKAY?

YOU... YOU TREAT ME LIKE DIRT

AND THEN YOU ACT LIKE IT'S SOME BIG JOKE.

EXCUSE ME?

NO, I'M NOT THE ONE WHO SWITCHED ROTATIONS,

AND I'M NOT THE ONE WHO,

IF HE MAKES IT THROUGH MEDICAL SCHOOL,

CAN LOOK FORWARD TO A CAREER

AS A TECHNICAL ADVISOR TO A TV SHOW.

I'M GOING TO BE A GOOD DOCTOR.

YEAH? WELL, DON'T BE WORKING EMERGENCY

WHEN MY RELATIVES ARE BROUGHT IN.

YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU JUST DON'T LIKE ME.

YOU CAN'T SEE PAST YOUR PERSONAL FEELINGS!

I'M SORRY... DR. BERGEN...

I HAVE NEVER REGRETTED MY DECISION

TO BECOME A PHYSICIAN,

BUT THERE HAVE BEEN NIGHTS WHEN I HAVE WEPT

OVER MY INABILITY TO HELP A PATIENT,

AND I FINISHED AT THE TOP OF MY CLASS.

I WORKED MY ASS OFF.

I SHUDDER TO THINK OF THE CARE

A DOCTOR LIKE YOU WOULD PROVIDE...

SOMEONE WHO'S ALWAYS LOOKING FOR THE EASY WAY OUT,

THE SHORTER HOURS,

WHO'S ALWAYS WHINING ABOUT HOW THE MEDICAL ESTABLISHMENT

DOESN'T APPRECIATE HIS COMIC GENIUS.

WELL, J-JUST LET ME SIGN YOUR TRANSFER,

AND THEN, MAYBE ON THE WAY HOME,

YOU CAN STOP AND RENT "PATCH ADAMS."

YOU REALLY DON'T THINK I'D MAKE A GOOD DOCTOR?

OH, WORSE THAN THAT,

I THINK THAT YOUR CHARM AND YOUR PERSONALITY

WILL GIVE PATIENTS CONFIDENCE IN SKILLS

THAT YOU WERE TOO DISTRACTED TO EVER MASTER.

YOU'RE WRONG. DR. PEEL, YOU DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL.

I'M NOT TRANSFERRING.

ASSIGN ME 72 HOURS STRAIGHT. I DON'T CARE.

I'M GOING TO BE A GOOD DOCTOR.

YOU'LL SEE THAT.

WHEN I'M WORKING EMERGENCY,

YOU'LL PRAY FOR A LOVED ONE TO GET IN A SERIOUS ACCIDENT.

Pete: WE NEED A LITTLE HELP HERE!

Berg: PETE, WHAT'S GOING ON?

IT'S JOHNNY... I HURT HIM.

W-WHAT HAPPENED?

I ASKED HIM TO BE IN MY WEDDING,

AND HE THREW LURES AT ME.

Together: OHH!

I'LL GET DR. WALKER.

HOLD ON! I'M THE ONE ON DUTY.

I CAN HANDLE THIS.

NO, I DON'T THINK SO.

I CAN DO THIS!

I KNOW YOU THINK I'M A ROTTEN DOCTOR, BUT...

BUT YOU GOT TO GIVE ME A CHANCE TO PROVE YOU WRONG!

I'M NOT EVEN AT 100% HERE.

I'VE HAD 3 HOURS SLEEP IN THE LAST 48.

MY HANDS ARE SHAKING

FROM THE GALLON OF COFFEE I JUST DRANK,

BUT I WILL BE DAMNED IF I CAN'T STITCH AN EYEBROW!

WAIT A MINUTE!

YOU THINK BERG'S A ROTTEN DOCTOR?

ALL RIGHT, DR. BERGEN, SCRUB UP.

HE'S YOUR PATIENT.

WHOA, WHOA! HOLD THE PHONE HERE!

THIS IS MY FACE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.

DON'T I HAVE ANY SAY?

CAN'T HE WARM UP ON SOMEONE HOMELIER FIRST?

ARE YOU OKAY?

ASHLEY'S MESSAGE JUST SAID YOU WERE HURT.

YOU DIDN'T TELL HER HE WAS ALL RIGHT?

WORRY'S GOOD FOR A RELATIONSHIP.

HE DID A GOOD JOB. DOESN'T EVEN HURT.

IS THERE GOING TO BE A SCAR, BERG?

IS THERE GOING TO BE A SCAR, DR. BERGEN?

WELL, UH, SEEING AS HE'S MY FIRST PATIENT,

I'M KIND OF CURIOUS ABOUT THAT MYSELF.

IF THAT SCAR SHOWS UP IN THE WEDDING PICTURES,

THEY'LL NEVER FIND YOUR BODY.

OW!

Woman: DR. BERGEN, DR. BERGEN, REPORT TO THE O.R.

IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME...

I HAVE LIVES TO SAVE.

AND BRING A MOP.

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