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- Previously, on "The Challenge."

- Go fix your alcohol problem.

- I don't care. I'll [bleep].

- I still don't think it's [bleep]!

- Camila and Tony are really bad drunks.

It's a scary duo.

- No-good, [bleep] amateur bitch!

- Oh.

- Today's challenge is called Road to Nowhere.

Collect as many flags as you can

before plummeting off of this cliff

- Oh, no! - No!

[all groaning]

- I got [indistinct] [bleep] here.

- Yay! - Yeah, baby!

- None of your flags count.

You guys being the power team, you had to choose two teams.

Who's the first team?

- Amanda and Nelson. - Devin and Cheyenne.

- Oh!

[all cheering]

all: Oh!

- Now, you're playing Chill Out.

- Big, deep breaths. - Stay calm, [indistinct].

- Go! [air horn blows]

- Strip naked.

- Easy, easy.

[all talking at once]

[air horn blows]

- We got it! - Whoo-hoo!

- Nelson and Amanda, looks like your luck ran out.

Sorry, guys.

- Tonight-- - I hate my partner.

I [bleep] hate her, dude.

Shut the [bleep] up.

How about that? - Oh, what are you gonna do now?

Punch me? - Shut the [bleep] up.

- Huh, bitch? - Hey!

[glass breaking]

- You haven't done [bleep] for me!

Come on. - Don't touch me!

Shut the [bleep] up! Shut the [bleep] up!

Shut up!

- TJ's here, he wants to see everybody upstairs.

- Sarah, we got to go upstairs.

- All right, guys, I'm gonna make this

short and sweet.

- Out of all the challenges I've ever done,

this has never happened.

[all talking at once]

[rhythmic music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Oh ♪

- ♪ Whole lotta motor whole lotta game ♪

♪ Whole lotta stinkin' whole lotta fast ♪

- ♪ Oh ♪

- ♪ Why she on the squad? ♪

- All right, all right.

All right, here we go, here we go.

- Hey. - I'm gonna kill my beer.

- There really isn't a night that goes by

where Tony isn't intoxicated to some degree,

and tonight is no different than any other night.

- I guarantee you...

I could down this faster than you.

- ♪ I got Emmy if you want to see G ♪

- ♪ Oh, me ♪

- ♪ Holla "baby" if you want to see G ♪

- ♪ Oh, me ♪ - ♪ What? ♪

- Nate being here is really important for me,

because my cousin is my sanity, but I feel like he is as well.

But besides that, Nate is a really good dancer.

They say, "You're a good dancer," they say,

"You're good in bed," I guess.

- ♪ Ooh ♪

[music ends]

- Go, Corey. Go, Corey.

[dance music playing]

- What is this? What--

- I won't-- I'm outta here.

- She's out of here. Go.

- I'm outta here.

- Corey is definitely sexually frustrated,

and I take all blame. [laughs]

Just because Corey's nice to look at

doesn't mean I'm just gonna lose all my morals.

- Those eyes got me hooked,

so as of now, I got to figure you out.

I could definitely see myself dating Cheyenne.

I'm living in the moment.

I'm telling her, "Enjoy Mexico.

"Enjoy being with me. I'm enjoying being with you."

♪ ♪

I just need to make sure that my name and her name,

because she's attached to me, does not come up.

- Because I know what I got.

- [whistles] Let's go dance.

- We're coming.

- I don't know Camila.

I'm still trying to understand you, and I can't.

- Obviously, Camila likes you.

- I [bleep] hate Camila.

- Yeah, but you're dealing with her. She's your partner.

- I hate Camila. Okay? I hate Camila.

Okay? I hate her.

- Yeah. No, I got it.

I'm in a tough position right now,

because one of my best guy friends in the house

is talking pretty horribly about the girl

that I'm interested in the house.

- I need you to divert attention away from me and Camila.

- I've never been in the running for this type

of amount of money.

In real life, you know, I would just

not associate myself with her.

But in this house, I have to,

'cause we're after a common goal.

But she's letting everything else

affect us getting to that common goal.

I need to know that you're gonna vouch for me

if we don't win.

[dramatic music]

- Take him to bed.

- We got a ginger on the loose!

- Someone take him to bed. - I want to hug him!

- No! Stay away from me.

- [laughs]

- Whoa!

- That was the best moment of my day.

That was better than--

- I would call that--

- That was [bleep] up.

- Wow, wow.

- I'm scraped up, and I'm bleeding, so--

- So that's [bleep] [indistinct].

- [bleep] you, piece of [bleep].

- Little Camila, I'm so sorry, but that's what happens.

She thinks it's on purpose.

I don't know if she didn't realize

she was standing 6 inches behind me.

I had no idea she was there.

- It's pretty serious. - I bumped into you.

I apologize.

- You're a dick, dude. You're a dick.

- You ran her over. - No, you're [bleep]

stirring the pot. You made me do it.

- You guys are perfect for each other.

- Why'd you [bleep] do that? - [laughs]

No. You're an [bleep]hole, dude.

Can I get some hydrogen peroxide?

Maybe some [bleep] iodine, bacitracin.

- Get the [bleep] out of here.

You guys think it's a joke.

Everything--you guys think is a joke.

- Everything was a joke up until I hit you.

- No, it wasn't a joke up until I hit

my [bleep] head on the ground, so.

- I didn't mean to [bleep] hit you.

- So sick of you guys thinking you can do...

- You're talking about a chain of events.

- Anything to anybody and then you can

just get away with it,

because you guys think you are the [bleep].

- That was a chain of events that was unforeseen.

- Right.

And then, he laughs at it, and that's okay?

- Because it was kind of funny.

Nobody ever saw it coming. Are you kidding me?

- So funny. So funny that I scraped myself.

- Like, I turned. I turned and hit you.

- So [bleep] funny that I hit my head on the ground.

- [whistles]

- So funny.

- Wow.

- Do you need a reenactment? - Yes.

Wes, right? - Wes, Wes.

I'm Camila.

Ha ha ha. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, oh! - Ah!

- Oh, my God!

- Okay. I need a [indistinct]. - Sorry.

Hospital, sorry. Money. - No, no.

Big people run into little people.

- Do you see that? You're mean [bleep] people.

- I was never trying to hurt you.

- You're mean people. You just said--

- You know I wasn't trying to hurt you.

- After you already made fun of it,

you just made fun of it again.

So don't try to fix it. You're a bully.

You were last season, and you are now.

You haven't changed a bit.

It's too bad my [bleep] partner...

- Is a pussy. - Idolizes you guys.

- Tony, you're a pussy. - He idolizes you guys.

It's too bad.

- What did I do? I'm responsible for everything.

- Johnny, you're a dick, dude. - Did I--did I do--

what did I do?

[dramatic music]

- Our aim in waking up Tony is twofold.

One, it's to hopefully fight fire with fire,

and on the other hand, there's also gonna be

some entertainment involved as well.

- Okay. Go to bed. Go to bed. - Oh, my God.

- Go to bed.

Camila, Go to bed.

Sorry. Sorry. Hey--

- I'm not going to sleep.

If anybody needs to go to sleep, it's you.

- Oh, because you-- because why?

- Because I just got dropped.

Do you see this? Do you see this?

- Go to bed. Go to bed. - Are you even looking?

You're not even looking, because that's how unfocused you are.

- I need you to go to sleep. - Oh, my God.

I'm so sick of your conversations.

- I need you to [bleep] go to sleep, Camila.

- Your dumb-ass conversations--

- Camila! Camila, let's be real.

- Oh, you're gonna break some eggs again?

- Shut the [bleep] up, man.

Shut the [bleep] up. How about that?

- Oh, what are you gonna do now? Punch me?

- Shut the [bleep] up. - Huh, bitch?

- No. How about this? - That's how you talk to women?

- How about this? - How about this?

We're on the same team.

They don't give a [bleep]. They want us to fight.

Don't you see that? - I don't give a [bleep]

about that, man.

- Why am I partnered with the dumbest [bleep]

piece of [bleep] in this house?

- The [bleep] dumbest? Are you [bleep] stupid?

Are you [bleep] stupid?

- You want to punch me?

- Are you [bleep] stupid? - Hit me.

Every season-- - Hey.

- Who's--hey. Get the [bleep] back.

- I had--no! - No. [indistinct].

- Hey, hey.

- He already threw me to the ground!

Do you want to punch me too? You gonna--

- Hey. Who's been--who's been carrying you up to this point?

- Let me go. - No, no.

- Who's been carrying you up to this point?

You're dumb! - You know I'm on your side.

You know I'm on your side. That's not cool, man.

- I'm not doing anything. - Come on. I'm your guy.

That's not cool.

You can't put her in a corner like that.

Come on, come on. - [bleep]

Come on. - Hey, I just wish

I had a better partner, dude.

I wish I had a better partner, dude.

- Okay. That's fine. That's fine.

You want a better partner. - I wish I had a better partner.

- Hey, hey!

[glass breaking] [all yelling and cursing]

- I just wish I had a better partner, dude.

I wish I had a better partner, bro.

- Okay. That's fine. That's fine.

You want a better partner. That's fine.

- Hey, hey!

[glass breaking]

- [indistinct]!

You haven't done [bleep] for me.

- You haven't done [bleep] for me.

You haven't done [bleep]. - You're--oh!

You haven't done [bleep]-- - You're a [bleep]!

- What the [bleep]?

Come on!

- [indistinct] [bleep]!

- How much you want it, bitch?

That Bananas?

Don't touch me!

[all talking at once]

- Relax. Relax. - Let go of me.

- Relax. - Let go of me!

- Look at me! - What are you doing?

[all talking at once]

- What the [bleep]? Come on, bro.

- Don't touch me! - You're drunk! You're drunk!

Shut the [bleep] up! Stop! Shut the [bleep] up!

- Let go of me. Let go. - You're drunk! Shut up!

- Take a breath. Take a breath. Take a breath. Okay?

Take a breath.

- Let go of my [bleep] arm. Let go!

- No, no, no! Let her go. Let her go.

Let her go. Let her go. - Yeah, exactly.

- Let her go. - We're not touching your arm!

Let her go! Let her go!

Who cares? We haven't been on your side?

Go, go ahead, go ahead, act like a [bleep] idiot, Camilla.

- I go crazy? - Let's get the [bleep]

out of here.

- Amazing. I'm crazy.

You got him angry at me, and I'm the crazy!

- These are what real teenagers do, right here.

- You did this. [bleep] you.

[electronic music]

- We can march to the finals. But guess what.

She wants to be a [bleep] idiot.

I hate my partner.

I [bleep] hate her, dude. I [bleep] hate her, dude!

If you understand the hatred I have for her--

- Tony-- - I [bleep] hate her, dude.

- You shut it the [bleep] down right now.

- Oh, I do.

- If I could sum up everything that happened

between Camila and Tony,

the phrase that I would use is, "An ugly, violent episode."

She's your partner. Doesn't matter.

What you can't do is back a female into a corner

and put your arms up around her

and make her feel like she can't escape.

That's never okay.

- No doubt. No doubt.

- All right. - Amanda's yours, dude.

- I love you, brother. Just chill.

I got you.

♪ ♪

- Oh. [sighs]

- [clicks tongue] Nope.

[kicks trashcan]

The [bleep] dumbest-- are you [bleep] stupid?

Are you [bleep] stupid?

I wish I wasn't woken up.

But I was,

and in that state of mind that I was in,

it wasn't best for me to talk to my partner.

Not in that mindset. Not--not at all.

- Nate, what's up, bro? - What up?

- How are you? - Good. How are you?

- Hey, can you please go, get everybody for me?

- Yeah. - I need to see everybody

in here right now.

Thanks. - Yeah.

- KellyAnne, come on up.

- Aw, I got a face mask on. [laughs]

- TJ's here. He wants to see everybody upstairs.

- Sarah, we got to go upstairs.

- What? - TJ's here.

- TJ shows up at the house unexpected,

and right off the bat, we know something's not good.

- No. No drinking.

All right, guys. I'm gonna make this short and sweet.

I warned you before.

I said, "Chill out a little bit.

You guys are going a little bit crazy."

And I said what's gonna happen if you don't.

So it's time to make good on my promise.

So Tony, Camila,

you were separated and kept apart last night,

but we here at "The Challenge,"

take what happened very seriously.

You're out of here. Get your stuff.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- I warned you before.

It's time to make good on my promise.

That kind of behavior is completely unacceptable.

So Tony, Camila, you guys were out of line last night.

You're out of here. Get your stuff.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

So let that be a warning to you guys. All right?

They just missed out on their share

of $350,000 for nothing.

So act cool. All right?

Get it together. See you guys soon.

- I'm just overwhelmed.

I'm sad. I'm so sad.

- Everybody needs to chill the [bleep] out.

Every single time we go out,

every single time we go to the club,

every single time everybody gets a couple drinks in them,

people think it's hilarious to push each other to the edge,

get in a fight, throw [bleep].

It's like everybody's acting like they're animals.

- ♪ I can't fall asleep so we lie here ♪

- I did not see that coming at all.

- One could argue that, had Vince and me not woken Tony up,

maybe this may have never happened.

I feel responsible for what happened, and it sucks,

because it couldn't have happened to a greater dude.

- All over some drunken bull[bleep]. Man.

It's half her fault, half my fault.

I should've kept it in check.

I shouldn't have let all that tequila come through.

- It's a tough break, dude.

- Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn.

- [sobbing] All of this for [bleep] nothing.

I feel so cheated right now.

- It was bad, Camila, it was bad.

- I don't doubt that it was bad.

- It was. It was--it was scary.

Nicole told me that it was scary.

- I guess everything does happen for a reason. I don't know.

I hope Tony goes home and figures his [bleep] out.

Tony's a great person when he's sober,

but he'll go from 0 to 100 in a snap of a finger.

He can do some serious damage

if he doesn't get that under control.

- ♪ [woman singing indistinctly] ♪

- [sobs]

♪ ♪

- It was a good time.

I'll try not to let my partner get the best of me

if I get another call, and that's it.

- Dude, sorry, buddy.

- [bleep] - Sorry, man.

You were [bleep] doing everything you could, man.

- I know. I know. [indistinct]. - [coughs]

- Ah! - Get it.

- We had it, man. - Get 'em, all right?

♪ ♪

- Now, I want to go to my hotel room,

and I want to go drink some more cervezas.

Homeward bound.

Man, this sucks.

- Bye.

- [sniffs] Okay.

I really thought we had a chance at first place,

and it was all taken away over stupid decisions

that could've been completely avoided.

♪ ♪

- Wes, you good?

- What's wrong? - What's wrong?

- "Hey, everyone.

"Let's see how long you can actually stand your rival.

"Get dressed in your team uniforms,

because your next challenge starts in 20 minutes."

- No. - Shut the [bleep] up.

- [bleep].

- And the emphasis is in, like, right now.

- We're starting a challenge in 20 minutes.

- Holy [bleep]!

- Here we go. - See?

- Oh, God.

- We got to get dressed. We have a challenge.

- We have a challenge right now.

- They just told us that. - Come on, yo.

- We have a challenge right now.

Right now.

- Damn, y'all, I wish I would've just had

enough time to [bleep] do my hair.

Out of all the challenges I've ever done,

this has never happened. I am so scared.

I'm pissed off, I'm tired. I don't want to do this,

and I have no idea what to expect at this point.

[energetic music]

♪ ♪

- All right, guys. Take your places

in front of your boxes, please.

All right. Welcome.

I just want to congratulate everybody

on making it to the halfway mark

on this season of "Rivals III."

[applause]

I just think this group needs a little reminder

of why you're all here-- is to make it to that final,

get your share of $350,000.

To begin, each team is gonna start

on the big box of their team boxes,

then I'm gonna take off, and every few hours,

you're gonna hear an air horn.

Once you hear that air horn, you move down to the next box.

You're gonna continue this process all night long.

[dramatic music]

- I just think this group needs a little reminder

of why you're all here,

and a staple in "The Challenge" is staying up all night.

So I'd like to welcome everybody to Up All Night.

To begin, each team is gonna start on the big box,

and every few hours, you're gonna hear an air horn.

Once you hear that air horn, you move down to the next box.

You're gonna continue this process all night long.

- Ashley's a party girl.

She stays up all night all the time.

I just hope I don't get so irritated with her

that I push her off of this box.

- That's gonna be difficult,

because you're not only gonna be tired,

but the boxes get smaller and smaller

as the night goes on.

- Go figure. The one day that I don't take a nap,

we're gonna be staying up all night.

- Now, remember, guys,

you're gonna be standing the entire time.

There's no sitting. There's no leaning.

Whatever you got to do, stand up on the box.

Fall off or step down,

you're going straight to The Jungle.

Got it?

Then I'm gonna come back in the morning,

and I'm gonna give you guys part two

of this challenge.

Now, part two of this challenge

is a mind game.

You've got to pay attention,

so just keep your wits about you.

Keep your mental game good.

You should be sweet.

- TJ says something about paying attention.

There's something to this, and I am absolutely gonna be

the first person to try to figure it out.

- The winning team will not only be safe from elimination,

but they will also be choosing two teams

to send into The Jungle to face off with our losers.

But wait.

You're also gonna get 1,000 bucks each and a day trip.

- Yeah, money, money, money!

- I'll take the $1,000.

That means 1,000 Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers,

1,000 double cheeseburgers, 1,000 anything.

I need that money.

- All right, guys.

It's time to get on your boxes, so go ahead.

Get on the box.

All right. Cool. I'll see you guys in the morning.

- All right, Teej. - Bye.

- Later, Teej. - I'll be waiting right here.

- Good thing I had that bag of Doritos.

- Did anybody sleep today?

- No. - No.

- I'm very upset, and I'm kind of in denial that

I'm actually gonna have to stand here all night long.

But I'm gonna do my best and just hope

that everyone else is mentally weaker than I am.

- You're gonna go through, like, a phase where it's like

you're gonna feel, like, drunk.

- Yep. - Yes. That's true.

- And then, you're gonna start seeing [bleep], dude.

- I am definitely not prepared to do an all-night challenge,

but I do see it in a good light

that it is preparing you for the final,

and I need some type of mentally preparing

to see if I actually can do it.

- Can you stand next to me?

- No. Can you be nicer to me? - [laughs]

I got my position.

- Let's see what this holds and see

if me and Jenna can tough through it.

I'm guessing our conversation back and forth

is probably gonna be minimal.

- There's gonna be a puzzle when we get done.

- And I'm gonna be [indistinct].

- Well, I hope your brain's still working.

[laughter]

[Mariachi band playing]

- Oh, no. Oh!

- Yeah. - No.

- What the-- - Oh, my God.

- Ai! Ai! Ai! Ai! Ai! Ai! Ai! Riba!

- This is also my favorite kind of music.

[all cheering]

♪ ♪

- They're coming! They're coming!

- I don't know what looks more ridiculous,

six mariachi players walking in,

playing music, or a bunch of idiots

standing on boxes, listening to the mariachi players play.

I mean, they must think this is as weird as we think it is.

♪ ♪

[all cheering]

- Ai! Ai! Ai! Ai!

- Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

- Hold on.

[band plays]

- Oh, it's the same thing over and over and over and over.

- Oh, no. [laughter]

- It's gonna be the same song.

- They're not gonna keep doing the same [bleep] song, right?

- Yes, they are. They're gonna try to go--

♪ ♪

- Hey!

- Don't try it. - Do it!

- No!

[band plays]

- Oh!

- I think that they're gonna try and weave us

off these boxes by just playing this music

for hours and hours and hours, which I'm okay with.

I'll sit there and dance all night long.

It makes time go faster.

♪ ♪

- Bye! - Arrivederci.

- [humming]

[band plays]

- I don't think it's even been an hour,

and I'm already going crazy.

♪ ♪

- I'm literally thinking they're gonna play this

the entire time.

I hope to God not, because if they do,

I'm jumping off this box.

♪ ♪

[Mariachi band playing]

♪ ♪

- They play this song over and over and over again,

to the point where I just want them out of my face

so I don't have to listen to this [bleep] anymore.

♪ ♪

- Hey!

- [yawns]

- Six of 'em.

[band plays]

- [humming]

TJ said, "Stay focused," and I start to get a feel

that, "Hey, we're gonna have to remember what's going on."

♪ ♪

- Yeah.

♪ ♪

- For real.

- Si, señor.

- Take a breather.

[laughter]

- Hey! - Yes.

- Hey! [cheers and applause]

- Come back. Just come back.

Come on. We were kidding.

[laughter] - Don't say that.

- Is there more?

Is there something else that's coming after these guys?

I mean, it was a little odd to have them come

in the first place, so it'll be interesting

to see what happens next.

- How long has it been, you think? Like, an hour?

- No. - It's been an hour.

- Yeah.

- I-i-it's been an hour.

- There was like-- - What's this? What's this?

- Nothing. - Sarah's on everything.

- There's this guy setting something up,

but I don't know if he's, like,

working on the crew or what he's doing.

- [burps]

- Was that you? - Yeah.

- Maybe. - That was you?

- Mm-hmm. - That was KellyAnne.

- What? That was a dude-burp.

- Yeah. I know. I'm really good at burps.

Go right away.

[all starting]

- [bleep] - Careful, buddy.

- Careful there.

- [bleep] - What the hell?

Did you just see what he did?

- Are you lost?

[dramatic music]

- They're going to, all night,

do little things like that to [bleep] with us,

because we're gonna start to get delirious.

- No.

- Exactly. - Sarah, what are you saying?

Whispering [bleep]-- - They're just, like,

pretending to talk about [bleep]

so that people like you get interested.

- So, time to turn on Sarah's memory.

There are three guitar players,

and the accordion is, like, a bluish-green color,

and the second guy over is wearing glasses,

and they play seven rounds, and there are six of them,

and then another guy comes in,

and I notice that he's wearing a shirt

with a radio station on it.

I'm logging everything in here,

because maybe, just maybe, I'll need this later.

- What are they saying?

- They're not saying anything. - What is that?

- Oh, my God!

- [laughs]

You are such a [bleep] corn ball.

Oh, now I'm tired. Oh, God.

- Oh, no. That moon's moving.

I think it's--I think time's going by faster than we think.

- I think so too. I'm optimistic.

- Go all the way down-- - Here's the thing.

The reason it feels like it's moving fast

is because we're not completely exhausted,

Once you get really [bleep] tired, that--

like, a minute's gonna feel like a [bleep] hour, dude.

- It is so boring. It's obviously uncomfortable.

So what you're dealing with in the first hour is fear--

fear knowing that this feeling isn't going to stop.

In fact, it's only gonna get worse.

- I always knew I'd hate standing on a box this long.

So stupid. [laughter]

- Not to mention, we're not, like, not-annoying people.

I'm not saying, "We." I'm saying, like, "Them"

are some of the most annoying people

in the history of the world

and, at the very least, in Mexico right now,

and we have to listen to them all night long.

- This party sucks.

- [laughs]

- I'm standing on a box. I hope that someone drops.

This night might never stop.

[energetic music]

- Whoo! Cool.

[revving engine]

- [yowls]

- I'm thinking we're getting a nice show

with different kind of people, different kind of characters,

and I'm enjoying the show. That's all I'm here to do.

- I'm looking at the color of the dirt bike.

It's red and yellow.

And most importantly, there's a number 93

on the gas tank, and I know that that's gonna be crucial.

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

- Okay.

- I look at everybody, and they are whispering

and talking, so I realize,

"Hey, we might need to memorize everything."

I'm definitely kicking myself in the butt for this one,

because I wasn't really paying attention.

Hopefully, Vince was.

- No. [both laughing]

- Shh, shh. I hope not.

[air horn blows] - [screams] Oh, Jesus.

Okay, so we step on the other one?

- Ugh! - [laughs]

- [humming] - I didn't use any of that.

- So we step down to the medium-size box,

and Vince gets to be a little closer,

so I know he's stoked about that.

Vince, I want some personal space, okay?

You don't need to be touching me the whole time

or rubbing your [bleep] body up behind me.

It's weird. It's creepy. Please stop.

- This box sucks even worse than the last box.

[laughter]

[deliberate music]

♪ ♪

- Hey, stay still so I can stretch my legs.

Thanks.

- Oh, wait, wait! Whoa.

- Oh, God. I'm scared.

- What's he gonna do with the can?

- Oh, yeah. - What are you about to do?

- Yeah, buddy. - All right. Come on.

[bangs on drum] - Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm kind of scared.

- I don't know if you should point that this way.

- Hey. - Yeah.

- Welder. All right.

[techno music]

- Riba! Riba! - Whoa!

♪ ♪

- [chuckling] - [bleep].

- [chuckling] - That's [bleep].

- Whoa! - Ah!

- Oh, no! - Go away! Go away!

[techno music]

♪ ♪

- Whoa! - [screams]

- [laughs] - [bleep]!

- Freaky! - That's--what the [bleep]?

- It's pretty intense to watch some dude on fire.

There's not really one part of me that wants to help him,

though. I'm assuming he has this under control.

- Oh, no! - Go away! Go away!

- [bleep]! - [laughs]

I'm sorry, buddy.

We got 1,000 bucks and a win riding on this.

You're gonna have to douse those flames out yourself.

- Is this real life?

[laughter]

- Oh, my God. - My God, dude.

- What was the barrel for?

- Did he?

Jenna actually gets a worse rap than she deserves.

She's a lot smarter than she lets on.

I'm not worried about her forgetting,

but we're just gonna have to keep refreshing this.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- We haven't ate dinner, and we're all starving.

We're all bored. We're losing our mind.

At this time, I think it's been about 36 hours.

♪ ♪

- Everything hurts. My feet hurt.

My knees hurt. My back hurts.

- We're all gonna be [bleep] living on the streets.

- My ears hurt from listening to Johnny Bananas.

- Oh, this is something fun. - Oh, jeez.

- Donkeys? - Is that a donkey?

- Oh, it's a burro.

He's like, "This hat is ridiculous."

- "I look like a [bleep] jackass."

- Fernando's Tacos.

- Yeah. He's heating it up.

- Oh, yeah. - Might be chicken.

- Nah, they're gonna be nasty tacos, bro.

It's gonna be, like, cow tacos. Watch.

[laughter]

- I'd rather starve.

- That looks so good.

- Wow! - Oh, yes!

- Yay! [applause]

- There's food! - Whoo!

- Man of the hour.

- These look [bleep] amazing.

[dramatic music]

- The mariachi band--

- No. - Yes, it--yes, it was.

- Mariachi was first. I'm telling you.

- I feel like the worst thing about being paired up with Dario

is that me and him are two alpha people.

I don't really take listening well. Neither does he.

The three circles, and then those tacos--

- No. It was two circles.

♪ ♪

- I don't know who's having a worse night,

us or this [bleep] donkey, dude.

[laughter]

- ♪ Fernando, Fernando ♪

♪ Tacos, oh, tacos Fernando ♪

I'm counting how many pineapples there are--nine,

how many tacos we have--six.

Fernando is in red. The donkey's in green.

Got it. Remember this.

Eat my tacos. Move on.

- Gracias, amigo!

- Okay. Thank you. Gracias. - Thank you.

[slow music]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Do you think we'll be out here

until at least, like, 9:00 a.m.?

- Yeah. - [groans]

- Oh.

[chainsaw buzzing] - Oh, [bleep]!

No!

- [whimpers]

[chainsaw buzzing]

- Whoo! Get his ass!

- Oh, this is so fun!

- The events that are taking place

are just getting stranger by the moment.

I honestly don't know

if Fernando slipped some LSD in these tacos,

because I'm really starting to see

some crazy [bleep] at this point.

- Get his ass!

[chainsaw buzzing]

Whoo!

[cheers and applause]

- Don't say nothing.

No, we trying to get that money.

[both laughing]

- All of this weird stuff is going on,

and I'm starting to think

that we need to pay close attention

to the things that are happening.

- Did you guys see the names on them?

- Smith and Williams. - Yeah.

- He's [bleep] with us.

- Hernandez and Gonzalez.

I don't memorize a lot of things,

but those are Hispanic last names,

and you best believe I ain't forgetting those.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Who's this little guy? - Ooh, yeah.

Magic and juggling.

- A juggler? [applause]

- I want to steal that outfit, though.

[rhythmic music]

- Oh, that's sick. - That's really cool.

- It's like David Bowie, dude, in "Labyrinth."

♪ ♪

- Yeah, buddy. - Damn!

- When it comes to this juggler,

I'm staring at his ugly, red shoes

and how tacky they are

and how his outfit does not match at all.

So yes. I am paying attention to detail.

- Oh, that is so dangerous.

♪ ♪

- Hell, yeah, dude.

- That's [bleep] cool. - Wow.

This guy's good.

- Whoo! - Whoo!

[applause]

- Yeah.

- One big ball, first of all.

Six small balls. - Oh, yeah, good.

- Five are white. One is yellow.

Three knives. Green pants, black top,

and red shoes. - Six.

[dramatic music]

[air horn blows]

- Okay. Step down.

Oh, [bleep].

- Once the foghorn blows for the third time,

we know that this challenge is really gonna

start to blow, because now, we are on the smallest box here.

I bet we're gonna be on this [bleep] for a long time, dude.

- Mm-hmm.

- Back hurts.

I want to sit down so bad, because this sucks.

There's no room. I can't move.

I wouldn't wish this upon my worst enemy.

- [yawns]

- No, just my knees.

- I'm just losing it.

I really don't know how much more I can take.

♪ ♪

- [bleep].

- This episode of "The Challenge: Rivals III"

continues now.

- 'Cause we're not even close to daylight.

- No, we're encroaching on 5:00 a.m.

- We could be here until 12:00.

- No, we won't, because health-wise,

that could kill us.

[laughter]

- "Health-wise." Kelly, do you realize

there's people who, [bleep], like,

on drugs can stay up for, like, a week?

- But they're not sitting in the hot sun.

- Yeah, well. - I don't know. I don't know

if that medically could kill us. - I don't think

it could kill us. - No.

- I was, like, looking forward to going to sleep all day.

Now, I'm standing on a box, smelling my partner's breath,

and just having a really terrible time.

- Excuse me. [laughs]

- Goddamn, Nany. - [laughs]

- Oh, what's that? - Oh.

You been saving that up. - Oh, I have

the grossest partner. - That is the worst.

- [laughs]

- Oh, somebody's coming. - Something's happening.

- Ugh. - Is that a snake?

- That's a big [bleep] snake. - That's a dragon.

- Gila monster. - It's an iguana.

- It's time for the souvenir of the night,

a picture with Alberto, the iguana.

- At this point, a guy holding an iguana

seems relatively normal.

- Oh, my God.

- Yes, it is. - No, no, no.

- Ah! - Oh!

- I don't want this iguana anywhere near me.

I'm not touching that. Ew.

- Oh, he's so cute!

- He got blue claws and everything.

- He's so sweet.

- There's no numbers with this iguana,

but the one thing he has on is this gold chain,

and it says his name, Alberto.

I will always remember you, Alberto.

[upbeat music]

[laughter] - Mi amigo!

- Aw, buddy. Oh! He tickles.

- No, Nany, you gotta hold his back legs.

- No. Stop. [laughs]

All right. Get this thing out of my hands.

- He's so cute!

Bye. - Oh, buddy!

- Bye, buddy.

- He was so nice and cute.

[dramatic music]

- You want to get in the front? Or--

- [laughs] Look at that.

That's her prize pig at the fair.

[both laughing]

- Don't laugh so hard. - Oh, my God. Oh, it hurts.

- You're gonna make me laugh. I laugh with my body.

- Now the delirium's starting to set in.

- Oh, yeah. - That is only gonna last

for so long, and then it's just gonna turn into sheer misery.

- Yep. - I'm totally already there.

- No. It's gonna get worse. - Way worse.

- Then TJ's gonna roll up all bright-eyed

and bushy-tailed.

"Oh, hey, guys. How was last night, man?"

Just give us all those [bleep] eyes--

- Yeah. [laughter]

- [laughs]

- We're all losing our minds.

Everybody is delirious, I'm miserable.

Jenna's right next to me, miserable.

Sarah's laughing at everything.

We're all just going crazy.

- Oh, it's definitely getting lighter,

and it's getting lighter fast.

- Yeah. - This is great news.

- Yeah, sunrise.

- Yeah!

[laughter]

- How do you feel about that box, dude?

- I--whoo!

So finally, we start to see the sun,

at least a little bit. It's peeking out.

- Yeah! Mister golden sun! - Yeah.

- Hey!

- We're thinking, "Maybe TJ will be here soonish."

♪ ♪

Wrong again.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- One shot of tequila right now

will get you [bleep] drunk.

- Oh! God, It would make you [bleep] drunk.

- With no sleep, you would be [bleep].

- TJ is nowhere to be found.

Are you kidding me, bro?

Get here. Get to work,

'cause I need to get off this box.

- [bleep] yeah, dude. [cheers and applause]

- What an appropriate-- - Yeah.

- You are a sight for sore eyes, Mr. Lavin.

- Thank you for finally showing up.

- What's up, guys? You guys feeling fresh and sexy?

- Buddy, you have no idea. - So fresh.

- [laughs] - Smelling fresh and sexy.

- Well, I'm very proud of you guys

for making it happen.

Obviously, I know you guys haven't had any sleep,

but now is when the challenge really begins.

[dramatic music]

- I am definitely not ready to use my mind.

It has been off since we got there,

and we're probably screwed.

- There's been some wild things go down last night.

Let's find out how much of it you remember

This is the mental game. Okay?

- My mind is not ready for this.

I can't remember a damn thing.

I'm screwed. I'm-I'm lit-- I'm done. It's over.

- Inside those boxes, there are puzzle pieces.

You guys are gonna need to put last night's events

in order and answer questions about each event.

- I don't like puzzles.

My brain is not working at this point,

and I'm hoping that my partner's brain

is still tickin'.

- The first team to get the correct answers

in the correct order

will win today's challenge, be safe from elimination,

and also be sending in two teams to The Jungle.

- There are two parts to this mind game

One is there's a series of eight events,

which all need to be put in order.

- This hat is ridiculous. - Whoo! Get his ass!

- Hell, yeah, dude.

- And then, there are a series of eight questions

which need to be answered about those eight events.

- All right, guys. You can step off your boxes.

Let's get you set up.

[energetic music]

Remember, correct answers in the correct order.

You ready?

- Yeah. - Ready.

- Go. [air horn blows]

- ♪ You gotta drop this ♪

♪ ♪

- Wait a second. Wait a second.

- Go, faster, faster.

- This is the most frustrating thing

in the whole, entire world.

- Wait. T--stop.

You're freaking me out right now.

- Oh, this is [bleep].

- Next on "The Challenge."

- Hurry up and get it done.

- [groans] [bleep].

- Okay, so it's blue or gray.

- Oh, the sun is [bleep] me up.

- Going to seven.

- What do you want to do? Give up?

- [sighs]

- I want to sabotage them so bad.

- If it was up to me, I'm putting in Bananas

and Vince every [bleep] time.

- If we don't get rid of one of them,

no one stands a shot at winning.