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- Previously, on "The Challenge"...

- Jamie, he's like a cop, and I'm like a bad girl.

- You can't hook up in the Challenge House

and expect nobody to talk about it.

- The champ is here. - First challenge of Rivals III

and guess who comes out victorious?

- Well, my back is hurting really bad.

- Leroy, you are physically unable to do any competitions.

Unfortunately, you have to go home.

Averey, you got to go too.

Johnny and Jessica, you guys

were the worst team at the challenge,

so you're automatically going into the elimination.

Vince and Jenna, you two will also be choosing

who goes in against Jessica and Johnny.

- We want to cause the least amount of shockwaves

in the house: Brandon and Bri.

- You can choose one more.

- What? - Super twist.

- Devin and Cheyenne.

- In that canister are four skulls.

You pull out the black skull,

you're gonna be going against Johnny and Jessica.

all: Oh!

[air horn blows] - Let's go.

- Big breaths, Jess. You're doing [bleep] great.

- Push it, push it, push it.

- Devin and Cheyenne, you didn't go down without a fight.

- I would do it again in a heartbeat.

male announcer: Tonight... - She's jealous.

- Get the [bleep] out of here.

- Maybe you like her a little bit more than she like you.

- I'm kind of getting turned on right now.

- We brought in some replacements.

Come on out, guys. - Who is it?

Who is it?

[rock music]

♪ ♪

[dance music]

♪ ♪

- All right, who wants a drink?

No, no, you don't get one.

No, no, no, you don't get one of those.

- Thank you.

- Thank you. - You really rock it.

- Me and Wes were really good friends.

I'm not gonna lie, he does complement me a lot,

you know, and tell me how good I look,

and how beautiful I am.

- I'm done. - That calls for a toast.

You better propose a toast! - To all my bitches and hoes.

[all screaming]

♪ ♪

- I don't know, I'm like, super stressed out right now.

I don't know, I just feel like super like, um...

- She--she is new. Fresh.

- I'm, like, outside of the circle, I feel like.

I don't know. I just think I'm really like--

- Learn how to deal with that feeling,

because it only gets wo-- more stressful.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - This does not get easier.

- I feel like a turtle in a shell that's,

like, retracted right now.

My insecurities are coming back.

People have been here for years. They're old friends.

So right now, I'm just feeling outside of the circle,

and I really, really hate that feeling more than anything.

But I need people to have my back,

and I don't need to have people like, [whispering].

♪ ♪

- [crying]

- What happened? - Baby, are you okay?

- I guarantee you, he didn't. - I just [bleep] saw it!

I'm done. I'm done. - Okay. That's okay.

[club music]

♪ ♪

- What did I do?

I just want to know what I did or what's wrong with her.

That's all I want to know.

- [crying]

- Thinking you don't have her back or some [bleep].

- It's so [bleep] up.

Like, everyone's trying to lie to me.

I just saw it [bleep] happen.

- I--okay, I won't--

I honestly don't think that happened.

- I just [bleep] saw it.

I [bleep]

saw it with my own [bleep] eyes.

- Okay, that's not cool. Here.

- No, I'm [bleep] done.

Oh, my God. [groans]

- I'm just glad this is not me.

Is this what people feel like when I go Camillanator on them?

- [gasps] Camila!

- You piece of [bleep].

You cheater.

You're gonna die.

Because that's what it felt like.

- I'm done.

No, I'm done. I'm done.

- She ran off to the [bleep] bathroom?

- She's crying.

- That's so [bleep] up, dude.

That's so [bleep] up, dude.

- So sure enough, Smashly is back,

and that's a problem for me

because I have to be there for her.

I don't care if we get along or not.

Without her, I'm nothing. Without me, she's nothing.

- She thinks that you made out with Nicole.

- Why'd you make out with Nicole?

- And she said that she saw it.

- Dude. Jamie, Jamie. - I didn't kiss Nicole.

- I know. I believe you 100%. - I'd talk to her--

I'd talk to her outside.

- The fact that Ashley thinks that I'm making out with Nicole

is something that she's manufactured in her mind.

I never kissed Nicole. It didn't happen.

- Get the [bleep] out of here.

Get the [bleep] out of here.

Get her the [bleep] out of here.

- No, I don't care. Piss in your pants.

Piss in your pants, bitch.

- What the [bleep]? Okay.

Going to the other bathroom. Wait, is this--

- Nicole. Nicole. - I have to use the bathroom.

- Did you make out with Jamie? - No.

- Because she thinks you made out with Jamie.

- She thinks that you made out with Jamie.

- No. - Tell her you didn't.

Just tell her you didn't.

- I go to the bathroom to go pee,

not to be confronted that I kissed some prison guard.

That's your man, not mine.

- She knows, she knows, she knows, she knows.

I just--I want to talk to her though.

I want to talk to her. - Okay.

- Stop. What are you-- - I don't know.

I just don't feel good right now.

Seriously, like, I need to have someone,

at least anyone have my back.

At least--anyone--someone.

I see y'all. I see how y'all act.

You're a lot of little whispers and everything.

I see it. - You're being paranoid.

What you talking about? - No, I'm not.

I will kill everyone in every competition.

I just don't like this political.

- Exactly, exactly. - And I want this political

[bleep] though! - You will kill it.

It's political. You do great at this.

- I don't want it. - Ash, you do great.

You look great.

Listen, listen, you're looking at me right now.

You know we got this.

Come on, let's do this.

My partner feels alone.

I'm just trying to get through to her.

Let her know, "Hey, I'm here for you.

"Stop feeling like you're alone. It's gonna be tough,

but hopefully we can fight through this and get by."

- [laughing]

- I swear to God, boys are dumb--it's okay!

Come on! Let's go!

- Stop! - Please!

- Stop! - Please, take my arm.

- There's probably gonna be some smacking.

Some bumping and grinding.

- That's what I'm talking about. Mama!

- They're having us pretty much having sex,

and I'm not happy about this.

- We all know Leroy was hurt

so we brought in some replacements.

Come on out guys. -Who is it.

Who is it?

Oh!

[rock music]

♪ ♪

- Who wants to go for a pool party?

- Why are you still upset?

- Because you [bleep] pissed me off.

- Why?

- Okay, here's the thing.

When someone asks you "what did I do," you say,

"Hey, Jamie, you did this."

- Well, I just hate that, like...

I don't know.

This sucks so much.

- What's wrong with you?

- I just feel, like, so alone in this game, and like I have--

- You have people who care about you.

Stop. Why do you-- - Who? I'm not scared.

I don't need y'all.

- Why do you have to act so tough?

What's it gonna do for you?

Huh? Nothing.

I think you're a great girl.

I like you. I always have.

I'm never gonna change my facts about that.

But if you don't want to act like you care about me,

then I'm not gonna chase you.

- You know I care about you.

["Love Is A War" by Five Knives]

♪ ♪

- ♪ This is how it feels ♪

♪ When your bones are broken ♪

♪ Nails are in the coffin ♪

♪ And all you hear is darkness ♪

- I partied too hard last night.

- Oh, I'm tired.

- Seriously, guys, don't be bitches.

Like, seriously, Jess. Like what the [bleep].

I'm looking right the [bleep] at you.

- Well, baby, I didn't do anything.

You saw what Simone did. I just giggled.

I swear. Hand to God.

- You know, If you're gonna act like you're nice to me,

then I don't, like, go behind people's back and talk [bleep].

You know what I'm saying? Or, like, make faces.

Or, like, put my hands up. Do that [bleep].

- So what difference does it make

if somebody tell me behind your back

or they telling you to your face?

Because I'm telling you--

- Going behind your back is shady as [bleep]

and makes people be, like--

why would you want to be that person

that talks behind someone's back?

If I feel something, I'm not gonna be like, "Oh, hey, Simone.

Blah, blah, blah. What's up, girl?"

Then be like...[grunting].

That's just [bleep] up.

- You don't want people to talk about you,

don't give them nothing to talk about.

Yesterday you made a big ass [bleep] scene,

so now people think that you want to be on camera,

and you want to be a camera whore.

- I believe Simone's really fake,

and she keeps saying I'm doing this for camera time

when everyone in this house

knows that Simone is the biggest camera whore.

- So you don't want people to talk about you,

then you got to learn how to control yourself

and you got to know how to chill.

What the hell is wrong with you?

I just don't want to hear anything

she has to say right now.

I just need you out of my vicinity.

I need you out of my ear.

- This feels like high school drama.

All Simone did was, "She's crazy."

I giggled and you got upset.

- Yeah, exactly. That's high school drama, Jess.

[mock giggling]

That's the [bleep] high school drama, sweetie.

- Look at the way you're acting right now!

- I know, because it's [bleep] up that you do that.

- All right, Okay.

I'm about to say [bleep] it now.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- She was really just drunk.

- That's what I thought. - You know?

- I just took it at face value.

- But she--ooh. - She what?

- I just think you got to be careful, you know?

- Like what? - I'm just saying.

Just be careful.

I think that you maybe,

maybe you like her a little bit more than she like you.

- Oh, I didn't think that was...

- I don't know. - I don't know.

I don't know, because- - Did she say something to you?

- She just... Yeah, we'll talk later, man.

Jamie is a really sweet guy.

I think that Ashley is playing this man.

Jamie, you can't make a ho a housewife.

Ashley knows what she's doing.

She's using the power of the vajay-jay to sway-sway.

I'll talk to Jamie later.

- Yeah, I don't feel that way at all--I don't think that.

I don't know. I think she was just drunk.

- It kind of makes me nervous.

It kind of makes me not want to hang out with her as much.

I don't want to deal with that. It's all good though.

- All right.

[techno music]

♪ ♪

- Hi, there, everybody. Welcome to your second challenge

on this season of "Rivals III."

[applause]

We all know Leroy was hurt,

so him and Averey had to go home.

So we brought in some replacements.

Come on out, guys.

- We have no idea who this could be.

We're basically bringing now new people into the house,

and it's gonna make the game even more challenging

than it already is.

- Who is it. Who is it?

- Oh.

- We all know Leroy was hurt,

so him and Averey had to go home.

So we brought in some replacements.

Come on out, guys.

- Who is it. Who is it?

- Is that "Are You The One"?

- You are not the one!

- Hell no. - What's up? What's up?

Challenge is here. - All right, guys.

So this is Amanda and Nelson,

and they're from "Are You The One"?

They're gonna be joining you guys.

- Welcome!

- Ooh, let's go!

- Nelson thought that Amanda's behavior

was way too bold for him.

He thought she was obnoxious and ridiculous.

And now they're rivals.

- Basically, she has a pop off mouth.

She doesn't know when to shut up.

Honestly, that's the truth.

- Not all of us come from money. - Okay, okay, okay.

- Don't [bleep] with me, don't [bleep] with me.

- Let's be real! - 'Cause when people are not--

- [shouting] - Eating--

Shut the [bleep] up! Shut the [bleep] up!

[both shouting]

- And I don't take [bleep] from no one

so when Nelson tries to shut me down,

it's not gonna work.

- Lets people know I am an alpha.

- He thinks he is.

- All right, guys, today you're playing Dirty Laundry.

As you can see, there are four giant tubs

with four massive bars of soap.

To begin, you and your partner

are gonna start by sitting on that bar of soap.

You're then gonna grind your bodies

back and forth trying to reveal a series of numbers below.

Once you've revealed all four numbers,

you're then gonna dig through all your dirty laundry

till you find the four clean jerseys

with those numbers.

You then must hang your jerseys, in order, on the clothesline.

Each heat will have a loser.

But whichever losing team does the worst,

and doesn't advance the farthest will be going to The Jungle.

The team to hang up their four jerseys

the fastest, in order, will win today's challenge.

- Am I looking forward to sitting

on a slippery cylindrical bar

and smashing into Sarah's backside?

I would rather put a campfire out with my face at this point.

- All right, guys, so this season

we're gonna switch things up a little bit.

Usually, the winners of the last challenge

get to choose the order for the next challenge.

But this season, if you go in The Jungle and you win,

the following challenge, you're making the order.

- Perfect [bleep] to make that happen.

- So congratulations, Johnny and Jessica,

you guys are gonna make today's order.

- All right. Cool.

Being able to pick the order is definitely good.

It keeps you where you want to be,

because going first in these challenges sucks.

- Now we're gonna have three heats of four.

Go ahead and knock that out.

See you guys. Good luck.

[cheers and applause]

- Are you doing "Are You The Ones"?

- Yep. - I knew that was going first.

That's a given.

- You good with that? - Cool.

- Here you go, Teej. - All right, thank you, sir.

- Thank you.

- Heat one is Amanda and Nelson.

- Let's go. Let's get it.

- Briana and Brandon.

Nate and Christina. And Nicole and Dario.

All right, good luck, you guys.

Make it happen.

- Coming in as replacements, I think that

obviously we're gonna be the underdog,

but I think we were gonna be the underdog no matter what.

But they better watch out because the underdog's

coming for the win. - Exactly.

- I don't like the idea of Brandon's pelvic region

anywhere near mine,

but I'm just gonna pretend

that I'm sitting on my boyfriend's [bleep].

- What?

- All right, guys. You ready?

[air horn blows]

["Sugar" by Five Knives]

- ♪ Oh, my gosh ♪

- ♪ I know what them boys want ♪

[hooting]

♪ I know what them boys want ♪

- ♪ They just want to taste my sugar ♪

- ♪ I know what them boys want ♪

♪ ♪

- Come on, Nelson. You got to do it.

You got to just ram it, bro. - Go!

- ♪ Oh, my God, oh, my God ♪

♪ Who told you that you was hot? ♪

- Come on, Nelson.

Nelson, I can't keep going when you do that.

- Oh. - I have Nelson

in the back of me, like, slamming

on my back with his balls.

I'm just like, "Ew, Nelson.

"Like what the [bleep] are you doing?

"Like, this is not a humping me challenge,

this is a humping the pole challenge."

- Give her ass a good pelvic thrust!

- ♪ I know what them boys want ♪

- Ah, yeah! Whoo!

- ♪ I know what them boys want ♪

♪ They just want to taste my sugar ♪

♪ I know what them boys want ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I know what them boys want ♪

♪ They just want to taste my sugar ♪

- Back and forth. Back and forth.

Forward, back. There you go. - Go, Briana.

- If there's a challenge that I can bring more

to the table, definitely it would be this one.

My butt is the size of Massachusetts.

Or just collide. - Or just coll--[laughs].

♪ ♪

- I'm using my boney butt to my advantage.

I'm pushing down really hard and cutting through that soap.

I'm pretty sure we're doing really good.

♪ ♪

- Oh, right here. 74...

74, 12--there you go.

- 19. 34, 19.

- What are your numbers? - 5, 12.

- There you go, like that.

- Brandon, you're almost there. - Done!

- Done! [air horn blows]

- Yeah! - There you go!

- Ah, that a girl! That a girl!

- I thought that people with, like, big butts

were gonna have an easier time,

but people with the smaller boney butts

actually have an easier time. - Boney--that bone, man.

I'm happy I got a small butt now.

That bone really got into it.

- It did, yeah.

- Killed that [bleep].

- Let's go, Dar.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. There.

- There you go. - That's it.

- There's soap in my eyes

and there's snot running down my face.

It's not sexy whatsoever.

Right now it's a blessing in disguise

that there's soap in my eyes,

because I don't have to look at Brandon.

Even if I wanted to look at him, I literally can't.

♪ ♪

- Keep going, keep going, keep going.

- I think Nicole is very beautiful.

She definitely knows how to sexually work this soap.

I mean, it's kind of a turn on.

[all shouting]

- Get it, girl! - Come on, Bri!

- Come on, guys. - It's coming off.

It's coming off. It's coming off.

- Come on, Bri! - It's falling, Bri.

- There you go! There you go!

- There you go. There we go, Bri.

- Heavyweights up. Let's go. Yo, get your number--

- 7. 55. - 55. 7?

- 55, 20.

- Come on, guys! You're almost there!

♪ ♪

- Done. [air horn blows]

No, I'm not doing it.

- Good job, guys.

- Keep working it, guys. Keep working it.

- Come on, Nicole and Dario.

You got this. Let's go.

- You got the last number. Come on.

Come on.

- This challenge is never-ending.

We are humping and humping this bar of soap

and hopefully my boney ass hits him in the balls

so he goes faster.

- Tight race, guys, tight race.

Who's gonna be last? Let's go.

[all shouting]

- Go, Nicole. Go. - 36, 40.

- 36. 21, 17. - No!

- 21.

- Go, go! - It's close!

- Here's 17. - 19.

- It all comes down to this. - Hurry! Come on!

- What's that? What's that number?

- Go! - It's 17, 19!

- Put this one up--come here, come here, come here.

- All comes down to this. - Hurry, hurry, hurry.

- What was the last one? - 5.

- 17, 19. Right? - 19 what?

What's the last number? - 74.

74, 19.

[all shouting]

- Let's go! Put this one!

Put that up! - I am! [bleep]!

- Guys! [air horn blows]

[techno music]

♪ ♪

- Yeah! - [bleep], man.

- I didn't hang that one up.

I hung up 23 and 44. - You didn't.

- And 5. Yes, I did.

- We got our ass whopped.

That's what happened. - At the end of the day

when I came down to it, I told him which number to hang

and he hanged number 19.

Like, where the [bleep] did you get number 19 from.

- First of all, check cameras. - Like that's [bleep]--

- She hung the numbers up. - I didn't hang up 19.

You hung up 19. - Here you go, here you go.

- That's exactly why we're rivals.

- He hung up the wrong [bleep] one.

- This is an announcement to both our significant others

at home and their parents.

Might look like we're having a good time, but we're not.

I also apologize to whoever her significant other

is because, I'm looking good today.

- She's excited. - I'm excited, I think.

- She's had the most practice in the house.

So at this point, I think we got this.

- I've been practicing with Jamie all week.

- Hey!

- I hope Simone really knows

how to have sex and grind and [bleep].

- Well, Thomas has a really fat ass

so I think that that's gonna be a really good one and up for us.

Boom. We got this [bleep] in the bag.

- We are rivals

and we just learned to talk, so, no offense,

but having us pretty much having sex,

I'm not happy about this.

- It's not that bad.

- It's bad, it's bad.

- All right.

- All right, guys, you ready? all: Yeah.

- Go.

♪ ♪

- Whoo! Cory. - Whoo!

- That's what I'm talking about. Mama!

♪ ♪

- I love this.

Jamie's asking me to go in the same rhythm as him.

No, no, no. This is not okay.

- Come on, Johnny. Soapy shower Sundays.

- Wes and I, we hardly talk,

and now I have him, like, thrusting all over me.

It's weird.

- Go, Nany! - Yeah!

♪ ♪

- Ashley! Get it, girl.

- It looks like it's cracking.

♪ ♪

- Yeah?

The name of the game isn't who can get

all of the soap off,

it's who can get the numbers fastest,

and that's what I'm doing.

- [grunting]

- Why are you moaning?

- Come on, baby. Yeah.

Show Jamie what's up. - [moaning]

- Is Ashley really moaning like that?

- Could it be?

That's Ashley.

I'd know that moan from anywhere.

- [moaning]

I'm not really making sex noises,

I 'm just making noises

like body builders do when they work out.

Like...[grunting].

["No Twerk" by Apashe]

- ♪ Go Gadget ♪

♪ Oh, all of a sudden you a bad ♪

♪ Just got a fat ass like it's magic ♪

♪ And now you trying to shake it like ratchet ♪

- It doesn't really feel like Ashley and Cory

are rivals anymore.

It feels like I'm watching them get it on in a bed.

- We still have half our soap bar because Simone can't do it.

Simone, you need to do something, darling.

- And it's been 20 minutes.

♪ ♪

- Run up there.

13. - And then the second one?

Good job, Wes. Seriously, thank you.

[air horn blows]

We didn't sit there and try to get

all of the soap off of the bar.

We just came up with the idea to just find the numbers.

- In business they call that working smart,

not working hard.

- Good job! - 46? 6?

- 38. - 43. 3. Go.

- 23. 72. - 10. 6. 22. 10.

- Aw, [bleep]. - 10. 17.

- Here's 43. - 17, 22.

- This thing just [bleep] broke.

- Can you hold that? [bleep] hold that!

- Give me another one. - Here.

- We're good. Composure.

Composure, composure.

- Great. Great. - I think that's it, Jamie.

[air horn blows]

- Is that good? [air horn blows]

- All right. That's it. - It was [bleep] embarrassing.

We got one number. Everyone else got four.

My ass hurts like a mother[bleep].

- We're in Mexico and my ass

[bleep] feels like a spicy quesadilla.

It's horrible.

- We're rivals, so this isn't the ideal,

you know, challenge for us.

- It might be uncomfortable for Camila,

but I'm gonna secretly enjoy it, and we're gonna get soapy.

We're gonna lather it up, and we're gonna take this one.

- There's probably gonna be some smacking,

some bumping and grinding,

which shouldn't be that much fun.

Maybe for her, not for me. - Yeah, okay.

Of course it's gonna be a little awkward,

but we're gonna stay as far apart as we can

until we need to meet in the middle.

- I'm just gonna visualize anybody but Johnny on that pole.

- We're shooting for 30 seconds on this one.

- You finish most things in about 30 seconds, don't you?

- Go! [air horn blows]

- Turn. - I'm--I'm going.

- Turn your body sideways like I am.

We've seen multiple heats go and we know that the numbers

are not right on top of the [bleep] soap bar.

- And Jessica is just doing what Jessica does best.

Nothing.

- [grunts] - Come on, come on.

- [bleep] you, Johnny! - Come on. Come on.

[bleep] Jessica. - [groans]

- Turn. - I'm--I'm going.

- Turn your body sideways like I am.

- Reilly, you got to get going, man.

- You need to put all your pressure on this leg.

After watching the first two heats,

I saw that all you need to do

is dissolve where the numbers are.

- Come on, baby. Yeah. - Yeah.

- Yeah. - We're getting some numbers.

- Good job. Keep doing that.

We're almost there.

Keep doing that. Keep doing that.

Get through that. Get through that.

- She looks like a fierce sexual competitor,

and I'm thinking nasty thoughts.

- We've got one number here,

one number here-- work that area.

- I'm trying everything in my power

to not look at Bananas.

I do not want to see his O-face.

I barely want to see his regular face.

- This is your game. This is yours.

You're almost there, baby. You're almost there.

I never really thought Tony was sexy.

I always thought he kind of has a cute face.

But on that bar of soap, he didn't look too bad.

Come on, Tony baby.

35. 73. 88.

- 71.

- 73. - 35.

73. 88.

- Whoo! [air horn blows]

- The way were were doing it.

♪ ♪

- I'm thinking that the soap's gonna be

all squishy and nice, and no, it's hard.

I feel like my butt is getting bruised,

and I am not about to break my vagina bone

on this challenge.

It hurts when you ride on it too hard.

- Yeah, that sounds right.

- You got it. You got it. I give you all the credit.

I don't know if I don't have the moves right.

- This one's high. That one's gonna be low.

- But this is impossible.

- 44.

71. 36. Go.

- All right, Lee. It's you and Bananas.

- It's almost broken up. Get it. Get it.

Go, Johnny, go.

You got it, you got it, you got it.

[air horn blows]

- 49. 83.

64. 46.

- I got it. That is it.

Good job, Bananas. This is all you.

[air horn blows]

All you. That was all you.

- Ooh! - It was [bleep] awful.

It's difficult. It's a lot harder than it looks,

and it really takes a bigger person to do it.

- I feel stupid. I'm in the bottom again.

How the [bleep] else could I feel?

- Great jobs today. Nice work.

I saw a lot of things

that I don't need to see again, okay?

So Nelson and Amanda, welcome to "The Challenge."

- Thank you. Thank you for having us.

- You know what?

I feel like doing something different.

Something we've never done.

So I'm gonna send you guys

for a taste of Huatulco.

You get to bring two teams with you.

So who's it gonna be?

- "Are You The One?"

- Man, I don't [bleep] know.

- I'm sorry.

- Any time TJ says anything out of the ordinary,

I'm suspicious.

I kind of duck down and try and stay out of the view

because this isn't something

I want to be a part of.

- So, Nelson and Amanda,

I'm gonna send you guys for a taste of Huatulco.

You get to bring two teams with you.

So who's it gonna be?

- "Are You The One?"

- Man, I don't [bleep] know.

- At first I'm excited.

I'd be like, "Ooh, that would be tight."

And then I start to realize all of this is sketchy.

Simone goes like, "Pick us.

Pick us. We want to go."

No we don't.

Shut the [bleep] up, Simone.

- I turn my head to the left.

Everybody's scared.

- Hey, pick Johnny and Sarah.

- Who's it gonna be?

- I pick Bananas and Sarah.

- And I pick Simone and Thomas.

- I'm a horrible date. I don't pay for [bleep].

All right?

- Bananas and Sarah's kind of like a gimme

because they're like the "Challenge" vets.

But Thomas and Simone, that's super random.

- So it's Bananas and Sarah,

Simone and Thomas, Amanda and Nelson.

- This could go really great or this could be very bad.

I don't know if there's gonna be a surprise elimination.

I don't know if we're getting some kind of clue there.

Or maybe we're just drinking Tequila.

- Now, I think everybody else needs to get

to know you better too,

so tomorrow night,

I'm cancelling the elimination.

[all cheering]

And I'm gonna be throwing you guys a house party instead.

all: Whoo!

- I'm filled with relief, I really am,

because I was sitting in the bottom,

and I'm super stoked.

- See you at the next challenge.

- All right, Teej! - Let's go!

- Whoo! - Whoo!

♪ ♪

- Is everyone ready? - Let's go.

- Here's the challenge, we have to drink

everything on this table.

[speaking Spanish]

- The strengths I bring to "The Challenge"

is quickness, strength, looks, brains, and attitude.

- My weakness is my partner. - Salud.

- Let us hear it. - Yeah, why are you guys rivals?

- No disrespect, but like,

she'll always pop off on people and never have--

- For a reason. - You had bad reasons, dude.

- Terrible topic to bring up. - Yeah.

- I've had to learn to be a strong person

just because my mom left my family,

like, four years ago.

So I stayed with my dad,

and then he got kind of sick.

He had a quadruple open heart surgery,

and me being a nurse, it's good that I was with him

in the time that he was recovering.

And I feel like going

through something like that made me be like,

"You have to pick up the pieces. You have to be an adult."

- Uno mas pregunta.

Como se dice "snake"?

- Oh, shut up, Johnny.

- Oh, my God. - Serpienta.

It's great to just be able to go out

and drink top shelf alcohol

while the entire rest of the house

is trying to figure out

what crazy plot twist is taking place.

- I don't know, pretty sure they're going

to the elimination round right now.

I just got a feeling.

- You don't think they're coming back?

- Oh, my God, Wes, no. - Yeah.

- They don't have tooth brushes.

They don't have anything with them.

- They are gone. - They don't have gym clothes.

Like, Sarah's in heels.

- Gone.

- So, listen, so we have a roommate named Wes Bergman,

he looks like a miniature version of this iceberg roll.

Doesn't it look like Wes? - Yes, he does!

- Don't talk about Wes. - Okay, but that does kind of--

- Wes is, like, sexy in his own way.

- Camila said the same thing.

- Jesus Christ.

Are we talking about the same Wes Bergman?

- Yes, we're talking about the same [bleep] Wes.

- The ginger that's in our house right now.

- Yes, with the freckles, yes. - He probably thinks the worst.

He thinks that we're hanging out with TJ,

plotting against him.

- How weird would it be

if none of them come back?

- Great.

- And they all start a separate game.

- Are we?

- It is shot time, baby. - Cheers.

- We may be taking down drinks and eating great food,

but at the same time this is a great time

to size up the new kids and find out

where their head's at, what their weaknesses are.

- So, question. - Oh, okay.

- Why are you guys rivals? - So she came in.

She's trying to get into people's businesses.

I said don't come into people's businesses.

You don't need to. - Okay.

- Which means that he was in my business

then right at that point, right?

- No, I was just playing a drinking game.

So there's, like, 14 cups on the table full of alcohol.

She decides to grab every single one of them

and throw them in my face.

[all shouting] - [bleep]!

- Yo, yo, yo! Stop! - [bleep] talk!

He's saying that I was in somebody else's business,

then he got in that business too.

Me and him didn't even have to argue

because I wasn't talking to him in the first place.

I was upset, okay,

and when I get upset I sometimes--

- Get a little cray cray? - Yeah, I get cray cray.

- When was this, like? - This was Ex's II.

- Ex's II. - Yeah.

- What about you two?

- I kind of want to see his relationship with Sarah.

I have seen it in the past on TV,

but I want to know in real life.

- I basically carried her ass to the end of a challenge

and then she decides at the last minute

to stab me in the back

and basically from the beginning,

from [bleep] day one,

her and [bleep] Jordan are plotting behind my back.

She was, actually. - To [bleep] win.

- They pissed everyone-- - That's why we're not friends.

- Absolutely. "Still salty," yeah.

You [bleep] cost me $125,000.

I don't know anyone

that wouldn't have been salty about that.

- No, I did that so that I could win $125,000.

If you win $125,000,

I don't win $125,000. I want to win the money for me.

- That says a lot about who you are outside of the show too.

- Because our friendship-- you think

our friendship is worth $125,000?

- I'm just saying I would have never done that.

- Well, maybe you're the better person.

- I know I am, I know I am.

- She literally pointed out,

"Yes, I'm backstabbing him at the end of the finals."

You know what you just told me? I can't trust you.

All right, I got a question.

- Yes. - What's going on?

- I know you probably think we're [bleep],

when I tell you this is the most twisted game

where it's, like, nothing

[bleep] makes sense, dude.

If this guy thinks that I'm gonna tell someone

who I've never met before anything of importance,

he's got another thing coming.

I have no [bleep] idea where anybody [bleep]

stands in this game, dude.

- Are you sure?

- Sarah, did you tell them my plan already?

What the [bleep]? No. Listen. - Don't lie.

- Out of all "Are You The One?" kids,

you guys are my favorite ones so far.

- You are our favorite. - I'm not gonna lie.

- No bull[bleep]. - And guess what?

I [bleep] know that you are the biggest bull[bleep]

in this whole entire mother[bleep] house.

These people like to find your weak spots

and I'm gonna make it seem like I'm a [bleep]

crazy bitch because I don't want them to know the soft spots

that they could potentially hit in the future.

- Hear me out for a second. - I know I have to slice

your [bleep] off [bleep] second week I'm here?

announcer: this episode of "The Challenge:

Rivals III" continues now.

[hip-hop music]

- What happened, what happened?

- I don't want to talk about this.

I don't want to talk about this right now.

- What happened at the dinner?

- Can we please talk about this tomorrow?

- No. what happened at the--

- Can we please talk about this tomorrow?

- No, Simone. - No, because

I feel like you're playing me.

You have a girlfriend.

I know you're playing me right now.

- Yeah. I thought we were just friends.

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, we're not just friends? - I'm not gonna lie.

You came up tonight.

Wes is, like, sexy in his own way.

- Are we talking about the same Wes?

- Yes, we're talking about the same [bleep] Wes.

- The ginger that's in our house right now.

- And I said something about your attraction.

It wasn't--you know, it was good.

I was like, "Wes is very attractive

and blah, blah, blah."

- Oh, yeah. - We're just here right now

and emotions flare up.

- I've never said that I'm attracted to you.

- Okay. So you're not.

So we don't have anything else to talk about.

So now I don't have any loyalty to you, okay?

- That's, I mean-- - Okay?

Because I honestly thought

you were even a little bit attracted to me.

- You look beautiful tonight. - Thank you.

- I love this outfit. - Thank you.

- You're rocking it. - But you're not.

You know what you're doing right now.

- Do you have a crush on me?

- Yes!

- Oh, Simone, you crossed the line.

- And I'm walking away.

- Oh.

- I don't know what the hell I was thinking.

- Whew.

This happens all the time.

♪ ♪

- Are you [bleep] connecting on an

"Are You The One" basis right now?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- So what were some differences

and similarities that you guys encountered?

- Do you really give a [bleep]? - No, not at all.

- Like, why are you asking? - I do.

- Yeah, I really don't give a [bleep]

about you but still was gonna try

and be nice and have a conversation

and get to know you for a minute.

But never mind. [bleep] you.

- Do you think that a dude can get

in your face harder than me?

- Oh! - Think again.

Johnny's asking me what season from "Are You The One"

I'm from and I'm like, why do you [bleep] care?

I'm going in no matter what.

Like, you ain't trying to get to know me.

I'm not stupid.

I'm not gonna be a pawn and look like a dumb bitch.

- Are you trying to sit down as a cosigner

or what's your position?

- Cosigner? This is my [bleep] boy.

Johnny's my buddy

and I see him kind of getting into it

with this new chick, Amanda.

I don't how it all got started,

but I'm gonna have Johnny's back.

- Don't act like you're here with a [bleep] homie.

- He's my partner so he is.

- Wait, wait, I'm sorry. What was your name again?

- Amanda. - Amanda.

FYI, you don't have to come at me like that.

Well, okay- - It's not about you.

It ain't about [bleep].

I'm new to this show, it doesn't matter.

You guys are gonna gun for me no matter what.

- Don't know how you- - I ain't worried about nothing.

- Amanda comes in like a Kamikaze.

This girl is like a little Tasmanian devil

and she's like... [imitating gunfire].

This house is making me look better and better every day

because that takes the target off me being the crazy one.

Ha, ha, ha. Got you, bitch.

- You know what? I hope that you

[bleep] go to the duel or the jungle

or whatever the [bleep] it's called next

because you got a big mouth.

- I've never seen anyone make this loud

of an entrance in a house in my entire life.

- I don't know if you can [bleep]

back up your bark, but I'm [bleep]--

- But, if you're not aware, he's my partner

and we just did very [bleep] good today.

- You did.

- So let's just calm down with the offensive comments

when it comes to the game.

Wait a second you psychopath,

when you're talking to my partner

and threatening him, you are threatening me.

So bitch, sit the [bleep]

down and shut your [bleep]

mouth before I punch you in your face.

Why are you attacking him?

- What is your strategy, what is your strategy?

- He didn't say anything to you. - He came in and sat down--

- No he didn't. No, no, no.

- Yes he did. - You were saying [bleep]

to him so don't come around my partner.

You [bleep] with him, you will [bleep] with me.

- Little Chihuahua Camila comes into it.

I'm like, "Bitch, what the [bleep].

Where are you coming from now too?"

- I'm not gonna let anybody come in my face

and try and belittle me especially in front of a crowd.

I'm not gonna back down.

I'm not gonna have nobody [bleep] disrespect me ever.

- Yeah, Johnny, no disrespect.

- So someone's gonna get up and [bleep]

say that to my face and I'm gonna [bleep]

talk [bleep], end of story.

- Oh, damn! Shots fired.

- You ain't got to put on no [bleep] act here.

- I'm not putting on an act and [bleep].

- See you in The Jungle. - Can't wait.

- You need to fake it. Don't be you.

I am putting on this [bleep] show

so we don't get [bleep] voted in.

- I think that she thinks the name of the game

is to make as little friends as possible.

Congratulations. - You need to be on my team.

We're partners.

- They're coming in late into the game.

You're a rookie team.

So I don't think Amanda has anything to lose

and she wants to make her mark now.

- Amanda, you're drunk. Go to bed.

- Amanda, bite your tongue. Bite your tongue.

- They want this. You need to stop.

- I'm gonna hold my ground.

I'm gonna go against every single one

of these bitches in the house

because I came here to win and help my dad out.

I didn't come here to make friends.

It doesn't matter.

Why are you trying to [bleep] someone's ass?

- Good luck with a loose canon, bro.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

announcer: Next, on "The Challenge"...

- Every day I'm in pain. I have a torn butthole.

- No one's anus is going to send me home.

- You never had my [bleep] back.

- Don't [bleep] yell at my cousin like that, Camila.

both: No, no, no. - [bleep]!

- I'm going home.

- I want to go home. - I'm done.

- I've been hearing that somebody wants to quit.

[screaming] - Oh, my God!