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- Previously, on
"The Challenge"...

- Jamie, he's like a cop,
and I'm like a bad girl.

- You can't hook up in
the Challenge House

and expect nobody
to talk about it.

- The champ is here.
- First challenge of Rivals III

and guess
who comes out victorious?

- Well, my back
is hurting really bad.

- Leroy, you are physically
unable to do any competitions.

Unfortunately, you have
to go home.

Averey, you got to go too.

Johnny and Jessica, you guys

were the worst team
at the challenge,

so you're automatically going
into the elimination.

Vince and Jenna, you two
will also be choosing

who goes in
against Jessica and Johnny.

- We want to cause the least
amount of shockwaves

in the house: Brandon and Bri.

- You can choose one more.

- What?
- Super twist.

- Devin and Cheyenne.

- In that canister are
four skulls.

You pull out the black skull,

you're gonna be going
against Johnny and Jessica.

all: Oh!

[air horn blows]
- Let's go.

- Big breaths, Jess.
You're doing [bleep] great.

- Push it, push it, push it.

- Devin and Cheyenne, you didn't
go down without a fight.

- I would do it again
in a heartbeat.

male announcer: Tonight...
- She's jealous.

- Get the [bleep]
out of here.

- Maybe you like her a little
bit more than she like you.

- I'm kind
of getting turned on right now.

- We brought
in some replacements.

Come on out, guys.
- Who is it?

Who is it?

[rock music]

♪ ♪

[dance music]

♪ ♪

- All right, who wants a drink?

No, no, you don't get one.

No, no, no, you don't
get one of those.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.
- You really rock it.

- Me and Wes
were really good friends.

I'm not gonna lie,
he does complement me a lot,

you know, and tell me
how good I look,

and how beautiful I am.

- I'm done.
- That calls for a toast.

You better propose a toast!
- To all my bitches and hoes.

[all screaming]

♪ ♪

- I don't know, I'm like,
super stressed out right now.

I don't know, I just feel
like super like, um...

- She--she is new. Fresh.

- I'm, like, outside
of the circle, I feel like.

I don't know.
I just think I'm really like--

- Learn how to deal
with that feeling,

because it only gets wo--
more stressful.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- This does not get easier.

- I feel like a turtle
in a shell that's,

like, retracted right now.

My insecurities are coming back.

People have been here for years.
They're old friends.

So right now, I'm just feeling
outside of the circle,

and I really, really hate
that feeling more than anything.

But I need people
to have my back,

and I don't need to have people
like, [whispering].

♪ ♪

- [crying]

- What happened?
- Baby, are you okay?

- I guarantee you, he didn't.
- I just [bleep] saw it!

I'm done. I'm done.
- Okay. That's okay.

[club music]

♪ ♪

- What did I do?

I just want to know what I did
or what's wrong with her.

That's all I want to know.

- [crying]

- Thinking you don't
have her back or some [bleep].

- It's so [bleep] up.

Like, everyone's
trying to lie to me.

I just saw it [bleep] happen.

- I--okay, I won't--

I honestly don't think
that happened.

- I just [bleep] saw it.

I [bleep]

saw it with my own
[bleep] eyes.

- Okay, that's not cool. Here.

- No, I'm [bleep] done.

Oh, my God. [groans]

- I'm just glad this is not me.

Is this what people feel like
when I go Camillanator on them?

- [gasps] Camila!

- You piece of [bleep].

You cheater.

You're gonna die.

Because that's
what it felt like.

- I'm done.

No, I'm done.
I'm done.

- She ran off
to the [bleep] bathroom?

- She's crying.

- That's so [bleep] up, dude.

That's so [bleep]
up, dude.

- So sure enough,
Smashly is back,

and that's a problem for me

because I have
to be there for her.

I don't care if
we get along or not.

Without her, I'm nothing.
Without me, she's nothing.

- She thinks that you
made out with Nicole.

- Why'd you make out
with Nicole?

- And she said that she saw it.

- Dude. Jamie, Jamie.
- I didn't kiss Nicole.

- I know. I believe you 100%.
- I'd talk to her--

I'd talk to her outside.

- The fact that Ashley thinks
that I'm making out with Nicole

is something that
she's manufactured in her mind.

I never kissed Nicole.
It didn't happen.

- Get the [bleep]
out of here.

Get the [bleep]
out of here.

Get her the [bleep]
out of here.

- No, I don't care.
Piss in your pants.

Piss in your pants, bitch.

- What the [bleep]?
Okay.

Going to the other bathroom.
Wait, is this--

- Nicole. Nicole.
- I have to use the bathroom.

- Did you make out with Jamie?
- No.

- Because she thinks
you made out with Jamie.

- She thinks that you made out
with Jamie.

- No.
- Tell her you didn't.

Just tell her you didn't.

- I go to the bathroom
to go pee,

not to be confronted
that I kissed some prison guard.

That's your man, not mine.

- She knows, she knows,
she knows, she knows.

I just--I want to talk
to her though.

I want to talk to her.
- Okay.

- Stop. What are you--
- I don't know.

I just don't feel good
right now.

Seriously, like, I need
to have someone,

at least anyone have my back.

At least--anyone--someone.

I see y'all.
I see how y'all act.

You're a lot of little whispers
and everything.

I see it.
- You're being paranoid.

What you talking about?
- No, I'm not.

I will kill everyone
in every competition.

I just don't like
this political.

- Exactly, exactly.
- And I want this political

[bleep] though!
- You will kill it.

It's political.
You do great at this.

- I don't want it.
- Ash, you do great.

You look great.

Listen, listen,
you're looking at me right now.

You know we got this.

Come on, let's do this.

My partner feels alone.

I'm just trying
to get through to her.

Let her know, "Hey,
I'm here for you.

"Stop feeling like you're alone.
It's gonna be tough,

but hopefully we can fight
through this and get by."

- [laughing]

- I swear to God, boys are
dumb--it's okay!

Come on! Let's go!

- Stop!
- Please!

- Stop!
- Please, take my arm.

- There's probably
gonna be some smacking.

Some bumping and grinding.

- That's what I'm talking about.
Mama!

- They're having us
pretty much having sex,

and I'm not happy about this.

- We all know Leroy was hurt

so we brought
in some replacements.

Come on out guys.
-Who is it.

Who is it?

Oh!

[rock music]

♪ ♪

- Who wants to go
for a pool party?

- Why are you still upset?

- Because you [bleep]
pissed me off.

- Why?

- Okay, here's the thing.

When someone asks you
"what did I do," you say,

"Hey, Jamie, you did this."

- Well, I just hate that,
like...

I don't know.

This sucks so much.

- What's wrong with you?

- I just feel, like, so alone in
this game, and like I have--

- You have people
who care about you.

Stop. Why do you--
- Who? I'm not scared.

I don't need y'all.

- Why do you have
to act so tough?

What's it gonna do for you?

Huh? Nothing.

I think you're a great girl.

I like you.
I always have.

I'm never gonna change
my facts about that.

But if you don't want to act
like you care about me,

then I'm not gonna chase you.

- You know I care about you.

["Love Is A War"
by Five Knives]

♪ ♪

- ♪ This is how it feels ♪

♪ When your bones are broken ♪

♪ Nails are in the coffin ♪

♪ And all you hear
is darkness ♪

- I partied too hard last night.

- Oh, I'm tired.

- Seriously, guys,
don't be bitches.

Like, seriously, Jess.
Like what the [bleep].

I'm looking right the
[bleep] at you.

- Well, baby,
I didn't do anything.

You saw what Simone did.
I just giggled.

I swear.
Hand to God.

- You know, If you're gonna act
like you're nice to me,

then I don't, like, go behind
people's back and talk [bleep].

You know what I'm saying?
Or, like, make faces.

Or, like, put my hands up.
Do that [bleep].

- So what difference
does it make

if somebody tell me
behind your back

or they telling you
to your face?

Because I'm telling you--

- Going behind your back
is shady as [bleep]

and makes people be, like--

why would you want
to be that person

that talks
behind someone's back?

If I feel something, I'm not
gonna be like, "Oh, hey, Simone.

Blah, blah, blah.
What's up, girl?"

Then be like...[grunting].

That's just [bleep] up.

- You don't want people
to talk about you,

don't give them
nothing to talk about.

Yesterday you made
a big ass [bleep] scene,

so now people think
that you want to be on camera,

and you want to be
a camera whore.

- I believe Simone's
really fake,

and she keeps saying
I'm doing this for camera time

when everyone in this house

knows that Simone
is the biggest camera whore.

- So you don't want people
to talk about you,

then you got to learn
how to control yourself

and you got to know
how to chill.

What the hell
is wrong with you?

I just don't want
to hear anything

she has to say right now.

I just need you
out of my vicinity.

I need you out of my ear.

- This feels like
high school drama.

All Simone did was,
"She's crazy."

I giggled and you got upset.

- Yeah, exactly.
That's high school drama, Jess.

[mock giggling]

That's the [bleep]
high school drama, sweetie.

- Look at the way
you're acting right now!

- I know, because it's [bleep]
up that you do that.

- All right, Okay.

I'm about to say [bleep] it now.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- She was really just drunk.

- That's what I thought.
- You know?

- I just took it at face value.

- But she--ooh.
- She what?

- I just think you got
to be careful, you know?

- Like what?
- I'm just saying.

Just be careful.

I think that you maybe,

maybe you like her a little bit
more than she like you.

- Oh, I didn't think that was...

- I don't know.
- I don't know.

I don't know, because-
- Did she say something to you?

- She just...
Yeah, we'll talk later, man.

Jamie is a really sweet guy.

I think that Ashley
is playing this man.

Jamie, you can't make
a ho a housewife.

Ashley knows what she's doing.

She's using the power
of the vajay-jay to sway-sway.

I'll talk to Jamie later.

- Yeah, I don't feel that way at
all--I don't think that.

I don't know.
I think she was just drunk.

- It kind of makes me nervous.

It kind of makes me not want
to hang out with her as much.

I don't want to deal with that.
It's all good though.

- All right.

[techno music]

♪ ♪

- Hi, there, everybody.
Welcome to your second challenge

on this season of "Rivals III."

[applause]

We all know Leroy was hurt,

so him and Averey
had to go home.

So we brought
in some replacements.

Come on out, guys.

- We have no idea
who this could be.

We're basically bringing now
new people into the house,

and it's gonna make the game
even more challenging

than it already is.

- Who is it. Who is it?

- Oh.

- We all know
Leroy was hurt,

so him and Averey
had to go home.

So we brought
in some replacements.

Come on out, guys.

- Who is it. Who is it?

- Is that "Are You The One"?

- You are not the one!

- Hell no.
- What's up? What's up?

Challenge is here.
- All right, guys.

So this is Amanda and Nelson,

and they're from
"Are You The One"?

They're gonna be
joining you guys.

- Welcome!

- Ooh, let's go!

- Nelson thought
that Amanda's behavior

was way too bold for him.

He thought she was
obnoxious and ridiculous.

And now they're rivals.

- Basically, she has
a pop off mouth.

She doesn't know
when to shut up.

Honestly, that's the truth.

- Not all of us come from money.
- Okay, okay, okay.

- Don't [bleep] with me,
don't [bleep] with me.

- Let's be real!
- 'Cause when people are not--

- [shouting]
- Eating--

Shut the [bleep] up!
Shut the [bleep] up!

[both shouting]

- And I don't take
[bleep] from no one

so when Nelson
tries to shut me down,

it's not gonna work.

- Lets people know
I am an alpha.

- He thinks he is.

- All right, guys, today
you're playing Dirty Laundry.

As you can see,
there are four giant tubs

with four massive bars of soap.

To begin, you and your partner

are gonna start by sitting
on that bar of soap.

You're then gonna
grind your bodies

back and forth trying to reveal
a series of numbers below.

Once you've revealed
all four numbers,

you're then gonna dig
through all your dirty laundry

till you find
the four clean jerseys

with those numbers.

You then must hang your jerseys,
in order, on the clothesline.

Each heat will have a loser.

But whichever losing team
does the worst,

and doesn't advance the farthest
will be going to The Jungle.

The team to hang up
their four jerseys

the fastest, in order,
will win today's challenge.

- Am I looking forward
to sitting

on a slippery cylindrical bar

and smashing
into Sarah's backside?

I would rather put a campfire
out with my face at this point.

- All right, guys,
so this season

we're gonna switch things
up a little bit.

Usually, the winners
of the last challenge

get to choose the order
for the next challenge.

But this season, if you go in
The Jungle and you win,

the following challenge,
you're making the order.

- Perfect [bleep]
to make that happen.

- So congratulations,
Johnny and Jessica,

you guys are
gonna make today's order.

- All right. Cool.

Being able to pick the order
is definitely good.

It keeps you
where you want to be,

because going first
in these challenges sucks.

- Now we're gonna have
three heats of four.

Go ahead and knock that out.

See you guys.
Good luck.

[cheers and applause]

- Are you doing
"Are You The Ones"?

- Yep.
- I knew that was going first.

That's a given.

- You good with that?
- Cool.

- Here you go, Teej.
- All right, thank you, sir.

- Thank you.

- Heat one is Amanda and Nelson.

- Let's go.
Let's get it.

- Briana and Brandon.

Nate and Christina.
And Nicole and Dario.

All right, good luck, you guys.

Make it happen.

- Coming in as replacements,
I think that

obviously we're
gonna be the underdog,

but I think we were gonna
be the underdog no matter what.

But they better watch out
because the underdog's

coming for the win.
- Exactly.

- I don't like the idea
of Brandon's pelvic region

anywhere near mine,

but I'm just gonna pretend

that I'm sitting
on my boyfriend's [bleep].

- What?

- All right, guys. You ready?

[air horn blows]

["Sugar" by Five Knives]

- ♪ Oh, my gosh ♪

- ♪ I know what
them boys want ♪

[hooting]

♪ I know what them boys want ♪

- ♪ They just want
to taste my sugar ♪

- ♪ I know what
them boys want ♪

♪ ♪

- Come on, Nelson.
You got to do it.

You got to just ram it, bro.
- Go!

- ♪ Oh, my God,
oh, my God ♪

♪ Who told you
that you was hot? ♪

- Come on, Nelson.

Nelson, I can't keep going
when you do that.

- Oh.
- I have Nelson

in the back of me,
like, slamming

on my back with his balls.

I'm just like,
"Ew, Nelson.

"Like what the [bleep]
are you doing?

"Like, this is not
a humping me challenge,

this is a humping
the pole challenge."

- Give her ass a good
pelvic thrust!

- ♪ I know what
them boys want ♪

- Ah, yeah! Whoo!

- ♪ I know what
them boys want ♪

♪ They just want
to taste my sugar ♪

♪ I know what them boys want ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I know what them boys want ♪

♪ They just want
to taste my sugar ♪

- Back and forth.
Back and forth.

Forward, back. There you go.
- Go, Briana.

- If there's a challenge
that I can bring more

to the table, definitely
it would be this one.

My butt is the size
of Massachusetts.

Or just collide.
- Or just coll--[laughs].

♪ ♪

- I'm using my boney butt
to my advantage.

I'm pushing down really hard
and cutting through that soap.

I'm pretty sure
we're doing really good.

♪ ♪

- Oh, right here. 74...

74, 12--there you go.

- 19. 34, 19.

- What are your numbers?
- 5, 12.

- There you go, like that.

- Brandon, you're almost there.
- Done!

- Done!
[air horn blows]

- Yeah!
- There you go!

- Ah, that a girl!
That a girl!

- I thought that people with,
like, big butts

were gonna have an easier time,

but people
with the smaller boney butts

actually have an easier time.
- Boney--that bone, man.

I'm happy I got
a small butt now.

That bone really got into it.

- It did, yeah.

- Killed that [bleep].

- Let's go, Dar.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. There.

- There you go.
- That's it.

- There's soap in my eyes

and there's snot
running down my face.

It's not sexy whatsoever.

Right now it's a blessing
in disguise

that there's soap in my eyes,

because I don't have
to look at Brandon.

Even if I wanted to look at him,
I literally can't.

♪ ♪

- Keep going, keep going,
keep going.

- I think Nicole
is very beautiful.

She definitely knows how
to sexually work this soap.

I mean, it's kind of a turn on.

[all shouting]

- Get it, girl!
- Come on, Bri!

- Come on, guys.
- It's coming off.

It's coming off.
It's coming off.

- Come on, Bri!
- It's falling, Bri.

- There you go! There you go!

- There you go.
There we go, Bri.

- Heavyweights up. Let's go.
Yo, get your number--

- 7. 55.
- 55. 7?

- 55, 20.

- Come on, guys!
You're almost there!

♪ ♪

- Done.
[air horn blows]

No, I'm not doing it.

- Good job, guys.

- Keep working it, guys.
Keep working it.

- Come on, Nicole and Dario.

You got this.
Let's go.

- You got the last number.
Come on.

Come on.

- This challenge
is never-ending.

We are humping
and humping this bar of soap

and hopefully my boney ass
hits him in the balls

so he goes faster.

- Tight race, guys, tight race.

Who's gonna be last?
Let's go.

[all shouting]

- Go, Nicole. Go.
- 36, 40.

- 36. 21, 17.
- No!

- 21.

- Go, go!
- It's close!

- Here's 17.
- 19.

- It all comes down to this.
- Hurry! Come on!

- What's that?
What's that number?

- Go!
- It's 17, 19!

- Put this one up--come here,
come here, come here.

- All comes down to this.
- Hurry, hurry, hurry.

- What was the last one?
- 5.

- 17, 19. Right?
- 19 what?

What's the last number?
- 74.

74, 19.

[all shouting]

- Let's go! Put this one!

Put that up!
- I am! [bleep]!

- Guys!
[air horn blows]

[techno music]

♪ ♪

- Yeah!
- [bleep], man.

- I didn't hang that one up.

I hung up 23 and 44.
- You didn't.

- And 5.
Yes, I did.

- We got our ass whopped.

That's what happened.
- At the end of the day

when I came down to it,
I told him which number to hang

and he hanged number 19.

Like, where the [bleep]
did you get number 19 from.

- First of all, check cameras.
- Like that's [bleep]--

- She hung the numbers up.
- I didn't hang up 19.

You hung up 19.
- Here you go, here you go.

- That's exactly
why we're rivals.

- He hung up the wrong
[bleep] one.

- This is an announcement to
both our significant others

at home and their parents.

Might look like we're having
a good time, but we're not.

I also apologize
to whoever her significant other

is because,
I'm looking good today.

- She's excited.
- I'm excited, I think.

- She's had the most practice
in the house.

So at this point,
I think we got this.

- I've been practicing
with Jamie all week.

- Hey!

- I hope Simone really knows

how to have sex and grind
and [bleep].

- Well, Thomas has
a really fat ass

so I think that that's gonna be
a really good one and up for us.

Boom. We got this
[bleep] in the bag.

- We are rivals

and we just learned
to talk, so, no offense,

but having us
pretty much having sex,

I'm not happy about this.

- It's not that bad.

- It's bad, it's bad.

- All right.

- All right, guys, you ready?
all: Yeah.

- Go.

♪ ♪

- Whoo! Cory.
- Whoo!

- That's what I'm talking about.
Mama!

♪ ♪

- I love this.

Jamie's asking me to go
in the same rhythm as him.

No, no, no.
This is not okay.

- Come on, Johnny.
Soapy shower Sundays.

- Wes and I,
we hardly talk,

and now I have him, like,
thrusting all over me.

It's weird.

- Go, Nany!
- Yeah!

♪ ♪

- Ashley! Get it, girl.

- It looks like it's cracking.

♪ ♪

- Yeah?

The name of the game
isn't who can get

all of the soap off,

it's who can get
the numbers fastest,

and that's what I'm doing.

- [grunting]

- Why are you moaning?

- Come on, baby.
Yeah.

Show Jamie what's up.
- [moaning]

- Is Ashley really
moaning like that?

- Could it be?

That's Ashley.

I'd know that moan
from anywhere.

- [moaning]

I'm not really
making sex noises,

I 'm just making noises

like body builders
do when they work out.

Like...[grunting].

["No Twerk" by Apashe]

- ♪ Go Gadget ♪

♪ Oh, all of a sudden
you a bad ♪

♪ Just got a fat ass
like it's magic ♪

♪ And now you trying
to shake it like ratchet ♪

- It doesn't really
feel like Ashley and Cory

are rivals anymore.

It feels like I'm watching
them get it on in a bed.

- We still have half our soap
bar because Simone can't do it.

Simone, you need
to do something, darling.

- And it's been 20 minutes.

♪ ♪

- Run up there.

13.
- And then the second one?

Good job, Wes.
Seriously, thank you.

[air horn blows]

We didn't sit there
and try to get

all of the soap off of the bar.

We just came up with the idea
to just find the numbers.

- In business
they call that working smart,

not working hard.

- Good job!
- 46? 6?

- 38.
- 43. 3. Go.

- 23. 72.
- 10. 6. 22. 10.

- Aw, [bleep].
- 10. 17.

- Here's 43.
- 17, 22.

- This thing just [bleep] broke.

- Can you hold that?
[bleep] hold that!

- Give me another one.
- Here.

- We're good. Composure.

Composure, composure.

- Great. Great.
- I think that's it, Jamie.

[air horn blows]

- Is that good?
[air horn blows]

- All right. That's it.
- It was [bleep] embarrassing.

We got one number.
Everyone else got four.

My ass hurts like a
mother[bleep].

- We're in Mexico and my ass

[bleep] feels like
a spicy quesadilla.

It's horrible.

- We're rivals,
so this isn't the ideal,

you know, challenge for us.

- It might be uncomfortable
for Camila,

but I'm gonna secretly enjoy it,
and we're gonna get soapy.

We're gonna lather it up,
and we're gonna take this one.

- There's probably
gonna be some smacking,

some bumping and grinding,

which shouldn't be
that much fun.

Maybe for her, not for me.
- Yeah, okay.

Of course it's gonna
be a little awkward,

but we're gonna stay
as far apart as we can

until we need to meet
in the middle.

- I'm just gonna visualize
anybody but Johnny on that pole.

- We're shooting for 30 seconds
on this one.

- You finish most things
in about 30 seconds, don't you?

- Go!
[air horn blows]

- Turn.
- I'm--I'm going.

- Turn your body
sideways like I am.

We've seen multiple heats go
and we know that the numbers

are not right on top
of the [bleep] soap bar.

- And Jessica is just doing
what Jessica does best.

Nothing.

- [grunts]
- Come on, come on.

- [bleep] you, Johnny!
- Come on. Come on.

[bleep] Jessica.
- [groans]

- Turn.
- I'm--I'm going.

- Turn your body
sideways like I am.

- Reilly, you got
to get going, man.

- You need to put
all your pressure on this leg.

After watching
the first two heats,

I saw that all you need to do

is dissolve
where the numbers are.

- Come on, baby. Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Yeah.
- We're getting some numbers.

- Good job. Keep doing that.

We're almost there.

Keep doing that.
Keep doing that.

Get through that.
Get through that.

- She looks like a fierce
sexual competitor,

and I'm thinking nasty thoughts.

- We've got one number
here,

one number here--
work that area.

- I'm trying everything
in my power

to not look at Bananas.

I do not want
to see his O-face.

I barely want to see
his regular face.

- This is your game.
This is yours.

You're almost there, baby.
You're almost there.

I never really thought
Tony was sexy.

I always thought he kind of
has a cute face.

But on that bar of soap,
he didn't look too bad.

Come on, Tony baby.

35. 73.
88.

- 71.

- 73.
- 35.

73. 88.

- Whoo!
[air horn blows]

- The way were were doing it.

♪ ♪

- I'm thinking
that the soap's gonna be

all squishy and nice,
and no, it's hard.

I feel like my butt
is getting bruised,

and I am not about
to break my vagina bone

on this challenge.

It hurts when you ride
on it too hard.

- Yeah, that sounds right.

- You got it. You got it.
I give you all the credit.

I don't know if I don't
have the moves right.

- This one's high.
That one's gonna be low.

- But this is impossible.

- 44.

71. 36. Go.

- All right, Lee.
It's you and Bananas.

- It's almost broken up.
Get it. Get it.

Go, Johnny, go.

You got it,
you got it, you got it.

[air horn blows]

- 49. 83.

64. 46.

- I got it.
That is it.

Good job, Bananas.
This is all you.

[air horn blows]

All you. That was all you.

- Ooh!
- It was [bleep] awful.

It's difficult.
It's a lot harder than it looks,

and it really takes
a bigger person to do it.

- I feel stupid.
I'm in the bottom again.

How the [bleep]
else could I feel?

- Great jobs today.
Nice work.

I saw a lot of things

that I don't need
to see again, okay?

So Nelson and Amanda,
welcome to "The Challenge."

- Thank you.
Thank you for having us.

- You know what?

I feel like doing
something different.

Something we've never done.

So I'm gonna send you guys

for a taste of Huatulco.

You get to bring
two teams with you.

So who's it gonna be?

- "Are You The One?"

- Man, I don't [bleep] know.

- I'm sorry.

- Any time TJ says anything
out of the ordinary,

I'm suspicious.

I kind of duck down and try
and stay out of the view

because this isn't something

I want to be a part of.

- So, Nelson and Amanda,

I'm gonna send you guys
for a taste of Huatulco.

You get to bring
two teams with you.

So who's it gonna be?

- "Are You The One?"

- Man, I don't [bleep] know.

- At first I'm excited.

I'd be like, "Ooh,
that would be tight."

And then I start to realize
all of this is sketchy.

Simone goes like, "Pick us.

Pick us.
We want to go."

No we don't.

Shut the [bleep] up, Simone.

- I turn my head to the left.

Everybody's scared.

- Hey, pick Johnny and Sarah.

- Who's it gonna be?

- I pick Bananas and Sarah.

- And I pick Simone and Thomas.

- I'm a horrible date.
I don't pay for [bleep].

All right?

- Bananas and Sarah's kind
of like a gimme

because they're
like the "Challenge" vets.

But Thomas and Simone,
that's super random.

- So it's Bananas and Sarah,

Simone and Thomas,
Amanda and Nelson.

- This could go really great
or this could be very bad.

I don't know if there's gonna
be a surprise elimination.

I don't know if we're getting
some kind of clue there.

Or maybe we're just
drinking Tequila.

- Now, I think everybody
else needs to get

to know you better too,

so tomorrow night,

I'm cancelling the elimination.

[all cheering]

And I'm gonna be throwing
you guys a house party instead.

all: Whoo!

- I'm filled with relief,
I really am,

because I was sitting
in the bottom,

and I'm super stoked.

- See you at the next challenge.

- All right, Teej!
- Let's go!

- Whoo!
- Whoo!

♪ ♪

- Is everyone ready?
- Let's go.

- Here's the challenge,
we have to drink

everything on this table.

[speaking Spanish]

- The strengths
I bring to "The Challenge"

is quickness, strength, looks,
brains, and attitude.

- My weakness is my partner.
- Salud.

- Let us hear it.
- Yeah, why are you guys rivals?

- No disrespect, but like,

she'll always pop off
on people and never have--

- For a reason.
- You had bad reasons, dude.

- Terrible topic to bring up.
- Yeah.

- I've had to learn
to be a strong person

just because my mom
left my family,

like, four years ago.

So I stayed with my dad,

and then he got kind of sick.

He had a quadruple
open heart surgery,

and me being a nurse, it's good
that I was with him

in the time that
he was recovering.

And I feel like going

through something
like that made me be like,

"You have to pick up the pieces.
You have to be an adult."

- Uno mas pregunta.

Como se dice "snake"?

- Oh, shut up, Johnny.

- Oh, my God.
- Serpienta.

It's great
to just be able to go out

and drink top shelf alcohol

while the entire rest
of the house

is trying to figure out

what crazy plot twist
is taking place.

- I don't know, pretty sure
they're going

to the elimination round
right now.

I just got a feeling.

- You don't think
they're coming back?

- Oh, my God, Wes, no.
- Yeah.

- They don't have tooth brushes.

They don't have
anything with them.

- They are gone.
- They don't have gym clothes.

Like, Sarah's in heels.

- Gone.

- So, listen, so we have
a roommate named Wes Bergman,

he looks like a miniature
version of this iceberg roll.

Doesn't it look like Wes?
- Yes, he does!

- Don't talk about Wes.
- Okay, but that does kind of--

- Wes is, like, sexy
in his own way.

- Camila said the same thing.

- Jesus Christ.

Are we talking about
the same Wes Bergman?

- Yes, we're talking
about the same [bleep] Wes.

- The ginger that's
in our house right now.

- Yes, with the freckles, yes.
- He probably thinks the worst.

He thinks that we're
hanging out with TJ,

plotting against him.

- How weird would it be

if none of them
come back?

- Great.

- And they all start
a separate game.

- Are we?

- It is shot time, baby.
- Cheers.

- We may be taking down drinks
and eating great food,

but at the same time
this is a great time

to size up the new kids
and find out

where their head's at,
what their weaknesses are.

- So, question.
- Oh, okay.

- Why are you guys rivals?
- So she came in.

She's trying to get
into people's businesses.

I said don't come
into people's businesses.

You don't need to.
- Okay.

- Which means
that he was in my business

then right at that point, right?

- No, I was just
playing a drinking game.

So there's, like, 14 cups
on the table full of alcohol.

She decides to grab
every single one of them

and throw them in my face.

[all shouting]
- [bleep]!

- Yo, yo, yo! Stop!
- [bleep] talk!

He's saying that I was
in somebody else's business,

then he got
in that business too.

Me and him didn't even
have to argue

because I wasn't talking to him
in the first place.

I was upset, okay,

and when I get
upset I sometimes--

- Get a little cray cray?
- Yeah, I get cray cray.

- When was this, like?
- This was Ex's II.

- Ex's II.
- Yeah.

- What about you two?

- I kind of want to see
his relationship with Sarah.

I have seen it
in the past on TV,

but I want to know in real life.

- I basically carried her ass
to the end of a challenge

and then she decides
at the last minute

to stab me in the back

and basically
from the beginning,

from [bleep] day one,

her and [bleep] Jordan are
plotting behind my back.

She was, actually.
- To [bleep] win.

- They pissed everyone--
- That's why we're not friends.

- Absolutely.
"Still salty," yeah.

You [bleep]
cost me $125,000.

I don't know anyone

that wouldn't have been
salty about that.

- No, I did that so
that I could win $125,000.

If you win $125,000,

I don't win $125,000.
I want to win the money for me.

- That says a lot about who
you are outside of the show too.

- Because our friendship--
you think

our friendship
is worth $125,000?

- I'm just saying
I would have never done that.

- Well, maybe
you're the better person.

- I know I am, I know I am.

- She literally pointed out,

"Yes, I'm backstabbing him
at the end of the finals."

You know what you just told me?
I can't trust you.

All right, I got a question.

- Yes.
- What's going on?

- I know you probably
think we're [bleep],

when I tell you
this is the most twisted game

where it's, like, nothing

[bleep] makes sense, dude.

If this guy thinks
that I'm gonna tell someone

who I've never met
before anything of importance,

he's got another thing coming.

I have no [bleep]
idea where anybody [bleep]

stands in this game, dude.

- Are you sure?

- Sarah, did
you tell them my plan already?

What the [bleep]? No. Listen.
- Don't lie.

- Out of all "Are
You The One?" kids,

you guys
are my favorite ones so far.

- You are our favorite.
- I'm not gonna lie.

- No bull[bleep].
- And guess what?

I [bleep] know that you are
the biggest bull[bleep]

in this whole entire
mother[bleep] house.

These people like to find
your weak spots

and I'm gonna make it seem
like I'm a [bleep]

crazy bitch because I don't want
them to know the soft spots

that they could potentially
hit in the future.

- Hear me out for a second.
- I know I have to slice

your [bleep] off
[bleep] second week I'm here?

announcer: this episode
of "The Challenge:

Rivals III" continues now.

[hip-hop music]

- What happened, what happened?

- I don't want
to talk about this.

I don't want to talk
about this right now.

- What happened at the dinner?

- Can we please talk
about this tomorrow?

- No. what happened at the--

- Can we please talk
about this tomorrow?

- No, Simone.
- No, because

I feel like you're playing me.

You have a girlfriend.

I know you're
playing me right now.

- Yeah.
I thought we were just friends.

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, we're not just friends?
- I'm not gonna lie.

You came up tonight.

Wes is, like, sexy
in his own way.

- Are we talking
about the same Wes?

- Yes, we're talking
about the same [bleep] Wes.

- The ginger that's in our house
right now.

- And I said something
about your attraction.

It wasn't--you know,
it was good.

I was like, "Wes
is very attractive

and blah, blah, blah."

- Oh, yeah.
- We're just here right now

and emotions flare up.

- I've never said
that I'm attracted to you.

- Okay.
So you're not.

So we don't have anything else
to talk about.

So now I don't have
any loyalty to you, okay?

- That's, I mean--
- Okay?

Because I honestly thought

you were even a little bit
attracted to me.

- You look beautiful tonight.
- Thank you.

- I love this outfit.
- Thank you.

- You're rocking it.
- But you're not.

You know what you're doing
right now.

- Do you have a crush on me?

- Yes!

- Oh, Simone,
you crossed the line.

- And I'm walking away.

- Oh.

- I don't know what the hell
I was thinking.

- Whew.

This happens all the time.

♪ ♪

- Are you [bleep]
connecting on an

"Are You The One"
basis right now?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- So what were some differences

and similarities
that you guys encountered?

- Do you really give a [bleep]?
- No, not at all.

- Like, why are you asking?
- I do.

- Yeah, I really don't give a
[bleep]

about you
but still was gonna try

and be nice
and have a conversation

and get to know you
for a minute.

But never mind.
[bleep] you.

- Do you think
that a dude can get

in your face harder than me?

- Oh!
- Think again.

Johnny's asking me what season
from "Are You The One"

I'm from and I'm like,
why do you [bleep] care?

I'm going in no matter what.

Like, you ain't trying
to get to know me.

I'm not stupid.

I'm not gonna be a pawn
and look like a dumb bitch.

- Are you trying to sit down
as a cosigner

or what's your position?

- Cosigner?
This is my [bleep] boy.

Johnny's my buddy

and I see him kind of
getting into it

with this new chick, Amanda.

I don't how it all got started,

but I'm gonna have
Johnny's back.

- Don't act like you're here
with a [bleep] homie.

- He's my partner so he is.

- Wait, wait, I'm sorry.
What was your name again?

- Amanda.
- Amanda.

FYI, you don't have
to come at me like that.

Well, okay-
- It's not about you.

It ain't about [bleep].

I'm new to this show,
it doesn't matter.

You guys are gonna gun
for me no matter what.

- Don't know how you-
- I ain't worried about nothing.

- Amanda comes in
like a Kamikaze.

This girl is like
a little Tasmanian devil

and she's like...
[imitating gunfire].

This house is making me look
better and better every day

because that takes the target
off me being the crazy one.

Ha, ha, ha.
Got you, bitch.

- You know what?
I hope that you

[bleep] go to the duel
or the jungle

or whatever the [bleep]
it's called next

because you got a big mouth.

- I've never seen anyone
make this loud

of an entrance in a house
in my entire life.

- I don't know
if you can [bleep]

back up your bark,
but I'm [bleep]--

- But, if you're not aware,
he's my partner

and we just did very
[bleep] good today.

- You did.

- So let's just calm down
with the offensive comments

when it comes to the game.

Wait a second you psychopath,

when you're talking
to my partner

and threatening him,
you are threatening me.

So bitch, sit the [bleep]

down and shut your [bleep]

mouth before I punch you
in your face.

Why are you attacking him?

- What is your strategy,
what is your strategy?

- He didn't say anything to you.
- He came in and sat down--

- No he didn't.
No, no, no.

- Yes he did.
- You were saying [bleep]

to him so don't come
around my partner.

You [bleep] with him,
you will [bleep] with me.

- Little Chihuahua
Camila comes into it.

I'm like, "Bitch,
what the [bleep].

Where are you coming
from now too?"

- I'm not gonna let anybody
come in my face

and try and belittle me
especially in front of a crowd.

I'm not gonna back down.

I'm not gonna have nobody
[bleep] disrespect me ever.

- Yeah, Johnny, no disrespect.

- So someone's gonna get up
and [bleep]

say that to my face
and I'm gonna [bleep]

talk [bleep], end of story.

- Oh, damn! Shots fired.

- You ain't got to put on
no [bleep] act here.

- I'm not putting on an act
and [bleep].

- See you in The Jungle.
- Can't wait.

- You need to fake it.
Don't be you.

I am putting on
this [bleep] show

so we don't get
[bleep] voted in.

- I think that she thinks
the name of the game

is to make
as little friends as possible.

Congratulations.
- You need to be on my team.

We're partners.

- They're coming in late
into the game.

You're a rookie team.

So I don't think
Amanda has anything to lose

and she wants
to make her mark now.

- Amanda, you're drunk.
Go to bed.

- Amanda, bite your tongue.
Bite your tongue.

- They want this.
You need to stop.

- I'm gonna hold my ground.

I'm gonna go
against every single one

of these bitches in the house

because I came here to win
and help my dad out.

I didn't come here
to make friends.

It doesn't matter.

Why are you trying to
[bleep] someone's ass?

- Good luck with
a loose canon, bro.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

announcer: Next, on
"The Challenge"...

- Every day I'm in pain.
I have a torn butthole.

- No one's anus is going
to send me home.

- You never had my [bleep] back.

- Don't [bleep] yell at
my cousin like that, Camila.

both: No, no, no.
- [bleep]!

- I'm going home.

- I want to go home.
- I'm done.

- I've been hearing
that somebody wants to quit.

[screaming]
- Oh, my God!