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SPRINGTIME IN THE ROCKIES

Put it off.

Don't you know there's blackout on?

Sorry, Officer. I'm looking for the 42nd street theater.

You're standing right in the lobby of it.

Is Dan Christy up here?

What would he be doing up here?

- No Dan Christie. - Well, where is he?

I don't think he's anywhere.

I telephoned to Yester Bar, the Waldorf Grill,

The Lambs Club, The Friars, The 21, The Store Crystal Myers, Fish Grotto,

The police, The morgue, The Travelers Aid,

the Westchester, Hunt Club and Roseland.

- No damn Christy... - Did you look...

I looked in all the dressing rooms.

Miss Lane's, the chorus girls,

the show girls, even his own dressing room.

I don't know where he is.

Well, he's on in ten minuts. Let's go look for them again.

Oh, all right, but I'm not Frank Buck.

Another chorus and stretch it. Hey, Christy.

Just a second, sweetheart.

What does he want to do show you his new brass knuckles?

I've got news for you, Phoebe.

- Dan broke our dinner date tonight. - All that news.

Now, wait, he said he had to break it because he had a surprise for me.

Sounds like the old runaround.

Sounds more like an engagement ring to me.

- What else would a surprise be? - Well I don't know.

Men have given me lots of surprises, they were never rings.

Come in.

Vicky!

Victor Prince! Why... I thought you were...

Lovely surprises.

Vicky, Vicky, Vicky. I thought so.

Time has only succeeded in making you more exquisite.

- Thank you. - Hi.

Hello, Phoebe.

You haven't changed.

Vicky Lane in person.

Not a facsimile but the real thing in the flesh.

And a couple of pounds too much of it.

That was always one good thing about dancing with you, Victor.

You were so strenuous. You kept me down to a hundred and ten.

That wasn't the only good thing about dancing with me. I hope.

Huh...

couldn't we have a little chat?

Five minutes, Miss Lane.

Oh thanks, Tommy.

I'm sorry Victor, but the show must go on.

Uh, Phoebe, would you tell Dan I'd like to see him before her number.

Vicky...

Oh, uh, kind it's been almost a year, hasn't it?

A year of thinking of you, Vicky.

No, there wasn't a day of my tour that I didn't miss you.

I kept seeing your reflection in Louisiana bayous,

and Arizona sunsets.

No one could ever replace you, Vicky.

There'll never be another Victor or Victoria.

- Come back, Vicky. - Oh, that's nice Victor.

But...

I've got the finest hotels in the country lined up all of them waiting for you.

Of course, you know...

My heart is waiting too.

Well, I've got 2000 people waiting for me so.

Oh Vicky!

I've got a new step. I call it the Victor.

It goes like this.

Am I late? See? I'm late, goodbye.

Goodbye Vicky.

Where's Dan?

That's a good question maybe you've got an answer.

What are you talking about?

D.C. old unreliable himself. He's AWOL again.

They've called every place but Grant's tomb, see maybe he's there.

But the show we're on now! What are we gonna do?

This is their ninth chorus.

They're making up their own lyrics something

about happened fast because they don't know many.

Well, Dan's never been this late.

Well, he better have a good excuse this time, a big ham.

Well, he has. For your information he's buying me an engagement ring.

He's merely delayed. He probably hasn't...

Always probably making it himself.

He isn't the nicest thing?

I think so, we're going to be married.

Really? All your heart luck comes at once?

- Thanks. - You're ready to go alone.

Phoebe.

Yes.

Now I know what you're thinking. Don't get yourself upset over nothing.

Nothing. Remember Boston.

Give the devil his due, she chased him.

Well, he didn't run very fast.

That's what it is, Phoebe. It always is when he's this late.

I wish you wouldn't jump at conclusions, unless you need the exercise.

I'll find out soon enough he comes in wreaking a perfume,

I'll know right away who it is.

If it's "Taboo", it's that movie queen.

If it's a "Christmas night", it's that model.

- If it's "My Sin"... - Hey, that could be me.

Well, thanks a lot for dropping me by.

Oh, thank you, Danny. for the daiquiris and all.

- I had real fun. - Well, I'm glad.

Loads of it. The Hunt Club on the 17th?

Well I'll... I'll... I'll try, good night.

May I watch you make up? I'll bet it's so thrilling.

Well, I'm kind of late and I won't make up tonight. Goodbye.

Oh, come on, couldn't I come in and sort of sit

backstage and sort of cheer you on something.

Well, it it's kind of dull besides it's closing night

and everybody's kind of mixed up. Goodnight.

- Well wait, on your chin. - Oh.

Oh, my lipstick is always coming off so terribly.

Well, goodnight.

Yeah, pop, you can take this home to mom.

- Thanks, Danny boy. - I'm late.

Late?

Well, I can go to say I'm sorry. Misconnection.

Places.

You might be sorry, you maybe.

What you say, honey?

What made you so late, Dan? Where were you?

I was just done shopping for something.

- When did you start using perfume? - What?

Oh, that's some new toilet water. I'm trying out. Too strong, baby?

Too expensive to use this toilet water thirty two dollars an ounce.

- What is it? - Surrender.

At thirty two dollars an ounce,

the only dame I know that can afford to surrender,

is that Park Avenue debt from the neck of Maryland's Clothers.

Now you're just being feminine. Did you ever get tied up in traffic?

Traffic? That's a new word for it.

Hey, Christy, that's your queue, you're on.

Don't let the thunder scare you.

Don't let it weigh you down.

You may get wet but you never can drown in the rain

Don't be afraid of showers

Feel like the flowers do

Cares will be new,

if you will trill a silly refrain.

- Start singing - Run run raindrop run

Get along little cloud, get along.

I've got a date with a place in the sun,

So run little raindrop, run

Sing, little bluebird, sing

Mr. Gloom is afraid of a song

Go away little black bird

Stay little bluebird

Run little raindrop run

You better go for as sure as I live.

You're going to wind up deep, deep down in the dreary river.

Run little raindrop run.

Get along little cloud, get along

I've got a date with a place in the sun, so run

little raindrop run

Run little raindrop run

Get along little cloud, get along.

Sing little bluebird, sing

Mr. Gloom if afraid of a song

- Go away little blackbird. - Stay little bluebird.

You better go for as sure as I live.

You're going to wind up deep deep down in the dreary river.

Run little raindrop run

Get along little cloud, get along Hey cabby!

I've got a date with a place in the sun

- So run, scram, - flow,

- scat, - take a pop,

- hit the road, - why don't you hurry,

here's the cab.

Run little raindrop run

- 32 dollars an ounce how can I compete? - You were born suspicious.

"Surrender", did you?

Maybe the FBI could use a girl like you.

Come on, my public is calling us.

- Hiya Phoebe, how's it coming. - Hello commissioner.

My, don't you look pretty?

Yeah. I had to look sharp for closing night.

Just outside check the house, stand in room only.

I should have put the kids in this show on percentage.

- You made plenty on them. - I wasn't thinking of myself.

I'm first the friend had taken an agent to all my clients.

If you must know I was out looking at rings, now you've gone and spoiled it.

- Could I see the ring? - Well I haven't got.

- It... It's a Cartier's but... - Why couldn't you bring it?

Because I'm having an inscription put on the inside.

I guess you have to know everything.

Okay, the inscription says,

"To Vicky with love we'll be together till the final curtain".

It costs two dollars a word and it'll take a day and a half to inscribe.

Would you like to know the price of it?

Next time I'll bring a receipt.

"Together to the final curtain".

Did you put that in it?

Don't you like it?

Oh, Dan.

Uh, lover's quarrels are just like an old pair of pants,

you can always patch them up.

You have to be that corny.

I'm sorry.

Honey you shouldn't act up like that.

People get high blood pressure and carbuncles from getting excited.

You shouldn't use mask. I like your eyes played.

"M".

Hey, kids.

How about the new show. I got some background.

- It's your initial? - Yeah, no, I...

I bought it from Mac, one of the stage hands.

I, uh, had something in my eye.

It's a woman's handkerchief,

it smells of perfume and it's got lipstick on it.

That's Max, all right, I'd recognize it.

Shut up.

You were with Marilyn Cloter's. You promise did you...

No I wasn't I just bumped into it didn't you ever bump into anybody.

Must have been quite a collision.

Oh, why am I trying to kill myself?

Look you can't convict a guy on circumstantial evidence.

I did order the ring and I did bump into Maryland,

but I swear to you, I'm a changed man.

Until something in high heels walks by.

I'm in competition with 50 million females.

My ego can't take it.

- But, Vicky, this is the truth. - The truth?

You don't even suspect the meaning of the word.

All right, you can take miss social register slumming.

- But I've had enough of it. - Look Vicky I...

- Mr. Christy you haven't changed. - And he never will.

Miss Lane, your costume.

You're on again with Mr. Christie in the next two minutes.

Not in the next two centuries and get my understudy.

- Yes, Miss Lane, I can't... - Look...

- Vicky! - Oh!

- Vicky listen to me, will you? - Danny, Danny boy...

you'll hurt your knuckles. I'll knock. You yell.

Vicky, will you listen to me for one minute?

You always have a few quarrels.

- You'll make it up. - This one's for keeps.

What do you mean?

You're not going to do another show with him?

Would it only be the same old thing and the joke's always on me.

"Vicky Lane's famous legs that only a few

weeks ago were altar-bound with Dan Christy,

are now getting muscle-bound with Victor Prince.

Victor and Victoria, reunited, are a dancing dansation in Chicago this week.

Other towns will have to wait till Chicago lets them go.

Dan Christy Stages a One-man Dim-out

Dan Christy, who with Vicky Lane,

has been Broadway's brightest star for the past three years,

has announced no new show for the coming season.

Bartending.

Where is my bourbon and soda?

Where's you go for that bourbon, Kentucky?

Oh no, sir.

I've been there though.

A very interesting state, Kentucky. Very interesting historically.

At one time you know they referred to it as the cradle of the west.

- I'll take your word for it. - Yes.

Danny boy, Danny. Where have you been?

I've been looking all over for you.

Go away from me, we're not speaking.

Such an attitude, me your best friend.

My best friend? I'm laughing. Her best friend, you're on her side.

Three months have come and gone and still no backer for my show.

I repeat, go away.

- Scat, will you? - Let me talk. I got you back.

I don't believe you. Will you go away?

- Who is it? - Bickle and Brown.

They want to put up sixty thousand dollars. Bickle and Brown.

- Where are the contracts? - Uh...

well, there's just one little thing, it's only a small detail, it's trifle.

- What might that be? - Well...

Bickle and Brown want Vicky in the show too.

Oh no, no, never my friend.

After what she did to me, walked out on me,

left me flat, after all I've done for her.

Oh, that's impossible.

Listen, Danny boy, you're too big a man.

Too big a name to hold a grudge.

Look at how ridiculous it strikes me.

Even if I were willing to forgive Miss Lane.

Which I am not. For your information she is not available.

She is 2,000 miles away at a place called Lake Louise,

in the Canadian Rockies,

dancing with a character named Victor Prince.

For your information I know all about that.

There's the tickets reservations already made.

And what makes you think she'd leave Victor Prince for Bickle and Brown?

She's not to know anything about Bickle and Brown.

You've got to make a comeback for you.

- She hates me. - She adores you.

Now, here's what you do.

You go up there, you turn on the old charm, fan the old flame.

Make a scene what a romantic guy she walked out on.

Don't mention Bickle and Brown at all.

Why should I go to all that trouble?

I don't want her back.

I don't need her back.

Well, Bickle and Brown have a funny feeling that you're washed up without her.

- You let them say that? - Without Vicky you're dead turkey.

Bickle and Brown said it and now I say it.

- What do you say? - I say go away from me.

I am beginning to loathe detest and despise you.

Blow!

All right. I'm going and the contracts are going with me.

There's your plane tickets. You can do whatever you want.

Bartender, give my friend another drink.

And see that he gets on that plane for Lake Louise.

Yes, sir.

Here's a little something for your trouble.

Oh, thank you, sir thank you.

- So you're going to Lake Louise? - Are you kidding?

- Well... - Don't answer that.

I'm going to have another bourbon and soda, if you please.

Yes. I have two of them right here.

They say that Lake Louise is remarkably scenic.

Referred to constantly as the jewel of the Canadian Rockies.

And rightly so said.

Give me another drink. I can still hear you.

Oh, yes, sir.

In a dream the strangest and the oddest things appear

And what insane and silly things we do

Here is what I see before me, vividly and clear

As I recall it, you were in it, too

I had the craziest dream

last night, yes, I did

I never dreamt it could be

Yet there you were, in love with me

I found your lips close to mine

so I kissed you

And you didn't mind it at all

When I'm awake,

such a brave never happens

How long can a gal go on dreaming?

if there's a chance that you care

Then, please, say you do, Baby

say it and make my

craziest dream come true

Hey, Running Deer, is that Harry James solid or is he solid.

Of course he's soft, White Cloud.

But it's that Miller Groove that sends me.

Sure.

I can't sleep. Somebody's playing the trumpet right in my ear.

It's early in the morning.

Can you imagine anybody playing a trumpet this early in the morning.

You'd think they let a guy sleep? wouldn't you think...

Wouldn't you, wouldn't you think so, yes, but it's not morning, sir.

It's four o'clock in the afternoon.

Oh, well it doesn't matter.

I'm a little dizzy.

You have to turn the lights on for?

Who are you?

McTavish is the name, sir. I'm your valet.

Oh, my valet. My what?

Your valet, sir.

- But I haven't got a valet... - You have one now, sir.

You hired me yesterday afternoon at precisely 4:32 P.M.

But I don't need a valet.

You thought so yesterday sir in the cocktail bar.

Cocktail?

Stand still, will you?

I remember you. You're the bartender.

Wrong tense sir, I was.

You mean you gave up your job on account on me?

Oh, well it wasn't a very satisfactory occupation, sir.

I'd only been a bartender for two days.

It's all very clear to me.

You took advantage of me while I was in that bar.

On the contrary, sir.

I was obliged to help you to the airplane.

Then you prevailed upon me to accompany you as your companion.

You said it was fate.

Even asked me to hold your hand.

Airplane? Fate? What are you talking about?

It'll all come back to you presently, sir.

I hope.

Where am I?

Chateau Lake Louise, heart of the Canadian Rockies elevation 5670 feet.

That's "One Little Raindrop", a hit from my show.

If I recollect with a modicum of accuracy, sir.

The nature of your mission had to do with a

certain young lady who had left you, uh, horizontal, prone.

- Flat is the word. - Flat is the word.

But it's okay, the fog is clearing.

Bickle and Brown, back in ten days with Vicky Lane.

Back in ten days with Vicky Lane.

You'll pardon the levity, sir, but it does sound like a slogan.

It's a war crime, McTavish.

I'm going down and have it out with her right now.

Trousers...

May I suggest a more subtle approach, sir.

A shave, a bath, clean linen, a press suit. You can't take a lady by storm.

But you need serious finesse.

McTavish how long have you been talking

like the encyclopedia Britannica?

Well, it all started my aunt Stephanie, sir.

That is it started with her will.

It's become quite a burden, really.

The Will, don't tell me she died and left you all her big words?

Well, most practically the same thing, sir.

You see, when my aunt Stephanie died,

I was a freshman at Harvard and in her

will she stipulated that I was to receive

an allowance of ten thousand dollars a

year as long as I remained in college.

- Huh? - Yes, yes, sir. Yes, sir.

I've been going to school now for 20 years.

- I graduated last month. - 20 years in one college?

Oh no, sir, no sir. I have diplomas from five.

What are you doing attending bar?

Well sir, I wanted to learn about life.

And the present.

For 20 years I've been shut up learning about the past.

Tavish this begins to sound like a gag.

You certainly look like a bartender.

Really, oh?

Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you.

What's the melting point of magnesium?

3500 degrees Fahrenheit, sir.

Will you use your electric razor or the brush?

Brush.

Recite the Turkish alphabet.

A, B, C, Ç, D E.

- Is that correct sir? - How do I know it?

Sounds correct it, sounds impossible.

Oh, well so my whole life has been impossible.

You see, I know everything.

- What's wrong with that? - Well I confess.

Though I am a master of romance languages.

I'm scarcely a master of romance.

That's love arts yes, but awfully tired of being a bachelor.

- Well, keep your chin up, McTavish. - Yes sir.

- Both of them. - Yes, sir.

Come on Harry after a first performance like this,

a little celebration is an order, come on up here.

- Oh, Maitre. - "Oui Monsieur".

- Martini, please. - I'll make it too.

Oh, no. Nothing that prosaic after an occasion like this.

It demands something special. I'll make you a brandy a la Victor.

- No, really martini is all... - Oh, dear darling, you adore it.

Well, how was it? Too fast, too slow?

As usual, Harry. Too terrific.

Would you say that I was ready?

I would say so you are practically perfect.

Just one more detail, sir, something you

bought in Chicago, between planes.

It's an engagement ring, I think.

Together till...

The inscriptions only have finished.

It was just one hour between planes.

- I'll attend to that later. - Yes, sir.

Now sir, you are to say, I believe, nothing about Bickle and Brown.

You're right there with the old psychology.

Am I.

McTavish you've made yourself indispensable.

You may stay on as my valet.

- Oh, thank you, sir. - Now to meet Miss Vicky Lane.

Yes, sir.

- Wish me luck. - "Veni, vidi, vici".

- Translation. - I came. I saw. I conquered.

Vicky. I'm on them.

Well done, my good man. Now let me see.

Nutmeg, absinthe.

Yes, I think you have everything. Thank you very much.

Oh, children, you don't know what's in store for you.

This is the nectar of the gods.

I got the recipe straight from the Sultan of Indo,

he's the richest man in the world.

One sip and you'll feel the same way.

I'm sorry Victor but uh I've got to go

knock out an arrangement for Helen.

Uh, look Harry it'll only take a few minutes, sit down.

No. I'm afraid that's not gonna knock me out first. I'll see you later.

Dropping a knife used to mean a strange man would arrive remember.

Just a man.

The man who adores you.

Dan, what are you doing way up here in Canada?

Me? I was just passing by.

I dropped it for my health you know it's

supposed to be a great place for your nerves.

I, uh, hope I wasn't interrupting anything.

Oh no. I was just kissing my future husband.

Mr. Prince and I are engaged.

Engaged? What do you mean?

Oh, engaged to be married. Isn't it exciting?

Oh, it's very exciting.

Oh, oh, you two ought to know each other.

- Mr. Prince, Mr. Christy. - Hello.

How do you do?

You're Christy, the singer, aren't you?

Yeah!

Why don't we all sit down.

- Oh! - Yes.

Oh, have a drink?

No, we gonna have some of this.

No thanks. I'll have a large tomato juice please.

- Very good, sir. - With Worcestershire sauce?

Yeah.

Cointreau.

Absinthe.

One dash.

Victor's making a special drink to celebrate our engagement.

Oh, yes darling, and it's something to celebrate.

I think we'll be held over.

No, no darling. I mean us.

Oh, oh, I thought you meant...

Well what does it matter we hope to make a success of both.

Been doing any hunter trapping around here.

I hear it's a great country for wolves.

Victor and I have been much too busy to indulge in outdoor sports.

So, you two really gonna get married or is this a publicity stunt or something?

Oh. I have the pretty little license right in this pocket.

Maybe you'll be here for the wedding.

Oh, I like it. I love weddings.

I save up all my old shoes to throw at.

Them uh and now, the piece de resistance.

"Voila"!

It's not supposed to do that.

McTavish! McTavish!

- Yes, sir. - What are you doing?

I'm unpacking your bags arrived just a little while ago.

- Well, repack we're not staying. - Very well, sir.

And send a wire to the commissioner. You remember my agent...

Yes, sir. But don't you think that would be a job for your secretary?

My what? I haven't got a secretary.

Oh! But you have, sir.

- Good afternoon, Mr. Christy. - Exactly who are you?

- My name is Rosita. - It would be.

- Rosita Murphy. - Murphy?

- I am your secretary. - What?

That's quite right Mr. Christy,

you hired her in Detroit she was at the souvenir counter.

You are having some little troubles and I fix for you.

And what were the little troubles?

You want to send your photograph to little girls.

But you didn't want her to know who it was from.

- What did you do? - Well. I sent to her one of me.

And then you decided to become my secretary?

I didn't decide it. You did, you said it was fate.

Fate, she's in again.

Well, I'm very sorry, Miss Murphy,

we're leaving. You can go as far as Detroit with McTavish and myself.

Well, as a matter of fact, Mr. Christy,

you don't have to take me back. I have money.

I'd like very much to stay behind here and study these glaciers.

- Yes, sir. - I don't want to go back either.

I like to here.

I think I stay too behind, then study,

or something.

Oh, well. You can't do a thing like that, Miss Murphy.

Why can't I? I can get a job from the hotel.

I can do lots of things for hotel.

Murphy, that's a crazy idea.

I got you into this and I'll get you out of it.

Oh, Mr. Christy is right. You have to go back to Detroit.

This is no place for you, Miss Murphy.

Are you making up my mind for me?

I'll make it up myself.

I'm not telling you what you want to do.

No, no, no, We're just saying what we think is

the best thing for you to do, Miss Murphy.

Murphy, Murphy, Murphy. If I hear once more I scream.

- Oh, that is your name, isn't it? - Yes, Rosita Murphy.

An assumed name of course.

- You're certainly not Irish. - Oh, no my father was Irish.

Patrick Murph. My mother Brazilian.

20 years ago my father ran away from my mother.

Two years ago I come up not to look for my father.

But US of A, she's full of Patrick Murphy's.

Look, Murphy, we haven't time to listen to your life story.

McTavish can do as he pleases, but you're going back to Detroit.

coming along on our arrange for your reservation.

But Mr. Christy?

- You're my secretary, aren't you? - Yeah I guess I am, yes.

Then I'm the boss and you'll do as I say.

Come on.

Now believe me, Murphy, you'll be better off back there.

This is no place for a little girl all alone.

Have you ever been a little girl all alone in Detroit?

Now, Danny knows best, and frankly I don't

think you'll ever make a very good secretary.

Paging Mr. Winters.

Mr. Winters.

Mail?

Now you see Murphy...

Uh-huh. I'd make a better pals, huh?

Hello, Dan.

- Oh, hello Vicky. - Uh...

- I don't believe I... - Oh you two haven't met.

- Uh, Miss Murphy, Miss Lane. - How do you do, Miss Murphy?

How do you do, I'm sure. I'm fine thanks.

- Miss Murphy's my secretary. - Your, uh,

- Secretary? - Hmm, secretary.

I see.

Mr. Christy, I just called your room a man informed me that he was your Valet.

Oh yes, my valet, my secretary. I'm traveling light but I managed.

I can see you're roughing it goodbye Mr. Christy.

Nice for you to make my acquaintance, Miss Lane.

You're in luck, Mr. Christy.

I managed to get two reservations for you. There's a cancellation.

- Huh? - Your reservations. I have them.

Well, uh, forget it. I just want to see if you could get it.

we had to bet you couldn't thanks a lot. Come on Murph.

Yes, sir?

Yes sir. Well, Mr. Christy's here now.

Tavish, what are you doing?

Well, those are your bags, sir. I've packed them.

Well unpack them, we're not leaving.

I would suggest you're lying down, sir.

It'll quiet your mind.

Hello? Hello?

- Who's on the phone? - It's the general sir, the colonel.

That Mr. Commissioner from New York.

Hello?

Take care of the bans. The bags.

Fine.

Yeah.

She's engaged to Victor Prince.

But she's jealous of me.

Listen I didn't send you up there to make her jealous.

When a woman's jealous, she's mad.

And we don't want a mad woman for the show.

But you don't understand.

If she's jealous, she loves me just like you said.

- It's only a matter of time. - Listen, Danny boy,

times are wasted, make love to a do at antagonizer.

we're putting on a review, not a prize fight.

Who's we? Me and B and B.

Yeah! Bickle and Brown,

they're right here in the office with me now.

Tell those two ugly mugs to keep their shirts on.

I know what I'm doing.

He says love and kisses and how are you.

Fine!

How do you do Mr. Bickle? How do you do, Mr. Brown?

Relax, you don't seem to understand.

Everything's perfect.

Goodbye.

Veni, vidi, vici!

I came. I saw. I conquered.

Beautiful Lake Louise.

Well, here I am. ready to go to work.

Murphy, take a letter.

Good neighbors.

Is that what a secretary wears in Brazil?

Why? You don't like my outfits.

I think it's a knock down.

Well, what good is it if there's not a mardi gras in town.

You wait till I get my brothers.

I show you.

Oh, She have a brothers.

Brothers?

Casey, Michael come on, all both of you.

- Como vai? - Oh, como vai?

My brothers.

Oh, yeah!

You brought your brothers with you.

No, no, no. You! You brought them.

You picked them up in São Paulo and you

say come along, and they come along.

Well, there's always room for two more.

Two?

do you think I have only two brothers?

What kind of family's that?

Shawnee, Kelly, Alfonso!

- Como vai o senhor? - Como vai?

- Salve ele! - And Patrick Junior. Pat?

Como vai?

- Six more Murphy's? - My brothers had the big talent.

Pessoal, peguem os seus e vamos fazer uma batucada para o Sr. Amizade, faz favor?

See?

Look, Murphy, they're very cute, but what'll I do with them?

You do nothing. You just listen.

I do it. Watch me. Do you like Brazilian music?

I love it.

You love it? You got it.

Mm-hmm.

Vou explicar que é o Chattanooga Choo Choo

Choo Choo é um trem

que vai que vai me levar perto de alguém

Pois numa estação que passa o Chattanooga Choo Choo

Eu vou saltar, se vou, se vou mesmo se o trem não parar

E você pega o trem na Pennsylvania Station às três horas e tal

pouco a pouco vai saindo da capital

Toma um cafezinho e tira uma pestana

e come remeleques lá em Carolina

Bom americano entra dentro do bar

Boogie oogie boogie into the bar

Para o brasileiro está querendo sambar

Boom tchquibum baragadá baragadum

Boom tchquibum baragadá baragadá

Pois o maquinista pode ser sambista

Oh Chatanooga there you are

Vou, vou, vou encontrar com certo alguém que lá me espera na estação

Ahá! Um certo alguém are used to company pays

Pois tem cara de Spencer Tracy

Quero chegar pois sei que lá vai ser prá lá de bom

So Chattanooga Choo Choo want to teach you home

Chattanooga, Chattanooga Chattanooga, Choo Choo

Chattanooga, Chattanooga Chattanooga, Chaa Chaa

Chattanooga, Choo Choo Chattanooga, Chaa Chaa

A Chaa! A Chaa! A Chaa!

- Vicky where are you? - Here I am.

Guess who I just saw downstairs.

Just guess I've been bursting to tell you all the way up in the elevator.

If you mean Dan Christy, don't burst, it's not worth it.

- Oh, you've seen it? - Yes.

But where do you think I saw him?

On an outgoing plane, I hope.

Nope. In the french room on the mezzanine buying a dinner gown.

Phoebe, darling, nothing Dan Christy could do would interest me or surprise.

Oh but you should have seen the gown all white with

a little draping here a split skirt here, nothing here.

I'd like to have it myself, only I'm not the midriff type.

Or am I?

Don't worry, Mr. Christy will undoubtedly find a midriff type for it.

Well...

Well? Do you say come in?

Well...

Christy bought this for me to eat with him.

- Oh, he did oh. - What do you thinks?

Well, I think Mr. Christy is a very extravagant man.

And you shouldn't call him Christy, without the mister.

He calls me Murphy without a Miss.

He says he gets a kick out off the Murph.

- So I kick back with Christy. - Oh. I see.

Well, after all it is your business isn't it?

Not mine.

But I want my vision to be your business.

Don't you like Rosita just a little?

- Well I... - No?

I, um, I think you're a very foolish girl, Miss Murphy.

You are heading definitely for a great disillusionment.

This man, Christy, Mr. Christy,

to sink into the vernacular you are just leading with your chin.

- Just so you like my chins, huh? - Well...

You do like me a little?

Miss Murphy, I...

I happen to understand the psychology.

of human basic factors and things, now you do not.

Now you are just a "little girls", uh, a little girl.

I on the other hand,

Well, my whole way of life was abruptly changed by

the inheritance of a goodly sum of toothpaste stuck.

You must be pretty smart.

What did you do with toothpaste?

Well it made me more or less independent so I

deserted my books in order to learn from life itself.

I will help you.

I want to find out just what makes people tick.

Oh, and do you know now what make them tick?

I'm still learning, Miss Murphy.

Look, McTavish, you are one smart man.

When I first meet you,

I think you are a little in the dumb side, you know.

Not really? You know I must say definitely

that I felt just the same way about you.

That's wonderful.

- What do you mean? - It means we click.

- Oh, does it? - Yeah.

Oh, does it! Well...

I have a feeling that Mr. Christy is waiting downstairs for you.

Oh. I know. I know.

You like the dress he got me?

It's all right, yes. It's all right, yes.

- What there is of it? - You're right.

It needs some bees, some flowers, fruits, bubbles, snacks nicks.

- I have an idea - Yeah?

- Give me ten bucks. - Ten bucks?

Yes, ten dollars. I'd pay you back.

Well, I know. But ten dollars?

Ten dollars, please.

I don't know what it is boy, but you got something.

Table for two, Mr. Christy?

No, thanks, later. We're gonna dance a little first.

Very well, sir.

And she said, well, why didn't you?

I hope you don't mind dancing so close.

I think it's so much cozier.

But when you dance rumba,

She's not supposed to be cozy.

Oh, kitty's got you.

I show you how to draw Rumba, follow me.

Like this.

See?

You see?

This is.

This is not the Rumba. I know.

It is now.

It's okay by me, big "boys".

- Glad you like it. - Mmm, I love it.

I never danced cozy before.

- Um, how about a drink? - A drink? Yes.

Hello, everybody.

Oh, hello old man.

Mr. Prince, this is my secretary, Miss Murphy.

How do you do. I'm sure.

- How do you do. - And Miss Lane you already know.

- Miss Phoebe Gray and uh... - oh there's Mr. Harry James.

And Mr. Mrs. Jeepers at the gelatin by the same name.

Mr. Christy and Miss, uh...

Murphy.

So, you decided to stay on for a while, hey Christy?

Well it's such a beautiful place. I just couldn't tear myself away.

There's something about Lake Louise that just gets you.

Yes, I see what you mean.

- Well we're gonna have some wine... - You joint us, won't you?

- Thank you but oh... - Please I'm insist.

Perfectly stunning gown you're wearing, Miss Murphy.

- Is it Hattie Carnegie's? - I should say not.

- Christy bought for me. - Miss Murphy's quite a kidder.

He's the Irish in me.

Irish? I had an uncle named Patrick Murphy, maybe we're related.

Maybe, if he was in Brazil.

No, I don't think he ever got out of Brooklyn.

I don't think that's in Brazil.

It's all right!

Miss Murphy has quite a sense of humor.

She's a cinch for my next show.

Yes, a barrel of laughs.

I'm glad you think so.

People don't realize how difficult it is to cast a musical.

Beautiful girls are a diamond dozen.

They can dance like a dream and sing like a log.

But when you find one with a sense of humor,

then you got something worth hanging on to.

If you'll excuse me, I'd like to go to the powder.

I will go with you. My face is a mess too.

What's cooking Phoebe?

I don't know what's cooking but I know someone is stewing.

I don't know why, but I think I'm going to

like your peoples, you are being so nice to me.

It's strictly unintentional, I assure you.

Thank you.

I wish I was a blonde. I knew it looks good.

Maybe I should bleach my hair.

Oh, you're frightfully witty, Miss Murphy,

but my hair is naturally blonde.

Well, shuts my mouth.

Don't brace it to assure me, nobody would know the difference.

Look I don't know what you're after,

but you don't stand a chance with

Dan Christy and you're leading with your chin.

Everybody tell me that today, What's the matter with my chin?

I think you know what I'm talking about.

Maybe I do, do you?

- Certainly. - What's your trouble, Miss Lane?

You've got tough time finding a boy?

Of course not. I have Mr. Prince.

He and I are engaged and he gave me this.

Hmm. Is that a diamond?

Yes, does the size of it starlet on you?

Yes, in Brazil we throw that kind away.

We dig them up this beak.

Don't change the subject.

Now look, I don't know your relations with Dan Christy but...

We're not relations. He's just my boss.

Oh, then it's only natural that your head over heels in love with him?

Love?

Don't make me laugh.

Nothing tthe head over the hills.

Nowhere.

You're sure?

- You're, uh, quite sure? - Posi totally.

I know him since last night. He's what you call just a "push-up".

Uh, you mean a pickup?

That's it. He picked me up in Detroit and put him down here.

Just between me and you,

I think he has some things up his sleeves.

- You, uh, think so? - Mm-hmm.

- What things? - He say I must stay here with him.

And he say I'm giving him a big fever.

- Fever? - Mm-hmm.

Oh, you mean doing him a big favor.

- That's it, yes. - Oh!

Well, tell me more Rosita, tell me everything.

You know, you're beginning to grow on me.

You know, him...

I wonder what's keeping Vicky and your charming secretary.

I hope they've hit it off all right.

But where's me is who hit first?

Phoebe, go to the powder room,

if they're still alive bring them back, will you?

Even if they're mangled beyond recognition?

Oh, Vicky!

Look that.

Miss Murphy, would you care to get some air?

Well, I never say yes so quick, let me think.

Yes, if it's okay with my boss.

- Can I get the air? - You're off duty, Murphy.

Excuse me, please.

They make a nice couple.

Would you like to get some air?

No, thank you. I have a headache.

Well it's close in here, this will fix it up.

No, it'll be all right, thank you.

We might as well put all that nice lake here to some use.

Go ahead, Vicky. It'll clear your head.

You're uh not afraid, are you?

Don't be silly.

Excuse us, please.

You'll pardon me, please.

You'll excuse us too, please.

Yes, Miss Gray, please.

Strange interlude.

Well, here I sit again.

Phoebe the wallflower.

With no man of her own.

It isn't because they can't see me.

I am lit up like a flaming torch.

I think I'll buzz about a bit.

There must be an unattached man around somewhere.

Of course that ain't exactly ladylike.

Are you kidding?

Hey, what a night.

Any critic could give this four stars.

Look at that moon.

That's the kind they write about, isn't?

Yes, it's too bad your secretary isn't handy.

There are some lovely places around here where you could, uh, dictate.

I take it you don't quite approve Murphy.

Oh, but I do. I find her frankness, most refreshing.

Frankness?

Say, what is this friendship between you two?

Oh, we just had a little heart-to-heart talk of the powder room.

- You know as girls will. - I see.

Incidentally, Rosita told me how fun she was of you.

Yeah!

It's a fondness that finally blossomed into the real thing.

Must have been one of those blossoms of bloom

overnight you only met her 24 hours ago in Detroit.

Oh, you haven't changed a bit neither is your acting.

You're still the biggest ham and the biggest phony that ever drew a breath.

O tic-tic, o tic-tac do meu coração Marca o compasso do meu grande amor

Na alegria, bate muito forte E na tristeza, bate fraco, porque sente dor

O tic-tic, o tic-tac do meu coração Marca o compasso de um atroz viver

É o relógio de uma existência E pouco a pouco vai morrendo de tanto sofrer

O tic-tic, o tic-tac do meu coração Marca o compasso do meu grande amor

Na alegria, bate muito forte E na tristeza, bate fraco, porque sente dor

O tic-tic, o tic-tac do meu coração Marca o compasso de um atroz viver

É o relógio de uma existência E pouco a pouco vai morrendo de tanto sofrer

Meu coração já bate diferente Dando o sinal do fim da mocidade

O seu pulsar é o soluçar constante De quem muito amou na vida, com sinceridade

Às vezes, eu penso que o tic-tac É um aviso do meu coração

Que já cansado de tanto sofrer

Não quer que eu tenha nesta vida, uma desilusão

O tic-tic, o tic-tac do meu coração Marca o compasso do meu grande amor

Na alegria, bate muito forte E na tristeza, bate fraco, porque sente dor

O tic-tic, o tic-tac do meu coração Marca o compasso de um atroz viver

É o relógio de uma existência E pouco a pouco vai morrendo de tanto sofrer

Meu coração já bate diferente Dando o sinal do fim da mocidade

O seu pulsar é o soluçar constante De quem muito amou na vida, com sinceridade

Às vezes, eu penso que o tic-tac É um aviso do meu coração

Que já cansado de tanto sofrer

Não quer que eu tenha nesta vida, uma desilusão

O tic-tic, o tic-tac do meu coração Marca o compasso do meu grande amor

Na alegria, bate muito forte E na tristeza, bate fraco, porque sente dor

O tic-tic, o tic-tac do meu coração Marca o compasso de um atroz viver

É o relógio de uma existência E pouco a pouco vai morrendo de tanto sofrer

O tic-tac batucando no meu coração O tic tá, o tic tá, o tic tá

O tic-tic, o tic-tac do meu coração

Oh, Miss Murphy, you look ravishing in that gown.

Well I feel absolutely undressed, like a "strip squeezer".

Well look what I found. May I present Mr. McTavis.

This is Victor Prince. Mr. Mrs. Jeepers.

Oh, I think we met before in New York. You're toothpaste aren't you?

Am I? Oh yes, yes, of course in a way.

- I'm jealous. - Really, I believe it.

I mean, I thought I recognized.

Oh and this is Miss Murphy. It is Murphy, isn't it?

- Yes - Mr. McTavish Miss Murphy.

- Well... - Well...

Ten dollars and you did very well.

This has nothing to do with your "doubles crossing".

- Yes? - Oh yes.

Oh, no, no, no!

- I'm afraid we know each other. - What you are afraid from?

What you're doing with McTavish?

- Where did you find him? - Oh, out there.

Yeah? Put him back, he's mine. We are going stably.

Really, this is most embarrassing.

Embarrassing.

Why don't you hang a sign around his neck private property?

I'll hang her up out of his neck and maybe I pull it.

Oh, oh, impulsive, impulsive.

Repulsive? Do you think she look any gooder?

Oh I get it all now, it's very plain.

But if you came three thousand

miles to try and break up my marriage.

Well, you're getting exactly nowhere,

so you might as well pack up and leave.

- I'll leave. - Good.

As soon as you're ready.

- Pretty? - Oh, your conceit is colossal.

I can see now that you're still convinced that

all you need is a romantic backdrop.

A little sentimental dialogue, a dash of remorse,

and I'll be hopping into your lap again.

Well, that was the general idea.

But there must be a good reason why I got all that trouble.

I'll say there's a good reason. Like all selfish dishonest

people you need someone to take advantage of.

Well, Mr. Christy, you can get yourself a new rag doll.

Even if I weren't in love with Victor,

I wouldn't get back on that little merry-go-round of yours.

Does that convince you?

Well, I can't say that it does. chum.

- Now if you'll relax and listen. - All right. I'll listen.

Oh, good morning, Rosita.

You'll have to pardon my appearance, please.

Why don't you told me you was a millionaire?

Well, what are you talking about? I... I'm not a millionaire.

I know, just a lot of tooth space but it made you rich. No?

Oh, nothing of the kind.

Rich? Why I'm only worth in the neighborhood

of say six hundred thousand dollars.

That's a good enough neighborhood for me.

You'll have to pardon me, won't you. I'm laying out Mr. Christy's clothes.

Wait till I'm finished laying you out.

My word, haven't you finished yet?

Not till you told me what you see in me

that you don't see in that Phoebe woman.

Oh, now Rosita, Miss Phoebe, why, she's just

another interesting character in my studies.

You want to find out what makes her tick, I suppose?

Well, I suppose so, yes.

Why don't you listen to me. I'm a ticking all the time?

- Are you, really? - Yes.

Listen...

- I'm listening. - Am I ticking?

- I think so. - You think so?

How's that brother?

Oh!

I think I'm ticking now!

Hmm before breakfast, too.

Do you like better than ping-pong?

I'm afraid I was a little carried away, sir.

Quite a distance, I'd say.

And you, sir? May I ask about you and last night? Any progressive?

Oh, everything's fine.

She wants me to go away and she never wants to see me again.

Oh, how nice. How very nice, sir.

Although that hardly sounds like progressive.

McTavish, anytime a woman never wants to see

you again that means she can't live without you.

I'm happy to report that everything is progressing according to plan.

Really, sir, really.

Your scientific approach to a woman's heart it's just amazing, sir.

- Thank you, McTavish. - What is the next step?

The next step is the tenderness routine.

I send her all the things she loves.

Remind me to send us some long stem roses.

- Long stemmed roses... - Yeah...

the longer the better preferably three or four feet length.

She's a sucker for roses and the stems are long enough it makes it cry.

I think I understand, sir.

I had a very interesting summer extension course at one time in horticulture.

And I raised roses oh six feet tall with bugs about one foot in diameter, sir.

Well, I'm afraid we haven't got time for you to raise these details.

They were salmon colored, sir.

- For the coffee. - Coffee, oh yes, sir.

There's one thing that worries me though.

- The aphis and mildew and black... - Nothing about the roses.

About Miss Lane.

After I give her the ring how am I going to

tell her about New York and Bickle and Brown.

Oh, I wonder.

Oh, dear. That will be inordinately difficult.

Difficult? It's impossible.

Sir?

Why not take her to New York and let her find out for herself?

Why say anything to her about it at all?

McTavish you've got something there.

After all. If I don't tell her, who will?

Will?

Phoebe, is that you?

Where have you been?

- Fishing. - Any luck.

No. But you should have seen the one that got away.

What are you doing with those?

Did you throw these out into the hall?

- Yes. - But why? They're beautiful.

He sent them.

- Oh, shall I throw them back? - I don't care what you do with them.

Oh, how I hate that man.

They won't fit in anything. I know. I've got long stems myself.

I know exactly how they feel.

I said I hated him.

Who, Victor?

No! Dan Christy!

Dan Christy in person, held over popular demand.

All made up and ready to go on.

My, my. Baby aren't you the little flower girl.

Roses make you cry?

You know I think you might find a customer in the lobby.

I get it right away. I'm a quick study.

Uh, what is this?

Oh, that's a surprise. And no fair peaking.

- You may go, my good man. - Very good, sir.

Will you get out of here? What do you think you're doing?

No, don't tell me you've forgotten our anniversary?

What anniversary?

The anniversary of our first kiss.

Don't you remember the camping trip in the adirondacks.

In exactly five seconds it'll be 7:15.

That moment a year ago we kissed for the first time.

Three, four, five.

If you don't leave this room at once...

We mustn't speak that way in front of junior.

All right. I'll call Victor.

- Oh, oh, you wouldn't do that. - Or wouldn't I?

Hello?

Mr. Victor Prince, please.

Hello, Victor.

Will you come over right away, please?

Yes, right away. Thank you.

May I, uh, make a suggestion?

This little invention works a lot better,

if you put the plug in. So.

Now would you care to try again.

Mr. Victor Prince, please. Yes.

Hello.

Darling.

Uh-huh this is Vicky.

Victor. I'm lonesome.

Uh-huh.

Do I?

Oh, of course I do, sweet. Terribly, terribly.

Huh, uh-huh. All alone. - Thanks.

All alone right here in my room.

You will? One minute?

I don't know whether I can wait that long.

But I'll try.

He's coming right over.

You can hardly wait.

I got to give you credit I didn't think you'd do it.

I can't figure it out.

Well, figured out in your own room, will you?

Of course I could order something for Victor.

A big piece of ham, perhaps.

Now, look Dan, he's only three doors away,

he's going to be here any minute.

- Then we'll eat in the dining room. - No.

Look I'm not gonna eat dinner on our anniversary alone.

Dan he'll be here any minute with...

- Victor. - What do you want me to do?

- You can leave by the window. - Look that's a 20-foot drop.

There's a fire escape, just outside.

- I may break my neck. - Good, but do it quietly.

Hmm.

Vicky? Vicky?

Vicky, darling.

Come in, Victor.

Vicky.

Victor, darling.

Don't move.

- You're a Picasso. - Hmm?

- A painting. - Oh!

No. No painter could capture that creamy skin.

That sky blueness of the eyes.

And if he could it would be a masterpiece, a classic.

- and it would hang in my heart. - Ah!

Darling you don't have to propose to me anymore.

Oh, Vicky your loneliness has made me so happy.

What do you mean?

Well, you phoned me and not somebody else.

It proves that our engagement was not just the, well, the surface kind.

Frankly up to this minute it hadn't meant very much to me.

- Victor? - Well, it never meant full possession.

Hmm?

And I've known all along that I caught you on the rebound.

There was once a fellow by the name of Dan Christy.

Once, but no more.

My only hope was that you'd forget him.

That you'd learn to love me so much

that no feeling for him would remain.

That's just what it is Victor.

And when you phoned me I knew my moment had come.

I knew that he had left your heart.

He is gone, isn't he? There is nothing left.

Nothing!

At last, you're completely mine.

Well, sweetheart, what's the matter?

Nothing, nothing at all.

Vicky darling.

No. Not now, Victor.

Oh, can you think of a better time?

- Oh, yeah. Yes, I can. - Vicky.

Are you putting me off again? I couldn't stand that.

Oh, my angel.

Victor. Victor.

Yes. Yes!

I'm hungry.

It's past dinner time and...

look what I've ordered just for you.

Rainbow trout.

- I loathe trout and you know it. - I'm sorry, I'd forgotten.

Well, we can phone up for something else.

Food doesn't interest me in the slightest.

How about a drink? At least you could pour me one.

Why? Of course, sweet.

Ah, tokay.

The wine of gypsies and romance.

- I hope that's why you ordered it. - Oh, it's just a cheap brand.

But it's all I could get.

To my little gypsy.

Who dances and plays on the strings of my heart.

May she never roam.

What was that?

Oh, nothing, just a beetle.

- Victor. - Yes, darling?

- Let's take a walk. - A walk? But it's so cozy here.

It's congested. I mean the air it's stuffy.

- Well, we'll just open the window. - Oh no! No!

Well, why not?

- It might be too cold. - Oh, nonsense, Vicky.

It's a warm evening.

The windows are already open.

Yes.

Isn't it great to be alive?

And isn't it great to be alone and in love?

Vicky, what on earth is the matter with you?

Oh!

I can see the mood you're in. You're teasing me.

Vicky, what is this?

You want me here because you're lonesome,

then you try to get rid of me.

You want me to come, you want me to go,

now what do you want me to do?

- I'll tell you, Victor. - What Vicky?

Let's play gin rummy.

Yeah... Gin rummy! Are you kidding?

No, I love gin rummy.

Oh, Vicky. I wish you'd say you love me with as much feeling.

- I do love you, Victor. - Do you Vicky?

- Yes. - Say, why are we whispering?

- Well, I wasn't whispering. - Well, of course you were.

Oh, Vicky are you sure you care for me more than you cared for Christy?

Oh, I never really cared about him at all.

All he had was a terrific nuisance value.

Oh, I detest, despise and loathe the man.

It isn't just because he jilted you?

Jilted me? Are you crazy?

I jilted him, he didn't jilt me.

All right, all right. I believe you.

What I can't understand is how you ever

got mixed up with such a crude, noisy, extrovert.

Well he's just a dead-end kid.

A miserable brat.

Well...

His personality is just a surface one.

I realize he's a self-made man but did he have to stop so soon.

Let's face it, he has nothing on the ball mentally.

When he has his hat blocked. I think he leaves his head in it.

It baffles me what I ever saw in him.

Yes, whatever possessed you, Vicky?

You couldn't have been impressed by his name,

he's not that famous

Well, he's not even a good singer.

He's just a puffed up third-rate tenor.

Third-rate tenor? What do you mean, you...

What are you doing here?

- What's he doing here? - Him?

- I don't know. - You don't know.

Oh yes, you do. I see it all now.

That's why you shushed me. That's why you whispered.

That's why you wanted me to play gin rummy.

Oh, Victory, don't be ridiculous.

Ridiculous. How can I be any more ridiculous and you've already

made me sticking that man behind the curtain and letting me make love to you.

Well, darling I knew he was there all the time, but,

well I was trying to get rid of him.

Well, why didn't you let me in on it?

- I didn't know he was there. - You just said you did.

- Well, I didn't know it at first. - It's all very complicated, darling.

I'll say it's complicated.

Say, does a red four go on a red five?

- Yes. I mean no. - Thanks.

Fine fiance you turned out to be.

Of all the dishonest and sincere females you take...

the cake, and you take the ring now things aren't complicated, are they?

Darling?

That man is here again.

Hey!

Now, why didn't you leave by the fire escape as I asked you to?

Look. No fire escape.

Well, the gentleman would have jumped.

- Look, sweetheart... - Oh, get out! get out!

I've been trying to get in this room, but men keep whizzing but.

Oh, what's the matter, honey top?

- Phoebe? - Mmm?

- Do me a favor, will you? - Sure. I will honey, anything.

If I ever even look at either one of them again,

I want you to give me the swiftest kick.

I will, darling.

Falling to me in your hands and knees, huh?

I am not.

- Getting cold too. - Oh no, Dan.

I couldn't sleep, I...

- I was taking a walk. - Me too.

it's awfully dark out, isn't it?

Sit down, have a cigarette.

Ah. I'll sit.

I have no idea of the time.

Gee, my watch stopped.

It's about four o'clock in the morning.

Really?

Uh, I told a lie just now.

I wasn't taking a walk. I was looking for something.

I was looking for your ring.

I hope you can find it.

I found it.

- With three or six bellboys. - Oh, I'm so glad.

I'm sorry I got...

- so mad tonight but I... - It's all right.

You should have thrown me out of the window along with a ring.

I thought Victor was a world's champion heel.

Meet the new champ.

Well...

as long as I have to choose between two heels.

I... I might as well pick the one I love.

That is if you still feel the same way as you did about me.

After the way I acted.

Do you?

Oh!

She had lost it.

Oh!

Here it is, hold out your left hand.

Oh! Oh...

Left hand.

Gosh, there's a lot of things I ought to say, but...

Well, Victor said all, and so much better.

He put on a pretty good act of me.

- Well, he's a hard man to follow. - Oh Danny!

You don't have to say anything.

That's one thing it still stands between us.

What?

Do you promise to get this molar fix here?

Oh, I promise.

And Dan you'll always be honest with me, won't you?

Sure.

From now on just call me straight as a die Christy.

That funny sound you hear is me turning over in the leaf.

There's one other thing I have to tell you.

I should have told you when I first got here.

- Did you miss me something awful? - Sure.

Danny!

let's get away from everybody.

Let's go upstairs and pack and catch the first plane out in the morning.

Swell.

You know, even in the dark you look terrific.

You kind of glow or something.

I can't get over.

Do you mean I'm gonna have a

chance to do this all the rest of my life?

That's a general idea.

Don't shush me.

You'll wake everybody out.

I'll wake the whole cockeyed world!

McTavish!

Oh, good morning, sir. That moron woke you up too I see, eh?

I'm the moron, McTavish.

And what's more, congratulations than order.

"Veni, vidi, vici" I came, I saw, I got her.

Not really, not really.

Isn't that splendid, sir? Maritally and commercially?

That is to say she's going to do the show too, eh?

Well, she doesn't know about that yet.

But you better get packed because

we're leaving on first plane in the morning.

Oh are we? Wherefore?

We're going on a honeymoon, then we're going to get married.

Aren't you a little mixer?

Yes, I am a little mixed up, but I love it.

- Is my phone. - What is the destination?

I haven't thought about that yet.

Well, if you're going to do the show it would have to be New York.

But I guess it'll have to be New York.

Hello. Oh, hello darling.

Where?

I was just gonna ask you the same thing.

How about New York?

New York's a wonderful place for a honeymoon.

Oh, Danny, why not be real old-fashioned and go to Niagara Falls?

Ah! Niagara Falls was corny. New York's our town.

Manhattan in the spring.

Remember Washington square where we met?

Doesn't give you a lump in the throats just to think about it.

Yes. But you know how we both love beautiful scenery?

I don't need any scenery as long as I've got you alone.

Oh, all right, darling, you're the boss, New York it is.

Okay.

8:30 in the morning. It's a date.

- Good night. - Good night.

- Good night. - Good night.

Good night!

- McTavish? - Yes, sir.

Wake the travel agent and tell him I want

two tickets to New York in the morning.

Very good, sir.

I'm checking out, Miss Lane.

We're checking in. Bickle and Brown's the name.

- B&B? - Well, Miss Lane.

And the commissioner. What on earth are you doing here?

- Well, well, are you going someplace? - Back to the big town.

Oh, you'll never regret it what a part you've got.

Is it fact.

Yes, and if I was a young girl and pretty I'd play the part myself.

You were right, commissioner. Christy's a smart boy.

- Smart? - Yeah!

He said he'd get you in his next show.

- And he got you. - Vicky, let me explain.

- This is a great setup. - Yeah!

And we thought he couldn't swing you by himself so we come out to help.

But there's nothing left for us to do now.

- Look, let me explain. - It explains itself.

Oh, what a performance you two will give.

But never top the one he's just given.

What that, huh? oh? What did you say?

Straight as a die Christy.

I should have smelled a rat a long time ago or at

least one of Bickle and Brown's cheap tricks.

- What is she saying? - I'll translate for you.

Vicky Lane is not available for you or for Dan Christy or for Dan Christy's show.

But I'll give him one performance right now, he'll never forget.

Uh, don't worry fellas. I'll fix everything. What's Dan Christy's room number?

206, uh, shall I...

Christy I've got something to tell you.

Not now, Murphy.

- But Christy... - Not now, Murphy.

Danny? Danny boy?

- Danny boy, Danny boy... - Commissioner what...

Bickle and Brown are downstairs, they met Vicky.

And she's so mad, that's just something I got to tell you.

Bickle and Brown? You're halfway today bring them here, did you?

They brought me. They shanghaied me. They were getting impatient.

They spoiled the beans.

Now she'll think it's all a gag to get her back in the show.

Oh, but surely you are smart enough too.

Sure, just a little bit too smart.

I'm licked, boys and girls.

She'll never think I was more interested

in her than I was in the show.

She knows me too well.

It's that honeymoon in New York that cooked me good.

Here the tickets, She'll never go back now.

Now get enough for all of us to go back to New York.

I want to get out of this place as soon as possible.

Dan?

Dan?

Dan?

Dan?

- Let me see. - You don't have to explain anything.

I'm through with you, Dan Christy. I've stood for your lies long enough.

- But if you listen... - I won't listen.

This is final!

And there's your ring.

Oh, lovebirds. How is that bride feel?

I would know.

Look. People in California don't wear those clothes.

Haven't you got slacks.

California? What are you talking about?

Mr. Christy told me to get honeymoon Tickets to California, look.

Could only be for you and him.

Maybe I pull bonus.

Did...

did you buy tickets to California?

Sure he did. And I got witness.

Rapazes, venham cá que preciso de vocês como testemunha já já!

"Guys, is it true or not that you are falling apart around here?"

- Much. - Yes!

They say yes, California.

- They would. - Okay. I got more.

Ellen, Phoebe, Victor!

- Congratulations. - Congratulations.

Congratulations.

Congratulations, old boy. The best man won.

Thanks.

Well, your backers have gone back.

- Going back? - What?

Are you kidding?

The angels have flown.

We are now leaving beautiful Lake Louise.

So what? We'll put the show on ourselves.

- Can we raise 60 grant? - Well I got 5,000.

You can count on me for five.

I've saved a thousand, you can have that.

I'll raise that too.

- I had bids and bubbles. - Victor how about you?

Hmm. I hate to say this but we're still 47 thousand dollars short.

- Oh! - What can we do?

Mr. Christy, you must leave immediately for the airport.

Very well, McTavish.

Toothpaste.

He has to space by the bottles. In my language that's plenty baku.

- McTavish has... - Six hundred thousand dollars.

- Six hundred... - All into tooth paste.

- I'd better start squeezing, huh? - No, no, leave this to me.

Anything wrong, sir?

Well McTavish, old pal, we're putting on the show ourselves.

- Oh, not really. - Yes.

Oh, what a happy idea, yeah.

It shows such commendable spirit of brotherhood.

Well, we knew you'd like the idea. We're all chipping in something.

And if we're willing to back our talent with our own

money we must be pretty sure of a success, huh?

Well, really, Miss Lane.

You don't have to convince me of the artistic merit of this assembly.

Well, thank you very much.

You would hire us, wouldn't you?

I would indeed, sir. Every last one of you.

Well, you're welcome to feed the kitty, you know?

You're one of us and in return we'll give you a small piece of the show.

Oh, thank you. Thank you, indeed.

Thank you. What would you suggest?

Well, all we need is forty-seven thousand.

- dollars. - Yes, dollars.

- From me. - Yes.

Oh, oh, well I'm sorry sir. I'm very sorry, really.

But, uh, I'm too unfamiliar with the world of entertainment.

Is where Rosita goes to war.

And to a proposition of such unsure returns I can only answer no.

McTavish.

- Pardon me, sir. - Certainly.

Come in, McTavish.

No! No!

No!

No!

Did you get your invitation to that big affair?

Say! You've gotta be there

Hey, you've gotta be there

Every dig, dig, dignitary appearing knows the time is near

And representatives from every nation In the Western hemisphere

will certainly

appear

How would you like to go To say hello to your neighbors?

Let's go to that Panamericana Jubilee!

Come on and drink a toast And get close to your neighbors

Let's got to that Panamericana Jubilee

You're gonna see the way those Latins Like to jitter bug

Like to cut a rug

Like a Yankee doodle dandy

Like to do a rhumba

And a samba!

It's goin down in history as a jump in fiesta

Bring your chum along and come along with me

To the Panamericana Jubilee!

Play the game and that's the rumba just for amigo

And then la Fiesta Panamericana

Would you wanna be in this kind of music and fiesta?

And then la Fiesta Panamericana

You'll go to see the gringos And bite your jitterbug

Play like it's gonna run

Like the Yankee doodle dandy Like do a rhumba and samba

Leve consigo um pouquinho de samba, de sangre, de milonga

Let's go to the Panamericana Jubilee

Depois se faz uma mistura de rumba com um pouquinho de conga

Bring your chum along and come along with me

Go get that alligator from me, waiter!

- I'm a jitterbug - When you get the roach

I can get the roaches Like the Yankee do their dandy

Bring your chum along and come along with me

Come along and then a

Panamericana Jubilee!

Subtitles: Kilo