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Death to he
who sets a leprechaun free.
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Steal his gold,
it will corrupt your soul, you see.
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For many a moon,
the legend has grown.
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Death toll increases,
solution unknown.
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Beware the evil wanderer,
in search of his loot.
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Lest ye suffer the wrath
of his golden flute.
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Flee while you can,
the future's not good...
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For no one is safe
from a lep in the hood.
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This map you bought
was bullshit.
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Man, it got to be
down here somewhere.
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Do you see any gold, fool?
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The burger's probably still good.
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The burger's probably good, huh?
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What you talking about, man?
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What the fuck?
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Holy shit!
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You midget Midas motherfucker.
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Yo, Slug, look at this shit.
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Oh, shit.
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That's it.
It's all here, baby.
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That's all I want, right here.
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You collect the rest
of this stuff, man.
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Now we're moving on up
to the East Side.
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Yeah, that's it.
That's all I needed.
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Ah... free at last.
Free at last.
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Thank God almighty.
Free at last.
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Goddangit.
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Come on, come on.
'll knock you...
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Stealing me gold
is a sure way to grow old.
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Now me little room
will become your tomb.
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Got your ass.
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Whoo.
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Motown, here I come.
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Ain't nothin' in this world
gonna be for free...
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Everybody's comin' up,
but not like me.
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Somebody's gotta win,
but somebody's gotta lose...
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Live your life right,
good choices choose.
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Let no one
try and hold me back...
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I'm rippin' up the stage,
Butch rippin' up the track.
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Postmaster P, that's me,
you see...
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The P's for Positive,
and that's my guarantee.
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I got no time
for negativity...
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Smooth is my groove,
and fresh my recipe.
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Postmaster P, y'all,
positivity...
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A positive flow to your speakers
is what I'm bringin', see.
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The crew and me,
we all got unity...
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We keep the crowd hyped,
positively.
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Oh, shit!
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Damn, what the hell happened?
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What the fuck y'all did
to the stage?
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Too much ammonia?
Not enough nitrogen?
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So, whuddup wit' the gig?
We on the bill?
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Don't worry about the bill.
You'll get that.
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This is our shot out, man.
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If we win this contest, we're going
to the Vegas Hip-Hop Cafe.
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We're talking video promo,
publishing rights...
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record deals. All that shit.
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Only record deal you're getting
is with the the L.A.P.D.
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If you get your shit right,
I might give you another audition.
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Now get the fuck out of here.
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Shit, I almost get my ass
blown to bits by a virgin.
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Shut up, fool. I should have never
told you I was a virgin.
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I know you don't know nothing
about no pussy...
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but I thought you knew
about that nitrogen trimesteride.
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That's nitrogen tri-iodide, fool!
Tri-iodide.
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It's an iodine/ammonia compound.
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Fool, you're going to
wind up in a compound.
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The hell with it,
we fucked up.
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See, Stray, you're thinking
with a spirit of failure.
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You really do need to hook up
some Tony Robbins.
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00:10:02,681 --> 00:10:04,706
That big, white
goofy-lookin' mo'fo'?
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Always talking about
00:10:09,379
take time to stop
and smell the forest>...
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That ain't right.
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See, our unconscious beliefs
control our behavior.
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Only through daily positive,
positive affirmation can we overcome.
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Yeah, well,
affirmate this, motherfuckers.
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If we don't get
this equipment fixed...
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we ain't winning no contest...
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we ain't going to no Vegas
and we ain't ever leaving Compton.
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The guy said we could
audition again, right?
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What'd it take
to get our shit fixed?
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This shit?
A whole lot of money.
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We're fucked.
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We just got to think positive.
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Jimi Hendrix.
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The real Jimi Hendrix.
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Boy, where you get this guitar?
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It was my Uncle Junior's.
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00:10:54,099 --> 00:10:56,431
Yeah, yeah,
he got it from Jimi Hendrix.
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Yeah, that's right,
when they used to play together.
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Your Uncle Junior
used to play with Jimi?
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At Psychedela-Palooza in 1971.
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00:11:06,645 --> 00:11:10,411
Yeah, that's right.
That's, that's Jimi's guitar.
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Psychedela-Palooza?
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I never heard of that one before.
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So?
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Wait a minute. '71?
Didn't Jimi die in 1970?
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No, no,
that was Paul McCartney.
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So, what'cha give us
for this piece of music history?
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I'll give you about five seconds
to get out of my shop.
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Come in here bullshitting
with this piece of crap.
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Hey, man, ain't nobody
bullshitting you.
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Stray Bullet...
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Boy, you ain't no gangster.
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And Postmaster P.
What is that shit?
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You ain't ever been
in the military.
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It's Postmaster P, 'cause I deliver
a positive message, that's all.
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- Positive message?
- Yeah.
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Punk Ass is more like it.
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And Butch...
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Boy, you need to get yourself
some pussy...
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before you blow off your dick
fucking with those chemicals.
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00:12:06,004 --> 00:12:08,370
Now, get up out of my shop.
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This ain't no charity.
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How much you give us
for it, Chow?
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Is this Jimi signature for real?
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Yeah, who else you know
signs his name like that?
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I look stupid?
Everybody know Jimi die in 1970.
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You try bullshit Chow?
Get the fuck out.
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Damn, Chow.
Come on, man.
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Hey, don't touch.
Don't touch.
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You leave Chow's store.
Go on!
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Hip and Hop
your black ass home.
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Hula, hula, go, go, go.
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What are we supposed to do now?
Rob somebody?
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00:12:51,716 --> 00:12:54,810
No, man,
we ain't robbin' nobody.
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00:12:55,253 --> 00:12:57,312
There goes Mack Daddy O'Nasses
right there.
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00:12:57,388 --> 00:13:00,118
Why do they call him
Onassis?
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He don't look Greek to me.
131
00:13:02,093 --> 00:13:03,993
He was a pimp, man.
132
00:13:04,062 --> 00:13:07,122
Back in the day,
Mack Daddy owned asses.
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00:13:07,198 --> 00:13:09,632
So now he's got his own
little hip-hop thing goin'.
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00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,828
Yeah, gangster hip-hop.
135
00:13:11,903 --> 00:13:14,770
Man, bitches and ho's
ain't all my man knows.
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00:13:24,449 --> 00:13:27,350
If it ain't the Milli Vanilli
of Compton rap.
137
00:13:27,418 --> 00:13:30,046
I heard you guys were sampling
chipmunk tracks now.
138
00:13:34,492 --> 00:13:36,858
The machine broke, man,
that ain't no chipmunk track.
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00:13:36,928 --> 00:13:41,160
Yo, we got some new shit.
It's hot, man. You should hear it.
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00:13:41,232 --> 00:13:43,325
What's in it for me?
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00:13:44,402 --> 00:13:47,394
- What's in it for you?
- Moolah.
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00:13:47,472 --> 00:13:49,463
You could be reppin' us, man.
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00:13:49,541 --> 00:13:53,170
After we win that contest in Vegas,
we gonna be the hottest act around.
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Get in.
Better not be wastin' my time.
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00:14:02,620 --> 00:14:04,815
Oh, shit!
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00:14:04,889 --> 00:14:07,585
Uh, we tight...
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00:14:07,659 --> 00:14:10,526
Uh, that's right.
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00:14:10,595 --> 00:14:13,621
Uh, we tight...
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Postmaster P, y'all,
positivity...
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00:14:16,534 --> 00:14:19,662
a positive flow to your speakers
is what I'm bringin', see.
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00:14:19,737 --> 00:14:22,501
The crew and me,
we all got unity.
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We keep the crowd hyped,
positively.
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00:14:25,677 --> 00:14:27,975
Do what you gotta do,
comin' from the hood...>
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It's not much,
but it's not the worst.
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00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:39,655
You guys seem hungry.
I'm sure I can do something with you.
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We got to change some things.
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Like what?
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This bullshit, all right?
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00:14:49,167 --> 00:14:51,965
I ain't with that
"save the fuckin' hood" bullshit...
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"treat your girl right"
That shit is wack, all right?
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This label, we rap about Uzis,
blowing motherfuckers' heads off.
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You know what I'm saying?
Smack your bitch up.
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Shoot your motherfuckin' homeboy
in the face type of shit.
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00:15:05,884 --> 00:15:08,876
Yeah, but Mack Daddy,
that's not what we do, man.
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00:15:08,953 --> 00:15:11,319
We try to send out
a positive message.
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Yeah, I mean, really,
the shit is sellin'...
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00:15:16,461 --> 00:15:18,190
What?
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00:15:21,099 --> 00:15:22,828
Man, they wanna change everything.
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00:15:22,901 --> 00:15:25,199
- Hey, you wanna be large?
- Yeah.
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All right then, you gotta
do what he says.
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So you wanna change
everything we did?
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Who gives a shit?
If we're large?
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Hey you...
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get the fuck away from that.
Is that yours?
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Stop touchin' shit.
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Go over there
with your fuckin' friends.
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You fuckin' up.
Watch this fuckin' kid.
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Mack Daddy:
Hey, you, you listen to me.
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You don't wanna fuck with me, okay?
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I hope you had sex last night
'cause I'm gonna cut off your dick.
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Then, I'm gonna feed it
to my pit...
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then I'm gonna burn the shit
when it comes out of my dog's ass.
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You hear me?
Don't fuck with me, bitch!
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00:16:04,809 --> 00:16:06,777
What are you guys gonna do?
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00:16:08,413 --> 00:16:11,007
Yo, Mack Daddy,
I don't know...
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You don't know?
Get the fuck outta here.
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- Hold up, Mack, look...
- Get the fuck outta here!
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Let me talk to my boy,
he's trippin'...
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You motherfuckers
are wastin' my time.
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I got chumps lined up
tryin' to be down with this label.
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You get no second chance.
Get the fuck out.
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00:16:25,630 --> 00:16:27,962
Please, let me talk to him.
We wanna do this...
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00:16:28,032 --> 00:16:30,227
What's the matter with you, kid?
You deaf?
194
00:16:30,301 --> 00:16:32,235
Or are you just dumb,
like your mom...?
195
00:16:32,303 --> 00:16:34,328
I gotta bitch-smack you
like I used to do to her?
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00:16:34,405 --> 00:16:36,930
- Let me tell you something.
- Check yourself, kid.
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Don't even fuck around.
Just get out.
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00:16:39,344 --> 00:16:42,711
You and your homeboys,
fucked up. This is real.
199
00:16:42,780 --> 00:16:44,907
Get these fuckin' losers out.
200
00:16:47,719 --> 00:16:50,051
Man, fuck him.
I ain't no loser.
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00:16:52,857 --> 00:16:55,325
Man, this shit broker
than we is.
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Unless one of y'all big head niggas
win the lotto tomorrow...
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we can forget about the contest,
and goin' to Las Vegas.
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00:17:01,165 --> 00:17:04,157
Now you talkin',
motherfucker.
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00:17:04,235 --> 00:17:05,964
The lotto.
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00:17:06,037 --> 00:17:08,369
The lotto's hangin' around
that yard jockey's neck at Mack's.
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00:17:08,439 --> 00:17:10,304
I've been thinkin'...
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00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:13,003
everybody knows Mack be out
partyin' every night, right?
209
00:17:13,077 --> 00:17:17,537
We bust in there, grab the gold piece
off that yard jockey, huh?
210
00:17:20,284 --> 00:17:22,479
Oh, we just gonna
break into Mack's, huh?
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00:17:22,553 --> 00:17:24,612
We gonna bust in there
and steal his shit, right?
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Stick 'em up, motherfucker!
Mack, gimme your shit.
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00:17:27,592 --> 00:17:29,958
Yo, I'm serious, goddamnit!
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That shit got to be hot.
215
00:17:32,397 --> 00:17:36,265
We take that shit, we pawn that shit,
and get some new gear.
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00:17:36,334 --> 00:17:38,393
Stray, we can't do that, man.
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He ain't gonna report that stolen.
That shit got to be hot.
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00:17:41,272 --> 00:17:43,638
Stray, if we do that,
we ain't no better than Mack is.
219
00:17:44,742 --> 00:17:50,044
It's okay to play a bullshit scam
on Jackie Dee and Chow...
220
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but you too high and mighty
when it comes down to the real deal.
221
00:17:53,551 --> 00:17:56,042
Look, man, that was different,
and you know it.
222
00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:58,281
How you think that motherfucker
got where he is?
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00:17:58,356 --> 00:18:01,621
He's done worse shit than us,
keepin' us brothers down...
224
00:18:01,692 --> 00:18:03,751
controlling who gets out
and who don't...
225
00:18:03,828 --> 00:18:07,025
It's time somebody took
something back, took some action.
226
00:18:07,098 --> 00:18:09,066
Kinda like Robin Hood...
227
00:18:09,133 --> 00:18:11,624
Instead, we gonna be
robbi'n in the hood.
228
00:18:11,702 --> 00:18:14,330
Only with Uzis and AK's, baby.
229
00:18:17,275 --> 00:18:20,176
We talking about guns, now, too?
230
00:18:20,244 --> 00:18:22,212
You tell me, Post...
how else we gonna do it?
231
00:18:23,681 --> 00:18:26,775
Fuck that, man.
I'll see y'all on Judge Judy.
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We meet at MacKenzie Park,
6:30.
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We just playin'
the cards we're dealt, man.
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Like Mack said,
ain't nothin' but a hip-hop thing.
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Business in the hood.
236
00:18:48,005 --> 00:18:52,635
- You ain't scared?
- Hell, no, I ain't scared.
237
00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:55,304
- Ready to do this?
- Yeah, I'm ready to do this.
238
00:18:55,379 --> 00:18:57,609
Let's do this.
239
00:18:57,682 --> 00:19:00,276
- My nigga, man.
- I love you, man.
240
00:19:00,351 --> 00:19:03,149
- Shit. Let's go to Vegas.
- Word. Let's do this, homie.
241
00:19:09,794 --> 00:19:11,557
Who the fuck is that?
242
00:19:11,629 --> 00:19:14,223
- It's Post, man.
- Post?
243
00:19:14,298 --> 00:19:17,358
So what's the deal?
We gonna do this shit, or what?
244
00:19:20,271 --> 00:19:21,898
My nigga!
245
00:19:23,808 --> 00:19:25,469
Let's do this.
I love you, my friend.
246
00:19:25,543 --> 00:19:27,670
Look at this, y'all!
247
00:19:27,745 --> 00:19:29,337
Let's get money, baby.
248
00:19:29,413 --> 00:19:32,280
- Yeah, baby.
- Yeah!
249
00:19:55,139 --> 00:19:57,300
Hey Post,
look in that desk.
250
00:20:14,358 --> 00:20:16,656
Oh!
251
00:20:16,727 --> 00:20:18,558
Yo, Post!
252
00:20:19,564 --> 00:20:21,259
Clear.
We goin' hot!
253
00:20:24,435 --> 00:20:26,767
What the fuck...?
254
00:20:27,905 --> 00:20:30,499
Oh, shit!
255
00:20:38,516 --> 00:20:40,814
Oh, shit, you done killed
that motherfucker!
256
00:20:44,222 --> 00:20:46,281
Get the gold
off that motherfucker, man.
257
00:21:14,719 --> 00:21:17,187
Unhand me gold,
you thieving hoods.
258
00:21:17,255 --> 00:21:19,849
You got more loot
than Tiger Woods.
259
00:21:19,924 --> 00:21:21,789
- What the fuck is that?
- I don't know...
260
00:21:21,859 --> 00:21:23,850
Chuckie on crack!
Shoot that motherfucker!
261
00:21:39,310 --> 00:21:40,902
Come on, y'all!
262
00:22:06,337 --> 00:22:08,100
Come hither, me hand.
Come here.
263
00:22:08,172 --> 00:22:11,630
Together we will shake them
with fear.
264
00:22:23,054 --> 00:22:25,318
A lot of time
has come and passed.
265
00:22:27,425 --> 00:22:31,020
But still I see,
you're a big, fat ass.
266
00:22:39,437 --> 00:22:41,803
Mack Daddy:
Goddamn phone.
267
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,003
This is Mack.
I'm at the Parrot.
268
00:22:45,076 --> 00:22:47,067
Bring your ass down here
and bring some fuckin' guns.
269
00:22:47,144 --> 00:22:49,806
Big shit. Ugly shit.
Machine guns. It's goin' down.
270
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,541
This shit is real.
Come, now!
271
00:22:53,184 --> 00:22:55,482
Get the hell outta here.
272
00:23:02,460 --> 00:23:04,257
Cool out.
273
00:23:11,869 --> 00:23:14,337
Shit...
calm down.
274
00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:30,053
Nigga...
275
00:23:30,121 --> 00:23:32,783
get you some, okay?
276
00:23:32,857 --> 00:23:34,722
That's what you need;
you need chronic.
277
00:23:34,792 --> 00:23:36,987
Take it easy, bro'.
278
00:23:37,862 --> 00:23:41,025
You need to relax...
cool out.
279
00:23:43,300 --> 00:23:45,200
Smoke a joint.
280
00:23:47,805 --> 00:23:50,501
Yeah.
281
00:23:50,574 --> 00:23:52,804
Mmmm...
282
00:23:52,877 --> 00:23:55,038
Curious aroma.
283
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,892
Interesting blend.
284
00:24:11,962 --> 00:24:14,829
Interesting, bullshit.
That's the bomb, right there.
285
00:24:16,233 --> 00:24:17,962
The bomb?
286
00:24:22,940 --> 00:24:26,137
Ahh.
The bomb.
287
00:24:28,112 --> 00:24:31,309
A friend with weed,
is a friend, indeed.
288
00:24:32,650 --> 00:24:37,053
But, a friend with gold,
is the best, I'm told.
289
00:24:46,831 --> 00:24:48,321
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
290
00:24:48,399 --> 00:24:49,559
- Gold.
- Gold, who?
291
00:24:49,633 --> 00:24:51,828
Gold finger.
292
00:24:58,209 --> 00:25:01,076
Now, find me gold
in record time...
293
00:25:01,145 --> 00:25:04,512
or you'll suffer
a bloody, hideous crime.
294
00:25:07,485 --> 00:25:09,180
I'm gonna kill that
little green motherfucker.
295
00:25:09,253 --> 00:25:11,721
Look at my fuckin' finger!
I'll kill his fuckin' ass!
296
00:25:16,861 --> 00:25:18,192
Hey!
297
00:25:18,262 --> 00:25:23,029
God-damn!
You little ugly motherfucker.
298
00:25:23,100 --> 00:25:26,501
On the ghost of Jack Sprat,
you must be trippin'!
299
00:25:32,009 --> 00:25:34,170
Mother-fuck it!
300
00:25:36,347 --> 00:25:39,441
What's that?
301
00:25:39,517 --> 00:25:41,144
It's rap.
302
00:25:42,319 --> 00:25:46,119
Rap, as in:
I'm gonna take this...
303
00:25:46,190 --> 00:25:48,488
and wrap it around
your scrawny, little, ugly ass!
304
00:26:08,646 --> 00:26:12,605
This is my prime gear.
305
00:26:12,683 --> 00:26:16,380
This better be the best you got
in this sorry motherfucker.
306
00:26:16,453 --> 00:26:18,978
Look at it.
You see what it is.
307
00:26:19,056 --> 00:26:20,387
Come on, look.
308
00:26:20,457 --> 00:26:23,255
How much for all of this?
309
00:26:23,327 --> 00:26:24,726
Tell you what I'll do.
310
00:26:24,795 --> 00:26:28,356
I'll give you all this gear
for everything you got in that bag.
311
00:26:29,466 --> 00:26:33,095
Nah, we need gear,
operating funds...
312
00:26:36,173 --> 00:26:39,768
You're drivin' a hard bargain.
I'll tell you what...
313
00:26:39,843 --> 00:26:45,509
I'll give you all this gear,
and $500.
314
00:26:45,583 --> 00:26:47,414
- Six.
- 525.
315
00:26:47,484 --> 00:26:49,008
- 575.
- 550.
316
00:26:49,086 --> 00:26:49,814
Deal.
317
00:26:52,623 --> 00:26:54,420
What about my warranty?
318
00:26:54,491 --> 00:26:58,825
You don't get no warranty.
You're lucky you don't get a warrant.
319
00:27:27,958 --> 00:27:30,483
What...?
320
00:27:33,664 --> 00:27:35,757
Are we done, or what?
321
00:27:35,833 --> 00:27:38,393
Uh... yeah.
322
00:27:43,073 --> 00:27:46,167
Yeah, pack that shit up, man.
We'll take it.
323
00:27:54,318 --> 00:27:55,979
Yeah. You like that, huh?
Smell that.
324
00:27:56,053 --> 00:27:59,511
Back up, motherfucker...
before I smack the shit outta you.
325
00:27:59,590 --> 00:28:04,584
Chow, we need some party supplies.
We wanna celebrate.
326
00:28:04,662 --> 00:28:06,755
Like the big dogs we is.
327
00:28:06,830 --> 00:28:09,162
Chow:
You strike it rich.
328
00:28:09,233 --> 00:28:11,793
Hell, yeah, we struck it rich.
What do you think?
329
00:28:11,869 --> 00:28:15,999
I told you we would.
Time to get some poontang.
330
00:28:16,073 --> 00:28:17,734
You get down and jiggy
with bitches and ho's?
331
00:28:17,808 --> 00:28:19,799
That's right, Chow.
332
00:28:19,877 --> 00:28:23,040
What? You big time funky
hip-hop rappers now?
333
00:28:23,113 --> 00:28:25,911
- You know, just about.
- What does it look like?
334
00:28:25,983 --> 00:28:29,214
We're goin' to Vegas.
We're about to win a contest.
335
00:28:29,286 --> 00:28:31,186
You do rap video yet?
336
00:28:31,255 --> 00:28:35,055
You do video, Chow dance.
Chow dance.
337
00:28:35,125 --> 00:28:39,585
No, I don't think we'll be
having you in our video, but...
338
00:28:42,566 --> 00:28:44,295
Chow know many dances.
339
00:28:44,368 --> 00:28:46,859
Chow do the "Funky Peasant".
340
00:28:46,937 --> 00:28:50,100
Chow get down hard
with his bad self.
341
00:28:50,174 --> 00:28:52,074
Shake his nasty groove thing.
342
00:28:54,511 --> 00:28:56,103
Chow no fake the funk,
uh-uh.
343
00:28:56,180 --> 00:28:58,205
Chow keep it real.
344
00:29:01,185 --> 00:29:03,210
Chow have the music in me.
345
00:29:27,845 --> 00:29:29,506
What...?
346
00:29:30,547 --> 00:29:32,071
We done here, or what?
347
00:29:37,955 --> 00:29:39,820
Yeah...
348
00:29:39,890 --> 00:29:42,120
Hey, Chow...
349
00:29:42,192 --> 00:29:45,389
Bring that shit out, man.
350
00:29:45,462 --> 00:29:47,191
No dead shit, man.
351
00:29:47,264 --> 00:29:49,926
Chow one nasty mother.
352
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,797
That's right, you nasty.
353
00:29:56,673 --> 00:30:00,575
In a matter of time,
the flute will be mine.
354
00:30:05,983 --> 00:30:07,974
The party's over
for those stealin' motherfuckers.
355
00:30:08,051 --> 00:30:10,019
I'm gonna kill them all.
356
00:30:10,087 --> 00:30:12,555
Then, I got something for that
little green piece of shit.
357
00:30:17,294 --> 00:30:19,353
Fuck, they got the flute.
358
00:30:19,429 --> 00:30:23,422
We gotta get that back
or our party's over... fuck.
359
00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:25,593
What are you doin'
just standin' there?
360
00:30:25,669 --> 00:30:28,194
Go get with them motherfuckers.
361
00:30:38,816 --> 00:30:40,750
What do you know?
362
00:30:40,818 --> 00:30:43,685
They dropped something.
363
00:30:45,088 --> 00:30:48,489
Little bastards are in for more shit
than they ever dreamed.
364
00:30:54,231 --> 00:30:55,926
Whoa!
365
00:30:55,999 --> 00:30:57,990
Kinda scared me there, boy.
366
00:30:59,703 --> 00:31:01,796
I ain't buyin' Hallowe'en costumes...
367
00:31:01,872 --> 00:31:04,340
so you better trick-or-treat
your little ass on outta here.
368
00:31:04,408 --> 00:31:07,036
I'm here to claim
me gold and shillings.
369
00:31:07,110 --> 00:31:11,308
Now, give 'em back,
or there might be killings.
370
00:31:11,381 --> 00:31:15,977
Don't make me laugh.
You tryin' to rob Jackie Dee?
371
00:31:16,053 --> 00:31:19,045
What gang you belong to?
The Shrimps?
372
00:31:39,743 --> 00:31:41,802
Jackie Cee?
373
00:31:45,716 --> 00:31:47,684
Jackie Dee...
374
00:31:47,751 --> 00:31:50,845
Come here,
my big, strong man.
375
00:31:50,921 --> 00:31:52,946
Baby, you look beautiful.
376
00:31:53,023 --> 00:31:56,254
It's been too long, Jackie...
too long.
377
00:31:56,326 --> 00:31:59,193
- But, I don't understand.
- You don't have to. Don't.
378
00:32:00,464 --> 00:32:02,455
I just want you
to love me, baby.
379
00:32:08,272 --> 00:32:11,070
Oh, baby,
I've missed you so bad.
380
00:32:12,142 --> 00:32:15,134
Ooh, Jackie, I want you
to just love me.
381
00:32:17,414 --> 00:32:21,145
Jackie, I've missed you so much.
382
00:32:22,986 --> 00:32:27,082
Oh, baby.
Yes, Jackie.
383
00:32:28,792 --> 00:32:31,226
Baby, I missed you so bad.
384
00:32:42,172 --> 00:32:45,539
Love me, Jackie.
385
00:33:11,001 --> 00:33:13,231
Post...
386
00:33:17,975 --> 00:33:20,102
What the hell?
You shook the spot, man.
387
00:33:21,745 --> 00:33:23,679
This shit ain't right, y'all.
388
00:33:25,916 --> 00:33:29,443
We partyin' with money we robbed
from a motherfucker we killed.
389
00:33:31,822 --> 00:33:34,655
I killed.
390
00:33:34,725 --> 00:33:36,852
Post, it ain't like
we planned that shit at Mack's.
391
00:33:36,927 --> 00:33:40,556
That shit just got, hectic,
know what I'm sayin'?
392
00:33:42,432 --> 00:33:44,297
I don't know, man...
393
00:33:44,368 --> 00:33:46,393
but the bottom line is...
394
00:33:46,470 --> 00:33:48,404
it's over.
395
00:33:49,873 --> 00:33:52,273
Things will be different now,
I swear.
396
00:33:59,816 --> 00:34:01,283
All right, man.
397
00:34:06,923 --> 00:34:09,050
What's up, little bitches?
398
00:34:11,361 --> 00:34:14,057
Y'all niggas' asses is mine.
399
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:20,363
Shoot me with my own gun?
Steal my shit?
400
00:34:20,437 --> 00:34:22,962
Bust up my motherfuckin' spot?
401
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:24,837
Man, I, I'm sorry...
402
00:34:29,946 --> 00:34:32,574
You can die right here,
or you can jump...
403
00:34:32,649 --> 00:34:35,209
I don't give a fuck,
but you are gonna tell me one thing.
404
00:34:35,285 --> 00:34:37,549
- Where's my fuckin' flute?
- What flute?
405
00:34:37,621 --> 00:34:39,088
Man, we ain't got no flute.
406
00:34:39,156 --> 00:34:41,249
Don't fuckin' play with me!
Where's the goddamn flute!
407
00:34:41,324 --> 00:34:43,292
We don't have no flute, Mack.
408
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:45,590
You motherfuckers
think I'm bullshittin'.
409
00:34:47,030 --> 00:34:49,260
I'll blow their
motherfuckin' heads off.
410
00:34:49,332 --> 00:34:51,892
Aw, shit!
My finger!
411
00:34:54,638 --> 00:34:56,833
Kill those motherfuckers!
412
00:35:02,813 --> 00:35:04,610
Stray:
Come on, y'all!
413
00:35:04,681 --> 00:35:06,205
Butch:
Let's get outta here.
414
00:35:20,697 --> 00:35:23,222
Fuck, fuck.
Y'all believe that shit?!
415
00:35:23,300 --> 00:35:25,325
That motherfuckin' ground
was sparkin' and shit.
416
00:35:25,402 --> 00:35:27,893
Fucked my knee up, man.
417
00:35:27,971 --> 00:35:30,872
Mack Daddy, his ghost came back
to get our ass, man.
418
00:35:30,941 --> 00:35:32,408
Shut up.
419
00:35:32,476 --> 00:35:35,309
How is somebody smart as you
gonna believe in ghosts?
420
00:35:35,378 --> 00:35:37,005
I told you before, straight...
421
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:39,810
there be the physical,
then there be the metaphysical.
422
00:35:39,883 --> 00:35:42,909
That was some
meta-fuckin'-physical shit back there!
423
00:35:42,986 --> 00:35:45,477
I bet them bullets he was shootin'
was some physical shit.
424
00:35:45,555 --> 00:35:48,319
Who gives a fuck? Physical?
Metaphysical? Who cares?
425
00:35:48,391 --> 00:35:50,882
Mack Daddy's after our asses, y'all.
426
00:35:52,162 --> 00:35:54,130
And he wants this.
427
00:35:54,197 --> 00:35:56,665
Why didn't you give him
that shit back, Post?
428
00:35:56,733 --> 00:36:01,432
Nigga, I was scared...
shit.
429
00:36:01,505 --> 00:36:03,029
Fuck, man,
what are we gonna do?
430
00:36:03,106 --> 00:36:06,439
What can we do?
Lay low.
431
00:36:06,510 --> 00:36:09,775
We just get get to the audition,
win that motherfucker...
432
00:36:09,846 --> 00:36:11,575
and be in Vegas
for the big payoff.
433
00:36:11,648 --> 00:36:14,583
We can keep our gear with us.
Go from place to place...
434
00:36:14,651 --> 00:36:16,812
stay with someone different
every night.
435
00:36:16,887 --> 00:36:20,084
Who the fuck we gonna stay with?
Mack knows everybody in this town.
436
00:36:22,926 --> 00:36:28,279
So, what is it I can do for you,
Stray Bullet?
437
00:16:24,916 --> 00:36:33,030
Postmaster P,
and... Butch?
438
00:36:35,305 --> 00:36:37,102
We're gonna be goin'
on the road soon...
439
00:36:37,174 --> 00:36:40,541
gettin' practice,
goin' from place to place...
440
00:36:42,546 --> 00:36:45,106
We thought we'd stay
at your place tonight, then move on.
441
00:36:45,182 --> 00:36:50,484
We need to set up our equipment,
so we could have rehearsal.
442
00:36:50,554 --> 00:36:52,454
Get our groove on.
443
00:36:52,522 --> 00:36:55,958
You know I like to get my groove on.
I love me some company.
444
00:36:57,494 --> 00:37:01,123
I also love me some cash.
You know the drill. Hand it over.
445
00:37:01,198 --> 00:37:02,927
Ain't no scrubs up in here.
446
00:37:04,701 --> 00:37:10,469
Every little bit helps
Miss Fontaine get her operation.
447
00:37:10,540 --> 00:37:14,499
Go get your stuff. Go put it out back.
Let me hear you jam.
448
00:37:23,153 --> 00:37:24,916
Chow:
Who's there?
449
00:37:29,092 --> 00:37:33,552
Counting ill-gotten gains
will cause you suffering and pain.
450
00:37:35,065 --> 00:37:36,930
Chow:
Who's there?
451
00:38:13,937 --> 00:38:17,600
They call me Stray. You know that
I can pull it with no delay.
452
00:38:17,674 --> 00:38:21,542
I'm a waistband...don't you know
I'm from the wasteland...
453
00:38:21,611 --> 00:38:24,136
From the dome, I roam
through the chromozome...
454
00:38:24,214 --> 00:38:27,274
Come around, I pound you
in the head with red...
455
00:38:30,687 --> 00:38:32,552
Turn that shit off!
456
00:38:32,622 --> 00:38:34,681
Cut that shit off, man.
457
00:38:34,758 --> 00:38:37,454
What's the matter with you?
People tryin' to sleep here.
458
00:38:37,527 --> 00:38:39,586
Fuckin' assholes.
459
00:38:39,663 --> 00:38:42,257
That's what's wrong
with your bighead ass.
460
00:38:42,332 --> 00:38:44,095
Y'all don't understand
good-ass music.
461
00:38:44,167 --> 00:38:46,727
Yeah, the hell with you!
462
00:38:49,606 --> 00:38:50,732
Motherfucker.
463
00:38:53,777 --> 00:38:55,938
Fuck this, man.
464
00:38:56,012 --> 00:38:59,743
Where are you going?
You ain't gonna defend my honor?
465
00:38:59,816 --> 00:39:03,843
Come back here,
you sissy motherfuckers.
466
00:39:09,526 --> 00:39:12,427
We really fuckin' suck.
467
00:39:14,964 --> 00:39:17,558
Shit.
468
00:39:51,134 --> 00:39:53,159
Play some more.
469
00:39:58,041 --> 00:40:00,532
Yo, yo, you gotta do
what you gotta do.
470
00:40:00,610 --> 00:40:03,135
Whack the Daddy Mack,
now we ain't got jack.
471
00:40:03,213 --> 00:40:05,511
Butch in full effect,
no, we ain't goin' back.
472
00:40:05,582 --> 00:40:08,107
No more wannabes,
no more nigga, please.
473
00:40:08,184 --> 00:40:10,618
Now, we're the big cheese,
who'd wanna say please.
474
00:40:10,687 --> 00:40:12,951
Dope is the track.
Gold got it back...
475
00:40:13,022 --> 00:40:15,490
Better get lost,
next step, that's a fact.
476
00:40:15,558 --> 00:40:18,049
This be the story,
ain't got no glory...
477
00:40:18,128 --> 00:40:20,688
No place to go but up,
that's where it's at!
478
00:40:20,764 --> 00:40:22,129
Yeah.
479
00:40:22,198 --> 00:40:23,825
Here we go.
480
00:40:23,900 --> 00:40:26,596
Here we...
here we go, y'all.
481
00:40:26,669 --> 00:40:28,102
Here we go...
482
00:40:28,171 --> 00:40:30,469
Here we...
here we go.
483
00:40:31,875 --> 00:40:32,864
Time for the show.
484
00:40:32,942 --> 00:40:36,844
Do what you gotta do.
485
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,555
Do what you gotta do.
486
00:41:20,323 --> 00:41:22,484
Oh, handy...
487
00:41:27,030 --> 00:41:28,691
Yeah!
488
00:41:28,765 --> 00:41:31,859
- Did we rock that shit?
- Rocked that shit.
489
00:41:31,935 --> 00:41:33,960
Homie, they couldn't get
enough of us.
490
00:41:34,037 --> 00:41:36,005
I could have got me
some pussy.
491
00:41:37,073 --> 00:41:39,007
Straight to Vegas, baby.
492
00:41:39,075 --> 00:41:41,373
Cha-ching, cha-ching,
cha-ching.
493
00:41:41,444 --> 00:41:44,004
- With Mack Daddy on our ass.
- Aw, fuck him.
494
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,173
By the time he finds us...
495
00:41:46,249 --> 00:41:48,080
we're already gonna be large.
496
00:41:50,053 --> 00:41:51,782
He ain't gonna stop
until he gets this.
497
00:41:51,855 --> 00:41:53,914
Shit, give it to him.
498
00:41:53,990 --> 00:41:56,015
We can't.
499
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:01,457
Shit, you boys
was too, too fine tonight.
500
00:42:04,667 --> 00:42:06,794
Good night, boys.
501
00:42:08,471 --> 00:42:12,134
- Who was he talkin' to?
- He was talkin' to your ass.
502
00:42:12,208 --> 00:42:14,768
- He was talking to you.
- He was talkin' to Post.
503
00:42:14,844 --> 00:42:17,312
Fuck that.
504
00:42:17,380 --> 00:42:18,972
You wanna hit that, Post?
505
00:42:34,097 --> 00:42:36,691
Couldn't find your way out, baby?
506
00:42:36,766 --> 00:42:39,667
Or, you just didn't wanna leave?
507
00:42:39,736 --> 00:42:44,605
I didn't come to play with fruit.
I only seek me magic flute.
508
00:42:44,674 --> 00:42:48,371
That's such a musical way
of putting it.
509
00:42:50,113 --> 00:42:52,308
You just the right size, too...
510
00:42:52,382 --> 00:42:54,680
for Miss Fontaine.
511
00:42:59,889 --> 00:43:03,985
I hope you ain't a screamer
'cause I got me some company.
512
00:43:04,060 --> 00:43:06,961
So get your ass up in there.
Come on now.
513
00:43:12,936 --> 00:43:15,769
Why you think Mack Daddy
wants it back so bad?
514
00:43:15,838 --> 00:43:18,272
That ain't no magic flute.
My ass.
515
00:43:22,946 --> 00:43:24,413
What the fuck was that?
516
00:43:29,218 --> 00:43:32,517
That's probably Fontaine
havin' a nightmare.
517
00:43:56,312 --> 00:43:59,042
Mr. Funny-Boy got company.
518
00:44:03,653 --> 00:44:06,053
Man, I'm gonna be sick, man.
519
00:44:24,007 --> 00:44:26,999
Shit, that little green motherfucker's
out there, man.
520
00:44:33,816 --> 00:44:38,344
Ohh, shit!
He ain't dead.
521
00:44:38,421 --> 00:44:40,719
Meta-fucki'n physical, man.
522
00:44:40,790 --> 00:44:43,953
- What are we gonna do?
- I don't know, man.
523
00:44:46,596 --> 00:44:49,224
What the fuck is we gonna do, y'all?
524
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,662
Flute...
where's me flute?
525
00:44:56,539 --> 00:45:00,305
See, the mix of a douche...
526
00:45:04,514 --> 00:45:06,948
and a jelly...
527
00:45:07,016 --> 00:45:11,248
is very, very,
very combustible.
528
00:45:13,856 --> 00:45:16,381
Combustability...
529
00:45:16,459 --> 00:45:18,427
plus electricity...
530
00:45:20,797 --> 00:45:22,788
equals flammability.
531
00:45:22,865 --> 00:45:25,197
Damn, you smart, man.
532
00:45:44,454 --> 00:45:46,012
Post...
533
00:45:46,089 --> 00:45:48,489
go over there and cut the light on
when he comes in here.
534
00:45:52,195 --> 00:45:54,459
Stray...
535
00:45:54,530 --> 00:45:57,761
go and get the little
motherfucker in here, man.
536
00:46:01,904 --> 00:46:04,600
- Come on, man.
- All right.
537
00:46:10,279 --> 00:46:13,840
Yo, shorty, you ain't even
as big as my dick.
538
00:46:32,401 --> 00:46:34,096
Now, Post, now!
539
00:47:00,496 --> 00:47:03,465
I don't get it.
This piece of shit?
540
00:47:03,533 --> 00:47:05,558
Y'all still don't get it?
541
00:47:05,635 --> 00:47:08,069
We fuckin' with
the spiritual world, man.
542
00:47:08,137 --> 00:47:11,732
We unleashed a whole supernatural
universal wack-pack.
543
00:47:11,808 --> 00:47:14,936
Sanctuary's against that shit.
544
00:47:15,011 --> 00:47:17,946
That's what we need right now,
some sanctuary.
545
00:47:18,014 --> 00:47:20,983
We need to go
to Rev. Hanson's church.
546
00:47:21,050 --> 00:47:24,383
We could slide him some Benjamins,
and stay there for the night.
547
00:47:24,453 --> 00:47:27,286
I gotta see my grandmother,
make sure she's all right.
548
00:47:27,356 --> 00:47:29,586
Post, is that you?
549
00:47:29,659 --> 00:47:32,219
Yeah, it's me, Grandma.
I lost my keys.
550
00:47:32,295 --> 00:47:34,388
Oh, all right.
551
00:47:39,202 --> 00:47:41,295
Hey, Grandma.
552
00:47:41,370 --> 00:47:43,497
Boy, where you been?
553
00:47:43,573 --> 00:47:46,337
I needed somebody
to massage my bunions.
554
00:47:46,409 --> 00:47:48,639
I had stuff to do
with Stray and Butch, that's all.
555
00:47:48,711 --> 00:47:52,909
Them lazy-ass hood boys.
You know they ain't good for nothin'.
556
00:47:52,982 --> 00:47:55,712
Ahem...
557
00:47:55,785 --> 00:47:58,879
Oh, hello, Stray.
How's your mama?
558
00:47:58,955 --> 00:48:01,822
She's good, Mrs. Smith.
559
00:48:01,891 --> 00:48:05,588
She still sneakin' around
with Jackie Dee?
560
00:48:05,661 --> 00:48:07,458
Huh?
561
00:48:12,668 --> 00:48:14,192
That you, Butch?
562
00:48:14,270 --> 00:48:15,669
Yes, ma'am.
563
00:48:15,738 --> 00:48:19,572
- Boy, is you still a virgin?
- Yes, ma'am.
564
00:48:19,642 --> 00:48:21,439
What's wrong with you, son?
565
00:48:21,510 --> 00:48:24,968
Big ol' strappin' boy like you?
You got bad teeth or something?
566
00:48:25,047 --> 00:48:27,379
No, ma'am.
567
00:48:27,450 --> 00:48:29,918
There's hot soup over there
on the stove...
568
00:48:29,986 --> 00:48:32,352
with plenty of hot sauce
just like y'all like it.
569
00:48:33,890 --> 00:48:36,154
Why motherfuckers want this so bad?
570
00:48:36,225 --> 00:48:38,557
I'm tellin' you, man.
It's magical.
571
00:48:38,628 --> 00:48:40,721
Bullshit.
572
00:48:40,796 --> 00:48:43,731
Watch this.
Cover your ears.
573
00:48:52,575 --> 00:48:54,566
Butch?
574
00:48:54,644 --> 00:48:56,612
H-huh?
575
00:48:56,679 --> 00:49:00,513
Sanctuary, man.
We need sanctuary... quick.
576
00:49:24,774 --> 00:49:27,106
The Lord, I say...!
577
00:49:27,176 --> 00:49:29,610
... is good.
578
00:49:29,979 --> 00:49:32,846
For he has delivered unto me...
579
00:49:32,915 --> 00:49:35,406
the worst of Satan's sinners.
580
00:49:35,484 --> 00:49:37,076
Praise God.
581
00:49:37,153 --> 00:49:40,213
Reverend Hanson, we need sanctuary
in your sanctuary.
582
00:49:40,289 --> 00:49:44,191
We tryin' to hide from Mack Daddy.
He's about to go on a killin' spree.
583
00:49:44,260 --> 00:49:45,852
We're the spree
he's tryin' to kill.
584
00:49:45,928 --> 00:49:49,694
You're saying you need a place
to slither away and hide out?
585
00:49:49,765 --> 00:49:52,427
Yeah, just for one day,
then we're outta here.
586
00:49:52,501 --> 00:49:57,700
Let's see... hotel rates run about...
587
00:49:57,773 --> 00:50:00,333
We give you $50 dollars,
and we square.
588
00:50:04,180 --> 00:50:08,276
That's nice, real nice.
But there's one more thing.
589
00:50:08,351 --> 00:50:10,512
What?
590
00:50:10,586 --> 00:50:14,522
Our musical entertainment
for this morning got cancelled.
591
00:50:14,590 --> 00:50:17,821
Seems, the lead singer
got his ass arrested again.
592
00:50:18,861 --> 00:50:21,455
I know you boys
are musically inclined...
593
00:50:21,530 --> 00:50:24,727
and I suspect you might be
available for...
594
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:25,960
one song.
595
00:50:29,038 --> 00:50:30,335
It's so good...
596
00:50:30,473 --> 00:50:32,941
to see a full house,
in the Lord's house.
597
00:50:35,144 --> 00:50:37,874
Amen.
598
00:50:37,947 --> 00:50:42,043
As we pass the collection plate...
599
00:50:42,685 --> 00:50:44,243
I want you to remember one thing.
600
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:46,880
The Lord, I say...
601
00:50:46,956 --> 00:50:49,447
the Lord, sees everything.
602
00:50:50,860 --> 00:50:53,488
The Lord don't like cheap.
603
00:50:54,864 --> 00:50:58,595
So I want you to dig deep
into your pockets, now...
604
00:50:58,667 --> 00:51:00,396
and show your love.
605
00:51:01,404 --> 00:51:04,965
But first, about our musical
entertainment for today...
606
00:51:06,609 --> 00:51:09,908
We have three young lads
coming to you...
607
00:51:09,979 --> 00:51:12,914
straight from the Southside
of Jerusalem.
608
00:51:12,982 --> 00:51:15,678
I said, the Southside of Jerusalem.
609
00:51:15,751 --> 00:51:18,720
I want you to make these boys
feel welcome today.
610
00:51:18,788 --> 00:51:21,518
Bring 'em on down,
and show some love.
611
00:51:25,828 --> 00:51:27,557
Lord works in mysterious ways...
612
00:51:27,630 --> 00:51:29,655
Amen, man.
613
00:51:31,500 --> 00:51:33,434
The Lord is good.
614
00:51:37,740 --> 00:51:43,440
Jesus loves me,
this I know...
615
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:49,413
If he don't,
I'll find a... ho'.
616
00:51:57,126 --> 00:51:59,822
His mama's name was...
617
00:51:59,895 --> 00:52:03,490
Mary... Jo.
618
00:52:08,070 --> 00:52:10,732
And his disciples was...
619
00:52:10,806 --> 00:52:15,038
... some bad mo' fo's...
620
00:52:19,248 --> 00:52:22,046
That's fine, fellas, that's fine.
621
00:52:22,118 --> 00:52:26,054
The Lord has heard many
a strange tongue in this house.
622
00:52:26,122 --> 00:52:29,421
And we have learned
not to judge what we see...
623
00:52:29,492 --> 00:52:33,121
but to the content,
and the fiber of a young...
624
00:52:59,488 --> 00:53:01,649
Yo, that's... Coolio.
625
00:53:05,561 --> 00:53:08,553
Jesus loves me, this I know...
626
00:53:08,631 --> 00:53:10,724
f he don't, I find a ho'.
627
00:53:10,799 --> 00:53:13,666
His mama's name, was Mary Jo...
628
00:53:13,736 --> 00:53:16,000
His disciples was some bad mo' fo's.
629
00:53:16,071 --> 00:53:18,369
Little ones, goin' out
to the crack house...
630
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:21,102
They're all weak,
Jesus gave a shout out...
631
00:53:21,177 --> 00:53:23,611
00:53:26,113
To the fold,
we gone before long.>
633
00:53:26,182 --> 00:53:28,707
- Jesus loves me...
- I don't know...
634
00:53:28,784 --> 00:53:31,309
- Jesus loves me...
- The hell if I know.
635
00:53:31,387 --> 00:53:33,617
If Jesus loves me,
then it's my day.
636
00:53:33,689 --> 00:53:36,487
- We better pray...
- Or he'll make us pay.
637
00:53:36,559 --> 00:53:39,153
The Lord's name,
I take it in vain.
638
00:53:39,228 --> 00:53:41,662
Why don't you, Jesus,
come stop the pain?
639
00:53:41,730 --> 00:53:43,857
Jesus works in a mysterious way.
640
00:53:43,933 --> 00:53:46,868
That ain't no answer,
I'm gonna do it my way.
641
00:53:46,936 --> 00:53:49,370
Jesus loves us,
we don't know...
642
00:53:49,438 --> 00:53:51,872
Jesus loves us?
The hell if we know.
643
00:53:51,941 --> 00:53:54,239
Jesus works in a mysterious way...
644
00:53:54,310 --> 00:53:57,074
That ain't no answer.
We gonna do it our way.
645
00:53:57,146 --> 00:53:58,613
Yeah.
646
00:54:01,650 --> 00:54:03,311
Three bad boys.
647
00:54:03,385 --> 00:54:05,410
Give it up,
come on, now.
648
00:54:16,665 --> 00:54:18,496
Damn.
649
00:54:18,567 --> 00:54:20,000
You believe me now?
650
00:54:22,071 --> 00:54:24,596
No wonder Mack Daddy
was so pissed off.
651
00:54:24,673 --> 00:54:26,470
This is fortune,
right here.
652
00:54:26,542 --> 00:54:28,237
That's right.
653
00:54:31,113 --> 00:54:32,910
You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
654
00:54:34,583 --> 00:54:36,551
That's the key, man.
655
00:54:36,619 --> 00:54:39,281
The key to everything
we ever wanted.
656
00:54:39,355 --> 00:54:42,188
Man, that's the key
to our goddamn coffin.
657
00:54:42,258 --> 00:54:45,318
Y'all must be forgettin'
Mack Daddy gonna kill our ass...
658
00:54:45,394 --> 00:54:46,986
if he don't get that shit back.
659
00:54:47,062 --> 00:54:49,223
We went in his house,
fucked his shit up...
660
00:54:49,298 --> 00:54:51,630
You think he'll let us live...
661
00:54:51,700 --> 00:54:53,634
'cause we gave him
his flute back?
662
00:54:55,938 --> 00:54:58,065
Aw, shit, man.
We're about to find out.
663
00:55:00,776 --> 00:55:02,539
Oh, shit.
664
00:55:02,878 --> 00:55:05,005
Mack:
I'm sure the motherfuckers is up there.
665
00:55:12,921 --> 00:55:14,684
Shh!
666
00:55:21,430 --> 00:55:23,330
We don't go down
without a fight.
667
00:55:24,466 --> 00:55:26,957
- Right?
- Right.
668
00:55:27,036 --> 00:55:28,901
Right?
669
00:55:28,971 --> 00:55:31,235
Right.
670
00:55:31,307 --> 00:55:33,571
- Right?
- Right.
671
00:55:54,163 --> 00:55:56,028
Freeze, you little
stealin' motherfuckers!
672
00:55:59,601 --> 00:56:02,764
I finally got your ass.
Where's my goddamn flute?
673
00:56:02,838 --> 00:56:05,466
I got your flute. I don't have it on me,
but I know where it is.
674
00:56:05,541 --> 00:56:07,736
Stop fuckin' with me!
Gimme the goddamn flute, now!
675
00:56:07,810 --> 00:56:10,836
I can get the flute, but if you kill me
then you can't have it.
676
00:56:12,848 --> 00:56:16,011
What about Mr. Leprechaun?
The flute belongs to him, anyway.
677
00:56:16,085 --> 00:56:18,383
Fuck that little motherfucker.
I should've killed him a long time ago.
678
00:56:18,454 --> 00:56:19,853
Fuck him.
679
00:56:19,922 --> 00:56:21,856
You need to figure out
what you're going to do about him...
680
00:56:21,924 --> 00:56:24,688
because he's right behind your ass.
681
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:26,387
I'm supposed to fall for that shit?
682
00:56:26,462 --> 00:56:29,124
That's the oldest trick in the book.
You gotta come better than that, nigga.
683
00:56:29,198 --> 00:56:31,359
Blow this motherfucker's head off.
684
00:56:31,433 --> 00:56:33,094
With pleasure.
685
00:56:33,168 --> 00:56:35,398
Did somebody say,
blow?
686
00:56:35,471 --> 00:56:37,234
Hallelujah.
687
00:56:56,759 --> 00:56:58,750
You were sayin'?
688
00:57:08,337 --> 00:57:10,066
I'll get back
with you niggas later.
689
00:57:12,674 --> 00:57:14,266
All right, dammit,
what the hell is goin' on...?!
690
00:57:20,282 --> 00:57:22,250
What the hell you boys
think you're doin'?
691
00:57:22,317 --> 00:57:23,667
Man, we got the whole world
after our ass.
692
00:57:23,667 --> 00:57:26,887
- The whole world?
- Only the bad motherfuckers.
693
00:57:41,870 --> 00:57:43,667
Why don't you give
the little bastard his flute...
694
00:57:43,739 --> 00:57:45,900
and let's get up outta here, man?
695
00:58:07,563 --> 00:58:09,895
We dealin' with some evil
supernatural shit here, man.
696
00:58:29,518 --> 00:58:31,179
I got an idea.
697
00:58:45,801 --> 00:58:49,635
All kidding aside...
it's time to die.
698
00:59:05,787 --> 00:59:07,482
Damn...
699
00:59:07,556 --> 00:59:10,423
What kinda voodoo shit
you boys into?
700
00:59:29,378 --> 00:59:33,712
You can stop that goddamned yelling.
This is the Lord's house!
701
00:59:33,782 --> 00:59:36,216
Ain't nobody in here
afraid of your ass.
702
00:59:39,788 --> 00:59:41,585
I don't hear nothin'.
703
00:59:41,657 --> 00:59:43,215
Let's try it again.
704
00:59:55,170 --> 00:59:59,197
It's hooked up right, man.
We can't sample it.
705
00:59:59,274 --> 01:00:00,866
It won't record.
706
01:00:00,943 --> 01:00:03,411
Fuck it.
We gotta use the real deal.
707
01:00:03,478 --> 01:00:05,810
Either way, we're going to Vegas
for the big money.
708
01:00:05,881 --> 01:00:08,441
Straight up.
Let's get this show on the road.
709
01:00:08,517 --> 01:00:09,882
Let's do this shit.
710
01:00:09,952 --> 01:00:11,715
Vegas? What the fuck
y'all talkin' about, ''Vegas''?
711
01:00:11,787 --> 01:00:13,755
Nobody goin' nowhere with that thing
locked up in my office.
712
01:00:13,822 --> 01:00:17,519
You know what?
Just keep that safe locked.
713
01:00:17,593 --> 01:00:21,359
You expect me to babysit
the goddamn Devil, huh?
714
01:00:21,430 --> 01:00:23,830
He's up there sittin'
on my operating funds.
715
01:00:23,899 --> 01:00:26,333
Reverend, we're about
to hit the jackpot.
716
01:00:26,401 --> 01:00:28,266
When we come back,
we'll split the pot with you.
717
01:00:28,337 --> 01:00:30,271
Then, we'll figure out
what to do with that fuckin' devil.
718
01:00:30,339 --> 01:00:33,103
Just make sure
his ass don't get out.
719
01:00:33,175 --> 01:00:35,200
Let's get out of here, man.
720
01:00:35,277 --> 01:00:36,266
Yo...
721
01:00:36,345 --> 01:00:38,905
What about Mack Daddy, man?
722
01:00:47,623 --> 01:00:50,319
What about Mack Daddy?
723
01:00:50,392 --> 01:00:52,986
Youngblood, how'd you know
about my gun?
724
01:00:53,061 --> 01:00:55,359
Aw, man, who don't know
about your gun?
725
01:00:57,966 --> 01:01:01,595
From the depths of the nether world,
I summon you...
726
01:01:01,670 --> 01:01:04,104
me zombie fly girls.
727
01:01:21,790 --> 01:01:24,054
Hit the ground,
hit the ground. run...
728
01:01:24,126 --> 01:01:27,755
Hit the ground, run...
hit the ground...
729
01:01:27,829 --> 01:01:29,797
Here come the man,
he got no school...
730
01:01:32,100 --> 01:01:33,897
Brought an AK,
he ain't gonna lose...
731
01:01:33,969 --> 01:01:35,994
Smoke the motherfucker,
from the moment we cruise.
732
01:01:36,071 --> 01:01:37,936
Karma, drama,
now we're on the run...
733
01:01:38,006 --> 01:01:39,871
Motherfucker don't stay down,
you're done.
734
01:01:39,941 --> 01:01:42,136
Pop-pop, bang-bang,
here we come again...
735
01:01:42,210 --> 01:01:44,201
We hit the ground,
runnin' while we can.
736
01:01:44,279 --> 01:01:52,687
Hit the ground,
Hit the ground, running...
737
01:01:54,589 --> 01:01:56,580
Toke to the joint,
we can take no more...
738
01:01:56,658 --> 01:01:58,683
Posse, partyin',
drinks and whores...
739
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:00,728
Chillin', thrillin',
pump up the stereo...
740
01:02:00,796 --> 01:02:02,661
Boom, goes the door,
fucked-up scenario.
741
01:02:02,731 --> 01:02:04,722
We go runnin',
bullets keep comin'...
742
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:06,825
We hit the ground,
the joint keep burnin'...
743
01:02:06,902 --> 01:02:08,699
Me and my partner,
we gonna get free...
744
01:02:08,770 --> 01:02:10,897
Just gotta pass
this motherfuckinG D.
745
01:02:10,972 --> 01:02:15,306
Hit, hit,
hit the ground running.
746
01:02:18,547 --> 01:02:20,515
... hit the ground, runnin'!
747
01:02:24,486 --> 01:02:26,886
Yeah, yeah, yeah, man.
748
01:02:33,628 --> 01:02:36,563
Sweet Jesus.
749
01:02:36,631 --> 01:02:38,622
Another sinner.
750
01:02:40,068 --> 01:02:42,332
Come, my child.
751
01:02:44,506 --> 01:02:46,940
Come and let me
lay hands upon your...
752
01:02:47,008 --> 01:02:49,169
sinful creature.
753
01:02:52,247 --> 01:02:54,238
And pass on to you...
754
01:02:54,316 --> 01:02:57,183
the blessings of the Lord.
755
01:02:57,252 --> 01:02:59,982
Do you have the gift
of healing, Reverend?
756
01:03:00,055 --> 01:03:02,751
Oh, yes, my child.
757
01:03:02,824 --> 01:03:05,349
Indeed, I do.
758
01:03:05,427 --> 01:03:07,918
But, my specialty...
759
01:03:07,996 --> 01:03:12,626
is the gift of tongues.
760
01:03:24,980 --> 01:03:29,542
I know the evil serpent beast
when I see him.
761
01:03:30,552 --> 01:03:34,147
Now, get thee hence
from the house of the Lord.
762
01:03:34,222 --> 01:03:35,814
Now, begone from the...
763
01:03:50,338 --> 01:03:54,570
Praise thee, good Reverend.
Now, give up me golden flute.
764
01:03:57,546 --> 01:04:00,014
Stray bullet to the heart...
765
01:04:00,081 --> 01:04:02,709
Then you start bullshittin'
with time and space.
766
01:04:02,784 --> 01:04:05,446
Rap moves at the drop of a dime,
any motherfuckin' place...
767
01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:07,420
Leave you in a puddle
of your warm blood...
768
01:04:07,489 --> 01:04:09,719
I go home...
769
01:04:18,333 --> 01:04:20,267
I'm the hardest
you ever saw, you're my target.
770
01:04:20,335 --> 01:04:23,463
Stray Bullet to the heart.
771
01:04:40,222 --> 01:04:44,249
Stray Bullet to the heart.
772
01:04:54,636 --> 01:04:58,128
Stray Bullet to the heart...
what's the matter, bitch?
773
01:04:59,574 --> 01:05:02,338
Hell, yeah!
That's what I'm talkin' about!
774
01:05:03,678 --> 01:05:08,172
They loved us, loved us,
we rocked the show.
775
01:05:14,723 --> 01:05:18,682
Berry Grady, vice president of A&R
for Dope Discs Productions.
776
01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:21,456
The biggest hip-hop label
in history?
777
01:05:21,529 --> 01:05:24,054
Guilty as charged, homeboy.
778
01:05:24,132 --> 01:05:26,157
- Hope you're ready for the finals.
- The finals?
779
01:05:26,234 --> 01:05:28,395
You made it.
You are going to Vegas.
780
01:05:30,238 --> 01:05:32,798
Ain't in it but to win it,
know what I'm sayin'?
781
01:05:32,874 --> 01:05:35,001
Your music's got a real
special quality.
782
01:05:35,076 --> 01:05:37,067
And the kids are down with it.
783
01:05:37,145 --> 01:05:39,545
We're just keepin' it real.
The shit is sellin'.
784
01:05:39,614 --> 01:05:42,139
You perform in Vegas
like you did tonight...
785
01:05:42,217 --> 01:05:45,118
you're a stone bet to win.
786
01:05:45,186 --> 01:05:49,953
Tuesday night, 8pm, be at LAX.
Congratulations, fellas.
787
01:05:50,025 --> 01:05:52,493
Thank you, Mr. Grady.
788
01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:54,357
We goin' to Vegas...!
789
01:05:59,768 --> 01:06:03,568
Yeah, baby, we goin' to Vegas,
cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching!
790
01:06:05,740 --> 01:06:08,038
Hey, party in here?
791
01:06:09,311 --> 01:06:11,279
Oh, shit...
hell, yeah!
792
01:06:11,346 --> 01:06:14,372
If y'all partyin'...
this is it!
793
01:06:30,699 --> 01:06:33,998
The crowds were impressed,
they loved every note.
794
01:06:34,069 --> 01:06:37,903
But how will you sound
from the bottom of me moat?
795
01:06:37,973 --> 01:06:40,533
- Give me the flute.
- Hell, no!
796
01:06:52,420 --> 01:06:55,014
Uncomfortable, lad?
I'm sorry.
797
01:07:01,329 --> 01:07:03,422
Is this better?
798
01:07:04,032 --> 01:07:07,991
I'll give you a choice.
Me patience is drained.
799
01:07:08,069 --> 01:07:12,130
Give me the flute...
or I paint the wall with his brains.
800
01:07:12,207 --> 01:07:14,300
Okay, okay...
801
01:07:15,143 --> 01:07:17,805
Post, give it up, man.
802
01:07:17,879 --> 01:07:20,040
Give him
the goddamned flute, Post.
803
01:07:21,516 --> 01:07:23,541
Post, give him
the motherfuckin' flute!
804
01:07:50,078 --> 01:07:51,943
Now, let them go.
805
01:07:55,250 --> 01:08:00,187
As they say, lad,
So near, and yet so far.
806
01:08:00,255 --> 01:08:04,555
Now live with the thought.
You were almost a star.
807
01:08:08,329 --> 01:08:10,297
Ladies...
808
01:08:13,001 --> 01:08:14,764
Fuck you.
809
01:08:37,325 --> 01:08:39,316
No, Post...
no.
810
01:08:40,829 --> 01:08:42,763
No!
811
01:09:25,740 --> 01:09:27,207
Man, we gotta go.
812
01:09:29,544 --> 01:09:31,910
It wasn't supposed to be like this.
813
01:09:34,048 --> 01:09:36,744
We was gonna make the climb
with the positive shit.
814
01:09:38,086 --> 01:09:40,247
That was a long time ago.
815
01:09:43,091 --> 01:09:44,820
So, it's over?
816
01:09:46,895 --> 01:09:49,386
Stray died for nothing?
817
01:09:49,464 --> 01:09:53,594
A stinkin' corpse in a shitty car
to be found by some wino?
818
01:09:53,668 --> 01:09:58,833
Man, it's over.
What are we gonna do?
819
01:10:03,845 --> 01:10:05,676
I don't know.
820
01:10:07,315 --> 01:10:09,408
It's over, Post.
821
01:10:11,452 --> 01:10:13,249
Go home, man.
822
01:10:13,321 --> 01:10:18,054
Go home.
823
01:10:46,421 --> 01:10:48,912
Does she meet
with your approval?
824
01:11:05,807 --> 01:11:08,173
She's the bomb.
825
01:11:37,905 --> 01:11:39,998
Who's that?
826
01:11:53,688 --> 01:11:57,488
You must be one of Post's
little friends.
827
01:11:57,558 --> 01:12:00,789
You must want
some of that food I made.
828
01:12:02,930 --> 01:12:05,125
Ooh, child.
829
01:12:05,199 --> 01:12:08,965
You got the arthritis real bad.
830
01:12:09,037 --> 01:12:12,302
Your little hands
is all knotted up...
831
01:12:12,373 --> 01:12:15,900
You need some good food
in your stomach.
832
01:12:15,977 --> 01:12:17,911
That's what you need.
833
01:12:17,979 --> 01:12:20,846
Now, go on,
and go wash up.
834
01:12:20,915 --> 01:12:25,249
Go on, go wash
them filthy little hands.
835
01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:27,948
Let some hot water
run down over them.
836
01:12:47,542 --> 01:12:51,808
I'm gonna feed you, on account of
your hands is knotted up...
837
01:12:51,879 --> 01:12:54,541
and you can't hold
these here utensils.
838
01:13:12,533 --> 01:13:14,296
- Good.
- Thank you.
839
01:13:33,321 --> 01:13:35,414
Stray...
840
01:13:52,206 --> 01:13:55,471
We goin' to Vegas, baby!
We gonna be large!
841
01:14:10,691 --> 01:14:13,091
Stray...
842
01:14:25,706 --> 01:14:28,539
Yo, Post, it's all right.
It's me.
843
01:14:28,609 --> 01:14:31,442
Butch...
what's up, man?
844
01:14:31,512 --> 01:14:33,503
I don't want you goin'
by yourself, man.
845
01:14:33,581 --> 01:14:35,014
Goin' where?
846
01:14:35,082 --> 01:14:38,108
To get the Leprechaun.
To get that flute back.
847
01:14:38,186 --> 01:14:40,882
- How do you know I'm goin'?
- Ain't you?
848
01:14:43,658 --> 01:14:45,558
Yeah, I guess I am.
849
01:14:46,527 --> 01:14:48,654
What the hell is that
around your damn head?
850
01:14:48,729 --> 01:14:51,664
I got a plan, man.
851
01:14:52,066 --> 01:14:53,556
Yo, Post
852
01:14:53,634 --> 01:14:55,864
I was reading earlier...
853
01:14:55,937 --> 01:14:58,428
Leprechauns is rumored to be
the dark elves of Satan.
854
01:14:58,506 --> 01:15:01,236
Each with his own pot of gold.
855
01:15:01,309 --> 01:15:03,869
They so small, peeps are always
tryin' to capture 'em.
856
01:15:03,945 --> 01:15:07,312
The gold is the ransom
for their freedom.
857
01:15:07,381 --> 01:15:09,508
Anybody fuckin' with their shit...
858
01:15:09,584 --> 01:15:12,576
is hunted down and killed
in a most brutal manner.
859
01:15:12,653 --> 01:15:15,349
Yeah, no shit.
860
01:15:15,423 --> 01:15:16,947
So, what's your plan?
861
01:15:22,463 --> 01:15:24,431
This.
862
01:15:24,499 --> 01:15:25,591
Weed?
863
01:15:25,666 --> 01:15:28,726
Man, this ain't just weed, Post.
864
01:15:28,803 --> 01:15:31,738
This weed's got clovers in it.
Four-leaf clovers.
865
01:15:31,806 --> 01:15:33,137
What?
866
01:15:33,207 --> 01:15:36,108
According to this book...
867
01:15:36,177 --> 01:15:38,475
a leprechaun can lose
his powers temporarily...
868
01:15:38,546 --> 01:15:42,209
if he's hit with the essence
of a four-leaf clover.
869
01:15:42,283 --> 01:15:43,978
How are we supposed
to find the Leprechaun?
870
01:15:44,051 --> 01:15:46,246
I was sneaking around
the Golden Parrot.
871
01:15:46,320 --> 01:15:48,880
The Leprechaun got
a goddamn room upstairs.
872
01:15:48,956 --> 01:15:51,424
He got them zombie ho's
hypnotizing people.
873
01:15:51,492 --> 01:15:54,484
Taking them up to him,
every night.
874
01:15:54,562 --> 01:15:57,292
- Word? What for?
- I don't know...
875
01:15:57,365 --> 01:16:00,027
but they don't be comin' back
downstairs after they go up.
876
01:16:00,101 --> 01:16:01,762
I think he's fuckin' 'em to death.
877
01:16:01,836 --> 01:16:05,567
We gotta get in there,
get him stoned off these clovers...
878
01:16:05,640 --> 01:16:08,473
grab the flute, and run like hell
while he's still trippin'.
879
01:16:10,778 --> 01:16:12,541
That's a good plan, Post.
880
01:16:13,981 --> 01:16:16,279
How are we supposed
to get close to his ass?
881
01:16:16,350 --> 01:16:19,217
Only one way, bro'.
882
01:17:02,964 --> 01:17:05,558
Remember,
Mack Daddy's still out there.
883
01:17:05,633 --> 01:17:08,067
he gonna be comin'
after our ass, too.
884
01:17:12,673 --> 01:17:14,766
Fuck Mack Daddy.
885
01:17:16,344 --> 01:17:18,335
Ain't nothin' but a hip-hop thang.
886
01:17:19,880 --> 01:17:21,905
Business in the hood.
887
01:17:23,150 --> 01:17:24,913
Let's do this.
888
01:17:53,014 --> 01:17:58,213
Lep in the hood...
come to do no good.
889
01:18:02,023 --> 01:18:04,116
W-what happened?
890
01:18:04,191 --> 01:18:05,624
Tell me where the Leprechaun is.
891
01:18:05,693 --> 01:18:08,787
It's okay, just tell me where he is,
and I'll let you go.
892
01:18:20,941 --> 01:18:23,910
Damn, Post.
You look good, for real.
893
01:18:23,978 --> 01:18:26,640
Fuck you, nigga.
You ready for this shit?
894
01:18:26,714 --> 01:18:29,842
I'm ready for this shit, man.
Let's do it.
895
01:18:44,732 --> 01:18:47,667
Mr. Leprechaun?
896
01:18:48,502 --> 01:18:50,470
Mr. Leprechaun?
897
01:18:52,373 --> 01:18:54,466
Yo. Mr. Leprechaun!
898
01:18:56,911 --> 01:18:59,038
Gotcha some new,
fresh, ho' meat...
899
01:19:00,047 --> 01:19:03,244
and some special weed.
900
01:19:05,586 --> 01:19:09,522
Come closer, come closer
my fresh young lass.
901
01:19:11,625 --> 01:19:15,186
Let me take a look at you,
before I...
902
01:19:15,262 --> 01:19:17,492
tap your ass.
903
01:19:32,279 --> 01:19:35,612
Sit down, sit down,
my healthy filly.
904
01:19:36,684 --> 01:19:39,312
You're about to meet
a club named, Billy.
905
01:19:56,270 --> 01:19:59,262
They say in the hood,
you're never down...
906
01:19:59,340 --> 01:20:03,436
unless you've the courage
to go...
907
01:20:03,511 --> 01:20:05,502
downtown.
908
01:20:40,648 --> 01:20:42,707
Post:
Come on, man.
909
01:20:49,490 --> 01:20:52,323
- On to Vegas, baby.
- All the way for Stray, man.
910
01:20:58,365 --> 01:21:00,731
Butch...?
911
01:21:05,306 --> 01:21:07,501
Not in a dress, Post...
912
01:21:09,343 --> 01:21:11,504
You're gonna be okay, man.
913
01:21:15,916 --> 01:21:18,908
Is there pussy in heaven, Post?
914
01:21:25,159 --> 01:21:27,252
Okay, little girls,
come on out!
915
01:21:27,328 --> 01:21:30,263
You can't hide.
It's goin' down.
916
01:21:33,234 --> 01:21:36,397
Come on out, bitches.
Mack Daddy wants his flute.
917
01:21:53,520 --> 01:21:55,317
What's up, sexy?
918
01:21:55,389 --> 01:21:57,880
Man, I must say,
you are fine.
919
01:21:59,293 --> 01:22:02,820
Are you finished playing?
Gimme the goddamn flute.
920
01:22:02,897 --> 01:22:04,865
Fuck you, motherfucker.
921
01:22:05,900 --> 01:22:07,265
Oh, yeah, fuck me...
922
01:22:07,334 --> 01:22:09,461
You look real tough,
you got a gun and everything...
923
01:22:09,536 --> 01:22:11,128
but you ain't about to kill shit.
924
01:22:11,205 --> 01:22:14,402
Plus, you're forgetting about
the little motherfucker upstairs.
925
01:22:16,143 --> 01:22:19,010
There's only one way to deal with him,
and that's me.
926
01:22:20,781 --> 01:22:24,217
I got the one thing that can
put that leprechaun on ice forever.
927
01:22:24,285 --> 01:22:26,719
So, what you gonna do, tough guy?
You gonna try to kill me...
928
01:22:26,787 --> 01:22:28,846
or are we gonna work together
and kill this motherfucker?
929
01:22:28,923 --> 01:22:31,153
'Cause you ain't
no motherfucking gangster.
930
01:22:31,225 --> 01:22:33,819
I'm supposed to trust you now?
931
01:22:33,894 --> 01:22:39,093
I wouldn't advise you to trust me;
that'd be the worst thing you could do.
932
01:22:39,166 --> 01:22:41,726
But right now,
we got no options.
933
01:22:41,802 --> 01:22:44,532
And you really ain't got no options.
934
01:22:44,605 --> 01:22:47,540
You ain't no motherfucking gangster.
935
01:22:52,179 --> 01:22:54,670
Get that gun out of my face.
You ain't about to kill nothin'...
936
01:23:24,478 --> 01:23:27,174
Cross-dressing impostor!
937
01:23:43,097 --> 01:23:45,964
For a foe of mine,
you've done quite well.
938
01:23:46,033 --> 01:23:50,936
Now, I'll take me flute,
and send you to hell.
939
01:23:51,005 --> 01:23:54,600
If this is to be Post's last stand...
940
01:23:54,675 --> 01:23:58,668
you'll have to take this flute
from me cold, dead hand.
941
01:23:59,980 --> 01:24:03,143
I'll take it from you, homie,
you'll see...
942
01:24:03,217 --> 01:24:07,586
'cause you know the Lep
is the real O.G.
943
01:24:14,061 --> 01:24:16,655
What are you gonna do
about Mack Daddy?
944
01:24:16,730 --> 01:24:18,755
Behind me?
945
01:24:22,236 --> 01:24:24,932
A valiant try,
and right on cue...
946
01:24:25,005 --> 01:24:29,635
but if I fall for that,
I'm as stupid as you.
947
01:24:29,710 --> 01:24:31,268
Mack Daddy ain't dyin' today.
948
01:24:38,952 --> 01:24:40,283
Motherfucker.
949
01:25:03,510 --> 01:25:08,914
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome Postmaster P!
950
01:25:08,982 --> 01:25:11,542
The king of the world,
yeah, yeah, that's me...
951
01:25:11,618 --> 01:25:14,178
I'm finally the man
that I've been strivin' to be.
952
01:25:14,254 --> 01:25:17,018
I passed the test,
they fucked my nest...
953
01:25:17,091 --> 01:25:19,958
but I made it to the top,
put your fears to rest.
954
01:25:20,027 --> 01:25:22,655
The king of the world,
yeah, yeah, that's me...
955
01:25:22,729 --> 01:25:25,425
I'm finally the man
that I've been strivin' to be.
956
01:25:25,499 --> 01:25:28,127
I passed the test,
they fucked my nest...
957
01:25:28,202 --> 01:25:31,228
but I made it to the top,
put your fears to rest.
958
01:25:31,305 --> 01:25:33,773
The king of the world,
yeah, yeah, that's me...
959
01:25:33,841 --> 01:25:36,469
I'm finally the man
that I've been strivin' to be.
960
01:25:36,543 --> 01:25:39,239
I passed the test,
they fucked my nest...
961
01:25:39,313 --> 01:25:42,305
but I made it to the top,
put your fears to rest.
962
01:25:42,382 --> 01:25:45,010
The king of the world,
yeah, yeah, that's me...
963
01:25:45,085 --> 01:25:47,610
I'm finally the man
that I've been strivin' to be.
964
01:25:47,688 --> 01:25:50,452
I passed the test,
they fucked my nest...
965
01:25:50,524 --> 01:25:53,721
but I made it to the top,
put your fears to rest.
966
01:26:17,784 --> 01:26:20,582
I taught him
everything he knows.
967
01:26:34,968 --> 01:26:37,027
I come from the land
of the Irish spring.
968
01:26:37,104 --> 01:26:39,129
Dublin's the place
where I learned my thing.
969
01:26:39,206 --> 01:26:41,299
From the Emerald Isle
to your place in the hood...
970
01:26:41,375 --> 01:26:43,707
I'm the man of green,
come to do no good.
971
01:26:43,777 --> 01:26:48,043
Lep in the hood,
come to do no good.
972
01:26:48,115 --> 01:26:50,106
Blunt is dope,
this place is hype.
973
01:26:50,184 --> 01:26:52,618
There's a lassie,
she's just my type.
974
01:26:52,686 --> 01:26:54,517
I hate to resort
so soon to magic...
975
01:26:54,588 --> 01:26:57,056
Haven't been laid so long,
it's tragic.
976
01:26:59,960 --> 01:27:02,155
I'm so bad, I'm good.
977
01:27:03,263 --> 01:27:05,390
I'll show you what to do,
so lend an ear...
978
01:27:05,465 --> 01:27:07,524
don't worry, little lassie,
you've got nothin' to fear.
979
01:27:07,601 --> 01:27:09,796
Sit with a lad who's
lean and green...
980
01:27:09,870 --> 01:27:12,270
and let me show you why
I'm a love machine.
981
01:27:15,209 --> 01:27:16,642
... come to do no good.
982
01:27:18,679 --> 01:27:20,738
I'm a wee green guy,
who's new to town...
983
01:27:20,814 --> 01:27:22,782
Show me what you do
when you get down.
984
01:27:22,849 --> 01:27:25,044
I'll go up,
you go down...
985
01:27:25,118 --> 01:27:27,518
We'll all see your
love green.
986
01:27:28,655 --> 01:27:29,713
Lep in the hood,
come to do no good.
987
01:27:29,790 --> 01:27:32,588
Lep in the hood,
when we're bad, we're good.
988
01:27:34,027 --> 01:27:35,858
From the cliffs of more
to your front door...
989
01:27:35,929 --> 01:27:37,988
Better turn out the lights
and pray some more.
990
01:27:38,065 --> 01:27:40,192
Gonna party through the night
until the dawn...
991
01:27:40,267 --> 01:27:42,462
and you and I
are gonna get it on.
992
01:27:42,536 --> 01:27:47,906
Lep in the hood,
come to do no good.
993
01:28:33,020 --> 01:28:34,783
Lep in the hood
come to do no good.
994
01:28:34,855 --> 01:28:36,288
Lep in the hood...
995
01:28:36,356 --> 01:28:39,018
come to do no good.
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