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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:15,235 --> 00:02:18,541 One video camera... Beta! 2 00:02:31,419 --> 00:02:33,022 Good evening, my friend. Welcome. 3 00:02:33,121 --> 00:02:34,556 So nice to see you. 4 00:02:34,656 --> 00:02:37,627 I need money to buy gas, so I can get out of this place. 5 00:02:37,725 --> 00:02:38,861 Yes, of course. 6 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:41,332 You will be showing me what is in the sack? 7 00:02:41,430 --> 00:02:43,367 I can give you a hand. May I? 8 00:02:47,802 --> 00:02:49,105 Let's iust open up here... 9 00:02:54,077 --> 00:02:56,615 Oh, my, my, my! What is this horrible thing? 10 00:02:56,713 --> 00:02:59,317 It's a good luck charm. 11 00:02:59,417 --> 00:03:01,955 Yes, I can see it's working very well. 12 00:03:04,923 --> 00:03:08,162 Whatever you do, don't touch the medallion. 13 00:03:08,259 --> 00:03:10,129 No, I won't. 14 00:03:12,364 --> 00:03:14,234 I am giving you... 15 00:03:14,334 --> 00:03:17,841 - Ten... - No! 16 00:03:17,938 --> 00:03:19,307 Twenty dollars. 17 00:03:20,941 --> 00:03:22,109 Goodbye. 18 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:27,215 Come back soon! 19 00:03:36,491 --> 00:03:39,663 Oh, my! A face only a mother could love. 20 00:04:04,623 --> 00:04:06,327 What a piece ofiunk! 21 00:04:07,859 --> 00:04:09,763 ''0on't touch '' he says. 22 00:04:09,862 --> 00:04:12,065 Because it might break, it's so cheap. 23 00:04:37,593 --> 00:04:40,366 Oh, Gupta, by golly! You're a bloody genius! 24 00:04:46,603 --> 00:04:48,708 You're making a wonderful deal for _20. 25 00:04:49,906 --> 00:04:51,342 Ahh! 26 00:04:56,180 --> 00:04:59,854 I like Indian food! So spicy! 27 00:05:00,519 --> 00:05:04,058 - Who are you? - I'm a leprechaun, me lad, 28 00:05:04,156 --> 00:05:05,993 and you're a greedy thief. 29 00:05:06,091 --> 00:05:09,631 For trying to steal me gold, I'll be giving you some grief. 30 00:05:10,730 --> 00:05:11,865 Ouch! Ouch! 31 00:05:11,964 --> 00:05:13,400 Have a lie-down, lad? 32 00:05:17,337 --> 00:05:19,074 Nice leather! 33 00:05:19,173 --> 00:05:21,110 I appreciate a good pair of shoes. 34 00:05:22,843 --> 00:05:25,648 Oh, don't mind if I do! 35 00:05:31,886 --> 00:05:35,425 I think I'll whack you in the head a dozen times until you're dead. 36 00:05:37,259 --> 00:05:38,795 Take it away! Take it away! 37 00:05:40,029 --> 00:05:43,971 - You're very afraid of this? - Stay away, I'm warning you. 38 00:05:44,067 --> 00:05:46,771 I'll tear your eyes out and I'll rip your face off. 39 00:05:46,869 --> 00:05:48,205 You're a bloody devilish creature! 40 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:53,247 You wanted me gold, and you suffer the consequences. 41 00:05:53,344 --> 00:05:56,683 Now I'll take what's mine, and be gone from here. 42 00:06:06,725 --> 00:06:10,433 No! You and your gold belong to Gupta. 43 00:06:48,705 --> 00:06:50,108 Well, you missed us both. 44 00:06:50,207 --> 00:06:52,412 You wanna back up and try that again? 45 00:06:52,510 --> 00:06:53,678 Sorry. 46 00:06:53,778 --> 00:06:55,515 It's all right, happens all the time. 47 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:59,619 0o you know anything about cars? 48 00:06:59,718 --> 00:07:01,455 'Cause this one doesn't work. 49 00:07:01,554 --> 00:07:04,126 - Name's Scott. - Tammy. 50 00:07:04,223 --> 00:07:06,528 Tammy. Great. 51 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:08,696 What seems to be the problem? 52 00:07:08,795 --> 00:07:12,569 Obviously, I don't know. Itjust... died on me. 53 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:14,503 Well Iet's take a' look. 54 00:07:19,073 --> 00:07:21,510 Ah, see, someone stole your engine. 55 00:07:25,347 --> 00:07:27,284 Start it up for me, if you can. 56 00:07:36,860 --> 00:07:38,096 So what do you think? 57 00:07:38,194 --> 00:07:40,265 Have you ever blown a rod before? 58 00:07:40,364 --> 00:07:42,433 I beg your pardon? 59 00:07:42,532 --> 00:07:44,904 The engine, I meant. See, you got your pistons, 60 00:07:45,001 --> 00:07:48,007 and your rods, and... 61 00:07:48,105 --> 00:07:49,741 You don't wanna know this, right? 62 00:07:49,841 --> 00:07:52,245 No, actually I don't. 63 00:07:55,580 --> 00:07:58,453 I'll give you 1 O bucks if you give me a ride to work. 64 00:07:58,551 --> 00:07:59,819 Forget it. 65 00:07:59,918 --> 00:08:02,222 You don't have to pay me. Where do you work? 66 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:03,790 Chicago. 67 00:08:04,923 --> 00:08:07,228 Huh, yeah, got me. 68 00:08:08,896 --> 00:08:10,099 Chicago. 69 00:08:11,098 --> 00:08:13,702 That's very good. I would have taken you there, too. 70 00:08:21,810 --> 00:08:22,844 Where is it? 71 00:08:24,712 --> 00:08:26,917 Oh, here it is. ''Legends and Folklore.'' 72 00:08:44,702 --> 00:08:47,841 G'day to ya. The name's O'Reilly, 73 00:08:47,940 --> 00:08:50,578 and I'm here to tell you about leprechauns. 74 00:08:50,676 --> 00:08:54,717 Legend has it that they were once magical elves in ancient times... 75 00:08:54,813 --> 00:08:57,418 who became obsessed with riches and gold. 76 00:09:00,887 --> 00:09:02,724 96... 77 00:09:02,823 --> 00:09:04,526 97... 78 00:09:04,624 --> 00:09:06,361 98... 79 00:09:06,459 --> 00:09:06,893 99... 80 00:09:10,297 --> 00:09:12,735 I'm one shilling short! 81 00:09:23,011 --> 00:09:25,615 Wow! Look at all the lights! 82 00:09:25,714 --> 00:09:27,952 It's unbelievable! 83 00:09:28,049 --> 00:09:30,087 Yeah, it's a quaint little place. 84 00:09:31,487 --> 00:09:34,427 - So where do you work? - ''The Lucky Shamrock.'' 85 00:09:34,524 --> 00:09:36,159 Oh. What's that? 86 00:09:36,258 --> 00:09:38,161 It's a casino, Scott. 87 00:09:40,464 --> 00:09:41,767 What do you do there? 88 00:09:44,903 --> 00:09:47,239 - I'm a magician. - Right on! 89 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:51,112 Actually, right now, I'm just a magician's assistant, 90 00:09:51,209 --> 00:09:55,686 but one of these days, I'm gonna have my own act. 91 00:09:55,782 --> 00:09:57,351 I believe you. 92 00:09:59,451 --> 00:10:04,395 One-little, two-little, three little leprechauns.. . 93 00:10:04,491 --> 00:10:06,762 four-little, five.. . 94 00:10:08,829 --> 00:10:11,233 ...little, six... 95 00:10:11,332 --> 00:10:13,502 little leprechauns. 96 00:10:14,970 --> 00:10:18,376 This place is unknown, no one lives here. 97 00:10:18,472 --> 00:10:21,645 Me own savings and loan. I'll have nothing to fear. 98 00:10:26,249 --> 00:10:28,386 Remember, his power lies in his gold, 99 00:10:28,483 --> 00:10:31,122 and he'll use all his magic to protect it. 100 00:10:31,220 --> 00:10:33,390 Yes, try to protect it from this. 101 00:10:39,463 --> 00:10:41,935 So is this your first trip to Vegas? 102 00:10:42,033 --> 00:10:45,173 Yeah. I'm iust passing through. I'm on my way to L.A. 103 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:48,109 Oh. You gonna be a movie star? 104 00:10:48,206 --> 00:10:50,209 No, actually, I'm on my way to school. 105 00:10:50,308 --> 00:10:52,211 My first year of college. 106 00:10:52,310 --> 00:10:55,250 G reat! It's a smart move. 107 00:10:55,347 --> 00:10:57,785 Go to school. Learn something worthwhile. 108 00:10:57,884 --> 00:11:01,891 I iust thought I'd swing through Vegas, see what it's like. 109 00:11:01,988 --> 00:11:05,261 Take my advice and don't stay long. 110 00:11:05,358 --> 00:11:06,928 Yeah? 111 00:11:07,028 --> 00:11:10,235 Vegas has a way of Iatching on to a person. 112 00:11:10,331 --> 00:11:13,102 You wanna go, but you can't. 113 00:11:15,236 --> 00:11:16,706 I'll remember that. 114 00:11:19,274 --> 00:11:22,045 Potatoes are a leprechaun's favorite meal. 115 00:11:22,143 --> 00:11:24,883 Like all good ol' Irishmen, he loves his spuds, 116 00:11:24,981 --> 00:11:28,488 but he'll take a bite out of anybody who threatens to steal his gold. 117 00:11:28,585 --> 00:11:32,759 Woe betide the man who covets a leprechaun's shillings. 118 00:11:32,856 --> 00:11:35,194 He'll batter and brain them, he'll mangle.. 119 00:11:35,291 --> 00:11:36,494 My, my, my! 120 00:11:42,333 --> 00:11:46,742 Now let us go find your little brothers and sisters. 121 00:11:46,838 --> 00:11:48,809 ln fact, 122 00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:50,811 let us find the entire family. 123 00:11:52,644 --> 00:11:55,049 If a mortal gets hold of the leprechaun's gold, 124 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:58,088 he'll be given one wish for every shilling in his possession. 125 00:11:58,184 --> 00:12:00,722 He can have anything he wants in the whole world. 126 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:40,166 Thanks for the ride. I really appreciate it. 127 00:12:40,264 --> 00:12:41,634 - Sure. - Bye. 128 00:12:51,744 --> 00:12:55,017 Hey, I've never been inside a real casino. 129 00:12:55,115 --> 00:12:57,619 Oh, forget it. You gotta be 21 . 130 00:12:57,717 --> 00:13:00,189 I know, but I thought you could sneak me in, 131 00:13:00,286 --> 00:13:02,391 so I can see what it's like inside. 132 00:13:02,489 --> 00:13:04,526 What do you think, this is like 0isneyland? 133 00:13:04,625 --> 00:13:06,628 I could lose my job for that. 134 00:13:06,727 --> 00:13:08,831 My boss could lose his license. 135 00:13:08,930 --> 00:13:11,669 And you will lose your shirt. 136 00:13:11,766 --> 00:13:14,739 Right. I didn't think about that. I'm sorry. 137 00:13:17,106 --> 00:13:18,274 All right, look. 138 00:13:18,373 --> 00:13:22,115 lf I get you into the den of iniquity, you gotta promise me something. 139 00:13:22,212 --> 00:13:23,347 No gambling. 140 00:13:23,446 --> 00:13:25,651 - Okay. - Just take a look around, 141 00:13:25,749 --> 00:13:27,953 see what you gotta see, and beat it. 142 00:13:28,051 --> 00:13:29,721 - I'm out of there. - All right. 143 00:13:30,854 --> 00:13:32,892 So who do you work for, magician-wise? 144 00:13:32,991 --> 00:13:35,596 Right now, I'm assisting The Great Fazio. 145 00:13:35,693 --> 00:13:38,932 - What's a Fazio? - Well, Scott, 146 00:13:39,030 --> 00:13:42,003 a Fazio is a mediocre magician who couldn't pull a rabbit 147 00:13:42,101 --> 00:13:43,571 out of a pet store. 148 00:13:43,669 --> 00:13:45,906 But it pays the bills. 149 00:13:46,006 --> 00:13:48,209 Remember now, no trouble, okay? 150 00:13:48,306 --> 00:13:49,575 ln and out. 151 00:13:49,675 --> 00:13:51,211 Okay. 152 00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:53,013 Maybe I could come see your show, 153 00:13:53,113 --> 00:13:56,053 and we could have dinner afterwards. 154 00:13:57,785 --> 00:14:00,456 It's a possibility, if I'm not busy... 155 00:14:00,553 --> 00:14:01,889 who knows? 156 00:14:02,657 --> 00:14:03,825 ln you go. 157 00:14:55,248 --> 00:14:56,951 You are mine, you little bugger. 158 00:15:04,158 --> 00:15:05,327 Ahhh! 159 00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:08,496 Ha, ha, ha! 160 00:15:11,766 --> 00:15:13,837 you missed me! you missed me! 161 00:15:13,936 --> 00:15:16,107 lf you're gonna linger, I'll give you the finger. 162 00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:20,345 Ahh! 163 00:15:32,524 --> 00:15:33,992 Ahhh! 164 00:15:44,436 --> 00:15:47,208 Stay away from me, you steaming pile of cannibal dung! 165 00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:51,079 I'm a dangerous man! 166 00:15:53,646 --> 00:15:54,748 Stay away from me! 167 00:15:57,985 --> 00:16:00,725 I remember when Paddy McGinty got sick with... 168 00:16:07,396 --> 00:16:09,433 I want me shilling! 169 00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:53,615 Oh, yes, yes! 170 00:16:57,318 --> 00:16:58,587 All right. 171 00:16:58,686 --> 00:17:00,556 Oh! 172 00:17:00,654 --> 00:17:01,689 Thank you, Marissa. 173 00:17:06,595 --> 00:17:08,064 You're terrible. 174 00:17:08,763 --> 00:17:09,966 Seyen! 175 00:17:11,834 --> 00:17:14,673 - Whoo! - All right! 176 00:17:14,770 --> 00:17:17,008 Roll again, Father Bob! 177 00:17:17,107 --> 00:17:20,981 Give me those dice here. More money, come on. 178 00:17:22,179 --> 00:17:23,448 Ready? 179 00:17:24,415 --> 00:17:25,885 Here she goes. Look at this! 180 00:17:26,885 --> 00:17:28,887 All right. 181 00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:35,529 What time is it? 182 00:17:35,628 --> 00:17:37,798 OO. Where's Tammy? 183 00:17:37,897 --> 00:17:39,967 I don't know, damn it! She's got work to do! 184 00:17:40,065 --> 00:17:42,804 Why do you keep her around? She's not worth a damn. 185 00:17:42,902 --> 00:17:45,775 She's got a way of filling out a costume. 186 00:17:45,872 --> 00:17:48,410 I could look just as good, you know. 187 00:17:48,509 --> 00:17:50,311 Why don't you hire me? 188 00:17:50,410 --> 00:17:53,650 20 years ago, Loretta, or should I say 20 Ibs. ago? 189 00:17:55,016 --> 00:17:58,156 I'm not always gonna look just like this, pally. 190 00:17:58,253 --> 00:18:00,122 No? You found the fountain of youth? 191 00:18:00,221 --> 00:18:02,459 I've been saving my pennies, buddy boy, 192 00:18:02,558 --> 00:18:05,130 and one of these days, I'll come waltzing in that door... 193 00:18:05,227 --> 00:18:07,599 with everything packed into all the right places. 194 00:18:07,696 --> 00:18:10,033 You need more than a boob job, Loretta. 195 00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:12,570 You need a personality transplant. 196 00:18:12,668 --> 00:18:14,138 Bitch! 197 00:18:14,237 --> 00:18:16,575 Oh, I'm sorry I'm late, Fazio. 198 00:18:16,673 --> 00:18:19,145 I told you, you will address me as ''Great One.'' 199 00:18:19,243 --> 00:18:20,812 Off stage and on. 200 00:18:20,910 --> 00:18:23,048 You're a magician, not the Pope. 201 00:18:23,147 --> 00:18:25,886 I am your teacher. You will show me respect. 202 00:18:25,984 --> 00:18:27,319 Right. 203 00:18:28,588 --> 00:18:29,823 Loretta. 204 00:18:29,921 --> 00:18:31,256 Mm-hmm. 205 00:18:31,356 --> 00:18:32,559 Throw me that lighter. 206 00:18:35,127 --> 00:18:36,062 Ow! 207 00:18:36,162 --> 00:18:37,732 Are you doing the magic rings tonight? 208 00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:39,065 Screw the magic rings! 209 00:18:41,101 --> 00:18:42,435 Oh, my God! 210 00:18:42,536 --> 00:18:45,041 I've got something 1 O times better. 211 00:18:45,138 --> 00:18:48,478 You're in the box, I do the standard switch gag, 212 00:18:48,576 --> 00:18:51,381 and then I set fire to the box! 213 00:18:51,479 --> 00:18:53,916 The audience goes nuts, thinking you're in there... 214 00:18:54,015 --> 00:18:56,185 being burnt alive. 215 00:18:56,284 --> 00:18:59,090 I'm gonna call it ''The Burning Beauty.'' 216 00:19:03,492 --> 00:19:04,727 Oh, God! 217 00:19:09,032 --> 00:19:11,771 What the hell is going on here? 218 00:19:11,868 --> 00:19:15,775 Fazio, is this the fabulous stunt you wanted me to see? 219 00:19:15,872 --> 00:19:17,508 What are you, nuts? 220 00:19:17,608 --> 00:19:19,879 Only a moron would try something like this. 221 00:19:19,977 --> 00:19:20,978 You believe this guy? 222 00:19:21,078 --> 00:19:23,215 It'll be great. I'll make sure she's got protection. 223 00:19:23,314 --> 00:19:24,884 Forget it. End of discussion. 224 00:19:24,982 --> 00:19:28,022 I'm not taking any chances with my future headliner. 225 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:29,957 How you're doing, babe? You look sensational. 226 00:19:30,055 --> 00:19:31,191 Now, you... 227 00:19:31,290 --> 00:19:34,328 get out there and mix with the suckers. 0o something like... 228 00:19:34,426 --> 00:19:38,067 do some card tricks or something. Keep them entertained. 229 00:19:38,164 --> 00:19:40,669 Out of the question! I work the main room! 230 00:19:40,767 --> 00:19:42,738 - I'm a star. - You're a schmuck. 231 00:19:42,836 --> 00:19:45,574 Now get out there and earn your pay, Fazio. 232 00:19:48,942 --> 00:19:51,080 That goes for you, too. Break is over. 233 00:19:51,179 --> 00:19:52,715 Back to work. 234 00:19:59,721 --> 00:20:03,563 So, you need anything, you know who to come to, right? 235 00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:04,595 Right. 236 00:20:04,695 --> 00:20:07,066 Yeah, you keep playing hard to get, 237 00:20:07,163 --> 00:20:09,434 but mark my words, you'll come around. 238 00:20:09,533 --> 00:20:10,936 I guarantee. 239 00:20:13,904 --> 00:20:15,474 I saw that. 240 00:20:21,145 --> 00:20:22,815 Rolling, rolling, rolling! 241 00:20:22,914 --> 00:20:24,852 Where she stops, nobody knows. 242 00:20:26,484 --> 00:20:28,322 And winner, wi n ner, wi n ner! 243 00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:31,225 We haye a winner! 244 00:20:31,323 --> 00:20:33,428 To the sharp-dressed man! 245 00:20:33,526 --> 00:20:34,561 Thank you. 246 00:20:35,663 --> 00:20:38,834 You'll need a dump truck to take it all home, Mister. 247 00:20:38,932 --> 00:20:40,534 A rack for you. 248 00:20:43,971 --> 00:20:46,008 Yeah, this is for you. 249 00:20:46,107 --> 00:20:49,647 What a gentleman! Uh-huh! 250 00:20:49,745 --> 00:20:51,949 Everyone's a winner today. 251 00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:28,690 Excuse me, do you know where I can cash a check? 252 00:21:28,789 --> 00:21:30,892 Are you old enough to be in here? 253 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:33,962 Uh--oh! Yes! You're old enough. 254 00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:36,899 Right over there. You have a good day. 255 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,103 Hey, Mitch, how's it hanging? 256 00:21:42,202 --> 00:21:44,975 Hi, fellas! Listen, not now, okay? 257 00:21:45,072 --> 00:21:46,809 I've got business. 258 00:21:46,908 --> 00:21:49,045 Stay here! 259 00:21:49,144 --> 00:21:50,712 What are you, a 44 regular? 260 00:21:50,813 --> 00:21:54,019 You know, I've got a plaid that'll make you look 20 Ibs. younger. 261 00:21:54,116 --> 00:21:55,284 What do you want, Art? 262 00:21:55,384 --> 00:21:58,056 What do I want? I want brown hair. 263 00:21:58,153 --> 00:22:00,725 I want health insurance for all Americans. 264 00:22:00,824 --> 00:22:02,928 I want the Mets to get their shit together. 265 00:22:03,025 --> 00:22:05,965 Let's not worry about what I want, but about what I need. 266 00:22:06,062 --> 00:22:08,267 - I need my money. - Tomorrow. Tomorrow's good. 267 00:22:08,365 --> 00:22:10,737 I'll stop by your store, we'll take care of everything. 268 00:22:10,836 --> 00:22:12,137 - Tell him. - Okay? Excuse me. 269 00:22:12,236 --> 00:22:15,008 Look sharp, be sharp. 270 00:22:18,009 --> 00:22:20,079 No, tell him the other thing, the threat thing. 271 00:22:20,178 --> 00:22:21,680 Oh... 272 00:22:21,780 --> 00:22:24,920 You pay Arthur the money you owe him, 273 00:22:25,016 --> 00:22:26,919 or I will kill you. 274 00:22:27,018 --> 00:22:28,054 That's good. 275 00:22:28,154 --> 00:22:31,126 What are you, tough guys? I got hemorrhoids tougher than you. 276 00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:32,459 Hey! 277 00:22:32,558 --> 00:22:35,263 On the other hand, why don't we meet a little later... 278 00:22:35,362 --> 00:22:37,299 over by the cashier's cage? 279 00:22:37,397 --> 00:22:40,403 OO? It's good for me if it's good for you. 280 00:22:40,501 --> 00:22:42,437 OO? When do you take your break? 281 00:22:42,536 --> 00:22:45,910 - 9:30. - 9:30 to 9:45? Can you make it? 282 00:22:46,006 --> 00:22:47,542 - Sure. - OO is good. 283 00:22:47,642 --> 00:22:49,245 - You mind? - Yeah. 284 00:22:51,914 --> 00:22:54,017 You buy off the rack, that's what happens. 285 00:22:56,887 --> 00:22:58,991 I could've taken him. 286 00:22:59,088 --> 00:23:01,493 No, no, he couldn't. You, bigger. 287 00:23:11,870 --> 00:23:15,176 Get 'em down, before the wheel goes 'round. 288 00:23:15,273 --> 00:23:17,911 We're gonna have somebody lucky before the night is over. 289 00:23:18,009 --> 00:23:21,015 You feelin' lucky? You feelin' lucky, sugar? 290 00:23:21,113 --> 00:23:23,116 What you gonna do with all that, huh? 291 00:23:24,950 --> 00:23:27,355 I believe I'll try this one. 292 00:23:27,453 --> 00:23:29,825 0angerous man, I like it. 293 00:23:32,258 --> 00:23:35,865 And the wheel goes round and round, no more bets, no more bets. 294 00:24:00,289 --> 00:24:01,325 Ah! 295 00:24:02,793 --> 00:24:07,669 There was an old man of Madras whose balls were made of fine brass, 296 00:24:07,764 --> 00:24:10,971 so, in stormy weather, they both clanged together, 297 00:24:11,068 --> 00:24:13,006 and sparks flew out of his ass. 298 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:19,146 I'm finding this to be a very funny and poetic leprechaun. 299 00:24:19,243 --> 00:24:21,949 I'm glad you liked it, lad. 300 00:24:22,047 --> 00:24:25,954 Now you left the door open, so I assumed you wanted to see me. 301 00:24:26,052 --> 00:24:29,023 Yes, I'm wanting to discuss things with you. 302 00:24:29,121 --> 00:24:33,029 - For instance? - I want to negotiate. 303 00:24:33,126 --> 00:24:35,397 I am for giving you this medallion, 304 00:24:35,496 --> 00:24:38,501 which you are terribly, terribly afraid of, 305 00:24:38,599 --> 00:24:40,169 for half your gold. 306 00:24:40,267 --> 00:24:42,505 Half me gold for a worthless medallion?! 307 00:24:42,604 --> 00:24:45,242 This is my final offer! You are taking it or leaving it. 308 00:24:47,409 --> 00:24:50,114 You got a deal, lad. 309 00:24:50,212 --> 00:24:52,349 Now, put it away, why don't you? 310 00:24:59,722 --> 00:25:01,726 Perhaps I'll do a little fishing. 311 00:25:14,606 --> 00:25:17,713 I told you a terrible lie, and now you're going to die. 312 00:25:21,547 --> 00:25:23,550 18 red. We got a winner! 313 00:25:23,649 --> 00:25:26,689 I can't... I can't belieye it! 314 00:25:26,787 --> 00:25:28,724 How could this happen to me? 315 00:25:28,823 --> 00:25:31,227 Place your bets, place your bets. Tough luck, kid. 316 00:25:31,324 --> 00:25:33,996 So, you gonna bet or what? Get 'em down. 317 00:25:34,094 --> 00:25:35,530 You want me to bet? 318 00:25:35,630 --> 00:25:38,102 I had _23,OOO. 319 00:25:38,199 --> 00:25:40,304 So? Looks like you got a couple hundred. 320 00:25:40,402 --> 00:25:41,903 You can get hot. 321 00:25:42,004 --> 00:25:45,243 Get 'em down, get 'em down. Big spender, big spender. 322 00:25:45,340 --> 00:25:48,613 And the wheel goes round and round and round, get 'em down. 323 00:25:50,747 --> 00:25:51,848 There you go. 324 00:27:23,851 --> 00:27:25,720 - Where the hell were you? - I told you, 325 00:27:25,818 --> 00:27:28,089 the trap door keeps getting stuck. 326 00:27:28,189 --> 00:27:31,529 That's what I get for working at a dump like this, nothing works. 327 00:27:34,062 --> 00:27:36,699 Get away from me! Get away from me! 328 00:27:44,373 --> 00:27:46,043 No more bets, no more bets! 329 00:27:46,143 --> 00:27:49,349 Feelin' lucky, Mr. Big Time Spender? 330 00:27:49,445 --> 00:27:51,282 Here she's dropping... 331 00:27:51,380 --> 00:27:53,150 Oh! Green, double zero! 332 00:27:53,250 --> 00:27:55,220 The house makes out. Sorry, folks! 333 00:27:57,353 --> 00:28:01,462 What have I done? I'm ruined, I'm finished. 334 00:28:01,559 --> 00:28:04,999 What, are you kidding me? You're due, you're gonna make it big. 335 00:28:05,097 --> 00:28:07,201 - Place your bets! - What?! 336 00:28:07,299 --> 00:28:08,333 Trust me. 337 00:28:08,433 --> 00:28:11,238 Bad streak of luck like that, no way you're gonna lose. 338 00:28:11,336 --> 00:28:13,607 Get 'em down before the wheel goes around! 339 00:28:13,706 --> 00:28:15,342 Oh, yeah, trust me. 340 00:28:15,441 --> 00:28:17,044 But I don't have any more money. 341 00:28:17,143 --> 00:28:19,380 Nice watch there. Could bring a nice chunk o'change. 342 00:28:20,847 --> 00:28:24,054 My grandpa gave me this watch, for graduation. 343 00:28:24,986 --> 00:28:27,524 Make him proud. Make a comeback. Win! 344 00:28:30,357 --> 00:28:32,762 Pawn shop across the street, tell 'em Loretta sent you. 345 00:28:32,860 --> 00:28:34,363 Get 'em down, get 'em down! 346 00:28:36,698 --> 00:28:37,800 - Ha! - Ow! 347 00:28:39,735 --> 00:28:41,638 Where's me shilling? 348 00:28:41,737 --> 00:28:43,140 I want me shilling! 349 00:28:43,239 --> 00:28:43,974 Help! 350 00:29:08,634 --> 00:29:10,904 No! No! No! 351 00:29:11,003 --> 00:29:14,075 Tell me where it is, or by me sainted mother, 352 00:29:14,174 --> 00:29:15,509 I'll strangle you! 353 00:29:20,347 --> 00:29:21,849 This must be the place. 354 00:29:25,686 --> 00:29:28,426 This is your last chance. I'm warning you. 355 00:29:28,523 --> 00:29:30,326 I want me shilling! 356 00:29:40,904 --> 00:29:43,775 Oh, no! What was I thinking? 357 00:29:43,872 --> 00:29:46,411 With all this killing, I've lost me shilling! 358 00:29:48,545 --> 00:29:49,513 Hello! 359 00:29:51,615 --> 00:29:53,184 Anybody here? 360 00:30:01,059 --> 00:30:02,562 Hello? 361 00:30:05,731 --> 00:30:07,101 Oh, my God! 362 00:30:16,442 --> 00:30:17,744 Oh, man! 363 00:30:19,113 --> 00:30:21,016 I thought I had problems. 364 00:30:25,786 --> 00:30:28,526 Operator, listen, I'm in a pawn shop 365 00:30:28,623 --> 00:30:32,163 across the street from the Lucky Shamrock Casino. 366 00:30:32,261 --> 00:30:34,263 And I found a dead person. 367 00:30:34,363 --> 00:30:35,565 Yeah, I'm sure. 368 00:30:36,165 --> 00:30:38,670 Yeah. 369 00:30:38,768 --> 00:30:40,271 All right, I'll wait right here. 370 00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:46,077 A leprechaun is very territorial. 371 00:30:46,176 --> 00:30:49,383 He can never tolerate another Ieprechaun crossing his boundaries. 372 00:30:52,583 --> 00:30:54,520 One leprechaun can be aggravating, 373 00:30:54,619 --> 00:30:57,624 but two can be devastating. 374 00:30:57,722 --> 00:30:59,258 With that in mind, 375 00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:02,163 let's review what we've learned about leprechauns. 376 00:31:02,261 --> 00:31:05,701 Number one, his power lies in his gold. 377 00:31:05,798 --> 00:31:08,870 Without it, he's iust another gnome full of mischief. 378 00:31:10,103 --> 00:31:12,441 Number two, each of his gold shillings 379 00:31:12,539 --> 00:31:16,279 will bring a wish come true to anyone who possesses them. 380 00:31:17,644 --> 00:31:18,980 A wish, huh? 381 00:31:19,612 --> 00:31:22,518 I wish I was back at the casino on a winning streak. 382 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:26,521 Aargh! 383 00:31:27,788 --> 00:31:30,461 I've lost him! 384 00:31:30,559 --> 00:31:32,529 He's got me shilling! 385 00:31:32,627 --> 00:31:34,297 He's got me shilling! 386 00:31:36,966 --> 00:31:38,535 What the heck am I doing here? 387 00:31:38,633 --> 00:31:41,239 There are no other bets, no other bettors. 388 00:31:41,338 --> 00:31:43,408 Just the house and the golden boy! 389 00:31:47,245 --> 00:31:50,384 He's riding seven red, Iet's see how lucky he gets. 390 00:31:58,289 --> 00:31:59,925 Oh, hell! The seven red! 391 00:32:00,024 --> 00:32:01,193 We got a winner! 392 00:32:07,634 --> 00:32:09,336 You gonna let that ride, golden boy? 393 00:32:27,189 --> 00:32:33,067 And the luckiest man in Las Vegas puts the whole load on 1 3 black. 394 00:32:33,161 --> 00:32:36,536 13 black is up, nobody else is betting. 395 00:32:41,204 --> 00:32:45,546 Ah! Lovely golden palaces completely full of riches, 396 00:32:45,643 --> 00:32:49,317 I'll rip them off and rob them blind, those dirty sons of bitches! 397 00:32:58,057 --> 00:33:01,329 - Yeah! - Oh, oh, oh! Black 1 3! 398 00:33:01,427 --> 00:33:03,697 Another winner, another wi n ner! 399 00:33:03,796 --> 00:33:06,033 This guy's got a hell of a winning streak. 400 00:33:07,868 --> 00:33:10,172 Winning streak. I wished for a winning streak! 401 00:33:13,941 --> 00:33:15,978 What the hell is going on here? 402 00:33:16,076 --> 00:33:17,446 Unbelievable! He can't lose! 403 00:33:17,545 --> 00:33:20,451 Two hours ago, he's losing his shirt. Now, I can't stop him. 404 00:33:20,549 --> 00:33:22,518 You better stop him, or else. 405 00:33:23,785 --> 00:33:25,588 Any other bettors? No other bettors! 406 00:33:27,456 --> 00:33:29,828 On the way to being a millionaire. 407 00:33:29,925 --> 00:33:31,662 Six black. 408 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,028 Here we go! 409 00:33:37,334 --> 00:33:39,171 Come on, baby, make me a wi n ner! 410 00:33:43,139 --> 00:33:44,642 And it's a... 411 00:33:48,746 --> 00:33:52,521 Whoa! The hits just keep on coming! 412 00:33:52,619 --> 00:33:54,421 A winner! 413 00:33:54,519 --> 00:33:57,157 I've about had it with you, Loretta. 414 00:33:57,255 --> 00:33:58,725 I did what you told me. 415 00:33:58,824 --> 00:33:59,960 Something went wrong. 416 00:34:00,059 --> 00:34:03,733 You better get the money back or something will go wrong. 417 00:34:03,830 --> 00:34:05,767 With you. You know what I mean? 418 00:34:05,865 --> 00:34:07,267 - Mm-hmm. - Good. 419 00:34:35,364 --> 00:34:38,104 Golden Nugget. I'd like one of those. 420 00:34:39,503 --> 00:34:41,106 Loretta; He's a winner again! 421 00:34:43,541 --> 00:34:46,246 Ladies and gentlemen, 422 00:34:46,344 --> 00:34:48,982 due to a slight quivering in the stem of the wheel, 423 00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:50,316 the situation is thus-- 424 00:34:50,416 --> 00:34:53,355 this table is closed, but it's only temporary. 425 00:34:53,452 --> 00:34:55,022 Come back in a little while. 426 00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:56,089 - Aw! - All right? 427 00:34:56,189 --> 00:34:57,758 Thank you very much. 428 00:35:01,461 --> 00:35:03,398 Hey, kid... 429 00:35:03,497 --> 00:35:04,665 congratulations. 430 00:35:04,764 --> 00:35:06,968 You've had some-- some amazing streak of luck. 431 00:35:07,067 --> 00:35:09,472 - I mean, truly amazing. - Thanks! 432 00:35:09,570 --> 00:35:12,275 I don't know how it happened. I was losing everything... 433 00:35:12,373 --> 00:35:13,542 and all of a sudden... 434 00:35:13,642 --> 00:35:16,414 Yeah, you see, that's how it happens sometimes. 435 00:35:16,511 --> 00:35:19,884 Tell me, kid, you-- you staying here at the hotel? 436 00:35:19,980 --> 00:35:21,216 No, actually I'm not. 437 00:35:21,316 --> 00:35:23,788 Oh, well Iet's just chang'e that. 438 00:35:23,885 --> 00:35:25,288 Here you go. 439 00:35:25,388 --> 00:35:28,794 We'd like you to be our guest. Anything you want, it's on me. 440 00:35:28,890 --> 00:35:30,460 - Okay? - Wow! 441 00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:31,696 Thanks a lot! 442 00:35:31,794 --> 00:35:34,901 Oh, no problem. Listen, why don't you just relax, 443 00:35:34,998 --> 00:35:37,636 take a break, come back in a hour or so, 444 00:35:37,736 --> 00:35:40,140 and see if you can keep that winning streak going? 445 00:35:40,237 --> 00:35:41,974 - What do you say, kid, huh? - Yeah! 446 00:35:42,072 --> 00:35:43,976 I can't wait to get back into it. 447 00:35:44,075 --> 00:35:47,047 Las Vegas is really turning out to be a great place. 448 00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:49,817 Vegas, the greatest little town in the world! 449 00:35:49,914 --> 00:35:51,450 I'll see you in a while. 450 00:35:51,550 --> 00:35:54,289 Oh, we'll keep the same table reserved just for you. 451 00:35:54,386 --> 00:35:55,856 Okay, I'll be here. 452 00:35:55,955 --> 00:35:57,123 That's good. 453 00:35:57,591 --> 00:35:59,027 Jesus! 454 00:35:59,126 --> 00:36:00,293 Schmuck! 455 00:36:01,661 --> 00:36:03,731 Tammy, you won't believe what happened! 456 00:36:03,830 --> 00:36:07,404 What are you doing here? You're not supposed to be gambling! 457 00:36:07,502 --> 00:36:10,139 - I won! - All that? 458 00:36:10,237 --> 00:36:12,542 Scott, you said you wouldn't gamble! 459 00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:14,410 I know, but something happened to me, 460 00:36:14,510 --> 00:36:16,347 it's like I've got the fever or something. 461 00:36:16,445 --> 00:36:20,052 I mean, I was losing my shirt, and then I went to pawn my watch, 462 00:36:20,149 --> 00:36:21,885 and then I found a dead guy... 463 00:36:21,984 --> 00:36:23,119 You what?! 464 00:36:23,218 --> 00:36:25,756 At the pawn shop, but the next thing you know, 465 00:36:25,854 --> 00:36:28,092 I'm back at the casino winning everything. 466 00:36:28,191 --> 00:36:29,427 Listen to me... 467 00:36:29,527 --> 00:36:31,964 They gave me my own room! On the house, see? 468 00:36:32,061 --> 00:36:34,165 Scott, iust shut up and listen to me. 469 00:36:34,264 --> 00:36:36,903 I want you to cash in your chips and go home. 470 00:36:37,001 --> 00:36:39,439 Get in your car and leave Las Vegas. 471 00:36:39,538 --> 00:36:41,808 No, Tammy, no, listen. 472 00:36:41,906 --> 00:36:44,845 All this happened because of you. 473 00:36:44,942 --> 00:36:46,780 I wanna share it with you. 474 00:36:46,878 --> 00:36:49,516 Scott! Oh, my God! 475 00:36:49,615 --> 00:36:51,318 Are you serious? 476 00:36:53,786 --> 00:36:55,756 Look, I've got a show, I gotta go. 477 00:36:55,855 --> 00:36:57,658 Just... all right, cash in the chips 478 00:36:57,758 --> 00:36:59,695 and go to your room and stay there. 479 00:36:59,793 --> 00:37:03,734 0on't let anybody in! I cannot stress that enough. 480 00:37:03,831 --> 00:37:05,501 Nobody comes in. 481 00:37:05,599 --> 00:37:07,737 And keep the money right beside you. 482 00:37:07,836 --> 00:37:09,639 - Okay? - Okay. 483 00:37:09,737 --> 00:37:12,843 When I'm done with my next show, I'll come up and we'll talk. 484 00:37:12,940 --> 00:37:14,343 - Okay? - All right. 485 00:37:14,442 --> 00:37:16,345 I'll be up as soon as I can. 486 00:37:18,547 --> 00:37:20,017 This is so great, I can't... 487 00:37:20,115 --> 00:37:21,283 Shh! Scott! 488 00:37:21,384 --> 00:37:22,419 Shh! 489 00:37:25,522 --> 00:37:26,891 Are you gonna cash those in? 490 00:37:26,989 --> 00:37:28,425 Oh, yeah. 491 00:37:28,525 --> 00:37:30,295 You've done well for yourself. 492 00:37:30,393 --> 00:37:31,729 lt was a good night. 493 00:37:41,773 --> 00:37:42,774 Nope! 494 00:37:47,546 --> 00:37:48,916 Me shilling! 495 00:37:50,783 --> 00:37:52,153 A lucky sign. 496 00:37:52,252 --> 00:37:54,623 The gold inside will soon be mine. 497 00:38:11,406 --> 00:38:13,376 Fine suit of clothes, lad! 498 00:38:13,476 --> 00:38:15,079 Well, thank you, thank you very much. 499 00:38:15,177 --> 00:38:17,213 Those shoes... do they come in blue suede? 500 00:38:17,312 --> 00:38:19,417 I really like 'em, man. 501 00:38:19,515 --> 00:38:21,652 Well, thank you, thank you very much. 502 00:38:21,752 --> 00:38:23,489 Hey, man, you do that pretty good. 503 00:38:23,587 --> 00:38:26,358 Next time, make sure you get paid for it. 504 00:38:26,455 --> 00:38:28,493 Hey, man, see you on the flipside. 505 00:38:33,865 --> 00:38:36,303 Vegas! My kind o' town! 506 00:38:45,144 --> 00:38:47,314 Thank you. No, thank you. 507 00:38:47,413 --> 00:38:50,152 And now, using all my magic, 508 00:38:50,249 --> 00:38:53,422 I will summon forth a member of the animal kingdom. 509 00:38:56,891 --> 00:38:57,725 Bah! 510 00:39:04,766 --> 00:39:06,001 fazio! 511 00:39:10,137 --> 00:39:13,143 Of course, the casino won't allow me to use a real bunny. 512 00:39:14,544 --> 00:39:15,712 Oh, my God! 513 00:39:19,682 --> 00:39:21,285 Hello, little one. 514 00:39:21,384 --> 00:39:23,221 What an interesting costume. 515 00:39:23,319 --> 00:39:24,755 Watch this... 516 00:39:30,059 --> 00:39:31,195 Oh, shit! 517 00:39:32,897 --> 00:39:34,500 A little token of my esteem, 518 00:39:34,599 --> 00:39:36,469 it is exactly what it seems. 519 00:39:36,568 --> 00:39:39,473 Made fresh daily OO 520 00:39:39,571 --> 00:39:42,844 lt comes from my shillelagh, you can keep it in a crock. 521 00:39:59,962 --> 00:40:01,798 Fazio! J ust the girl I wanna see. 522 00:40:01,896 --> 00:40:03,566 Not now! Some little butthead... 523 00:40:03,664 --> 00:40:05,367 What is that smell? Is that my shoe? 524 00:40:05,466 --> 00:40:07,971 - It was in my hand! - Oh, my God! 525 00:40:08,069 --> 00:40:10,641 Have you seen that little tramp that works for me? 526 00:40:10,740 --> 00:40:13,611 Oh, Tammy? Forget her. Focus on that punk at the elevator. 527 00:40:15,745 --> 00:40:17,214 What about him? 528 00:40:17,313 --> 00:40:20,052 He iust won over a hundred thou with the roulette wheel. 529 00:40:20,150 --> 00:40:22,721 You're kidding! How did you Iet him win that much? 530 00:40:22,819 --> 00:40:25,124 Something went wrong. He still got it on him. 531 00:40:25,221 --> 00:40:26,156 Cash and carry. 532 00:40:28,092 --> 00:40:30,897 - In cash? - He's got this gold coin I want. 533 00:40:30,996 --> 00:40:31,996 Really? 534 00:40:32,095 --> 00:40:33,531 I figured we split the green, 535 00:40:33,631 --> 00:40:35,902 I get the gold coin. You know, good luck charm. 536 00:40:38,437 --> 00:40:40,408 What's his room number? 537 00:40:51,318 --> 00:40:52,788 Room service? 538 00:41:00,428 --> 00:41:02,800 Like taking candy from a baby! 539 00:41:04,899 --> 00:41:07,471 - Go and throw me a winner! - Yeah! 540 00:41:09,905 --> 00:41:11,041 Yeah! 541 00:41:13,076 --> 00:41:16,215 - Oh, I never lose! - Hey, Tony, look what we got here. 542 00:41:16,312 --> 00:41:17,414 - A high roller. - Move! 543 00:41:17,513 --> 00:41:20,753 Nice duds. What is that, lederhosen? 544 00:41:20,851 --> 00:41:22,487 - Take a break, pal. - Hey, crappier, 545 00:41:22,587 --> 00:41:24,556 you give me them dice, I'm feeling lucky! 546 00:41:25,589 --> 00:41:27,760 But I'm not through winning, lad! 547 00:41:27,859 --> 00:41:29,964 Get outta here... 548 00:41:30,062 --> 00:41:31,665 Aaargh! 549 00:41:35,333 --> 00:41:37,036 Looks like a slot machine! 550 00:41:38,871 --> 00:41:40,809 You wanna try your luck? 551 00:41:43,676 --> 00:41:46,414 This is my kind of place, crooked and sleazy, 552 00:41:46,513 --> 00:41:49,085 stealing gold from humans is awfully easy. 553 00:41:50,283 --> 00:41:53,723 Look out, Vegas! I'm taking over! 554 00:41:56,924 --> 00:42:00,064 Money, money, money, money... 555 00:42:00,162 --> 00:42:01,765 Oh, it's good! 556 00:42:01,863 --> 00:42:04,168 Money is good! 557 00:42:04,266 --> 00:42:05,535 Money... 558 00:42:27,026 --> 00:42:28,728 That's silk. I'll keep that. 559 00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:53,454 Hey! 560 00:42:54,522 --> 00:42:56,225 What are you doing in my room? 561 00:42:58,493 --> 00:42:59,493 Oof! 562 00:43:06,202 --> 00:43:07,103 Ow! 563 00:43:16,780 --> 00:43:18,216 Room seryice! 564 00:43:20,651 --> 00:43:22,053 What the hell...? 565 00:43:22,152 --> 00:43:24,090 Now, me boyo, 566 00:43:24,189 --> 00:43:26,092 I smell me shilling. 567 00:43:26,191 --> 00:43:28,829 Tell me where it is or there'll be another killing. 568 00:43:28,928 --> 00:43:30,730 What the hell are you?! 569 00:43:30,829 --> 00:43:33,634 I'm a leprechaun, come to claim me gold. 570 00:43:35,433 --> 00:43:36,369 Aah! 571 00:43:44,211 --> 00:43:45,346 Aaah! 572 00:43:50,218 --> 00:43:52,221 Aaah! 573 00:43:55,390 --> 00:43:57,393 God! 574 00:44:02,231 --> 00:44:04,134 Yeah, give me hotel security. 575 00:44:05,367 --> 00:44:09,141 Yeah, I'd like to report a leprechaun in your hotel. 576 00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:11,344 No, a leprechaun. 577 00:44:11,441 --> 00:44:13,310 Yeah, a little green guy. 578 00:44:14,210 --> 00:44:16,415 He tried to kill me!! 579 00:44:16,513 --> 00:44:17,983 Hello? 580 00:44:20,818 --> 00:44:23,857 The coin. The bastard took my coin! 581 00:44:36,769 --> 00:44:39,741 Next time, I'll take the elevator! 582 00:44:53,122 --> 00:44:54,223 Oh! 583 00:45:16,947 --> 00:45:19,720 I have been looking all over hell for you. 584 00:45:19,817 --> 00:45:22,189 - You got the coin? - Yes, I got the coin. 585 00:45:22,287 --> 00:45:23,923 I didn't find any money. 586 00:45:24,022 --> 00:45:25,257 - Gimme! - Forget it! 587 00:45:25,358 --> 00:45:26,692 We're splitting it 50l50. 588 00:45:26,791 --> 00:45:28,595 We made a deal, that coin belongs to me. 589 00:45:28,694 --> 00:45:30,998 I didn't get the money, so now we're splitting it. 590 00:45:31,097 --> 00:45:33,434 I'm not gonna sell it, you putz! 591 00:45:34,467 --> 00:45:35,435 It's got powers! 592 00:45:35,535 --> 00:45:37,037 What kind of powers? 593 00:45:37,137 --> 00:45:39,140 Put it on the table, you won't believe this. 594 00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:40,642 It's amazing! 595 00:45:40,740 --> 00:45:41,809 Come on! 596 00:45:43,277 --> 00:45:45,882 I can't, it's magically disappeared. 597 00:45:45,981 --> 00:45:48,618 - Put it on the table! - All right. What number? 598 00:45:48,716 --> 00:45:50,453 Oh, iust any one! Any one! 599 00:45:50,551 --> 00:45:51,887 1 1 black. 600 00:45:59,461 --> 00:46:00,964 I don't get it. 601 00:46:01,063 --> 00:46:03,368 Get what? Are you losing your mind? 602 00:46:03,466 --> 00:46:06,940 lt moves! It moves to the winning number! 603 00:46:07,037 --> 00:46:08,239 - By itself! - Oh, I see! 604 00:46:08,338 --> 00:46:11,110 lt moves to the winning number by itself, which means that... 605 00:46:11,208 --> 00:46:13,045 you're nuts! 606 00:46:13,143 --> 00:46:16,183 I gotta go do my show. Find a coin dealer, 607 00:46:16,281 --> 00:46:18,986 get it appraised and we will sell it. 608 00:46:19,083 --> 00:46:21,187 I swear, on my mother's grave, 609 00:46:21,286 --> 00:46:23,090 it has magic. 610 00:46:23,189 --> 00:46:25,794 Loretta, darling, if you want magic, 611 00:46:25,891 --> 00:46:28,729 bend over. I'll pull a rabbit out of your ass. 612 00:46:28,827 --> 00:46:31,232 0o what I tell you. I'll see you tonight. 613 00:46:31,330 --> 00:46:33,401 fazio! 614 00:46:33,499 --> 00:46:36,204 I know you've got work to do backstage. 615 00:46:36,304 --> 00:46:37,406 I'm gone. 616 00:46:40,907 --> 00:46:42,410 He's gone. 617 00:46:43,344 --> 00:46:46,517 - 0id you get my money back yet? - I'm working on it. 618 00:46:46,614 --> 00:46:47,582 - What's that? - That's mine! 619 00:46:47,682 --> 00:46:49,786 That looks like gold to me. Give me it. 620 00:46:49,884 --> 00:46:52,456 - Give me it! - It's my personal property! 621 00:46:52,553 --> 00:46:55,626 I'm gonna keep this until you get my money back for me. 622 00:46:55,724 --> 00:46:58,797 That's my personal property. I want it back! 623 00:46:58,895 --> 00:47:00,029 Keep your voice down. 624 00:47:00,128 --> 00:47:03,368 One thing I can't stand is a fat broad with a big mouth. 625 00:47:03,466 --> 00:47:05,938 Who's calling fat fat, Mr. Porker? 626 00:47:07,037 --> 00:47:07,938 - Really! - Yeah, really. 627 00:47:08,038 --> 00:47:10,942 You couldn't get a woman if your life depended on it. 628 00:47:11,041 --> 00:47:14,046 I could have any broad that I wanted. 629 00:47:14,144 --> 00:47:16,382 Like that bubblehead little bimbo, Miss Tammy? 630 00:47:16,481 --> 00:47:19,053 Yeah, I could have Tammy if I wanted her. 631 00:47:19,150 --> 00:47:20,453 Oh, you wish! 632 00:47:20,552 --> 00:47:21,854 Yeah... 633 00:47:21,953 --> 00:47:23,188 I wish! 634 00:47:27,693 --> 00:47:29,196 What was that? 635 00:47:31,731 --> 00:47:32,899 Oh! 636 00:47:33,933 --> 00:47:35,202 Ah! 637 00:47:36,770 --> 00:47:40,577 lf wishes were horses, a fat man like you couldn't get in the saddle. 638 00:47:40,674 --> 00:47:42,811 Mitch! 639 00:47:42,910 --> 00:47:44,413 Tammy, what's the matter? 640 00:47:44,512 --> 00:47:46,683 - I want you. - You do? 641 00:47:46,781 --> 00:47:50,789 I want you more than any man I've ever known in my life. 642 00:47:50,886 --> 00:47:52,822 Have you got a fever? 643 00:47:52,921 --> 00:47:54,792 Oh, right now, Mitch! 644 00:47:54,890 --> 00:47:56,793 Take me! 645 00:47:56,892 --> 00:47:59,664 Take me right here! On the floor! 646 00:48:01,097 --> 00:48:02,799 Oh! Oh! 647 00:48:03,666 --> 00:48:04,567 Yes! 648 00:48:06,036 --> 00:48:07,839 ''fatso '' huh? 649 00:48:08,940 --> 00:48:11,378 Look, whatever it is, don't change a thing. 650 00:48:11,476 --> 00:48:12,911 You iust stay like this. 651 00:48:13,011 --> 00:48:15,114 Oh, yes! 652 00:48:15,212 --> 00:48:16,848 Come on, Iet's go to my room. 653 00:48:19,885 --> 00:48:23,259 Mandatory drug testing for all employees, that's it. 654 00:48:23,822 --> 00:48:26,494 - Mitchy, Mitchy... - We're going right to my room. 655 00:48:26,593 --> 00:48:29,733 - Oh, it's time, Mitchy. - Oh, I'm ready! 656 00:48:32,766 --> 00:48:35,537 - I can get really nasty! - You can? 657 00:48:35,635 --> 00:48:37,271 - Yeah! - Then you just do it. 658 00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:46,616 - Come on, baby! - Yeah! 659 00:48:49,352 --> 00:48:53,126 Wait a minute. That's what he said. 660 00:48:53,222 --> 00:48:54,491 ''l wish.'' 661 00:49:05,636 --> 00:49:10,146 Oh, Mitchy, where have you been all my life? 662 00:49:10,241 --> 00:49:12,546 I've been right here, baby, waiting for you. 663 00:49:14,580 --> 00:49:15,683 Gimme a kiss! 664 00:49:15,781 --> 00:49:17,850 Oh, Mitchy! 665 00:49:17,949 --> 00:49:19,752 I like my loving... 666 00:49:19,852 --> 00:49:23,192 the same way I like my men-- 667 00:49:23,289 --> 00:49:24,424 - tough. - Tough? 668 00:49:24,524 --> 00:49:26,995 And hard, like this. 669 00:49:27,092 --> 00:49:27,993 Whoa! 670 00:49:29,529 --> 00:49:32,067 Ooh, that's wonderful! 671 00:49:32,165 --> 00:49:35,372 I wanna make you feel it, like this. 672 00:49:35,469 --> 00:49:37,606 Oh! 673 00:49:37,704 --> 00:49:40,109 Ooh! you're turning me on! 674 00:49:40,207 --> 00:49:43,514 I think I got the idea. Let me do it for you. 675 00:49:44,846 --> 00:49:46,616 Oh, Mitchy! Yeah! 676 00:49:48,050 --> 00:49:50,755 Oh, I love it! Ooh! 677 00:49:50,852 --> 00:49:53,224 Now, can we... can we do it? 678 00:50:00,564 --> 00:50:03,169 My boxers keep crawling up my butt. 679 00:50:03,267 --> 00:50:05,472 I hate that. I go with jockeys now. 680 00:50:05,570 --> 00:50:07,841 lt kinda makes me feel like a sissy. 681 00:50:07,939 --> 00:50:08,873 Yeah. 682 00:50:10,241 --> 00:50:12,211 You can't hang, like you really want to... 683 00:50:15,448 --> 00:50:18,454 - How do you want it hanging? - Loose. I wanna be comfortable. 684 00:50:18,552 --> 00:50:20,989 - I like the support. - Oh, yeah? Feels good. 685 00:50:21,087 --> 00:50:22,957 - How's my tie look? - Fine. Good. 686 00:50:24,324 --> 00:50:26,261 My socks are hanging down my ankles. 687 00:50:26,359 --> 00:50:29,732 I wear those ones that come over the calves, like tubers. 688 00:50:29,829 --> 00:50:33,671 I'd get those garters, but they make me feel like a sissy. 689 00:50:35,570 --> 00:50:37,340 Where the hell is that guy? 690 00:50:41,275 --> 00:50:42,310 Enough with the pain. 691 00:50:42,411 --> 00:50:43,646 Okay, no more pain. 692 00:50:45,380 --> 00:50:50,556 Oh, sweetie, mama's go n na make yo u feel so good! 693 00:50:50,653 --> 00:50:52,623 Oh, well, good is good, pain is... 694 00:50:55,825 --> 00:50:59,800 What tasteful decor! 695 00:50:59,897 --> 00:51:02,301 Mitchy, it's like a museum. 696 00:51:02,399 --> 00:51:04,402 Let's do it... 697 00:51:04,502 --> 00:51:06,038 - Let's do it! - Oh, Mitchy! 698 00:51:06,137 --> 00:51:08,709 - This is good. - 0own, boy. 699 00:51:08,806 --> 00:51:09,808 Now, first... 700 00:51:09,908 --> 00:51:12,245 - First what? - I'm gonna make you hot. 701 00:51:12,344 --> 00:51:14,114 - Yes, I like that. - And then... 702 00:51:14,212 --> 00:51:16,850 - What? - I'm gonna make you burn. 703 00:51:16,948 --> 00:51:18,685 Burn? 704 00:51:23,923 --> 00:51:25,660 Oh, boy! 705 00:51:35,303 --> 00:51:36,538 That-- that's very nice! 706 00:51:42,845 --> 00:51:44,747 Oh, that's nice, that's good! yes! 707 00:51:57,628 --> 00:51:59,631 0o it! 0o it... Yes! 708 00:52:03,900 --> 00:52:05,303 You got real talent. 709 00:52:23,490 --> 00:52:25,359 Whoo-whee-- yes! 710 00:52:32,868 --> 00:52:35,106 Have I got a wish for you! 711 00:52:40,543 --> 00:52:43,015 - Mitch? - Come and get me, baby! 712 00:52:43,112 --> 00:52:46,318 What did you do to me? How did you get me here? 713 00:52:46,415 --> 00:52:48,185 - Hey, wait! - How did I get here? 714 00:52:48,284 --> 00:52:51,156 It's me, remember? The loye mac hi ne! Come o n! 715 00:52:51,255 --> 00:52:52,992 Get away from me! You letch! 716 00:52:54,859 --> 00:52:58,498 Oh-hh! You bitch! You ballbreaking tease! 717 00:52:58,595 --> 00:53:01,100 You're fired as of tonight! 718 00:53:01,199 --> 00:53:03,169 You're finished i n s how business! 719 00:53:03,268 --> 00:53:05,706 You'll never get a iob in this town again. 720 00:53:10,242 --> 00:53:13,481 Belongs to me, this gold I smell. 721 00:53:13,580 --> 00:53:15,417 Whoever's got it is going to hell. 722 00:53:44,614 --> 00:53:46,618 Ah, potatoes! 723 00:54:13,145 --> 00:54:15,349 I was gonna make her a star. 724 00:54:17,484 --> 00:54:19,889 All she had to do was cooperate. 725 00:54:24,826 --> 00:54:26,563 What the hell is going on? 726 00:54:30,332 --> 00:54:32,101 What channel is this? 727 00:54:36,005 --> 00:54:39,312 What do you need her for, Mitch, when you can have me? 728 00:54:40,410 --> 00:54:42,012 She called me Mitch? 729 00:54:44,014 --> 00:54:45,784 Take a look at these, Mitch... 730 00:54:46,483 --> 00:54:47,719 Huh! Coincidence. 731 00:54:51,621 --> 00:54:53,057 I like this! 732 00:54:55,526 --> 00:54:58,933 Here you go! Baked potato, broiled potato, 733 00:54:59,031 --> 00:55:02,671 french fries, potato skins, potato salad 734 00:55:02,768 --> 00:55:06,175 and six potato pancakes. 735 00:55:06,271 --> 00:55:07,474 Anything else? 736 00:55:07,573 --> 00:55:10,545 There once was a lady of Totten 737 00:55:10,643 --> 00:55:12,713 whose taste grew perverted and rotten. 738 00:55:12,812 --> 00:55:16,987 She cared not for steaks, or for pastries and cakes 739 00:55:17,083 --> 00:55:19,321 but lived upon penis au gratin. 740 00:55:19,420 --> 00:55:21,558 Metallica! 741 00:55:21,656 --> 00:55:22,724 No, wait! 742 00:55:25,592 --> 00:55:28,699 White Zombie. I've got the album. 743 00:55:30,398 --> 00:55:31,934 Enioy your spuds! 744 00:55:33,436 --> 00:55:35,372 What the hell did I just say? 745 00:55:35,470 --> 00:55:38,076 I'm coming for you, Mitch! 746 00:55:38,174 --> 00:55:39,643 I must be dreaming. 747 00:55:39,743 --> 00:55:42,148 I'm coming! 748 00:55:42,245 --> 00:55:44,348 - Come on, baby! - I can't wait to reach you. 749 00:55:44,447 --> 00:55:46,618 Well, come and get me! 750 00:55:50,822 --> 00:55:52,659 Oh! 751 00:55:56,627 --> 00:55:59,600 - I must be dreaming. - No. 752 00:55:59,698 --> 00:56:01,501 - I'm not dreaming? - No. 753 00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:05,874 - Ah, this is nice, this is good. - Oh, Mitch! 754 00:56:05,971 --> 00:56:09,078 What can I do for you? Where did you come from? 755 00:56:09,174 --> 00:56:10,977 - What's the difference? - I'll show you... 756 00:56:11,078 --> 00:56:14,452 Hey, you want my heatseeking moisture missile, don't you? 757 00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:23,060 What a lovely treat for a fine lad like meself! 758 00:56:23,157 --> 00:56:26,630 What's wrong with me? Why am I talking like that? 759 00:56:26,727 --> 00:56:27,996 - Hey, rich kid! - Loretta! 760 00:56:28,096 --> 00:56:30,067 Eating up all your winnings already! 761 00:56:30,165 --> 00:56:32,035 Where's Tammy? Have you seen her? 762 00:56:32,135 --> 00:56:35,208 Ha! She's up in Mitch's office getting her clock cleaned. 763 00:56:35,304 --> 00:56:36,305 What?! 764 00:56:36,405 --> 00:56:39,076 - Life's a bitch, ain't it? - Where's Mitch's office? 765 00:56:39,175 --> 00:56:41,412 Third floor, room 31 8. 766 00:56:41,511 --> 00:56:43,883 Elevator left, then a right. Bon appetit! 767 00:56:50,487 --> 00:56:52,825 That's the freak that broke into my room! 768 00:56:54,126 --> 00:56:55,729 Oh, yeah, baby! 769 00:56:56,829 --> 00:56:58,765 Feeling sick? Stubbed your toe? 770 00:56:58,863 --> 00:57:00,366 Call this lawyer. 771 00:57:00,465 --> 00:57:03,505 I'll fix your woe. Agony is my business. 772 00:57:03,602 --> 00:57:05,707 I'll fight for you! 773 00:57:05,805 --> 00:57:07,508 Even you, Mitch! 774 00:57:07,607 --> 00:57:08,942 Oh, excuse me... 775 00:57:09,042 --> 00:57:11,045 You... did you hear my name mentioned? 776 00:57:11,144 --> 00:57:12,547 - No. - Oh, good! 777 00:57:15,315 --> 00:57:18,055 - Tammy! Are you all right? - Stay away from me! 778 00:57:18,153 --> 00:57:20,289 What happened? What's wrong? 779 00:57:20,387 --> 00:57:23,293 Nothing happened. Nothing's wrong. 780 00:57:23,391 --> 00:57:25,161 Just business as usual. 781 00:57:25,259 --> 00:57:27,797 What did he do to you? Tell me what he did! 782 00:57:27,897 --> 00:57:31,971 It's what he tried to do, okay? 783 00:57:32,068 --> 00:57:35,508 It's not like this is the first time this has happened to me. 784 00:57:35,605 --> 00:57:39,913 It's iust that this time, along with everything else, 785 00:57:40,009 --> 00:57:43,917 I got fired. So let's just forget it. 786 00:57:44,014 --> 00:57:49,091 No. I'm not gonna forget it. And neither are you. 787 00:57:49,187 --> 00:57:52,827 lf we let him get away with it, he'll do it again to somebody else. 788 00:57:52,924 --> 00:57:54,861 And I don't know about you, 789 00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:57,131 but I'm not gonna Iet that happen. 790 00:58:11,144 --> 00:58:15,686 Praise the Lord! And send in your money! 791 00:58:15,783 --> 00:58:19,090 Otherwise, you're all doomed to hellfire and damnation 792 00:58:19,188 --> 00:58:21,592 for fornicating with the devil's harlot. 793 00:58:21,689 --> 00:58:25,630 Especially you, Mitch! You're a prime offender! 794 00:58:25,728 --> 00:58:28,433 - Thatiust sounded like my name! - No. 795 00:58:28,530 --> 00:58:30,066 - No? - No. 796 00:58:35,537 --> 00:58:39,178 The signs point to a tragedy about to happen. 797 00:58:40,778 --> 00:58:43,716 Casino owner dies... 798 00:58:43,814 --> 00:58:45,717 in a bed of lies. 799 00:58:45,816 --> 00:58:47,719 Whoa! 800 00:58:47,818 --> 00:58:50,658 - That was my name, right? - Yes! 801 00:58:50,756 --> 00:58:52,526 Oh, shit. 802 00:58:54,726 --> 00:58:57,131 What the hell is happening here? 803 00:58:57,230 --> 00:58:59,835 No, no! Get off of me! 804 00:59:01,868 --> 00:59:02,769 Oh! 805 00:59:06,974 --> 00:59:08,977 Where the hell is that asshole? Come on! 806 00:59:10,177 --> 00:59:13,450 A dream, this is a bad dream! 807 00:59:18,119 --> 00:59:22,261 You'll get what's due when I electrocute you! 808 00:59:32,836 --> 00:59:35,207 Scott.. . 809 00:59:35,305 --> 00:59:36,741 thank you. 810 00:59:43,514 --> 00:59:45,216 - Mitch... - Sir? 811 00:59:46,351 --> 00:59:47,487 My God! 812 00:59:51,090 --> 00:59:52,693 Oh, Scott! 813 00:59:54,327 --> 00:59:56,898 Where's me shilling? 814 00:59:57,763 --> 00:59:59,500 You again? 815 00:59:59,598 --> 01:00:01,001 Now, me boyo, 816 01:00:01,101 --> 01:00:03,473 it's time to cut you down to size. 817 01:00:03,570 --> 01:00:04,638 Who are you? 818 01:00:07,907 --> 01:00:09,310 Let's get out of here! 819 01:00:09,409 --> 01:00:13,351 Mitch, I want my money, and I want my money now. 820 01:00:13,447 --> 01:00:15,618 What the hell's going on here? 821 01:00:21,723 --> 01:00:23,126 You're in a lot of trouble. 822 01:00:23,226 --> 01:00:25,664 - Out of me way! - Hey! Stay there. 823 01:00:25,762 --> 01:00:28,166 I know you, you're that guy from the craps table. 824 01:00:28,264 --> 01:00:31,003 You know, you really should see a dermatologist or something, 825 01:00:31,100 --> 01:00:32,269 that's really bad. 826 01:00:32,369 --> 01:00:34,941 Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. 827 01:00:35,773 --> 01:00:37,009 Ahhh! 828 01:00:48,586 --> 01:00:50,323 That really hurt! 829 01:00:56,997 --> 01:00:58,265 We dance. 830 01:01:09,643 --> 01:01:13,117 Tell me, what was Judy Garland really like? 831 01:01:24,660 --> 01:01:27,400 They should have been willing to give me me shilling. 832 01:01:27,497 --> 01:01:30,401 But I've done well by sending them to hell! 833 01:01:35,039 --> 01:01:37,444 What are we gonna do? He's a monster! 834 01:01:37,541 --> 01:01:40,680 Nobody's gonna believe us if we tell them what we've seen! 835 01:01:40,778 --> 01:01:42,214 Oh! 836 01:01:45,750 --> 01:01:47,320 Scott, what's wrong? 837 01:01:47,420 --> 01:01:49,691 I don't know... 838 01:01:49,789 --> 01:01:51,023 My insides... 839 01:01:51,122 --> 01:01:53,227 It's like everything's twisted up. 840 01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:55,563 Oh, my God! 841 01:01:55,661 --> 01:01:57,531 What is it? What's wrong? 842 01:01:57,630 --> 01:01:58,966 Your face! 843 01:01:59,066 --> 01:02:00,602 I'm in trouble, Tammy. 844 01:02:01,734 --> 01:02:03,104 Help me! 845 01:02:05,606 --> 01:02:08,578 Scott, we gotta get out of here. 846 01:02:08,676 --> 01:02:10,111 Like you said... 847 01:02:10,211 --> 01:02:12,214 who's gonna believe us? 848 01:02:12,313 --> 01:02:13,582 I don't know... 849 01:02:16,551 --> 01:02:18,388 That's where it all happened. 850 01:02:18,487 --> 01:02:20,625 - Where? - At the pawn shop across the street. 851 01:02:20,723 --> 01:02:24,330 That's where I found the coin. I think that's where the answer is. 852 01:02:24,427 --> 01:02:26,364 Let's go check it out. 853 01:02:30,567 --> 01:02:32,571 Huh! I smell me shilling... 854 01:02:34,638 --> 01:02:38,212 and the gentle fragrance of a lady's perfume. 855 01:02:43,415 --> 01:02:45,685 Let it work, Iet it work, let it work! 856 01:02:47,453 --> 01:02:49,356 Let me be beautiful. 857 01:02:50,857 --> 01:02:53,928 Give me the body of a stacked 20 year-old. 858 01:02:57,697 --> 01:02:58,765 Please... 859 01:03:01,101 --> 01:03:03,739 I wanna be sexy... 860 01:03:03,837 --> 01:03:05,874 and beautiful again. 861 01:03:08,776 --> 01:03:10,279 I wish. 862 01:03:22,725 --> 01:03:23,894 Yeah! 863 01:03:27,197 --> 01:03:28,599 Enter! 864 01:03:33,771 --> 01:03:35,240 Loretta? 865 01:03:35,341 --> 01:03:37,777 That's right, sweetheart! 866 01:03:37,875 --> 01:03:39,545 Little ol' me. 867 01:03:39,644 --> 01:03:43,251 0idn't I tell you one of these days I was gonna turn it around? 868 01:03:43,349 --> 01:03:45,520 But how? 869 01:03:45,619 --> 01:03:47,254 Magic. 870 01:03:47,353 --> 01:03:48,856 All I had to do... 871 01:03:48,954 --> 01:03:50,290 was wish for it. 872 01:03:51,858 --> 01:03:53,595 Pretty! Yours? 873 01:03:56,197 --> 01:03:59,235 Man, oh, man, o h Manisc heyitz! 874 01:03:59,333 --> 01:04:01,070 Look at those tits! 875 01:04:01,168 --> 01:04:06,012 I wish I was a man so I could iust screw myself right on the floor. 876 01:04:06,108 --> 01:04:08,512 And I dare you to feel that ass, Fazio. 877 01:04:08,610 --> 01:04:10,180 That's prime. 878 01:04:10,278 --> 01:04:12,348 All you had to do was wish for it? 879 01:04:12,447 --> 01:04:13,650 You got it! 880 01:04:13,749 --> 01:04:16,187 - Thanks! - You! Give that back to me! 881 01:04:16,285 --> 01:04:18,288 Give it back! Give it back right now! 882 01:04:19,455 --> 01:04:21,325 Thanks for the loan, Loretta. I owe you. 883 01:04:22,493 --> 01:04:24,663 You flaming faggot! 884 01:04:27,164 --> 01:04:30,036 But since there's a mirror in the room, 885 01:04:30,134 --> 01:04:32,271 I might as well stick around... 886 01:04:33,704 --> 01:04:35,174 and enioy it! 887 01:04:41,046 --> 01:04:43,986 All right, this had better work! 888 01:04:44,083 --> 01:04:45,251 I wish... 889 01:04:48,889 --> 01:04:50,257 I wish... 890 01:04:50,356 --> 01:04:53,964 that I was the greatest magician in the world! 891 01:05:07,142 --> 01:05:10,348 I am iust so damn gorgeous! 892 01:05:10,446 --> 01:05:14,353 They're gonna want me like they never wanted anybody before. 893 01:05:15,618 --> 01:05:17,588 And I'm gonna make 'em pay. 894 01:05:20,424 --> 01:05:21,893 Who the hell are you? 895 01:05:21,991 --> 01:05:23,994 I'm a leprechaun, me lass, 896 01:05:24,094 --> 01:05:25,831 and I'm gonna make you pay! 897 01:05:29,534 --> 01:05:30,602 What do you want? 898 01:05:30,702 --> 01:05:33,173 Your boobs are big, your butt is small, 899 01:05:33,270 --> 01:05:35,642 but still you're in for quite a fall! 900 01:05:35,741 --> 01:05:37,077 What are you talking about? 901 01:05:37,175 --> 01:05:39,179 Oh, what, didn't you hear? 902 01:05:39,278 --> 01:05:41,782 Bigger is good, butjumbo is dear. 903 01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:44,151 I'll give you boobs that come out to here. 904 01:05:50,290 --> 01:05:51,693 My babies! 905 01:05:54,628 --> 01:05:56,298 What are you doing to my babies? 906 01:05:57,766 --> 01:06:01,039 Those delightful lips, they'll get you some tips. 907 01:06:01,136 --> 01:06:04,910 But what about these? Aren't they big enough to please? 908 01:06:05,006 --> 01:06:07,243 No! What are you doing? 909 01:06:13,149 --> 01:06:15,386 Oh, a delightful little slut! 910 01:06:15,484 --> 01:06:17,255 But what about your butt? 911 01:06:22,859 --> 01:06:25,263 You little monster! 912 01:06:25,362 --> 01:06:27,266 Oh, my God! 913 01:06:51,392 --> 01:06:53,429 Feels like rain! 914 01:07:08,310 --> 01:07:10,983 Now that was quite a load to have to explode! 915 01:07:11,080 --> 01:07:14,019 What a lovely lass! I had to blow up your ass! 916 01:07:14,116 --> 01:07:15,920 But now I must hit the road. 917 01:07:24,629 --> 01:07:26,833 That's where I found the poor guy lying. 918 01:07:26,930 --> 01:07:28,833 And you think the leprechaun did it? 919 01:07:28,932 --> 01:07:30,135 Who else? 920 01:07:31,570 --> 01:07:33,774 Now, there was something on the computer... 921 01:07:33,873 --> 01:07:36,211 about gold coins and wishes... 922 01:07:36,308 --> 01:07:39,380 Finding the Ieprechaun's gold is hard to do. 923 01:07:39,478 --> 01:07:42,751 He sometimes keeps it in his hat, or hides it in the loo. 924 01:07:42,849 --> 01:07:43,850 That's a big help. 925 01:07:43,950 --> 01:07:46,989 lf you destroy his gold, you destroy the leprechaun, 926 01:07:47,087 --> 01:07:49,926 but mortals can never resist the power of gold. 927 01:07:50,023 --> 01:07:51,893 To them, being rich is more important... 928 01:07:51,992 --> 01:07:53,830 than doing what needs to be done. 929 01:07:53,928 --> 01:07:54,896 No way! 930 01:07:54,996 --> 01:07:57,101 We find that gold, we're getting rid of it! 931 01:07:57,199 --> 01:08:00,003 Oh, no! How can you say that, darling? 932 01:08:00,101 --> 01:08:01,203 What? 933 01:08:01,303 --> 01:08:03,306 I didn't say that. 0id l? 934 01:08:04,139 --> 01:08:05,140 Oh! 935 01:08:06,209 --> 01:08:07,177 What's wrong? 936 01:08:07,277 --> 01:08:09,046 - Get it out of sight! - What is it? 937 01:08:09,144 --> 01:08:10,246 Get it out! 938 01:08:10,346 --> 01:08:13,085 Okay. Is that better? 939 01:08:13,182 --> 01:08:14,652 Yeah. 940 01:08:14,752 --> 01:08:16,522 I'm okay, l-- 941 01:08:16,620 --> 01:08:18,624 I feel so weird... 942 01:08:18,723 --> 01:08:21,227 Scott, I think we should just get in your car 943 01:08:21,325 --> 01:08:23,930 and get out of here. While we still can. 944 01:08:24,028 --> 01:08:25,664 I can't. 945 01:08:25,764 --> 01:08:27,835 You need to see a doctor. 946 01:08:27,934 --> 01:08:29,770 Not yet. 947 01:08:29,868 --> 01:08:31,738 There's something here, 948 01:08:31,837 --> 01:08:35,912 something I need or want very badly. 949 01:08:36,008 --> 01:08:38,580 I don't know what it is. 950 01:08:38,679 --> 01:08:40,548 Maybe you should go. 951 01:08:40,646 --> 01:08:43,251 No way. I'm not leaving you, Scott. 952 01:08:55,430 --> 01:08:56,833 Wow. 953 01:08:56,932 --> 01:08:58,835 Look at all this stuff. 954 01:09:01,704 --> 01:09:04,342 Yeah, it's like a junkyard in here. 955 01:09:05,607 --> 01:09:07,445 Spooky! 956 01:09:08,812 --> 01:09:10,850 What exactly are we looking for? 957 01:09:10,948 --> 01:09:12,583 I'm not sure. 958 01:09:12,682 --> 01:09:14,519 Some clue as to what happened to me. 959 01:09:30,870 --> 01:09:33,574 Wait here, darlin'. I think I'm onto somethin'. 960 01:09:53,928 --> 01:09:55,731 I can smell it! 961 01:09:56,765 --> 01:09:58,636 0elicious! 962 01:10:15,152 --> 01:10:18,124 Oh! Isn't it lovely? 963 01:10:18,221 --> 01:10:20,359 A pot of gold for the taking. 964 01:10:33,105 --> 01:10:36,077 - Scott, you found it! - Aye, that I did! 965 01:10:36,175 --> 01:10:37,311 We can destroy it. 966 01:10:37,410 --> 01:10:38,779 Remember what the computer said? 967 01:10:38,878 --> 01:10:42,386 lf we destroy the gold, we get rid of the leprechaun once and for all. 968 01:10:42,483 --> 01:10:43,651 0estroy it? 969 01:10:43,751 --> 01:10:45,788 Yeah! We have to. 970 01:10:45,886 --> 01:10:48,324 No, lass. We need to study it. 971 01:10:48,422 --> 01:10:51,161 We need to look at whatjingles and jangles. 972 01:10:51,258 --> 01:10:54,365 For science, you know, is the study of angles. 973 01:10:54,463 --> 01:10:56,667 Scott! What is happening? 974 01:10:56,765 --> 01:10:58,268 Nothing. 975 01:10:58,366 --> 01:10:59,736 Nothing, my beauty, nothing at all. 976 01:10:59,836 --> 01:11:01,171 I'm iust being sensible. 977 01:11:01,270 --> 01:11:02,872 No, you're not! 978 01:11:02,973 --> 01:11:05,411 0on't take a leprechaun's gold! 979 01:11:05,509 --> 01:11:08,213 Not if you want to live to be ripe and old. 980 01:11:08,311 --> 01:11:10,114 - You're hurting me! - Am l? 981 01:11:12,716 --> 01:11:14,319 Wow! 982 01:11:14,418 --> 01:11:15,888 What happened? 983 01:11:15,987 --> 01:11:18,291 I don't know, but don't Iet it happen again, 984 01:11:18,388 --> 01:11:20,259 because you're scaring me to death. 985 01:11:20,358 --> 01:11:22,361 lf anyone's scared to death... 986 01:11:22,460 --> 01:11:24,565 then let it be me doing the scaring. 987 01:11:25,498 --> 01:11:26,934 What...? 988 01:11:27,033 --> 01:11:29,337 I don't like what I'm seeing. 989 01:11:29,435 --> 01:11:31,873 Two leprechauns is one too many, lad. 990 01:11:33,172 --> 01:11:35,243 Scott! The gold! The gold! Make a wish! 991 01:11:35,342 --> 01:11:36,644 Wish him dead! 992 01:11:36,744 --> 01:11:39,013 All right, little monster! 993 01:11:39,112 --> 01:11:43,020 I wish you were encased in cement at the bottom of the ocean! 994 01:11:43,117 --> 01:11:45,755 Oh, no, please! Anything but that! 995 01:11:48,090 --> 01:11:49,892 You silly little twit! 996 01:11:49,992 --> 01:11:51,862 Have you forgotten the charm? 997 01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:53,963 A leprechaun's gold 998 01:11:54,062 --> 01:11:55,966 can do him no harm! 999 01:11:59,768 --> 01:12:00,669 Scott! 1000 01:12:00,770 --> 01:12:02,105 Oh! 1001 01:12:02,204 --> 01:12:04,409 So, for pulling this trick, 1002 01:12:04,507 --> 01:12:05,877 I'll chop off your dick! 1003 01:12:11,148 --> 01:12:12,718 Oh, me little darling! 1004 01:12:19,025 --> 01:12:20,059 Oh! 1005 01:12:21,193 --> 01:12:22,128 - Come on! - Nice pitch! 1006 01:12:22,227 --> 01:12:24,130 I pitch for the Vegas All Stars. 1007 01:12:25,798 --> 01:12:27,301 Oh, me aching noggin! 1008 01:12:34,407 --> 01:12:38,015 When I catch up with those two I'll give them a good scragging. 1009 01:12:50,593 --> 01:12:51,560 Oh! 1010 01:12:51,659 --> 01:12:53,563 Oh, no, Scott! Is it starting again? 1011 01:12:53,662 --> 01:12:55,198 Yeah. 1012 01:12:55,297 --> 01:12:56,532 My insides... 1013 01:12:56,632 --> 01:12:58,770 I feel like I'm being torn apart. 1014 01:12:59,936 --> 01:13:01,706 Oh, no! 1015 01:13:01,806 --> 01:13:03,742 Scott, we're going to the hospital now! 1016 01:13:05,775 --> 01:13:06,978 Get in! 1017 01:13:17,388 --> 01:13:20,628 You can run, me boyo, but yo u can't hide! 1018 01:13:23,595 --> 01:13:25,031 Scott! 1019 01:13:25,131 --> 01:13:27,936 - What happened? - He bit me. 1020 01:13:28,034 --> 01:13:29,804 At the casino. 1021 01:13:29,903 --> 01:13:32,541 Miss! Miss! 1022 01:13:32,640 --> 01:13:33,941 Jesus Christ! 1023 01:13:34,041 --> 01:13:37,247 - Can we get some help here? - What's the trouble here? 1024 01:13:40,081 --> 01:13:41,851 What the hell is this? 1025 01:13:41,950 --> 01:13:44,989 Get me a gurney. Get this man into isolation, stat! 1026 01:13:47,722 --> 01:13:48,857 Come on! 1027 01:13:49,892 --> 01:13:52,029 - Just wait here. - No, I wanna be with him. 1028 01:13:52,128 --> 01:13:55,334 Nobody's gonna be with him until we know what the problem is. 1029 01:13:55,430 --> 01:13:56,633 God! 1030 01:14:01,371 --> 01:14:02,873 Get out of the road! 1031 01:14:14,753 --> 01:14:16,755 Oh! 1032 01:14:25,465 --> 01:14:27,836 Looks like some kind of virulent fungus. 1033 01:14:27,934 --> 01:14:29,537 I've never seen anything like it. 1034 01:14:29,636 --> 01:14:31,874 Hmm... must be metastasizing down the right quadrant, 1035 01:14:31,972 --> 01:14:33,875 moving into the lower thoracic area. 1036 01:14:33,974 --> 01:14:36,212 Let's get this man on antibiotics right away! 1037 01:14:42,651 --> 01:14:43,986 Hold him, for God's sake! 1038 01:14:44,086 --> 01:14:46,090 Take it easy, son. We're here to help. 1039 01:15:10,749 --> 01:15:12,786 Give him a sedative, damn it! 1040 01:15:13,718 --> 01:15:15,054 Now listen to me! 1041 01:15:15,154 --> 01:15:17,325 This may mean the difference between living and dying. 1042 01:15:19,859 --> 01:15:21,929 0o you have health insurance? 1043 01:15:22,027 --> 01:15:23,898 0o you take Green Cross? 1044 01:15:28,468 --> 01:15:29,602 Good God! 1045 01:15:31,305 --> 01:15:33,008 Forktus glottis! 1046 01:16:12,918 --> 01:16:15,323 What the hell is taking them so long? 1047 01:16:15,421 --> 01:16:19,296 Tammy Larson, please report to the morgue. 1048 01:16:19,393 --> 01:16:20,361 Oh, no! 1049 01:16:20,461 --> 01:16:23,500 Tammy Larson, please report to the morgue. 1050 01:16:29,670 --> 01:16:31,774 0octor, look at this! 1051 01:16:34,708 --> 01:16:36,913 - This is blood? - What the hell is going on? 1052 01:16:37,011 --> 01:16:38,814 Bring me his encephalogram. 1053 01:16:43,618 --> 01:16:44,519 Really? 1054 01:16:46,490 --> 01:16:48,160 Where's his EKG? 1055 01:16:52,728 --> 01:16:57,205 lf this is some sort ofioke, I don't find it at all amusing. 1056 01:17:03,740 --> 01:17:06,212 Well, maybe he doesn't need health insurance. 1057 01:17:06,311 --> 01:17:10,285 Wow! Should I order a few more tests, doctor? 1058 01:17:10,383 --> 01:17:11,318 Let's see, uh... 1059 01:17:11,417 --> 01:17:14,723 He can afford an MRl, and Iet's give him a couple more EKGs, 1060 01:17:14,820 --> 01:17:17,993 - and he can use a spinal tap. - Maybe a bone scan? 1061 01:17:18,091 --> 01:17:20,830 Let's start with every test beginning with the letter A, 1062 01:17:20,927 --> 01:17:22,030 tomorrow the B's, 1063 01:17:22,129 --> 01:17:23,732 - and Thursday... - You play golf on Thursday. 1064 01:17:23,831 --> 01:17:25,934 Well, this is an emergency. 1065 01:17:29,703 --> 01:17:30,704 Hello? 1066 01:17:32,507 --> 01:17:33,710 Hello? 1067 01:17:35,176 --> 01:17:36,545 ls anybody here? 1068 01:17:40,048 --> 01:17:41,351 Hello? 1069 01:17:47,957 --> 01:17:49,760 Hello? Sir? 1070 01:17:51,228 --> 01:17:52,664 Excuse me? 1071 01:17:54,399 --> 01:17:55,501 Sir? 1072 01:17:58,835 --> 01:18:00,672 Excuse me, sir... 1073 01:18:12,251 --> 01:18:13,721 Oh, God! No! 1074 01:18:21,127 --> 01:18:23,098 Let me go, you son of a bitch! 1075 01:18:24,198 --> 01:18:27,704 Now, that's no way to speak about me mother, bless her greedy soul. 1076 01:18:44,921 --> 01:18:47,159 Now, me boyos, I'll be checking out! 1077 01:18:49,058 --> 01:18:51,028 Take care of the patient! 1078 01:18:51,128 --> 01:18:53,098 Ah, an angel of mercy! 1079 01:18:58,136 --> 01:18:59,771 Nurse! Take this patient! 1080 01:19:17,558 --> 01:19:20,296 Now that's what I call managed health care. 1081 01:19:24,698 --> 01:19:26,535 What's that I smell? 1082 01:19:26,635 --> 01:19:29,006 Would it be me brother from hell? 1083 01:19:30,071 --> 01:19:30,806 Right. 1084 01:19:30,905 --> 01:19:33,844 Now that you're in place, I'll slice up your face. 1085 01:19:33,941 --> 01:19:35,945 Oh, no! Scott! 1086 01:19:36,045 --> 01:19:37,615 Scott, help me! Please! 1087 01:19:38,947 --> 01:19:41,084 Now don't be afraid, Iass. 1088 01:19:41,183 --> 01:19:42,719 I'll only remove the front part. 1089 01:19:42,818 --> 01:19:44,454 No, please! 1090 01:19:44,554 --> 01:19:46,425 I want me shilling! 1091 01:19:46,524 --> 01:19:49,563 I don't have it. I swear, I don't have it. 1092 01:19:51,361 --> 01:19:53,099 What a pity. 1093 01:19:53,197 --> 01:19:55,635 What? I don't suppose you want that nose... 1094 01:19:55,733 --> 01:19:58,338 There will be no charge for removing it. 1095 01:19:58,437 --> 01:20:00,174 No! No! No! 1096 01:20:01,673 --> 01:20:03,811 Cut her nose and I'll hack off your toes! 1097 01:20:10,718 --> 01:20:12,287 Back off, you renegade, 1098 01:20:12,385 --> 01:20:14,923 before I make you eat that blade! 1099 01:20:15,021 --> 01:20:16,924 Power to power, 1100 01:20:17,024 --> 01:20:18,861 you've much to learn, 1101 01:20:18,959 --> 01:20:20,595 taller or shorter, 1102 01:20:20,695 --> 01:20:22,431 I'll make you burn. 1103 01:20:24,432 --> 01:20:25,534 Whoa! 1104 01:20:28,236 --> 01:20:30,139 Now where's me shilling? 1105 01:20:30,239 --> 01:20:32,076 Fazio's the one with your shilling! 1106 01:20:32,174 --> 01:20:33,943 It's him you should be killing! 1107 01:20:35,211 --> 01:20:36,279 Fazio's magic, 1108 01:20:36,378 --> 01:20:38,048 pathetic and lame, 1109 01:20:38,147 --> 01:20:39,850 will soon turn tragic 1110 01:20:39,949 --> 01:20:41,787 and me shilling I'll claim! 1111 01:20:50,027 --> 01:20:52,599 Leave him alone. You've got what you want. 1112 01:20:52,698 --> 01:20:54,901 No, me dear, you shall not pass. 1113 01:20:54,999 --> 01:20:57,069 I'll raise me boot and kick your... 1114 01:20:57,168 --> 01:20:58,604 Aaah! 1115 01:21:07,012 --> 01:21:08,548 Put it away! 1116 01:21:11,752 --> 01:21:16,327 Ladies and gentlemen, The Burning Beauty! 1117 01:21:21,061 --> 01:21:24,234 A new illusion I have just developed! 1118 01:21:24,332 --> 01:21:28,206 Now, for the first time on any stage, 1119 01:21:28,303 --> 01:21:31,175 our lovely volunteer from the audience... 1120 01:21:31,273 --> 01:21:34,881 trapped inside a burning hell... 1121 01:21:38,414 --> 01:21:39,850 Will she come out alive? 1122 01:21:41,385 --> 01:21:43,322 Or medium well? 1123 01:21:52,463 --> 01:21:54,634 He's going after the shilling. 1124 01:21:54,733 --> 01:21:56,269 Fazio has it. 1125 01:21:57,837 --> 01:22:00,876 I've got to destroy him to save meself. 1126 01:22:00,972 --> 01:22:03,177 ls that possible? Will that work? 1127 01:22:03,275 --> 01:22:05,580 I feel it. 1128 01:22:05,679 --> 01:22:07,849 I'm part of whatever he is. 1129 01:22:07,947 --> 01:22:10,218 Well, maybe we won't have to destroy him. 1130 01:22:10,317 --> 01:22:13,924 lf we can find the shilling, we can wish you back to normal. 1131 01:22:14,020 --> 01:22:15,823 Listen to me. 1132 01:22:15,923 --> 01:22:17,759 I don't want you going in with me. 1133 01:22:17,859 --> 01:22:20,564 When we get to the casino, drop me off. 1134 01:22:20,661 --> 01:22:23,567 I want you to get out of there. Go someplace safe. 1135 01:22:23,665 --> 01:22:24,767 No! 1136 01:22:25,901 --> 01:22:27,938 We started this together. 1137 01:22:28,036 --> 01:22:29,838 We're gonna finish it that way. 1138 01:22:33,643 --> 01:22:35,613 And now, a word of warning. 1139 01:22:35,713 --> 01:22:39,653 lf any of you in the audience are the least bit squeamish, 1140 01:22:39,749 --> 01:22:43,056 I suggest you leave the theatre. 1141 01:22:43,153 --> 01:22:47,529 Fazio's illusions are very, very... 1142 01:22:47,626 --> 01:22:48,761 real! 1143 01:23:10,784 --> 01:23:13,322 - Who the hell are you? - No reason for alarm. 1144 01:23:13,420 --> 01:23:15,892 Give me the coin and you'll come to no harm. 1145 01:23:17,792 --> 01:23:21,031 lt'd be a cold day in hell before I give up this coin, 1146 01:23:21,129 --> 01:23:23,433 so take a hike before I call security? 1147 01:23:23,531 --> 01:23:24,867 You're making a mistake. 1148 01:23:24,966 --> 01:23:27,004 As a magician, you're a pathetic fake. 1149 01:23:35,211 --> 01:23:37,181 Scott, hang on! We're almost there! 1150 01:23:37,280 --> 01:23:38,549 Hang on! 1151 01:23:49,394 --> 01:23:51,766 Get me out of this thing. Get me out! 1152 01:23:51,864 --> 01:23:54,668 A pleasure it'll be to get you out, and set you free-- 1153 01:23:56,468 --> 01:23:58,004 with this! 1154 01:24:02,008 --> 01:24:03,243 With Fazio the Great 1155 01:24:03,343 --> 01:24:04,745 we had a good laugh. 1156 01:24:04,844 --> 01:24:06,480 Shall I start up this saw 1157 01:24:06,580 --> 01:24:07,949 and cut him in half? 1158 01:24:08,047 --> 01:24:09,316 Yeah or nay? 1159 01:24:09,416 --> 01:24:11,253 Audience; yes, yes, yes! 1160 01:24:12,454 --> 01:24:13,421 No! 1161 01:24:14,990 --> 01:24:16,025 No, no! 1162 01:24:17,959 --> 01:24:19,863 My audience, no! N�, you loye me! 1163 01:24:19,962 --> 01:24:21,130 you loye me, no! 1164 01:24:22,798 --> 01:24:24,500 I can't hear you! 1165 01:24:39,082 --> 01:24:39,983 Oh, no! 1166 01:24:40,083 --> 01:24:41,051 Now, me boyo, 1167 01:24:41,151 --> 01:24:43,022 where's me shilling? 1168 01:24:43,121 --> 01:24:44,489 You're bluffing! 1169 01:24:44,589 --> 01:24:46,626 There's a whole room full of witnesses. 1170 01:24:46,724 --> 01:24:48,360 Oh, too bad! 1171 01:24:48,459 --> 01:24:50,229 Forcing me to split in two 1172 01:24:50,329 --> 01:24:52,399 a nice young lad such as you. 1173 01:24:54,901 --> 01:24:58,007 I wish I was in Caesar's Palace right now! 1174 01:24:58,103 --> 01:25:00,207 No, lad. You've had your wish. 1175 01:25:00,306 --> 01:25:02,343 Now I'll have mine. 1176 01:25:07,113 --> 01:25:08,281 Aahh! 1177 01:25:10,351 --> 01:25:12,021 This way! 1178 01:25:40,785 --> 01:25:42,287 Caesar's Palace... 1179 01:26:00,774 --> 01:26:03,279 - Liste n to me , eyerybody! - This man's a ma\codeiac# 1180 01:26:03,376 --> 01:26:06,850 For your own safety, get out of the room! 1181 01:26:09,917 --> 01:26:11,453 Come on, everybody out, hurry! 1182 01:26:13,789 --> 01:26:14,891 Aaah! 1183 01:26:36,747 --> 01:26:37,716 Hurry, hurry! 1184 01:26:37,816 --> 01:26:39,151 Oh, God! 1185 01:26:39,250 --> 01:26:40,785 Scott! The shilling! 1186 01:26:40,885 --> 01:26:42,221 I wish Scott was... 1187 01:26:45,023 --> 01:26:46,894 No wish for you, darling. 1188 01:26:46,993 --> 01:26:49,063 Now I'll peel you like a grape. 1189 01:26:49,162 --> 01:26:50,664 Hold it! 1190 01:26:52,932 --> 01:26:54,000 Now wait, lad. 1191 01:26:54,100 --> 01:26:55,971 What are you doing? We're brothers. 1192 01:26:56,069 --> 01:26:57,972 I don't think so. 1193 01:27:05,279 --> 01:27:07,417 Scott.. . 1194 01:27:07,515 --> 01:27:10,187 come over to the green side. I'll make you rich. 1195 01:27:13,855 --> 01:27:15,158 There it is, 1196 01:27:15,256 --> 01:27:16,826 yours for the taking. 1197 01:27:16,926 --> 01:27:18,529 You'll share nothing! 1198 01:27:18,627 --> 01:27:20,530 I know how you are, you're only bluffing. 1199 01:27:20,630 --> 01:27:22,299 Trust me, lad, 1200 01:27:22,398 --> 01:27:24,301 one devilish creature to another. 1201 01:27:29,673 --> 01:27:31,477 Ah! That's me boy. 1202 01:27:31,576 --> 01:27:33,045 We're alike, me and you. 1203 01:27:33,144 --> 01:27:34,814 Evil as hell all the way thro'ugh. 1204 01:27:36,314 --> 01:27:37,582 No, Scott! 1205 01:27:40,018 --> 01:27:42,123 He's not like you! 1206 01:27:42,222 --> 01:27:44,191 0on't listen to him. 1207 01:27:47,227 --> 01:27:48,495 She's right! 1208 01:27:48,594 --> 01:27:50,365 I'm not like you. 1209 01:27:50,463 --> 01:27:52,200 I'll never be like you! 1210 01:27:52,298 --> 01:27:54,802 Put it down, lad, you can't hurt me. 1211 01:27:54,901 --> 01:27:57,206 You should know that by now. 1212 01:27:57,303 --> 01:27:59,140 Think of the gold, Scott, 1213 01:27:59,240 --> 01:28:01,078 the power it can give you. 1214 01:28:01,176 --> 01:28:03,179 The gold, Scott. 1215 01:28:03,277 --> 01:28:05,414 His power lies in the gold. 1216 01:28:05,512 --> 01:28:07,884 We'll share it, I promise. 1217 01:28:07,983 --> 01:28:09,853 Share this, pal! 1218 01:28:11,453 --> 01:28:12,923 Aaargh! 1219 01:28:13,022 --> 01:28:14,124 No, me gold! 1220 01:28:14,222 --> 01:28:15,358 Aaargh! 1221 01:28:41,687 --> 01:28:42,955 Scott... Scott! 1222 01:28:52,632 --> 01:28:55,237 Oh, my God! You're back! 1223 01:28:55,335 --> 01:28:57,238 You're normal again. 1224 01:29:02,343 --> 01:29:04,013 Oh, I can't believe it! 1225 01:29:19,996 --> 01:29:23,871 I can't wait to get out of here and leave this nightmare behind. 1226 01:29:23,967 --> 01:29:26,739 Well, we won't be Ieaving it all behind. 1227 01:29:26,837 --> 01:29:28,339 What do you mean? 1228 01:29:28,438 --> 01:29:30,509 I found this. 1229 01:29:30,607 --> 01:29:32,510 What do you think? 1230 01:29:32,609 --> 01:29:35,081 We can have iust about anything we want. 1231 01:29:38,650 --> 01:29:40,085 It's your call. 1232 01:29:46,059 --> 01:29:47,528 I don't know... 1233 01:29:47,627 --> 01:29:50,098 I think I have everything I want. 1234 01:29:53,767 --> 01:29:55,337 You know something, sweetheart? 1235 01:29:55,435 --> 01:29:58,207 This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship. 86089