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No potty breaks.

Dude, stop the truck. ou can leave us here. It's fine.

Hey, how far is the lake?

About a mile east.

Perfect, because I need a bath.

Not that I don't love this sexy, impulsive thing, 'cause I do.

But what are the chances we're gonna get lost

know, we're gonna die horribly?

Look, you keep talking like that nd you're gonna start lactating.

Wow. It's so beautiful here.

And real scary, huh?

Okay, fine.

Make fun of me.

But when a wolverine comes out auls you, you're gonna be sorry.

And you're naked.

You noticed.

God.

What are you laughing at, pal? I meant to do that.

-You laughing at me? -Yeah.

What's that?

Come on, the water's cold. It shrinks a little bit.

I don't hear anything.

-Come on. I got an idea. -Oh, my God.

God, something bit me.

Yeah, like perhaps Wolverine?

Help!

Oh, my God!

Jason!

big guy. You wanna come inside?

Your mom needs some help.

-Sure, Dad. -Okay.

Sadie!

No cell phone reception. 's like we've gone back in time.

can this place smell of cookies and foot cream simultaneously?

Well, they were of Aunt Sadie's favorite things.

That and dropping F-bombs.

gonna miss that at Thanksgiving.

she always blame it on the dog? -Yeah.

You know, as both your wife and your real estate agent,

pretty much say with confidence most of this crap has gotta go.

It's gonna be a huge job.

, but we can't bring it all back to the house.

She was eccentric.

Really?

ferent word popped into my mind.

now, everything's almost exactly how I remember it.

I mean, I never thought that...

Well, I never thought be cleaning out her cabin, so...

I'm selling part of my childhood with this place.

. But it's best we stay in town.

-Can I have that? -No.

-Yeah, sure. -No.

-Yeah. -Yes.

I have a pop quiz for you, Mr. EPA Scientist. Okay?

So what kind of animal lives in a tank like that one?

ey's on that lizard right there.

-What? -Is there nothing there?

l, that was probably my mistake, I thought it was...

Funny!

Freak out the city girl.

Just 'cause I don't share he Bickerman infatuation with...

What? Life? Nature?

you. Disgusting creatures to me.

well, heads up for both of you,

there might be an escaped lizard somewhere in the house.

Can we keep it?

Absolutely not. No. Besides, you already have a pet.

Crocodiles aren't pets.

l, they are to some people, pal.

Not if they're stuffed.

You know what?

any kind of vermin in the house, ur dad is gonna take care of it.

Dad?

ompletely humane way, of course.

Sure. Sit down.

-Mr. Bickerman? -Hey, Nate. Nathan. Come on in.

Sheriff Willinger.

-Hey. Susan. -Hey.

It's been a while.

lmost a year since Sadie passed.

as going by, I saw your vehicle.

thought I'd drop in and say hey.

-Yeah, of course. -Yeah.

Takes after Sadie, huh?

ld you give us a minute, please?

-Okay. -Thanks.

Yeah, we haven't told him, so...

I don't blame you.

age, that would raise questions you don't have answers to.

I'd like to know what your aunt was doing feeding wild crocs.

Well, she was lonely.

I mean, I know we live in town.

out here that much. And with...

now, ever since Connor was born, and our jobs, it's...

Well, there's never enough time.

And now the place is for sale.

a year for us to drive out here clean up Sadie's stuff. It's...

You know, believe me, this isn't easy for me. We...

If we had a choice, probably wouldn't even sell it.

's not like we can come out here and have a picnic

and forget about what happened.

t even like bringing Connor here for a few hours.

Well, that's understandable.

I'd like you to know at I've been all over that lake.

Back to front, top to bottom, had a sonar rig brought in.

you, ma'am, there ain't nothing n that lake bigger than a trout.

Yeah, but you can never be sure.

-Right? hen my predecessor left the job,

ounty wanted to hire somebody... -Hey, where are you going?

...who could guarantee that what happened here

n't happen again, and that's me.

, you're gonna have to trust me.

know? I've seen things that are t worse than what happened here.

Hell, I had a 6'5" cross-dresser come at me with a machete.

What I'm trying to say is,

in this world it's the people ta worry about, not the animals.

-I'm gonna be on my way, here. -Sure, sure.

Thank you for coming by.

You take care, now.

is that if the lake is cleared, there's no reason to sell.

Nathan, we didn't even come here when Sadie was alive.

But, I mean, no one knows better how bad the market is right now.

just saying, why don't we wait?

test it out. We could... Please?

You know what? Fine. Okay. wait until the market recovers.

or is not swimming in that lake. -Done.

he's not gonna make any friends

if we keep dragging him off to the middle of nowhere.

Well...

Connor?

-Where'd he go? -I don't know.

tle guy. I'm not gonna hurt you.

t a pet after all. Lots of them.

Connor! Don't run off without telling us, okay?

-Sorry. -Come on.

We're driving back to town.

.m. and you're not on the trail.

-You going soft on me? -Yeah.

-I thought you had a big day. -I do.

I at least get a "good morning"?

Sorry. We lost another one.

gnal from the elk's radio collar went and became erratic,

and then we lost it completely yesterday afternoon, so...

is one is gonna be the last one.

Meaning you know what's been happening to them?

I think it's a poacher.

I think they're bringing hunters e land. I think it's a business.

And...

I hope you find your bad guy.

Good morning.

And don't forget to say goodbye to your zoologist-in-training.

t. Hey, is Vica coming by today?

has to take her dog to the vet.

Something about it having another panic attack,

but I promised Connor d the day with him anyway, so...

onnor, I'm heading out the door.

You wanna say goodbye to me before I leave? Love you.

-Goodbye? When did you get back? night. Something came up at work

and I will tell you all about it when I get home, okay?

-But, Dad... -Hey, I got to go, okay?

Bye.

God! Mother of... you are going to summer school.

ou've been on there all morning. When are you gonna be done?

honey. There are a lot of cabins that need renting

e so many people counting on me.

wo hours, tops, okay? I promise.

don't you just go play outside?

Connor?

Feeding time.

That's all I got.

Hey, no eating the cook.

'll try to bring more next time.

Where is it?

ound back. Tried to take a chunk out of one of my customers.

It's wicked big.

k he came up through the toilet.

You're wasting my time.

Take it easy, Tony.

I wish I could believe you.

t was a one-night stand, Marsha. She meant nothing to me.

absolutely no feelings for her. -But this is how...

He was kissing Jessica before the last commercial.

san's little one? The little one the same hair and eyes as yours.

Susan? Susan means absolutely nothing to me.

Where's my mom?

Connor, where have you been?

Forgot my phone.

Where are you going?

am so sorry, but I have a thing.

What was I saying?

I have a last minute open house.

o I am gonna leave you with Vica for the rest of the day

tomorrow we will go see a movie. I promise.

But you said that we'd...

Connor, this is important. Please understand.

ut I need to show you something.

Well, show me when I get home,

I love you so much.

Bye.

You got to stay away from those cookies, boy.

You seem to have gained of weight since I last saw you.

About two minutes ago.

Well, I...

e me, I'd kick your little butt.

Parents' number. And not the fake one, either.

Gotta be out here somewhere.

God!

Sorry. Sorry.

think you knocked out a filling.

know the name of a good dentist in town, if you need one.

Thanks for the tip. n call it with your space phone.

Space phone? Yeah, good one. s a radar antenna. Are you okay?

Yeah, I'll let you know.

I'm a zoologist. project for the EPA on elk, so.

Elk? Like deer with big antlers?

h, but don't tell the deer that.

eriously, Connor? Stealing meat? -No, I...

Mr. Dimitri, I am so sorry. done anything like this before.

Really?

Yeah, he just loves meat. Ever since he was wee high...

Well, goody-goody for him.

he has to do now is pay for it.

Nobody wants to buy used meat.

No, of course.

-It's not for me, it's for... -Connor,

I want you to go straight home and wait for me in your room.

-But, Mom... -Now.

se this will never happen again.

a good kid, really. He's just...

He's a little bored,

and that is my fault, not his.

So, how much do I owe you?

Just to let you know, chicken went off sale yesterday.

So, are they usually like that?

Well, unless there's a species ing-elk-head I haven't heard of,

nna go out on a limb and say no.

Sorry. Excuse me.

-Hello. -Hey.

I just got pulled away m one of the biggest commissions

to bail your son from Dimitri's,

was being held for shoplifting.

Shoplifting? Okay, tell Dimitri for whatever candy bar he stole.

it, honey, but it wasn't candy.

he had a backpack full of meat.

He's stealing meat?

Yeah. And apparently, he's taken up smoking.

Smoking?

So, remind me to put a lock on the wine cabinet.

He said they're Vica's but she doesn't even smoke.

And speaking of Vica,

are we paying her to sit at home and watch TV

hilst Connor is out shoplifting?

least we're keeping one of them off the street.

not feed Connor the right things as a baby?

Did I eat too much chili when he was in my womb,

and now he's a sociopath?

What? He's not a sociopath.

ery kid does something like this at some point.

just... He's being a little boy.

tle boy who's been unsupervised.

Okay, put him on the phone, I wanna talk to him.

I sent him home.

t your day. For what it's worth, mine isn't going much better.

Really? Sorry. kay, well, I'll see you at home.

Okay. Bye, babe.

And I just hope you don't become a vegetarian any time soon.

I'm voting for pork chops.

Bye.

ut that. Cell reception out here in a lifetime opportunity, so...

what could have eaten the body? A bear?

I saw cougar tracks over there.

He wasn't asking you, Charlie. He was asking the zookeeper.

Zoologist.

-Isn't that what I said? -No.

I don't think it was a bear, but it may have been a cougar.

What did I say?

A cougar named Reba.

-You know what you did? -Yeah.

, sugar, could you pick that up?

you, handsome. You can keep it.

ould a hunter chop off the head?

Yeah, isn't the head supposed to be the best part?

what I keep trying to tell you, but you don't wanna go for it.

doesn't make rational sense, no. But that might be the point.

might be trying to mess with me.

Hunters are weird.

Yes.

o if it wasn't this cougar lady, then what was it?

I don't know.

f you guys run into any trouble,

there's a cabin on the other side of that point.

ck in there if you'd like, okay?

Yeah, what kind of trouble?

afe and don't mess with the elk.

All right? Sorry.

hope you find your moose killer. -Elk!

Whatever.

Excuse me, ere a Reba around here anywhere?

Just there? Thanks.

Excuse me.

-You Reba? -Depends on who's asking.

I contacted you, I'm Brett.

would make me Reba. Have a seat.

y say so, that photo in your ad, t don't do you no justice, Reba.

good buddy Walt here and myself,

t we were just getting ourselves a hunting guide,

girl, you are one fine package.

't you just such a sweet talker.

re miles away from civilization, been out there a few days,

missed everything you shot at, and your belly starts grumbling,

you're gonna appreciate my aim a lot more than my other assets.

If you receive my meaning.

l, I, for one, am a multi-tasker and I plan on appreciating both.

So,

s it? How'd you hear about Reba?

Internet.

Internet.

How about you two load your gear into my truck?

It's the big one out front.

on the back, gun rack up front,

sive bumper-sticker. You'll see.

All right. Let's go, Walt.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

All right. There.

Thank you.

So, Brett?

cards pretty close to the vest,

but I think I deserve to know what you're really doing here.

Your website said that...

I don't have a website.

ust say you're kind of a legend.

A legend?

Of what sort?

Bigfoot? Crop circles?

Global warming?

No. You know how to find things that don't wanna be found.

I'm looking for a girl.

irl that hangs out in the woods?

r the lake. I'm not really sure.

ght, look. I don't have a chance of finding her on my own,

and you're the only guide that goes into the area.

All right, then.

Elks for the yahoos. One Lois Lane for Superman here.

Where is it?

The meat stealer.

Your mother called. Go to room.

-Lost something? Like a lighter? -Give it back.

You tried to get me in trouble

putting this and the cigarettes in my backpack.

Give it back right now.

n ask my mom for the cigarettes.

Connor! Come back here. Your mother will be mad at me.

Okay, so I'm down to one hotdog. ou guys are gonna have to share.

Connor!

It was here.

Nathan, I am sick and tired f these false alarms and pranks.

ow, I drove all the way out here e you promised me a bloody mess.

-Now, where is it? -It was right here.

Teddy, stay.

on, Teddy, get away from there.

Wait.

Teddy, no.

Watch yourself.

Teddy, no! Come back, Teddy. No.

It's a stick.

Yeah.

Poor Teddy, now why you have a panic attack.

any elk did you say you've lost? -In the last six months?

Yeah.

Too many. ing to think it's not a poacher.

I checked that lake three times.

And, Nathan, I swear to God y eyes were open the whole time.

ow look, I may be from the city, ow my way around the wilderness.

you checked that lake was a year d a half ago, and things change.

Now, we owe it to the community to make sure that lake is clear.

t live with my head in the sand. I need evidence.

something just came and ate it?

what if the evidence is a stick?

e sophisticated sonar equipment.

We'd have to order it in. That would take days.

Okay.

t we do have the next best thing back at the station.

Well, great.

So you and I, we'll go back, come here, we'll check the lake.

w, nothing would make me happier than for you to be right.

ht. All right, let's go fishing.

Yes, dear.

es, dear. Why don't you do that?

I bought this with my own money.

, in New York City we got people who swear they've seen Elvis

at 63rd and Park.

We got people they've been abducted by aliens

and, yes, we've even got people r they've seen albino crocodiles

-in the subways. -Sheriff!

Shut up!

Wow! That's a little much oostook County, don't you think?

I believe a boy scout should always be prepared.

Especially one from Jersey.

ink the sun is better over here.

Connor? Connor, are you here?

I told you to go straight home.

Connor!

Mom,

I think I did something bad.

-Sweetie, is that blood? -No, no, no.

-What is... -It's not my blood. It's...

I was by the lake...

In the water. He's in the water!

You coming, Ellie?

Isn't it a little cold?

That's why we came out here.

Get out into the real world, the way things used to be.

w, when our ancestors came here, there were no heated pools.

They didn't have iPods either, but I noticed you brought yours.

Hey, at least you got away from he-who-must-not-be-named.

, let's not talk about it, okay?

ught a new bikini for this trip, so I have to use it,

er the water is freezing or not.

e, now she's got the right idea.

Or, I have a better idea.

don't we all just jump in naked?

That'd be hilarious, right?

You guys first.

It worked!

, I guess the image of you naked really did the trick.

He actually thought were gonna jump in there naked.

I know. He is so...

-Obnoxious, right? -I was gonna say funny.

You're kidding.

I'm gonna sleep with him" funny,

but like, "I'd set him up th one of my fat friends" funny.

Like you have any fat friends.

put on a ton of weight recently. -Tara!

-What? -She's pregnant, not fat.

all baby. She's not giving birth like, Andre the freaking Giant.

Have you heard from Brett?

o, if I wanted to talk to Brett, I would have brought my phone.

nna let him stew for a few days, or weeks. I haven't decided.

oes he know about you and Aaron?

What?

No, there's nothing to know.

-Seriously, there's nothing. -Yeah, right.

You ready?

-Yeah, let's go. -It's gonna be cold.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God!

It's good though, eh?

-What's going on? -I can't get through to my wife.

been able to get through to mine since '86.

Connor, try 911 again.

It won't go through.

Vica? Vica? Hold still, honey.

This is gonna hurt even worse.

Connor, find me something oak up the blood. Now, now, now.

Susan isn't gonna believe this.

I mean, "What did you do today?"

"I hunted a crocodile."

worked up over this, aren't you?

Yeah.

Okay. Here.

I'm sorry.

Okay. Connor, start talking.

I just wanted a pet.

Sweetie, what was it?

Mom!

Hey, Suze, guess what?

Vica...

-You there? -We don't know what...

-Can you hear me? -Okay, Susan,

ry to speak a little more slowly

-and calm down. -...at the cabin.

s at the cabin. She's terrified.

-And... And I don't know what... -Okay. Hey...

Come on. Let's load the guns.

It's not that I didn't wanna let the poor bastard live,

just, how many times do you get to shoot a giraffe?

-Hey. -Anyway, the zoo

to the souvenir shop after that. Can you imagine?

You're joking, right?

You shot an animal in captivity?

Just further proving that my philosophy is correct.

Hunting's not fair, o point in pretending otherwise.

What's that?

is is what guarantees you a shot at the big game.

what you're after. Right, Brett?

ke shooting and eating an animal you're not supposed to.

Stop the boat.

I usually don't take orders, but I'll let that one slide.

you see, college boy, a turtle?

Quiet.

hat one I'm not gonna let slide. at's gonna cost you an extra 20.

What did you see? Did you see Vica get bitten?

-No. -Then whose blood is this?

Teddy's.

He went too close to the water

ling him and he wouldn't listen.

Mom?

Yeah?

I fed them.

What?

The meat from our freezer.

at's why I stole from the store, use I couldn't feed them enough.

That's why they ate Vica's dog.

Connor,

you've been coming here, when we told you not to?

On my bike.

new there were dangerous animals in the lake

-and you didn't tell us? u would have made Dad kill them.

od. No, no, sweetie, he would... He would never have done that.

He would have moved them

and taken them someplace safe.

Is she going to be okay?

I don't know, sweetie. I...

Try the phone again, please.

Okay. Okay, Connor,

we have to get Vica into the car

d get her to the hospital. Okay?

eah, but what if they come back?

Doesn't all this take some of the fun out of it?

You know what? You're right.

I think that actually,

we should track their footprints and sniff the ground

where they mark their territory.

All right, guys, close enough.

e'll let your predator instincts take over from here, okay?

-Yep. -All right.

This is the fun part.

Walt! Walt! Walt!

No. No. Get off of me.

-Hurry up. -There's a crocodile.

-Walt! -Come on, get her here.

off of me. Get off of me. Walt!

No, don't be an idiot.

Now get off!

Damn it. That ain't right. t ain't anything close to right.

eed to get the hell out of here.

Yeah? To where?

, you're the guide, you tell me.

o. No. We can't just leave Walt. -Of course we can.

Something just ripped him to pieces back there.

let's all get back in the water. You grab an arm, you grab a leg

and I'll just bring up the rear. -Shut up.

Shut up?

-Shut up? Shut up? -Just calm down. Relax.

-Come on. -You shut up!

Hey!

Charlie?

Hey, man, Tara needs you. dy needs to check her for ticks.

Okay, Charlie. Enough's enough.

This isn't funny anymore. Get your ass back here.

God. Which direction did he go?

g Charlie, he's probably finding a quiet spot to whack off.

Why did we have to bring him? He gives me the creeps.

n't have brought either of them.

ve given us a chance to be alone d get to know each other better.

that's what this is about, huh?

I thought it was pretty obvious.

know, the first time I met you,

well, you had me after hello.

let's find Charlie first, okay?

Then we can talk what other movie lines you know.

aid you didn't like it out here, and then it was too cold,

now you wanna waste your time looking for Charlie goofball.

certainly bitch and moan a lot. now, I thought you'd be grateful

I asked you along, considering the alternative.

You guys?

Charlie, is that you?

Mail order piece of crap.

It doesn't work.

Here, this is for you.

has got explosive shells in it.

And this, this is a shark stick.

like a shotgun, but under water.

One shot from this he head right off a great white.

You're not a tranquilizer dart sort of guy, are you?

Damn straight.

n into this mythical "crocodile" s, let's get one thing straight.

I don't want any of your EPA, endangered species crap.

-Are we on the same page? -Yeah.

God, Charlie. If you wanna be Tom, I'll save you the trouble.

What the... Ellie, Aaron!

nother one of those deer things.

What's that?

Where'd it come from?

I'm not even sure I heard it.

Ellie.

So, what do you think did this?

I bet it was a shark.

A big shark, a Megalodon.

A megalo-what? the hell have you been smoking?

That's Charlie Burman, he's a college student.

He's here on a backpacking trip. 's friends with this guy I know.

e out here to find my girlfriend her from doing something stupid.

l, it seems like coming out here was already pretty stupid.

Sorry about your friend.

im. He's an idiot and a pervert.

Then I'm sorry he smells so bad.

So, what do we do now?

ur case, I'd finish high school.

Until then, get back to the lake and find our guns.

They're back.

nnor, come away from the window. can smell you through the glass.

-Is that true? -I don't know, honey. Just...

-Connor. -Dad!

Nathan!

usan, stay away from the window!

The bathroom. e's thick walls in the bathroom.

Help me with Vica.

Let them get closer.

Lay down. Here you go.

Five,

four, three...

Down, honey. Down.

...two, one.

ney, it's fine. Stay here, okay?

-But, Mom... -Connor!

Oh, my God.

-Nathan! -Hey, you okay?

-Where's Connor? -Dad!

-Connor! Hey, you okay? -Yeah.

-Tony? -Open up.

I officially owe you an apology.

Great. Now she's gone. Where the hell is she?

Tara!

No. No. No! No!

She was... She was...

ay. It's okay. Come on. Come on. It's okay. It's okay.

Don't worry. Don't worry. It's going to be okay.

Could be a gator.

I'm sure she's fine, his damsel in distress of yours.

This is about another guy. Yeah. s on a camping trip without you,

so you hire a hunting guide talk her through a state forest.

Totally normal.

For a complete jealous psycho.

What she do, orget her chastity belt at home?

ttle more complicated than that, and it's not your damn problem.

Not my problem?

etting you all back in one piece is my responsibility,

and I take it very seriously, thank you very much.

So the least you could do

is drop your "I got a stick college educated butt" attitude.

Yes, she came with another guy.

Damn, I'm good.

Hey, now guess what I found.

efore we all got unceremoniously jacked from my boat,

were following a tracking signal from an elk.

that elk, it seems, is actually

sing through the digestive tract of our gator friend.

I'm sorry to put it this way, ators go to where their food is.

hatever killed smelly over there knows where your girlfriend is.

have to do is follow him. Okay?

on, baby. Come on, talk to Mama.

Yes.

Nothing bigger than a trout?

I'd say that thing's little bigger than a damn trout!

know this is just a job for you, one I have left is in this room,

in danger because I trusted you.

It's gotta be 25 feet long.

up. Is that what you wanna hear? I'm sorry.

The big one, I have no idea. have been dropped from the sky.

Yeah, dropped from...

The elk.

s ago, the EPA re-introduced elk just down the river.

edators move towards their food.

possible that it didn't show up r because it wasn't in the lake.

n is, why'd they come back here?

I don't...

, did the big one follow the elk into the area?

I don't know.

It's an answer for the big one, but the smaller ones,

they've been here for months. Talk to your son.

Hey, I'm gonna go check and see what kind of shampoo you use.

You knew about them?

Come here. Come here.

Is this where you've been going on your bike every day?

u know, they almost killed Vica? You know they can kill you?

-Never hurt me. isten! They're not your friends.

e wild animals. And wild animals rules to ensure their survival.

ne of the rules is that they eat anything smaller than they are.

Do you understand that? They're not your friends.

ust something cool to play with. Both of you left me alone.

e about your stupid elk than me,

and Mom's always working.

thought it was a rule of nature parents took care of their kids.

My mistake.

Hey.

ll think we can get a good price for this place?

a fixer-upper, real curb-appeal, pets included.

Yeah. And I, for one, am ready bye to lake-side living forever.

k we should make a break for it.

Vica's gonna make it if we wait

and we still have a couple hours of daylight left.

-Yeah, but she can't walk. -We can carry her.

I know you're scared.

But with Willinger covering us, we should be able to make it.

Okay.

You sure?

gonna have to get the car close we're gonna get everyone inside.

-All right. -Okay.

take care of your mother. Okay?

-Okay. -Okay.

Looks like re actually gonna do this thing.

I love you.

-If something happens... -It won't.

es, I'll keep Connor safe, okay?

I was gonna say, "Come save us."

Let's do this.

e on, come on. Come on, come on.

Go.

-Let's go! -I'm trying!

That one's new!

Mom, Mom, what are you doing?

Connor, stay here. I mean it.

ou have to press the red button. -What?

-How do you know that stuff? -It's always the red button.

Mom!

Susan, get back in the house.

Susan!

Mom!

Hey! Get away from her.

Come on.

No, no, no, no, no.

Susan, get to the cabin!

Go now! Go!

It's locked!

-Vica! -Vica, open the door.

-Vica! -Vica!

Open the door!

Back there.

-I wanna help! -Now, Connor!

Vica! Vica!

He's coming through.

You got us turned around. 't even know which way camp was.

heard a noise towards this way.

You heard gunshots. eally wanna go towards gunshots?

We wanna go towards...

Oh, my God!

my God. We need to get the hell away from here. Now!

-Tara! -Who the hell cares about Tara?

-Get up. Don't cry. Come on. -I can't.

-I can't. -I'm not gonna say it again.

Get up, damn it. being a little bitch and get up.

ng this way with or without you.

Brett's jacket. Brett's jacket. -What, are you crazy?

what the hell is going on here, but we need to leave.

I think he's looking for me.

You can't be serious. ett gives a rat's ass about you?

think he cares enough about you to get his shoes dirty?

were true, you wouldn't be here with me in the first place.

He's cheating on you, Ellie, body at school knows it but you.

No, no, no, no. Maybe he heard the gunshots.

Or maybe, maybe he fired them.

you put him on such a pedestal?

sn't give a rat's ass about you, he told me so himself.

He's not out looking for you.

He's back at school, probably freshman's dorm room right now.

camp a few miles away from here.

We find the camp and we can find our way home.

No, no. n turned around for an hour now.

The only way we know is towards the gunshots.

r choice. Let someone who really cares about you save you,

n go crying to Brett like usual.

. Please, please don't leave me.

You go in that direction and you're walking alone.

Please come with me.

Aaron! Aaron.

This is actually the most fun I've had in quite a while.

un. I can't tell if I'm excited,

'm going to throw up in my mouth from the terror.

-Just in case it's the latter. -All right.

We don't even know what the hell this thing is yet,

and I'm already picking out a spot on my wall for its head.

You know what? it's mutating and has two heads.

If that happens to be the case, I get them both.

s three heads, you can have one.

, I can hear you. My girlfriend?

w, if he wants one of the heads, I'm not giving him one of mine.

He can't have mine neither.

out here to fight wild animals.

y, you know what? Look, we can't lfriend if we're all gator crap.

chance, Brett. You gonna tell us re stalking your own girlfriend?

Wait a minute.

is is about a restraining order, there are ways around that.

Believe me, I know.

She's being lied to, about me.

guy, Aaron. He's a grad student. He was tutoring her for a while.

d her there was another girl and t opportunity to get between us.

takes her with him on this trip

and you can only guess what he's hoping to do with her.

I love it out here.

re's Dr. Phil when you need him?

Who's Dr. Phil?

It's not her.

Oh, my God. It's Tara.

-Brett, get back. best friend. She must be close.

ind her. Ellie! Can you hear me?

Shut up.

's one way to bring them closer.

Can you hear me?

t up! Jonas, you ready for this?

-Try not to mess up its head. -Heads.

Ellie!

hat's gotta be the hottest thing I've ever seen.

Shit.

He's awake.

right, get Connor ready to run. -Right.

Need a bigger gun. Definitely need a bigger gun.

Wait!

Stop!

What was I thinking?

Give me that.

'm afraid that I have to ban you from ever participating

hunting expeditions, ever again.

Something in the contract not blowing holes in the guide.

No complaints from me.

That bastard ruined my pants and he stole my knife.

ll, you stabbed him in the face.

Yeah, I know. And I would have carved my name in his hide

ad it not got stuck in his head.

As for your bellyaching,

it's not the first time 've been shot by someone I know.

is the first time I've been hit.

afraid I'm not going to be able to walk out of here.

The boat.

boat? Yeah. Getting in the water a fine idea to me, college boy.

ss you can think of another way.

Actually, no, I can't.

No way to keep our orientation with the sun going down.

get in the boat, where do we go?

Only one place to go.

n on the other side of the lake.

ving a bit of a misunderstanding with the owner,

ybody's there when we get there, he elk poaching on the down low.

'm the one with the injured leg, Rambo, okay? Let's go.

What about Ellie?

We can't go looking for her now. We wouldn't know where to look.

You think she's dead, don't you? -I didn't say that.

Look, I can't know for sure,

but we wouldn't do her any good get ourselves killed, would we?

Those were crocodiles. 've read enough about crocodiles

now they don't stop killing food just because they're full.

They also don't travel very far hey don't have to. She's nearby.

r you do, do not start screaming like you did the last time.

She's my girlfriend!

ny kind of normal relationships, you'd understand.

Normal?

Jonas and I chase fter a killer crocodile for you,

practically playing 20 questions

figure out what would drive you low Ellie in here to begin with.

d may I point out that we didn't even know the damsel's name

until you start screaming it at the top of your lungs,

cting that monster that came out e woods and bit off Jonas' head.

And how the hell do you know e any normal relationships, huh?

I know all about you. our boo-hooing about Miss Ellie,

but did you ask me one question, e question about me and my life?

Okay!

Do you have a boyfriend?

don't have a boyfriend, dumbass.

That was hypothetical.

Now that you know all about me, the boat and go someplace safe.

No, I won't.

-Really? -Not without Ellie.

Yeah?

see how you like being dragged.

-Johnny Law. -Nathan, actually.

ave introduced myself last time, asked for your hunter's license

spit tobacco juice on my shoes.

Yeah? I'm a shy girl.

you got a bit of an infestation very unusual variety out there.

ks like they got you pretty bad.

re four of us. And the other two

didn't fare as well.

But the crocs didn't shoot me.

-That one did. -I already said I was sorry.

Thanks for taking us in, t we need to get back out there.

-I'm Brett, by the way. -Nathan.

Hey. Susan. This is Connor.

would you wanna go back outside? Are you crazy?

lfriend's out there on the lake.

We were looking for her ba decided to come here instead.

better off behind a closed door than running around in the dark.

we need to get back on the boat and find Ellie.

e been trapped in here for hours

here's the very real possibility that help isn't coming.

Now, we can't let you take our only means of transportation

and go and get yourself killed.

Especially when that only means of transportation belongs to me.

back in the boat. We find Ellie, we get the hell away from here.

Ellie's on the lake. Now we need to get to safety.

That's connecting to the river and going down to town.

Those are opposite directions.

No! This isn't up for debate. We're not leaving her.

We don't even know where she is.

y wife and my son are right here and I can't risk their lives

on the chance or the possibility that she might be out there.

Sensible conversation didn't get me very far with her.

I'm sorry to have to do this.

I already shot someone today. I don't mind doing it again.

Get away from the door.

ne time to grow yourself a pair.

will come back for you, promise. Just as soon as I find her.

Ellie!

Ellie!

Brett?

Ellie!

Ellie!

Brett!

Ellie!

Brett!

Be back sooner than I thought.

Brett! Brett!

I'm coming back!

Brett, I'm here!

Ellie!

I'm here. I knew. I knew. Brett!

Connor, get in the bathroom and lock the door. Go!

Brett!

No, no.

Oh, my God. I knew. I knew.

Move away from the water!

What?

Get away from the water! Get away from the water!

Ellie!

Oh, my God!

What is that?

-I'm so sorry. -Hey...

No. You don't need to apologize.

for going with him. With Aaron. -Don't apologize. Don't.

No. No, don't apologize.

-I love you. I love you. -I love you.

Ellie, go. Go now. Go! Run! Now!

my God. What is... What is that?

Oh, my God!

Nicely done.

s get the hell out of here, now.

That's okay. ys come back for the head later.

Connor, stay close.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

me. It killed... It killed him. -Who? Who?

-Brett? -Brett.

-Nathan, the boat, now! -Right. Go! Go! Connor, come.

-You okay? -Yeah.

Keep trying.

Okay, plan B.

Here we go.

Yeah, I think we're safe.

What is that?

Go. Go. Go. Come on. Go.

Got her?

-Hello! -Hello!

Come on!

Over there.

What makes you think Dimitri's not gonna have locked his doors?

What now?

After you.

-Okay, let's put her down. -I'll call for help.

All right.

-Does anybody have a quarter? -No. No.

s 911, you don't need any money. -Okay, okay.

, no, no. It's going to be okay. We're gonna get out of here.

ut Connor? This is all my fault. should have been there for him.

This is my fault.

. Little Bickerman! Don't you...

Oh, my God! Run. Go, go, go!

Help! Help! Help!

Help!

Help! Help!

nor! Susan! Backdoor's open. Go!

No keys.

-Don't you know how to hot-wire? -I'm a zoologist.

-Connor! -Connor?

Keys.

This is the one and only time u're allowed to steal something.

Connor.

-Are we 07 or 08? -07!

Connor!

Dad! Lighter!

-Nate! Nate! -No. Dad!

uld like to present to you today n absolutely extraordinary case,

roof that we are not in control.

e're not in control of our jobs, e not in control of our children

we are certainly not in control of this planet.

o hard and fast rules in nature.

here's no way to create a system which we can catalog and analyze

dict where an animal is gonna go

or what an animal is gonna do.

Having said all that, I would like to now regale you

story of a most unique species, the Maine River Crocodile.

For the record, it's extinct.

Come along.

So, did you guys have time to read the pamphlets? Anyone?