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[siren wailing]

It's really hard to tiptoe with one giant foot.

[shushing]

[yelling, grunting]

[laughs wildly]

No more tests tomorrow, or ever again.

Bye-bye, Northwestside High.

- Bye-bye. - [groans]

New school.

New nice me.

Bye-bye, mean girl.

[screams]

Darn it, Lyle!

- [laughing] - [grunts]

What are you even doing here?

Me and Foot destroyed the other school

and wanted to enjoy the aftermath.

But just the after, because we hate math.

Well, stay away from me.

I'm starting over in this school.

I'm gonna be the nicest girl who ever lived.

Now get out of my car, you weasels.

Cramming two high school's worth of students

into one school should be interesting.

Why are you acting like a nervous Chihuahua?

Because Lauren The Destructress is is going here now.

And that's bad why?

Well, we sort of flirted at the mall recently,

even though I still kinda have a thing for... Hiromi!

Real subtle, dude.

I'm so confused.

Hey, guys. Have you been partnered up

with a student from the other school?

Not yet. Are you hosting anyone?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Check one two. Is this thing on? [chuckles nervously]

Sorry. What were we talking about?

Where's my host with the most?

Right here in front of you, man.

Kevin!

Oh. Hey, Lauren. Hello, hello!

Seriously, is this still on?

[laughs] O-M-G! You're so funny.

- Want to be my host? - Oh. Sorry.

Actually, I just paired up with Anthony here, so...

Oh, okay.

Nice to meet you.

Actually, we go to the same high school.

Also the same middle school and kindergarten.

Oops. Of course.

- Sorry. - Hi, Lauren. I'm Hiromi.

Do you need a host?

Wow. I love that you two are meeting.

I mean... Hey, Frank.

Didn't you say you wanted to host Lauren?

- I did? - Yes, you did.

- Great! - Great.

- We should probably go now. - Okey-dokey.

See you later, Kevin.

- Lauren seems cool. - Oh, yeah, she's fine.

She babysits Gretel sometimes.

So I know her... as a... as a person.

Well, I should probably go find someone to host.

See you later.

Bye. Have fun being a person that I know.

Why are you acting like a nervous Chihuahua?

- I'm not. Why are you acting like- - [bell rings]

[both scream] We're late for class!

All right. Time for Operation Ruin My Sister's

Fake Nice Reputation at the New School.

Check it out. I made posters.

Nice. Speaking of making things,

do you like my blow-up balloon foot?

Because one big foot is suspicious,

but two big feet is just a guy with big feet.

Yeah! No one will recognize you or think this is odd in any way.

Let's go.

[in British accent] Oi! Today, I'm gonna try me British accent

and talk like it is.

Whoa! I didn't know you could speak another language.

- Oh. - Hey, Katie.

- What? - Isn't this new school great?

- Here's your math book. - You can keep it, Lauren.

Just please don't hurt me.

[chuckles] Weird.

I must look like a different Lauren who has a bad reputation.

On a side note. Is your cousin Kevin single?

- Technically. - Great.

I can tell he really likes nice girls.

Can you put in a good word for me?

I could. But I should warn you that I have an aversion

to being a teen rom-com's side character

who's forced to be the go-between.

- Does that mean you'll do it? - Ugh!

Any interest in some room temperature locker water?

Sounds refreshing, but no thanks.

- Listen, I need your help. It's about a girl. - No prob.

I'm gonna need your help after, about two girls.

Wow. Two? Okay!

So I never told you this, but I have a huge crush on Lauren.

Ahh!

- Sorry. - What the...

- Use the locker towel? - Ugh. Fine.

Anyway, she barely knows I exist.

I was hoping you could put in a good word for me.

[sputtering] Ah. I guess I... I could.

I mean, that wouldn't be weird or confusing at all for me.

Thanks, man. So what's the story with the two girls?

Ha! I was kidding. I don't have two girls.

I don't even have one girl.

I'm just Kevin No Girl Grant-Gomez.

- Hey, Kevin. - Hey, Lauren.

How are you liking the new school?

Yeah, it's great. Kevin, What are you doing after-

- Hi, guys. - [Kevin gasps, whimpers]

Have you found a student to host?

Two actually.

This is Fitzpatrick and Nigel.

- [in British accent] Hello. I'm British. - And I am Fitzpatrick.

Hey, aren't you the super mean girl in all the posters?

That's not me. I don't have a mustache.

And who are you guys anyway?

You look familiar.

That's because we went to the same school...

Where you were really mean.

I've never been mean in my whole entire life.

I mean, let's go to science, Fred.

Guys, we're going this way.

But I want to tell more people that that girl's mean.

After history class. Come on.

[both groan]

Hey, Ryan. Nice bicarbonate foam.

You can have it, Lauren.

[screams]

Uh... Talk to you later.

She's looking over here. Do you think she's flirting with me?

It's possible.

Maybe now is a good time to put in that good word for me.

How about I just go distract Fred

and you go talk to her yourself?

Fred. Hey, can I talk to you for a second over by the periodic table?

Be right back.

Hey, isn't science great?

I'm a total geek for it.

In Science Club, they call me Test Tube Tony.

What? Oh, it's 11:45.

I'm in the middle of a crush storm. I don't know what to do.

I'll dump it on you, help me.

Please don't. You know about my aversion to-

Being a teen rom-com side character go-between?

Yeah, but I'm desperate here.

Please.

Fine. Dump.

Lauren has a crush on me, Anthony has a crush on her.

He wants me to put in a good word.

But I have a mini crush on Lauren,

though I'm not even slightly over Hiromi.

Look, just do the right thing.

Accept that you're not over Hiromi,

drop your mini crush on Lauren,

and never put me in the middle again.

Of course. Do the right thing.

I'll take your advice and do everything I can

to get Lauren to like Anthony instead of me.

Thanks, Fred. This is gonna be easy.

I've thought about becoming a professional scientist.

Or not.

? Why does everything I say ?

? Make her look at me this way ?

? When everything I do ?

? Is try to make her fall for you ?

? How come I just keep winning ?

? When I'm trying so hard to lose? ?

? I'm a bad wingman ?

? Whoa ?

? I'm trying to make you shine ?

? But she's always focused on me, man ?

? Whoa ?

? I've never had this problem before ?

? I swear that it's not a thing, man ?

? It's a mystery ?

? A conundrum Like I'm made of honey ?

? And she wants some ?

? Yeah ?

? I try to put the spotlight on you ?

? But I'm a bad wingman ?

So, how's doing the right thing going?

It's still a work in progress.

You collect comic books, I collect comic books.

- All right! Lunchtime. - [laughs]

Bobble me bobbins. This is a right nice munchie nook.

Please try not to break anything this time.

Hey, mean girl, how's it going for you at the new school?

It's great, because I am not the mean girl

you keep saying I am.

So you're not the Lauren who gave wedgies to the entire basketball team?

It was just the starters!

I mean, no, I am not that Lauren.

I think you guys should leave.

We're not going anywhere.

I've got to tell everyone else the truth

about the meanest girl in school.

For the last time...

I am not mean!

I am nice!

Believe it or not, people change.

[both laughing]

[sighs in resignation]

I'm really sorry for yelling like that,

but I just needed to be heard.

[laughing]

I heard you, Lauren.

Though you haven't noticed me since kindergarten, which is totally cool,

I could tell you were a kind person underneath all the mean stuff you were doing.

Thanks, Anthony.

I really needed to hear that right now.

This is making me want to puke!

It's fist-foot time!

O-M-G! I should have known!

[students screaming]

And that concludes my hosting duties for the day.

I'm out of here.

[cell phone buzzing]

Psst. It's Fred. Trouble at the high school.

Ms. Jamanpour, I've got to go... to the bathroom.

Great. Now we're trapped.

I can get us out of here.

But I have to tell you something first.

I used to be a super villain, and I did do a lot of mean things.

Now you know my secret.

Wow. That is a surprise and a half.

But honestly, it's okay with me.

- Really? - Look how hard you're working to be good.

That's because you are good.

Oh! Thank you, Kevin. That means so much.

Hey, maybe later we can go out on a date?

Actually, I still have feelings for someone, so I'm not really available.

Oh! That's... disappointing.

But I understand.

I have a lot to figure out about my new self anyway.

Now go get 'em, nice girl.

[Lauren yelling]

[grunting]

[yells]

Tally-ho!

[straining]

[grunting]

Okay, everybody, stop the food fight.

Oh, it is on!

[Hamster yelling]

[groans softly]

[screaming]

Mmm. Must not like sausages.

[groans, screams]

Okay, Lyle, repeat after me.

Lauren is good now.

"Lauren is good now."

I accept my wonderful sister for who she is-

I can't remember that many words.

Thanks for your help, Destructress.

We'll take these jerks to jail now.

Awesome. They're all yours.

- Bye. - Cheerio, guvness, pip pip.

That's the worst English accent I've ever heard.

Thanks again for standing up for me, Anthony.

You're a great guy.

- [bell rings] - Gotta go to French. See you around.

Au revoir.

Hey, sorry it didn't work out with Lauren.

Are you kidding me? She knows my name, dude.

And with my charm and joie de vivre, it's just a matter of time.

And they all lived awkwardly ever after.

Oh, can you let Hiromi know that I'd love to-

- Nope. - Point taken.

[? theme music playing]

? Hamster and Gretel ?

? It's Hamster ?

? Hamster and Gretel ?

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