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? Who's the improbable duo
that you've heard about? ?
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? Faster than a scooter
stronger than metal ?
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? Who's the little girl
and her domesticated rodent? ?
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? Who's still standing
when you see the dust settle? ?
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? It's Hamster ?
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? Hamster and Gretel ?
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? If they can't do it
then nobody can ?
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? Hamster ?
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? Hamster and Gretel ?
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? There's also Kevin
in the minivan ?
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Ahh!
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Tell me the coordinates
of those superheroes known as Hamster and Gretel.
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I don't know where they are.
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They just show up
when there's trouble or destruction.
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Then we will create
trouble and destruction.
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[screams]
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Imagine if those boxers
had something in them!
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That would be terrible!
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[Gretel]
Seven, eight, nine.
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"Lose a turn."
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Oh! Snail feathers!
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Snail feathers?
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Are you feeling all right?
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I'm fine. I've just been
trying to mix things up with my vocabulary.
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You know,
find a new catchphrase.
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Well, maybe try
something less random.
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You kids have fun.
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I'm taking your dad
to the mall to shop for some new glasses.
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What? These were radical
when I was in high school.
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And you just
proved my point.
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[speaks Spanish]
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See? Dad can
change things up. Why can't I?
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[cell phone buzzes]
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Oh, no! There's a villain
down at the waterfront.
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Oh, fiddly wiggly winks.
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Now you're just saying
random syllables.
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Bluke.
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And now
we will find some full boxes to destroy.
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[tires screeching]
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Okay, stop
right there, you...
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robots who look like us?
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You guys are
in big trouble.
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For destruction and
copyright infringement.
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Silence,
inferior flesh beings.
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Our creator has
sent us here to destroy you.
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Your creator?
Who's your creator?
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None of your business,
protein sack.
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He combined your DNA
with our cybernetic network.
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So we possess all your
powers and abilities.
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Plus, we are
really cool robots.
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Hey, they made
a robot, Kevin.
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Get to work.
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And... I'm a trash can.
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We could not determine
the random teenage boy's function,
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so we assumed that he was
a trash receptacle.
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Oh, come on.
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Nobody makes my brother
into a trash can.
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Huh?
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I like your look,
but my hamster wheel
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isn't big enough
for the two of us.
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What the?
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Hmm? [grunts]
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The robots must have
some sort of advanced AI
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which allows them
to anticipate your moves.
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And they have
missile launchers.
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[straining]
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And they have lasers.
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[straining angrily]
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[groans]
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And they have
a shark.
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[screams]
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[inaudible conversation]
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I knew AI would
make my job obsolete.
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There's only one thing
a hero can do at a time like this.
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- Run?
- Exactly.
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[Robot Gretel] After them!
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They're gaining on us.
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Whoa!
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Missile! Missile!
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Steering doesn't do anything.
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It makes me feel useful.
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They can't see us
in this dust. Get us out of here.
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They cannot
have gone far.
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[Robot Kevin panting]
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How can you be
out of breath?
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You are a robot.
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If you were full of garbage,
you would be tired, too.
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We have lost them.
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What will we do?
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Our memory banks
may contain a clue
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as to their whereabouts.
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Pause. Enlarge.
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Cross referencing
with motor vehicle database.
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Found them.
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I did good, didn't I?
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- Pick that up.
- [sighs sadly]
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Ooh, look at
all these glasses.
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It almost makes me wish
I had bad eyesight.
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I love your
ironically bland clothes,
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but those glasses
have gotten got to go.
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We've got plenty of jagged
and uncomfortable frames over here.
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Ha! Ooh!
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Mm-mm-mm.
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[camera shutter clicks]
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[camera shutter clicks]
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- [laughs]
- Mm-mm.
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You're buying those.
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Wait.
Those are you!
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00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,722
- Well, you do
love fruit. - We'll take them.
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Splendid. Now you'll
have to take an eye exam.
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- No problem.
- We'll use drops to dilate your pupils.
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Drops... in my eyes?
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Honey, you know,
I'm afraid of drops.
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I'll get one, too,
just to show you there's nothing to be afraid of.
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The drops won't hurt a bit,
but for the next two hours,
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everything you see
will look like a giant blob of porridge
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What's porridge?
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Oatmeal from the 1800s.
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Ooh, vintage.
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[Robot Hamster]
No sign of them in the kitchen.
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Have you checked the bathroom?
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I hear humans spend
a lot of time in there.
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Wait.
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I'm detecting
sonic vibrations.
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Okay.
I'm getting very sick of the vintage oatmeal.
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I like that
everything looks blurry.
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It reminds me of
our trip to London.
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[British accent]
Good day, mate.
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I can't see you,
because of all this blasted fog.
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Mi amor, there you are.
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Did you make
your bed today?
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Um... No.
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Well, don't just
stand there, go make it.
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- Um...
- And you know hamster isn't allowed on the floor.
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Put him in his cage.
Come on. [speaks Spanish]
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And put a little more
newspaper in here.
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I want to be comfy.
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Hey, buddy, I gotta fix the
fridge, but they dilated my pupils,
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so everything looks
like vintage oatmeal.
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You mean porridge?
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Exactly.
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Can you be my eyes?
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Finally, someone
who knows I'm more than just a garbage can.
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Aw. We've got to work
on that self-esteem, bud.
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Whoa!
That was totally moose bananas.
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I'd keep working on
the catchphrases.
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The robots mentioned
they had a creator.
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Well, who would have access
to technology like that?
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Guys, we got a problem.
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[Gretel] Uh...
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I'm not sure what's
going on in there,
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but we've got to save
Mom and Dad.
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But they almost
just beat you.
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You can't go in there
without a plan.
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Here's the plan.
We draw them away from the house
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while you come up
with a plan.
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A plan to plan
is not a plan.
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You've been
really helpful, son.
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That is music
to my audio receptors.
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I am finally valued.
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Wow, you've been
working out?
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Your muscles
are like steel.
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Sob. Thank you.
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Why does your dad
look like a drummer in an '80s cover band?
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Midlife crisis?
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My domicile
has been sanitized.
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And did you put away
your laundry?
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No.
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Maternal unit.
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I'm going outside
to mow the lawn.
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It's so nice
when kids take initiative.
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Here they come.
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We have a plan.
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Presently planning
the planning part of the plan.
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Anytime now.
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[tires screeching]
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Uh, this is kind of crazy,
but maybe they have an on-off switch.
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I see it. Hamster,
Operation Shotput.
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[grunting]
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[Robot Hamster] No!
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Bull's eye.
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Ha ha ha ha.
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You fools.
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That button was just
to give you hope and then take it away.
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[Robot Hamster] Our creator
thought of everything.
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- Well, your Creator
is a real jerk. - A brilliant jerk.
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Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha.
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They've got us!
Oh, horse hockey!
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Horses do not
play hockey.
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That does not compute.
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Gretel, not the best time
for your new vernacular.
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No, wait.
It's exactly the time to be random.
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Of course,
robots can predict everything about you,
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except the unpredictability
of living creatures.
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Hamster, Gretel,
do the weirdest stuff you can think of.
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I thought
you'd never ask.
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? Well, they look
a lot like you ?
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? And they know
the kinds of things you do ?
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? They've been programmed
with your every move ?
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00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:08,881
? But they can also
learn and improve ?
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00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:11,967
? When your foe is a computer
you've got one defense ?
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? It's the human capability
to not make sense ?
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? Be random ?
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? That's a prescription
for you ?
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? Be random ?
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? Do something
you wouldn't do ?
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? Be random ?
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? Perform actions
inexplicable ?
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? The best thing you can be
is unpredictable ?
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? Now ?
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? Stand in a bucket of lard ?
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? Juggle things underwater ?
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? Dig a hole in the yard ?
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? While cosplaying an otter ?
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? Have lunch with a manatee ?
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? Potatoes au gratin ?
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? Translate the Magna Carta ?
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? Into pig Latin ?
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? Be random ?
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You couldn't just
punch them?
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Sometimes you just
gotta hit someone with a street lamp.
222
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And you were worried
about being ordinary.
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My favorite
little weirdo.
224
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I can't believe
that actually worked.
225
00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:01,600
We beat them.
226
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,519
Not all of them.
227
00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:04,770
[all gasp]
228
00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:07,690
I will just
clean up this mess.
229
00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:14,739
A kindly human
taught me to love myself just the way I am.
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[robots clattering]
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[male voice]
Hamster and Gretel.
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00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:24,248
You've learned much
since our little adventure with the meteors.
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Meteors?
Mordros the Annihilator!
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You created
these robots.
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00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:29,294
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
236
00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,296
Who's Mordros the Annihilator?
237
00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:32,840
The big evil guy
from space.
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[Mordros]
Silence, human.
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I was certain that
my cyborg copies of you would spell your doom.
240
00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:40,557
But it appears I will have
to deal with you myself.
241
00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:45,060
And unlike these robots,
I will not be so easily destroyed.
242
00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:46,111
See you soon.
243
00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,606
I will clean up this mess.
244
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Tell my flesh father,
I will never forget him.
245
00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:56,822
That was scary.
246
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,198
They almost beat us.
247
00:10:58,199 --> 00:10:59,616
Yeah, but they didn't.
248
00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:01,493
Mordros' robots
were powerful,
249
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,121
but humans are weird
and funny and unpredictable,
250
00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:05,831
with a spirit and
a light inside of us-
251
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Want me to throw you
into space after him?
252
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,835
No. I was done.
253
00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:11,628
A light inside of us
that's not easily extinguished.
254
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- Now I'm done.
- I hope you're right, Kevin.
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00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:14,723
I hope you're right.
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