Original subtitles

Good morning, Eastside High.

This is your class president with some important announcements.

First off: I continue to smell great and be awesome.

[laughs] Let's see, what else...

- [continues talking] - [sighs] I can't believe

they elected this guy over you.

And I can't believe I agreed to be his vice president.

Chad's so focused on himself,

he hasn't done anything for the school.

Like fixing the old screen door in the library.

Also, getting those coyotes out of the library.

I even found money in the budget for repairs,

but Chad spent it on his campaign

to move Taco Tuesday to Wednesdays.

[Fred] So frustrating. [sigh]

[Chad] And in other news, the student council

will vote on the Taco Wednesday Amendment this...

What the... No, no! Get away! Get away! [screams]

[all gasp]

[Pamela] Oh no, what happened to Chad?

Hey, a note!

"To whom it may concern:

I am taking the week off to 'get away' to Ah-spen.

That's what I meant when I screamed 'Ah!'

Sincerely, Chad Goldenboy, who has definitely not been taken against his will."

Hmm. Yeah, I buy that explanation.

A little dramatic, but that's Chad for you.

But without a president, we can't conduct any student council business.

Which means we can't hold the Taco Tuesday vote tomorrow!

Let me consult the school constitution.

Ah, yes.

"In Chad's absence, the position of class president

will be filled by Vice President Winifred Grant."

Finally, a succession crisis works out in my favor.

We've got to find out what happened to Chad,

but in the meantime, we can at least try to restore some dignity to this office.

Which is... the janitor's closet.

It can be two tings!

Also, I'm appointing you as my Chief of Staff.

- Now, advise me. - Well first off,

speaking of Chad's strange departure,

I think there's more here than meets the eye.

I mean, he plays hooky all the time,

but never leaves such a mess.

I think we're dealing with some sort of villainy here.

Which is why I've got our best people on it.

Um, aren't you supposed to be in class?

Also, how'd you get in here?

You have terrible security!

We don't want to start a panic,

so I figured Hamster and Gretel

could look for Chad while you tend to your duties.

I dunno. Whenever you guys show up, you have the tendency to...

completely wreck the school.

What do you mean?

[? lively music playing]

[yells]

Everything looks bad when you put it in a montage.

Don't worry, Madame President, we'll protect you and find Chad!

Very good. And while you do that,

Kevin and I will achieve what our school forefathers only dreamed of:

fixing a screen door!

Hmm, not seeing any clues. You notice anything?

Nope, but then again, we are wearing sunglasses indoors.

Oh wow, here's a whole bunch of clues!

Someone, or something, smashed this grate from the inside.

Do you know what this means?

[sigh] We're gonna have to crawl through some vents aren't we?

Well, good thing this suit's a rental.

I'm here about the library screen door, Funderberk.

The school needs it, the students want it, so I'm gonna get it.

I see. Well, I'm happy to get the door fixed.

But I need you to do something for me.

Something for you?

The student council is voting to move Taco Tuesday to Wednesday.

It's gonna be a close vote,

so I need you to make sure it passes.

Why do you care about Taco Tuesday?

I can't stand the alliteration!

It annoys me, always has.

Pretty petty pet peeve for a principal.

You get the council on board and I'll cement your legacy.

So... to get my door,

I've gotta pour myself into a cause

I don't care about in the slightest.

Welcome to politics, Fred.

[sigh] Fine, but just this once.

[? instrumental music playing]

? Well there's been a lot of talk around ?

? The lunchroom and the lockers ?

? There's been a lot of talk about tacos ?

? 'Cause there's been a lot of taco talkers ?

? The student council's all atwitter ?

? 'Cause there's serious issues ?

? We should probably consider ?

? We could fix the screen door and keep coyotes ?

? Out of the school library ?

? But apparently first there's an issue more necessary ?

? Tacos don't have to be on Tuesday ?

? That's just alliteration we can try a different day of the week ?

? We can break from tradition ?

? We can make it our mission ?

? Just to give this school a little mystique ?

? Remember common wisdom is not that wise ?

? So don't listen to what your friends say ?

? Just vote your conscience and vote for Taco Wednesday ?

? 'Cause tacos don't have to be on Tuesday ?

? No they don't ?

- [Gretel] See anything? - [Hamster] Let me check.

Just more vents, same as the last hour.

Ya know, you're like, four inches tall.

- You could just walk. - Then I look like the jerk.

Yeah, right, I'm crawling.

It's getting down to the wire, where are we with

- the student council votes? - Uh-huh. I'll ask.

Tucker says he'll vote for Taco Wednesday

if you endorse his cupcakes at the next bake sale!

Madame President, pivoting to cupcakes makes you look weak.

We need to stick with cookies.

Stick with cookies? That's nuts!

Why don't we dress up like gorillas

and dye our hair purple while we're at it?

Don't threaten me with a good time!

Enough! I'll endorse the dumb cupcakes,

or whatever, just get his vote!

- Yes, madame president. - We're on it!

Who are those guys?

I have no idea. What's the count?

With Tucker, that brings us to six!

We're just one vote away from making Taco Wednesday a reality.

Amazing what you can do when you walk down a hallway and talk fast!

Glad you're having fun.

I don't know how much more of the democratic process I can take.

- Any updates on the mission to find Chad? - [glass breaks]

Yes, we renamed it Operation Bring Back Goldenboy.

- It polled better. - All right,

one student council vote to go.

Who's next on the list?

Pamela Ryan.

Hey Fred! Kevin.

You're not asking me on another fake date, are you?

No, no. I'm just here on business.

- Bummer. - Student council votes for

the Taco Wednesday amendment, and we need yours.

Well, sorry, guys. I want to keep Taco Tuesday on Tuesday.

Get with the program, Pamela.

We're only one vote away from making Taco Wednesday a reality.

So why go to bat for a lost cause

- when you can get on the team? - The winning team!

Only one more vote, huh?

Well, in that case, let's walk and talk.

You've certainly wasted no time getting to work.

I admire that in a president.

Uh, thanks. So, about the vote-

I was never cut out for that.

See, I'm more of a background player at this school.

Nobody notices, nobody cares, but here I am.

- Working. Planning. Getting it done. - [grunting]

And why do I do it?

Because you're a middle child?

No, I do it for Taco Tuesday.

It's the perfect mid-week snack!

Monday is too early, Wednesday is too late,

which is why every Tuesday you find tacos on my plate.

But when I found out Chad and Funderberk

were plotting to push my treasured Tuesday treat to Wednesday,

I knew I had to do something. Something drastic.

Which brings us here.

Hey, how'd we get in the boiler room?

You can do anything when you walk down a hallway and talk fast.

Why, you could even take the class president.

[laughs]

- What? You were behind Chad's disappearance? - Where is he?

Sup! I got suspended, get it? [laughs]

Humor's the only thing getting me through this dark time.

Pamela, this has gone too far!

How? Everyone gets what they want.

I get Taco Tuesday, you get to be president,

and Chad gets to cut class!

Join me, Fred!

Together, we can rule the school!

Since I became president, I've had to compromise,

say things I don't believe, and eat many, many tacos!

But I did all that to make the school a better place.

And as shocked as I am to say it,

tying up Chad Goldenboy in the boiler room

doesn't make the school a better place.

So, yeah, no, I am not cool with this.

Also, how'd you get Chad in here?

You were in class with us!

Like this!

[Kevin shrieks]

Where'd you even get this?

Like my grandpa always said,

if you're gonna have an evil scheme,

get a Bolgylvanian personal security drone!

How oddly specific.

And best of all, I can control it

using these special glasses!

Watch!

Now, I'll just keep you all here til the vote.

And... I'll figure the rest out later.

We heard everything!

Hey! Hamster and Gretel?

No glasses, no way to control robot.

And no senseless destruction.

But without a control unit,

the drone will shift into its default mode:

senseless destruction!

Well, that's not good.

[all screaming]

Stop, stop!

I wanted Taco Tuesday, but not like this!

I'm sorry, guys, I don't know what to do!

Uh, me neither,

but I know a way to figure it out quick!

- To the hallway! - No worries,

I'll keep hanging around.

[chuckles]

Pamela, did that robot come with an owner's manual?

Yes, I have it right here!

- Shoot, no glasses. - I'm on it!

Aha! "If control glasses are lost,

robot will destroy all life forms

detected by its forward sensor."

Wait, its forward sensor!

- We just need to disable it! - But how?

By staying on message.

[grunting]

[grunting]

Hey, drone!

Taco La Vista, baby.

[Drone] Wait! But today not Taco Tuesday...

Nice save, madame president.

Thanks, Fred. And look,

we protected you and found Chad without wrecking the school!

To be fair, that was mostly the robot.

I should probably get back to class.

See ya!

Hey, Fred, about earlier,

I might have gotten a little carried away.

You've got my vote.

Glad to have you on board, Pamela.

- I just have one small favor... - [camera clicks]

[Chad on PA] Eastside, this is your class president

with an important announcement:

I'm your president again!

And... we got Taco Wednesday!

[all cheering]

[Chad] All, thanks to me, President Chad.

It was nice of you to pardon Pamela.

Well, we needed her vote.

[Chad] However, because outgoing president Grant

used up a semester's worth of tacos in three hours,

Taco Wednesday will now be Waffle Wednesday!

No! No!

[workman] Dude!

Too bad your administration only lasted one day.

Sometimes, a day makes all the difference in the world.

- [coyotes howling] - Though we probably should have gotten

all the coyotes out before we fixed the door.

- [snarling] - Shh!

[coyotes shut up and whimper]

[? theme music playing]

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