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Good morning, Eastside High.
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This is your class president
with some important announcements.
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First off: I continue
to smell great and be awesome.
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[laughs] Let's see,
what else...
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- [continues talking]
- [sighs] I can't believe
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they elected
this guy over you.
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And I can't believe
I agreed to be his vice president.
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Chad's so focused on himself,
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he hasn't done anything
for the school.
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Like fixing
the old screen door in the library.
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Also, getting those coyotes
out of the library.
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I even found money
in the budget for repairs,
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but Chad spent it
on his campaign
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to move Taco Tuesday
to Wednesdays.
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[Fred] So frustrating. [sigh]
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[Chad] And in other news,
the student council
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will vote on
the Taco Wednesday Amendment this...
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What the... No, no!
Get away! Get away! [screams]
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[all gasp]
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[Pamela] Oh no,
what happened to Chad?
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Hey, a note!
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"To whom it may concern:
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I am taking the week off
to 'get away' to Ah-spen.
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That's what I meant
when I screamed 'Ah!'
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Sincerely, Chad Goldenboy, who has definitely
not been taken against his will."
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Hmm. Yeah,
I buy that explanation.
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A little dramatic,
but that's Chad for you.
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But without a president,
we can't conduct any student council business.
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Which means we can't hold
the Taco Tuesday vote tomorrow!
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Let me consult
the school constitution.
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Ah, yes.
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"In Chad's absence,
the position of class president
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will be filled by
Vice President Winifred Grant."
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Finally, a succession crisis
works out in my favor.
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We've got to find out
what happened to Chad,
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but in the meantime, we can at least
try to restore some dignity to this office.
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Which is...
the janitor's closet.
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It can be two tings!
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Also, I'm appointing you
as my Chief of Staff.
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- Now, advise me.
- Well first off,
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speaking of Chad's
strange departure,
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I think there's more here
than meets the eye.
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I mean, he plays hooky
all the time,
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but never leaves such a mess.
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I think we're dealing with
some sort of villainy here.
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Which is why I've got
our best people on it.
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Um, aren't you
supposed to be in class?
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Also, how'd you get in here?
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You have terrible security!
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We don't want to
start a panic,
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so I figured
Hamster and Gretel
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could look for Chad
while you tend to your duties.
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I dunno. Whenever you guys show
up, you have the tendency to...
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completely wreck the school.
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What do you mean?
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[? lively music playing]
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[yells]
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Everything looks bad
when you put it in a montage.
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Don't worry, Madame President,
we'll protect you and find Chad!
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Very good.
And while you do that,
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Kevin and I will achieve
what our school forefathers only dreamed of:
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fixing a screen door!
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Hmm, not seeing any clues.
You notice anything?
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Nope, but then again,
we are wearing sunglasses indoors.
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Oh wow,
here's a whole bunch of clues!
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Someone, or something,
smashed this grate from the inside.
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Do you know what this means?
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[sigh] We're gonna
have to crawl through some vents aren't we?
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Well, good thing
this suit's a rental.
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I'm here about
the library screen door, Funderberk.
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The school needs it,
the students want it, so I'm gonna get it.
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I see. Well, I'm happy
to get the door fixed.
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But I need you
to do something for me.
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Something for you?
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The student council
is voting to move Taco Tuesday to Wednesday.
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It's gonna be a close vote,
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so I need you
to make sure it passes.
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Why do you care
about Taco Tuesday?
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I can't stand
the alliteration!
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It annoys me, always has.
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Pretty petty pet peeve
for a principal.
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You get the council on board
and I'll cement your legacy.
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So... to get my door,
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I've gotta pour myself
into a cause
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I don't care about
in the slightest.
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Welcome to politics, Fred.
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[sigh] Fine,
but just this once.
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[? instrumental music playing]
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? Well there's been
a lot of talk around ?
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? The lunchroom
and the lockers ?
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? There's been a lot of talk
about tacos ?
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? 'Cause there's been
a lot of taco talkers ?
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? The student council's
all atwitter ?
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? 'Cause there's
serious issues ?
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? We should
probably consider ?
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? We could
fix the screen door and keep coyotes ?
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? Out of the school library ?
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? But apparently first
there's an issue more necessary ?
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? Tacos don't have to be
on Tuesday ?
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? That's just alliteration
we can try a different day of the week ?
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? We can break
from tradition ?
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? We can make it our mission ?
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? Just to give this school
a little mystique ?
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? Remember common wisdom
is not that wise ?
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? So don't listen to
what your friends say ?
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? Just vote your conscience
and vote for Taco Wednesday ?
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? 'Cause tacos
don't have to be on Tuesday ?
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? No they don't ?
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- [Gretel] See anything?
- [Hamster] Let me check.
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Just more vents,
same as the last hour.
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Ya know, you're like,
four inches tall.
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- You could just walk.
- Then I look like the jerk.
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Yeah, right, I'm crawling.
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It's getting down to the wire,
where are we with
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- the student council votes?
- Uh-huh. I'll ask.
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Tucker says he'll vote
for Taco Wednesday
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if you endorse his cupcakes
at the next bake sale!
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Madame President,
pivoting to cupcakes makes you look weak.
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We need to stick with cookies.
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Stick with cookies?
That's nuts!
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Why don't we
dress up like gorillas
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and dye our hair purple
while we're at it?
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Don't threaten me
with a good time!
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Enough! I'll endorse
the dumb cupcakes,
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or whatever,
just get his vote!
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- Yes, madame president.
- We're on it!
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Who are those guys?
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I have no idea.
What's the count?
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With Tucker,
that brings us to six!
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We're just one vote away
from making Taco Wednesday a reality.
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Amazing what you can do
when you walk down a hallway and talk fast!
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Glad you're having fun.
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I don't know how much more
of the democratic process I can take.
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- Any updates on the mission
to find Chad? - [glass breaks]
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Yes, we renamed it
Operation Bring Back Goldenboy.
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- It polled better.
- All right,
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one student council
vote to go.
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Who's next on the list?
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Pamela Ryan.
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Hey Fred! Kevin.
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You're not asking me
on another fake date, are you?
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No, no.
I'm just here on business.
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- Bummer.
- Student council votes for
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the Taco Wednesday amendment,
and we need yours.
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Well, sorry, guys.
I want to keep Taco Tuesday on Tuesday.
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Get with the program, Pamela.
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We're only one vote away
from making Taco Wednesday a reality.
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So why go to bat
for a lost cause
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- when you can get on the team?
- The winning team!
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Only one more vote, huh?
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Well, in that case,
let's walk and talk.
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You've certainly wasted
no time getting to work.
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I admire that in a president.
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Uh, thanks.
So, about the vote-
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I was never cut out for that.
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See, I'm more of
a background player at this school.
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Nobody notices,
nobody cares, but here I am.
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- Working. Planning.
Getting it done. - [grunting]
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And why do I do it?
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Because you're a middle child?
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No, I do it for Taco Tuesday.
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It's the perfect
mid-week snack!
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Monday is too early,
Wednesday is too late,
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which is why every Tuesday
you find tacos on my plate.
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But when I found out
Chad and Funderberk
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were plotting to push
my treasured Tuesday treat to Wednesday,
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I knew I had to do something.
Something drastic.
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Which brings us here.
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Hey, how'd we get in
the boiler room?
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You can do anything
when you walk down a hallway and talk fast.
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Why, you could even take
the class president.
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[laughs]
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- What? You were behind
Chad's disappearance? - Where is he?
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Sup! I got suspended, get it?
[laughs]
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Humor's the only thing
getting me through this dark time.
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Pamela, this has gone too far!
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How? Everyone gets
what they want.
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I get Taco Tuesday,
you get to be president,
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and Chad gets to cut class!
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Join me, Fred!
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Together, we can
rule the school!
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Since I became president,
I've had to compromise,
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say things I don't believe,
and eat many, many tacos!
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But I did all that
to make the school a better place.
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And as shocked
as I am to say it,
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tying up Chad Goldenboy
in the boiler room
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doesn't make the school
a better place.
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So, yeah, no,
I am not cool with this.
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Also, how'd you get
Chad in here?
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You were in class with us!
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Like this!
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[Kevin shrieks]
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Where'd you even get this?
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Like my grandpa always said,
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if you're gonna have
an evil scheme,
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get a Bolgylvanian
personal security drone!
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How oddly specific.
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And best of all,
I can control it
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using these special glasses!
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Watch!
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Now, I'll just keep you
all here til the vote.
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And... I'll figure
the rest out later.
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We heard everything!
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Hey! Hamster and Gretel?
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No glasses,
no way to control robot.
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And no senseless destruction.
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But without a control unit,
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the drone will shift into
its default mode:
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senseless destruction!
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Well, that's not good.
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[all screaming]
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Stop, stop!
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I wanted Taco Tuesday,
but not like this!
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I'm sorry, guys,
I don't know what to do!
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Uh, me neither,
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but I know a way
to figure it out quick!
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- To the hallway!
- No worries,
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I'll keep hanging around.
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[chuckles]
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Pamela, did that robot come
with an owner's manual?
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Yes, I have it right here!
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- Shoot, no glasses.
- I'm on it!
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Aha! "If control glasses
are lost,
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robot will destroy
all life forms
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detected by
its forward sensor."
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Wait, its forward sensor!
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- We just need to disable it!
- But how?
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By staying on message.
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[grunting]
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[grunting]
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Hey, drone!
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Taco La Vista, baby.
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[Drone] Wait!
But today not Taco Tuesday...
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Nice save, madame president.
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Thanks, Fred. And look,
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we protected you
and found Chad without wrecking the school!
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To be fair,
that was mostly the robot.
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I should probably
get back to class.
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See ya!
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Hey, Fred, about earlier,
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I might have gotten
a little carried away.
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You've got my vote.
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Glad to have you
on board, Pamela.
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- I just have
one small favor... - [camera clicks]
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[Chad on PA] Eastside,
this is your class president
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with an important
announcement:
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I'm your president again!
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And... we got Taco Wednesday!
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[all cheering]
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[Chad] All, thanks to me,
President Chad.
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It was nice of you
to pardon Pamela.
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Well, we needed her vote.
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[Chad] However, because
outgoing president Grant
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used up a semester's worth
of tacos in three hours,
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Taco Wednesday
will now be Waffle Wednesday!
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No! No!
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[workman] Dude!
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Too bad your administration
only lasted one day.
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Sometimes, a day
makes all the difference in the world.
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- [coyotes howling]
- Though we probably should have gotten
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all the coyotes out
before we fixed the door.
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- [snarling]
- Shh!
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[coyotes shut up and whimper]
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