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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,861 --> 00:00:19,116 2 00:02:49,541 --> 00:02:51,999 Hurry, we'll be late! 3 00:03:07,581 --> 00:03:09,845 Couldn't you hurry? 4 00:03:10,421 --> 00:03:12,480 By your bunks! Roll call! 5 00:03:14,981 --> 00:03:16,779 Trapper, under punishment. 6 00:03:17,141 --> 00:03:19,280 Venison, on leave. 7 00:03:25,381 --> 00:03:26,861 - What about this one? - Undervalue. 8 00:03:26,861 --> 00:03:29,181 - Where is he? Undervalue! - But... 9 00:03:29,181 --> 00:03:30,421 Sir! 10 00:03:30,421 --> 00:03:33,181 Why can't you be present at roll call? 11 00:03:33,181 --> 00:03:36,503 - Maréchal-des-log is, I... - I don't give a damn! 12 00:03:36,621 --> 00:03:39,374 Things are looking up! 13 00:03:39,381 --> 00:03:41,770 Investigation, tomorrow morning! 14 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:50,271 Shut up, Bourbouillou! 15 00:04:34,861 --> 00:04:38,229 Hopeless fool! What are you doing... 16 00:04:56,581 --> 00:04:59,039 - Nothing to report? - No, lieutenant. 17 00:04:59,221 --> 00:05:02,828 Sergeant Flick's the name, and detention's my game. 18 00:05:03,061 --> 00:05:08,181 - I told you to be careful. - It's not my fault. I slipped. 19 00:05:08,181 --> 00:05:11,617 - I never slip. - As if you never slip... 20 00:05:15,501 --> 00:05:16,957 Hey, you! 21 00:05:17,941 --> 00:05:19,636 Where are you off to? 22 00:05:31,021 --> 00:05:34,173 - Hurry, he's coming! - I can't go any faster. 23 00:05:35,101 --> 00:05:38,093 - Put your leg over, quick! -I can't! 24 00:05:38,141 --> 00:05:42,141 - Put it over, I said. - Easier said than done! 25 00:05:42,141 --> 00:05:43,620 Climb up! 26 00:05:48,621 --> 00:05:50,464 Come on, move! 27 00:06:21,821 --> 00:06:23,323 What is it, this time? 28 00:06:31,861 --> 00:06:36,061 La Guillaumette and Croquebol are missing. Now I have 'em! 29 00:06:36,061 --> 00:06:38,746 They'll get detention for sure. 30 00:06:54,461 --> 00:06:55,804 Come in! 31 00:06:56,821 --> 00:06:58,721 Close that door! 32 00:07:08,621 --> 00:07:11,124 Whaddya want? We're working! 33 00:07:11,141 --> 00:07:14,975 - I'd like a broom, colonel. - Again? Whaddya do with them? 34 00:07:14,981 --> 00:07:18,804 - Someone nicked mine. - We don't give a damn. 35 00:07:20,061 --> 00:07:23,292 - Give me a broom, colonel. - Fall out! And quickly! 36 00:07:23,381 --> 00:07:25,736 - What shall I use? - My nose! 37 00:07:25,741 --> 00:07:29,371 - Four days of detention for you. - Things are looking up! 38 00:07:29,821 --> 00:07:32,176 Still there? Get the hell out of here! 39 00:07:32,901 --> 00:07:35,290 - What about the broom? - Sweep out of here! 40 00:07:35,381 --> 00:07:36,610 Get the hell out! 41 00:07:39,661 --> 00:07:41,311 What an idiot! 42 00:08:13,421 --> 00:08:14,604 Attention! 43 00:08:14,981 --> 00:08:16,312 At ease! 44 00:08:19,941 --> 00:08:21,090 Bastards! 45 00:08:23,181 --> 00:08:25,461 La Guillaumette and Croquebol spend the night out again? 46 00:08:25,461 --> 00:08:26,713 Jumped the wall? 47 00:08:26,821 --> 00:08:27,856 - Captain. - Hi. 48 00:08:28,021 --> 00:08:30,752 Drinks, billiards, women... Nice job! 49 00:08:31,021 --> 00:08:34,412 They should be in fine shape tomorrow! 50 00:08:34,541 --> 00:08:37,772 What's with your "Ha-ha"? You find this humorous? 51 00:08:37,781 --> 00:08:40,603 - But, captain... - What "captain"? 52 00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:42,976 Go to the stables and see if I'm there. Fall out! 53 00:08:43,021 --> 00:08:45,381 Get the hell out and quick. I can't stand that guy. 54 00:08:45,381 --> 00:08:50,461 The mug on that guy... You know what? I'm too kind. 55 00:08:50,461 --> 00:08:53,061 - Captain... - Eveyone takes me for a fool. 56 00:08:53,061 --> 00:08:56,952 But all that's about to change. Do you hear me, damn it? 57 00:08:57,461 --> 00:08:59,475 You're smoking? You must be joking! 58 00:08:59,501 --> 00:09:00,980 Gimme a light... 59 00:09:03,741 --> 00:09:05,903 I'm too kind. Too kind. 60 00:09:06,141 --> 00:09:09,384 I don't wanna spend my life throwing it away, 61 00:09:09,421 --> 00:09:12,675 while La Guillaumette and Croquebol treat me like a fool. 62 00:09:13,061 --> 00:09:17,168 To think I granted them a leave 2 days ago. My ass! 63 00:09:17,941 --> 00:09:19,739 Things are going to change. 64 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:22,638 From now on, only 24-hour leaves. 65 00:09:22,661 --> 00:09:25,551 And not a minute more, Come in! 66 00:09:28,941 --> 00:09:31,490 - Whaddya want? - I received a letter, captain. 67 00:09:31,501 --> 00:09:33,242 My brother's getting married. 68 00:09:33,701 --> 00:09:35,760 Another cuckold. So what? 69 00:09:36,381 --> 00:09:39,294 - So, I came to ask you... - What? 70 00:09:39,341 --> 00:09:44,017 ... If you could be so kind, as to grant me an 8-day leave. 71 00:09:45,661 --> 00:09:49,061 An 8-day leave! Turn around! 72 00:09:49,061 --> 00:09:51,678 Turn around, I said. Another leave? 73 00:09:54,141 --> 00:09:55,916 I'll let you see your brother, 74 00:09:56,181 --> 00:09:58,381 but you're a pig. A pig, I say. 75 00:09:58,381 --> 00:10:01,901 You'll get your 8-day leave. Give that lout his leave. 76 00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:05,075 - You're most kind, captain. - Kind, all right. 77 00:10:05,621 --> 00:10:07,692 Make sure you come back at the end of your leave, 78 00:10:07,701 --> 00:10:11,181 - or You'll see what I'm made of! - Thank you, captain! 79 00:10:11,181 --> 00:10:15,254 God speed, happy trails, fall out and get the hell out! 80 00:10:19,181 --> 00:10:20,728 Did you see that? 81 00:10:21,261 --> 00:10:23,101 As for La Guillaumette and Croquebol, 82 00:10:23,101 --> 00:10:26,621 I wonder in what state they'll return. 83 00:10:26,621 --> 00:10:30,021 May I be changed into an oil-powered tricycle 84 00:10:30,021 --> 00:10:32,524 if they don't spend a month in jail, do you hear me? 85 00:10:40,981 --> 00:10:42,528 You know, colonel... 86 00:10:42,821 --> 00:10:46,633 In spite of what I said, don't be too hard on them. 87 00:10:46,781 --> 00:10:49,136 Let's not confuse round with around... 88 00:10:49,141 --> 00:10:50,661 Speed and celerity. 89 00:10:50,661 --> 00:10:53,323 Don't get me wrong. 90 00:10:53,341 --> 00:10:55,332 When La Guillaumette and Croquebol return, 91 00:10:55,381 --> 00:10:59,830 I forbid you to make a decision unless I order you to do so. 92 00:10:59,901 --> 00:11:00,959 Yes, captain. 93 00:11:07,221 --> 00:11:09,326 - He's really a decent man. - For sure. 94 00:11:09,341 --> 00:11:13,130 A man who rose from the ranks without leaving HQ. 95 00:11:13,461 --> 00:11:16,461 Soldiers are in his blood like women can be under your skin. 96 00:11:16,461 --> 00:11:18,850 - That loyalty cost him dearly. - How so? 97 00:11:19,141 --> 00:11:22,395 - It cost him his promotion. - Still, he could become major. 98 00:11:22,421 --> 00:11:24,446 - Major? - After the general's review. 99 00:11:24,461 --> 00:11:26,461 - When? - If only we knew... 100 00:11:26,461 --> 00:11:31,877 He never tells us. He'll come when we least expect him. 101 00:11:32,341 --> 00:11:34,548 It's only a matter of time. 102 00:11:42,061 --> 00:11:45,861 Kinda late to peel potatoes! Pick up the peelings, then. 103 00:11:46,021 --> 00:11:47,523 - I've no broom. - Too bad! 104 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:51,102 - I went to get one, but... - I don't give a damn. 105 00:11:52,301 --> 00:11:53,735 Things are looking up! 106 00:12:03,381 --> 00:12:05,577 What's this clumsy oaf up to? 107 00:12:05,741 --> 00:12:08,278 Sweeping with your hands? 108 00:12:08,421 --> 00:12:12,261 - I've no broom, lieutenant. - Four days of detention. 109 00:12:12,261 --> 00:12:15,174 Get a broom. What a pig. 110 00:12:21,981 --> 00:12:23,460 Things are looking up! 111 00:12:25,781 --> 00:12:27,169 Come in. 112 00:12:34,261 --> 00:12:36,559 You again? Whaddya want? 113 00:12:37,301 --> 00:12:40,839 Sergeant gave me 4 days and said I was a pig. 114 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:43,125 - He said the truth. - Do you think so? 115 00:12:43,661 --> 00:12:47,621 Can I give you some advice? Give me a broom. 116 00:12:47,621 --> 00:12:49,555 You again, about that broom? 117 00:12:49,661 --> 00:12:52,358 You take care of the fodder. Go get changed. 118 00:12:53,141 --> 00:12:56,008 - Changed into what? - Riding breeches and shirt. 119 00:12:57,261 --> 00:13:00,765 - Riding breeches and shirt? - Yes. Are you deaf? 120 00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:05,063 Oh! Riding breeches and shirt! 121 00:13:05,981 --> 00:13:08,188 Isn't he the stupid type! 122 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:09,695 Idiot! 123 00:13:10,621 --> 00:13:12,009 Out! 124 00:14:12,221 --> 00:14:13,291 Hey! 125 00:14:14,341 --> 00:14:16,491 But... What are you up to? 126 00:14:20,101 --> 00:14:22,320 - You don't get it? - What a pinhead! 127 00:14:22,541 --> 00:14:26,603 What's the easiest chore? Clean-up duty, right? 128 00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:30,018 - Really? - So when is clean-up duty done? 129 00:14:30,741 --> 00:14:33,017 - When there's no more garbage. - And? 130 00:14:33,261 --> 00:14:35,684 This way, there's always garbage. 131 00:14:43,461 --> 00:14:47,637 - You look stunned! - You pigs! Very clever! 132 00:14:48,861 --> 00:14:52,798 Who's the imbecile who almost ran me over? 133 00:14:52,821 --> 00:14:55,756 Come here. Where are you off to? 134 00:14:55,781 --> 00:14:58,807 I'm assigned to fodder duty, lieutenant. 135 00:14:59,021 --> 00:15:01,376 - Dressed like that? - Well, of course! 136 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:05,141 - Riding breeches and shirt. - Go put a jacket on. 137 00:15:05,141 --> 00:15:09,461 - You'll sleep in detention. - But, the officer... 138 00:15:09,461 --> 00:15:10,621 ...doesn't know a thing. 139 00:15:10,621 --> 00:15:12,541 Prisoner clothes for fodder duty? 140 00:15:12,541 --> 00:15:14,635 - What? - Four more days of detention. 141 00:15:18,941 --> 00:15:20,909 Things are looking up! 142 00:15:23,461 --> 00:15:24,701 Vanderague! 143 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:35,181 Ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod... 144 00:15:35,181 --> 00:15:37,855 Hury up. Think you're artists? 145 00:15:37,901 --> 00:15:42,247 - Artists, us? - We're hurrying. 146 00:15:43,021 --> 00:15:46,341 No need to scream like a piglet in pain. 147 00:15:46,341 --> 00:15:49,381 Lazy scoundrel. Lifeless oaf. 148 00:15:49,381 --> 00:15:52,101 - Quit screaming. We're not deaf. - My eardrums hurt. 149 00:15:52,101 --> 00:15:55,061 Fill up that water pitcher. Put coal in the stove. 150 00:15:55,061 --> 00:15:58,065 I wasn't put on this earth to do that. 151 00:15:58,101 --> 00:16:01,913 My mother didn't carry me 9 months to put coal in a stove. 152 00:16:02,141 --> 00:16:04,906 Shut up! Or You'll get detention. 153 00:16:04,981 --> 00:16:09,461 Why waste my grade school education to fill up pitchers? 154 00:16:09,461 --> 00:16:11,316 - Lieutenant. - Who asked you? 155 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:32,341 You have no right to make us put coal in the stove. 156 00:16:32,341 --> 00:16:35,701 - Shut up. - I'll write to the Minister. 157 00:16:35,701 --> 00:16:37,703 Shut up, I said, or You'll get detention. 158 00:16:37,821 --> 00:16:40,279 You won't get away with it. 159 00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:48,948 - What are you waiting for? - Vanderague, lieutenant. 160 00:16:49,021 --> 00:16:51,604 Oh, we're waiting for cavalryman Vanderague... 161 00:16:52,461 --> 00:16:54,099 How charming. 162 00:16:58,421 --> 00:17:00,560 Move, for God's sake. 163 00:17:00,741 --> 00:17:02,743 There he is. 164 00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:05,745 Come here, my friend. 165 00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:11,021 Take your time. We're at your service. 166 00:17:11,021 --> 00:17:12,204 Hello, lieutenant. 167 00:17:12,221 --> 00:17:15,577 Do you think I spent 2 years in Saint-Cyr to wait on you? 168 00:17:16,221 --> 00:17:18,212 What's with this uniform? 169 00:17:18,301 --> 00:17:19,985 Why the jacket? 170 00:17:20,061 --> 00:17:23,270 - The sergeant told me... - The sergeant, huh? 171 00:17:23,701 --> 00:17:26,318 Four days of detention for cavalryman Vanderague. 172 00:17:26,461 --> 00:17:28,532 No one carries fodder in uniform. 173 00:17:33,741 --> 00:17:35,072 Vanderague! 174 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:43,200 Ohmigod, ohmigod... 175 00:17:45,061 --> 00:17:47,325 What's the matter with this shirt... 176 00:17:47,581 --> 00:17:50,261 Vanderague! We haven't got all day. 177 00:17:50,261 --> 00:17:51,968 I'm coming! 178 00:18:06,741 --> 00:18:10,382 You blockhead. How can you be so clumsy? 179 00:18:10,461 --> 00:18:14,318 It's not that difficult. This is how you do it. 180 00:18:14,501 --> 00:18:16,560 Is it that difficult? 181 00:18:16,621 --> 00:18:21,024 - Yes! I mean no, captain. - Of course it isn't, dammit. 182 00:18:21,181 --> 00:18:22,376 Captain! 183 00:18:22,821 --> 00:18:24,539 Couldn't you be more careful? 184 00:18:25,381 --> 00:18:28,541 - Come in. - Hello, Mr. Hurluret. 185 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:31,715 - I've brought your clothes. - Put 'em on my bed. 186 00:18:35,821 --> 00:18:39,735 I've sewn your buttonholes, but your socks had too many holes. 187 00:18:45,141 --> 00:18:49,055 - Soon You'll have better means. - Really? Why is that so? 188 00:18:49,301 --> 00:18:52,821 Some say the general is about to name you major. 189 00:18:52,821 --> 00:18:55,335 Yeah, major, admiral, 190 00:18:55,381 --> 00:18:57,099 general, President of the Republic. 191 00:18:57,101 --> 00:18:59,559 I know, I know. How much do I owe you? 192 00:18:59,621 --> 00:19:01,476 Four and a half francs. 193 00:19:06,661 --> 00:19:08,083 Here. Take 5. 194 00:19:08,701 --> 00:19:10,590 And 4 francs for last time. 195 00:19:10,621 --> 00:19:12,976 - Then here's 10 francs. - Thank you. 196 00:19:13,101 --> 00:19:15,274 - Thank you, Mr. Hurluret. - Fine, fine. 197 00:19:20,461 --> 00:19:22,884 Are you done fooling around? 198 00:19:23,341 --> 00:19:26,948 - Where's my breakfast? - On the mantelpiece, captain. 199 00:19:43,581 --> 00:19:45,276 What a moron... 200 00:19:47,421 --> 00:19:51,335 Here's how you hold a boot. Like so... 201 00:19:56,581 --> 00:20:00,381 By order of the captain in charge of the 2nd Squadron, 202 00:20:00,381 --> 00:20:03,590 all 10-hour and theater leaves are granted, 203 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:05,541 24-hour leaves 204 00:20:05,541 --> 00:20:07,623 and beyond are suspended until the return of... 205 00:20:07,701 --> 00:20:11,604 - What's with the stuttering? - La Guillaumette and Croquebol. 206 00:20:12,061 --> 00:20:13,313 After grooming horses, 207 00:20:13,341 --> 00:20:18,142 all men will be sent to all living quarters to handle 208 00:20:18,461 --> 00:20:21,510 - collective... - collective and individual cleaning chores. 209 00:20:22,861 --> 00:20:25,580 Understood, you donkeys? At ease. 210 00:20:26,061 --> 00:20:28,211 Tell me, colonel. 211 00:20:28,541 --> 00:20:31,135 - Have these 2 rascals returned? - No, captain. 212 00:20:31,221 --> 00:20:34,668 - If they're not back in 6 days, - they'll be declared AWOL. 213 00:20:36,061 --> 00:20:38,689 Right... Right... 214 00:20:54,741 --> 00:20:56,914 I'll be... You're smoking? 215 00:20:57,461 --> 00:20:59,953 - Whaddya mean, smoking? - Put out those cigarettes. 216 00:21:00,901 --> 00:21:02,574 Hey? Am I smoking? 217 00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:04,996 - And you? 218 00:21:05,021 --> 00:21:07,592 - Neither am I. - We're not smoking. 219 00:21:07,661 --> 00:21:11,882 Is that right? You won't avoid disciplinary action, you bums. 220 00:21:11,941 --> 00:21:15,991 - I've heard that one before. - This time You'll get it. 221 00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:19,254 You'll see. Put out those cigarettes. 222 00:21:19,581 --> 00:21:21,367 Quiet, dammit! 223 00:21:21,501 --> 00:21:24,084 Why must I scream like a fool to make you shut up? 224 00:21:26,141 --> 00:21:29,771 What's the matter, sergeant? What's all that screaming about? 225 00:21:29,781 --> 00:21:31,875 Let me explain, captain. 226 00:21:31,941 --> 00:21:36,321 As I was leaving the stables to head to the guard-house, 227 00:21:36,981 --> 00:21:39,803 I caught them smoking. And here's proof... 228 00:21:40,901 --> 00:21:43,438 What is it? Are you looking for something? 229 00:21:43,941 --> 00:21:47,275 - Cigarette butts. - I don't see anything. 230 00:21:47,581 --> 00:21:50,858 Perhaps you're standing on them. 231 00:21:52,021 --> 00:21:54,301 Oh! I see. Perhaps you're standing on them. 232 00:21:54,301 --> 00:21:56,565 - Us? - As if you couldn't. 233 00:21:56,821 --> 00:21:59,701 - But captain... - Don't "captain" me! 234 00:21:59,701 --> 00:22:01,248 Stand at attention! 235 00:22:03,541 --> 00:22:05,851 Now let me tell you this. 236 00:22:06,021 --> 00:22:09,457 I respect my duties and my soldiers respect me. 237 00:22:10,021 --> 00:22:13,025 They're like my friends and sons, 238 00:22:13,501 --> 00:22:16,357 but I hate stubborn types who give themselves airs. 239 00:22:17,141 --> 00:22:21,669 Next time I catch you smoking, or standing on cigarette butts, 240 00:22:22,021 --> 00:22:26,697 may I turn into a cream pie if you avoid disciplinary action. 241 00:22:28,861 --> 00:22:30,238 Understood? 242 00:22:30,741 --> 00:22:32,163 At ease. 243 00:22:33,141 --> 00:22:34,848 Look at that... 244 00:22:34,981 --> 00:22:38,428 Have you ever seen such hoodlums? 245 00:22:38,781 --> 00:22:42,001 Scoundrels. 246 00:22:45,901 --> 00:22:48,586 What are you doing, with your gaping mouths? 247 00:22:48,781 --> 00:22:52,627 - We're doing our best. - Go clean the latrines. 248 00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:58,177 We're always doing the latrines. 249 00:22:59,741 --> 00:23:02,621 - Always the latrines. - Get moving. 250 00:23:02,621 --> 00:23:05,301 Still some garbage? You'll get detention. 251 00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:08,501 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, we know: detention. 252 00:23:08,501 --> 00:23:10,401 You'll see... 253 00:23:27,981 --> 00:23:29,380 Come on, drink! 254 00:23:30,421 --> 00:23:31,889 Drink. 255 00:23:44,981 --> 00:23:47,518 One, two... 256 00:23:54,701 --> 00:23:56,100 The reservists... 257 00:24:03,581 --> 00:24:05,595 One, two. One, two... 258 00:24:05,621 --> 00:24:07,498 Attention, halt! 259 00:24:09,221 --> 00:24:11,030 Couldn't you be careful? 260 00:24:11,061 --> 00:24:13,302 Cavalrymen, turn right. Right! 261 00:24:14,061 --> 00:24:15,665 Line up, right! 262 00:24:16,381 --> 00:24:17,963 Step to the right. 263 00:24:19,501 --> 00:24:22,607 You! Where are you going? Stay where you are. 264 00:24:22,821 --> 00:24:24,505 Pompous fool. 265 00:24:26,341 --> 00:24:29,276 - Who are these people? - Reservists, lieutenant. 266 00:24:29,461 --> 00:24:33,455 Reservists? Bugler! Call the colonel. 267 00:24:33,541 --> 00:24:37,648 Bunch of fools. To the right, I said. 268 00:24:37,861 --> 00:24:40,250 - What's all this? - Reservists, of course. 269 00:24:40,261 --> 00:24:43,140 Reservists? Bernot! 270 00:24:44,181 --> 00:24:45,876 - Colonel. - Reservists. 271 00:24:46,181 --> 00:24:47,364 Reservists? 272 00:24:47,421 --> 00:24:51,278 You! Why didn't you telegraph the time of your arrival? 273 00:24:51,341 --> 00:24:53,541 I telegraphed lieutenant Mousseret. 274 00:24:53,541 --> 00:24:57,216 I had to be warned, you fool. Where are they going to sleep? 275 00:24:57,301 --> 00:24:59,588 - I've no idea. - Neither do I. 276 00:24:59,981 --> 00:25:02,188 We have no beds or linen. 277 00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:06,347 It's lieutenant Mousseret's mistake, let him handle it. 278 00:25:07,501 --> 00:25:10,141 - Our new residents... - Indeed, lieutenant. 279 00:25:10,141 --> 00:25:13,181 I wasn't warned, so I can't lodge them. 280 00:25:13,181 --> 00:25:15,548 That's your problem. 281 00:25:15,581 --> 00:25:18,221 - But you received a telegram. - I did? 282 00:25:18,621 --> 00:25:20,965 - Dupont. - It's true, lieutenant. 283 00:25:21,141 --> 00:25:23,394 - I received nothing. - And yet... 284 00:25:23,621 --> 00:25:26,141 - You sent nothing! - But I swear... 285 00:25:26,141 --> 00:25:30,499 Shut up! If you paid more attention to your work, 286 00:25:30,661 --> 00:25:32,663 this wouldn't happen. Enough! 287 00:25:33,181 --> 00:25:34,694 - Call the roll. - Yes, lieutenant. 288 00:25:35,381 --> 00:25:36,746 Attention! 289 00:25:37,101 --> 00:25:38,694 - Le Kerderec... - Here. 290 00:25:38,701 --> 00:25:39,816 - Pier... - Here. 291 00:25:39,821 --> 00:25:41,095 - Vidallnc... - Here. 292 00:25:41,101 --> 00:25:42,318 - Vanderstrat... - Here. 293 00:25:42,381 --> 00:25:43,496 - Labouldenne... - Here. 294 00:25:43,541 --> 00:25:44,611 - Mailleux... - Here. 295 00:25:44,621 --> 00:25:45,497 - Simon... - Here. 296 00:25:45,501 --> 00:25:46,809 - Laval-Montbray... - Here. 297 00:25:46,861 --> 00:25:47,908 - Montbourgade... - Here. 298 00:25:48,021 --> 00:25:49,068 - Sinoquet... - Here. 299 00:25:49,101 --> 00:25:50,273 Potiron... 300 00:25:50,941 --> 00:25:52,648 Potiron? 301 00:25:52,701 --> 00:25:56,285 Potiron's not here? Potiron? 302 00:25:57,061 --> 00:25:59,405 What does he do in civilian life? 303 00:25:59,421 --> 00:26:01,503 Butcher's assistant, lieutenant. 304 00:26:01,621 --> 00:26:04,352 Any butcher's assistant here? Any Potiron here? 305 00:26:04,381 --> 00:26:06,201 Going, going, gone! 306 00:26:06,501 --> 00:26:09,289 Consider him missing, and add 4 days of detention. 307 00:26:09,821 --> 00:26:12,085 Get these men into uniform. 308 00:26:12,301 --> 00:26:13,974 Cavalrymen, right! Attention! 309 00:26:14,661 --> 00:26:16,038 As you were! 310 00:26:17,581 --> 00:26:21,745 Those are the reservists? Is this a joke, Mr. Mousseret? 311 00:26:23,301 --> 00:26:25,053 Why wasn't I warned of their arrival? 312 00:26:25,741 --> 00:26:29,814 - Where will we lodge them? - In the stables, captain. 313 00:26:30,581 --> 00:26:31,901 - No? 314 00:26:31,981 --> 00:26:33,107 No. 315 00:26:33,301 --> 00:26:35,383 - You're the orderly officer? - Yes. 316 00:26:35,421 --> 00:26:37,924 Do as you wish, Mr. Mousseret, 317 00:26:38,021 --> 00:26:41,685 but if these men are not in their own bed by 8 PM, 318 00:26:41,701 --> 00:26:44,898 You'll be put under arrest for 8 days. 319 00:26:45,461 --> 00:26:49,625 Enough of that nonsense. Get these men into uniform. 320 00:26:50,221 --> 00:26:51,996 Cavalrymen, right! 321 00:26:52,661 --> 00:26:54,220 Forward, march! 322 00:26:54,261 --> 00:26:56,275 One, two... One, two... 323 00:26:56,301 --> 00:26:58,141 One, two... One, two... 324 00:26:58,141 --> 00:27:01,122 - Tell the orderly officer. - Favret! 325 00:27:03,381 --> 00:27:04,894 Lieutenant. 326 00:27:04,901 --> 00:27:07,404 I spoke with the captain about the reservists. 327 00:27:07,541 --> 00:27:08,906 And? 328 00:27:08,981 --> 00:27:11,871 If these men are not in bed by final roll call, 329 00:27:11,901 --> 00:27:13,861 You'll be confined for 8 days. 330 00:27:13,861 --> 00:27:16,319 What? Did you think they'd sleep in my bunk? 331 00:27:19,301 --> 00:27:21,099 - Bernot! - Yes. 332 00:27:21,781 --> 00:27:24,621 - I've a solution for the beds. - What is it? 333 00:27:24,621 --> 00:27:27,864 Get me 16 of 'em before dusk or you get 4 days of detention. 334 00:27:28,741 --> 00:27:31,221 Where can I find 16 beds? 335 00:27:32,501 --> 00:27:35,425 There you are. Do you like sleeping in detention? 336 00:27:35,501 --> 00:27:39,643 Well, you will if you don't find me 16 beds in 15 minutes. 337 00:27:39,981 --> 00:27:43,110 - For you alone? - No, you dope. For reservists. 338 00:27:43,181 --> 00:27:45,301 - Four beds per barracks. - Four? 339 00:27:45,301 --> 00:27:46,803 Come on, fall out! 340 00:27:50,101 --> 00:27:51,421 Vanderague! 341 00:27:52,381 --> 00:27:54,736 You're sweeping the yard with the stable's broom? 342 00:27:55,861 --> 00:27:58,478 One night of confinement! And not a word! 343 00:27:58,621 --> 00:28:00,817 Or you get 2 days of detention. 344 00:28:05,741 --> 00:28:07,436 What are you doing? 345 00:28:07,701 --> 00:28:10,295 - Me? Nothing. - Two days of detention, 346 00:28:10,301 --> 00:28:12,599 for being so impertinent. 347 00:28:17,741 --> 00:28:19,277 Stableman! 348 00:28:19,421 --> 00:28:20,991 One day of detention. 349 00:28:21,941 --> 00:28:24,381 For projecting a light in a higher-ranked official's face 350 00:28:24,381 --> 00:28:25,871 with a mirror. 351 00:28:28,261 --> 00:28:31,421 Laigrepin! You're getting one night of confinement. 352 00:28:31,421 --> 00:28:32,456 What for? 353 00:28:32,501 --> 00:28:36,301 For impersonating a crow while on duty. 354 00:28:36,301 --> 00:28:37,405 When? 355 00:28:37,581 --> 00:28:40,312 Last month, at the powder magazine, 356 00:28:40,341 --> 00:28:42,810 Lévesque heard you go "Kwah-kwah". Enough! 357 00:28:47,301 --> 00:28:51,204 "In accordance with the colonel's decision, 358 00:28:51,421 --> 00:28:55,107 "after hearing about the imminent arrival of a... 359 00:28:55,501 --> 00:28:58,209 - "... comet, the colonel..." - Corporal. 360 00:28:58,661 --> 00:29:00,459 What's a comet? 361 00:29:01,021 --> 00:29:03,261 A comet? 362 00:29:03,261 --> 00:29:05,889 Don't interrupt me! 363 00:29:07,181 --> 00:29:11,261 "... of a comet, the colonel thought it would be his duty 364 00:29:11,261 --> 00:29:15,061 "to give his men a lecture on cos... 365 00:29:15,061 --> 00:29:17,564 cosmo... ... cosmography... " 366 00:29:21,741 --> 00:29:25,821 I"... about the nature of comets their course through space, 367 00:29:25,821 --> 00:29:29,221 "their periodicity, etc. " 368 00:29:29,221 --> 00:29:32,581 Corporal! Where do I go? 369 00:29:32,581 --> 00:29:35,255 How should I know? What do you want? 370 00:29:35,301 --> 00:29:37,269 - Who are you? - The butcher. 371 00:29:37,541 --> 00:29:40,010 - What? - I work as a butcher. 372 00:29:40,061 --> 00:29:42,941 - I'm here as reservist. - What's your name? 373 00:29:42,941 --> 00:29:45,296 Potiron, whose nose is large as a chestnut. 374 00:29:46,101 --> 00:29:49,275 Oh! So you're Potiron! Go see the colonel. 375 00:29:49,301 --> 00:29:52,181 You'll get 4 days in the hole. 376 00:29:52,181 --> 00:29:58,501 Only 4 days? That's not even enough time to catch a cold! 377 00:29:58,501 --> 00:30:00,981 Don't be a wise guy, you could get more. 378 00:30:01,021 --> 00:30:02,807 I'll see the colonel, first. 379 00:30:03,061 --> 00:30:06,759 Reservist Potiron is in the barracks, lieutenant. 380 00:30:07,061 --> 00:30:09,962 So he finally showed up. Thank you. 381 00:30:10,101 --> 00:30:12,308 I'll go and meet him. 382 00:30:12,501 --> 00:30:16,460 I'll teach him a few notions on punctuality, which is 383 00:30:16,461 --> 00:30:18,429 the politeness of princes. 384 00:30:18,741 --> 00:30:22,530 - Don't get so worked up! - You think I'm worked up? 385 00:30:22,541 --> 00:30:24,202 - Four more days. - Eight, then. 386 00:30:24,221 --> 00:30:26,981 - Plus 4 more, for 12. - I can add! 387 00:30:26,981 --> 00:30:32,044 - The pigs may end up eating you! - Then I better get going! 388 00:30:32,061 --> 00:30:33,574 I'll get my uniform. 389 00:30:33,741 --> 00:30:35,926 - The cavalrymen... - Attention! 390 00:30:35,941 --> 00:30:37,989 At ease. Is Potiron here? 391 00:30:38,101 --> 00:30:40,468 He went to see the colonel, lieutenant. 392 00:30:41,461 --> 00:30:44,317 - Who's in charge? - He is. 393 00:30:44,341 --> 00:30:46,958 Hi, mate! I came to get my uniform. 394 00:30:47,021 --> 00:30:48,091 What's your name? 395 00:30:48,141 --> 00:30:50,189 Potiron, whose nose is big... 396 00:30:50,461 --> 00:30:54,182 - Any news about Potiron? - He went to get his uniform. 397 00:30:58,541 --> 00:31:01,329 - What's this on your head? - A hat. 398 00:31:01,341 --> 00:31:03,844 Can't you see it's too small? Imbecile! 399 00:31:03,941 --> 00:31:05,978 It's the biggest one they had! 400 00:31:06,061 --> 00:31:08,814 Change it, or You'll get 8 days. 401 00:31:08,901 --> 00:31:14,522 Eight days? Maybe a pail would fit better! 402 00:31:19,021 --> 00:31:22,207 - Have you seen Potiron? - He went to get his uniform. 403 00:31:29,421 --> 00:31:32,254 - Attention! - At ease! 404 00:31:33,101 --> 00:31:36,571 - Is Potiron here? - He just left for the barracks. 405 00:31:38,421 --> 00:31:40,674 Hi, guys! 406 00:31:41,701 --> 00:31:44,318 So, kid. What's for lunch? 407 00:31:44,661 --> 00:31:46,550 Beef and beans? 408 00:31:46,741 --> 00:31:48,903 Well, let me tell you something. 409 00:31:48,941 --> 00:31:52,662 Eating beef and beans is like eating nothing. 410 00:31:52,741 --> 00:31:54,266 I'm off to the mess hall. 411 00:31:54,421 --> 00:31:58,608 Why don't you come? Come on, guys! 412 00:32:01,821 --> 00:32:03,585 Hi, kids! 413 00:32:03,981 --> 00:32:06,848 Give 'em a drink! It's on me! 414 00:32:09,461 --> 00:32:11,043 - Attention! - At ease! 415 00:32:11,101 --> 00:32:13,301 - As anyone seen Potiron? - Yes, lieutenant. 416 00:32:13,301 --> 00:32:16,669 - Where is he? - He just left fort he mess hall. 417 00:32:20,621 --> 00:32:23,295 Beef with sorrel? Nothing doing! 418 00:32:23,381 --> 00:32:24,997 I'm eating out! 419 00:32:25,101 --> 00:32:28,341 Hey! Watch out for the orderly officer! 420 00:32:28,341 --> 00:32:29,388 Thanks, buddy! 421 00:32:29,461 --> 00:32:33,068 I'm already up to 8 days of confinement. 422 00:32:33,701 --> 00:32:35,861 - Chasseur! - Lieutenant. 423 00:32:35,861 --> 00:32:37,659 Do you know a reservist named Potiron? 424 00:32:38,701 --> 00:32:41,819 - Potiron? - Yes, I've looked for an hour. 425 00:32:41,861 --> 00:32:46,061 Oh! Potiron! We were together just now at the mess hall. 426 00:32:46,061 --> 00:32:47,415 Fine, thank you. 427 00:32:49,421 --> 00:32:51,606 - Potiron! - He just left, lieutenant. 428 00:32:51,981 --> 00:32:54,518 Goddammit! Enough of this nonsense! 429 00:32:55,501 --> 00:32:58,015 - Maréchal des log is! - Lieutenant. 430 00:32:58,101 --> 00:33:02,026 - Arrest reservist Potiron. - Yes, lieutenant. Where is he? 431 00:33:02,701 --> 00:33:05,659 Two days of confinement for your stupid question! 432 00:33:05,741 --> 00:33:10,247 And 4 more, if he's not behind bars in 10 minutes. Find him! 433 00:33:48,581 --> 00:33:51,494 Hello, Madame Bijou! Here's your head cheese. 434 00:33:51,541 --> 00:33:54,397 - How much do I owe you? - Twelve francs. 435 00:33:54,581 --> 00:33:57,596 - How expensive! - All's more expensive! 436 00:33:57,781 --> 00:34:00,000 I'll take 2 sous' worth. 437 00:34:00,061 --> 00:34:03,076 That's not for you. It's for officers. 438 00:34:03,141 --> 00:34:05,981 Put it in a cool place, it's freshly made. 439 00:34:05,981 --> 00:34:07,961 I'll put it on the windowsill. 440 00:34:24,181 --> 00:34:25,876 Tell me... 441 00:34:26,101 --> 00:34:28,809 Whaddya think of head cheese? 442 00:34:31,061 --> 00:34:33,519 A slice of that is better than a kick in the... 443 00:35:05,181 --> 00:35:08,221 Yes, sergeant, I'll bring you a slice. 444 00:35:08,221 --> 00:35:11,373 It's still warm. Wait till you taste it! 445 00:35:20,061 --> 00:35:21,643 I'll be... 446 00:35:22,741 --> 00:35:24,334 I don't believe it. 447 00:35:24,661 --> 00:35:27,358 - Lieutenant! - What? 448 00:35:27,421 --> 00:35:29,701 Someone just nicked my head cheese. 449 00:35:29,701 --> 00:35:34,389 What should I care? Look at that crazy woman and her head cheese! 450 00:35:36,461 --> 00:35:38,782 Why don't you go... Tenderfoot! White-faced clown! 451 00:35:39,461 --> 00:35:43,637 If I were your mother, you'd get a heck of a spanking! 452 00:35:51,901 --> 00:35:53,665 I've seen everything! 453 00:35:54,181 --> 00:35:55,221 What? 454 00:35:55,221 --> 00:35:57,679 There are thieves in the squadron. 455 00:35:58,341 --> 00:36:03,245 - You don't say. - My head cheese was just stolen. 456 00:36:03,541 --> 00:36:07,061 That's not nice. If I knew who did this... 457 00:36:07,061 --> 00:36:10,861 Why don't you look for him, or pray God you don't. 458 00:36:10,861 --> 00:36:13,301 You're speaking nonsense, Madame Bijou. 459 00:36:13,301 --> 00:36:17,397 Instead of sitting there, why don't you make a roll call? 460 00:36:17,461 --> 00:36:19,805 Or search the men's duffel bags? 461 00:36:19,821 --> 00:36:23,098 Stuff them all in a cell until the thief comes forward. 462 00:36:23,301 --> 00:36:25,668 If only I wasn't a woman... 463 00:36:26,261 --> 00:36:28,298 I'll make a fuss about it. 464 00:36:28,301 --> 00:36:30,383 - What fuss? - You bet I will. 465 00:36:30,421 --> 00:36:33,459 I'll write the colonel, tell him how things are. 466 00:36:33,741 --> 00:36:36,039 I get robbed every single day. 467 00:36:36,261 --> 00:36:39,287 Candles, tobacco, bread... 468 00:36:39,581 --> 00:36:43,154 Two days ago it was sausages, and today it's head cheese. 469 00:36:43,341 --> 00:36:44,627 I'm tired of this! 470 00:36:44,821 --> 00:36:46,892 I'm sure it's Fricot and Laplotte. 471 00:36:46,981 --> 00:36:49,861 I'll make sure they face the Council. 472 00:36:49,861 --> 00:36:52,461 - Don't be silly. - You bet I will. 473 00:36:52,461 --> 00:36:58,309 Five years of labor for 2 men, simply for head cheese? 474 00:36:58,741 --> 00:37:01,995 - Absolutely. - You can't do that. 475 00:37:03,301 --> 00:37:05,395 You know what, Edmond? 476 00:37:05,621 --> 00:37:08,443 Don't you see how all this affects you? 477 00:37:08,541 --> 00:37:11,112 You're too weak and too kind. 478 00:37:11,221 --> 00:37:13,462 You're annoying me, Madame Bijou. 479 00:37:13,861 --> 00:37:17,399 You didn't say that when we first met, 20 years ago. 480 00:37:18,221 --> 00:37:21,839 You were a sergeant, and I sang at the Beuglant. 481 00:37:21,861 --> 00:37:26,128 - You sang out of tune. - You were happy you found me, 482 00:37:26,141 --> 00:37:28,360 and I didn't annoy you, then. 483 00:37:28,501 --> 00:37:30,811 Isn't it true, huh? 484 00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:35,181 - Is it true or not? - You don't have to scream! 485 00:37:35,181 --> 00:37:38,685 It's not because we had a good time together, 486 00:37:38,861 --> 00:37:41,387 that everyone has to know about it. 487 00:37:43,021 --> 00:37:47,106 - So how much do you want? - My head cheese or 12 francs. 488 00:37:48,461 --> 00:37:50,981 How pathetic, 489 00:37:50,981 --> 00:37:53,825 to see an honest man paying for such low-life... 490 00:37:54,021 --> 00:37:57,184 Giving away his own money, as if it was plentiful... 491 00:37:57,461 --> 00:38:00,180 Here... I don't have a lot, but still... 492 00:38:00,341 --> 00:38:01,934 Here. 493 00:38:02,581 --> 00:38:06,119 - Take this. I owe you 1 sou. - I don't want that money. 494 00:38:06,261 --> 00:38:08,070 - Why? - It's personal. 495 00:38:08,341 --> 00:38:11,515 You're even more stubborn than your headcheese. 496 00:38:11,621 --> 00:38:15,956 Look at you, calling me an idiot and acting like a bigger fool. 497 00:38:16,061 --> 00:38:19,417 - Can't say you're wrong... - Let's split the difference. 498 00:38:20,741 --> 00:38:24,132 Now make no mistake. 499 00:38:24,861 --> 00:38:26,852 Don't kick up a fuss with the colonel. 500 00:38:26,941 --> 00:38:29,831 - IT won't. - There you go. 501 00:38:30,261 --> 00:38:32,605 - OK, then. - Goodbye, then. 502 00:38:32,661 --> 00:38:34,288 Goodbye. 503 00:38:34,661 --> 00:38:37,050 See you, old maid! 504 00:39:01,101 --> 00:39:03,411 Excuse me, gentlemen. 505 00:39:30,061 --> 00:39:31,677 Bravo! 506 00:39:32,301 --> 00:39:34,759 Is she ever pretty! 507 00:40:38,461 --> 00:40:43,319 Hey, Mimi! You'll put us all to sleep! 508 00:40:45,901 --> 00:40:49,599 You better tie yourself, or You'll fly away! 509 00:40:59,101 --> 00:41:00,967 Enough! 510 00:41:07,261 --> 00:41:08,990 Here! For you! 511 00:41:09,981 --> 00:41:12,188 Grab these! 512 00:42:25,741 --> 00:42:28,051 Hey, buddies! May God bless you, 513 00:42:28,141 --> 00:42:32,123 change you nose into a bump, and your chin like my rump. 514 00:43:49,221 --> 00:43:51,098 I'll be right back, lieutenant. 515 00:43:58,541 --> 00:44:01,886 For crying out loud... They're sleeping? 516 00:44:04,581 --> 00:44:07,676 Get up, you bums. Fricot! 517 00:44:08,101 --> 00:44:09,990 - Here! - Laplotte! 518 00:44:10,181 --> 00:44:15,267 - He's taking a bath. - I'll show you better manners. 519 00:44:16,221 --> 00:44:18,849 Get up, now! Quit taking me for a fool. 520 00:44:18,901 --> 00:44:20,983 - We have to get up? - Yes. 521 00:44:21,021 --> 00:44:23,945 - What for? - Because it's an order. 522 00:44:24,101 --> 00:44:28,461 Who gave me such bums, who can't do anything better 523 00:44:28,461 --> 00:44:30,998 than eat and sleep like kings. 524 00:44:31,021 --> 00:44:32,864 Like kings? 525 00:44:34,261 --> 00:44:37,367 - Talk about kings! - Enough! 526 00:44:37,381 --> 00:44:40,578 - That's a good one. - Enough, I said. 527 00:44:40,621 --> 00:44:45,491 - Why do you say we're kings? - Get up and make it snappy! 528 00:44:45,821 --> 00:44:47,812 Why do we have to get up? 529 00:44:47,821 --> 00:44:50,165 To break the ice in the troughs. 530 00:44:50,261 --> 00:44:52,002 - No way. - I'd rather die. 531 00:44:52,621 --> 00:44:54,621 - Barchetti! - Lieutenant. 532 00:44:54,621 --> 00:44:59,400 These men offended me and I want you to testify against them. 533 00:44:59,861 --> 00:45:01,221 I'm sorry, lieutenant, 534 00:45:01,221 --> 00:45:05,294 but I can't testify for something I didn't witness. 535 00:45:09,461 --> 00:45:12,408 But You'll vouch they refused to follow orders. 536 00:45:12,781 --> 00:45:14,419 - Huh? - What? 537 00:45:15,181 --> 00:45:17,809 - What are your saying? - Refusing orders? 538 00:45:18,181 --> 00:45:19,341 - When? - Where? 539 00:45:19,341 --> 00:45:21,821 - What about? - Did you refuse any order? 540 00:45:22,061 --> 00:45:23,859 - Never. - Neither did I. 541 00:45:23,901 --> 00:45:29,180 - You rotten liars. - We're not lying, lieutenant. 542 00:45:29,181 --> 00:45:32,301 For the last time, are you refusing to get up? 543 00:45:32,301 --> 00:45:34,679 Not at all, lieutenant. 544 00:45:34,701 --> 00:45:37,443 In fact, we're eagerly getting up. 545 00:45:37,461 --> 00:45:39,759 The maréchal-des-log is can attest to it. 546 00:45:40,261 --> 00:45:44,835 You told us we could lie down because we felt a little sick. 547 00:45:45,421 --> 00:45:47,344 It doesn't feel so warm, huh? 548 00:45:47,421 --> 00:45:49,901 You may go, maréchal-des-log is. 549 00:45:51,901 --> 00:45:55,223 - Hurry up, you fools. - With pleasure, lieutenant. 550 00:45:57,021 --> 00:45:59,956 In fact, it's rather cold. We're going back to sleep. 551 00:46:00,061 --> 00:46:02,496 Yeah, let's go. Come on. 552 00:46:04,741 --> 00:46:08,655 Fine! Is that what you want? You'll be sorry you did this. 553 00:46:12,221 --> 00:46:15,748 You won't get away with this, you fools. 554 00:46:36,901 --> 00:46:38,300 Good evening, Pujol. 555 00:46:38,621 --> 00:46:39,918 Tell me... 556 00:46:39,941 --> 00:46:42,478 Any news on La Guillaumette and Croquebol? 557 00:46:42,541 --> 00:46:43,975 No, captain. 558 00:46:47,821 --> 00:46:49,311 Scoundrels... 559 00:47:19,821 --> 00:47:24,315 - Look what they're serving us. - How can they give us such junk? 560 00:47:24,581 --> 00:47:26,583 You call this meat? 561 00:47:26,941 --> 00:47:30,421 Tell me it is, and I'll throw it in your face. 562 00:47:30,421 --> 00:47:32,105 What's going on? 563 00:47:32,901 --> 00:47:36,019 Look at what they're feeding us. This soup is disgusting. 564 00:47:36,021 --> 00:47:38,388 I don't give a damn, it's for cavalrymen. 565 00:47:42,461 --> 00:47:44,782 I'm dumping it. There you go. 566 00:47:53,101 --> 00:47:56,139 This should fill me up. I needed it! 567 00:47:56,501 --> 00:48:00,581 - Think I need it less than you? - Quit complaining! 568 00:48:00,581 --> 00:48:02,661 That soup's not worth a damn. 569 00:48:02,661 --> 00:48:05,461 - The officer's a sleaze. - So is the chef! 570 00:48:05,461 --> 00:48:08,146 Four volunteers to break his face! 571 00:48:08,781 --> 00:48:11,941 You're right, but don't make such a fuss about it. 572 00:48:11,941 --> 00:48:13,887 - File a complaint. - To whom? 573 00:48:13,901 --> 00:48:16,302 To the general, when he comes for his inspection. 574 00:48:18,581 --> 00:48:19,855 That would be something! 575 00:48:20,541 --> 00:48:22,862 But who'll tell him? 576 00:48:23,901 --> 00:48:26,518 - Why don't you? - Why me? 577 00:48:28,461 --> 00:48:30,987 I'll tell the general. 578 00:48:32,341 --> 00:48:34,787 - You wouldn't dare! - I wouldn't? 579 00:48:34,901 --> 00:48:39,156 And why wouldn't I? The general isn't God. 580 00:48:41,021 --> 00:48:44,639 And even if he were, that wouldn't shut me up. 581 00:48:45,781 --> 00:48:49,627 - Go on, you're interesting... - Oh, you find me interesting? 582 00:48:49,981 --> 00:48:52,939 — Well, I'll tell the general. — The general? 583 00:48:53,021 --> 00:48:54,204 The general. 584 00:48:54,221 --> 00:48:56,474 Give him my regards, then. 585 00:48:58,381 --> 00:49:00,167 Who's with me? 586 00:49:01,621 --> 00:49:02,998 I am. 587 00:49:03,181 --> 00:49:05,752 - So am |. - So am |. 588 00:49:07,581 --> 00:49:10,901 As God is my witness, I always keep my word. 589 00:49:10,901 --> 00:49:12,821 I can be trusted more than any officer. 590 00:49:12,821 --> 00:49:12,832 - In that case we'll be 2. - We'll be 3. 591 00:49:16,421 --> 00:49:19,181 - We'll be 4. - We'll be 5. 592 00:49:19,181 --> 00:49:20,740 We'll be 6. 593 00:49:21,421 --> 00:49:23,958 I don't know what you said, but we'll be 6. 594 00:49:24,781 --> 00:49:27,301 We had such a great time last night. 595 00:49:27,301 --> 00:49:30,623 I paid a round of drinks. Everyone placed his order. 596 00:49:58,661 --> 00:50:01,687 So you're an actor, now? 597 00:50:02,701 --> 00:50:05,170 Get down from there, dammit. 598 00:50:07,341 --> 00:50:08,649 If it isn't Potiron... 599 00:50:08,941 --> 00:50:12,115 - Why aren't you in detention? - I'm sick. 600 00:50:12,461 --> 00:50:17,661 Sick? Go to the clinic, and if you're lying... 601 00:50:26,101 --> 00:50:28,138 Hey! Don't overdo it! 602 00:50:28,221 --> 00:50:31,501 - It's not our fault. - We were told to sweep. 603 00:50:31,501 --> 00:50:34,118 - So, we're sweeping. - Well, just pretend. 604 00:50:57,101 --> 00:51:00,014 Here's a motive for punishment that won't go unheard. 605 00:51:00,181 --> 00:51:02,934 If Potiron doesn't get 8 days of detention, 606 00:51:03,221 --> 00:51:05,621 may I be changed into a radiator. 607 00:51:05,621 --> 00:51:07,339 Maybe he's in the mess hall. 608 00:51:07,341 --> 00:51:11,733 Perhaps he is. Butsince he's never where I look, 609 00:51:11,861 --> 00:51:15,320 I'd rather believe it than see it. I'm tired of all this. 610 00:51:15,501 --> 00:51:17,390 If one day... in the near future... 611 00:51:17,701 --> 00:51:18,964 perchance... 612 00:51:18,981 --> 00:51:23,145 Providence finally grants me the privilege of meeting Potiron, 613 00:51:24,101 --> 00:51:26,741 I'll have a word or two for him. 614 00:51:29,141 --> 00:51:33,237 I can't stand that clown with his silly pillbox hat. 615 00:51:33,541 --> 00:51:36,784 Small as a mustard seed, yet he farts like 12. 616 00:51:37,461 --> 00:51:38,621 Pathetic. 617 00:51:38,621 --> 00:51:41,295 - There's Potiron! - Hello, pencil pushers. 618 00:51:41,301 --> 00:51:43,395 I need a paper for the infirmary. 619 00:51:49,101 --> 00:51:50,580 You're sick? 620 00:51:51,941 --> 00:51:55,377 Why the hell should you care? Yeah, I'm sick. 621 00:51:55,421 --> 00:51:58,072 - What do you have? - Blood's gone down to my feet, 622 00:51:58,181 --> 00:52:01,424 - from standing too much. - Poorslob! 623 00:52:01,501 --> 00:52:06,234 It's true. Plus my skin's too tight. I can't open one eye, 624 00:52:06,381 --> 00:52:08,304 without closing the other. 625 00:52:09,781 --> 00:52:13,001 Can I see your tongue? Come on, stick it out. 626 00:52:13,021 --> 00:52:14,398 Lemme see. 627 00:52:14,821 --> 00:52:18,564 - Doesn't look good... - I smoked a pipeful of hay. 628 00:52:19,261 --> 00:52:20,797 No kidding. 629 00:52:22,141 --> 00:52:24,143 - Got any smokes? - Of course. 630 00:52:24,181 --> 00:52:25,364 I'll take one. 631 00:52:27,421 --> 00:52:28,764 Here you go, buddy. 632 00:52:29,021 --> 00:52:33,481 - Thanks, fatso. - Now, I get it. 633 00:52:33,781 --> 00:52:35,374 See you, pal. 634 00:52:37,661 --> 00:52:39,743 Wait! It's too heavy. 635 00:52:54,141 --> 00:52:57,896 So, my friend. Are you happy to be in service? 636 00:52:58,101 --> 00:53:00,251 - Yup. - Yup? 637 00:53:00,501 --> 00:53:03,050 You don't seem so nervous. 638 00:53:03,901 --> 00:53:06,211 Isn't it fun to rejoin your friends? 639 00:53:06,581 --> 00:53:09,118 Plus fresh air, and plenty of good food? 640 00:53:10,181 --> 00:53:13,640 That's all true, captain. But I have a wife. 641 00:53:14,981 --> 00:53:16,665 You're afraid to be cuckolded. 642 00:53:16,781 --> 00:53:19,381 - I'm not worried. - Why not? 643 00:53:19,381 --> 00:53:21,418 Why not? 644 00:53:22,341 --> 00:53:25,941 - With a face like yours! - But I'm sure, Captain. 645 00:53:25,941 --> 00:53:29,400 Don't be ridiculous. You wouldn't be the first. 646 00:53:29,501 --> 00:53:32,163 Better cuckold than minister. It lasts longer. 647 00:53:32,181 --> 00:53:33,683 I'd say so... 648 00:53:38,701 --> 00:53:40,294 - Anything new? - No, captain. 649 00:53:40,741 --> 00:53:42,341 - The 2 rascals? - Still missing. 650 00:53:42,341 --> 00:53:43,729 Scoundrels... 651 00:53:44,141 --> 00:53:47,661 Peplat. Fetch me 3 absinthes. 652 00:53:47,661 --> 00:53:48,719 Yes, captain. 653 00:53:48,741 --> 00:53:50,778 They're about to be declared AWOL. 654 00:53:50,781 --> 00:53:52,055 - Who? - The 2 rascals. 655 00:53:52,061 --> 00:53:54,098 - It's done. - What? 656 00:53:54,421 --> 00:53:57,288 Of course, captain. Since last night. 657 00:53:57,501 --> 00:54:00,220 You can be sure they won't get less than 2 years. 658 00:54:00,381 --> 00:54:02,292 Why be so hasty? 659 00:54:04,141 --> 00:54:05,745 Don't be so radical. 660 00:54:06,061 --> 00:54:09,793 What difference does a few hours make, as long as they return? 661 00:54:09,901 --> 00:54:14,463 Whether it's now or tomorrow morning doesn't matter. 662 00:54:16,821 --> 00:54:19,688 - When did they leave? - Six full days ago, captain. 663 00:54:19,861 --> 00:54:23,820 They're AWOL since yesterday. It was my decision. 664 00:54:24,661 --> 00:54:27,346 And what does that decision say? 665 00:54:30,101 --> 00:54:34,661 - What does it say? - Well... Nothing at all. 666 00:54:34,661 --> 00:54:37,289 I can't read it. Someone spilled ink on it. 667 00:54:38,581 --> 00:54:41,596 - Do I remind you of someone? - No, why? 668 00:54:41,861 --> 00:54:44,901 You look like a chicken that's just seen a knife. 669 00:54:44,901 --> 00:54:47,154 - But, captain... - Shut up. 670 00:54:47,341 --> 00:54:49,639 - But... - Shut up. 671 00:54:51,021 --> 00:54:53,342 You're getting rather familiar, 672 00:54:54,501 --> 00:54:56,515 in a way I find inappropriate. 673 00:54:57,061 --> 00:54:59,780 And those side way glances you throw at me, 674 00:54:59,901 --> 00:55:02,006 for lost cigarette butts, 675 00:55:02,101 --> 00:55:05,141 or ink-stained pages in the book of decisions, 676 00:55:05,141 --> 00:55:07,098 unnerve me to the highest degree. 677 00:55:08,781 --> 00:55:11,000 Don't forget in front of whom you're standing. 678 00:55:16,301 --> 00:55:18,360 Consider yourself dismissed. 679 00:55:20,581 --> 00:55:23,141 I can't stand that guy. It's true. 680 00:55:24,501 --> 00:55:27,072 He did nothing to me, but I can't stand him. 681 00:55:30,461 --> 00:55:32,901 Do you really think, colonel, 682 00:55:32,901 --> 00:55:35,901 I'd be stupid enough 683 00:55:35,901 --> 00:55:39,132 to spill some ink, to absolve 2 ruffians? 684 00:55:39,141 --> 00:55:40,472 So it was you? 685 00:55:41,501 --> 00:55:43,162 Yeah, it was. 686 00:55:43,981 --> 00:55:46,587 We can't simply send 2 idiots to jail. 687 00:55:47,261 --> 00:55:50,583 Son, you prepare absinthe like an ass, but it doesn't matter. 688 00:55:51,141 --> 00:55:52,506 Here. 689 00:55:52,661 --> 00:55:54,914 - Cheers. - Cheers, captain. 690 00:55:56,181 --> 00:55:57,661 Well, son? 691 00:55:57,661 --> 00:56:00,505 - Join us. - I'd be delighted, captain. 692 00:56:02,661 --> 00:56:04,902 - Cheers. - Cheers, captain. 693 00:56:10,061 --> 00:56:12,587 - Hello, gentlemen. - Attention. 694 00:56:12,701 --> 00:56:14,032 The general... 695 00:56:14,101 --> 00:56:16,183 At ease, at ease... 696 00:56:25,461 --> 00:56:27,372 Come now, come now... 697 00:56:27,381 --> 00:56:28,997 Let's not suffocate, here. 698 00:56:29,061 --> 00:56:30,756 I beg your pardon, general. 699 00:56:30,861 --> 00:56:35,935 Did the sight of me make you swallow the wrong way? 700 00:56:36,501 --> 00:56:39,015 - We're old colleagues. - Yes, general. 701 00:56:39,701 --> 00:56:42,705 Have a seat, colonel. Please do. 702 00:56:44,581 --> 00:56:46,288 You as well, son. 703 00:56:46,501 --> 00:56:48,367 I don't want to disturb anyone. 704 00:56:49,741 --> 00:56:51,869 You were just having... 705 00:56:51,981 --> 00:56:53,028 ... an aperitif? 706 00:56:53,501 --> 00:56:55,447 Yes, yes, general. 707 00:56:55,541 --> 00:56:57,953 I see nothing wrong with that. 708 00:57:00,221 --> 00:57:01,791 Forgive me for being shortsighted. 709 00:57:04,101 --> 00:57:05,785 But... 710 00:57:07,061 --> 00:57:09,610 -This is absinthe. - A single drop. For flavor. 711 00:57:10,181 --> 00:57:11,956 Very well. 712 00:57:12,141 --> 00:57:14,724 There's nothing harmful with absinthe. 713 00:57:15,021 --> 00:57:17,581 - Nothing at all. - Providing, of course, 714 00:57:17,581 --> 00:57:19,254 it's used sparingly. 715 00:57:20,461 --> 00:57:23,283 Because overdoing it affects your nervous system, 716 00:57:23,661 --> 00:57:26,232 - and can damage the brain. - Of course. 717 00:57:26,541 --> 00:57:29,055 This is an exception, general. A rare occurrence. 718 00:57:29,661 --> 00:57:31,777 Of course, of course. 719 00:57:31,821 --> 00:57:34,142 And as far as it's possible... 720 00:57:35,061 --> 00:57:38,691 ... avoid drinking with lower-ranked officers. 721 00:57:40,781 --> 00:57:42,328 It does not matter in the least, 722 00:57:42,821 --> 00:57:46,075 but other men could come in, and that could be a shame. 723 00:57:46,141 --> 00:57:49,600 Yes, but you know, general, this is exceptional. 724 00:57:50,381 --> 00:57:54,488 I'm sure it is. Now let's have a look, 725 00:57:55,381 --> 00:57:59,557 at today's schedule. Hand me the book of decisions. 726 00:57:59,701 --> 00:58:01,123 Here it is, general. 727 00:58:04,141 --> 00:58:05,996 Perfect... 728 00:58:06,141 --> 00:58:07,916 - Nice penmanship. - Thank you, general. 729 00:58:07,941 --> 00:58:11,707 - He's among the best, general. - I see... 730 00:58:12,141 --> 00:58:13,893 Very well, my friend. 731 00:58:14,021 --> 00:58:15,443 Tell me, 732 00:58:15,741 --> 00:58:19,781 when you have a minute, why don't you get a haircut? 733 00:58:19,781 --> 00:58:21,875 - Army standards. - Yes, general. 734 00:58:22,021 --> 00:58:24,820 - I'm terribly sorry. - Now, now. 735 00:58:24,821 --> 00:58:27,415 - I apologize. - Don't worry, captain, 736 00:58:27,541 --> 00:58:29,919 it does not matter in the least. 737 00:58:30,981 --> 00:58:32,938 We were saying... 738 00:58:34,781 --> 00:58:35,976 Let's see... 739 00:58:36,381 --> 00:58:39,089 "Decisions. 740 00:58:39,341 --> 00:58:40,581 "Tuesday, the 16, 741 00:58:40,581 --> 00:58:42,845 "Wednesday, the 17, 742 00:58:43,581 --> 00:58:47,131 "Thursday, the 18, 743 00:58:48,421 --> 00:58:49,855 "Satur... " 744 00:58:49,861 --> 00:58:52,831 "Saturday, the 20"? How come there's no... 745 00:58:53,221 --> 00:58:55,223 There's no "Friday, the 19"? 746 00:58:55,421 --> 00:58:59,661 - Probably carried forward. - I don't see anything. 747 00:58:59,661 --> 00:59:01,459 Probably my weak eyesight... 748 00:59:03,021 --> 00:59:04,750 This is... 749 00:59:05,621 --> 00:59:07,589 Good Lord! 750 00:59:08,061 --> 00:59:09,836 Now, now, now... 751 00:59:09,901 --> 00:59:12,632 Someone spilled the contents of an ink pot. 752 00:59:12,821 --> 00:59:15,324 - That can't be! - See for yourself. 753 00:59:17,341 --> 00:59:20,959 This is strange. That's ink, indeed. 754 00:59:21,981 --> 00:59:24,484 - Who did this, Favret? - I don't know, captain. 755 00:59:25,181 --> 00:59:28,094 - Someone must have come in here. - No one, captain. 756 00:59:29,861 --> 00:59:32,171 I don't know what to say, general. 757 00:59:33,021 --> 00:59:36,889 How unfortunate... That's ink, indeed. 758 00:59:37,221 --> 00:59:38,061 Yep. 759 00:59:38,061 --> 00:59:39,540 I'm terribly sorry, general. 760 00:59:40,661 --> 00:59:42,231 It does not matter in the least. 761 00:59:42,381 --> 00:59:45,066 Please make sure it doesn't happen again. 762 00:59:46,461 --> 00:59:49,221 - Yes, general. - Tell me... 763 00:59:49,221 --> 00:59:52,441 Do you have any prisoners? 764 00:59:52,901 --> 00:59:55,495 A few. You know, stubborn characters, 765 00:59:55,781 --> 01:00:01,902 rogues, like in every regiment. So we deal harshly with them. 766 01:00:02,061 --> 01:00:03,392 Of course... 767 01:00:03,501 --> 01:00:05,572 Why don't we go see them? 768 01:00:05,741 --> 01:00:09,678 The troop inspection in the yard 769 01:00:09,701 --> 01:00:14,261 is at noon. And it's now... 11130 AM,. 770 01:00:14,261 --> 01:00:17,071 - We have half an hour to kill. - Yes, general. 771 01:00:19,741 --> 01:00:22,153 - Go warn the sergeant. - Yes, sir. 772 01:00:22,181 --> 01:00:25,515 Stay here, colonel. I don't want to disturb anyone. 773 01:00:25,581 --> 01:00:29,609 Fine, general. If you could do me the honor... 774 01:00:30,381 --> 01:00:31,451 Thank you. 775 01:00:36,581 --> 01:00:38,390 What is this? 776 01:00:38,981 --> 01:00:40,745 Garbage? 777 01:00:40,821 --> 01:00:43,335 Yes. That's what it is. 778 01:00:43,621 --> 01:00:46,238 I couldn't tell you... Who did this, Favret? 779 01:00:46,261 --> 01:00:49,344 - I don't know, captain. -This must be removed at once. 780 01:00:50,341 --> 01:00:53,527 If people start taking the colonel's office for a stable. 781 01:00:54,541 --> 01:00:56,270 In fact, it does not matter in the least. 782 01:01:00,461 --> 01:01:03,169 I know it's supposed to bring luck, but still. 783 01:01:07,581 --> 01:01:09,661 Is everything OK in prison? 784 01:01:09,661 --> 01:01:11,857 Rest assured, captain. 785 01:01:11,901 --> 01:01:15,261 Everything is under control. The general will be pleased. 786 01:01:15,261 --> 01:01:16,797 Fine, then. 787 01:01:35,501 --> 01:01:36,946 They're singing? 788 01:01:37,381 --> 01:01:38,871 This way, general. 789 01:01:38,901 --> 01:01:41,939 Well, it all seems well kept. Everything's clean. 790 01:01:43,581 --> 01:01:45,345 That's perf... 791 01:01:48,221 --> 01:01:50,167 Are these your prisoners I hear? 792 01:01:50,421 --> 01:01:54,563 A light-hearted song, general. They're rather homesick. 793 01:01:55,141 --> 01:01:56,643 I can see that. 794 01:02:02,861 --> 01:02:07,003 - Would you be so kind... - Hurrah for the general! 795 01:02:08,181 --> 01:02:12,004 Would you be kind enough to introduce me to these youths? 796 01:02:12,021 --> 01:02:13,773 Of course, general. Flick! 797 01:02:14,461 --> 01:02:16,532 Attention! 798 01:02:17,701 --> 01:02:19,294 I smell a whiff of tobacco smoke. 799 01:02:19,301 --> 01:02:20,735 Of course not, general. 800 01:02:23,381 --> 01:02:25,088 Please forgive me, captain. 801 01:02:25,421 --> 01:02:27,661 - This is rather unbearable. - Yes... 802 01:02:27,661 --> 01:02:30,676 - Your prisoners are allowed to smoke? - No, general. 803 01:02:30,741 --> 01:02:34,101 They do so without permission. Like in every regiment. 804 01:02:34,101 --> 01:02:35,523 Yes... yes... 805 01:02:35,541 --> 01:02:39,614 But wait until you see how I handle them. Attention! 806 01:02:39,781 --> 01:02:41,567 So, you funny types. 807 01:02:41,661 --> 01:02:45,450 The general is honoring you with his presence. Forward! 808 01:02:45,941 --> 01:02:47,534 Look at these scoundrels... 809 01:02:47,981 --> 01:02:51,281 You should be ashamed... 810 01:03:00,701 --> 01:03:04,012 - So these are our roughnecks? - A disgrace for the army. 811 01:03:04,261 --> 01:03:06,298 Lazy bums. Rascals. 812 01:03:09,941 --> 01:03:13,468 - Why are you here, son? - For carousing around, general. 813 01:03:15,381 --> 01:03:18,541 Carousing? What kind of language is that? 814 01:03:18,541 --> 01:03:21,283 Couldn't you be more polite? Really! 815 01:03:21,861 --> 01:03:23,886 He's not your comrade, you know. 816 01:03:24,301 --> 01:03:26,190 Scoundrel. 817 01:03:35,061 --> 01:03:37,564 Yes. It's rather long. 818 01:03:38,821 --> 01:03:40,676 The squadron has no barber? 819 01:03:40,901 --> 01:03:42,790 I've no time, general. 820 01:03:42,941 --> 01:03:46,525 - Why not? - I'm always in jail. I can't go. 821 01:03:48,101 --> 01:03:49,205 Yeah. 822 01:03:50,461 --> 01:03:53,158 What are you hiding behind your back, son? 823 01:03:53,581 --> 01:03:56,004 Come now, come Now. Show me. 824 01:03:56,061 --> 01:03:57,563 I'm no bogeyman. 825 01:04:05,701 --> 01:04:07,544 What is this? 826 01:04:09,341 --> 01:04:11,139 Head cheese, general. 827 01:04:11,901 --> 01:04:13,812 And I paid for it. 828 01:04:14,141 --> 01:04:16,221 Your prisoners eat rather well! 829 01:04:16,221 --> 01:04:19,461 Since they can't have meat or bread in their mess kit, 830 01:04:19,461 --> 01:04:24,171 we have to be careful. They're young and have weak stomachs. 831 01:04:24,181 --> 01:04:28,891 Naturally. It's difficult enough to drink only water. 832 01:04:28,941 --> 01:04:32,081 I wouldn't wager too much on the water... 833 01:04:32,101 --> 01:04:34,821 Someone could always sneak in a liter or 2 of wine... 834 01:04:34,821 --> 01:04:36,129 Donkey. 835 01:04:39,141 --> 01:04:41,473 Pull up that shirt, son. 836 01:04:44,581 --> 01:04:47,425 - There you go. - Yes, that's wine. 837 01:04:49,301 --> 01:04:51,178 Good heavens... 838 01:04:51,541 --> 01:04:54,090 I know it does not matter in the least. 839 01:04:54,581 --> 01:04:58,666 Still, this constitutes another clear violation of the rules. 840 01:05:00,381 --> 01:05:04,761 It may appear extremely harsh, but I don't make up the rules. 841 01:05:05,341 --> 01:05:10,404 And we must enforce these rules without questioning their value. 842 01:05:10,501 --> 01:05:13,323 - Of course, general. - Isn't that so? 843 01:05:15,861 --> 01:05:19,593 What about you, young man? Why are you imprisoned? 844 01:05:20,141 --> 01:05:24,487 - I did nothing wrong, general. - This one's a low-life, general. 845 01:05:24,941 --> 01:05:27,763 - Rotten louse! - And this one's no better. 846 01:05:27,781 --> 01:05:31,319 - Don't listen to him, general... - They're good-for-nothing... 847 01:05:37,501 --> 01:05:41,278 OK, OK, enough already! What's all this nonsense? 848 01:05:41,341 --> 01:05:44,181 How dare you raise your voice in the general's presence! 849 01:05:44,181 --> 01:05:46,104 Come now, come now. 850 01:05:46,581 --> 01:05:48,583 I would ask you, my fellow captain, 851 01:05:49,261 --> 01:05:52,629 to grant them an amnesty and send them back on duty. 852 01:05:52,661 --> 01:05:54,459 Right away, general. 853 01:05:54,501 --> 01:05:56,708 - Every sin has its mercy. - Yes. 854 01:05:59,101 --> 01:06:02,173 This prison is quite unusual. Congratulations are in order. 855 01:06:03,461 --> 01:06:05,259 Thank you, general. 856 01:06:09,541 --> 01:06:11,361 This prison is unusual, indeed. 857 01:06:11,381 --> 01:06:16,103 Soldiers scream their head off, smoke like chimneys, 858 01:06:17,421 --> 01:06:19,583 - But, captain... - What? What is it? 859 01:06:19,621 --> 01:06:21,942 Did you hear, you fools? The general took pity on you. 860 01:06:22,021 --> 01:06:25,514 - Go back to your barracks. - Gather your mess kits. 861 01:06:37,661 --> 01:06:39,220 That's me. 862 01:06:40,341 --> 01:06:42,821 - Let's clean that. - Let's clean that. 863 01:06:42,901 --> 01:06:45,302 - Clean that. - Clean that. 864 01:06:52,061 --> 01:06:55,087 Too bad we have to leave. I enjoyed it here. 865 01:06:59,061 --> 01:07:01,723 Hurry! The general's inspection starts in 5 minutes. 866 01:07:09,901 --> 01:07:13,189 That floor's dirty. If the sees that... 867 01:07:15,221 --> 01:07:17,827 - Where's the cleaning man? - Here! 868 01:07:18,221 --> 01:07:21,009 - Sweep under the bunks. - OK. 869 01:07:26,821 --> 01:07:29,665 - This pitcher's empty. - Cleaning man, water! 870 01:07:37,261 --> 01:07:40,640 What's this? Cleaning man, 4 days of detention. 871 01:07:49,181 --> 01:07:51,047 - Cleaning man! - Yes? 872 01:07:51,221 --> 01:07:52,848 Get some polish. 873 01:08:07,741 --> 01:08:11,041 Where's the cleaning man? What's all this about? 874 01:08:11,141 --> 01:08:13,633 Couldn't you be careful? 875 01:08:13,661 --> 01:08:15,561 Where's that fool? 876 01:08:16,021 --> 01:08:20,777 Damn! An unmade bed? Who sleeps here? 877 01:08:21,061 --> 01:08:24,281 - I do. - Two days in the guardhouse. 878 01:08:24,461 --> 01:08:25,849 Fine. 879 01:08:26,861 --> 01:08:30,229 You call this a pack? Two days in the guardhouse. 880 01:08:30,301 --> 01:08:32,326 And fix this mess. 881 01:08:34,101 --> 01:08:36,866 Did you sweep under the bunks? 882 01:08:36,901 --> 01:08:38,630 Fine. 883 01:08:42,701 --> 01:08:45,227 Damn! Now, that's classy. 884 01:08:52,341 --> 01:08:54,776 Open up the windows. Wide open. 885 01:09:06,021 --> 01:09:08,661 There's no water left in the pitcher. 886 01:09:19,461 --> 01:09:22,374 Close those windows, dammit! It's freezing in here. 887 01:09:29,861 --> 01:09:32,751 Pick up this manure! 888 01:09:42,621 --> 01:09:44,589 Attention! 889 01:09:55,021 --> 01:09:57,137 Very well, lads. 890 01:09:57,541 --> 01:09:59,782 I congratulate you and you gentlemen as well. 891 01:10:00,181 --> 01:10:03,651 Great gathering of troops. In every aspect. 892 01:10:03,701 --> 01:10:06,932 - Really, general... - No, I mean it. 893 01:10:07,541 --> 01:10:10,772 - These young men deserve credit. - You're too kind, general. 894 01:10:11,021 --> 01:10:12,477 Well, now. 895 01:10:13,541 --> 01:10:15,293 Hello, general. 896 01:10:15,781 --> 01:10:19,365 - That's what I call pride... - Hello, lad. 897 01:10:19,861 --> 01:10:22,781 - Do you like this regiment? - Yes, general. 898 01:10:22,781 --> 01:10:27,221 Very well. Do you have any complaints? 899 01:10:27,221 --> 01:10:30,350 - No, general. - I do, general. 900 01:10:30,901 --> 01:10:33,518 - Who has spoken? - I have, general. 901 01:10:47,421 --> 01:10:50,220 - The hair. - "When it rains, it pours... " 902 01:10:52,061 --> 01:10:57,841 - What do you have to say? - The soup isn't worth a damn. 903 01:11:01,261 --> 01:11:04,572 - The soup isn't good. - Worse, it tastes bad. 904 01:11:05,101 --> 01:11:08,219 It's made of waste, suet and bones. 905 01:11:08,821 --> 01:11:13,054 The chef is a scoundrel. That's what I had to say. 906 01:11:14,581 --> 01:11:18,781 - Did you hear, captain? - This seems like a set-up. 907 01:11:18,781 --> 01:11:21,489 Here's a man who eats only bones? 908 01:11:22,261 --> 01:11:26,261 - Why didn't you complain before? - I did, captain. 909 01:11:26,261 --> 01:11:28,241 - To whom? - To the chef. 910 01:11:28,261 --> 01:11:32,164 - And what did the chef say? - That he didn't care. 911 01:11:32,381 --> 01:11:35,942 - That man is an impostor. - No rude language, colonel. 912 01:11:39,661 --> 01:11:40,969 So... 913 01:11:41,821 --> 01:11:44,939 - The soup isn't worth a thing? - Yes, general. 914 01:11:45,141 --> 01:11:50,170 What do you mean? Be frank. How do you find the food? 915 01:11:51,061 --> 01:11:53,814 It's good, general. 916 01:11:54,861 --> 01:11:57,683 You find it good. Is that correct? 917 01:11:58,501 --> 01:12:01,994 - And you? - I also find it good, general. 918 01:12:04,701 --> 01:12:07,773 And this chubby man, here, who seems such an honest lad? 919 01:12:08,061 --> 01:12:09,847 How does he find the soup? 920 01:12:11,021 --> 01:12:14,639 Can't you see the general's talking to you? 921 01:12:14,861 --> 01:12:16,841 The soup's excellent, general. 922 01:12:17,341 --> 01:12:20,641 - Then it's decided. - They're liars, general. 923 01:12:20,661 --> 01:12:23,541 What now, a conspiracy? 924 01:12:23,541 --> 01:12:25,760 - Let me say that... - Enough. 925 01:12:28,341 --> 01:12:30,764 I won't attach too much importance to this incident, 926 01:12:30,781 --> 01:12:35,992 but although I hate handing out punitive measures, 927 01:12:36,141 --> 01:12:37,961 I would ask, 928 01:12:38,421 --> 01:12:40,105 to impose 8 days of detention 929 01:12:40,221 --> 01:12:42,087 -To...? - Vanderague, general. 930 01:12:42,181 --> 01:12:43,763 To cavalryman Vanderague. 931 01:12:45,181 --> 01:12:48,515 This way the worthless soup will now be worth something. 932 01:12:49,701 --> 01:12:51,191 Good for you. 933 01:12:54,861 --> 01:12:57,159 Attention! 934 01:12:58,141 --> 01:12:59,723 Mount your horses. 935 01:13:08,581 --> 01:13:10,470 What are you doing here? 936 01:13:11,221 --> 01:13:15,033 - We were asked to come. - Get the hell out of here. 937 01:13:15,301 --> 01:13:18,701 - Where to? - Anywhere, but near me. 938 01:13:18,701 --> 01:13:22,376 - OK. Wanna have a drink? - Let's goto the mess hall. 939 01:13:26,061 --> 01:13:28,450 Forward, halt. 940 01:13:28,821 --> 01:13:30,732 Swords... 941 01:13:35,781 --> 01:13:37,852 ... drawn. 942 01:13:38,221 --> 01:13:41,122 Prepare to march. 943 01:13:41,421 --> 01:13:43,890 Squadron, forward... 944 01:13:44,781 --> 01:13:46,818 ... march, 945 01:14:03,981 --> 01:14:06,052 - Are all your men here? - Yes. 946 01:14:12,701 --> 01:14:15,989 - No soldiers on leave? - No. 947 01:14:16,421 --> 01:14:20,415 Prepare to halt trot. Halt! 948 01:14:21,621 --> 01:14:25,626 - No men carousing? - General, please! 949 01:14:42,341 --> 01:14:46,181 Some officers can be reluctant to make difficult confessions. 950 01:14:46,181 --> 01:14:49,941 Difficult, in that it betrays a lack of supervision, 951 01:14:49,941 --> 01:14:52,444 and in their men, a lack of discipline. 952 01:14:52,621 --> 01:14:55,693 Such is not the case with my men or my officers. 953 01:15:00,621 --> 01:15:04,888 But then... who are these men? 954 01:15:13,061 --> 01:15:16,918 La Guillaumette and Croquebol. We're in for a laugh. 955 01:15:17,061 --> 01:15:19,393 I don't know how to tell you... 956 01:15:19,461 --> 01:15:23,250 In all modesty, I feel a solidarity of sorts. 957 01:15:23,621 --> 01:15:28,013 Yes, solidarity, if I may use that word. 958 01:15:28,461 --> 01:15:31,169 I don't know what to say, general. 959 01:15:31,181 --> 01:15:35,049 - I'm terribly sorry. - I accept them wholeheartedly, 960 01:15:35,381 --> 01:15:38,988 but these spectacular entrances, with handcuffs 961 01:15:39,221 --> 01:15:41,246 policemen and all this ruckus, 962 01:15:41,621 --> 01:15:45,581 have a regrettable impact on the minds of rural populations. 963 01:15:45,581 --> 01:15:49,021 I know, general, but soldiers aren't ducklings, 964 01:15:49,021 --> 01:15:50,682 we can't lead them with a rope. 965 01:15:50,741 --> 01:15:52,664 Now, now. Don't get upset. 966 01:15:52,821 --> 01:15:55,335 - I'm sorry, general. - This is for your own good. 967 01:15:56,101 --> 01:15:59,651 - I haven't forgotten we go back a long way, Hurluret. - Yes. 968 01:16:00,621 --> 01:16:04,740 You were my lieutenant in '70 and I was head maréchal-log is. 969 01:16:05,701 --> 01:16:08,807 We were both mentioned in Dispatches. 970 01:16:11,021 --> 01:16:14,491 - We were full of promise. - You've done better than I. 971 01:16:15,021 --> 01:16:18,127 As for any promotion you may have for me, 972 01:16:18,221 --> 01:16:21,270 - I've given up on that. - Why so? 973 01:16:22,901 --> 01:16:28,874 You know very well you instill no fear in these men. 974 01:16:29,581 --> 01:16:32,733 That's actually my pride. 975 01:16:34,101 --> 01:16:36,183 If I may say so, 976 01:16:36,581 --> 01:16:39,334 you're belittling the respect your stripes deserve... 977 01:16:39,341 --> 01:16:41,810 I know my faults, general, 978 01:16:42,181 --> 01:16:46,732 but I only worry about gaining at least enough respect, 979 01:16:47,461 --> 01:16:50,260 to leave a favorable impression in the heart of my comrades, 980 01:16:50,261 --> 01:16:52,861 and in their memory. I'm 50 years old. 981 01:16:52,861 --> 01:16:57,901 I gave up a long time ago on any promotion, 982 01:16:58,621 --> 01:17:02,797 and as I reach the twilight of my life, 983 01:17:03,181 --> 01:17:06,321 it frightens me to consider my existence is about to sink... 984 01:17:06,501 --> 01:17:08,481 into sadness 985 01:17:08,501 --> 01:17:10,083 and solitude, 986 01:17:10,741 --> 01:17:13,756 far from these barracks which grew so familiar, 987 01:17:13,821 --> 01:17:16,119 and my beloved soldiers. 988 01:17:16,701 --> 01:17:20,171 Yet a ray of sunshine lights up my dark journey: 989 01:17:20,461 --> 01:17:22,463 the thought that perhaps one man, 990 01:17:22,941 --> 01:17:25,581 who now fails to show any respect 991 01:17:25,621 --> 01:17:28,750 for my age or my stripes, 992 01:17:29,101 --> 01:17:32,913 might look back, remembering me with fondness, 993 01:17:33,261 --> 01:17:35,969 smiling, recalling, with melancholy, 994 01:17:36,701 --> 01:17:39,944 "When I was a simple 2nd Division cavalryman 995 01:17:39,981 --> 01:17:42,598 "in the 51st chasseur, 996 01:17:42,661 --> 01:17:47,053 our captain was an old beast named Hurluret. 997 01:17:47,301 --> 01:17:50,771 "He was a loudmouth, a disorganized man, 998 01:17:52,341 --> 01:17:54,025 "and a lush. 999 01:17:54,821 --> 01:17:56,846 "But he was a decent man". 1000 01:17:58,461 --> 01:18:00,463 You're a sensitive man, 1001 01:18:01,661 --> 01:18:03,800 and you speak with eloquence, captain. 1002 01:18:03,861 --> 01:18:05,989 Unfortunately, 1003 01:18:07,301 --> 01:18:10,646 by resorting to these methods, an officer cannot lead his men. 1004 01:18:10,981 --> 01:18:14,633 I can lead my men whenever and wherever I want. 1005 01:18:15,621 --> 01:18:18,238 And that's already considerable. 1006 01:18:20,741 --> 01:18:21,947 If you say so. 1007 01:18:22,781 --> 01:18:24,829 Heavens! My train's about to leave. 1008 01:18:25,581 --> 01:18:28,095 I'm quite pleased, captain. 1009 01:18:28,621 --> 01:18:33,021 Please convey my most sincere satisfaction to your men. 1010 01:18:33,021 --> 01:18:35,228 Present arms! 1011 01:18:37,061 --> 01:18:41,851 If some of your squadron's men are confined, 1012 01:18:42,501 --> 01:18:45,527 - please lift their sanction. - Yes, general. 1013 01:18:57,741 --> 01:18:59,391 Captain, 1014 01:19:00,581 --> 01:19:01,980 you're a decent man. 1015 01:19:03,021 --> 01:19:05,820 Always at your service, general. 1016 01:19:40,941 --> 01:19:42,727 Scoundrels... 1017 01:19:47,021 --> 01:19:51,117 Translation: Claude Dallaire TV5 Québec Canada. Edit. by Master Bum. 75910

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