Original subtitles

[Relaxed music]

[Jack] So what's he like, your, uh, Dr. Chris?

[Joan] Oh, he's lovely!

And he's a perfect gentleman.

What is Jack to you?

He's a special friend.

[Laughs] You sure?

I don't think he knows that.

So what happened between you and Joan?

She ruined my happiness.

Joanie!

Max.

I was devastated when Ian died.

I needed my sister.

Yes. You seem devastated.

Flirting with your hot doctor

and gallivanting about the country

with that outback silver fox!

[Joan] I gotta find Max. I need to talk to her.

Oh, Max left. On to new adventures.

Anna, if Sophie can help identify the shooter

and this is all over,

Sophie can come home.

I heard you had a lead on Sophie Bairnsdale.

It's not an official investigation.

It wasn't until you brought Liz into it.

[Jack] What was Bill Carlton doing out here?

[Liz] There's no evidence the car used its brakes at all.

[Joan] So you mean he was run down deliberately?

And just when you wanted to talk to him.

Hard to see that as a coincidence.

What's that supposed to mean?

Somebody wanted him dead.

What can you tell us about that, Jack?

-[Jack] Pause it there. -[Keyboard key clicks]

-[Key clicks] -Sophie's alive.

[Joan] And she was there the night Bill got hit.

[Haunting vocal music]

[Birds screech]

[Jack] Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

If you hear from them, please let me know.

Thanks.

So, how is Anna?

-In shock. -[Water splashes]

And says she hadn't heard from Kayla or Sophie.

And you believe her?

Well, given what they've witnessed,

I'm not surprised they're laying low.

[Phone rings]

[Joan] Oh!

Excusez-moi.

It's Max.

Hello, Max.

[Max on phone] Oh, Joanie. I need you.

-What is it? -Well...

Well, what's the matter?

Well, it's better if I explain in person.

Where are you?

Um, I'm in a town called Maryville.

How quickly can you get here?

Where's Maryville?

Oh, I need to go.

I'll ping you my location. [Hangs up]

No, no, Max! Ohh!

Max is in trouble.

Maryville is at least a four-hour drive from here.

-I should go. -[Diesel barks]

[Jack] What, to help the sister that ran out on you?

[Joan] Well, she's still my sister.

Yeah, but what if it's a lot of hot air?

-And what if it isn't? -[Diesel grumbles]

All right.

-Let's saddle up. -[Water splashes]

[Theme music]

[Woman sings operatically]

[Woman vocalizes]

[Easygoing music]

[Joan] Are we almost there?

[Jack] About half an hour.

[Joan] Let me see now... Uh-huh!

"Maryville - population 780.

"Famous for its mineral springs and historic cinema."

[Jack] What would bring her to Maryville?

[Joan] Haven't the foggiest.

[Old-time piano music plays]

[Old-time piano music continues]

[Phone line rings]

[Max on voicemail] Hi. You're reached Max.

-Leave a message, darling. -[Church bell tolls]

[Joan] She's still not answering her phone.

[Joan] There she is!

[Old-time piano music ends]

Max!

Oh, you came!

Well, of course I did.

What's the matter?

Nearly finished.

[Max pants]

I want to take magic mushrooms

and I want you to spot me.

That's it?

That...that's the emergency?

[Max] Namaste.

Yes, well, I didn't want to text you

and I wasn't going to say anything on the phone

because you never know... [Drinks water]

..who's listening in the cloud or whatever.

The last time we saw each other, you called me the 'good girl'.

Oh! Hypocritical good girl.

I didn't want you to supervise.

I don't want you to partake.

Oh, you're not still angry, are you?

You sounded so distressed.

Well, my phone was running low.

[Joan sighs exasperatedly]

So what was so important about getting us here?

I mean, what are you even doing in this town?

I live here now

and mushrooms are part of my own personal proaulia.

Your...your personal what?

It's an ancient Greek thing

where a...a woman spends her final single days

with female relatives preparing for her wedding.

You're getting married?

Oh! Did I not mention that bit?

Ha!

[Joan] Hmm.

Who's the lucky bloke?

Joan!

-[Light jazz plays softly] -[Dermot] Oh!

Delighted to meet you at last.

-[Joan chuckles] -[Laughs] I'm Dermot.

I hear you have a daughter, Rebecca, and two grandchildren.

Yes. Um, do you have children?

Uh, well, no. That's why I'm so community-minded, I guess.

And you must be Jack, father of Liz.

Good with names, mate.

Oh, yeah, it's...it's an old salesman trick.

Oh, Tiffany, Clyde!

Oh, hey, here we are.

-Look, Tiff, that's for you. -Oh, thank you.

Go right on through.

Clyde, good to see you, mate.

Looking good.

So what brought you to Maryville?

Oh, Joanie, you've got the rest of our lives

to learn more about Dermot.

Well, how did you meet, at least?

Well, friends recommended me to the mineral spa

and I met Dermot

and he invited me to one of his sundowner drinks.

You're just in time for one now.

The whole town gathers around. It's quite magical.

It's like the forest in 'A Midsummer Night's Dream'.

Ooh! Come inside the cinema.

There's plenty of food and karaoke.

Mushrooms on the menu?

-[Chatter and laughter] -[Jazz music continues]

This is Shane, cinema manager and resident film snob.

-[Laughs] Hi. -And his projectionist, Keegan.

[Keegan chuckles]

So this joint just shows old movies, right?

Oh, no, classic films, you know.

And they're...they're films. They're not digital.

And you own this place?

-Oh, well... [Shane] It's owned by the town.

It's in trust.

I'm just on the refurbishment committee. [Chuckles]

Max, so you did persuade your sister and her friend

to come play with us.

Trudy's on the committee too.

It's an Art Deco gem.

Why change it?

Well, we want to unleash its potential.

Add a bar, a restaurant.

Really put Maryville on the map.

[Amplified] It's on the map.

Yes, I just want to put it in larger font. [Laughs]

Excuse me.

[Shane taps microphone] Testing. Testing.

One, two. Two. Two.

Check one, two. Check, check.

Isn't he just the mostest?

[Sighs]

I wouldn't know. I've only just met him.

-So's your sister, apparently. -[Dermot laughs]

[Shane] Okay, it's karaoke time.

-[Gentle guitar intro] -[Keegan] Hey, how's it going?

-[Singer] ? Falling off... -Cheers, mate.

-? Like clothing... -[Applause and cheering]

You look like more of a beer man.

Ta. This seems like a very friendly town.

[Trudy] Mmm.

Do you know what we're famous for?

I've done my research.

And what do you think?

I'm happy to give anything a go once.

Hmm.

So, you and Joan are open?

I guess so.

Glad to hear it.

I'll be back.

[Singer] ? Not hidden hard...

[Jack] Don't look now,

but that couple came in together holding hands,

then they swap par...

Joan! And then they swap partners and left holding hands.

Now they're back together again holding hands.

And so?

What's it mean when someone says, "Are you open?"

Swingers?

Such an old-fashioned term.

All right, then ethical non-monogamous.

[Laughs] Oh, yes. I suppose it's common.

It's got something to do with the springs.

The springs you came here to explore?

Well, each to their own, but I'm not into polyamory.

I've become a penguin.

From now on, I mate for life.

And what sort of animal is Dermot?

Ohh, whatever he was before I came along,

he's a penguin now too.

Or I'll feed him to the killer whales.

[Sings] ? Eagle Rock.

-Whoo! -[Applause and cheering]

My brother, my brother, my brother. So good! So good!

Everybody loves Dermot.

I'm sure they do.

Seriously, Max, what do you know about him?

Or about this town?

Or about how you're going to react to mushrooms?

Well, I know they're all fun things.

Maybe you should try some.

[Shane] Oh! All right, so who's our next chanteur ce soir?

Come on. Don't all rush at once.

[Man laughs]

-Joanie! -Oh!

Oh, no, no. No. Joanie doesn't sing in public.

Not since she murdered 'Silent Night' in the school carols!

[Shane] Ohhhhh! Did you hear that?

Shane, I'll do it.

-Oh! Big hand for Joanie! -[Applause and cheering]

Joanie! Here we go.

Now, what would you like to sing?

-Oh, I don't know. -Something classic.

-You think of it. -Oh, classic. Yes.

-Here we go. -Thank you.

Thank you, Joanie!

-[Applause and cheering] -Big hand!

[Joan chuckles]

[Country intro to 'Crazy' plays]

Oh, yes! [Chuckles]

[Sings] ? Crazy

? I'm crazy for feeling so...

[Lorene] Dermot? Dermot, come here.

? ..lonely...

Dermot, you can't keep avoiding me. I have left messages.

? I'm crazy...

[Lorene continues speaking angrily]

? Crazy for feeling...

[Trudy] Now, hey.

? So blue

? Crazy

? For thinking that my love

? Could hold you

-? And I'm crazy for trying... -[Lorene and Trudy argue]

? And crazy for crying...

-Trudy, you've got nothing... -[Dermot groans]

-? And I'm crazy... -[Lorene] Dermot!

-? For loving... -[Dermot groans]

-Ohhh! -[Joan] Dermot?

-[Record scratches -[People gasp and murmur]

[Max] Are you having pain in your... [Distorted] ..chest?

-[High-pitched ringing] -Oh, it's not too bad.

Max, make sure everyone's having a good time.

[Muffled] I'm not gonna leave you!

[Muffled] What about your shoulder?

That seems fine. My vision's a little blurry, though.

-[Joan] Do you see any colors? -Uh...

-[High-pitched ringing] -Uh...

Green and blue, maybe.

-[Heartbeat thuds] -[Pants]

[Groans]

-What's that? -[Joan] It's a defibrillator.

I keep one in the first aid kit. [Unzips bag]

No, no, no. I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.

You may have had a heart attack.

You shouldn't move until I'm sure you're all right.

-Okay. -Listen to Joanie.

-Okay. -Please listen to her.

Oh. [Breathes deeply]

[Joan] Blurred vision, light sensitivity,

difficulty telling colors apart.

[Rebecca on video call] It definitely could be bad Viagra.

I know it could be,

but I thought I'd ask a proper doctor's opinion.

It's rare unless he's taken a lot or it's a dodgy knockoff.

Hmm. That's interesting.

Mum, I can't believe Auntie Max is getting married.

I mean, how long has she known this Dermot? A week?

Oh, no. That would be rushing things.

-[Rebecca chuckles] -At least two. [Chuckles]

[Chuckles] What's he like?

I don't know.

I mean, I suppose not bad

if you like handsome and schmarmy.

[Laughs] And now she's settling down in a town full of swingers.

[Chuckles]

But all I'll say is

be careful of any houses with a flamingo on the lawn.

Why? Do flamingos mean...?

Yes! Swingers.

You're kidding.

You know, unless you and Jack

are feeling adventurous, of course.

Rebecca! I'm not that bonkers.

-[Intriguing music] -[Kookaburras laugh]

[Joan] One visit to a vineyard

and all of a sudden you're a sommelier.

I did read that drinking bad wine can make you crook.

Yes. Spoilage can cause nasty microbes.

-[Plastic crackles] -Oh!

[Intriguing music]

But I have another theory.

Perhaps my future brother-in-law was poisoned by this.

Viagra?

How did you know?

Makes you hard of hearing.

-[Lorene] Dermot! -[Glass clinks on table]

You might be right.

[Birds screech and tweet]

[Dermot] Poison? Are you sure?

[Jack] No. Which is why we've come to you.

Oh.

[Joan] Perhaps it would be best if we...

..talked in private?

No.

Whatever you need to ask Dermot,

you can do so in front of me.

All right, then.

Do you take Viagra?

[Chuckles]

We have no secrets.

Uh...I take one occasionally.

-And where do you get it from? -The pharmacy. Why?

We found this on the floor of the cinema.

Someone must have dropped it.

[Joan] Real Viagra is smooth at the edges

and consistent in color.

This one's flecked and diamond-shaped.

That's not mine.

Might have been slipped into your drink.

But why?

To induce a heart attack.

[Scoffs] Well, Viagra can't kill, can it?

It's rare if it's been medically prescribed, but this isn't.

Well, then you need to find out who did it.

Have you had a business dispute recently?

Uh, no.

Maybe an ex?

Well, Trudy and I saw each other occasionally,

but we don't do jealousy here in Maryville.

And when did that relationship end?

Well, when I met Max. [Chuckles]

You seriously think

I tried to drug Dermot with the Pfizer riser?

-Somebody did. -Not me.

Didn't Dermot break up with you when he met Max?

Well, there was nothing to break.

Things evolved.

Some people might find that, uh, frustrating.

It could have been handled better,

but my dance card's full.

Hmm.

Young, enthusiastic,

uncomplicated,

and no pills required.

[Chuckles]

Sorry I couldn't be of more help.

Thanks.

Doesn't that Keegan work for Shane at the cinema?

-The film fella? -Yeah.

Do you remember how he reacted

when Dermot was saying he wanted to put Maryville on the map?

-Yeah. -Mm.

[Carpet sweeper rattles]

Oh, everybody loves Dermot. [Chuckles]

He does host the best parties.

[Joan] What about his plans for the refurbishment of the cinema?

He wants to put more screens in.

Oh, what a shame.

-That's a good thing, isn't it? -Nah.

He won't even be using the original projector.

Oh, no. Digital.

Must be so hard for you,

watching this place get ripped apart

to basically show DVDs on smaller screens.

I'm glad that you agree with me.

-It's just ridiculous. -It's ridiculous.

I would be livid.

[Stops sweeping]

Hey, just hang on a minute.

I mean, Dermot might be a philistine,

but I did not poison him.

I've seen so many movies. I know what the end is.

-[Continues sweeping] -Who might have done it?

Um, well, could be Lorene.

The mineral spa owner?

[Shane] Yeah, uh...

Yeah, well, she was in a business relationship

with Dermot until he left her.

[Continues sweeping]

[Jack] Might visit Dermot in the morning.

See what he's got to say about it.

[Intriguing music]

[Cattle low]

[Birdsong]

[Pants]

Sorry I stuffed up your delivery.

Oh. No, nonsense, Keegan.

There's no such thing as mistakes,

only learning opportunities.

All good.

-All right. See ya. -See ya.

[Electric scooter whirs]

-[Tailgate beeps] -[Dermot] Hey.

-Hey, up and about. -Yeah, a bit shaky.

But who wants to be inside in a day like today?

You're at a loose end with the ladies at the spa.

-I am. -[Laughs]

I got something I wanna show you. It's only a short drive.

Come on. We can take my car.

[Wondrous music]

Ooh! '70s?

[Dermot] '67 Merc.

There's only about a hundred of them left on the roads.

They're rarer than pandas.

Very nice.

-[Keys clink] -[Dermot] You, uh...

..want to take it for a spin?

[Engine roars]

[Exciting rock music]

You're very generous with your...stuff.

[Laughs] Well, life should be a party.

And parties need hosts.

I'm a host to life! [Laughs]

Why don't you give it a bit more throttle?

-You sure? -Yeah. You only live once.

[Engine roars]

Ohh, I do like that sound.

[Dermot chuckles]

[Rock music fades]

[Diesel pants]

-Oh! Diesel! -[Diesel barks]

Ha ha! Oh, you grew up.

[Diesel barks]

Ah, I've known that dog since he was a pup.

Ohh. Okay, here. Good boy.

Ah. Sorry. Jack's not here at the moment.

Oh, that's okay. I can talk to you.

What about?

Well... [Sighs]

..I just need to lock down Jack's whereabouts

over the past couple of weeks.

You can't be thinking Jack was responsible

for what happened to Bill.

I have to rule him out officially.

Jack and Bill were colleagues. They didn't get on.

Jack was in the area.

Sure.

Well, we were at a winery and...

Oh, before that, we were at this resort on an island.

-Mm-hm. And... Oh, hang on.

Before that, we were horse riding. That's when we met Anna.

-Oh, excuse me. -Ha!

Well, you two packed in more in the last few months

than we did in our entire marriage.

Oh. Well, he's retired now.

[Chuckles] And what about you?

Me? Oh.

It takes a lot of guts to come across

to the other side of the world on your own

under the circumstances.

Well, I could say it takes a lot of guts to do what you do.

Thanks.

You know...

..I think Jack's alibi is pretty solid.

-[Chuckles] -[Car horn honks]

Oh!

Uh, got to join up with my sister.

Of course. There's just one more thing I do need to say.

If Jack keeps looking for Sophie,

you could be in danger from whoever did kill Bill Carlton.

Both of you.

Oh, they could be in danger from us.

I'm going to let him know I'm in town.

Okay. See ya!

[Easygoing music]

-[Intriguing music] -[Insects buzz]

[Dermot] Ahh. This is it, Jack.

Liquid gold.

The mineral springs of Maryville.

Fancy some?

I'm gonna launch it this summer.

Is it safe to drink?

Yeah, yeah. It's full of magnesium.

It's really great for your skin, your heart,

your kidneys, sex drive.

[Jack chuckles]

No shame in, uh, accepting

that you might need a little help.

I'll take fun over dignity any day of the week.

[Jack chuckles]

Tastes like water.

[Laughs] Yeah, try it every day and see.

You're pretty chipper for a bloke

who, um, might have been poisoned.

Ahh.

Well, in life, I suppose,

I'm a little closer to the finish line than I am the start.

That makes some men angry, but I don't want to do that.

I want to live every day like it's my last.

Where does Max fit into all this?

Well, life's a lot more entertaining

when you've got someone driving alongside you.

As you know, the women in that family are excellent co-pilots.

-[Chuckles] -[Phone rings and vibrates]

Oops.

My ex-wife's just arrived in town to investigate me.

Well, we'd best not keep her waiting.

No.

[Joan] Oh, crikey almighty.

-Oh, I've forgotten to ask. -[Serene music]

How is the good doctor?

Oh, we haven't spoken for a while.

Why not? No desire? Low estrogen?

Jack Darby?

No, it's just... I don't know.

Ever since Ian, I haven't felt very sure of myself.

Oh, don't say that.

You're gorgeous. Use it.

That's exactly what Rebecca keeps telling me.

[Max] Smart girl.

In my experience, sex gets better as you get old

because you've learned a few things.

Huzzah!

Oh, let the proauliabegin!

[Joan] It's a gorgeous spa.

Thank you.

The water comes straight from our springs.

The ecosystem is fragile, though,

and it can't be tampered with.

You will need to shower before entering.

Oh! Bags first.

Now, Joanie, you can share my wine,

but do not touch the chocolate.

Ooh! Chocolate!

I remember Brighton Beach, 1979,

my Curly Wurly bar.

Oh, come on!

I'd been looking forward to eating it all week,

and you gobbled it up in one...gob.

-[Joan laughs] -No touchy!

Sisters. [Chuckles]

Hmm. I hear that you started this place with Dermot.

Yes. Then he moved on.

Hmm. My sister hasn't known him for very long.

Is there anything we should be worried about?

Um...make sure she protects her money.

Go on.

[Inhales deeply]

Look, this place was Dermot's idea.

-[Joan] Mmm. -He saw the potential.

But I put in all the cash, and I've done all the work,

and eventually I had to buy him out

by giving him the front paddock.

No!

He's done nothing with it since.

I think he's been trying to sell it.

Is that what the two of you were discussing

that night at the cinema?

[Lorene] Mmm.

Until Trudy accused me of hassling him

into having a heart attack,

I've left him alone since.

Have you got any idea what caused him to collapse?

Probably Trudy giving him grief.

About what?

She's in love with him.

I thought she was supposed to be ethically non-monogamous.

Yes.

Until Dermot came along

and then Trudy got stars in her eyes.

He told her he didn't want to commit,

but when he met Max, he proposed.

I'm sure he'll make Max happy.

Just make sure she gets a good prenup.

Mmm.

[Uneasy music]

[Gentle music]

Bickie?

Uh...no, thanks.

Suit yourself.

Joan's really got you out of your comfort zone, hasn't she?

Are you really just friends?

[Sighs] I thought you came here to interrogate me

about Bill Carlton.

I did. Okay.

Well, you know the drill.

I need to hear about all your dealings with Bill and Sophie,

including the night that Richie was shot.

-Yep, it's all in the report. -I know it's in the report.

I need to hear it again in light of what's happened.

Look, we know Bill was a prick, okay?

I have to find out how Bill became a dead prick.

It might help.

Pia was next to me when Richie arrived.

And that's when the shooting started?

-Yep. -Mm-hm.

And you didn't see anyone else?

I felt someone's presence.

But later on, I assumed I'd imagined it.

But now I'm not so sure.

I thought it might have been Bill.

And he didn't deny that?

No, but the way he reacted got me thinking,

if he's guilty, why did he leave me alive and risk a witness?

He didn't see anything.

No, but he didn't know that.

Why didn't he just finish me off?

That's what the Bill Carton I knew would have done.

Do you think there really might have been someone else there?

Someone less ruthless than Bill?

Yeah, but still ruthless enough to run him down 18 years later.

[Mysterious music]

Ohh!

So...Trudy did it?

-Well, not necessarily. -No.

You must interrogate her again

and really turn the screws this time.

Why do you think Dermot didn't tell you about Trudy?

[Gasps] Oh.

-Ohh! -Max!

-I don't feel well. -What is it?

-[Joan] Max, wait! -[Max] Oh!

-[Joan] What's wrong? -Oh, my God.

I feel like I'm going to be sick.

-Where's the loo? -[Joan] Max, wait!

Careful. Careful. It's slippery.

[Gate clangs]

[Birdsong]

You all right?

[Max groans]

-Was it something you ate? -No.

It's not food poisoning.

The chocolate had the mushroom stuff in it.

-What, psilocybin? -Mm-hm.

But I had a whole chunk of it.

What?!

After I told you not to?

Well, you'd been so patronizing to me.

Oh, God!

You're meant to be supervising me!

Is this what you did to Dermot?

Did you slip him something

just because he was having a chat with Trudy?

How can you say that?

Well, you said you'd feed him to the killer whales

if he was a naughty penguin.

I would never do that.

[Sighs]

Well, what's going to happen to me now?

Oh, strap in.

You're going on a trip.

Ohh.

[Gulps]

[Miranda] Thanks for being so honest.

You know, we've never actually had a conversation

like that before.

You've never investigated me for corruption before.

-[Engine idles] -You know what I mean.

Then that was before Joan, wasn't it?

How's the search for Sophie going?

Oh, well,

we found her daughter, but she's not talking,

so we're back looking for needles in haystacks.

[Line rings]

[Kayla on phone] Hello?

Kayla, Jack Darby.

-[Kayla sighs] -I know Sophie's alive.

-Please do not hang up on me. -[Line disconnects]

[Sighs]

[Line rings]

[Kayla on voicemail] Hey, it's Kayla.

-You know what to do. -[Beep!]

I'm not with the police.

All I'm trying to do is help your mum

not be on the run forever.

Tell her she can trust me.

I'll text you my location.

[Haunting vocal music]

[Water splashes]

[Voice echoes and distorts] Chris?

[Voice echoes and distorts] Oh, hi, Joan.

[Joan] What are you doing in the pool?

Why haven't you called me?

[Joan] I'm not sure.

Why, Joan?

What's your emotional stumbling block?

Is it Jack? [Echoes]

[Echoes] I represent the road less traveled, don't I, Joan?

Yeah, but if it's dinner by candlelight you're after,

I'm your man.

She'll get bored with that pretty quick.

I doubt it. I'm a doctor.

I have an excellent bedside manner.

[Joan] Who said anything about going to bed?

If anyone's gonna jump in the sack, it's me.

I think we should let the lady decide, don't you?

You tell him, Joan.

You tell him that you're not gonna hook up with him.

I think you know who's best, Joan.

[Man] Hello?

[Mystical music]

Sorry to bother you, but there's no one on the front desk.

Do you see two men in the pool?

I, uh, might come back a bit later.

[Sighs]

[Sighs deeply]

[Chris] I can't wait forever, Joan.

[Jack] You don't want to jump ship mid-course.

I get you, Joan.

Which one of us will you choose?

Joan.

Joan...

-Joan. -Joan.

-[Voices echo] -[Sighs]

[Dusty Springfield sings] ? You don't have to say you love me

? Just be close at hand

-? You don't have to stay... -[Diesel licks]

Ohhh!

[Diesel pants]

-Joan? -[Joan moans]

Oh.

[Groans]

I'm just checking on you.

Had to come get you from the spa.

What are you doing in the water, Jack?

It's a mystery.

[Sighs] Is Chris still here?

No.

? A memory...

Ahhh.

What's that lovely music?

-I love that song! -Yep.

-That's why I put it on. -[Song volume increases]

-Did you? -Yep.

Oh, Jack.

Ohhh. Oh.

-You really get me, don't you? -Yeah, yeah.

I get you. I get you. Now, you go to sleep.

I'm here, right?

-Yeah. -Now, off to sleep.

Nighty-night.

You'll be right. Okay.

? You don't have to stay forever

? I will understand

? Believe me...

[Bee buzzes]

? Believe me

? You don't have to...

-[Phone rings and vibrates] -[Pan sizzles]

Hello, stranger.

[Liz] Immigration said Bill obtained

passports for Sophie and Kayla shortly before he died.

-Does any of that ring a bell? -No.

Well, let me know if it triggers anything.

Your mother tells me that I'm a suspect.

Well, it's not a green light

for you to go and solve things yourself.

Who, me? No, I'm just a gray nomad enjoying his retirement.

You also have Joan, and that makes you vulnerable.

No. Makes me tougher.

Hello.

Morning.

Did I say anything to you last night?

Only that I'm a great bloke

who really understands you.

[Joan sighs]

[Sighs]

Mmm. Mmm.

Max just texted.

Dermot wants to see us.

All right.

Joanie, go on.

Have one.

It's not laced with anything, is it?

[Max laughs] No.

[Dermot] Now, Max told me about Trudy.

Uh, thank you for all that you've done, all your hard work,

but I'd like you to forget it.

I don't want you to continue.

But what if she poisoned you?

That's what I've been telling him.

Well, if I broke her heart, then I deserved it.

Uh, if it was Shane, I treated him badly too.

And I'm ashamed of what I did to Lorene.

[Exhales]

None of it justifies attempted murder.

Look, I'm having another sundowner drinks this afternoon.

I would just like to focus on that and move on.

Okay?

[Joan gulps]

I reckon he's protecting someone.

But who?

We've run out of suspects.

Well, maybe we've been going about this the wrong way,

following the suspects instead of following the evidence.

Yeah. We need to trace the Viagra.

So who's the supplier?

Do you fancy a bit of role-play?

[Mischievous music]

[Jack] What if they, uh, you know,

want me to undress or something?

[Joan] Rather you than me.

[Mischievous music]

Hello. I'm Joan, and this is my special friend, Jack.

We were just passing

and I couldn't help but admire your, um, flamingos.

Oh. Welcome.

I'm Daphne.

Good timing. Come in.

Roger's in the spa.

[Mischievous music]

[Spa bubbles]

-Roger. -[Jack] Holy Toledo.

[Daphne] New friends.

[Roger] Ohh!

[Water splashes]

Mi casa es su casa!

Oh! Hello!

Come on in. The water's fine.

Uh...look, I've just got to, uh, tie up the dog

and I'll be right back.

Don't take too long.

-Popcorn. -[Daphne] Mmm.

-[Roger] Help yourself. -Thanks.

-Ready when you are, Jack. -Uh...

I'll, um... I'll just freshen up.

Uh, where's the loo?

Oh. First door on the right.

Ahhh.

[Knock at door]

[Daphne] Jack, anything you need a hand with in there?

No, no, no. I'm all right. I'll be back in a second. Thanks.

[Jack sighs] Yep.

[Sighs] Hmm.

[Jack and Joan cackle]

[Jack] Hey, Keegan.

Can I get you a drink, Jack?

Mate, you know, we were wondering

if you might get me some of those little blue pills.

What do you mean?

How much do you need?

However much you put in Dermot's wine the night he collapsed.

-Hey? -[Jack] Look, I get it.

You saw how upset Shane was

with Dermot's plans to change the cinema

and how Dermot hurt Trudy.

[Joan] Dermot suspects you did it.

I didn't spike any drinks.

What is it you aren't telling us, Keegan?

[Suspenseful music]

[Birdsong]

[Uneasy music]

-[Jack] Is this the right place? -Well, I'm sure it is.

It's...it's the paddock in front of the spa.

What is that?

It's surveyor tape.

Oh, dear.

I have to tell Max.

[Uneasy music]

-Hey, you good? -Yeah.

They're all right to use.

Oh, hello! [Laughs]

Oh, you're all a bit early. [Laughs]

Yes, we wanted to have a little chat before the drinks started.

[Dermot] Oh, what about?

Who poisoned Dermot.

Oh, look, I told you, I...

We spoke to Keegan, your local Viagra dealer.

He said all three of you were customers.

So? It never hurts to be prepared.

A lot of customers hire the pool. I like to help them out.

Swinger's insurance.

Yeah, I'm over 70, you know.

There's a big shortage of GPs in the rural area.

Yeah, well, you all had motives.

You hated Dermot because of the renovations

of the cinema he wanted to do

and Lorene for business and Trudy for love.

But only one of you knew

how badly Dermot reacted to that Viagra.

Trudy.

You told Keegan that Dermot had had an attack a few months ago,

didn't you?

Well... [Sighs]

..that's no secret.

We were having fun one night

and D took too many and had a turn and collapsed.

Why didn't you mention this to me before, Dermot?

I just... You know, I was just trying to protect Trudy.

Yeah, I-I didn't poison you, D.

You must believe me.

[Jack] Oh, he believes you

because he poisoned himself.

Excuse me?

Keegan saw you spike your drink.

He stayed silent because he didn't want to go to prison

for dealing illegally with Viagra.

Why would Dermot give himself a heart attack?

[Joan] We asked ourselves the very same question.

After all, what could there possibly be to gain?

Clearly, Dermot wanted to avoid questions from you, Lorene.

Dermot, you can't do this.

Questions about the paddock?

..buy him out by giving him the front paddock.

Why would that matter?

We wondered about that too

and so we went to take a look at it.

And we discovered that Dermot has hired a company

to dig it up to access the mineral water.

Your new bottled water business.

[Dermot] Fancy some?

I'm gonna launch it this summer.

Not only ruining my business,

but destroying the springs for the entire town.

Well, that would not be approved.

There'd be too many objections.

Well, whenever there was community consultations,

Dermot would throw a big sundowner party.

Great distraction.

[Joan] But Lorene was already on to him.

This is ridiculous!

Why would Dermot go to such efforts?

Because he was broke.

[Dramatic music]

I didn't want to believe any of it,

but everything you have

is either borrowed or rented or on loan.

That...that's how wealthy people live.

Oh! Tell them it's all lies, Dermot!

[Jack] Hey, where do you think you're going, mate?

[Joan] Quick, after him!

[Dermot mutters nervously]

-[Jack] Hey! -[Dermot] Ooh.

[Joan] Oops!

-[Max] Dermot! -Oooh! Ohh!

[Max] Dermot!

[Dermot groans]

[Chokes]

That man is a terrible actor.

Oh! [Groans]

[Jack] He may not be faking.

No. I don't think he is faking. Ohh!

[Max] God!

Dermot!

[Joan] Jack, get the defibrillator.

[Max] You are not going to get out of this by dying!

Do something, Joanie! Do something!

-[Defibrillator drones] -Stop it. Now stay back.

[Defibrillator drones]

[Pop!]

I think Dermot won't be needing this where he's going.

-[Joan chuckles] -[Jack] How is he?

Well, recovering, by all accounts.

Has the nurses eating out of his hands.

I'm sorry, Max.

No, don't be sorry.

You saved me from a marital disaster.

-And I'm off to Fiji tonight. -[Joan] Hmm?

A friend of mine is going to put me up in a resort.

Ohh.

Well, I figure the most effective way

to get over a broken heart is to put an ocean between you.

That and mai tais.

For what it's worth, I think Dermot really liked you.

In his way.

Oh, it's for the best.

And my friend's just become single too.

Ohhh!

[Laughs]

Thank you, Max.

What for?

Just for being you.

Joanie...

Joanie!

I heard you talking to Jack and Chris at the pool.

[Joan] Yeah?

Work out what you're doing, won't you?

[Joan] Yeah, I will.

[Joan chuckles]

[Max sighs]

-Good luck. -Thank you, Darby.

[Joan] Mmm.

My sister.

[Gentle piano music]

[Jack and Joan laugh]

Z, Y, X and W, V.

Z, Y, X, N? No.

-W, V. -No, Z, Y, X.

-U, T, S... -W. [Laughs]

-And R, Q, P. -V.

-[Diesel whines] -O, N, M.

-Diesel can do it. -There's no N between...

-Diesel can do it. -..the R and the S.

Go on. Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.

-[Diesel barks] -And Z... Oh!

[Intriguing music]

[Joan whispers] Wait. Wait, Jack.

[Joan gasps softly]

-Careful. -[Jack whispers] Quiet.

Sophie.

And why exactly should I trust you?

[Uplifting vocal music]

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