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Don't be such a wimp. The guy's right there.

I told you, Colleen,

if you're gonna pull this crap, you could've stayed home.

Will you just leave me alone, you idiot?

Well...

Jerk.

Come on already.

Two tickets, please.

Round trip or one way?

Go on, get on. It's not gonna bite you.

You see? It's all fake, you little baby.

Don't you feel stupid now?

Oooh.

Look at that devil face.

You're not looking. Look.

Mmm, it's kind of cool.

Stop it, jerk! Ha!

Oh, poor baby. Want me to change your diaper?

Whoa, look at that.

Imagine if this whole ride shut down right now.

We would have to find our way back out on foot.

It might take hours.

Look at that fire, Colleen. That's awesome.

You're not looking.

You are such a little girl, Colleen. You know that?

I'm gonna start calling you 'Colleen cry baby'.

I knew I should have left you at home, Colleen cry baby.

I'm gonna make you get out and walk this ride all by yourself.

You know what...

Sam!

I'll ride your stupid... ride.

Cathy, am I even gonna need a bathing suit in New Orleans?

I don't think so, Liz.

Oh, unless you're gonna pull your top down for 'girls gone stupid'.

What, like this? Whoo!

You know you're going to. You'd love that.

Can you tell me again why we're going there

and not some place with palm trees and umbrella drinks?

Look at it like this.

The money that we're going to save by enduring this trip with the boys,

and I do mean 'endure',

will more than make up for food, fun and anything else we might need.

Think of it as business, not pleasure, Liz.

I'm glad you suggested we go to New Orleans. It's retro. You feeling me?

It's like something our grandparents would have done.

Yeah, well, I was kind of hoping the female population down there

skewed younger than that.

When they were our age, you freak show.

Right.

Anyway, spring break's become this market-laden excuse

for multinational consumer product companies

to pass out samples of shit like deodorant and condoms.

Fuck! 'Final cut'. Dude, I love this book.

What are you doing reading this?

You gave it to me for my birthday.

Take it out of the bag and put one of these in instead.

We're going to spring break, not to the library.

What is this?

It's a condom and you have to use it when you're not having sex with her.

You know about her?

You know that Jim's driving us, right?

Yeah, I know that.

Are you ok with that after what happened?

What happened was I got really drunk

and I hooked up with someone I shouldn't have hooked up with.

It happened once. Come on.

You do it every weekend.

Once. Stop.

It's like the measles. It's out of my system.

Ok, ok. Drop it.

You do know how I get when I get a few drinks in me.

I could basically probably hook up with anyone.

I think the whole school knows how you get.

Shut up.

Do you realise that Michael cimino almost bankrupted united artists

wtth heaven's gate'?

It's just such an abuse of production.

Why don't you take it down a notch with the movie mania?

We're trying to fit in.

What's the deal with you and Steve?

I don't know. My whole situation reeks of cliche.

I mean, all this together, apart, together, apart...

I'm fucking dizzy at this point.

And then the shit he pulled this semester.

So what did you tell him?

I like the sound of alone.

Do you still love him?

I don't know.

You know, I'm 19 years old. What do I know about love?

I highly doubt that quickies in the dorm room

and a romantic Saturday evening by a frat keg qualify.

I look at it like this.

I mean, if I can get through this trip as friends,

then that's all she wrote.

If I can't keep my hands off him, then, well, we'll see.

Oh, so you're taking the scientific approach?

Do you still love her?

If we don't fuck during vacation, I'm guessing it's done.

If she can't keep her hands off me, we'll see.

So you're taking the Tommy Lee approach.

You can say that.

Oh, god, yeah. It was totally nuts.

Hi.

Oh, god, there they are.

Hey. Wait a minute.

Why would you want them to come with us

if you don't think you two are still dating?

Doesn't the expression “bringing sand to the beach”

mean anything to you?

I'm not too worried about it,

although I gotta admit it does kind of blow my hitchhiker fantasy.

What? You always wanted to blow a hitchhiker?

Steve: Hey. Hi.

Hey. Hello.

How are you doing? How you doing?

Man: Ok, gang. So we all set to do this or what?

Big daddy's gotta go.

Well, when's big daddy gonna come home?

The road's calling, honey. I gotta go.

'Bye. See ya.

What's up, man? Hey, dog. What's shaking?

Elizabeth, it's been a long time.

Time was the only long thing you ever gave me, big daddy.

And it's Liz.

Ouch.

You got AAA for this dump?

Seriously, you guys,

don't talk shit about my baby.

They didn't mean it.

The '70s called. They want your baby back.

That is so funny. He's creative.

Liz: He's like the kissing bandit.

Bill, thanks for the invite, man. Should be a lot of fun.

Yeah, no, I'm just happy to be invited.

Boy's gonna get him some tail. My boy's gonna get him some tail.

Come on, stop it.

You wouldn't hurt a cripple.

Hello, 'midnight cowboy'?

John schlesinger, you know? Jon voight — Joe buck.

Guys, it's a classic.

It's the first and only x-rated film

ever to win an Oscar for best picture.

Who are you people?

You've never heard of it?

I love the shag.

Alright, let's hit the road, kids. Everybody buckle up.

Song: J' making change in factions

j' yeah, the kids are alright

j' it's a scene every night

I if the best is really yet to come

j' we'd all stay longer

I and all the seasons that we ran too quickly through

I have passed... I

Steve: I guess it's a self-serve.

Are you sure this place is open?

Jim: Well, the lights are on. So, yes, |do.

Steve: Maybe the guy's taking a shit.

Jim: Must be free gas Friday.

No, come on, guys. Don't screw around.

Steve: Just go check around in the office.

Bill: Hello?

Hello?

Hi. How are you doing?

'78, that's a good year.

Yeah. 'Deer hunter' won best picture.

Guess you didn't happen to catch that one.

Yeah, it had this incredible Russian roulette scene.

“Nicky! Nicky!”

Know of any good places to eat around here?

Ok, um, have a good night.

The old guy in the back, he didn't say a word to me.

I don't know. You guys figure it out. I gotta go to the bathroom.

Dude, your boy can't even handle the gas station attendant?

He's working on it.

Hello?

Just drop some cash and let's jet.

Dude, all I have are 20s. Not happening.

“No matter how much you shake the dance

“the last drop ends up on your pants.”

Poetic but true.

It's the vanishing man.

What?

You think I have another shot with Liz?

Ok, where'd this guy go? Hey, excuse me.

To pay for some gas and get out of here?

That'll be $16 even. Here's a coupon for your friend out there.

He mentioned he'd like to get some grub.

Stuckey ribs is the best in the area.

This'll save you $2.50 on every entree.

Thank you. That's very helpful of you.

Now about that blow job...

Jim tried to give an old guy a blow job.

No, I didn't, asshole. Cathy: What happened?

You should have seen the guy in there, man.

He was talking to us about coupons, about gas in this town.

Steve: And we got a coupon for a restaurant.

Liz, where's bill?

Liz: I don't know. I thought he was with you.

Right here. Here, here, here.

Look at this. Look. Look at what I found in the bathroom.

Liz: What, another std?

Another std? Another?

“Bleedings from asbury park,

“the Jersey shore's infamous historic attraction.

“25 of the most terrifying rooms for your horrific pleasure.

“The dark ride celebrates its grand reopening April 17.”

Let me see that, dude. No, I know about this thing. I heard about it.

Really? And that makes you cool how?

Very lame.

There's things like this at every amusement park.

Yeah, and Ferris wheels.

Big scary Ferris wheels.

Ok, wait. What is a dark ride?

It's the horror attraction at amusement parks or boardwalks.

Yeah, it's like that 'little rascals' episode

from the '20s on coney island.

Dtclh't eateh tt.

It's basically carts on tracks, slamming through doors.

I love those things. They're so scary.

No, I read about this place.

Something happened in there. This is the real thing.

The place has been shut down for, like, 20 years.

It's gotta be the first time it's opened since.

Well, it must have been quite a 'something'

to shut the whole place down for that long.

Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?

Strictly vegetarian, my ass.

Why is this freak always on the floor?

I know your face is all fucked up but you don't gotta hide from us.

We're your friends, buddy.

What's the matter? You don't fancy the accommodation, sir?

Your mattress too soft? No chocolate on the pillows?

They've been keeping you on carrots and codeine for a long time now.

I know you don't think you're special.

Well, seems to me it's about time for a change.

You hear me, freak?

I think some good old usda prime beef

might be just what the doctor ordered.

A little bit of iron ought to toughen you right up.

Let's get out of here. This is a stupid idea.

Look at his ears. I think he's deaf.

He don't give a shit what you feed him.

But I hear vegetarians get sick if they eat meat.

I just want to see if that's true is all.

I mean, this is a hospital.

There's nothing wrong with a little bit of a scientific experiment.

Let's go and mess with the girls. That's more fun.

What? You're in a rush now? We got all night. Give me that meat.

Oh, yeah.

Dinnertime, dickhead.

What's the matter? Is it too bloody for you?

A little bit too rare?

You want me to send it back to the chef

so he can cook it up just right for you?

What's the matter?

This is a bust. You're wasting a perfectly good piece of meat.

Well, maybe the poor baby's got a cold.

He could be allergic. Let's get out of here.

You're not allergic, are you? Eat.

Eat it. Essen!

This is choice stuff, put some hair on your...

”Chest

Hey, have any of you guys actually ever been to one of these places?

Steve: I went to something like this when I was a kid in Orlando.

It scared the crap out of me. I had nightmares for two years after that.

Cathy: You always have nightmares.

Only when I think about your face.

You guys are not gonna have that problem on this trip.

We pass by the joint three days before it opens.

Hey, did someone just say 'joint'?

That's too bad. Sounds like it could have been fun.

Oh, bullshit, Liz. A beggar says "boo,” and you get scared straight.

You never would've gone in the place.

You're only all tough about it now 'cause the option's off the table.

It's kiddie shit. Of course I would have gone.

I bet cash money you would never even set foot in the place.

You're such a fucking cheating asshole, Steve. I'll take that bet.

You gotta be the toughest, coolest,

bravest person in the fucking room, in every room.

You guys, come on. Chill out.

There is one way to settle this.

How's that?

Anybody feel like saving a little money on a room tonight?

No way!

Why not way? Come on, let's do it. I mean, we can do whatever we want.

Yeah. Yeah, it could be cool.

All I ever read about is how doomed our generation is, ok,

how we do nothing and we have it so easy.

So let's do something.

I'm in.

Try to keep me away. Cathy: You're all nuts.

Fuck the motel, guys. This sounds really fucking cool.

This is something we're gonna be talking about for a long time.

Bill: I think we should check it out, ok?

If it's cool, we'll go in. If not, we'll leave.

Steve: Ok, sounds like a plan.

Bill: Look, guys, if we stay in the dark ride tonight

we increase our funding supplies for spring break, if you catch my drift.

Good god.

Holy shit. Steve: What?

Bill, how much longer?

On what? That would depend.

On whether Jim picks up this hitchhiker.

What? Jim, do not stop this Van.

Steve: Hey, that was my fantasy.

This is almost as good as the old man at the gas station.

I bet she's either a psycho or a nympho.

Well, what is she doing out here all by herself?

She's a homeless, psychotic nymphomaniac.

Where's she gonna be, park Avenue?

Cathy: How do we know she is alone?

Maybe her boyfriend's waiting behind her 20 feet with a chainsaw.

Maybe her car broke down.

She teehs hthcll of broke clown.

I don't see a car.

You know, guys, I saw this one 'twilight zone' episode...

Cathy: Shh!

I feel obliged to pick up this hot piece of ass.

Call it my civic duty.

Call it your raging hard-on.

Hello. Hi.

Hop in.

Woman: Awesome. Alright.

Move.

Woman: Alright.

How are you going? I'm good. How are you?

Im Jim. Jim, Jen.

'J's!

Where are you headed? Where are you from?

Did your car break down?

I don't really believe in owning cars.

How ironic. Cathy here doesn't believe in seat belts.

I totally believe in seat belts. Safety first.

This from a girl who thumbs her way across country,

accepting rides from strangers.

Cathy: Bill, can I borrow your phone real quick?

Um, yeah. Yeah, it's in my bag.

I generally feel that people are basically good.

However, this one time I was following this phish tour...

Man, I just love those guys.

So this guy, anyway, driving this really bitching beemer, stops for me.

So chitchat, chitchat.

He was a doctor or a banker or a mortician or something.

So he asks me where I'm going.

And don't ask me how it got started, but we get on the subject of music.

Now I don't know a lot of things,

but in fact, music is the one thing that I am extremely familiar with.

I just get it, get it?

So this yuppie dickhead

starts telling me about music and how “back in the day”

and I'm like... how add kids are nowadays and I'm like, “fuck!”

You know, “back in the day”? Music transcends time and space.

Man, it's like a whole symbiotic relationship between...

You feeling me?

It's a like a whole symbiotic relationship

between life, death...

Malls, pets, you know, health and nutrition.

So mr 2.4 kids, he tries to kiss me.

He actually has his fucking sweaty paws

all over me.

So what I did was... what I did was I just leaned over

and I smashed down really hard in a really sensitive place.

Are you feeling me?

My aim was dead on.

Ding, dong.

I rang the bell and won the kewpie doll, man.

I also happened to lose my ride.

Took me, like, four hours to get another one.

What was my point?

Oh, yeah.

You know, I generally have to believe

that people are basically good.

Does anyone mind that I'm sitting in the front seat?

Well, Jen, welcome aboard.

Oh, I knew you guys were cool soon as I saw the Van.

Yeah, she's my sweet baby. I love her.

You should know we planned a detour.

We're going to spend the night there.

Man, I love dark rides. You guys mind if I tag along?

Cathy: Funny, I thought you already had.

Jen: Don't worry. I'll hold my own weight.

Anyone want to go on a real trip?

Jim: Oh, god.

I think I love you.

Right back at you.

I haven't been here in so long.

Where is this place?

Asbury park.

Asbury park. I've never been here.

Look at what a shithole town this is.

Holy shit. Those fucking mushrooms just kicked in.

Yeah? Are you feeling it?

Jen: Hey, isn't asbury park where Springsteen was born?

Look at this place.

Tt teehs etesed.

I mean, like, gone-for-the-winter closed.

God, it's kind of creepy, huh? God, I live for this shit!

Ok, this obviously sucks.

If you want to save money, can we just sleep in the Van?

Whoa. Whoa, who the hell's that? Hey, kill the lights, dude.

Liz: Well, that's that.

Bill: No, no, no. He probably makes his rounds about every hour or so.

Steve: That's plenty of time to get inside.

He's a rent-a-cop. I'm surprised he doesn't ride a fucking bicycle.

Jen: Come on. Let's go around back.

We can figure out a way to get in.

Oh, great, we picked up catwoman.

Oh, look. He's leaving.

Let go of me. Come on. There. That's my boy.

Bill: Yeah, he's going.

Cathy: Yeah, and so should we.

Cathy, could be fun.

That's right, Jen. It could also not be fun. See how that works?

Jesus, cath, chill out. Fuck 'chill', Jim.

Ok, this is supposed to be for laughs, right?

Alright, fine, I'll wait here. And call for me when your laughs begin.

Cath, come on.

You know where to find me. I'm fine. Go.

Have fun with little miss too cool for school.

In fact, why don't you just have fun? That's what you're good at.

Oh, nice.

I'm sorry.

Do what you want with that but...

And I really do miss you.

Go ahead. The dark ride's waiting.

Jen. Jen, come here. Listen, I have an idea.

Oh, man, this place is frickin' huge.

Oh, my god.

God! Jesus!

Come on!

This is fucking great.

Whoa, shit!

Voila!

Way to go, bro.

Come on.

Jim: Come in, come in. Hey.

Jen: Whoo! Nice and dry.

How did you get the lights on?

Liz, did you think the only thing I made in shop class were bongs?

No, seriously, though,

I just put a few wires together and pushed a few buttons.

Ooh, I like a man who knows what to do with his hands.

I'm shocked. What's that?

Uh, I'm soaked.

You know, we really should go get Cathy.

Cathy knows where we are. If she wants to join us, she can, right?

I agree. We should check this place out. Let's go. Come on.

Cool.

Just think, I could have hitched a ride with a stalker.

Oh, my god.

Look at the motion.

Liz: Oh, my god.

Yeah, yeah.

Shh.

Oh. Got you.

Steve: Hey, dude, don't fuck with anything.

We don't wanna add destruction of property

to the breaking and entering charge, you know?

Steve, Steve, just let it go. Let it go.

Steve: Had to go and take those 'shrooms, didn't you?

Dude, put it down.

Yeah, Steve. Steve, really, it's ok.

It's ok. Don't worry about it. Shh.

What is this?

What's wrong, Jim?

Steve: What did you do to the face, Jim?

Nothing.

Yeah.

Alright, moving on.

Hmm.

Dude, I cannot believe Cathy's missing this shit.

This place is fucking cool, right?

Jim, light me, please.

Jen: Easy. Easy, Jim.

Easy.

Bill: What do you think?

I have to say, this isn't too bad.

Got a little smoke. Got a little...

Motherfucker!

Can't we unplug these things?

Did you see that? See what?

There's someone...

There's someone watching us through that window.

You sure, Liz? You're pretty high.

Never mthel.

Yes, and there are definitely no shortage of someones

lurking in this fucking place.

God, you gotta wonder

how all this negative energy affects this place.

I mean, it can't be good.

You're closer to the truth than you know, Jen-Jen.

Do you guys know why they closed down this ride, huh?

It's a local legend.

Bill: Yeah, I grew up in ocean grove, one town over.

Fucking a, man. I had no idea you were from there, man.

Yeah. You're from Jersey, brother?

Well, you had to have heard of this story, man...

About the two sisters...

Let me see that. Thank you.

About the two sisters who died right here.

Yeah, they were twins. I think it was back in '89.

So what happened?

They were murdered and disembowelled.

At their funerals, it was closed casket.

Nobody wanted to view the bodies.

It was, I mean, huge out here. It was in all the newspapers.

Wow, Jim, then it must be true.

It'tthet eh tmheette.

How about we turn the page on this one, guys?

Legend goes that there was this man,

this hideous, deformed, monster-like man

that wore a mask over his face.

He killed them.

Supposedly, the man had, like, a mental capacity of a five-year-old.

He lived right here in this dark ride.

Yes, he lived in the ride.

See, the guy who operated the ride adopted two kids...

Two very different kids.

There was the younger one, who was normal,

and there was the older one.

He was the one with all the deformities.

So he kept him down here,

locked up in the dark ride.

Yeah. You know, I think I heard something like that.

But I think it happened in Wisconsin.

Really?

Well, I heard something similar, but it was this travelling dark ride

that moved from state to state to these different carnivals.

It was like urban legends, right?

No, no.

That's cute. But, no, this is not an urban legend.

Did they go to jail?

See, in the end the taxpayers prevailed.

The ride was closed...

And the monster expired.

Jim: Who's got the weed?

Jen: Dude. Alright.

Yeah, so that's what happened.

Well, why didn't you tell us this when we saw the flyer?

Um, because I wanted you to come here,

and if I would have told you the story you wouldn't have came.

So I didn't.

You know, with all the scary shit going on, it was nuts.

The kids were dead and the town was crazy.

Bill: Jim, there's...

There's one little problem with your story.

What's that, bill?

The same problem most people have...

Is that they just believe whatever they hear

without ever questioning it.

Newspapers take more Liberty with the fact

than 'e! True Hollywood story'.

See, your guy's quote-unquote 'monster' never died.

He was shot that day but he's very much alive.

If you ask me, he should have been sent to the electric chair

instead, they just set him up in some mental hospital.

And how would you know?

Dude, you're fucking with us.

He's fucking with us.

Bill: I wish I was.

Those two teenagers...

You know, the ones that were last killed...

Those were my cousins.

Your cousins? Bullshit.

Oh, my god. Are you serious?

Bill: That's how I know that Jonah's still alive.

Why does it always have to be Jonah or Jason or Jedediah?

I mean, why can't it be Bob or Gus or even Chris?

No, no. Give him a break. Let him finish.

Or Ernie. It could be Ernie.

Bill: Well, Elizabeth, Ernie is not his name.

It's 'Jonah' and he's not a monster.

God, we do love our monsters in this country.

But a murderer killed my two cousins, not a monster.

The police psychologist said the sick bastard

was actually playing with his victims.

Can you believe that?

He was re-enacting the sets from within the ride.

So he mimicked whatever he saw in this place?

Jonah see, Jonah do.

That is heavy, dude. I am so sorry.

Well, that was more interesting than movie trivia.

Jim: I shouldn't have brung it up. I'm sorry.

No, Jim, it's not your fault it happened.

Besides, these are the kinds of stories

you tell in places like this, right,

to try and scare the hell out of everyone?

The only difference is usually you're making it up.

This one's real.

Cue the thunder and lightning.

Ooh!

That's cool. Look at this.

Steve.

Steve: No fucking light.

Jen: Grab a lantern from the set over there

so we can see what the hell's going on in here.

Come on. What?

It won't reach. Oh, shit.

Hey, grab that mirror.

I don't see anything. No, no, no. Bounce it up.

Jen: Ok, wait. I think it's over there.

There's nothing in here. Wait, wait, wait. What was that?

What the...? No!

Oh, my god!

Cathy! Help! Help!

I'm so sorry. I couldn't help myself. I'm sorry.

Oh, my god. That was so good. Cathy...

Oh, man, you should have seen the look on your face.

First you were all like, “oh!” and then you did, like, this great...

It was fucking killer.

Aw, you still really care.

After what you said back there in the Van I was gonna...

No, fuck you, Cathy, and stay fucked for a while.

Well, I wouldn't call three minutes including foreplay “a while,” would you?

Jim: What the hell happened here?

Cathy: What?

It's awesome. Steve: You were in on this?

Liz: Did you plan this whole thing?

Yeah. You were in on this?

And, you know, when we picked up Jen,

I kinda figured she'd be better to get you in the room than me,

so I just pulled her aside and asked her to help.

Guilty.

Do you guys honestly think I would have stayed in the Van by myself?

I faked.

So you planned this trip?

Were you fucking in on this?

I had nothing to do with it. Calm down.

It was just me and bill. Oh, my god.

And coming to the dark ride was all part of your little prank?

You know, I was just kinda dying to check it out.

No, but seriously,

my parents never let me go to my cousins' funeral.

I never even went to their grave site.

I've never even been here.

So, I don't know, in some sick, twisted way

it's kind of like closure to me.

But the flyer...

I had that with me. That would have shown up anywhere we were.

It would have showed up wherever we were.

Jim: Jesus, bill, that's pretty freakin' extreme

just to go for a laugh.

That rocked. That was great. I'm so proud of you.

Well, your friend Steve here left me in a rather extreme position

a few months back when I walked into his room

and found his dick inside Sarah d'amato.

This is about that? Sarah d'amato?

Shut up.

Yes, it is about that, Steve.

I know you don't think it's a big deal. It was to me.

Jim: Steve, you had sex with Sarah d'amato?

Yeah, and she's not a fucking psycho. This isn't funny.

Playing dead isn't funny.

Jen: It was funny. Jim: That was harsh.

Cathy: Hey, you know what they say...

“Don't hate the player. Hate the game.”

Oh, come on, Stevie. Kiss my neck. You know how much I like that.

Jeez.

And you, you little piece of shit...

Stop it! No, you stop it.

Lay off him. You lay off.

You don't get to say anything right now.

You, you want some trivia?

How many friends do you have now? Anyone? Anyone?

Well, now you've got none.

Lay off him. Stop.

I should have left you beating off in the fucking dorm room.

Badjoke.

Liz: Well, unless you have an encore planned,

is there anyone else you need to exact revenge on?

I'm done.

Dude, I would totally beat your ass if you did that to me.

But you didn't and it was great.

I didn't know you had it in you.

Look at you coming out of your shell.

Now that you're done, can we please leave?

This place creeps me out.

Jim: You wanna make out or...?

Oh. It never works.

Scared the shit out of your cheating ex-boyfriend.

That was priceless. Right. It was good.

I have a feeling by next weekend you're gonna need a new room-mate.

Probably.

That's weird. The door is locked.

Liz: Well, open it.

Well, I would, Elizabeth,

but the door's kind of locked from the outside.

Come on, Jim, open the door.

I bet it was Steve.

Liz: Or Ernie the slasher.

Steve, please. Jen: Relax, everyone.

Please? Come on, Steve. This isn't funny.

She's apologising, Steve. Come on, man, open the door.

Jim: No, seriously, guys, though,

I did a pretty shitty job down there on the wires.

I'm not surprised that they didn't hold up.

I'll just go back down there and fix them.

I'm gonna be right back. Y'all stay right here.

Actually, I was thinking about wandering aimlessly in the dark.

It's what I do for fun.

Jesus Christ, Jen, you almost gave me a fucking heart attack.

Your heart rate's not exactly what I wanted to get a rise out of.

Oh, god. These 'shrooms are really fucking kicking in.

Yeah, I know.

Well, they were on for a minute.

Maybe he's working on it.

Liz: I bet that little slut is working on him.

Oh, holy shit. I didn't even realise she wasn't with us.

Hey, did you see Steve following me down here?

Because I wanna grab him and get the hell out of here.

Oh, really?

Oh, my god. Oh, god.

Don't you feel good?

We don't exactly have to leave right now.

It's kind of awkward timing. You know what I mean?

My timing is what makes this interesting.

But what about the others?

Couldn't find their way down here with a road map.

But I heard them screaming and shit.

Yeah, I think we should let the children play their children games.

Besides, we have some adult games to get to.

Oh, god, I love you.

Excuse me just one moment.

What are you gonna do?

Just a little...

Ooh.

Just a little mood lighting, a little mood music.

Sorry I don't have cigarettes.

Oh, god, thank you.

Fucking Steve. I hate him. I'm so done with him.

I bet he's screwing with the lights.

What goes around comes around, right?

Screw you, Liz. Sorry.

I can't see a thing. I don't like this, you guys.

Hey, Liz, watch out for the tracks. Don't sprain your ankle.

Look, I don't know what you guys are thinking,

but if we're gonna get out of here we've gotta find our way downstairs.

Cathy: In the dark? Yeah.

Liz: You have a lighter, right?

Bill: Yeah. Ok. Come on. Let's go.

Steve?

Ok.

They keep screaming. Something's wrong.

Oh, god, I love this song.

They're just joking. They're just joking.

They're just messing around. Ok.

Oh, thank you.

Cathy, we have to go now. Look at me.

We've gotta get help. Where did bill go?

Jim! Jim!

Jim! Jim, where are you?

Oh, my...

Wait. What's going on?

Oh, Jen, you cannot leave me hanging like this. It's unhealthy.

Jen, you're killing me. Please? Thank you.

J' I think I'm going out of my head

j“ I think I'm going out of my head

j' I think I'm going out of my head... j'

oh, what did I do to deserve this?

Oh, god, I'm almost there.

Oh, god.

Come here. Give me a kiss.

What the fuck? Oh, my god!

What the fuck?

Holy shit. Oh, fuck.

Fuck! Fucking come back. What the fuck are you doing?

Don't fucking leave me.

Oh, god!

Oh, god.

Help me.

Somebody let me out of here.

Please.

Somebody help me.

Oh, god. Oh, god.

God.

What? Shh.

What? Shh. Shh!

Do you hear that?

Cathy. It's ok.

Alright, listen to me. Shh, it's ok.

Shh. I lost it back there. I did.

Listen to me, alright? I lost it back there. I did. But I'm back now.

We have to find a way out of here.

There has to be another exit or fire code... something.

This is a fucking amusement park ride, for god's sakes.

There's fucking rules.

Cathy: Shh. Shh.

Shhh. Shhh.

I'm too tired.

We're almost out. Come on.

No, no, no, no. Where are you going?

This is my fault. Don't you get it?

I'm the reason we're here. I brought us here.

I have to go find the others.

Go get help!

Go get help...

Cathy!

Cath!

That might be her!

Where are you?

(Crashn

Man: Yeah, this is Reggie.

I'm at the north-east side of the boardwalk, requesting backup.

Henry, Lou, that means you guys.

What's the problem, Reggie?

I got a report that there was some noises coming from the dark ride.

I'm gonna go check it out.

Sounds good to me. How can I help you?

Well, by definition of the term 'backup',

I'm asking you to back me up.

Reinforcements are on the way. Yeah, 10-4.

Reggie: Anybody in here? This is security.

Anybody in this building? Oh, my god!

Anybody in this building?

Oh, my god, please.

Reggie: Hello! Anybody here?

Goddamn, girl, what the hell are you doing in here?

Alright, look, everything's gonna be ok.

Just calm down. Come with me. We'll call your parents, alright?

What are you pointing at?

I told you, miss, everything's gonna be just fine.

We'd better get over there before Reggie splits.

You got it.

Ow!

Wait, please.

Out of range.

Come on. Work, please. No!

Oh, my god! For fuck's sake!

Come on, you fucking phone.

(Crashn

Oh, my god.

No. No.

(Crashn

Cathy?

Cathy. Cathy.

Cathy, wake up.

Cath...

Oh, shit.

Bill: Jim. Bill?

Dude, you're...

You're alive, man.

Are you ok?

Dude, I'm about as far from ok as ok gets, man.

I'm freaking out of my skull.

You need to get us the fuck out of here, bill.

Shh. It's over now. What...?

I know. It's ok. It's over now.

Is he dead? Are you kidding me?

I don't know if it's a he, a she or an it, man. I don't care.

We need to grab Cathy and we need to get out of here.

Is she ok?

I mean, she... she has a pulse, dude.

I don't know.

What are you doing here, man?

I could have sworn I saw you guys take off.

How did you get away?

Are you kidding me, Jim?

I know this place like the back of my hand.

Jim...

How many friends do you have now, Steve?

Revenge, huh?

Don't call it revenge, think of it as...

Time-released justice.

Fuck you, assholes.

Well, Jim... turns out that Norman bates was wrong.

Seems a boy's best friend isn't his mother.

Each murder he committed was like a little present.

He wasn't just playing...

He was playing for me.

Some monsters are harder to recognise than others, Jim.

Thanks for your help, Cathy.