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? Whoa, oh-oh-oh ?
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? So much to see ?
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? So much to do ?
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? Let's share a dream ?
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? Make it come true ?
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? Us girls' got ?
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? The right combination ?
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? Make our way
To new destinations ?
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? Imagine all
The possibilities ?
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? Hey, hey, hey ?
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? You can be anything ?
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? Hey, hey, hey ?
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? Barbie's here, gonna sing ?
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? Hey, hey, hey ?
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? Adventure
Yeah, that's our thing ?
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? It's the
Dreamhouse Adventures ?
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My phone says to go that way.
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Well, your phone is wrong.
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Mine says we need
to go that way.
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[brakes squeaking]
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- [both gasping]
- Guys!
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Not now, Chelsea.
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Barbie and I
are duking this out.
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You really
need to see this.
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Oh, no!
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Ever make a mistake so big
you thought there was no way to get over it?
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And then you tried to get
over it by making up for it,
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but that only made
everything worse?
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Yeah, I was about to have
one of those days.
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All because I wanted to spend
some quality time with my sisters.
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[man on TV] If you live in the
Malibu area, come on down and try out.
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We're the show that brings
people together,
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tears them down,
then builds them back up.
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While turkeys gobble,
gobble, gobble, we...
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[bot chanting]
Squabble! Squabble! Squabble!
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- [both] Hey!
- I thought you guys wanted to plan our sister day.
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Can't we do it after the show?
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It's coming to Malibu.
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Why don't we try out?
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For
Squabble. Squabble. Squabble.
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No, thank you. They make everyone
on there look like complete fools.
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- Only the ones
that can't handle it. - But we could.
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And we'd win big bucks.
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I'm game.
Let's do it.
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OK. I'll put it on
the "maybe" list.
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But let's see what else we can
come up with first.
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I was thinking
a road trip up the coast.
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Maybe try to find
a new beach to explore.
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Yeah, that sounds amazing.
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- And then we could...
- We could go surfing,
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and we could stop by some
cool little restaurant.
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[Skipper]
Oh, that sounds awesome.
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OK, people, I'll give it
to you straight.
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Ratings are down.
No one's watching our show.
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We need a big stunt,
or the network's cancelling us.
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Who's got a plan to save my...
I mean, our jobs?
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- Hmm? Anyone? Anyone?
- [clears throat]
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You, in the back.
Missy.
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It's Mandy.
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Well, anyway,
I was searching online
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for interesting local families.
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You know, a special one
that a lot of people would want to...
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Destroy?
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Well, I was going to say
"root for," but anyway,
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I think I found
the perfect family.
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Hello there.
I'm Henrik Henrikson.
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You probably
recognize me from TV.
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[tsks]
Don't care.
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[stutters]
Hang on.
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We're looking for families
to compete on
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Squabble. Squabble. Squabble.
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Aren't you Malibu's
family of the year?
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No.
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Is your show the one
that humiliates people?
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[chuckles]
You could say that.
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Oh, you want the Roberts.
Next door.
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Oh, thanks for doing this, Trey.
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Ken usually feeds the puppies
when we're away,
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but since he's outta town
and my parents are, too,
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it's really kind of you
to look after them.
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Whatever. My mom cut off
my allowance this week,
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so I need the cash.
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Use this key to get in
and to get out.
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What kind of house
needs a key to get out?
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A very secure one.
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It's a special feature my mom
added for when we're away.
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Here's a spare, just in case
you lose the first one.
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You think I'd lose it?
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Do you trust me or not?
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Don't answer that.
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- Ready Barbie?
- Coming.
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Thanks again.
Have fun.
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- Oh, we'll have a swell time,
won't we? - [door shuts]
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- [growling]
- [yelps]
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Ooh, put a filter on that one.
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[chuckles]
Yeah. Ooh, you are handsome.
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Uh, Henrik?
I think that's...
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Uh, never bother me
when I'm in the middle of...
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[yelps]
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[groans]
What?
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Your ideal contestants
just drove away.
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Isn't this great?
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It's been ages
since just the four of us
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did something really
special together.
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Nothing like
a sisters' day out!
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It'd be better
if we all had a say
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- in what we do
on said "day out." - [laughs]
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OK, navigator. How much further
to the secret beach?
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Oh, was I supposed
to be keeping track?
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[beeps]
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"Trey. Make sure feeder is on."
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Duh. "Check for
appropriate portions."
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Double-duh.
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[whining]
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[sighs]
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"Make sure no puppies
steal from each other's bowls."
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Seriously?
Where's the fun in that?
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How do you work this thing?
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[electronic beeping]
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Stop, stop, stop!
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[yells]
Not for people!
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Get me out of this crazy place!
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Come on.
[grunting]
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[computer voice]
Warning! Intruder alert!
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Great. The key.
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Where is it?
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[growling]
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My phone says
to go that way.
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Well, your phone is wrong.
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Mine says we need
to go that way.
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[brakes squeaking]
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- [both gasping
- Guys!
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Not now, Chelsea.
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Barbie and I
are duking this out.
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You really
need to see this.
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[both] Oh, no!
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[crashing]
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[Barbie]
And just like that,
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our beloved family camper
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had taken its last road trip.
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This is all my fault.
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I must have forgotten
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to set the emergency brake.
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What am I going to
tell mom and dad?
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They'll understand.
No one was hurt.
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It was just an accident.
Accidents happen.
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But this is a huge accident!
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Our camper.
Our wonderful camper.
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- I need to fix it.
- How?
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Unless your allowance
is way more than mine. It's not, is it?
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I've been saving from my job
at the waterpark,
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but there's no way
I have enough money to buy a whole new camper.
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I know how we can get the money.
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This is a crazy idea.
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So crazy, it just might work.
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Assuming we ever get
to the front of the line.
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You there!
Family of the year.
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Step right up
to the front of the line.
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You think you can outsmart me?
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[grunts]
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Come on.
Give it back.
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Whatever.
I don't need a stupid key.
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I've got the power of strategy.
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Let me out!
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- [alarm blaring]
- [computer voice] Warning. Intruder alert.
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Huh? I'm no intruder.
I'm a Reardon.
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You're lucky
I'm even in this house.
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[computer voice] Correction.
Intruder with attitude.
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Activating
protection procedure.
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Protection what?
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[screams]
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- [barking]
- Mommy!
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I have to call Mommy.
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- [phone rings]
- No, no, no!
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Trey? What are you doing?
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Aren't you supposed to be
feeding those dogs?
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I'm stuck!
This house trapped me.
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I can't even hear you.
You sound miles away.
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I'm hanging up.
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[groans]
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[host] Live from beautiful
Malibu, California.
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It's a special edition of
Squabble. Squabble. Squabble.
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The show that brings
people together,
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tears them down,
then builds them back up.
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While turkeys gobble,
gobble, gobble, we...
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[crowd chants]
Squabble! Squabble! Squabble!
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[laughs] We have some very
special contestants today, folks.
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Straight from winning
Malibu's family of the year,
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it's Chelsea, Stacey, Skipper,
and Barbie Roberts.
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[crowd cheering]
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Will the pressure to win
turn this loving family
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into a bickering batch
of bad sisters?
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[crowd chants]
Squabble! Squabble! Squabble!
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Or can they stick together
to beat the game
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and win our fabulous
treasure chest?
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[crowd]
Oooh!
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First up, the bubble race.
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Hit the mark
or we'll burst your bubble.
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[laughs]
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- Ready, set, go!
- [buzzer sounds]
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[crowd cheering]
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[crowd gasps]
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Oops!
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- Skipper!
- I didn't mean to!
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Ooh, hoo-hoo!
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Hostility right out
of the gate.
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Just the way we like it.
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[applause]
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[cheering]
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Guys, the stack is too thin.
We need a bigger base.
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- Like a pyramid.
- Brilliant.
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Go, Team Roberts!
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[crowd gasps]
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Looks like the Roberts family
is pretty clever.
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00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:02,936
But how will they handle this?
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00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:05,522
Bring out
the marshmallow cannon!
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[cheering]
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00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:10,444
[beeping]
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Hi-ya!
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Way to go, Skipper.
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- Hi-ya!
- Wah!
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[grunts]
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Stacey, up top!
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00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:24,082
Got it!
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00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:28,795
[cheering]
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We did it.
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Looks like the fam of the year
is living up to their name.
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[chuckles]
For now.
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[barking]
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I'm not happy
about this either.
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Trey!
What on earth are you doing?
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Quit playing around
and get down here right this instant!
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Don't you think
I would if I could?
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Wait, how did you
get in here, anyway?
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- Well, you left the spare key.
- Great.
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Whatever you do, don't...
[groans]
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- Let the puppies get it.
- [barking]
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For heaven's sakes.
I don't have time for this.
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00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:10,711
I've got my teeth whitening
in an hour.
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[screams]
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00:11:13,549 --> 00:11:15,966
- [alarm blaring]
- [computer voice] Intruder alert.
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00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,051
Intruder?
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- [yelling]
- [barking]
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Worst. Neighbors. Ever.
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How about it, folks?
Best family ever!
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[cheering]
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But no one likes an easy win.
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00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:36,904
So for the rest of the game,
how about we mix things up?
249
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The Roberts family will have
to compete against...
250
00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:42,160
each other!
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[all] What?
No way!
252
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,623
My game, my rules.
253
00:11:46,665 --> 00:11:51,085
Barbie and Skipper on one team,
Stacey and Chelsea on the other.
254
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:54,631
How is that fair?
They're just two little girls.
255
00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:56,966
- Hey!
- We're not that little.
256
00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:58,926
This is not
what we signed up for.
257
00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:01,012
Well, you can quit
if you like.
258
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:04,474
But then nobody wins
the big prize.
259
00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:06,184
[crowd exclaims]
260
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,977
Give us a sec.
261
00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:12,023
- I say we keep going.
- Yeah, I really wanna beat this guy.
262
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,650
You've watched this show.
263
00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:16,735
You know the whole point of it
is to tear people apart.
264
00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:19,614
We're already torn apart
into separate teams.
265
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:23,410
Or are you just afraid to be
shown up by two little girls?
266
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:25,370
What?
Not even.
267
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:29,207
What do you say, Barbie?
For the camper?
268
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:33,587
Was I really about to put my sisters
through a humiliating experience
269
00:12:33,588 --> 00:12:36,630
just because I wasn't ready
to tell my parents about the camper?
270
00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:41,010
Or was this just another great
opportunity for family time?
271
00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:43,096
Funny how easy it is
to rationalize
272
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:45,515
when you don't want
to face the truth.
273
00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:51,020
Are you sure you wanna
go through with this?
274
00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:53,607
No. I'm not sure
about anything,
275
00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:56,150
except the fact
that I'd do about anything
276
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:57,611
to replace the camper.
277
00:12:57,652 --> 00:12:59,070
Now it gets interesting.
278
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:02,156
It's big sisters
versus little sisters
279
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,867
in the yoga pose gauntlet.
280
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:07,328
[cheering]
281
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:17,046
[cheering]
282
00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:25,888
[cheering]
283
00:13:32,097 --> 00:13:34,187
Ha.
284
00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:36,232
[cheering]
285
00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:41,571
Seriously?
286
00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,576
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
287
00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:48,035
[yells]
288
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,203
[crowd groans]
289
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:52,123
Ooh, too bad, Skipper.
290
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,833
This one goes to
team little sisters.
291
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,877
- Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo! Good job.
292
00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,837
[laughing]
293
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:01,758
Poppy?
Did you find Trey?
294
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,551
[both] Up here!
295
00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:05,928
Whatever are you doing
in those nets?
296
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,556
Way too complicated
to explain.
297
00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:11,518
Can you just help
get us down, please?
298
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:14,562
And whatever you do,
don't let the door...
299
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,022
[beeps]
300
00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:18,566
Why do I even bother?
301
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:20,652
[applause]
302
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:25,323
- Yes! Pogo stick soccer!
- We got this.
303
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,616
[both] Seriously?
304
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:29,703
OK.
The rules are simple.
305
00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:33,289
First team to get all
their balls in the net wins.
306
00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:35,500
Feel free to work together...
307
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,626
Or not.
308
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:41,214
On your mark, get set...
309
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:44,759
- [exhales]
- Pogo!
310
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,512
[grunts]
311
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,389
[grunts]
312
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:54,185
- Good one!
- Yes!
313
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,729
[yelping]
314
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,689
How do you stop this thing?
315
00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,858
Whoa! Ow!
316
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,694
Skipper's down.
We can win this.
317
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:09,075
[crowd boos]
318
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:11,578
- Aw.
- Too bad.
319
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,496
[crowd cheering]
320
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:16,040
[grunting]
321
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,796
[crowd cheering]
322
00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,174
We won!
323
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:27,552
She doesn't have to
brag about it.
324
00:15:27,553 --> 00:15:29,010
Winners get to make the calls.
325
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,136
Or have you already forgotten
326
00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:31,472
what it feels like to win?
327
00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,599
- [crowd oohs]
- Nothing like a little pressure
328
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:37,019
to bring out
a loving family's true colors.
329
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:39,272
Is anyone going to help me?
330
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:41,065
[screaming]
331
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,650
Help!
332
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:46,237
Whittaker, stop playing
with the dogs!
333
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:49,073
Playing?
They're terrorizing me!
334
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,409
Just get us down.
335
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,327
And get the keys.
336
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:56,289
Ha, I outsmarted you.
337
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:57,998
- [growling]
- Got 'em.
338
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:01,043
Now what?
Wha...
339
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,504
This is ridiculous.
340
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:05,088
I'm going for professional help.
341
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,715
[Trey]
No, no, don't touch that...
342
00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:08,007
[computer voice]
Intruder alert.
343
00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:10,595
Activating
protection procedure.
344
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,639
Whoa!
345
00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:18,436
Hey. Use your own helmet.
346
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,772
Sorry. Sheesh.
347
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:24,066
Oh, what have I done?
348
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:28,988
Oh, look at the numbers.
We are on fire.
349
00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:32,617
I need you to find more of these
so-called "perfect families."
350
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:35,870
Tearing to shreds brings
a whole new meaning to the word
351
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:37,705
Squabble. Squabble. Squabble.
352
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:41,125
Technically that's one word
three times, but anyway,
353
00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:43,168
what if one of those girls
actually makes it
354
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,420
to the end of the game?
355
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:46,422
You know
the treasure chest is empty.
356
00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:48,424
[stuttering]
Already handled.
357
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:51,928
No one will survive
the last challenge.
358
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:55,222
[cackles]
359
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,854
Guys, we need to talk.
360
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:03,439
Let me guess.
You think that we should go
361
00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:05,358
easy on you so you can win.
362
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,067
No, I would never ask that.
363
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:09,402
I overheard Henrik,
and there's no cash prize.
364
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:13,574
And even if there was,
the game is rigged so we can never win.
365
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,409
[gasps]
Barbie!
366
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:17,703
This means there's no way
to replace the camper.
367
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:22,917
I know. This whole thing is
a big mess that I've only made worse.
368
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:27,129
I should have just told Mom and Dad what
happened and dealt with the consequences.
369
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:30,090
You'll get a chance
to do that now.
370
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,259
I'm sorry, Barbie.
371
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:35,095
We didn't realize how hard
this must be for you.
372
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:36,723
Thanks for trying to help me.
373
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:39,308
We really do make
a good team.
374
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:40,894
We should've won this thing.
375
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:43,354
Who says we still can't?
376
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:47,358
So here's where
it gets interesting.
377
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:51,278
The final challenge
is a one-on-one battle royale
378
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,614
over the Pit of Shame!
379
00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,157
[crowd]
Ohh...
380
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,867
[Henrik] First sister to
knock the other three in
381
00:17:56,868 --> 00:18:00,079
will get a straight shot
to the treasure chest.
382
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:03,791
- [applause]
- Let the squabbling begin.
383
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:06,168
[all] We are Team Roberts!
384
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:09,672
- Yeah!
- [all laughing]
385
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:12,008
That's not supposed to happen.
386
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:13,509
What are they doing?
387
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,226
[crowd gasps]
388
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:23,937
Phew.
389
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:30,150
They're working together
as a family!
390
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,828
They'll never get past this.
391
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,833
[grunts]
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
392
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,376
No, no!
393
00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:51,422
Whoa!
394
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,383
[gasps]
395
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:57,637
Yikes!
396
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,348
We got this.
397
00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:06,020
This is a nightmare.
398
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:07,647
Time to end this.
399
00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:10,066
[cannon whirrs]
400
00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:12,485
[all] Marshmallows?
401
00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:14,862
Whoa, whoa! Phew.
402
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:17,657
[yelling]
403
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,873
[crowd cheering]
404
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,087
Where are you going?
405
00:19:31,088 --> 00:19:33,296
Don't you want to tell
the audience what they won?
406
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:34,632
Ahh...
407
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,784
Why don't we all open
the chest together?
408
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:40,596
So the whole world
can see what kind of a guy you really are.
409
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,515
No! Don't!
410
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:47,770
Empty.
How could that be?
411
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:51,482
Don't tell us
this whole show is a scam.
412
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,776
[crowd boos]
413
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:01,617
So, we didn't win any money.
414
00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:04,411
But the support of my sisters
made it a lot easier
415
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:06,205
to come clean with Mom and Dad.
416
00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:07,999
They took it pretty well.
417
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,626
It seems they both had
family car mishaps
418
00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:12,962
when they were teens, too.
And guess what?
419
00:20:12,963 --> 00:20:16,715
The insurance company discovered there
was a problem with the parking break.
420
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:19,177
It wasn't even my fault
the camper rolled away.
421
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:24,182
It all turned out OK.
Except for one remaining fact.
422
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:27,143
Our camper was no more.
423
00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:29,311
We are gathered here today
to say goodbye
424
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:32,606
to a truly amazing
family member.
425
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:34,942
Goodbye old camper.
426
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:37,111
Thanks for the memories.
427
00:20:37,356 --> 00:20:41,239
Thanks for being
so understanding, Mom.
428
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,284
Just promise me that next time
something goes wrong,
429
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:46,913
no matter how big,
you'll tell us.
430
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,122
Lesson learned.
431
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:50,249
Never again will
my first option be
432
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:52,919
humiliate my entire family
on a game show.
433
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,379
It was fun putting
Henrik in his place.
434
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,506
But I'm still gonna miss
the old camper.
435
00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:58,598
We all are.
436
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,384
I have a feeling
437
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:03,012
we'll get over it pretty quickly
438
00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:05,848
once we get used to
the new one.
439
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:06,974
[horn honks]
440
00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:08,142
What?!
441
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:10,644
[excited chatter]
442
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,856
Oh, I'm so glad you all love it.
443
00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:16,859
Hey.
Anyone seen the puppies?
444
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,698
Are they ever
gonna come inside?
445
00:21:22,748 --> 00:21:27,298
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