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? Whoa, oh-oh-oh ?

? So much to see ?

? So much to do ?

? Let's share a dream ?

? Make it come true ?

? Us girls' got ?

? The right combination ?

? Make our way To new destinations ?

? Imagine all The possibilities ?

? Hey, hey, hey ?

? You can be anything ?

? Hey, hey, hey ?

? Barbie's here, gonna sing ?

? Hey, hey, hey ?

? Adventure Yeah, that's our thing ?

? It's the Dreamhouse Adventures ?

[creepy laughter]

- [gasps] - [Barbie] Believe it or not,

this all started with the Swiss Marmot Migration.

No, seriously, it did.

Turns out, when thousands of burrowing mammals

go on the move, both documentarians,

i.e. dad, and engineers, i.e. mom, gotta go check it out.

In Switzerland.

Which would have been completely cool

except that it was right before Halloween.

And in the Roberts family Halloween is serious business.

[clears throat]

- Ta-dah! - [all exclaiming]

We'll transform the front yard into a haunted graveyard,

complete with tombstones and skeletons

and all kinds of scary things.

Any kid brave enough to make it to the front door

will get a huge treat.

You just found out your parents won't be here for Halloween.

How did you come up with all of this so fast?

I always keep a holiday back-up plan.

Seasonal decorating emergencies happen more often than you think.

From Barbie Roberts we would expect nothing less.

So what do you say? Are you in?

- Duh. - You bet!

[Ken] Sounds awesome!

Thank you, guys.

This is going to be the best Halloween ever!

[grunts]

Oh, Ken! Oops.

[giggling]

[humming]

[sighs]

Let the traditional Halloween

monster movie marathon begin.

Dream house, dim the lights, please.

[girl] Can we watch, too?

I see someone's ready for Halloween.

- [both giggling] - You know how much I love it.

We both do. That's why we want to watch monster movies with you.

- To get in the mood. - Are you sure?

Some of the movies are kinda scary.

Ha! We won't be scared.

- We're not babies. - What's first?

Creepy Cabin 3? Where's the Werewolf 6?

I don't think you're ready for those.

Are You My Mummy? Seriously?

Is that even a real monster movie?

It's a classic. You make it through this one,

then we'll talk about watching something with a little more bite.

- I'm ready. - Bring it on!

Now that's what I'm talking about.

[giggles]

I don't know, Teresa.

What's so scary about a... [yelps]

[laughs] Sorry, Ken.

Here's the last of the tombstones.

Put them right there.

Looking good, right?

Yeah. It is, but I feel like it's missing something.

Something... really scary.

[Mrs. Reardon clears throat]

[both scream]

Oh, Mrs. Reardon.

Mr. Reardon.

Oh, what can I do for you?

What you can do is remove this tastelessness

from your yard at once.

Chapter 12, subcategory 3A:

"Front yard Halloween decor is limited

to two jack-o-lanterns and a harvest-themed display

with no more than one skeleton."

[nervous chuckle]

It is all in the neighborhood handbook.

I don't remember seeing any neighborhood handbook...

Look it up. [snap]

[yelps]

We'll give you one hour before we alert the authorities.

What authorities?

[both] Us. [laughing]

- What now? - What does that mean?

- What're we gonna do? - Can I see that?

It does expressly forbid

excessive decorating in the front yard.

But it doesn't say anything

about decorating in the back yard!

So, what did you think?

I think you're holding out on us.

Yeah. Mummies in love weren't scary at all.

I just don't think you can handle the real deal.

Try us.

Ok, but don't say I didn't warn you.

Teen Vampire Stakeout.

That sounds perfect!

Yeah, perfect.

Even better.

- What do you think? - Pretty scary, right?

It is. But I still feel like we're missing something.

We are. Where's Teresa?

[creaking]

Teresa?

- [growls] - [all screaming]

[all laughing]

- It wasn't that scary. - It was to me.

You know I hate being in small spaces.

But you weren't the one in the small space.

I was next to it.

I know what we're missing. Ken, fire up the fog.

Oooh. Now that's scary.

I'm getting scared just standing here.

[all laughing]

[groans]

Fog is so scary.

You never know what might pop out of it.

- [yells] - [all gasping]

Chapter 11, subheading four, paragraph 40:

"No residents shall create a fog effect that compromises another resident's property."

- But... - No buts!

And no fog!

[yelling]

[Mrs. Reardon] We'll be watching you!

[sighs] Turn off the fog machine, Ken.

We can't do anything that annoys the Reardons?

And since everything annoys them,

I guess that means no epic spooky house.

Hang on. The handbook didn't say anything

about decorating the inside of your house.

[man on TV] Heed this warning.

The count awaits.

A true vampire, he fears garlic and has no reflection.

With his dark magic

he transforms into a blood-thirsty bat.

[screams]

- Hey! - Sorry.

- Are you OK, Chels? - Absolutely.

I'm gonna get a snack.

Watching movies that definitely aren't scary

always makes me hungry.

- Anyone else want popcorn? - Yes, please.

I'm all out, thanks to you.

Don't bother pausing it while I'm gone.

Don't be silly, Dr. Wiggles.

I'm sure all of those teenagers who got turned into vampires

will be just fine.

[scary movie noises]

No, we cannot stay here until the movie's over.

As much as I want to.

[creepy laughter]

- Quit clowning around. - You're so funny.

- Did I scare you? - Hey, Chelsea, how's it going?

Great! Vampires aren't scary at all.

That's good.

Yep. No bats here.

- Bats? - But speaking of bats,

come out into the foyer in about two minutes.

I want to show you something.

- Hey, where's my juice? - You didn't ask for juice.

Oh, right.

Uh, can I have some juice?

Ok, Theresa, what did you want us to see?

Something really spooky. Check it out.

[whirring]

Huh? What's happening?

[bat screeching]

[panting] [yelps]

- Chelsea, what happened? - Barbie! She's a vampire!

[owl hooting]

See? I'm fine.

No teeth marks anywhere.

[sighs] Sorry to scare you, Chelsea.

The bats were just a lighting effect I set up.

It's OK. I wasn't really scared.

- Mmm-hmm. - Well, a little.

But now that I've seen how it works I'm not scared anymore.

Good. Maybe it's time to knock off

the monster movie marathon for the night.

Yeah, it's getting late.

I was about to call it, anyhow.

[groans] No fair.

How come I have to go to bed?

I'm not the one who was scared.

- Whoa! - [both giggling]

It's a really cool effect, Teresa.

Thanks. Bad timing that it was bats when your sisters

were watching a vampire movie.

Just to be safe maybe I should do something

a little less high tech. [exclaims]

Like rubber spiders.

[yelps]

Spiders. It had to be spiders.

Oh, I'm sorry, Barbie.

I forgot about your arachnophobia.

Fear of spiders.

[exhales] Oh, no. It's not that.

Well, it is actually.

But you just gave me a great idea.

All this stuff is fun,

but to really make an impact,

we should embrace what scares us most.

Like Ken and his fear of clowns.

Pff. Clowns? That was years ago.

Why would I still be afraid of clowns?

[yelps]

Ouch.

Because clowns are creepy.

I mean, I used to think so. [shudders]

It's no big. We all have things we're afraid of.

Like Renee and enclosed spaces,

or Nikki and things that smell bad.

I had a bad encounter with a fish once.

But what about Teresa?

She can't sleep without a night light.

I can. If it's not dark out.

The point is, if we really want to be spooky...

Let's start with what scares us.

[snoring]

[door creaks]

[screams]

Stacie, stop. It's only me.

Oh, Chelsea, what're you doing?

Are you sure that Barbie isn't a vampire?

Barbie isn't a vampire. Back me up, Skipper.

[snoring]

Skipper!

[gasps] I didn't do it!

Barbie isn't a vampire, right?

Of course not. Vampires aren't real.

Just go back to sleep.

[mumbling] [snoring]

How can she sleep at a time like this?

- Come on. - Where are we going?

To find Barbie so she can prove that she isn't a vampire.

Then we can all get some sleep.

But what if she turns us into vampires?

Then we won't need to sleep.

[snoring] [mumbling]

Being dressed like a clown isn't so bad.

Kinda itchy, but not bad.

[Renee] Hey! Help! Let me out!

Whoa!

[chuckles] It's really hot in there.

When did all this get here?

It's just Barbie's haunted house stuff.

Nothing to do with being a vampire.

Anyone want a snack? I made garlic knots!

- No thanks. - [gags] Too garlicky for me.

[gasps] They don't like garlic?

They're all vampires!

Why would a vampire make garlic knots for other vampires?

Hey, guys, check this out.

See? No reflection.

- Sweet. - Cool.

- [door slams] - [gasps]

- Um, what was that?! - I don't know.

[panting] Did you see that?

I didn't! That's the problem!

They don't have reflections!

Tell me there's another explanation.

I will. As soon as I think of one.

These smart mirror effects are great, Teresa.

- Thanks. - But don't you think it's a little dark in here?

Haunted houses are supposed to be dark.

[screaming]

[chuckles] Not afraid of clowns anymore, huh?

I checked around for the source of the footsteps

but couldn't find anything.

Maybe it was the wind? What?

Isn't that what you're supposed to say when you hear footsteps

while trapped in a haunted house the night before Halloween?

[chuckles] Relax.

The dream house isn't haunted, and we're not...

- [alarm blaring] - [computer voice] Lockdown mode activated.

Trapped?

No one is leaving tonight.

[owl hooting]

- Where is everyone? - Who said that?

- Ow! - [gasps]

- Who said that? - Ugh!

[all screaming]

What's happening?

What's this light?

Ken? What're you doing down there?

Just clowning around. [chuckles]

What's with the lights?

Somehow the lockdown mode got activated.

I'll fix it. Dream house, return to normal.

- [beeping] - [computer voice] Access denied.

Lockdown mode cannot be deactivated at this time.

What were you saying about not being trapped?

I don't get it. The lockdown mode doesn't just trigger itself.

That'll keep them inside.

OK, but how do we change them back from being vampires?

You don't have a plan for that?

Me? I didn't even see the end of the movie.

They did turn back at the end, didn't they?

I think it might be time to call mom and dad.

Um, do you have a phone?

I'm a six year old in pajamas.

What do you think?

- [clears throat] - [thunder crashes]

[both screaming]

The neighborhood handbook clearly states

that bright lights cannot be left on after 11:00pm.

What are you doing out of bed, anyway?

Aren't you children?

Yes, we are, and we could really use some...

Trey, don't go!

We need help.

[groans]

Do I even wanna know?

[sighs] You wouldn't believe us, anyway.

Oh, yeah? Try me.

[door knob jiggles]

Come on, dream house. Let us out!

- [beeping] - [computer voice] Access denied.

- Access denied. - Every door is locked.

Even the puppy door.

[growling]

Does this room feel smaller to anyone else?

The lockdown must be blocking cell signals and WIFI.

- I can't get anything. - So what do we do now?

Remember our moving day?

The whole squirrel incident when it chewed our wires

and we couldn't get into our own house?

After that, Mom put in a manual reset panel

just in case we ever had another lockout situation.

I knew the code, but to find the panel we'd have to...

Go through the entire haunted house?

The one we just set up with all the stuff that scares us the most?

I know, I know, but it's the only way.

I have no idea where the panel is

so we have to look everywhere.

Are you in?

OK. Time to face our fears.

- [thunder crashes] - [all gasping]

- [creepy laughter] - [exhales]

[gasps]

[grunting]

Oh... Oh, yay! I made it!

- Way to go! - Yes!

You're telling me that you have six vampires

trapped inside your house?

- Yep. - And one of them is Barbie?

- Yes. - That is... amazing!

- You mean you believe us? - Are you kidding me?

Vampires are a serious threat.

I've been telling people that for years.

Come with me. I have exactly what we need.

[both yelp]

Garlic is in place.

What next?

One sun lamp ready to rock.

I knew my delicate complexion would come in handy one day.

Ugh!

Oh!

Why does it have to be so dark?

Thanks, guys.

Vampire melters on!

[both shriek]

[laughs]

Whew. Nothing going on in here.

- Hey! - [screams]

Sorry.

Guess maybe I am still afraid of clowns.

[growling]

[Trey] Hold still. I can't focus.

Perfect. As soon as those vampires come out

I'll be streaming live to the world!

I thought you said we were going to turn them back

so that they wouldn't be vampires anymore.

Oh, yeah. Right.

Totally. After.

We've looked everywhere.

[exclaims] Not everywhere.

- Your closet? - It's the perfect place.

Why didn't I think of it sooner?

- Come on. - All of us?

Isn't it a really small, tiny enclosed space?

It's bigger than you think.

That's why I need all of us.

If you're OK with it.

Oh... OK.

But can I at least not go first?

[yelps]

- It's pretty dark. - And crowded.

[all exclaiming]

- Wow. - Nice.

The power for the closet is on its own circuit.

That's why I'm sure mom put the reset panel in here somewhere.

Leave no shoe unturned.

Except for that one. [laughs]

A cake box?

[yelps]

[yelps]

[both screaming]

Guys! Guys! It's just Ken.

Sorry, guys.

In the box. It's a clown mask.

Who keeps a clown mask in a cake box?

I didn't put that there, but I bet I know who did.

- Oh... - Thank goodness.

- There it is. - You found it.

[computer voice] Reset code accepted.

Normal dream house function successfully restored.

Mission accomplished.

[all cheering]

- Go, Barbie! - Success!

[yawning]

Oh, no. They figured out how to reset the system.

What do we do now?

Roll cameras.

For internet glory!

[all yelping]

Get back, immortal fiends!

Trey, what are you doing?

Why aren't you melting already?

Melting?

Chelsea, Stacie, is that you?

[both] Yes.

Don't tell me you still think I'm a vampire.

Not just you, all of you.

But you're not, are you?

No, we're really, really not.

The last time I trust you two. One time.

One time it is gonna be vampires, and you're gonna be so ready.

[overlapping chatter]

[yawns]

What in the world?

You were right, Skipper.

That movie we watched, it was too scary.

It put crazy thoughts in our heads.

It made me think Barbie was a vampire.

I'm sorry, Barbie. I guess I am a baby.

Actually, I think you're incredibly brave.

You thought we were a real threat,

but you put the house on lockdown

and set all of this up to try and save us.

You were trying to save us, right?

Hang on. You two thought Barbie and her friends were vampires,

and you locked me in there with them?

Oops.

[Barbie] Fortunately, since we weren't vampires,

everything worked out OK.

The Halloween Haunted Dreamhouse was a huge success.

Trick or treaters really liked our theme.

Face your fear and get a treat.

Or skip your fear and still get a treat.

No shame either way.

We all have fears, and most of the time

we get over them when we're ready.

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