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Resync And Corrections By Chuck :O

[toilet flushes]

They've got a nice class of toilet, I must say.

Come on, come on.

[cheerful whistling]

Whoa, that's enough.

That's enough!

[explosion in distance]

[men celebrating]

How about that?

[men laughing]

You little darlin', you beautiful little darlin'.

[laughs] It weighs a ton!

[Man] Red okay?

Yeah, he's up the top fetchin' his gear.

[Billy] Race ya!

[Red] Don't be a berk!

[Billy] Wahey!

Come on, Red!

Superman!

Super fly!

Oi, come on, Red!

♪ La, da, la, da, da, la, da, da, la, da, da. ♪

Hang on, Billy!

Hang on, boy, come on!

I'm coming!

[Billy] For Pete's sake, Red, move it, will ya?

Quick!

What you doin'?

Red, help me!

Red!

[Billy screams]

The Sweeney Theme !!!

In through the roof, break the alarm

and down you go, no trouble.

How much do they reckon?

About 33 grand.

Dollars and Deutschmark.

Oh, there'll be a buyer involved then.

Yeah, er, Mr. What's-his-name is gettin' us a staff list.

Hey, Guv!

Over there!

Okay.

Yeah, that's blood.

The pipe has come away.

Yeah, looks like they'll be short handed next time round.

Yes but did he jump or was he pushed, I ask myself.

Listen, what you doin' tonight?

I dunno, why?

Well it's my birthday, innit.

I'm havin' a bit of a booze up.

Oh yeah?

Well I'll check my engagement book.

[Jo] I'll be back about three, I'm gonna do some shopping.

Yeah, okay, Jo.

Are you going there today?

Your wife?

What?

Well, I'm not sure, yeah, yeah, more than likely.

See ya later then.

Yeah, take it easy, yeah?

Yeah.

[solemn music]

I mean, I can see the point

and I can see why we got attackin' that.

Just seems, well you know, Red.

If there was someone who'd grieve for the poor bastard

maybe things'd be different but there's no one son, no one.

His old man.

[sniggers] His old man.

Listen, fact is he took a risk, he's dead,

aint nothin' we can do about it except look after ourselves.

Now just hang on to that, will ya?

You're not a bad sort you know, Red?

Yeah, yeah.

I mean, you take time out.

Eric yeah, he may have the style

but you're still the guv'nor.

You know what I mean?

You're dribbling.

Fact though, innit?

You know sometimes I sit in the motor and I think

"All I gotta do is sit here,

"while he's shinnin' up the wall like a flamin' monkey."

I don't know how you do it, straight, I don't.

Question of keepin' yourself fit, innit son?

Right, I mean let's face it, you aint no chicken any more,

are ya, Red?

Mm, so, there's a climber involved.

Was a climber, maybe.

You think one of 'em might of bought it?

Oh, George is checkin' now, hospitals, bent doctors.

Big blank so far, guv.

And apart from that what're you doing?

Well how'd you fancy a method index raid?

Job like this should only mean about 200 faces,

should keep most of us out of trouble for a couple of weeks.

I warned him time and time again

about poppin' those bloody pills.

Yeah, well he knows now, don't he?

What do you reckon then, Red?

Anyone liable to cause trouble?

Outta the filth?

You know what I mean, family?

Well, who is there?

[laughs] Just his old man, look at the state he's in.

Ah, there's no trouble there, that's for sure.

What about skirt then?

He say anythin' to ya?

No, there's no one special,

no one he was cased up with, you know.

Yeah, that's how I see it.

So just the old man then, eh?

Maybe we can slip him a few notes on the QT later on?

How'd it go last night?

Did you get it away?

Oh, the man was well pleased.

They do like the old Deutsche geld [laughs].

[laughs] Yeah, worth losin' the war for, innit?

[both laugh]

Plenty more in the kitty so long as we keep Mrs. Mop

nice and sweet, eh?

We'll use Con's wagon,

fancy bowlin' over there now, tee it up?

No, no, things to do.

All right, give us a bell then.

Eh, you got a bit of rust.

[Man] Where?

[Maurice] Anyway, they gimme these pills

but if they don't take up the slack I gotta have it removed.

You worry too much, Maurice.

I don't worry, guv, just, things get on me mind.

So you got the picture, have ya?

Small firm, inside information,

more than likely a fire involved.

I'll have a punt round but you know,

I've been out of touch.

Well you better get back in touch hadn't ya, son?

You're no good to me otherwise.

Oh, leave it out, guv, I've been poorly.

Look, we've always had a good understanding

you and me, right?

[Maurice Right.

But the thing is Maurice, you got a lot of previous,

only little piddlin' stuff, admittedly

but there's more than one person

who'd like to see you put way.

Now you stop comin' up with the whispers

and I've got no excuses, have I?

[tuts] I mean I hate to do it

but it's the name of the game, innit, son?

Yeah, well, I'll do what I can, straight I will.

That's the jolly old ticket!

Come on, don't look so glum, it's my birthday.

Oh yeah.

Well wish me happy birthday then!

Happy birthday.

Thank you, Maurice.

A, C, Y.

[Optician] Is this better?

A, P, V, L, T, X.

Good, now just try this one--

No, that ones better.

You're quite sure?

It's better.

Good.

Just, just jot this down.

Now what sort of work do you do, Mr., Mr. Redgrave?

Work?

Close work is it?

Book work, that sort of thing.

Yeah, yeah, fair amount of close work you might say.

No, it's just I've been getting these headaches.

[Optician] How old are you?

[Red] 45.

[Optician] Ah well, there we are you see.

If you consider the eyes as a piece of delicate machinery,

45 years constant use, hardly surprising is it?

[Red] You don't mean to say I'm gonna have to wear

the bloody things all the time, do you?

[Optician] No, no, no, just for reading,

that sort of thing, to begin with anyway.

Sorry, I had to bring the washing in.

Ah, now then, there's no point in leaving it out.

I thought you'd cut that out?

None of your concern anymore, is it?

No, just--

I tried, I couldn't, all right?

Happy now?

You're lookin' well.

Well, I feel well.

[Red] Kids?

The same.

Drive me mad half the time but when didn't they?

[chuckles] Yeah.

Working last night were ya, Red?

Little tickle, yeah.

When you were home, you took the kids out next day,

spoilt them, gave them a treat,

now you come and see me.

Looking for reassurance Red, is that it?

Anyway.

I don't want it, Red.

I don't need it.

Now, come on, Jeanie.

[Jean] I want a divorce.

I want things settled.

Well, even so--

There's someone else.

Yeah, boring old me.

I've got myself a fella.

He's straight, he's kind, I like him and the kids like him.

That's a lot to put on offer, Red, and I want to take it.

I don't want you cluttering it up.

You never said anything.

I wasn't sure.

I've got myself sorted out.

Well, as long as the kids like him.

Most of all, do you know what it is?

Peace of mind.

No more knocking up in the middle of the night,

no more wondering who your fella's with, what he's at,

whether he's gonna spend the next 10 years in the boob.

I've grown too old for it, Red.

Seems you haven't.

Look.

Take it.

You get yourself a brief then, eh?

I'll let you know.

Anyway, you'll be all right, won't you?

Got your little girlfriend to look after you.

Why should you worry?

Jean--

Someone saw you with her the other day as it happens.

Marion from down the road.

In Oxford Street, out shopping apparently.

There's a turn up, you out shopping.

Yeah.

She thought it was your daughter.

Still, as long as you're happy.

As long as you've got what you want, eh Red?

[George] No, no, no, it's not a family party.

Well go through it again, that's what your paid for.

Yeah, all right, I'll see you soon as I can.

Criminal, bleeding intelligence.

If you've got troubles you ought to talk to my mum.

All set then?

That information's coming from somewhere George

and it's in their bloody computer, I know it is.

Oh, sorry love.

All right dear, night.

Night.

[cheerful whistling]

Oof!

God Bless ye little gentlemen. [Indistinguishable chatter]

[George] And a double decker bus.

[laughing]

But there's this Irish geezer you see, you get, ah.

Cheers, God bless.

Look, I was just telling this joke about the Irish man

who gets a two piece jigsaw puzzle, right?

And he [laughs] he gets this two piece jigsaw puzzle.

[Jack] Yeah.

But he sends it back

'cause it aint the picture on the box.

[men laughing]

[phone ringing]

Hello?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, okay.

Anyone phones, I'm with Terry,

you don't know where, all right?

Why don't you have an early night?

Do you good.

I'll be back when it's your round, all right.

[muffled chattering]

Nah, nah, exactly,

-cheers George. -There you go George.

Whiskey and whiskey for you,

large one, nice one and a nice pint of bitter for me.

I tell you what I think I've cracked it here.

Eh?

The two riches at the bar, think I've pulled.

I think I've pulled for both of us.

Good, tell you what Peter Pan, why don't you take

your delightful looking Wendy by the hand

and fly straight out of the window into the land of love.

Eh?

Me, I'm knackered, so I'll wave you goodbye

and hope for your mother's sake

you're wearing a clean vest, all right.

You know your trouble Jack don't ya?

No, no listen, listen,

I've been meaning to say this for a while.

No straight, your trouble is you never get a job

out of your mind do ya?

Eh, do ya?

I mean you never get away from it,

not really away from it do ya?

You know your trouble Georgie?

What?

You have got an overactive finger.

Put my finger in my beer.

It was all there I tell ya.

Stone ginger.

George, they were scrubbers, slags.

You could have sacrificed yourself one night couldn't ya?

It is me birthday.

I was thinkin' of you.

So young, so innocent.

So pissed.

How about that other mob eh?

Sloping off like that.

What sort of mates is that?

Married mates with a belly full.

Look, we coulda gone on somewhere couldn't we?

Yeah.

Bit of a joke, bit of a laugh and that.

-Yeah. -With those two birds.

Yeah, yeah.

Tell you what, I could give

what's-her-name a ring couldn't I?

You're not gonna give anyone a ring.

Yeah, what's-her-name.

What was her name?

Just drink your coffee birthday boy.

Should I tell you something funny?

[Jack] Yeah.

Do you know what?

No.

[George] I get lonely.

Get away.

I do, [yawns] sometimes I get ever so lonely.

Funny innit?

Hysterical.

[Jack sighing]

[George snoring]

[Jo] Red?

Go to sleep.

What is it?

Do you want a cup of tea?

No, no, no, go to sleep.

You haven't eaten have you?

Let me get you a sandwich or a cup of--

Knock it off will ya.

You're so bloody servile.

Well, what d'ya want out of me anyway?

What d'ya want?

Nothing but trouble ever since I met you.

That's not true.

And now she's started again, she wants more money.

Money, money, money, I'm 45 years old.

How old are you, 20?

I've spent me bloody--

Yeah, all right, all right.

Oh, you reckon?

What was it all about anyway, eh?

What was it all for, sex [laughs]?

What happened to that eh?

Ha, bloody, ha.

Well, it isn't me--

No, not you, no, what did we do about it?

You got a belly full of a kid that neither of us wants

and you're too bloody soft to get rid of it,

that's all I need, innit?

Yeah, look at me, I'm smoking again, I'm bloody smoking.

[upbeat, no hangover, morning music]

I thought a nice bit of egg and bacon for my Johnno.

Oh, tell you what, I read the stars today,

they said it's gonna be a really big day for me.

Terrific and listen, the next time,

not that there's gonna be a next time,

clean my bloody razor out after you've used it.

[phone ringing]

What is it?

Morning guv'nor.

You haven't got George with you by any chance have you?

I don't believe this.

George!!

Yeah?

Oh cheers.

Carter?

Eh, hold on, hold on.

Guv'nor, do you mind?

Thank you, sorry what was that?

Got the hump has he?

No, he's lovely.

What's the problem?

Yeah, told you it was gonna be my big day.

My snout wants to see me, toute sweet.

Where?

I just don't understand you Maurice.

You get me here at huge expense to the British tax payer

and then you tell me it's all to no avail.

Nothing about them office jobs I said.

But it's the office jobs I'm interested in innit?

Tell you what, next time you go to that hospital

get them to have a look at your ears.

What I'm saying is, Eddie Burrows, yeah?

What about Eddie Burrows?

He went over the wall after that Croydon job, right?

Right.

You've been trying to find him for three weeks now, right?

I know where he is.

Well it's nice to know you know something Maurice.

Tumbled it last night, 100% kosher.

Must be worth a little earner, eh guv?

Well, we'll see what we got in the fund.

Well, must be worth a pony?

Look, you just keep sussing those office jobs, all right?

You're a real gent, you know that guv.

22,000 they want for that place.

It's a wicked world we live in, eh Ma?

Mm, talk about the kettle calling the pot black.

You gotta face it, haven't ya?

Everybody's at it nowadays, even you.

Whatever I do, I do for my grandchildren,

dear little souls.

How my daughter could marry a bone idle--

Yes, yes Ma, you said.

So then, about the business?

Same as we agreed.

I have a pony here with it's little tongue hanging out.

Buy the old man a nice piece of steak, eh?

Him?

Keep in touch.

Stay lucky.

Don't you be cheeky.

Like I said, according to Mrs. Mop

there's some very tasty pickin's.

Plenty for all of us.

Yeah, what we talkin' about, reddies?

Some, mostly stamps and bearer bonds.

It's all down to a percentage then, eh?

The man gives a good price, you know that Red.

What do you reckon then?

I can't see much trouble once we're in.

No, and my side looks straight enough.

So, what's the problem?

I got a feeling.

What feeling?

Well, maybe it's too soon after the last job.

Too early?

It's sitting there waiting for us.

[Red] Well, it's just a feeling, that's all.

You know what I'm talking about Eric.

Sounds to me like a slight case of bottle.

You what son?

I'm joking ain't I Red.

I mean leave it out, I gotta be joking haven't I?

Are we in, or aren't we?

The man wants to know.

Who's taking over from Billy Boy?

No one, just the three of us.

Well, we'll go and look at it, you and me.

With ya.

[doorbell ringing]

Burrows?

Guv'nor!

[upbeat music]

[dogs barking]

[groaning]

[dogs barking]

[groaning]

According to Flora the door to the first

and second floors are well belled up

so I don't think we should chance it.

Now next door, that looks a doddle.

So, it's in there, up the top and over.

What d'ya reckon?

Well can it be done?

Well, come tonight we'll find out won't we?

You're gettin' touchy.

Attitudes, you know what I mean Eric?

Attitudes.

Your little type is giving you some aggravation is she?

[laughs] Maybe I made a mistake there.

You know what I mean Eric?

Do I?

Still it's a question of priorities, eh Red?

The business and then personal problems, otherwise.

[tense music] [heart beat]

[Billy screaming]

[sirens blaring]

Red, Red, what is it?

Oh shut up, shut up.

[sighing]

I'm sorry love, I don't know what's the matter with me,

straight I don't.

I wish you'd let me help.

I just, I can't sleep any more.

I don't, I dunno.

It's me innit?

No, course not.

Maybe it's what I'm doing to ya.

I love you.

You're a stupid little cow, you know that don't ya?

I dunno Jo, maybe I should get out of this game,

for your sake, yeah?

I'll ask her for a divorce.

So you and me can--

You don't have to.

No, no, it's right.

Least we'll be able to give

the poor little bastard a name, eh?

Florence May Henderson,

now that's what I call a common denominator.

If I didn't have a copper's mind

I'd say it was hard to credit.

She's the only one on their books

that's covered all three jobs.

I had a quiet word with her guv'nor though,

she's got another five on her list.

Ooh, very hand for someone innit.

Wait and see then, eh George?

[scoffs] Who's a naughty charlady then?

Mr. Regan please.

It don't matter who's calling.

Just tell him I've got some information.

[suspenseful music]

[Jack] Morning.

William, Billy Boy, Mead, Esquire.

Multiple injuries, consistent with a long fall.

Same blood group.

Could be.

Pound to a penny.

Any idea who tipped us off?

Someone from another team I suppose.

The old story, eh?

Jealousy, axes to grind, all that cobblers.

What about relatives, next of kin?

There's only his father.

He's been in hospital for four months.

Daniels is checking him out now.

[sirens in distance]

Oh George, have a word with the press will you,

while you're there?

Usual stuff, low profile on friend Billy 'til we're ready.

Well?

I had a word with the ward sister,

whose name incidentally is Blossom, comes from Jamaica

and I think I'm in love with her.

Let's have it will ya.

Well, according to Blossom, Billy Boy's old man

is a diabetic who also happens to be an alcoholic.

Which means that not only is he gaga most of the time,

but he's also killing himself.

What about visitors?

Billy Boy, now and again.

Is that all?

Yeah, that's all, til this morning.

[Jack] Yeah?

Yeah well again according to Blossom he didn't stay long.

Actually he spent most of the time talking to me [laughs].

Which is hardly surprising

it's the first time he'd seen her.

Did she get his name?

No.

[Jack] Description?

Yeah, he was about five, 11, solid build, gray hair

and he was wearing a blue windcheater.

She gets off duty at two

I said I'll take her some photographs.

I don't know where he is, I don't know when he'll be back.

All I do know is that he's working.

Wasted journey then.

What d'ya want?

A social call you might say.

You never stop do you.

[Jack] Stop?

You're like a little clockwork ferret.

Wind you up, point you in the right direction

and off you run.

I stop when they stop.

That's the name of the game Mrs. Redgrave.

Oh, sorry, it isn't Mrs. Redgrave is it?

If you wanna wait, wait.

Frankly I don't give a damn what you do.

Well, I dunno, I'll give it five minutes.

You never know.

What do you think?

He still in the parachute club?

No idea.

[Jack] I wouldn't fancy that myself.

What would you fancy Mr. Regan?

Right now?

Er, bottle of wine and a nice filet steak.

Do you know the first time you came here

you scared the life outta me.

I didn't know things like you existed.

My God I soon found out didn't I.

I think they call it lying down with dogs.

You bastard!

Looking after you all right is he?

Do you ever stop and look at yourself?

What you are?

What you do?

Does anyone, do you?

Does Red?

You don't know anything about him do you?

Only what's in the file.

Am I in your file?

No, but I'm not entitled to common courtesy, common decency.

He's a known criminal, you're living with him

and by the look of it you're having his kid.

Now that's your choice Mrs. erm, me, I've got no choice.

Just a job to do as they say.

Go away Mr. Regan, please.

Leave us alone.

Plenty of work Red?

Earning a bob or two are we?

What do you want?

Well I was just passing, thought I'd show me face.

And I've seen it.

You were grafting so, I had a little chat

with your girlfriend.

Leave her alone.

She seemed a lot happier than last time.

Last time it was the middle of the night

and you turned that place into a pigsty.

Yeah, lot of good it did me, eh Red?

Anyway, she tells me you're gonna be a daddy again.

Big step at your time of life innit Red?

If you've got anything relevant to say you say it Regan

otherwise you're strictly out of order, savvy?

It's all a game innit Red?

Cops and robbers, each of us tryna stay

that little bit in front of the other.

Now you, you've had a tidy little run.

So, where's the relevance?

Well, I'll tell you Red.

I've got a feeling your time is up.

Come in number seven, do you know what I mean?

Just a feeling.

[tires squealing]

Did you see who that was Bill?

Connie Ryan, every mother's bloody son.

So what you saying Red?

I'm saying maybe they've tumbled me.

I'm saying maybe we should call it off,

just for the time being.

No, way.

All right, all right, it's a good number I know that.

I want in as much as anyone.

[Eric] So?

Well so common sense.

Look, I, I don't like it but maybe I should pull out

give you time to brief a new face, you know what I mean?

I'm beginning to worry about you Red, straight I am.

So you drew a visit, who hasn't?

It's the game.

Oh, I know Regan.

I know his smart arse way of going about things

when he thinks he's cookie.

The man expects delivery.

The man has been given my word.

The man is also in a position to do me

a lot of favors in the future.

The man will not be let down, right?

Right, you're number one.

You say we do it, we do it.

So what was all that about then?

Your all tooled up are ya, ready to go?

When haven't I been, eh?

True, very true.

Anyway, it's tonight sunshine.

No bother.

So according to you,

and there's no other way of looking at it,

he's given it to us on a plate?

Why, what is his game?

Dunno.

Or maybe I do.

Philosophically yours, J. Regan, Esquire.

I'm overweight George, you know that?

Is this strictly relevant guv?

Drink too much, smoke too much.

Most of the time I sit on my arse

and when I'm not doing that I'm chasing after

some lunatic whose sole intention given half the chance

is to smash me bloody head in.

That is if you manage to get there on time.

Right.

Oh come on, you're not still going on about

the other day are ya?

But it happened though George didn't it?

And d'ya know why?

[George] Your trousers fell down?

Consequences George.

For one split second I thought of the consequences.

For one split second I looked at that bottle in his hand

and I thought if he uses that and I'm too slow [tuts].

Do you know what guv?

[Jack] What?

I think you're right.

You are past it.

Now me it's a different kettle of--

Cheers.

[guns firing on television]

Oh you're, you're not going the pictures then?

Yeah, well, if anyone phones--

You're with Terry, I don't know where you are, yes.

Listen love, you make an agreement

you gotta go through with it.

Trust Red, good old dependable Red.

Yeah, well, that's about the size of it.

What about me?

[phone ringing]

Yeah?

Not entertaining are ya guv?

What is it George?

The chaps it would appear are all under starter's orders.

All go innit?

[gentle spooky dramatic music]

[soft tooth whistling]

He should be in by now.

Come on.

How we doing Tom?

[Tom] One in, two still dwelling.

Right.

What separates the villains from the rest of 'em?

Funny enough guv'nor I've never worked that one out.

[Tom] You awake guv?

Aren't you the witty one.

[Tom] Sorry guv.

They're all in.

[Jack] Good villain, good copper, good solider even,

one thing in common, it's over the top chaps,

get on with the job, to hell with tomorrow,

to hell with the consequences.

Because once you stop to think, once you stop to consider

the ifs, the buts, the maybes, [tuts] you've blown it.

[Eric] Curtains.

[George yawning]

And that's how you figure this fella Red is it?

Yeah, he put it on the line for us George.

He's blown, he wants out.

So, what's he doing in there with the very short odds

that we're out here?

How does wrestling with his ego grab ya?

[tuts] Time enough eh guv?

Yeah I reckon.

Oscar 2-4-2-4 to all units, here we go then.

[suspenseful piano]

Hold him, hold him.

[groaning]

[door thudding]

[men groaning]

Red!

-[men groaning] -[men grunting]

[Jack] Redgrave!

[Eric] Bastard filth, who put you in.

[George] You should've tucked up your little playmate

a bit more securely son.

[Eric] Grass, you stinking bloody grass.

[George] Come on Eric, leave it out.

[Eric] You hear me?

I've got your number Redgrave, you're finished.

[Jack] It's all a game innit Red?

Cops and robbers, each of us tryna stay

that little bit in front of the other.

Now you, you've had a tidy little run.

So, where's the relevance?

Well, I'll tell you Red, I've got a feeling your time is up.

Ah, hold.

No grass, you got that Regan?

No grass.

Yeah, yeah I got that.

[siren blaring]

Who's gonna tell his girlfriend?

Why don't you tell her George?

It's one of the joys.

Resync And Corrections By Chuck :(

[upbeat music] It's The Mellow Sweeney Theme