Original subtitles

Resync And Corrections By Chuck

[inquisitive synth music]

Mr. John Morris?

Yes?

Sorry to bother you, sir.

Detective Inspector Dixon, Flying Squad.

Yes?

We've reason to believe, sir, you're about to be robbed.

Sir, we got about two minutes.

Yeah, we've been after these villains for some time

so unless we actually catch them in the act.

The act?

Attempted robbery, sir.

Now, wait a moment,

are you saying you know that I'm about to be robbed

and you want me to allow it to happen?

Yes, sir.

We're gonna blow it, sir, let's move!

Look, I don't wanna get you on the hurry up

but it is vital that we move quickly.

[Man] Okay everybody, let's go.

According to our information,

the robbery's supposed to take place

between here and your destination.

Now, if you just drive and act normally,

my men'll have you under observation every bit of the way.

But if something happens on the way--

Don't worry, sir, we'll jump on 'em

before you know what's happened.

[Man] Sir?

Just, er, one more thing, sir.

Yes?

The gems?

No point in taking any unnecessary risks.

We've made out a receipt for you, sir.

Oh, right.

Thank you, sir.

[car engine starts]

Do you see anything?

No.

I mean, how do they do this sort of thing?

They usually drive a car in front of you, don't they?

And then they all pile out and--

[John] What?

[Man] Well, rob you I suppose.

Can you see anything?

Where are the police?

I can't see them.

[John] They may be armed.

You can't park here, sir.

Park?

Where are they?

Beg your pardon, sir?

Your colleagues, the police,

they're supposed to be following us.

Following?

Well, why would they be doin' that, sir?

Something the matter, sir?

Constable, I think I wanna report a robbery.

I-Sweeney Umxholo !!!

- James Edward Fleet. - Do you remember him?

The geezer you nicked for that Hatteo Garden con?

The OPI job and A10 thought we'd been at it.

Yes.

Grass, wasn't he?

Anonymously.

I want you to study that.

He looks a bit dodgy, don't he?

The eye witness at the time

thought he looked just like a police officer.

Good looking geezer, 'int he?

[Jack sniggers]

I'm glad you think that, George,

you're gonna be spending the night with him.

♪ Oh I do like to be beside the seaside ♪

♪ Oh I do like to be beside the sea ♪

The scrubs?

Tonight?

It's all been arranged, the governor there's agreed

to cooperate.

Why me?

Because, George, of all the mean on this squad,

you're the one I feel most likely to pass a villain.

Oh, thank you very much, that's lovely 'int it?

Cheers!

Well considering your form, George,

you're gettin' off lightly.

Oh yeah, I knew I could count on your support,

friend and colleague, sir!

Look, does it have to be tonight, guv'nor?

Look, the thing is, I've,

I've got a meet with this terrific bird, you see,

I'll give her a tug and she said it'd be all right if,

well what I mean is, I'm,

there is this young lady with whom

I've developed a wonderful relationship.

George, I'm not interested in your dubious social life.

Fleet is on his way from Parkhurst at this moment

to spend the night at the scrubs,

pride of his appeal against conviction being heard

at the CAA tomorrow.

We, that is the solicitors department,

think he has a very good chance of winning that appeal

and being released.

[George] Why?

[Haskin] He has a very good point of law in his favor.

The details aren't important.

What is important is that he's only served eight months

of a 10 stretch for a quarter of a million pound

diamond robbery and the tom wasn't even recovered.

Yeah, well if he didn't tell you,

he's hardly likely to tell me, is he?

We are the recognizable enemy, George.

If you can gain his confidence,

we might get some sort of lead.

Yeah, geezers in the boob tend to talk about things

they wouldn't dream of talkin' about on the outside.

It's worth a try, George.

But why me?

Has he told you about this bird he's pulled?

He's never left off, has he?

Here he is, Clark Kent.

[both snigger]

Go on, have a laugh.

[Jack] I will.

It's all right, innit, 'guv?

Too much.

Look, there are blokes in there I put in there,

I could get hurt.

Don't worry, George,

we have the technology, we can rebuild you!

[Jack laughs]

Stop soundin' off, George.

I've told ya, you go through reception with ya some staff

and a couple of nobody cons about.

Then straight to your cell while the wings on exercise.

He'll be banged up the rest of the time.

No one else'll see you except Fleet.

I still don't like it.

Look, all you've gotta do is convince him

that you're one of his own.

Yeah, right diamond.

It's enough I'm sufferin' innit without this.

Here, you won't be completely out on a limb,

me and the headmaster'll be doin' our bit as well, you know.

Oh, that's a comfort!

[Jack] Right, you got it?

[George] Tell you what I have got.

[Jack] What's that?

[George] Gate fever, already!

Now listen, you won't forget to phone that number tonight,

will ya?

[Jack] No, George, I won't forget.

[George] Yeah, tell her I've been called on

by Queen and country to do somethin' heroic,

beyond the call of duty.

God help us.

Silly to let her down, George.

Why don't you let me go and make a fuss of her?

Oh, leave it out,

I wouldn't trust you with me grandmother.

Anyway, you're a married man.

Oh, she's left me.

Has she?

Yeah!

Mind you, you can't blame her, can you?

Listen you, you--

All right you two, turn it in!

Do the business, Tom.

Yeah.

Oh, is this really necessary?

Credibility, George,

the secret of successful deception.

All right then, what have I been nicked for?

You're the Fulham Flasher aint ya?

[Jack, Tom And I, laugh]

Yeah, thanks for confirmin' it.

Yeah, sure, okay.

Well?

It seems Frank Fleet has safely arrived

at Our Majesty's hotel.

Let's hope the learned judges will be kind to him tomorrow.

I'm Jimmy Fleet.

Charlie Mason.

What do you reckon of your chances then?

Ah, so-so.

I was fitted up, want I?

What with?

Shooter, the only way they could nick me.

Who was it?

Regional bastards.

Oh yeah, yeah they can be naughty.

Can't they all.

What d'ya reckon about your chances?

I dunno, my brief reckons I'll get off easy,

I dunno though.

You know appeals, I'll believe it when I'm slappin'

down the Strand tomorrow.

Do you want some snout?

Yeah, cheers, mate, ta.

You know, you've surprised me today, 'guv.

Oh?

Well you're not gonna make any of this stick in court,

are ya?

We might get enough to nick the unknown accomplice.

Yeah, we might.

[Jimmy] What's the matter with you?

Aren't you hungry?

Nah.

Keep thinkin' about what's gonna happen tomorrow.

Yeah.

What were you nicked for?

250,000 pounds worth of jewelry.

Gordon Bennett!

You're gonna have a nice drink when you get out, aren't ya?

Who, me?

Leave off!

Innocent, aren't I?

A case of mistaken identity.

Of course it was, Jim.

[Chuckles]

Fleet.

Yeah?

Finish that and get down on the center,

you've got visitors.

Oh, who's that then?

Well, well, the bold Mr. Haskins.

Sit down, Jimmy.

Come to apologize, have ya?

You're not out yet.

I'm here to try and do you a favor.

Oh yeah?

What's that then?

What odds would you give on getting slung tomorrow?

Well, pretty good.

How would you like them to be very good?

What is this?

Well, you know how it is with appeals,

counsel on either side can make a fight of it

or they can just go through the motions.

Listen, my lawyers are paid to struggle,

don't you worry about that.

Well ours could be.

Yeah, I get it.

Do ya?

You're too much.

Oh?

Yeah, you want me to tell you where the stones are

and then you tell your brief to go easy, right?

I thought you were innocent?

I am.

So no deals, even if I wanted to.

I'm not interested in the stones, Jimmy,

that's all water under the bridge.

Yeah, terrific.

I'm serious.

Well, you must want somethin'?

You wouldn't be here otherwise, would ya?

Yes.

Well at least Mr. Regan does, Inspector Regan?

Colleague of mine from Regional Crime Squad.

Yeah well, no ones perfect.

[Haskin] Don't be flash, Jimmy.

You're sharin' a cell with a man named Charlie Mason.

We arranged it.

You're jokin'?

We want him, I want him.

Do what?

I told ya, the propped me, to get you, to tell me

about all this terrible villainy you've been up to.

I don't believe ya!

He must love you, that what's it, Kegan.

Regan?

Oh, that bastard!

Anyway, I said I'd go along with it.

You did what?

[sniggers] Oh, come on son, muday! (I lied)

Wouldn't tell ya otherwise, would I?

Look, the deal is I tell them everything you tell me

after my appeal, right?

So it's extra insurance for me, innit?

Come on, as soon as I get out I'll tell 'em to piss off!

I don't wanna know about your business, Charlie.

I think it's lovely, it's a great wind-up.

You're enjoyin' this, aren't ya, 'guv?

It does have a certain ironic humor, I must admit.

Supposing we misjudged him and he really does try

to go along with it?

No, not Jimmy Fleet.

He's one of the old school, he'd rather do bird

before he'd think of grassing anyone.

They're a dyin' breed.

Here, Jimmy?

[Jimmy] Yeah?

I've been thinkin'.

Listen mate, I really appreciate, you know, what you did,

givin' me the SP on that rat, Regan.

And you could've stayed schtum

and done yourself a right favor.

It's okay, mate.

Yeah, well thanks anyway.

And if we both get out,

I'm gonna buy you a right good drink.

Yeah, I'll have some of that.

10 o'clock, beddy-byes for all good boys.

60, 70, 80, 90, 30.

Yes and what would you like, sir?

That's an interesting question,

you know your phones out of order?

Is it?

Well I tried to ring you earlier.

Ring me?

Jenny?

Yeah?

Yeah, well George Carter asked me to tell you

that's he's sorry but he won't be able to make it tonight,

it's work, he had an emergency, inside job.

Oh, that is a shame.

Well, I was so lookin' forward to it.

Are you a police man?

Yeah, does it show?

Well, I dunno, yet.

[Jimmy] You awake, Charlie?

Yeah.

[Jimmy] What you thinkin' about?

What I'd be doin' right now if I wasn't in this carsy.

Yeah, or who.

Here we go.

Have you got a uniform?

What?

A uniform?

You know, police man set.

I'm a detective, love, plain clothes.

Oh.

Is it important?

Oh, no, not really.

I've got a helmet.

Lucky you!

[Chuckles] Yeah.

Tomorrow, do you think we could, you know,

while you're wearin' it?

[Officer] Fleet?

Yeah?

You're for the CCA this mornin',

slop out, pack your kit and wait for me down in the ones.

And forget your cell card.

Er, guv'nor, what about me?

Well what about you?

Well I'm down for the CCA today an all, Mason.

Ah, there's a note here, says delay.

Delay?

What's all that about?

How should I know?

Any queries, put in an application to see the guv'nor.

Oi, Jenny.

Wake up.

What're you doing

all the time?

It's nine o'clock, I'm late for work, come on.

Come on, where?

Oh, come on, love.

What?

You want me to go with ya?

Well no, but I've gotta to go work.

That's all right, I'll stay here, let myself out later.

You can't stay here.

Why not? Hmm?

Well, I hardly know ya.

Shall I make ya cup of coffee?

[Jack] No time.

[doorbell rings]

I'll get it.

[Jack] No, wait!

Yeah?

[George] What you doin' here?

George?

Well say somethin'.

Like what?

Rank has its privileges, sir?

Oh, turn it in, George.

Look, I swear to ya mate, she pulled me.

Oh, yeah, course she did.

Well, did you learn anything?

Nothing?

Well, nothing that we didn't know already.

He won't even admit outright to having done it.

What's the matter, George?

Was the porridge too lovely for you?

How'd you get on with him?

Okay.

You don't think he sussed you or anything?

Nah, don't think so.

You don't think so?

Well he could be connin' me, couldn't he?

What do you think, Jack?

Well if he gets out, I think we gotta follow it through.

Nothing else we can do now.

Mmm, have you arranged to meet him?

[George] Yeah, if he gets off on the appeal, yeah.

Oh, babe!

Thanks a lot mate, if I don't see you again, eh?

Thanks ever so much.

Free!

How'd you feel?

I'm all right.

-Okay? -Okay, yeah.

Taxi!

Nothing but the best.

Safe is it?

Where?

Your flat?

With all these villains about?

Jimmy, you're too trusting.

No, it's where all respectable people keep their valuables.

Four o'clock, we can pick it up tomorrow, 9:30 sharp.

That's my girl.

What do you wanna do 'till then?

Well, I'll think of somethin'.

Charlie!

How are ya, son?

You made it!

How'd you get on?

Ace, sweet as a nut, you?

Yeah, handsome.

Harry, this fella's with me, all right?

I told ya, didn't I?

Tina, this is the geezer I was in the shovel with,

Charlie Mason, Tina.

Hello, love.

Come on, son, let's get stuck in.

What was all the delay about then?

The barrister went sick, didn't he?

[Man] Hello, Jimmy.

Hello, son.

Yeah, me brief wasn't certain

whether he could get a replacement in time.

What court were you in?

Four, I think.

What I get?

Number one, lord chief himself.

-Leave it out! -God bless him!

Hello, Paula darling.

Hello, Jimmy, you all right?

Yeah, fine love.

Large ones tonight, what is it?

Yeah, I'll get these.

Come on, I'm gettin' 'em.

Vodka and tonic.

Two of them, large, love, what do you want?

Gin and tonic, babe.

Ice and lemon?

Yeah.

Steven!

Hello, son, how are ya?

Jimmy, congratulations!

Nice to see ya!

You don't know each other, do ya?

Tina?

Tina Adams, Steve Taylor.

He's an old mate of mine, we used to work together.

Charlie Mason.

Hello, mate.

[Jimmy] What do you want, son?

Whiskey, mate.

[Jimmy] Right.

You know, I really appreciate this, 'guv.

What?

Well, you puttin' me in like this.

You're disgustin'!

I what?

I'm disgustin'.

Oh, sorry, 'guv, I'm not with ya.

Never mind.

Look, I'm goin' back to the factory in case George rings in.

Yeah but what--

It's all right, you stay.

If I want ya, I'll know where to find ya.

So I said "Yeah, but I aint a real drummer!"

[all laugh]

Here ya are, I'll see ya in a minute,

there's a mate of mine.

Hello, son, how are ya?

Yeah, well, nice to meet ya.

Yeah, ta-ra.

Your James is a popular boy, in he?

You his lady?

Is that what he told ya?

No, no, it's just an impression.

What do you for a living?

I work for an escort agency.

You an escort?

I'm not a brass.

Say you were?

No, you don't need to, I know the look.

Do you work under your own name?

So if I was to need company one night,

all I've gotta do is phone the agency up

and ask for you, is it?

It caters for tired, respectable business men

and you're not either, are you?

Either what?

Respectable or a business man.

Well, that depends on what you mean by business, dunnit.

I'll get tired, eventually.

S'cuse me.

Better get goin' now, I'll see ya in a minute then, love.

Birds.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

I'll see ya back at the flat then, all right?

Can't you telephone that git?

No, I told ya, I haven't got a phone number.

Look Jimmy, I'm just goin' round there to tell him

it's off for tonight, that's all.

Off for tonight and every night, right?

Right.

I'll see ya back at the flat then, okay?

Yeah, carry on where we left off?

They didn't put anythin' in your tea, did they?

Bye-bye.

Ta-ra.

Well, Jimmy-boy, ya ain't lost your touch, have ya?

Yeah, bit of aggravation there.

Jimmy, I gotta get goin'.

This bird.

Ah, sod that bird,

I thought we were gonna make a night of it?

All right, we were.

Look, it's complicated, I'll explain it to ya tomorrow.

What, so it's down to me and Charlie?

Charlie who?

Here son, what's the matter with you?

Who is he?

And what do you know about him?

He's all right, sound as a bell.

Ah, come on, he don't know anything about our business,

don't worry!

Have a drink!

See ya tomorrow.

[phone ringing]

[gentle jazz music]

[phone ringing]

[Jenny] That's driving me mad!

[Tom] Flatterer!

No, I'm gonna have to answer it.

Hello?

Hello, Jenny, it's me, George.

Come on, put it down.

Shhhh!

[Jenny] Sorry, who'd ya say?

George, George Carter.

[Jenny] Oh, George!

How are you?

It's George!

[George] All right, let me talk to him, will ya?

[Jenny] Er, speak to who?

Detective Inspector Jack bleedin' Regan,

my two-faced guv'nor.

It's not Jack, it's Tom.

Tom?!

Well get him on the phone.

He wants to talk to ya, Tom.

I think it's somethin' rather urgent.

Oh, be seein' ya, George. [Kisses]

Hello, George.

Good night, sir.

Cheers.

[inquisitive bongo based music]

[Jimmy] Ah, come on, come and have a drink.

Nah, let's go in to the bar and have a mans drink, eh?

What's the name of the bird, Paula?

-Yeah. -Oi, Paula!

-Listen, nah. -S'cuse me!

Forget it love, forget it.

Look, I gotta shoot off in a minute,

there's a little gaff down the road, they know me there.

Right, it is full of birds, honestly, no rubbish.

All you gotta do is take the bins off and your laughin'.

I won't be able to see any of 'em.

[Jimmy chuckles]

Let's have a drink first--

Nah, come on, look.

There's this Dutch one called Wilma,

you would no believe it, son.

Steve who?

Taylor.

Tall, thin, pock-marked face, light brown barnet.

The way he was talkin',

George thinks he might have a bit of form.

[Jack] Anythin' else?

Yeah, he's got a bird with him.

-Who, George? -No, Fleet.

A Tina Adams, a right sort,

works as an escort for some agency.

I couldn't-- I couldn't get will-- you turn it in a minute?

Do what?

Er, nothin'.

Listen, 'guv, he reckons he tried to ring you.

Ah, it must of been when I was on me way home.

How did he react to findin' you there?

In a word?

[Jack] Yeah.

Badly.

Oh, he's gonna love us, innit he?

[Tom] Yeah, matter of fact,

he had some very rude things to say about you, 'guv.

Just me?

Well I couldn't take all the blame, could I?

Aw, that's terrific, thanks a lot!

Look, apart from that, was he okay?

I mean, did he want backup or anythin'?

[Tom] Nah, he's all right, he might need a stomach pump

in the mornin'.

[Jack] Yeah, well there's nothin' we can do 'till then.

I'll do C11 and CRO on this Taylor fella

and then we'll check out this bird first thing.

Listen, don't over do it, I want you in early.

[inquisitive music]

Well, well, well, if it isn't the bold,

Patsy bleedin' Kearny.

Ah, Jimmy, don't be unsociable!

Politeness costs nothin', I only stopped to give ya a lift.

Lifts from you son, I can do without.

Come on, Charlie.

Er, Jimmy, I think your friend means business.

[Man] Get in there.

[car engine starts]

Go!

[car tires screech]

[knock at door]

[Philip] Don't I know you from somewhere?

I shouldn't think so.

I do hope you haven't damaged his senses, Philip.

I could be quite irritated if you have.

He'll be all right, Patsy.

Maybe but he's not much use to me

in that condition, is he?

Doubt if he would be, pissed how he is.

Now, I wonder who you might be.

Look pal, I dunno who you are or what this is all about,

I met him in the boob yesterday.

We came out and we had a friendly drink, that's all.

I don't wanna get involved in any wars.

Is that you attacked me and my friends?

Because you don't wanna get involved?

Wake up.

Come on you bastard, wake up!

You could of rung.

I couldn't, I told you.

[John] And where is he now?

At a club.

I said I'd meet him back at the flat in an hour.

An hour?

Yes, it was difficult enough to get away as it was.

You're gonna spend the night with him, aren't you?

Of course I'm gonna spend the bloody night with him,

I'm supposed to be his girl, aren't I?

Ever loving, ever faithful, ever true.

You've slept with him already, haven't ya?

Haven't you slept with him?

-John-- -Made love to him!

He has just got out of jail after eight months, remember?

What do you think I did with him?

The Times crossword?

Oh god, John, this is your fault all this, not mine.

My fault?

What was I supposed to do, bribe the judge?

You know perfectly well what I mean.

We could of been sittin' on a beach in Spain months ago

if you'd listened to me.

It would of been too soon, too suspicious.

Too soon?

Too suspicious?

You want to have your cake up in Hampstead

with your rich little wife

and eat it twice a week in my flat!

Why do you think I did what I did, Tina?

What was in it for me, for myself, hmm?

As you've just so sweetly pointed out,

what do I want with 250,000 pounds

when I've got a wife worth three times that amount?

If only he hadn't come out so soon,

another six months and I would have left her,

then the job, then England, quietly, without fuss.

With you.

Yeah well, he has got out and we haven't got six months

and tomorrow morning he's gonna want the diamonds.

So it's really a simple, clear cut choice isn't it?

[Man] Leave it.

We'll deal with 'em both tomorrow.

[George] That's another fine mess

you've got me in to Stanley.

We're inquiring about a Tina Adams,

a known escort girl, aged between 32 to 35,

height about five foot six, dark brown curly hair.

Thought I told ya to be in early?

I was, that's why I'm late.

Steven Arthur Taylor, Fleet's friend of last night

and my guess, his accomplice on the robbery.

Oh?

Yeah, his description and picture fits what the victim

and his assistant told us.

How come he wasn't found at the time?

Well look at his form, he doesn't fit that category,

no one looked.

Mmm, he hasn't done much, has he?

You mean he's sharp enough

not to of been captured for much,

which is why Fleet probably recruited him.

Yeah.

What about the bird?

They're tryna find her now.

Oh.

Aw, tired are we?

Oh, she was too much.

Eh, do you know what she had me doin'?

I am not interested!

Come on.

Where are we goin'?

To see if Taylor's still at his old address.

Oh and if you're interested, George hasn't phoned in yet.

[Jimmy] Charlie?

[George] Yeah?

[Jimmy] You all right?

I'm terrific.

Oh, my head aint half sore.

Look, never mind your head, what's all this about?

Can't you guess?

What am I, psychic?

Don't you know who that was?

I told, I aint been around for a while.

That was one Patsy Kearny.

Makes his livin' thievin' off thieves.

Got delusions of grandeur ever since

he had elocution lessons,

thinks he's taken over where the Brothers Grimm left off.

That is one very nasty bastard.

You mean he's after that tom you nicked.

Yeah, that's it.

[George] You said it wasn't down to you.

Charles, don't be naive.

[Tom] Hey, hold up.

Pull in a bit further up Bill.

Shall we give him a pull?

No, let's see where he takes us.

[suspenseful music]

You've only just come back from Manchester

and now you've got to go to Amsterdam,

they are the limit, they are really.

Why can't they give you more notice?

You know what they are.

It's always happening,

I'm going to speak to daddy about it.

No I, I shouldn't do that.

[Woman] I will!

It's not fair, why can't they send somebody else?

You ought to be tougher with them, John.

Daddy?

Yes?

Will you bring me a pressie back?

Of course I will.

Where are you going, dad?

Amsterdam, as usual.

I don't want another of those Dutch dolls.

No.

[suspenseful super-synthy music]

Right now, Jimmy, where is it?

I told ya, I dunno, Patsy.

What d'ya reckon?

Well let's have a look.

I dunno what you're talkin' about.

You know, I really don't enjoy this sort of thing.

No, not much you bastard!

Patsy, you're makin' a ricket, I never had that tom,

they slung me for it, didn't they?

And the law is never wrong, eh, Jimmy boy.

You lump of garbage!

Er, that's not very nice, Jimmy.

Just got Stevie here got a bit vulnerable one night

due to an excess of alcohol.

Of course, once word of your little joint enterprise

reached my ears,

naturally I became interested and questioned him about it.

That's right, innit Stevie?

Sorry, Jimmy.

Straight I am.

Come 'ere.

I said, come 'ere!

Show him.

Pretty, innit?

He did convince me that you hadn't told him

where the stones were, eventually.

[George] He told me.

He told you, did he?

Yeah.

Well I suggest you tell me.

He er, he stashed it in a safety deposit box, City Bank.

Don't take me for a fool, sunshine.

He was arrested before he had a chance

to do anything like that.

You know, I get very irritated when people

take me for a fool.

Right, Mr. Smart Arse,

now he told you where the tom was, did he?

Hey?

Well I suggest you tell me so that we can all celebrate!

He doesn't know!

I never told him!

I hardly know him!

That's not a very nice thing to say about a friend,

Jimmy, is it, eh?

I mean you're implyin' that he just lied to me!

No!

I hardly know him, you bastard!

No!

Nobody lies to me!

It's not done!

All right!

All right, I'll tell ya, I'll tell ya where it is!

You mean to say your friend doesn't know?

Well no sense in him findin' out then, is there?

I mean, what he doesn't know, can't harm him.

So whisper sweet nothin's in my ear, Jimmy.

[door opens]

Patsy!

Someone's comin'!

Put it away!

Come on!

[upbeat music]

Out the way!

Come on!

After 'em, Tom!

Bloody hell!

[wood smashing]

Darling, don't forget to telephone me when you get there.

No, no, no time.

Where do you want me to meet you at the airport? ---

I think it's better not to take them out today though,

isn't it?

Come on, say goodbye to daddy.

Bye-bye daddy, see you soon.

Goodbye, darling.

[Dick] Bye, dad.

Bye, Dick.

Come on, darling, you'll miss your plane.

Take care, darling, won't you?

I'll send you a postcard.

You'll be back before it gets here,

the post is so slow these days.

Come on, you're gonna miss it!

[car engine starts]

Okay?

They believed me, if that's okay.

[door buzzer ringing]

Ah, could be anywhere, Patsy.

Right, tear the place apart.

Who was it?

I dunno, do I?

What's the matter with you?

Why're you tryna protect those lunatics?

I'm not tryna protect anybody,

I just don't know who it was.

You are terrific, do you know that?

Why don't you ask Mason, he's the one they done over.

Mason wouldn't give me the time of day.

Anyhow, what you doin' turnin' up on the scene?

We had an anonymous call,

least what he's asking to be.

yeah, whoever it was said that if were interested

in your welfare,

we ought to get down to that factory a bit lively.

Any idea who that good Samaritan might be?

No, no idea.

Straight, how could I?

We thought maybe Mason had tumbled the little favor

you promised us, so, like the goodies we are,

we came rushin' to your rescue.

And Mason's as it turned out.

Well, we both appreciate it.

Well show your appreciation, Jimmy,

by tellin' me what it's all about.

[scoffs] Jimmy?

I wish I could but I can't, straight.

I'll tell ya what I think, shall I?

I think there's a bunch of nasty's

who think you did do that robbery

and they want their share of it.

Well that's your problem now but there's still mine, Mason,

I want him Jimmy and you owe me.

He think you're genuine, George,

he might just let something slip,

if you stick with him.

Bit dodgy that, innit?

Don't worry, sir, I get paid for the job, remember?

What about Kearny?

Do you think we should pick him up?

Do you think Fleet had time to tell him where the tom was?

I dunno, he whispered somethin' in his ear

but I dunno what it was.

No, leave him be for the time being, see what develops.

Er, we've managed to trace the agency

that Fleet's bird grafts for, 'guv.

Who's a clever boy then.

Well, see what you can find out about her but be discreet.

Yeah, righto, 'guv.

What's all that about?

Personal, sir.

[Mouth Trumpet]

Look, George--

Oh, sir, er, one of Kearny's heavy's,

he was pipin' me as if he knew me.

Did you know him?

Nah.

What's his name?

Phil somethin'.

Don't know, I'll check him out.

Yeah, it'd be nice to know you got some support.

You all right?

Yeah I'm okay.

Listen, I gotta go somewhere, you want droppin' off?

I'd like to help.

Nah, that's, that's nice but you've done enough already.

All that bundle last night with Kearny,

look at the state of your face.

And tryna con him that I'd stuffed the tom in some jug!

Well it's tit for tat, innit?

You helped me out in the shovel when Regan tried it on.

Yeah, he still thinks I'm makin' the effort.

Wound him right up for me.

Yeah.

Listen, did you tell Kearny?

Tell him what?

Oh, come on, Jimmy, you know.

Look I wanna come back on that bastard as much as anybody.

Look, I got no right involvin' you in all this.

I'm already involved, look!

Come on, Charlie,

you and me, we're just tea leaves,

this could get really naughty.

It has got bleedin' naughty!

Now did ya tell him?

You know that Tina I was with last night?

Well, she's my bird, you know, very close,

she's the one that's keepin' the tom for me.

And you told Kearny that?

Well what else could I do?

Yeah, cheers.

Listen, this is not down to the Old Pals Act,

there's a drink in it for you, five grand, okay?

Step on it will ya son?

This is an emergency!

Oh my god!

He's got her, Charlie!

-I know he has! -No, you don't know that for certain.

Look at it, what else?

I'm gonna sort that animal--

Oh, leave it out!

Look, what about Pinky and Perky?

And the shooter, you got no chance.

Can't just do nothin'!

No, I'll get some help then.

Here, we need a phone, come on.

What, so in the mean time, she's bein'--

Look, we're not gonna stop anything, happening without help,

now I know so faces who can handle Kearny, come on.

Well come on!

[John] Well?

Did you get the tickets?

Two tickets to Amsterdam, first class.

Singles.

Singles.

You?

You're looking at a very, very rich lady.

And a very beautiful one.

Look, I can't dwell, he's comin' over.

Now, I can't figure out how to keep him away from Kearny.

[Jack] Try and stall him.

Yeah but Kearny's tooled up.

[Jack] We'll be sitting up when you get there.

Yeah, okay.

Okay then, yeah, speak to you a minute, cheers, ta-ra.

[Jimmy] Well?

Look, er, we might just have to hang around for a bit.

Can't hang about!

Look, he's gotta phone some geezers, aint he?

Look, I know where we can pick up a shooter on the way,

come on.

Who're you lookin' for?

My mates.

Don't need your mates, come on.

[police sirens wailing]

Right, you, on the floor!

Go on, I'll blow your head off!

Now, you bastard, where is she?

Where's who, Jimmy?

Don't you gimme that crap, you slimy animal, Tina!

Where have you got her?

Where is she?!

I didn't order champagne.

I did.

Nothing but the best.

Got it, Carter.

He's a cozzer!

Remember I went to Sammy Johnson's trial?

That was one of the filth

what was givin' evidence against him.

Thanks.

Right, now you owe me, copper!

[police sirens wailing]

[car tires screeching]

Gimme the gun.

Come on!

Evens.

Kearny's in the office.

Are you nickin' me?

What for?

Got acquitted, didn't ya?

Resync And Corrections By Chuck

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