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"Osaka, autumn 1579."

Servant Araki Murashige's rebellion against Oda Nobunaga's...

...unification of Japan lasted for a year and three long months.

Murashige, including the ruler of the Chugoku region, Mouri Terumoto...

...He asked for support from the other warlords who oppose Nobunaga.

Fight! Reinforcements are on their way!

Araki Murashige

Destroy those Owari bastards!

But the reinforcements never came.

Don't run! Don't run!

You!

Don't run!

Cowards! Don't run!

Don't run!

After the castle fell, Murashige disappeared.

Hashiba Hideyoshi

Akechi Mitsuhide

Niwa Nagahide

Takigawa Kazumasu

His Lordship is approaching!

Oda Nobunaga

Oda Nobutada Oda Nobunaga Mori Ranmaru

Monkey and Bald,...

...Bubble Eyes and Genius,...

...the gang is all here but none of you have come up with anything.

I was having fun hunting with the falcon, but you ruined it.

A scolding in your style is terrifying.

We beat them this time...

...but we only took back our lands, we added nothing.

Your soldiers are all idiots and blockheads.

You also let Leader Murashige escape!

I will track down Murashige and catch him dead or alive!

It's up to me to decide whether Murashige lives or dies.

It's not up to you to decide, Keltosh, you fucking idiot!

But still...

...even you idiots are better than Nobutada and Nobutaka here.

They are my own sons, but they are so idiots that it makes me feel ashamed.

One generation is enough to rule the Oda Family.

After that, one of you can take over.

I will choose the hardest working person as my successor,...

...so work for me as if your lives depended on it!

Yes sir!

Do you understand?

Wait a minute, sir!

What about Murashige's clan members that we captured?

Kill them all! What else is there to do?

Come to think of it, you were friends with Murashige, right?

Don't tell me you let him escape out of pity?

I swear to gods that I never did it!

Then shut up and cut off the heads of the entire Araki clan!

But even if you catch Murashige...

...don't kill him.

You will bring him to me no matter what.

Mitsuhide,...

...Get Monkey's help to catch Murashige.

The rest of my idiots!

Accompany me until I get out of here safe and sound!

Yes sir!

Since he even mentioned a successor...

...this last battle must have dealt a heavy blow to His Lordship Nobunaga.

Yes, Murashige also resisted until the bitter end.

If Chosokabe and Mouri had joined the rebellion...

...we wouldn't be sitting here idly.

But...

...His Lordship Nobunaga was very fond of Murashige,...

...could he really kill him?

Murashige, you are in no position to take over Mouri's clan.

This is Monkey's cunning plan.

Mitsuhide,

...strategize with me to capture Shikoku and Koshu.

Yes sir!

Murashige, go to Settsu with Nobutada.

Please wait, sir.

I'm a babysitter...

...I'm not!

A babysitter?

How dare you?

Are you defying me?

You're such a ball breaker.

What are you gonna do if you don't want to babysit?

If you won't let me capture Mouri...

...Lead the men to capture Shikoku or Koshu.

I want to go there to make His Lordship happy!

An admirable suggestion.

But there's no place for you!

Know your place!

I--

I live only for Your Lordship. Please let me take a place.

Give me a seat!

If you want to take Mitsuhide's place so bad...

...come on, kill Keltosh.

I'll let you.

You'll accept, right?

No.

Don't tell me it's full of lies!

No, my devotion to your Lordship is still pure.

This makes me suspicious.

If you really live only for me...

...your intestines must be fine.

Use this for Harakiri.

Murashige is a brave warrior.

You must not let him die like a dog.

Then it's your turn, busybody!

Then take Murashige's place and commit harakiri!

No!

He is a brave warrior!

Let me.

Support me!

You scared the hell out of me!

Brave warriors sucking up to each other! What are you two up to?

You're ruining my fun!

Playing with people's lives for fun...

Stupid guy!

From the moment you're born, life is a big joke!

You're making me mad.

Murashige,...

...eat this dessert.

Yes,...

...I'll eat it with pleasure.

You are very valuable,...

...you are a valuable man!

Considering my peasant roots,...

...I find Murashige and Lord Nobunaga's relationship...

...difficult to understand.

Love between samurai is definitely very complicated.

So where the hell is Murashige?

Hey, wait! It's me!

Wait, you.

Sosori Shinzaemon

What is Master Rikyu talking about?

There's no sign of Murashige in this ruined castle.

Hanji, Choji, did you find anything?

Leave it!

Look at that priest, he'd rather rob and bury them than pray.

The priest is a warrior in disguise!

Not so fast!

This man fits the description,...

...there's no doubt about it.

Master Rikyu was spot on!

You got the wrong guy.

I'm not Araki Murashige!

No one here said, "You're Master Araki."

Kyoto Rokujo-gawara

Knock their heads off!

Mosuke Tamezo

Slaughtering an entire clan is disgusting.

They're a warrior clan, they should have more valuable items.

Today's group is a loser.

Mosuke, look at this woman,...

...pregnant.

Cut off their heads!

Let's go, Mosuke! Time to get the treasures!

Sakai Rikyu Mansion

Mamiya,...

"Sen no Rikyu"

...bring the item.

I plan to achieve great things,...

...so I offered my prayers to the gods.

To be the successor?

If you are going to succeed Lord Nobunaga, you will have to work hard.

A warrior's greatest goal is to be the ruler of the country.

Isn't that right, Lord Mitsuhide?

No, I've never once dreamed of ruling the country.

From the words of His Lordship...

...it's great for all of you to be inspired...

...but as long as you work for that man...

...you can never be smart enough.

Murashige's rebellion last year...

...cost him dearly.

After I have devoted myself to him with all my being, I will only take Settsu Province.

I refuse to obey the bastard!

Look,...

...the first night you held me in your arms,...

"When the time comes, we'll rebel."

you said,...

...remember?

Keep your mouth shut and back up.

I will beg for your life.

If you give up now, you can be free from exile.

Better yet, tell me to commit hara-kiri.

If you support me, I will die happy.

You,...

...you value me so much...

We are now enemies in war.

Act accordingly.

But Lord Mitsuhide,...

...I heard that you tried to persuade Murashige after he gathered his army.

Lord Mitsuhide handled this situation admirably.

I pray that the fugitive will be caught soon. Of course...

...It would be in Mitsuhide's favor if he caught him and succeeded.

I've also heard rumors that Mitsuhide tried to set up Murashige's

fake rebellion...

...and trapped him.

Now, now, there's something...

My clan and the Araki clan are related by blood, that's all.

If you're repeating baseless rumors, I hope you're willing to pay the price.

No, no, there's nothing like that.

I make it a habit to wash my neck thoroughly every morning.

Until it is decided who will rule this country...

...I plan to keep the collar of my kimono clean.

Lord Mitsuhide, a valuable package has been delivered to the inner garden.

Please, this way.

Master Rikyu,...

..I said the rebel leader would be killed as soon as he was found.

Lord Mitsuhide says he'll kill him.

Let's pretend we never saw him.

We'll disappear, if you want to kill him there, don't hesitate.

Master Rikyu!

I apologize for the trouble, but please deliver this gift to Kameyama Castle.

Mosuke!

Mosuke!

They've finally arrived! Look, it's Lord Hashiba's army.

Tame!

What, what?

Are you serious?

Of course I'm serious, at my age, this is my last big gamble!

They'll steal our rice. Hide, hide!

You hide something too, grandpa!

Look at them running around. That's why I hate villagers.

Come with me, Mosuke. Here, take this.

Okay! Move! Give it to me!

I'll be away for a while.

Where are you going for a while?

Your husband might be a warlord next time you see him.

No way! I'll be a goddamned shogun!

What are you talking about? Where are you going?

You son of a bitch! Who's gonna do the farming?

Come back!

Excuse me, sir samurai, can we join you?

Boil!

Of course, come in!

I'm so grateful!

Sir samurai! Can we join you?

You're welcome. Let's have some fun!

It suits you very well.

Can you handle this? Pass this through here.

It suits you very well.

Excuse me, excuse me.

Is this really Lord Hashiba's army? - That's right.

Is Hashiba someone important?

Did you just barge in without knowing?

Mosuke, you're an idiot! I'm so sorry, sir.

Hashiba Hiyoshimaru directly transformed from a peasant to a samurai chief!

Why are you wearing the enemy's helmet?

You were stealing items from dead warriors.

Hold your ground!

Hold your ground!

Run! Run!

Run! Run!

The samurai chief's head.

I did it!

Look!

This is the samurai chief's head!

With this, I can become Hiyoshimaru too!

I'm Hiyoshimaru!

Be happy for me, Mosuke! I did it!

I did it! When I'm Hiyoshimaru,...

...you can be my number one servant, we did it Mosuke!

Mosuke, that hurts...

What are you--

I...

...Hiyoshimaru!

You're disgusting!

I just wanted to be a samurai!

Kindly, kill me gently!

You're an idiot, not a samurai!

According to reports, many people are starving to death inside the castle.

Kuroda Kanbei

Stopping off food supplies works.

Mouri's men will soon be so hungry that...

...they will surrender with a white flag.

Tottori Castle

He will choose me as his successor.

Ukita Tadaie Hachisuka Koroku

What's wrong with you two?

If you don't come together...

Hashiba Hidenaga

...my brother can't take Lord Nobunaga's place.

If my brother rules like Nobunaga...

...both of your clans will be crucified and slaughtered.

Speaking of which, Lord Tadaie has received vital information.

Kikkawa Motoharu plans to send reinforcements to Tottori Castle soon.

Fool! If you know this, both of you should fight and kill them!

No, only Lord Tadaie knew this information.

But this--

My brother is going to Azuchi next month.

To apologize to his lordship...

...must he take both your heads?

I have news, sir. A messenger has arrived from Sakai.

Send him in.

Let's finish this meeting first.

I'm here to deliver a message from Master Rikyu.

Are you Rikyu's favorite player?

Yes sir! I apprenticed as a ninja in Koga, but today...

...I'm Sorori Shinzaemon, I'll soon be the best player in the country.

Very brave!

So you're showing off with your singing and dancing.

No, I talk to make people laugh, and then throw punches at the end.

The one who almost shot His Lordship...

...I know you served Priest Sugitani.

You escaped from Koga, and Rikyu saved you.

That was then, that's now.

I gave up my ninja habits for a clean life.

You're all dirty, actually.

You're all invited to take a bath. Step back.

Yes sir!

Open it.

"Sorori, who carries out Hideyoshi's orders at Hanakuma Castle..."

Not out loud!

You know I can't read!

Kameyama Castle

Lord Mitsuhide! Preparations complete!

Ranmaru!

God damn it!

Who are you? Who is Ranmaru,...

...this isn't Ranmaru,...

...what the hell are you doing?

If you're a samurai, suffer the consequences!

Saito Toshimitsu

No, stop it, no, stop it!

Shut up!

Stop it! - Nobunaga! - Stop it!

Get ready!

Mitsuhide! It's me!

Look at my face, it's me!

I'm your lover, Murashige, as you can see, it's me.

Mitsuhide!

Follow me. There's a room for you.

As per your orders, we're buying all the rice.

I plan to sell it for three times the price.

Three times?

You mean ten times.

A person who is starving will pay any price.

No! You're a man!

A fraud!

Shut up! I'm just a whore with a stick.

Give me my money back! - Don't come back, asshole!

Your Lordship, I heard that Murashige and Mitsuhide are in love with each other.

Kanbei, find out what happened between those three.

You'll find something.

Brother, can't your Lordship wait until I...

...assign you to the next row?

I'm tired of being used by someone else.

Well said, big brother.

Kanbei,...

...You tried to convince Murashige and you paid the price with your leg.

And I didn't help you.

But Kanbei, listen to me,...

...this is just the beginning,...

...we will make it.

- Even! - Odd!

Odd came!

Winner!

Two sixes make a pair.

Hurry up, place your bets!

Brother, this is the player we met.

You work hard, Sorori.

Open your right hand.

Show me.

Your left hand?

You fooled me, you bastard!

Be quiet! Be quiet!

Stop it!

Beware of the Lord!

Kanbei.

Lend me your sword.

You, extend your neck! - My blood will stain your sword.

Pass it. - Forgive me!

Pass it!

I'm kidding.

Hidenaga.

Money.

Give him money!

Brother,...

...he's telling me to use this money to pay off his winning bets.

Now everyone, drink!

Drink and have fun!

Brother, why don't you let him work for you?

He's an old ninja, right? Let me try.

Can you trust him?

Please, wait, sir.

Great Lord, Little Brother, and General.

Please forgive my impudence earlier.

If you want to apologize, say so.

Yes! If you like, may we serve you, Lord Hideyoshi?

How dare you, an old ninja?

Serving Rikyu, the tea ceremony priest, is no fun.

I want to serve the most ambitious man in Japan!

If I like your show.

In that case, a short one.

A lord dies and goes to hell.

Satan says: "Tell me what you did while you were alive."

"Accordingly, I can save you from going to hell."

The Lord says, "I am the Sixth Demon King of the Jodo Shinshu Sect...

...who sent 20 thousand believers and 2 thousand Hieizan Temple priests...

...to their deaths." 394 The devil falls to his knees...

...and says, "Brother! Let me serve you."

Brother, let's keep him, right?

Yes, I agree.

But first, send him to Koga with an offer to buy the letter...

...and keep it only if he completes the task.

A good plan.

You're going to die anyway.

If we get that letter and report Mitsuhide...

...we'll be left with a big reward, right?

The man we met is Kougenbo, a boss who will do anything for money.

They say he kills everyone who sees his face.

This is not good, let's run.

What's this?

Mitsuhide's men did this.

I'm happy to be free from my wife, children, and father.

I want to thank Mitsuhide for saving them!

You spoke like a brave man who killed his friends and stole their heads.

Tame...

Mitsuhide's men are still nearby.

Choji, Hanji, bring her back.

Tame!

Tame... Tame!

That was Tame, I'm sure of it.

You either saw his ghost or a manifestation, it wasn't him.

You killed him before, didn't you?

Stop that useless prayer.

What's wrong?

Only villagers.

I hope--

Did you come here knowing that this land belongs to Kougenbo of Koga?

Don't move, Mosuke!

What if we know?

Then you will be killed.

Hannya Sahei

Sorori?

Brother Sahei?

We're saved!

Looks safe.

I need to pee.

Stop!

You can pee, but you'll pay the price with your life.

Kougenbo

The former student of the now-dead Sugitani Zenjubo...

...We brought Sorori Shinzaemon.

The student of Sugitani who died trying to kill Nobunaga?

I'm sorry to lose a man who was good with a rifle. What's your talent?

Talking. - I see!

That's useful, talk is cheap.

Keep telling long stories.

As for the matter at hand,...

...Lord Hideyoshi wants to buy Nobunaga's letter.

His offer is 10 thousand gold coins for the letter plus a foreign trade ship.

Payment will be made through Sen no Rikyu.

Sold!

Nobunaga's secret letter to his son Nobutada...

...could turn this country upside down once again.

I will only sell it to the wise Lord Hideyoshi.

Sorori has also been ordered to go to Mitsuhide's Kameyama Castle.

Can I accompany her?

You can.

Collect the money at Saka on your way back.

What is this festival about?

An annual prayer festival.

They pray to die soon, to say goodbye to this world.

This is a strange village.

This is a strange world.

Next!

Look, you missed. What are you going to do?

Give it back!

Are you going to shoot him like that? You're ruthless.

The garden is dirty. Clean it up.

If you're going that far, why don't you kill the real one?

You're in love with Nobunaga, aren't you?

Nonsense.

No matter how badly he treated me, I put up with him for the sake of the next reign.

Look at you,...

...you did whatever it took to please your Lordship.

And for all your efforts--

For all my efforts, what?

What?

For all my efforts, what?

What?

I've been putting up with him for a long time, to be his successor.

For a long time.

But despite all my efforts, my entire clan was slaughtered.

Damn.

Sitting around drinking sake and tea...

...you have no idea how frustrating it is to hide a rebel leader...

...I know.

Don't bully me.

I am grateful to you with all my heart.

I love you with all my heart.

Something is bothering me.

His Lordship plans to search you to the bottom of hell and back.

As the man he tasked with finding you...

You have a problem.

Don't laugh, you're the one who caused my suffering.

If you can't find me...

...rumors that you planned the rebellion that I started...

...could it be true?

Yes. What should I do?

To distract you...

...why don't you report to Ieyasu's camp that I escaped?

Will you be Nobunaga's successor...

...or Hideyoshi...

...or Ieyasu.

That would eliminate one of them.

Ieyasu's intentions are impossible to read.

Eliminate Nobunaga as well.

Can you relax with your romantic rival gone?

Don't be stupid.

Toshimitsu! Uninvited guests!

Toshimitsu! Follow them and find out who they're spying for!

Not for Nobunaga.

Impossible.

Follow them.

Kyoto Warrior Horse Parade

This is Lord Mitsuhide, what a handsome face he has.

A handsome man.

This is Lord Oda.

Hideyoshi is part of this ceremony, right?

After all, he's a Monkey who used to be a villager.

Are we going the right way?

I know this place like my backyard. Relax.

I'm tired of the capital.

Can't you sell that letter to someone around here?

Who would buy it? If anyone figures out who it's from, we're dead.

Now it's time to escape.

By order of Akechi Mitsuhide. You're under arrest!

You Kogali...

...You are Hannya Sahei.

If you betray Mitsuhide, you are a dead man.

Whether we live or not depends on who pays what.

Forgiven betrayals are the way of the world.

Sorori! I'll handle it. Get out of here.

Brother! One day I'll repay you.

You're alive!

You're a tough son of a bitch.

"After I die, you..."

"You" he says, he is addressing his son Nobutada.

"I ask you, Nobutada, to unite the nation by force."

"Nagahide's mysterious mask,...

...Kazumasa's demon mask,...

...Keltosh Mitsuhide,...

...Raccoon Ieyasu...

...and Monkey Hideyoshi."

"Think about them and their...

...heads, it's up to you to do as you wish."

"Start by killing the sneaky Mitsuhide and Ieyasu...

...get ready."

"As for the monkey, lure him with the promise of land...

...but when he challenges you, it is vital to kill him without delay."

Don't be upset just because he calls you a monkey and a baboon.

Stupid bastard! I'm furious!

Of course you are.

Promising to appoint the hardest working person as his successor...

...it's just a blatant lie!

It turns out that his lordship is just another outlaw bluffing.

Damn that bastard Nobunaga!

Kanbei, do something! - Yes sir.

What was Mitsuhide up to?

They secretly planned to trap Ieyasu while they were sleeping together.

I see.

With the report and that letter, we--

Lord Hideyoshi, will you leave this to me?

I don't care what you do, get it done!

Yes sir.

Damn bastard Nobunaga!

Are you okay, brother?

I'm burnt, motherfucker!

Damn!

Azuchi Castle

Are you feeling well, Ranmaru?

You're developing a taste for the samurai's style.

Yasuke! Your turn.

Relax, buddy.

Yes sir.

Yasuke.

Are you jealous of Ranmaru?

Yasuke

Sir.

Harder!

Damn! Asshole!

Oh my God!

Mitsuhide,...

...look at me!

Is your report that Murashige fled from Omi to Mino and Ieyasu's...

...to Sunpu true?

True, but there are only eyewitness reports, no arrests.

Useless.

Ieyasu will kill Murashige to silence him.

It was Ieyasu who incited Murashige to rebel.

Mitsuhide,...

...kill that old Raccoon Ieyasu.

If things go well...

...I will choose you as my successor.

Long time no see, Monkey!

You're starting to look like an old man!

Mouri is defeating you.

If you're going to give up, now's the time.

He's a monkey pretending to be a samurai.

Yasuke says you're a monkey.

His Lordship wants to take Mouri for himself.

He's even offering to leave Azuchi's responsibility to you while he's away.

There's no need for that.

I'll take care of Mouri's business quickly as soon as I get back.

So you want to be my successor and work hard for me?

Whatever.

I mean all of you!

Now it's time for Monkey to make us all laugh, isn't it?

Lord Hideyoshi is tired from his travels.

Shut your damn mouth!

Monkey,...

...let's make a bet with you.

This foreigner Yasuke has white spots on his body.

Do you know where? Guess.

Palms,...

...soles,...

...teeth?

Not smarter than a monkey!

As punishment, you have one year to conquer Mouri.

If you can't conquer I'll take your wrinkled head.

If you give me one year...

...I can conquer all the tribes southern Kyushu.

Please, stop!

Under current conditions, it will take more than a year to conquer Mouri.

Please order my army to reinforce.

We are all here to have fun!

Yasuke!

Throw it out!

Keep throwing it.

Keltoş!

You preachy priest!

Look at this view!

I refuse to leave you as you are now!

Fall in love with me for real.

And I'll be happy to leave all this to you.

Is that clear?

Thank you for your kind invitation.

During the day, all eyes would be on us.

He beat you up real bad.

That's his way of showing affection. No big deal.

We want to talk about Lord Murashige.

He's in your hand, in your castle, isn't he?

Don't tell me...

...Don't tell me that it was you who sent a spy to Kameyama Castle...

...

Lord Hideyoshi sent his ninjas because he was worried about you.

We ask for your forgiveness.

I was sure that His Lordship or Lord Ieyasu had sent them.

I caused trouble for your men.

Ninja can be easily replaced.

I see you are a wise man.

Lord Mitsuhide, we care about your interests.

You cannot trust Lord Murashige. The plan to get rid of Ieyasu...

...It can't be His Lordship's idea.

Why don't you kill Murashige?

No, Murashige for me--

Then what will happen to His Lordship?

As a samurai, I plan to live my life...

...by holding on to my loyalties.

When you read His Lordship's true intentions...

...your loyalties will be gone.

"After I die, I wish you to unite the nation by force."

"Be prepared to start by killing the sneaky Mitsuhide and Ieyasu...

...."

"As for the monkey, lure him with the promise of land,...

...but when he challenges you, it is vital that you kill him without delay."

I served him, believing that he was an otherworldly demon...

...but to hand over the reigns to his son...

He turned out to be like all other people.

I endured his beatings...

...in vain!

Even though you are his rightful heir.

Isn't that right?

If he supports his foolish son, His Lordship's end is near.

If you are ready to take his place, Lord Hideyoshi will support you.

Is that old Raccoon really here?

Brother! Ieyasu is nearby, he will hear you.

If he hears, it'll be too bad!

So far... Hidenaga!

It's too far!

I can't help it.

Tokugawa Ieyasu

My God, Lord Hideyoshi.

What brings you here? Are you taking the long way to Sakai?

My brother has come to warn you personally that an assassin...

...has been sent to kill you.

Who would want to kill me?

Your Lordship.

He suspects that Araki Murashige is hiding in Sunpu.

Your Lordship is out of his mind.

Well,...

...I've been thinking for a long time that he's not in his right mind...

...but if he's gone that far, I can't keep up with him.

Lord Hideyoshi secretly wants to support you, Lord Ieyasu.

Brother.

Lord Ieyasu!

For once, let me rule this country! I beg you.

If not...

...I'll accept half. Please!

I don't know what to do. Please raise your head.

No!

Lord Ieyasu, my brother will even be your sandal carrier!

Here, here, here!

Quick.

I bow before you.

There's no need for that.

I understand.

It's yours.

Are you happy now?

Now, now, get up.

Calm down, brother.

What the hell?

I made a fool of myself!

Nonsense!

Oh, how funny!

You!

Why did I have to hold that raccoon's sandals?

I tried to stop you, but you were eager to suck up to Ieyasu.

Let that raccoon die!

Why keep him alive?

If we stop Lord Ieyasu's murder, His Lordship will be angry with Mitsuhide.

Mitsuhide and Murashige will panic and screw things up.

Please leave this to me.

Is this true?

If Kanbei says so, then it's true.

You gave me his sandals because you do whatever Kanbei says!

You told me to bow to him.

You did the same sandal trick on His Lordship.

But I did it for a Raccoon!

And then you pushed my head down!

I never went that far!

You grabbed my collar. Didn't you?

Held, yes, held.

We both bowed our heads, didn't we?

How dare you? I order you both to commit hara-kiri!

Harakiri is going too far, brother!

Takatenjin Castle

Come on.

Are you the guards sent by Lord Hideyoshi?

Hattori Hanzo Honda Tadakatsu

We didn't ask you to come, but you did.

We received orders.

It seems you are all former ninjas.

He sent some strange men. Should we send them back?

They came all this way. Let them stay and hang around for a few days.

Show them around, Hanzo.

Thank you very much.

Hurry up! What are you doing?

Look at these.

They smell so good.

They say Lord Ieyasu prefers ugly women,...

...I wonder which one he'll choose?

I wish he'd send us the rest. - Yes.

What the hell are you doing? - I'm sorry.

Your Lordship, they are all gathered.

All bow down.

Which girl do you want today?

How about this?

No way.

What about this? It's her first time.

No way.

What about her in that case?

She's good in bed. She's incredible.

The one behind her. - The one behind her?

The one behind?

What, me?

My name is Matsu.

Your Lordship.

You must be tired.

Shall I give you a massage?

Your Lordship?

You're a witch. Who sent you?

Do female ninjas not talk?

Poison?

Lord Nobunaga must have sent her.

What a shame a woman died.

But you did a great job, Hanzo. You saved my life.

No, all credit goes to Sorori behind you.

She saw the women and told me.

I'm very impressed. I understand why Lord Hideyoshi sent you.

Sorori, whoever you are, I'm under your watch.

Fire!

Charge!

Takeda deserved it.

Clean this up.

Bring the next one!

I heard you messed up the job of taking down Ieyasu.

I humbly apologize.

Double corpse? - Cheap trick.

That's why they call him Raccoon.

I bring news, sir. Takeda's men are attacking from the Torii Pass.

Take him away.

Tadakatsu, are there any other two? - No, that's all for today.

Maybe I'll sit down. I'm the general.

No, no, please, it's too dangerous.

What are Ieyasu's favorite things?

He likes ugly women and coral fish.

Okay then.

I have a plan for you.

If you manage to catch the raccoon with the coral fish...

...you can spend the night with me.

Chausuyama Castle

Don't be shy!

Let's party hard today!

Lord Ieyasu.

It was Ieyasu who defeated Takeda's army.

His Lordship is celebrating with salted fish.

The area from Koshu to Sunpu is yours, Lord Ieyasu.

Perhaps you will take over His Lordship.

No, no.

As long as Mikawa is mine...

...I have no need to rule the country.

Lord Ieyasu, how does it taste?

Words can't describe how delicious it is.

Please go to the Ninomaru Room for Merit Awards announcements.

You fucking idiot!

Did you forget the poison?

Impossible!

Servant! Taste this fish.

This?

It's delicious.

What the fuck, Keltoş?

He just pretended to eat it.

That shitty bastard!

Foreign priest!

Would you like to build your temples nationwide?

Would you like to build your temples nationwide...

...you shitty white priest?

Yes, by God's will and yours, my King.

Yes, my King!

Behead this man!

Cut off his head!

Consider him a devil and kill him!

Kill him, thinking he's the devil!

I've always worshipped His Lordship!

Stupid man!

You're so stupid!

Mitsuhide!

I thought you did!

You've made me so happy!

His Lordship is approaching!

An addition to the Merit Awards!

Since Akechi Mitsuhide is useless, I'm taking him from Tanba,...

...I'm freeing him from Kinki rule and...

...as he always wished under the Monkey's rule...

...I'm ordering him to invade Shikoku.

Now, now, it's time for a hearty party!

Yes sir.

Tell Rikyu to hold a tea ceremony at Honnoji Temple.

Invite the merchants from Sakai and Ieyasu.

Pretend to set out with reinforcements...

...attack Ieyasu.

If you send the raccoon to his death...

...this country will be yours and mine.

What do you mean, "I've always adored you"?

Even if it's a lie...

...I'm jealous.

I'm sorry,...

...it slipped away from me while I was holding on to life.

Weren't you telling the truth?

I live only for you.

Are you doubting me?

Never mind.

Look,...

...can mobilize the army in the capital...

...you're the only one, aren't you? - Yes.

If you attack Honnoji Temple with all your men...

...this country is ours.

Nobunaga...

...he just wants you to trap him as his successor.

But the bait is fake.

Let's kill Nobunaga.

The Monkey in the West is your ally.

Be brave!

This...

Is this God's will?

Are you shaking? There it is.

Bicchu Takamatsu

What a noise!

What do you do?

Lord Hideyoshi said we should race on the battlefield.

To fill the wind with the cloth on my back, because it's a great body armor.

On horseback?

I was hoping so, but Kanbei says I need another ten years to ride a horse.

You should do something about your blackened teeth.

Don't laugh, it's disgusting.

Attack!

More attack!

Oh, that idiot!

Fell.

What's this?! Who gave it to me?

Lord Hideyoshi, Lord Hideyoshi.

Shall we send 2,000 men to attack?

Lord Kanbei, such an attack would be in vain.

Attack with all our might!

Koroku, you lead the attack!

Me or lead? - Exactly!

No, Lord Tadaie must go first!

No, my men's morale is low.

Idiot! If you love your men so much, you lead the attack!

My brother is waiting for the enemy's ammunition to run out.

Use your brain, you're a samurai.

Idiot!

Okay?

Get out! Get out!

I have a great idea.

I won't waste it.

What's he doing cutting off the head of one of his own men?

The enemy's head!

I, Naniwa Mosuke,...

...I cut off the enemy samurai general's head!

Rikyu! Welcome.

Everyone to your seats.

Lord Mitsuhide sent a message saying, "There will be a tea ceremony in Honnoji around the first of next month...

...I'll see you there.",...

...

Can Mitsuhide handle it? I'm worried about that.

How about Sorori standing guard?

He's a former ninja.

But he's a cunning one,...

...if there's a cash prize, he'll do pretty well.

The news of the fun at Kiyomizu Temple the other day...

...even reached Azuchi.

It's time to make a deal with Mouri too. Hurry to inform the priest, Ankokuji.

So what should be done about Ieyasu?

Let him escape to Sunpu to make him our ally.

Rikyu, can you handle this?

Kanbei.

Bring Sorori.

Eventually, the fires burned the entire village to ashes.

So, a story about a little brother who avenges his older brother.

Now, everyone who's laughing, throw some coins at me!

Mosuke! How can you make a name for yourself in the war if you drink so much?

You can barely walk.

Look! It's Tame!

Where is he? Where is he?

Are you drinking because you're afraid of his ghost?

Shut up!

Sorori,...

...We want you to visit His Lordship and see how he feels.

Also, if possible, understand what he is after.

Something's fishy.

Keep your mouth shut and do as you're told, you'll be fine.

That'll protect you.

Listen.

Watch him like a hawk until his lordship tells you to go home.

Here's your cash reward advance.

Lord Hideyoshi,...

...I envy you being the ruler while Kanbei and Rikyu are doing the work.

When I become the ruler, I'll destroy them all.

What? Really?

And you too.

Your jokes are killing me.

What a shock.

Hurry! Block the water!

Is this the water attack?

More like planting rice!

Master Kanbei...

...he says it's like flooding a rice field...

...but is that really true?

Place your bets!

Single!

Double!

Lord Hidenaga, are you cheating?

Is it really going to flood?

Just a little more.

Brother, it's raining so hard, just two more days.

Two more days?! It's too late!

All of you! Collect all the water and dump it in there!

Hurry up, come on! - Damn it!

Hidenaga!

You go too!

You pour water too!

Are you sure it's going to flood?

It's going to flood, no doubt about it.

- Is this rain? - Yes.

So it's you! Actor and Monkey's pet.

I heard you talking and making people laugh. What stories do you tell?

The story of how the Sixth Demon King, Lord Nobunaga, made Satan beg, "Brother!...

Let me serve you."

I would love to hear it from you...

...but I'm busy with an important tea ceremony right now.

When I'm done, make me laugh so hard I'll die.

Ranmaru, reserve a room for the player in the capital.

Please hurry up and get ready, Your Lordship.

Yes, don't forget the tea ceremony paraphernalia.

How many escort soldiers are there?

No need! They'll scare the raccoon.

Player,...

...if you make me laugh, I'll tell Monkey that you'll serve me.

Battle orders to Mitsuhide!

Tell him to attack Ieyasu's house!

Honnoji Temple

This legendary tea box. I wish I had it.

And the other famous tea box too.

Please follow Mamiya.

Tadakatsu, where are the others?

Most of them left the mansion, leaving a couple of corpses behind.

I see. - Let's escape now.

We're attracting unwanted attention. We'll protect you from a distance.

Killing every human in this world in a pool of blood.

And finally cutting off your own head...

...gives a sense of purification.

To war!

The time has come. Thank you for everything.

Let's pray for victory.

Wait a minute. What's this?

Your Lordship is not stupid enough to keep a talking acrobat like you...

...by your side.

I see that you and Mitsuhide...

Mitsuhide, you let him feed you a bunch of lies!

You're nothing!

Shut up your dirty mouth!

Tell me, what do you like about this filth?

What about this filth? - Get the box.

Since when did you two--

Since when?! Mitsuhide!

What's this?

What's this?

What's this?

Stupid guy!

Get in! Get in!

Mitsuhide,...

...what happened to the bond between us?

Listen, Murashige,...

...the weight of ruling this country...

...is much heavier than the bond between two samurai like us.

Do you understand?

I don't understand this. Open up.

Open up, please.

You'll regret this,...

...you'll regret it!

Toshimitsu,...

...leave the troops and attack Ieyasu as planned.

We'll meet again after you kill Nobunaga.

Come quickly!

What's wrong?

Your Lordship...

Mitsuhide betrayed me!

Your Lordship...

All is lost!

I will die!

Ranmaru,...

...I'll be your supporter.

I'm so happy!

Hurry up!

Yasuke.

I will be your supporter too.

You yellow scum!

Your Lordship.

Oda Nobutada took his own life in Nijo Castle.

Were you able to find Nobunaga's head? - No.

The fire is so strong that it's burning his bones to ashes.

Find his head! His head!

Without proof that Nobunaga is dead, my samurai duty is incomplete!

Crawl if necessary, bring me his head!

Where's his head?

Here, this way!

Hanzo.

I'm always grateful. - It's my honor.

I got it!

Get out! Get out!

Hanzo.

Bring another pair of corpses, now!

Enemy!

Tell me who the real Ieyasu is!

Speak!

Hanzo!

Run!

This fight must wait. See you later!

He did it!

Your Lordship...

Killed by Lord Mitsuhide!

How about Lord Hideyoshi?

He thought about committing hara-kiri as soon as he heard.

His sorrow was so deep that he collapsed.

Is that so?

We called a doctor while we were resting.

My brother said before going to bed:

"Enduring the unbearable and the painful..."

"Enduring the unbearable and the painful..."

"Crush Mitsuhide to honor the bonds of lord and vassal."

It's time to avenge the lord! I'll crush Mitsuhide!

Even if Mouri attacks us from behind, let's return to the capital!

Alright, let me pass on my brother's strategy.

Kanbei will make peace with Mouri.

Tadaie spread false rumors along the way that His Lordship was alive.

He thinks about everything.

Indeed, it's like the plans were made in advance.

Time is of the essence. Let's hurry.

Hurry up!

It was too risky. Your acting was pathetic.

I'm sorry, bro. It was your first time.

You don't get a second chance.

In any case, let's force Shimizu Muneharu to commit harakiri.

- Sorori. - Yes?

Tell me,...

...these two,...

...they're both dangerous.

Would you kill them?

You're playing with people...

Brother, will Priest Ankokuji keep his word?

Who knows?

I want to know that too.

The principles of the Mouri clan are the Three Arrows and the three of us are sitting here.

I'm here to make peace.

That's what parents teach their children.

Priest Ankokuji Ekei

Shimizu Muneharu

We are strangers and sworn enemies.

Now, now.

Master Kanbei was only speaking in metaphors.

So what does your general Monkey want?

In a word, he wants to solve this matter with the castle lord's harakiri.

Then this is not Three Arrows.

How dare you say that one of them must be broken?

Even if we all die, I will not bow to the whims of you newcomers!

In the rules of war, the castle lord who surrenders will have his intestines torn out.

There is no such rule!

Like the samurai, Buddha has rules.

You're preaching to a priest!

Priest Ankokuji! - Calm down.

You're a lowly priest!

You bastard!

What did you say?

Despicable priest! - Master Kanbei!

I'm leaving, I'm leaving! I'm tired of this talk!

Then we'll invade you with all our might.

Of course, okay! But first I'll send you to hell!

Please stop!

If they promise the safety of my family and all my soldiers...

...I will happily commit hara-kiri.

Lord Muneharu,...

...don't commit hara-kiri.

You shouldn't!

You shouldn't!

You shouldn't!

What are you thinking?

You shouldn't commit Harakiri!

They're all crazy.

Mosuke,...

...it's time for me to disappear.

Even though we're back?

I think the probability of this all-out war is 50/50.

When you think your time is up, hurry up and run away.

Are you coming back?

You, help him.

If Naniwa Mosuke becomes a warlord, let me tell you a story.

See you!

Kanbei, find a way to get rid of Sorori.

Kanbei, did you release the rest of the water?

You can now cross on horseback.

What are they after?

He thanks us and bids his Lord farewell.

In this changing world,...

now this samurai's name

...Takamatsu's...

...to their seaweeds...

...leave it.

It's ready now.

Die quickly!

No, no, Your Lordship. A samurai's last rites...

I'm just a peasant!

Is he still trying?

Support!

What?

Your Lordship!

Your Lordship!

Where are you going, Your Lordship?

Here, here! Your Lordship!

Lord Hideyoshi, Lord Hideyoshi!

We're going to Himeji.

Is he on that horse? - Please.

You too, huh?

- Yes, of course, please. - Of course.

Brother, let's go.

Please!

Wait a minute. Is this safe?

Of course. - You go first.

Of course, we'll go. Please continue. - What--

We'll gallop non-stop until Himeji.

If you don't want to die, travel light!

Are they starting a war? - No, they're going home.

Our benefactors are running away!

Gather around, we're following them!

Move!

Run, run, run, walk, don't stop, don't stop!

Would you like a rice ball?

Would you like a rice ball? Here you go.

Get ready to cross the river!

Brother, you did a great job. We're almost at Himeji.

Shut up!

You'll be fine, they'll take you across.

Are they taking me across, on this? - On this.

Nobody told me about this.

You can go to Himeji. That's enough.

You want to rule the country, right?

Help him get on. - Lift him up.

Is it like this?

Now together.

I won't drown, will I?

If my brother drowns, I'll be a general.

Don't bring bad luck!

Hidenaga! You idiot!

Himeji Castle

Where is Mosuke? Mosuke!

Yes! - Master Kanbei!

I'm so sorry! I was running with this blanket on my back,...

...so I fell behind and couldn't protect His Lordship from the bullets.

Did you come all this way with that stupid cover?

Did you take Lord Hideyoshi's disgusting joke seriously?

A joke? - You're even stupider than your cover.

Whatever. Where did Sorori go?

I don't know, he said he'd leave it and disappear somewhere.

He ran away.

Did you want something? - No, no, I don't want it anymore.

But in the next battle, you will fight under my command.

With your own servant.

Eat and drink tonight and come to Nishinomaru at first light tomorrow morning.

If we win, you can ride a horse into battle.

Is there another battle?

Why do you think we came back so fast?

You're a complete moron.

Look, this is a battle in honor of Lord Nobunaga.

If you want to be successful like Lord Hideyoshi...

...seize the head of the enemy general Akechi Mitsuhide as a trophy.

Leave it to me.

I will do it!

I will, I swear!

Where is Lord Hideyoshi?

Lord Nobutaka, please control yourself!

Please control yourself! A few more minutes!

This is your reward for going to war tomorrow.

All of you!

If I become the ruler of the country, there will be mountains of money!

I apologize for suddenly appearing.

How is Master Rikyu?

He's currently busy with work in his room.

In this war between Lord Mitsuhide and Lord Hideyoshi...

...which side do you think will win?

The Monkey who dragged his army all the way back and that brooding...

...I call this war between the boring samurai fifty-fifty.

If Lord Hideyoshi is not the ruler of the country...

...we're in trouble.

I know that...

You, you talk too much.

I thought you were an old man!

Yamashiro Prefecture, Yamazaki

Our soldiers outnumber them but the outcome depends on the first attack.

As long as it's not decisive, the war can drag on.

Hidenaga.

Do you want to lead? You're my little brother.

What are you saying? Don't joke like that.

Someone has to die.

Lord Hideyoshi!

Lord Nakagawa Kiyohide has come to fight us!

Finally, he has arrived.

I'm waiting for him in our camp, what should I do?

Koroku.

Can you die with Nakagawa? No, I mean...

...will you lead the attack together? You will lead him!

Yes sir!

I will continue until I get Mitsuhide and Toshimitsu's heads.

As soon as the battle begins, all of you raise Mitsuhide's flag...

...act like enemies.

Follow Gonzo to the base camp, got it?

Yes!

Aim!

Fire!

Fire!

Traitors!

Rebels among the Mitsuhide warriors!

If we can hold our ground, we can prevail...

It's time to launch an all-out attack on Hideyoshi's army.

What are we going to do, Your Lordship?

I'm delivering a message!

Enemy, Ikeda's army made a surprise attack on Tsuda's men!

Mitsuhide!

My Lord! Let's retreat!

Mitsuhide's army is collapsing.

We outnumber them.

Here is Mitsuhide!

Your Lordship, please run away!

Don't let her run away!

Chase her!

Your Lordship!

I found her!

Mitsuhide!

Mitsuhide!

Let's go!

Your Lordship! Please run away...

You are Mitsuhide...

You are nothing!

Do you want my head?

I...

I want to be a samurai general!

If you want it, it's yours!

Take it!

I did it,...

...I did it, damn it!

I'm a samurai general!

Lord Hideyoshi!

Lord Hideyoshi!

Tame...

He took his head!

Next!

Next, come here!

Isn't that the one?

No, it's not, it's completely different.

Pick two or three and bring them!

Just bring a few!

What's this?

Could it be him?

What? Or is it this?

Someone... It looks like someone.

Mosuke? Is that Mosuke?

Yeah, that's him, that's him.

Mosuke?

So who is this?

Dude, this head is so dirty.

Throw it!

Hey, bring more heads!

Stop!

Listen up, everyone!

As long as I know Mitsuhide is dead...

...I don't care about his damn head!

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