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"Revenge of Tao Pai Pai the Assassin"

It's strangely quiet, isn't it?

What are they doing?

They ain't movin' at all...

It's not that they aren't moving- they can't move!

Especially so for Tao Pai Pai.

What on earth is going on? !

Neither competitor has attempted to make a single move!

His stance is perfect... there isn't a single opening or weak spot in it...

Where did this bastard learn it from? !

I'll bring him down in one hit.

It's all over for you the instant an opening presents itself, Tenshinhan!

Come on! This is a fight! Get fighting!

Ten, can you hear me? ! Tenshinhan!

You'll never be able to beat my brother!

After all, it was Tao Pai Pai, the very man standing before you,

... who pummeled into you the fundamentals of the martial arts!

As if a scrawny runt like you could ever defeat me!

You will never be my equal!

My, oh my! The instant Tao Pai Pai started to make his move,

... Tenshinhan replied with a spectacular backhand counterattack!

I see. So it would seem you've improved a little bit since last time.

This pleases me greatly.

Now I don't have to hold anything back!

Way to go, Tenshinhan!

Damn it!

Please wait, Tao Pai Pai-sama!

What is it? Have you decided just now to chicken out?

I will forget what you did to Chaozu.

Please stop this!

What? You think you've surpassed your superior in skill?

Don't make me laugh!

I have become much stronger than you think!

How did you get behind me? !

What impudence! You've become stronger than me, you say? !

I'm sorry to say this, but I realized it when you tried to attack me just now.

Don't fool around with me!

You don't stand a chance now that you've ridiculed me!

They're moving so fast I can hardly tell what's going on!

Can you see them?

Of course.

Tenshinhan-san is amazing. He's dodging everything.

And he isn't even breaking a sweat doing it.

Impossible!

Please listen to me!

You and the Crane Hermit were the ones who taught me how to fight!

I do not wish to defeat you in a humiliating manner.

Please step down!

Don't be stupid!

Ow!

Then I have no other choice!

Oh? What's this? !

Oh my! Does Tenshinhan plan to force Tao Pai Pai out of the ring? !

It's all over.

What? !

That's against the rules! The use of weapons of any type is strictly prohibited!

Tenshinhan wins the fight by default!

You keep out of this!

The match no longer matters to me!

It's time for me to kill you, Tenshinhan!

That's it, Tao Pai Pai! Kill him! Kill all the Turtle Hermit nitwits!

I'm going to kill you!

I'm going to kill you!

So you've lost your dignity as a martial artist as well, Tao Pai Pai-sama? !

Enough of your impertinence!

So now you're some sort of big shot, eh?

You're babbling mere nonsense, at best.

But soon there won't be anything coming out of that mouth of yours.

S-s-stop this! Take this fight s-somewhere else!

You're really starting to annoy me!

We'll help you out, Tenshinhan!

What a dirty fighter!

No, don't worry about me. I'll take care of him by myself.

Die!

Tenshinhan!

You cannot kill me with something like this!

Don't assume you've won just yet, Tenshinhan!

What more do you think you can do?

Let me introduce you to my secret weapon!

The Super Dodonpa!

What? !

S- Super Dodonpa? !

This thing is so destructive it makes the regular Dodonpa look like child's play!

It will send you straight to Hell in the blink of an eye!

This is terrible! Tenshinhan! Get out of there this very instant!

Tenshinhan!

I have you locked on!

Now it is pointless for you to dodge, no matter how fast you move!

The Super Dodonpa will follow you wherever you go!

Alright then! Do it!

Try it!

No!

Oh no you don't!

Ignorant fool! You don't even realize you're about to die!

You can regret your mistake after you've gone to Hell!

This is what you get for mocking me- Cyborg Tao Pai Pai-sama!

Super Dodonpa!

Why aren't you trying to dodge? ! Have you given up? !

No way...

Impossible!

That's impossible!

You cancelled out the Super Dodonpa with just a karate yell? !

He did it!

Well done, Tenshinhan!

I have to go tell Chaozu!

See? Told ya he wasn't anything to worry about!

You were the one who tried to run away, you bastard!

I'm sorry! Let go!

It's only the first match and already mind-boggling happenings have taken place!

Due to his failure to comply with tournament rules,

Tao Pai Pai has been disqualified.

Tenshinhan advances to the semifinals!

- Excellent show! - Way to go, Tenshinhan!

Tenshinhan really is awesome!

He finished off Tao Pai Pai in just one hit!

W-what do you want? !

He will likely stay unconscious for several days.

Please take him with you and leave.

And...

...never show your faces around us again.

You lousy ingrate! I never want to see you again!

Good riddance, you old fuddy-duddy!

Good job!

Thanks.

That karate yell was totally awesome!

I thought you were a goner, but then... !

Drop it.

Let's let him be by himself for a while.

My word... I had no idea he had grown into a martial artist of that caliber...

There is no longer any point in me participating.

This doesn't look good.

He's a little too strong, don't you think?

Well, I'm up next!

I'm feeling really cheerful for some reason!

Oh, that's right! Cutey's your opponent!

Let's have a good fight!

Let's try and get things back to normal with Match #2!

Match #2 pits Son Goku, the runner-up from the previous 2 tournaments,

... with "Anonymous", a girl who impressively fought her way through the prelims!

Now I get to see your real strength.

As "Anonymous" has preferred not to divulge her real name,

... we have decided to keep calling her Anonymous.

Maybe it's just me, but you always seem mad.

Well it's your own fault!

Just who is this beautiful girl who seems to get angry at random?