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He was so sweet with that.
He was like...

"Can I have one?" Mm.

DOOR SLAMS

DOOR SLAMS

What was that?
NOEL: What is that?

Dad?
What the hell?

KNOCKING
Is anyone in there?

Is everything all right? Hello?

Oh, heck. I guess that's just a bit
of a northern slang, isn't it?

I don't think it's something you say
so much down south.

But I think you say it

generally when something unexpected
has happened.

SALLY LINDSAY:
'Every family has their fair share

'of "oh, heck" moments.'

SUE: Oh, my God, no.
Where the hell are they?

HARLEY:
'Quickly, go and get Millie.'

'Although the Radfords
have had more than most.'

Oh, that's just such a mess.

Hit a kerb,
and I was just upside down.

NOEL: "Oh, heck."
It sort of buys you some time,

I guess, before the madness starts.

'And with the kids growing up

'and turning
into troublesome teenagers...'

Oh, BLEEP.
SUE CHUCKLES

No, I'm not BLEEP doing any more.

'..and even parents...'

Oh, my God, get my phone!

'..the, "oh, hecks" keep coming
thick and fast.'

The question is... whose is it?

'Every family has its fair share
of drama kings and queens.'

'And every family has a James...

'a family member so determined
to avoid fuss

'that he doesn't even want
a birthday party.'

It's not for me, that.

I'm not really one
to fuss around my birthday.

I'd just like a little quiet.
Quiet, chilled-out day really.

'On his 21st birthday,
he's bought his own cake

'because he knows if the rest
of the family gets involved,

'it will all go a bit... Radford.'

James, what's this? Have you bought
yourself a birthday cake?

Well, do you know what?
You're not gonna believe this.

'But no birthday goes
uncelebrated in this house.'

SUE: I got you a cake this morning,
right?

Oh, wow.

Did I come home
thinking Mum might have got one?

It's getting better and better.

So, James,
you've actually got three cakes.

Guess what's for tea?

Cake.
Cake.

'The mere mention of cake means

'James's hopes of a sedate gathering
are all but over.'

Oscar.
That's the thing with this family.

You have to be flexible and be
prepared to change your plans.

With so much going on,

the way you expect the day to go
isn't always the way it finishes.

BOY: I knew it.

It slipped. Sorry.

'All it takes
is a fairly innocent mistake...'

SUE LAUGHS

Mine was an accident.

'..for all hell to let loose.'
Right.

CHILDREN LAUGH

'Living in this house,

'you may want a low-key birthday
or a quiet night to yourself...

'..but if the others don't want to,
you can forget it.

'Above all...
expect the unexpected.'

At least I didn't get
any of that stuff on me.

Happy birthday, James.

Well, let's go and get you
in the bath. Oh, my word.

' "Oh, heck," you mean.

'In a family where
most things are unpredictable,

'one member of the house
has a set routine.'

KATIE: Think I might get
the sweet potato and chickpea?

'22-year-old Katie meets
21-year-old boyfriend Connor

'for two drinks and a meal,
same place every week.'

So, what are you getting?

If you know me as well as you do,
what would I get?

The cheeseburger.

'This is a couple
that don't like surprises.'

All plain.
Just cheese. Plain Jane.

Me and Connor,
we like a simple lifestyle.

No surprises.
I like to know what I'm doing.

Me and Connor do like a routine.

'They've been happy together
for six years,

'but it wasn't always that way.'

Was it love at first sight? No.

I knew you liked me.
What?

I used to find you annoying.
Thought, "Who is this mess?"

'But it all soon changed.'

We just started messaging,
and then we met up,

and he was actually
a lot different than I thought.

A lot nicer.
He knows how to make me laugh.

If I'm down, he knows

and... how to cheer me up.

SUE: Katie and Connor as a couple,
they like to be in control,

and they're just a very predictable
couple, aren't they? Hm.

Cheers.
Cheers.

Connor did live here for a while,
but I think the whole craziness,

the noise, maybe got to him
a little bit, and he's just gone...

He wanted a bit of peace.
Bit of peace and quiet.

SALLY LINDSAY: 'Peace and quiet
is something that Katie and Connor

'will have to learn
to live without.

'Remember that pregnancy test
Noel found?

'Oh, heck.'

How are you feeling?

I don't really know
what answer to give.

And I didn't think
I'd ever be a young dad.

No.
Scared.

Hmm.

It is a big change.
I don't really do well with change.

Don't like it.

How do you feel?
Yeah, I'm scared.

Doesn't it?

Oh, my goodness.

The first thing that I thought

when we looked at our first positive
pregnancy test was, "Oh, BLEEP."

THEY LAUGH

Probably was that, wan't it? Yeah.
Yeah, it was definitely that.

I feel like...
me still, I'm still a kid.

I know I'm not, but...
You are.

..I still act like a kid.

Yeah, true.
I've not grown up yet.

No, I do know
where you're coming from there.

You are.

As a young lad, you think,

"Oh, I've got a whole life
ahead of me.

"I can't wait to get my car.

"I can't wait to go on all
these lads' holidays and the rest."

And then next, you know,

you're gonna have the responsibility
of being a parent all of a sudden.

So you have to make
a massive life change,

and it comes as a bit of a shock.

Can you ever be ready for a child?

No, I don't think
anybody's ever ready for a kid.

I don't think I'm ready now.

I don't think in five years' time
I'd be ready.

But... it's something that's gonna
have to change, really, innit?

SALLY LINDSAY: 'The couple
that plan no further ahead

'than Saturday's two pints
in the pub

'now have their biggest test yet.'

Pregnant now, so...
Exactly.

Nine months' time,
we'll have a little me and you.

What are we gonna do?
What can we do?

'Coming up...'
NOEL: Hiya. I need some help.

'..can Chloe solve
Noel's present predicament?'

CHLOE: 'You can never really go
wrong with some nice underwear.'

SONOGRAPHER: Look, there's
your little person, in there.

'And Katie and Connor get
first eyes on their baby.'

Are you all right, Daddy?
Just knowing that we made it.

I just get emotional.

You've never done a nappy
or anything, have you? No.

Oh, my God.

SALLY LINDSAY: 'Katie and Connor

'may have got the mother
of all shocks...'

I didn't believe it at first,
though.

'But with a baby on the way,

'they've no time
to lick their wounds.'

SUE: Finding out that you're about
to become parents is a huge thing,

and especially if you're still
living with your parents,

because then the realisation
that actually, you know,

you're gonna have
to get your own place.

It's the responsibility
that comes with it.

KATIE SIGHS

'Today is an important milestone.

'Katie's first scan.

'But not to worry,
she's in safe hands.

'Nikki is more than familiar
with the Radford family.'

I think Casper was
our first little Radford baby,

and then Archie, Hallie, Bonnie, no.

Phoebe.

I've done Sophie's.

I've done Chloe's.
I've done Millie's.

I don't think I've ever scanned
as many in one family

as I have the Radfords.

Nobody comes close.
KATIE: Hello.

Come on in.

'Nikki has seen it all,

'but is she ready to counsel
two shocked parents?'

So, how did you find out?

I was saying to him, these stretch
marks are coming out of nowhere.

I think I must have done ten tests.
He just didn't believe it.

Have you ever seen one of these
before, Connor?

Not like this, no.
No, not like this.

So first thing I'm going to do
is have a little listen

to this heartbeat.

HEARTBEAT PULSES

Look at its little feet.

Baby's moved its hand now,
so we can see our little face.

'This is the moment
every new parent is waiting for.'

Oh, look!

Cos that's your little baby.

SUE: When you first see your baby
on that scan,

you know, and you can see
that little person in there,

it definitely is kind of a moment
where you just think, "Oh, wow."

It's changed over the years.

Remember when we first had Chris
and Sophie, the scans then.

You could not make out
what anything was, could you?

And now you've got the 3D ones
and you can see the face,

the cheeks, the nose, dimples,
everything, can't you?

Look,
there's your little person in there.

Oh, are you all right, Daddy?

I just...
Oh! Come on.

KATIE: 'Connor, he's
a very sensitive boy, actually.'

Very sensitive. I love that.

Just knowing that we made it,
it's like...

..that's us, just in another person.

It's a weird... I don't know.

I can't explain it,
I just... get emotional.

SALLY: 'But there's still
one big secret.'

You don't know what you're having.

No.
No.

So... I won't say anything.

'Instead, Katie and Connor
will host a gender reveal party.'

I've got a great poker face as well.

So even if you ask me,
you'll never know.

'The birth may still
be months away...'

Good luck.
Thank you.

'..but in a few days' time, they'll
know if it's a boy or a girl.

'Having a baby can put
a lot of pressure

'on a young
and inexperienced couple.

'But it's not all bad news,
as these two can testify.'

I think having a child
when you're young is challenging

on any relationship, but...

also at the same time, I think it
strengthens your relationship.

You're properly tested
by having a baby in it.

I think if you can
get through having a baby

and all the challenges that
that throws at you,

especially in the first
kind of few months,

then you've cracked it, haven't you?
Yeah.

'Almost 32 years married is
a good innings in anyone's book...

'..and their anniversary's
always a big deal.'

I know she already got something
like that.

She's a bit fussy about a bath bomb.
That'll be all good.

'Like the 31 anniversaries
that went before it...'

No, I don't even no why I'm looking
at shower caps. That's no good.

'..Noel is struggling
with what to buy her.'

It's so much easier if she drops
some hints on what she'd like.

I do put a lot of effort and thought
into trying to find something,

and if I can't think of anything,
I just get annoyed with myself

cos I really want to treat her
and get her something.

You don't want it just to go by
and be nothing.

Hi.

Difficult, innit?
What do you get her?

It's a nice lamp, but it's hardly
a wedding anniversary gift, is it?

"Here ya are, love. I've got you
a lamp for your anniversary."

I'll probably get smacked around
the head with it, wouldn't I?

The more years you marry,

the more difficult I find it
to find something for Sue.

Not Sue's style,
this, I don't think.

I just feel now like
nothing she needs for the home.

She doesn't need any clothes.

She's got a wardrobe
absolutely chock-a-block. Nope.

I have no idea
what I could possibly get her.

'Stuck for the answer...'

DIAL TONE RINGS
'..Noel's phoned a friend.'

CHLOE: 'Hello.'
Hiya. It's only me.

'Well, daughter Chloe, actually.'

I'm really struggling
to find something for Mum

for our anniversary.

I need some help. There's nothing
she needs that I can think of.

And I don't want to get
some trinkets to put in the house

or anything like that.

I just don't know. Any ideas?

Dad is definitely a typical man.

He makes an effort,

but, you know, first sign of
a problem and he'll just give up.

You're a female.
You might have a better idea.

So I thought,
"What would he hate to do?"

And I mean, like, really hate to do.

'I mean, you can never really
go wrong with some nice underwear.'

HE GRUNTS

'Just as long as it's,
you know, tasteful.'

'It's the answer that Noel

'and half the male population
doesn't want to hear.'

But that means that I'd have
to go into a shop, then,

that sells that stuff.
'Yeah.'

Can you think of anything else?

Then I don't have to go
in a shop like that.

'Er, no.'
Thanks, Chloe.

Right.
'Have fun.'

I'm glad I've called you
for your help. Thanks very much.

It's probably the one thing
I was dreading that Chloe would say.

Ladies' underwear.
'That's right, Noel.'

It just seems a bit weird
looking in the window of it.

'Well, maybe go inside, then.'
Right, here we go.

I'm just looking, pretending
that I know what I'm doing. Oh, no.

I just feel like...
all eyes are on me at the minute.

Like people walking past and,
"Oh, look at him in t'shop."

A little bit too kinky for Sue,
I think.

'Noel's next problem

'is whether a male take on nice
underwear is the same as a lady's.'

What on Earth is that?
Glasses might steam up here.

I don't think men can really shop
for ladies' underwear.

They'll either go for something
that's maybe too old

for their partner or something
that is totally inappropriate.

What the hell?

Got no ass cheeks in it.

Not so sure Sue'd appreciate that.

'I think you need some assistance,
Noel.'

SHOP ASSISTANT: How can we help you?

Well, I'm looking for some underwear
for my other half, really.

Have you got an idea for
what bra size she might be? Erm...

You know, a lacy bralette types.

'I don't think he was prepared
for this.'

I mean, other than that,
there's, you know, nice knickers,

so it's a box of desire.

And she could wear brown knickers.

You've got your little mask.

I think I'll get shouted at
if I bring anything like that home.

SHOP ASSISTANT LAUGHS

I think I'll, er... might leave it.

'Noel's given in,
but at least he's learnt something.'

It's quite a personal thing,
isn't it? Underwear for a lady.

So, I don't know.

I just don't think
there was anything there that...

I feel would be right for Sue.

'Noel still has a bit of time
to sort out the present,

'but if it's anything like usual,

'it'll be a late-night shopping trip
the night before.'

I wonder if she'd like
a model railway set?

CHILDREN SHOUTING

'This morning is a big day
for our mum-to-be Katie.'

So, today is Katie
and Connor's gender reveal.

'I am very nervous. It's like...'

I'm gonna know
if I'm having a boy or a girl.

And it's crazy.

MAX: So, this is for a sweepstake.

'One Radford who's determined
to be a winner either way

'is 16-year-old Max.'

The plan is to bet on
what gender the child is gonna be.

Everybody's gonna put in £2
and guess either boy or girl.

Max has identified
an important statistic

that he believes will reveal
the baby's gender.

All my brothers and sisters
have had girls first.

Chloe, girl. Sophie. Chris. Emily.

Yeah, they've all been girls.

So it's got to be a girl.

Boy or girl?
And I also need your money.

'Although biological birth ratios
are slightly male-biased

'at 52% to 48%,

'there are now more women
in Morecambe than men.

'So I can see why you are sticking
with a girl, Max.'

I'd be happy with either...

..just as long as they're healthy.

I'm going girl.

I'm going to say... girl.

Three girls,
and everybody else guessed boy.

Right, Hallie.

'Katie, meanwhile, is handing over
a major responsibility

'to nine-year-old Hallie.'

It's a very important day today, OK?

So I'm gonna give you my phone,
and you've got to document it.

Can you do that?
Do you know what you're doing?

'Hallie's video will be used
to announce the baby's gender,

'so a suitably glamorous location
is required.'

Today, I'm making a video.

NOEL: Of what?
Of the gender.

'Let's see what you can do, then.'

I'm the auntie,
and I think you're a girl.

I'm the cousin,
and I think it's a boy.

I'm the auntie,
and I think you're a girl.

'Connor, meanwhile,

'is getting ready
for the big moment.'

So you just twist it, like that?
Nope.

Just pop it, and whatever
the colour of the confetti is.

Pink's girl. Blue's a boy.

MAN: What are you hoping for,
'ey, Connor?

I'm hoping for a boy,
but I'll be happy with whatever.

'It's the big moment.'

EVERYONE: Three... two... one...

CHEERING

BOY: It's a boy!

CHEERING

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

SUE: Oh, my God.

Bless him, he started crying.

I think he was just so overcome
with emotion

because I think
he was really wanting a little boy

that it all just was a bit much
for him, wasn't it? Yeah.

CONNOR: 'I had my heart set
on a boy, though. I am made up.'

I don't know what I felt.

I was shaking before
I even kicked the ball, sweating.

It was horrible,
but it's all paid off.

I'm really excited for them

cos I think they were both
really wanting a little boy, so...

I think they were, yeah.
..it's lovely.

Look at that big bump!
'Coming up...'

Oh, it's lovely, isn't it?

'..the big day gets nearer.'
How many prams do you need?

'Connor's starting to wobble.'
Don't really know how to feel.

I am excited, but I'm also nervous.

'And the anniversary
celebrations...'

I don't feel comfortable going.
'..turns sour.'

Everything's booked and paid for.
We can't do that.

We can't do that day.
We can't go. No, I can't.

SALLY LINDSAY: 'Months into
Katie Radford's pregnancy,

'and her bump just got bigger.'

SUE: Come on, Connor.

KATIE: 'So far,
it's been really good.

'We've had no...
no problems, touch wood.'

Everything's been fine.

He's a very active baby.

He'll be jumping around,

and it's always when I'm ready
to go to sleep.

Katie's adapted really well
to finding out that she's pregnant,

because it is quite a big thing,
isn't it, really?

Like we've said to her,
you do just adapt and you cope.

'So far, so good.

'But there are still some things
Katie's adjusting to.'

That feels really big to push.

Does it?
Yeah.

'Pram shopping. I never, ever
thought I'd ever be doing that.'

Like, I've always seen it
as my mum or dad doing it,

or, like, my older siblings.

But now that it's actually my turn,
it's very surreal.

THEY LAUGH

How many years is it since we
bought a pram? A long time.

I used to love
a bit of pram shopping, me.

I mean, we sort of
started a tradition

when whoever has their first born,
we generally get them a pram.

So it's now Katie's turn.

That's it.

Whoa!

'Whilst all eyes have been on Katie
and her wellbeing...'

I can't imagine pushing a pram
knowing it's...

..part of us.
It just seems a bit weird.

'..partner Connor is having another
one of those "oh, heck" moments.'

"Oh, heck" moments,
they just come out of nowhere.

You think you've conquered them,
and then...

No.

I thought I was
a few years off this yet.

CONNOR EXHALES

Just... didn't expect it,
to be honest.

You know, there's always
two people to consider,

isn't there, in a pregnancy?

And I think sometimes for the man,

they find it harder to deal with

because they're not the ones
that's growing the baby either,

but they're the ones
that kind of struggle with it

more worrying about
how they're going to manage.

It's the whole,
"I don't know what I'm doing here,"

especially young people
like Katie and Connor.

This is a car seat and a pram.

How many prams do you need?
You've lost me.

'Don't really know how to feel.

'I am excited,
but I'm also nervous.'

I didn't ever think I'd be here,
to be honest.

Not for a few years.

Getting a bit...
I don't know the word.

Responsibility. That's the word.

I'm gonna have
a lot of responsibility,

and I don't like having it.

I think finding out we're about
to become parents was a lot harder

for Connor,
just because I've obviously grew up

with loads of siblings,
and my siblings have had babies,

so I've grew up with that as well.

But obviously, Connor,
he's not really been around babies,

so it is gonna be a big shock
to him.

I do get overwhelmed quite often...

as the pregnancy has gone on.

Cos one minute, I feel like
I've come to terms with it,

then the next thing,
I just don't think I have.

Worrying and...

being scared...

cos I've got a...

..a baby to provide for.

Just not being a great dad.

That's what I'm more scared of
cos...

I'm still quite young myself.

I didn't ever expect
to be a young parent.

I'd say, yeah,
there's been a big journey.

NOEL: Just natural, isn't it?
To feel worried and daunted

by the whole thing,
but it's just one of them things.

Look, it's happened.
You're gonna be a dad.

You're gonna be a mum.
You're gonna be parents.

That's it, you know...
And enjoy it.

Don't look at it and think,
"Oh, that's it.

"My life's ruined now.
I'm gonna have a child."

It's the complete opposite.

Yeah. Your life's
just becoming exciting now.

KATIE: He might have doubts,
but I don't.

You are going to be an amazing dad,
Connor.

I know, yeah.

Because most people do say
it's the best feeling in the world.

Just the thought of making memories
as a family,

it's something
I'm looking forward to.

I would say I'm quite lucky
to be a dad.

SUE: All right. Come on.
NOEL: Right, come on, then.

Beddy-byes. In bed.

'It's 8pm, and the youngest
five Radfords are off to bed.'

Heidi, you're in that room.
Too many.

Phoebe, are you going to bed?
Yeah.

Night, all.
In you get. Love you.

See you in the morning.

Bonnie, lie down.

'Tonight, it's doubly important
the kids are sound asleep.

'As Noel has pencilled
in some rare "us" time.'

I am making a nice romantic meal
for two...

for Sue and I.

Nice sirloin steaks, some mushrooms,

and some nice tenderstem broccoli.

It is difficult to find time
just for the two of us.

It's just finding that time
for ourselves.

Cos, I mean, if we fall apart,

the whole family falls apart.

The mood will be set with candles...

..and just a nice glass of wine.

'But this isn't just any date night.

'Noel is going to reveal the present

'he has bought Sue
for their anniversary.'

With a surprise
like I've got for her,

if I didn't tell her now, I think
she'd also be a little bit miffed

because it's like...
she'll want to get herself ready,

get her hair done,
have her nails done,

all them sort of things, because...

..it's not just like we're gonna
go out for a meal tonight.

It's a big surprise, is this.

'Hang on. Are we still talking
about underwear?'

'I've put a lot of thought
into this present.'

Tea's ready.

'After all, it's our anniversary,

'and being together
is just something to celebrate.'

Oh, Noel, this is a bit romantic,
isn't it?

Hey, this looks nice.
Doesn't it?

Cheers.
Cheers.

When you have kids,
there's just so many things

that can get in the way
of you just being a normal couple.

Mmm. That's good.

And I want something just for us.

Done good, love.

So, how come you cook me dinner,
Noel? What you want?

BOTH LAUGH
What am I after?

Nothing. I mean, it's just,
it's our anniversary soon.

So I just thought...

I think tonight
would be a nice opportunity -

cook a nice romantic meal tonight.

And I've got a bigger surprise.

'Time for the anniversary-present
reveal.'

If you look at the little
photo frame on the wall,

there's some subtle hints on there.

'I realised we have
so little time for ourselves,

'we do need to make memories
from experiences.'

Where is it?

Dubai.
There you go.

That's where we're going.
Oh, wow!

Happy days.

'Noel and Sue spent five days
in Dubai last year...'

Very comfy on top.
'..but it wasn't enough.'

'I think the thing
with going to Dubai

'is that it just made it
so we want to go again.'

This thing was never mentioned.
SHE SHRIEKS

'You're guaranteed the sun.

'There's just
so many different things to do

'that we just couldn't do
everything last time.'

Oh, they've got magnets.

Going full hog here.

I mean,
we came in for a fridge magnet.

'It is such an amazing place,
though, isn't it?'

I think it definitely
reinvigorated us as a couple.

I think it does you good
to have time together as a couple

instead of just being Mum and Dad.

Here you are. So there we go.

Let me show you.

Manchester to Dubai.

Only the best.

'Noel's thought of everything.

'Well, almost everything.'

You've booked it, Noel,

three weeks before Katie's due
to have the baby.

It'll be fine. Don't worry.

She could go weeks before,

and that would be
when we're out there.

It's the first one.
They never come early, do they?

We can't do that to her.
We can't do that, though.

Everything's booked and paid for,
Sue, the hotel...

..flights, airport transfer.

I even booked the car park
for this side.

Don't flap. You'll be fine.

Yeah, but that's too risky, though,
Noel. We can't.

I don't feel comfortable going
when she's due around that time.

Well, we're going cos I booked it,
and I can't swap it.

Noel, I can't! We can't go, Noel.

'Oh, 'eck.

'The disagreement
has caused ructions in the house.'

It's not the reaction
I was expecting.

I can see why Sue's worried,

but there's never a good time
to go away.

And I think once baby's here,

I think our time will be taken up
even more, so...

It's... To me,
it's just now or never.

I know Noel's got
the right intentions,

with thinking, you know,
we need to spend some time together,

just the two of us,
but it's just not the right time.

I think his good intentions
are not really that great this time.

I've never missed the birth
of one of our grandchildren,

so it would just be
really upsetting, wouldn't it?

It's not a great idea.

'It seems there's only one way
this can be resolved.'

I do think he's a bit daft
booking that

so close to my due date.

That is what I'm worried about.

Mum, it will be fine. Just go.

My gut instinct
is that it's going to be late,

and my gut instincts
are always right.

'With Katie's seal of approval,
Sue is preparing for their holiday.'

I'm still not happy
that we are going.

Yeah, I do feel like I'm having
to make a bit of a decision

between Noel and Katie.

We're gonna go, and hopefully,
everything will be all right.

It'll be fine, you know, we'll go...

..just like, enjoy ourselves,
come back revitalised.

He won't arrive till we get back,

and there's plenty of grandparenting
duties we can do then, isn't there?

How did you escape?

Argh!

'When the cats go away...
these mice are gonna play.

'Before travelling to Dubai,

'Sue wants to see Katie
in person...'

SUE: Katie's just turned up.

'..and so has organised
a baby shower.'

Look at that big bump.

You've got enough to carry
with that big boy.

Come on, Katie.

That dress is lovely on you.
It's nice, isn't it?

Oh, it's lovely, isn't it?

Oh, Winnie the Pooh.

I think it's a really nice thing
to do,

to just enjoy that time
before the madness of the labour.

Never heard anything like it.
Oh, look at that.

Aw! That is cute.

Oh, it's a bib.

Can never have too many of them.

'With Sue slightly reassured...'

So what date are you going for,
then? He's due on the 20th.

'..time for some predictions.'

I'm gonna say three days before,
so the 17th.

Oh! Yeah, I've said
you're not going over.

Well, I'm gonna go for the 22nd.
What date are you thinking?

I'm thinking the 23rd.
Are you?

Oh! Day after Oscar's birthday.

Right, we need to get everything
in the car.

She looks well, anyway, Katie,
didn't she? She does.

'Twenty-four hours later,
and Noel and Sue

'have left on their troublesome trip
to Dubai.

'And another six hours later...'

'With Noel and Sue in mid-air,

'Katie has gone into labour.'

'Coming up...

'Noel and Sue touch down
in Dubai...'

We thought, "We are safe

"to come for a few nights away
for our anniversary,"

but it's not worked out.

'..as Katie faces the prospect
of giving birth without Mum.'

Seeing someone you love in that
much pain, it's not nice to see.

SALLY LINDSAY: 'Dubai is one of the
most visited cities in the world.

'Famous for its futuristic
and Instagrammable surroundings.

'Oh, and it's got a lot of sand,
too.

'Not that Noel and Sue
are seeing much of it.'

So, we flew in last night,
did an overnight flight,

but during the flight,
we got a message from Katie

to say that she'd gone into labour.

Now, she's not due for weeks,
so we thought, "We are safe...

"..to come for a few nights away
for our anniversary,"

but it's not worked out.

We're back on our way home again.

We've literally got to the hotel,

sat down, and rebooked the flights
to go home again.

'Sue ain't looking happy.'

We've got one hour
before check-in shuts.

It's gonna be a close one, isn't it?

'God help you if you don't make it.

'Back home, Katie is in hospital.

'She was admitted overnight.'

INDISTINCT CHATTER

Well, at the minute,
she's, uh... 3cm,

but she's been like that
since 3am last night.

The last eight hours
has just been the same.

She's struggling.

SHE GROANS

Seeing someone you love
in that much pain, it's...

..it's not nice to see
when the, uh...

How far from the airport are we?

Ten minutes?

My God, we're cutting it fine.

'Noel and Sue are in
their first race of the day.'

It's... half past.

'They have just minutes
to catch their flight home.'

Not a chance.

Anyway, fingers crossed
we get there in time.

Knowing that you needed
to get back was really stressful.

The whole way we were thinking,

"Are we gonna make it back
in time?"

I can see the airport now.

Tense times.

Thank you.

Right, where do we get in?

There.

'If you don't make it back,
Noel, you're in hot water.'

SUE: I mean, obviously, there was
quite a lot of anxiety for me

because I wasn't there, and I knew
that Katie really wanted me there.

So I was worried about how
she was gonna cope with labour,

with me not being there.

We made it.
Don't know what the panic was about.

What a day.

The thing to take from this, Noel,

is please listen to me next time.

Here we go.

We land, UK, seven-thirty,

and Katie won't have had the baby,
with any luck.

'Let's hope so, Noel, for your sake.

'At Radford mission control...'

Well, I wouldn't have liked to be
Mum and Dad's bank account today.

Nope.

I mean, at least
it was a nice airport.

'..Ellie and Amy are on standby.'

I know it means a lot to Mum to be

in every single one
of her kids' rooms

when they give birth
to her grandchildren, but...

Mum and Dad have got another
five and a half hours,

and Katie is, when we last checked,

7cm to 8cm dilated.

So she has two more centimetres
to go until she can push.

Oh.

'Two hours later...'

Right, guys, we're going around
to the front gate, by the way.

'..the school run is a welcome
distraction from the waiting.'

Any news?
No.

There's been no update
for an hour now.

'Katie's not rushing.

'Maybe Sue will get back in time.'

'..or not.

'Just over two hours before Noel
and Sue's flight is due to land...'

Oh! Look.

Oh, my God.

'..Katie and Connor's baby is born.'

Aw!

Look! Katie had a baby.

Look! Come look.

Look!
Look, your sister's got a baby.

Look at him.

When we landed, we got a text
saying that he was here,

and we were like,
"Oh, we've missed it,"

but at least he's here safe
and sound.

And Katie was all good.
Yeah.

CONNOR: Katie,
considering it's her first birth,

very impressive.

She held her own
very, very, very well.

The feelings just...
I don't even know.

Right now, I'm just happiest man.

'There's two people missing
the party.

'But three hours late...

'..Noel and Sue are finally home.'

SUE: I really wanted to go to
the hospital as soon as we got back,

but it was just too late.

So we had to wait
until the following morning.

But could I sleep? Could I heck!

It was just exhaustion.

Exhilaration.

I just was tossing and turning
all night,

and I just couldn't sleep.

I was so excited
to finally get to meet the baby.

'As soon as it's light...'

SUE: Oh, that was
the longest night ever.

'..poor old tired Noel
is dispatched to collect

'Katie, Connor and new baby Ronnie.'
NOEL: Go on, get him in the car.

It's a bit nippy, innit?
KATIE: Yeah.

Where's he going? In front or back?

You said you wanted him
in the front in there, didn't you?

I am absolutely knackered.

'Eh, no grumbling, Noel.

'Not when Katie's just spent
18 hours in labour.'

'Finally, the wait is over
as Katie arrives with baby Ronnie.'

Who's this?
Baby!

Yay!
Yay!

Oh, hello.
Oh, look at him.

I was barely still awake,

but when I held him
for the first time,

all of that stress
of getting back from, like,

on the flight and everything
was just so worth it.

NOEL: 'Well, you don't get
those moments again, do you?' 'No.'

And he's got his little gloves on
so that he doesn't scratch his face.

Do you think he looks like Katie?

Bringing a baby
into the Radford house,

it didn't feel real,

that it was me bringing the baby in,

and it not being somebody else
or my mum.

My turn.

'One thing's for sure,
when you feel a wobble coming on...'

NOEL: What do you think, Casper?

'..when it all starts to get a bit
hard work...

'..you just need to stay strong,
suck it up...'

Auntie Ellie. There you go.

'..and know that it's gonna be OK
in the end.'

Have you got him?

Yeah, I'm really proud of Connor.
Like a true Radford man,

conquered his fears,
stood up to his responsibilities,

and he only complained the once.

Oh, right, and you think
that's harder than pushing a baby

out of your body?
Yeah. No, you're right.

Don't know what
you're complaining about.

'Next time...'

NOEL: 'One thing
you need to look out for...'

He's there. Look.
Casper.

'..is when the noisy ones go quiet,

'that's when something's wrong.'

He's a target because he is short.

Oscar.
Oh!

I'm a bit worried about Sue.
She's been really quiet.

She doesn't seem the usual Sue.

There's something there
that she's not ready to tell me yet.

It's been awful.
I've really wanted to tell you.

It's devastating news.

Oh, my God.