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Okay, I think we can all agree
magic was used today.
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You were just supposed to make
a free throw to pass gym class,
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but you had to show off,
didn't you?
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Nobody ever accuses
LeBron of showing off.
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Are you comparing yourself
to LeBron James?
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I'm not, but I did hear it
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tossed around
the locker room after class.
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You know what you did wrong.
I know what you did wrong.
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Let's just skip to the part
where I punish you.
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Uh, you know,
since we're skipping things,
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how about we just skip
to the part
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where the punishment's over?
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I've told you a thousand times,
don't use magic irresponsibly.
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You're both grounded.
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No devices, no TV, no friends.
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Alone in your rooms
the whole weekend.
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Weekend?
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That seems fair.
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That's not fair at all.
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So you've never
used magic irresponsibly?
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Nope, never.
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Come on, are you seriously
saying that--
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Billie! The man's offering us
a weekend.
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With good behavior,
we'll be out by Sunday at noon.
Take the deal.
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- But it's just...
- Thanks, Dad.
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We're gonna go home and reflect
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on the consequences
of our actions.
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That was some stern,
yet fair parenting.
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Well done, man.
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Thanks, buddy. Still grounded.
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Roman, why did you cave?
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He's all over us for something
he's definitely done too.
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Trust me,
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every wizard has used magic
irresponsibly at least once.
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He probably did,
but there's no way to prove it.
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He's the parent, we're the kids.
You can't change the system.
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Oh, Roman, you know
what happens
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when you tell me
I can't do something.
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Now I gotta change the system.
This is on you.
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♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can have what you want ♪
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♪ By the simplest of means ♪
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♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪
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♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble if you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪
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That's it!
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Hey, Roman,
I have to tell you something.
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Are you out of your room?
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We're not supposed to be
out of our rooms!
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But nobody's up here.
Open the door.
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Stop trying to make me
an accessory!
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Fine, I'm back in my room.
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Hey, Billie, what's up?
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Remember how you said
there was no way
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we could prove your dad
was irresponsible with magic?
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Well, I spent hours
studying ancient texts,
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and I found a way.
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So you turned yourself
into a mop to avoid homework,
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but you'll study on Saturday
out of spite?
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I'm a complicated woman, Roman.
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Come on, are you in or not?
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I don't know. I mean,
what if my dad finds out?
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He'll ground us next weekend.
What, you got plans?
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You know I don't. Let's do this.
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Okay, shirt is ironed,
deodorant's on.
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I'm gonna crush
this presentation today.
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Is there anything in my teeth?
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Just a lot
of well-flossed spaces.
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Love my water flosser.
If this house caught on fire,
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that would be the first thing
I save.
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Thanks.
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Hey, you can save yourself.
Flossie's helpless.
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The school board's coming today,
and if I don't wow them,
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they'll stop funding
our STEM electives.
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Students love those classes.
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It'd be terrible
if they got cut.
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Well, that's not gonna happen,
okay?
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Because you're charming,
you're convincing,
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and you've got a swag
that I don't understand,
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but I can't say no to.
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Thanks, babe.
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So, uh,
what are you up to today?
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Well, Milo's at a play date,
Roman and Billie are grounded,
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and I'm gonna do something
I've been waiting to do
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for a long time.
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Absolutely nothing.
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Oh. That's interesting.
Just got a text from Alex.
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I guess the wizard
who replaced me
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after I got fired from WizTech
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just got promoted
to the tribunal.
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How great.
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You okay?
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Of course.
I'm happy for Alistair.
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He's a great guy,
and we're both doing great.
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He's on the tribunal.
I'm going to work on a Saturday.
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How great is that?
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You know, it's just great,
great, great.
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Honey, it's too many greats.
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Honestly, it's fine.
He's the better wizard.
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During the unicorn incident,
I choked, and he didn't.
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So...
he deserves it.
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Well, just try not to think
about that, okay?
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Go down to the school
and crush it.
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Yes, absolutely.
All right. Crush it.
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Oh, okay. Crush it.
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Come on.
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Crushing it.
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If we're gonna prove your dad
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was irresponsible with magic, I have to get a few things.
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First up, the potion calls for a sliver of body.
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You cut off part of my father's body?
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Relax, it was just his toenails.
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Next, a piece of mind.
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That meant getting something that contained
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all his hopes and dreams. His unpublished memoir.
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You took
The Principal's Principles?
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That's the only thing that cures my mom's insomnia.
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And finally,
his most prized possession.
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-His water flosser?
-His water flosser.
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Now, all we have to do
is mix this together
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and the potion
will be complete.
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Eh.
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Items in, here we go.
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Show us the mind
of the one we know.
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So how does this work?
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Uh, do his memories
appear in the smoke?
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Do they float like a hologram?
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Please tell me
we're not gonna drink it.
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-We're not going to drink it.
-Okay. Good.
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-We're gonna jump in it.
-Wait, what?
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Where are we?
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We're inside your dad's mind.
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No way.
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A Waverly Sub Station sandwich,
a Calico Woman action figure,
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a twelve-ball paddle.
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And who else would have
a vacuum cleaner hall of fame?
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Okay, we are in my dad's mind.
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There's nothing better
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than watching amateur bakers
fool celebrities
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with cakes that look like
real-world objects.
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Oh, come on, JoJo Siwa.
It's obviously cake.
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Hey, Mrs. Russo.
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Winter, I thought
that door was locked.
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It was. I used my key.
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You mean the key we hide
in the fake rock outside?
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Yeah, my key.
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Uh, sorry, but Billie and Roman
are grounded, so...
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you mind locking the door
on your way out?
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Oh, I can't go home.
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My dad got called into work,
and my mom was super excited
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to have the day to herself.
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Well, I hope she's enjoying it.
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Ooh, Batter Get It Right.
I love this show!
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Billie and Roman never want
to watch it with me.
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Same with Justin.
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He tried to downgrade
our cable subscription
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so we wouldn't get the channel.
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Oh, come on, JoJo Siwa.
It's obviously cake!
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You can stay.
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Okay, the school board
will be here soon.
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Today has to go perfectly
if we're to save
our STEM electives.
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Oh, I know the stakes, sir.
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I canceled two
doctor's appointments
to be here.
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Two? Are you okay?
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I don't know.
I canceled the appointments.
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Now, tell me your vision.
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Okay, I'll start with the tour,
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then I'll blow their mind
with a science demonstration.
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Now, where are those buttons
I asked you to make?
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Right here.
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They printed everything you said
on there, word for word.
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Marcus.
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"Hey, Marcus, on the buttons,
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I want it to say, 'I love STEM.'
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Got it? Are you writing
this down?
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Everything I said
on the buttons. Thanks."
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