Original subtitles

♪ I got the wind in my hair and a fire within ♪

♪ 'Cause there's something beginning ♪

♪ I got a mystery to solve and excitement to spare ♪

♪ That beautiful breeze blowing through ♪

♪ I'm ready to follow it who knows where ♪

♪ I'll get there, I swear ♪

♪ With the wind in my hair ♪

The Series* Season 03 Episode 08

The Series* Episode Title: "Day of the Animals"

Sync corrections by srjanapala

Oop! Careful you two.

We don't want to break this stuff before we get to Neserdnia.

That's right, 'cause once me and Catalina

return this last sack of stolen loot,

we will have officially put our thieving days behind us!

I can't wait to get my hands on a copper-plated alembic

from the Neserdnian market!

Do you have any idea how many poly-alchemical

substration tests I'll be able to run?

Anyone wanna switch seats with me?

Hmm. We're happy to have you along, Varian.

Plus, I'm hoping once Max and Ruddiger spend some time together,

they can finally become friends.

Whoa! What happened?

What is this?

I don't remember stealing it.

Oh. Whatever it is... it's beautiful.

And I bet it's pretty valuable.

Uh, gang, hi, hello, speaking of valuables...

we might wanna stow the loot.

We're coming up on Deadman's Curve.

Yeah, it's a hotbed of highway robbery.

Relax, V.

Real thieves don't waste their time on here.

It's mostly for hacks and knuckleheads.

Hand over the goods!

Or in this case, both.

- Hi, Dwayne. - Hi, Dwayne. - Hi, Dwayne.

Ah, nuts.

Hello, princess.

Dwayne, what did we talk about

last time you were caught trying to steal?

Don't do it.

I promise. I'll never steal again.

In fact, I'm gonna look for an honest job right now.

Nice running into you. Enjoy your trip!

Guys, cut it out!

Ruddiger, get down here!

Come on, you guys!

Enough!

Maybe it's time for you all to just shake hands and get along.

I mean, shake hoof and tail

or beak and paw... is that what raccoons have? Paws?

I can never remember if it's paws or feet.

Oh well. Just shake what you've got and get on with it.

- Whoa! - Whoa! - Whoa! - Whoa!

Okay. Either we've somehow been magically shrunk down

and imprisoned inside the shell pendant...

- Or? - Or...

Yeah, sorry. I was hoping I'd think of something more positive sounding

by the time I finished that thought but I've got nothing.

It's okay! It's okay! We'll find a way out of here.

We have been in much worse situations.

Definitely not weirder, but worse.

What have I ever done to deserve this?

Di-didn't you steal from, you know, dozens of people?

Oh, right. We're doomed.

Chin up, guys! I bet Max

and the others are already on their way to get help.

I'm sure we will be free in no time.

Say, princess, do you think I can catch a lift back into...

Ah.

Swiped it right from under their noses.

Stupid animals. Serves 'em right.

I hate animals.

Not birds though.

I love birds.

Especially giant, scary birds.

Well, what can you see?

Um... it looks like we're moving.

Where is Max taking us?

Ugh. Max isn't the one carrying us.

Dwayne is.

Hey, Catalina.

Do you think you could push that jewel out of its setting?

Oh, yeah. Good idea. Good...

If you can, you might be able to squeeze through that opening.

I'll give it a try.

It's in there pretty good.

Almost... got it!

Great job Catalina! Can you fit?

I'll try.

Guys, look!

Wow. This... It appears to be

some sort of ancient chirography.

Yeah! Mionotion perhaps? No, no... Maybe early Saporian?

Uh, you're looking at it upside down.

Oh, right.

Of course.

"You are now prisoner of the shell.

"To escape its curse, you must return it

"to the briny deep of the sea,

or remain inside of it evermore."

Uh... How can we return the shell to the sea

when we're stuck inside of it?

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

We're doomed!

Hey, don't forget.

Doom upside down is whoop!

And while you think about that, think about this:

Our friends are still out there.

Max is the best tracker in Corona!

And he's probably on Dwayne's tail as we speak.

And Pascal is really, really smart.

Plus Ruddiger can be surprisingly resourceful.

Anybody wanna say anything nice about that bird?

♪ Who's the guy who stole from the princess ♪

♪ It's Dwayne, yeah, it's Dwayne ♪

Ugh! No trap doors,

no secret passages,

not even a hidden compartment.

What kind of enchanted talisman is this?

Looks like we're gonna be here for the rest of our lives.

I call this couch!

Hey! Maybe it won't be that bad after all...

Ew.

Hi, roomie! My name's Scully.

I got a bone to pick with you.

- Let me try. - Why?

You wanna tickle everybody's funny bone...?

- Scully, shhh! Do you hear that? - ♪ It's Dwayne ♪

♪ Who's gonna sell the necklace for a fortune ♪

♪ Dwayne is, that's me ♪

♪ I say D-W-A-N-uh... ♪

♪ I mean D-W-A-Y-N-E ♪

Oh, brother.

Guys, don't you get it?

If we can hear him, he can hear us.

We just need to make our voices louder.

Hello!

Is someone there?

Listen, you bone-headed weasel!

- Angry, give it back. - Who's angry? Give what back?

We're not going to get him to bring us to the sea by insulting him.

Wait... Insult who?

Something tells me he's not going to do it

- if we ask him nicely either. - You're right.

Dwayne! This is your subconscious...

Huh?

Sub-what now?

Your subconscious.

You know, your innermost self?

That little voice in your head?

- Oh, I don't understand. - Just listen!

You need to drop the pendant into the sea.

Well, why?

This thing is worth a fortune!

It is.

Uh... But it's a... a magic pendant.

If you throw it into the sea,

it will grow... uh, 10 times as big...

and be worth so much more.

Uh... I don't know.

Might be time for some reverse psychology.

I don't think forward psychology would work on this dimwit.

You're right, Dwayne. Don't do it.

Let the lucky crook you sell it to do it.

That way he can get rich.

Why, that backstabbing jerk!

No one double-crosses Dwayne!

That's it, Dwayne.

You're almost there.

Oh! He's actually doing it.

- Be careful, Pascal! - Pascal?

My name's Dwayne.

I'm beginning to think you're not my... my sub-sub...

That thing you said.

That's right.

No dumb animal is ever going to catch Dwayne...

Wow. Did not see that coming.

Don't eat me! I'm probably all gristle.

What? You want me to eat that?

Uhh... Thanks but I'm not really a worm guy.

Looks like we can officially count the animals out of our rescue plan.

Guys, I have been in a lot of situations like this.

Well, not like this.

I mean, how often does a person get stuck inside a trinket?

But the important thing is we can never give up hope on our friends.

Max is a top-notch guard.

He just needs to learn that a great leader has to listen

as well as give orders.

In other words, he has to learn how to play well with others.

They all do. Each one of those guys

has something special about them.

Pascal may be small but he's mighty.

And also adorable.

And Ruddiger is cunning, and loyal.

If they could just come together,

they would be unstoppable.

I couldn't help but notice you forgot to mention the bird.

Oh! I didn't forget.

But Princess, even if those guys got their acts together,

how would they find us all the way up here?

You're right.

Did you say your finger was normal sized

when it was outside the shell?

Great idea, Princess!

Nothing like a little alchemical pizazz to get their attention.

It's Ruddiger and Pascal!

- Hey! - Yes!

Oh, thank goodness! You gotta help me burglar cat!

No! Ruddiger!

Oh, we're doomed.

Varian, wait! Wait, wait! This is part of their plan.

Ha ha! Dwayne.

Nice shot, Rapunzel!

I gotta admit...

that was pretty close.

You did it! Woo-hoo!

I knew this trip was gonna be good for you guys.

Well, it looks like it was a happy ending for everyone.

Right, Scully?

"You can say that again."

By the way...

anyone see what happened to Dwayne?

So, you gonna finish that worm?

- ♪ Oh-whoa, oh-whoa ♪ - ♪ Oh-yeah ♪

♪ Now I got my eyes open and wide ♪

♪ My heart burnin' like fire ♪

♪ Feels like I'm so alive ♪

♪ I'm never going back ♪

♪ Whatever I want now, I'm gonna chase ♪

♪ Who I am I can't contain it ♪

♪ I'm not gonna hold it in ♪

♪ 'Cause there's more of me to give ♪

- ♪ Oh-whoa, oh-whoa ♪ - ♪ Oh-yeah ♪

♪ There's more of me to give ♪