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\h\h\hrated PG, and contains

mature subject matter.

Viewer discretion is advised.

-Lift it up.
\h-Yes, sir.

[Narrator] Coming up...

\h\h\h\h\h-Whoa! Chris!
-It really wanted off.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Narrator]
...on Rust Valley Restorers...

We need to do something
\h\h\h\h\h\habout this.

[Mike] Hoo! Whoa!
That’s a big one!

[Narrator] ...Avery’s mission
\h\h\hto clean up his yard...

Ah! Bastards!

[screaming] Keep going!

[Narrator] ...runs into
\h\h\ha nest of trouble.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-[buzzing]
-[Mike] They’re coming out!

[wailing]

Here’s what we have started.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Narrator]
...Mike struggles to finish

a complicated build...

\h\h\hNot digging this.
That’s a lot of metal.

[Narrator] ...for a client

that keeps changing his mind...

-I want it done right.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Whoa!

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Narrator]
...but not the deadline.

Are you kidding, Rob?

\h\h\h[auctioneer] Ladies
and gentlemen, it is time.

\h\h[Narrator] ...and Avery’s
auction day finally arrives...

He’s got military items,

he’s got lawnmowers, trucks.

\h\hThere is a few select guys
that can buy this and use this.

I’m hoping he’s wrong.

[Narrator] ...but his lifetime
\h\h\h\hof junk collecting...

Nobody wants it.

[Narrator] ...may have
all been for nothing.

-Sold, $25!
\h\h-Ouch.

I should’ve not have sold
anything. [mock sobbing]

My name is Mike Hall,

and over the last 50 years,

against better judgment,

I’ve managed to amass

hundreds of classic cars.

These cars are my legacy,

but I’m running out of time
\h\hto restore them all...

[dog barks]

...so with my son, Connor,

and my best friend, Avery,

\h\h\h\h\hwe’ll try to turn
our passions into profits,

\h\h\h\h\h\hrestoring cars that
the average person can afford,

but it’s tough making a buck,

\hso we’ll need the whole
car-crazed town behind us

to help get the job done...

[♪]

[tires squeal]

[laughing]

...’cause that’s how things roll

here in Rust Valley.

[♪]

[♪]

[Mike] Hey, where’s the vacuum?

\h\hLet’s vacuum out
these tracks, Blair,

\h\hfor the first time
in, like, three years.

[Narrator] At Rust Bros...

\hWell, I mean Patrick runs
a pretty clean shop, right?

\h\h\h\h-Yeah.
-Just like us.

[laughing]

[Narrator] Mike and Blair
\h\h\h\hare getting ready

\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfor a visit
from a high-end builder...

\h-[engine rumbling]
-Ah, I hear a diesel.

[Mike] Ah, ho!

[Blair] Oh, yeah, man.

[Narrator] ...and the return
\hof a 1948 Diamond T truck

they’ve been restoring
\h\h\h\hfor a client.

-[laughing] Ah, she goes down.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Yeah...

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Ooh.
-Oh, right to the ground.

Nice!

\h-Patrick!
-Hey, guys!

-Good to see you.
-How’s it going?

It’s freakin’ awesome, man.

\h\h[Mike] Patrick
and his team at PMC

have been helping us
\h\h\hwith the build.

He’s done an amazing job.

Yeah, we did a tonne,

a tonne of work on this thing.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Rob!
-How you doing, brother?

[Narrator] Two months ago...

[Rob] Guys, meet Mr. T.

[Narrator] ...Mike took on
\h\h\ha corporate project

\h\hfor Rob Drewitt
of Western Gasco...

I know you wanted AC,
you wanted the turbo,

you wanted the intercooler
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\has well--

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Absolutely.
-There’s some major issues.

[Narrator] ...but when Rob’s
\h\hwishlist was threatened

by structural problems...

Force on here could just
\h\h\hfold the frame up.

[Mike] First thing we should get
a frame guy here

to actually look at it.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Right.

[Narrator] Mike called
the best in the biz...

[Patrick] The frame looks like
\h\h\h\hit was pieced together.

For sure some engineering
\h\h\h\hinvolved in that.

[Narrator] ...to get the build
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hback on track.

Let’s do it.

[laughter]

You know what?

Why don’t we get this thing
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hin your shop?

Let’s get it up on the hoist

and see what you guys did
\h\h\h\hunderneath there.

PMC has a very good rep.

\h\hYou’re good!
Keep ’er coming!

Beauty!

We just want to make sure
\h\hall the issues we had

have been dealt with.

Start at the front?

Oh, look at that brace.

It’s actually undersize
\h\h\h\h\hand re-welded

all through there.

Oh, cool.

[Mike] Patrick and his crew,

they reinforced the frame

back under the front suspension.

\h\hThen they came down,
went around the oil pan.

\h\h\h\h\hGlad you guys
had to figure that out.

Serious head-scratcher, man.

Stroke of genius.

We relocated the intercooler,

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hso we get
some good airflow there.

Threw the exhaust on, of course.

Four-inch, all the way back.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[exhales] Whoa.

Beautiful.

[Mike] It runs, it drives,
\h\h\hit stops and steers,

I mean, amazing job, well done.

\h\h\h\hOkay, well,
right on, Patrick.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYou saved us
a ton of heartache, headache,

and mental anguish.

So, now we’re done...

\h\h\h-It’s our turn.
-It’s your turn now.

I know Rob wants it done

for his company’s
20th anniversary,

\h\hso, like they say,
we better get crackin’.

\h\h\h\hWe’re down to
the last three weeks

before the 20th anniversary
\h\h\h\h\hof Western Gasco.

There’s a long way to go

and a short time to get there.

It’s gonna be a lot of work,

\ha lot of welding,
a lot of metal fab,

but it’s up to us to carry it
\h\h\hacross the finish line.

\h\h\h\hHopefully we can
do your guys’ work proud.

I know you will,
I know you will.

\h\h\h\h\hSet the standard
pretty high there, Patrick.

[Patrick] Can’t wait to see it.

[♪]

\h\hOkay, this thing
needs an oil change.

[Narrator] An hour later,

Mike’s checking off
\h\h\h\ha few basics

before starting body work
\h\h\hon the Diamond T...

[Mike] Come on, baby.

Ugh!

\h\hLike, for once
I’d like to do that

without getting dirty.

Anyway...

Where’s my oil?

Whoa.

Are you kidding me?

\hI told those guys,
don’t touch that oil.

Who has oil?

Ah, Alexa, call Avery.

[Alexa] Calling Avery.

[call ringing]

He’s the only guy I know
\h\h\h\h\hwith a diesel.

Come on, Ave, I need ya.

[Avery] Hello?

Avery!

I’m doing an oil change
\h\h\hon the Diamond T.

I’m short five quarts.

You got five quarts of 15-40?

[Avery] You know what, Mike,

I got more important things
\h\h\h\h\h\hto worry about

than your oil right now!

This auction sale
that’s coming up,

I got a hornets’ nest
\h\hin the backyard!

[laughing]

I can’t move on

without dealing with this thing!

Sounds like an "iss-you"
\h\h\h\hnot an "iss-me."

[Mike] Avery’s auction,

it’s coming up in three weeks,

but there’s still
a long way to go

to get his yard cleaned up.

[Mike] I really need
\h\hthis oil, buddy!

\h\h\hI’ll go so far
as to buy you supper.

You come and help me
\hwith these hornets,

\hand I’ll change
your oil for you!

How does that sound?
\h\h\h\h-[laughing]

Sounds like an offer
\h\hI can’t refuse.

[Mike] Avery needs help
\hwith a hornets’ nest.

I don’t have time,

\h\h\h\h\h\hbut I think he’s
at the end of his rope here.

Okay, Ave.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSee you
in a couple minutes.

Alexa, hang up.

-[call disconnects]
-Okay, bag and tag.

\h\h\h\h[chuckling]
Are you kidding me?

\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAlexa, add
resealable sandwich bags

to my shopping list.

\h\h\h\h[Alexa] I’ve put
resealable sandwich bags

on your shopping list.

[Mike groaning]

[♪]

Avery!

So, where’s this nest?

It’s right here.

[Narrator] 30 minutes later,

on the other side of town...

\h\hWhoa-hoo-ho!
That’s a big one.

[Avery] There’s already been
\h\h\ha couple people stung.

\h\h\h\hWe need to do
something about this.

\h\h\h\h\h\hThis auction,
there’s lots left to do.

I need to clean up
\hthe auction yard

and organize it,

but you know what,
this hornets’ nest,

until it gets dealt with,

there’s nothing happening.

Be careful, they’re not happy.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThey’re just
the yellow jackets, aren’t they?

No, they’re not yellow.
\h\h\h\hThey’re black.

-Are you kidding me?
\h\h\h-Look at them.

The black ones are way worse.

I mean, those things are--

\h\h\h-Mike...
-Well, I mean,

we gotta get close enough
\h\h\h\h\h\hto wrap the--

[screaming] Ah! Bastards!

[Avery shrieking]

\h\h\h[Mike] One got me
right between the eyes.

Aah! Keep going!

These wasps are dangerous,
\h\h\h\hthey’re aggressive.

[bleep], man.

[Mike] They have to go.

\hOh, you know what it says
about black-faced hornets?

They’re one of the only wasps

that will attack anyone
\h\h\h\h\hor anything.

They also have smooth stingers

that they can sting you
\hover and over again.

\hIt says most professionals
dispose of the nests at night

when they’re sleeping.

I think we come at night
\h\h\h\hwith our gloves,

plug the hole, wrap the nest,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hcut it out.

If we get up there quick,
we should have a chance.

-Okay, let’s try it.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Okay.

-Oh, Ave.
\h-What?

Give me my oil now,

\h\h\h\h\h\h\hjust in case
we don’t survive the night.

[Avery cackling]

[♪]

[hammering]

Ooh... that’s freakin’ nasty.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Narrator]
Back at the Rust Bros shop...

Back of the cab is caved in.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Narrator]
...body work on the Diamond T

is already hitting roadblocks.

[hammering] Shoot.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Blair] The roof
on the Diamond T is thundered.

There’s some deep gouges
\h\h\h\hacross the back.

Trying to repair this roof
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hon the truck,

\h\h\hthere’s areas you’re just
not gonna reach with a hammer.

Well, here we go.
[grinder buzzing]

[Blair] So the best way
to repair all the dents

is to just whack the roof
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hright off,

\h\hrun it through
the English wheel,

and then weld ’er back on.

It’s nice, heavy steel.

Should be the best way to go.

Nice.

All right.

Ai-yi-yi...

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Narrator]
With the roof work done...

Holy!

\h\h[Narrator] ...Blair gets
the 13-inch tires in place.

[Mike] Blair!

[Blair] Hey, man.

Looks good, Blair.

This is gonna be
\hone sick ride.

[Blair] Yes.

\h\hWow, these tires look
pretty good on here, eh?

They’re freakin’ huge.

They’re meaty, beaty,
\h\h\hbig and bouncy.

So imagine if we had
\h\ha fender on that.

Yes.

So, the tire is way wider
\hthan the actual fender.

Whoa.

Basically you got...

-Six inches, yes...
\h\h-Holy [bleep].

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand then
this is all the way down.

Once it’s up in the air,

\h\h\hwe don’t want to see any
of the top of the tire, do we?

Well, how high up does it go?

\h\h\h\h[Blair] Want me
to lift it up and see?

[Mike] Yeah.

[Mike] Somehow

we’ve gotta get those fenders

to cover those tires and wheels.

Plus, we’ve got ten inches
\h\h\h\hof vertical travel

with the air-ride...

Now, if we lift the fender up
\h\h\h\hto where that was...

\h...adds a whole other layer
of complexity to this build.

\hWell, the thing is,
if he rides half way,

it’s gonna fit there.

\h\h\hThat’s totally
personal preference.

\h\h\hI don’t know where
freakin’ ride height is.

Yeah.

That ride height,

that’s where he’s gonna be
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hdriving it,

that’s the most critical part.

Well, then,

I think you gotta get Rob here.

He’s paying us to do it.

Yep.

Okay, thanks, Blair.

You bet.

[♪]

-Avery!
-What?

[Narrator] That evening,
\h\h\h\h\hat Wildman...

I’ve been thinking
about this all day.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Narrator]
...Mike returns to help Avery

deal with the hornets
\h\h\h\h\hin his yard.

\h\h\h\hSo I brought
my Milwaukee sawzall.

\h\h\h-[mock sobbing]
-What we’re gonna do,

\h\h\h\h\hwe’re gonna
sneak up to the nest,

I’m gonna put on my big blues,

rush up,

and just hold the hole closed,

\h\h\hand you’re gonna do
the top horizontal cut...

\h\h\h\h\h-[groaning in fear]
-...the three vertical cuts,

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthrow it
in the double garbage bag.

Unless you got a better plan.

\h\h\hMike, I’ve done
a lot of dumb things,

but nothing quite this stupid.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-[laughing]

\h\hMike? Mike thinks
he’s a bee wrangler,

for some reason.

Oh, wait a sec,

I gotta protect my face.

[Avery laughing]

You look like an idiot.
\h\h\h\h-I don’t care.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI think
this is a horrible idea!

[Mike] Let’s do it!

[Avery] Mike’s gonna get me

in the hospital!

\h\h\h\h\h[Mike] Okay,
we got the double bag.

You carry that.

This is exciting, eh, Ave?

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Mike]
The nest has to be moved,

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\haway from
where we’re having the auction,

far, far away.

Why am I having second thoughts
\h\h\h\h\h\habout this, Avery?

Mike, I’m not even having
first thoughts about it.

What could go wrong?

[Mike] Shh!

\h\h\h\h\h\h[Avery] Okay,
shut the light off, Mike.

\h\h\h\h[Mike whispering]
Okay, shh, shh, shh, shh,

quiet, quiet, quiet...

-Okay, are we ready?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Yeah.

\h\h\h\h\h\h-Okay.
-Hang on, hang on.

Ave, hurry up.

Hurry up, Ave!

[furious buzzing]
\h\h-Oh, my God--

\h\h\h\h-Hurry up!
[sawing metal bar]

Hurry the [bleep] up!

[sawing through metal bar]

They’re coming out!

They’re coming out!
\h\h\h\h\hHurry up!

They’re on my glove.

Hurry up! Hurry up!

[Avery screaming]

[Mike] Where’s the bag?

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Here!
-Open the [bleep] bag!

Okay, close it up, close it up.

Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go.

[Avery wailing]

[Mike] Holy [bleep]!

\h-Tape it up.
-Well, hold it.

[hornet buzzing]

[Avery wails in terror]

\h\h\h\h\h-Jesus.
-[hornet buzzing]

[Avery screams] Aah!

\h\h\h\h[Mike laughing]
You okay, little buddy?

\h\h\h\h\h\h[stammering] Yeah,
they’re not very good animals.

[laughing]

\h\h\h\hThe plan worked,
we’ve got ’em in the bag.

I don’t really wanna put this

on the seat of my car
\hand drive anywhere.

Why don’t you take it home

and sleep overnight with it?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-[laughing]

All we gotta do now

is put the nest somewhere

away from Avery’s place.

Okay, gotta be some place
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hin the bush

where they got a chance.

\h\h\h\hJust right over here,
and let ’em loose over here.

[Mike] Oh, in the park,
\h\h\hwhere people go.

[Avery] Everybody can see ’em.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[cackling]

[Mike] No!

[♪]

[Mike] Rob!

[Rob] Hey!

Here’s what we have started.

[Narrator] At Rust Bros...

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHoly shit.
Let me take a look at this.

[Narrator] ...it’s two weeks

before the Diamond T’s
\h\h\h\h\hdeadline...

\h\h\h\hWhat did you guys do
to my roof? Where’s my dents?

I want ’em back.
\h\h\h-[laughing]

\h\h[Narrator] ...and Mike’s
brought in the client, Rob,

to discuss last details.

Remember how hammered
\h\h\h\h\h\hthis was?

[Rob] Unbelievable.

Excellent, boys.
\h\h\h\h\h-Okay.

Rob’s a good guy,
\ha good client.

He’s happy with the work done.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Beautiful.

\h\h\h[Mike] Now we’ve gotta
pick his brains about fenders

and get this build finished
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hon schedule.

\h\h\h\h\h[Blair] So,
how much of the wheel

do you wanna show
\hat ride height?

That’s not all the way down,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\his it?

Drop it right to the ground.

[Mike] The most difficult
\h\h\h\hpart of the build

is having to work around
\h\hthis air-ride system.

\h\h\h\hWe need to know exactly
what he wants for ride height,

’cause we can’t afford
\h\h\h\hto do it twice.

-That’s all the way down.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Yeah.

[Rob] Damn, that’s low.

See, that’s the problem
\h\hwith your air ride.

Yeah.

\h\h\h\hI’d like about
half the tire showing,

maybe about that much?

\h\h\h-At ride height?
-Yeah, at ride height.

Want me to lift it up and see?

Yup.

Probably right there.

Actually, you know what, man,
that doesn’t look bad at all.

I think that’ll work, boys.

If that works for you guys?

\h\h\h-No worries.
-That works for me.

\h\h\hWe just had to have
something to start with.

No, no, I appreciate it.

\h\h\h\hBasically, now we know
exactly what the client wants,

should be a clear, straight run
\h\h\h\h\h\hto the finish line.

[Rob] Okay, let me
suggest something,

\hbecause I’m not digging
this real estate in here.

Like, that’s a lot of metal.

Well, you gotta cover
\ha lot of room, Rob!

I totally get it.

Would you be able

to knock two inches off there,

and add two inches on here?

That’s a lot of welding.

Yup.

I mean, it’s all about--

Well, I mean, if we’re gonna
\h\h\h\hhave our name on it,

I want it done right.

\h\h\h\h-Uh-oh.
-There you go.

[Mike] Rob, he doesn’t want

the width of the fenders

\h\h\h\h\hto be all in one,
he wants us to split it up,

I tell him that the budget
\h\h\h\his gonna increase,

he says, "Make it happen."

And this is gonna meet
\hour deadline, is it?

Uh...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
\hOne way or the other.

Beautiful.

[Mike] Blair’s not very happy,

\h\h\h\hbut unfortunately,
the client is always right.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hPerfect.
Thanks for coming out, Rob.

Thank you, brother.

-[Mike] Okay, man, we’re on it.
\h\h\h\h-[Blair] Back to work!

[♪]

[Avery] Okay, gentle.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h"Gentle,"
that’s my middle name.

\h\h\h\h\h[Narrator]
Across the valley...

[Avery] Hang on, that’s good!

-Holy [bleep], Chris!
\h\h\h\h\h\h-Whoops.

\h\h[Narrator] ...Avery’s
enlisted an old friend...

That’s good, that’s good!

Chris! That’s good!
\h\h\h\hBack it up!

[Narrator] ...to help him
\h\h\hcorral auction items

at his storage property.

\h\h\h\h\h\hYou’re just
a bull in a china shop

with the [bleep] thing.

[Avery] I got two weeks

\h\hto get ready
for this auction.

I got multiple yards.
\h\h\h\h\h-Perfect...

\h\h\h\h\h\hI need to move stuff
from one yard to the other yard.

That’s good!
Set it down.

Grab that other one!

\h\h\h\hTakes a lot of work
to get everything prepped.

[howling in pain]
\h\h\h\h\h\hYeow!

Now that this hornets’ nest
\h\h\h\h\his dealt with...

-Okay, let’s get going.
\h\h-Good, good, good.

\h\h\h...I can finally get back
to focusing on this auction...

[Chris] Careful, there’s
\h\hsomething back there.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Avery]
Well, it won’t be for long.

[Avery] ...but you know what?

Right now, it’s very stressful.

[crashing and banging,
\h\h\h\hChris laughing]

[Avery] Jesus Christ.

\h[Avery] I’ve collected
a lot of specialty stuff

over the years...
\h\h\h\h\h-Okay.

\h\h\h\h...and Chris, Chris is
giving me a hard time about it.

-Lift it up.
\h-Yes, sir.

-[Avery] I’m hoping he’s wrong.
\h\h\h\h\h\h-[Chris] Oh, shit!

Oh...

It really wanted off.

[laughter]

I’m not too sure

how this auction is gonna go,

or who’s gonna buy this stuff...

That’s good!

[Avery] ...but you know what?

There is an ass for every seat.

Thank you, captain safety.

That worked out perfectly.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Avery]
Who’s gonna buy my junk?

This one’s not so light.

I need random people,
\h\h\hsuch as myself,

that have an open mind.

Perfect.

Collectors of fine artifacts.

[cackling]

\h\h\h\h\h\hHuh, we actually
didn’t break anything there.

\h\h\h\h[Avery] Right now,
it’s horribly overwhelming.

I need to clean up
\hthe auction yard.

\hI don’t know if I’m going
to be ready in time or not.

Okay, let’s go.

Almost running out of room.

[Chris] Now let’s go grab more.

[laughing]

[♪]

[Mike] I betcha Avery’s
\h\hjust freaking, man.

[Todd] Well, I told him,

we can’t sell his items
\hthe way he had them.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Narrator]
Early the next morning...

I’m hoping he does okay,
\h\h\h\h\h\hbut I mean--

Yeah, I want him to be
\h\hsuccessful as well.

Yeah.

\h\h\h\h\h[Narrator] ...Mike
and auctioneer Todd Schwindt

are headed to Avery’s
for a yard inspection.

[Mike] There we go.
\h\h\h\hRight here.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThis is not
the same property, though.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Oh, wow.
-Are we at the right property?

\h\h\h\h\h[Mike] It looks
a lot different. Unreal.

[Todd] Holy. Look at this.

Somebody did a lot of work.

[Mike] I am actually amazed

\h\h\h\hat how good
Avery’s yard looks.

When we first came here,

there were weeds that high.

\h\h[Todd] Can’t even
photograph this stuff

unless we get these weeds down.

Hey, Avery!

-[Avery shouts back] What?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-[laughing]

\h\h\h\h\hI don’t know
who he has helping him,

but I’m sure they’ve been
\hworking their ass off.

\h\h\h\h[Avery] Get away from
this shit house, you [bleep]!

[laughing]

Get outta there!

[Todd] This is amazing, Avery.

This is nothing like
\h\h\h\ha month ago.

\h\h\h\h\hI don’t even
recognize it, actually.

It doesn’t look like
\h\h\hthe same yard.

You’ve got your vehicles
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hall sorted,

you got your generators
\h\h\hon your trailers.

This is a relief to me.

I tell you what,
I did not realize

how much shit I had.
\h\h\h\h\h-[laughter]

I’m shocked that this place
\hlooks as good as it does.

We can have an auction here.

\h\hWell, let’s go
have a look at it.

Come on back over here.

\h\h\h\h\h\h[Todd] Holy,
this is a little bit more

than I expected.

I got some stuff.

[Avery] I’ve got a fairly
\h\h\hdiverse collection.

I got army trucks,

I got jet skis, I got boats...

all kinds of stuff

that the average person
\h\h\h\hwould not own.

\h\h\h\h\hI even got
a couple lawn mowers.

Never been used. [cackling]

[Mike] This thing’s
\h\h\ha good truck.

[Avery] It’s a heavy spec truck.

I’ve had that truck
for over 25 years.

\hIt’s about time
to get rid of it.

[Avery] This is a good truck.

I have slept in that truck
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hat 40 below

with the motor running in it.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[laughing]

[Avery] I’m looking around here
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hat my yard,

and it’s a lot of memories.

\h\h\h\h\h\hThis CAT,
I think it’s an ’85.

Really. That old?

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Avery]
There is some stuff here

\h\hI’ve had for longer
than I’ve had my child.

It’s got an 8-3 Cummins in it.

\hPumps are good,
tracks are good.

It’s probably worth somewhere
\hbetween $45,000 to $50,000.

Yeah, the thing is

\h\hthere is a few select guys
that can buy this and use this.

It’s a specialty item.

\h\h[Todd] My experience
is selling classic cars.

\h\h\h\hFor us to extend
into selling a snow cat,

a weed whipper,

and then off to a stove,

super challenging for us.

What I wanna see is some
of your higher-end stuff.

I got a Stealth over here.

[Mike] A couple people
\h\hasked me about it.

[Avery] Back when it was new,

I think I paid, like,
\h60 grand for this.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Holy.
-I upgraded the turbos in it,

\h\h\h\h\h\hI upgraded
the fuel system in it,

\h\hof course I wanted
more power out of it...

So you blew it up.

\h...and it melted
a piston out of it.

I don’t know, Todd, I hope I get
at least 15 grand out of it.

It’s gonna sell.

Oh, I guarantee you it’ll sell,

but what it sells for,
\h\h\h\h\h\hwho knows.

Is this car lotted yet, though?

I don’t know.

There’s no number on it.

How can it be lotted?

Where’d the Porsche come from?

[Avery] From Porsche.

\hAnd a Thunderbird.
What the frick, man?

Where’d these come from?

\h\h\h\hHey, now you finally got
some stuff Todd’s interested in.

-Are those lotted?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-No.

Those aren’t lotted.
\hAre those selling?

Yeah.

\h\h\h\hWell, Avery,
I’m the auction guy.

\h\h\h\h\hI need to know
what we’re selling here.

\hIt’s kinda like
Christmas, Todd.

Okay, we’ll get those
\h\h\hlotted, Avery.

If we have a few classic cars,
\h\h\h\h\hit’ll draw people in.

\h\h\h\h\h\hOf course,
there’s no guarantees.

It-- the unreserved thing,

it actually frightens me
\h\h\h\h\h\ha little bit.

Ave!

\h\h\h[Mike] Of course Avery’s
worried about the "no reserve."

He has a method of economics
\h\hwe call Shoaf-anomics...

he wins, everybody loses.

Well, at a no-reserve auction,

his junk is worth

\h\h\h\h\hwhatever somebody
is willing to pay that day.

Well, I tell you what,
\h\h\h\h\h\hI’ve been--

[car honking]

[Mike] Look who’s here!

Coming in for a feed, Donny?

[Donny] I’m here to make sure

everything stays honest
\hat the auction sale.

[laughing] Yeah.

So she’s no reserve.

I’m well aware of that, Donny.

\h\hAvery, if Donny’s here,
you know one thing, right?

He smells blood in the water.
\h\h\h\h\h-[chuckling] Yeah.

Donny didn’t get his name,

"The Great White Shark,"
\h\h\h\h\h\hfor nothing.

\hHe can smell blood
six kilometres away.

He thinks my stuff
is gonna go cheap.

\h\h\h\h\h[mock crying]
I hope that he’s wrong!

All I can tell ya is,

there’s no friends
\h\hat an auction.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-[laughing]
-[Avery] I tell you what,

I’m not feeling that good
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hright now.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Donny]
I’ll see you on auction day.

[Avery sighs]

[♪]

[Mike grunts with effort]

Then we can do the rust prep.

Give the client his patina.

[Blair] Yeah.

A day of stripping,

and you’re good.
\h\h\h\h\h-Yeah.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Narrator]
At the Rust Bros shop...

[Mike] I think we’re almost
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hon schedule.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Yes!
-It’ll be a first.

[Narrator] ...Mike and Blair
\h\hare on a tight deadline

to finish the Diamond T

in time for their client Rob’s

upcoming company event.

[Mike] We’ve got one week left.

\h\h\hBlair is down
to the last fender.

The metal work’s
almost all done,

\hwe’re starting to do
the patina on the box.

It’s gonna be tight,

\hbut I’m feeling
pretty confident.

-[cell phone vibrates]
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Oh, Rob!

We’re just stripping the box.

I think we’re on schedule.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWhat’s up?

[Mike] Say what?

[Narrator] Instead of
\h\hthe natural patina

they agreed on,

Rob’s now asking for
\h\ha custom patina

in his company’s colours.

Are you kidding? Rob!

Red and gray patina,
\h\hthe whole truck?

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Mike]
There’s a whole new plan.

Fake patina.

We’ve never done one of these.

Fake patina,

you put on all the layers
of colours that you want,

and then you sand through
\h\h\h\h\h\hsome of them.

Basically, we’re starting
\h\h\hright from scratch

on something we thought
\h\h\hwas almost done.

I’m not happy.

Well, your schedule
is gonna be blown,

and so is your budget.

Ho! Rob!

Well, I just, uh...

\h\h\h\hI’m gonna have to get
a couple more bodies in here,

and drive ’em like rented mules.

Okay.

Okay, thank you, too,
\h\h\h\hfor nothing.

[Mike] What do I tell him?

\hWe don’t wanna
finish the build?

No, the client is always right.

\hIt’s his truck,
it’s his vision.

\h\h\h\h\h\hHe’s the one
that’s footing the bill,

and the bill is quite large
\h\h\h\h\h\hon this build.

This all has to come off.

Great!

[chuckling ruefully]
\h\h\hGreat. Great...

\h\h[Mike] Whatever,
that’s what he wants,

that’s what we’ll give him.

\h\h\h\h\h\hI just don’t know
if we can meet his timeframe.

It’s a big freaking deal.

\hBlair, shut up
and get to work.

Of course, of course!

[sighing]

[Mike] Okay.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Mike?
-How’s it going, man?

Good.

We need a whack of materials.

Oh, look, a shopping cart.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBasically,
this job has just exploded...

Give us three of those. Okay.

[Mike] ...cost wise, time wise,

labour wise, material wise.

Two, four, six, eight, 10, 12.

You’re the man.

[Mike] You’re doing ’em one-off,

\h\h\hso every time
the vision changes,

it’s way more work.

This thing is still here?

Well, now that you’re here,

we’ll get it done
\htwice as fast.

Absolutely.

For sure you will.

Sometimes it’s not easy,

but it’s what the client wants,

\h\hwe’re gonna have
to figure out a way.

Mike, bring me torches.

Right here. Give ’er.

[Mike] When your client
\h\h\h\h\hcomes to you

with a dream and a vision,

you hope

that the total sum
\h\hof what you do

and your crew does

\hmeets or exceeds
their expectations.

Well, that’s a long one,
\h\h\hso that one’s good.

\h\h\h\h[Mike] Got to strip
all the existing paint off,

get down to bare metal.

We’ve got to cover

all the 40 feet of welding
\h\h\h\h\hwith fiberglass.

Then we’ve got to mud,

then we got to block,

got to sand, prime, and paint...

Okay, we’re good!

\h\h\h...but there’s
eight coats of paint.

That’ll work.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Mike]
There’s two coats of grey,

two coats of black,
two coats of brown,

and there’s two coats of red.

\h\h\hWe’ve never done
a complete full patina,

so we’re going to do
\h\h\hall of the work

\h\h\hexcept for the actual
sand-through on the patina.

\h\h-Patrick!
-Hey, Blair!

-Show you what we did.
\h\h\h\h\h-I’m excited.

[Mike] We talked to Patrick
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hat PMC.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThey’ve done
quite a few of these jobs.

\h\h\h\h\h\hThey can do
the final sand-through.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYou’ve got
a ton of material in here.

It’s like a jawbreaker

\h\h\h\h-[laughing]
-Oh, yeah, exactly!

[Mike] That’s our best hope

of getting this job done on time

to meet the client’s deadline.

You can just give ’er.

[Mike] This is the last build
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hof the year...

\h\hOkay, there’s some black
finally coming through there.

\h\h\h\h[Mike] This truck,
it’s very important to Rob,

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\htherefore
it’s very important to us.

It’s to celebrate his company.

It’s not an easy feat

to stay in business
\h\h\hfor 20 years.

There’s not another truck
like this on the planet.

Rob’s a winner, so’s his truck.

Awesome.

-[Mike] Rob!
-[Rob] Mike!

How are ya?

[Narrator] At Western Gasco
\h\h\h\h\hin Kelowna, B.C...

I barely slept last night.

The anticipation is killing me.

Wait till you see this thing.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Narrator]
...Mike has brought Rob

the finished Diamond T...

Let’s go!

Okay. It has been transformed.

[Narrator] ...just ahead

\h\h\hof his company’s
upcoming anniversary.

[Mike] You ready for this?

Holy shit!

You’ve gotta be kidding me.

[Mike] Look at that thing.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMy God...
I’m going to start crying.

Guys!

Absolutely brilliant.

I love the patina,

I love the colour of the truck.

I love the stance.

Oh, my God.

Spectacular.

I’m actually speechless.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWow.

[Rob] I had a vision in my head
\h\h\h\h\h\hfrom the beginning

\h\hof what the truck
looked like finished,

and they got the vision,

dug into my head

and saw exactly what I wanted.

-Look at those curves.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Blair!

\h\h\h\h\h-Hey, man.
-Thank you, brother.

You had a great vision.
\h\h\hIt was worth it.

\h\h\h-Oh, my God.
-That’s Beautiful.

[Mike] I mean, we roughed it in,

but we had to leave it
\hto the artists at PMC

to bring your vision
\h\hto fruition, Rob.

It’s awesome, man.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Mike]
Just remember how you feel

when you get the bill, now, Rob.

Bill, schmill.

\h\h\h\hI can’t believe
it came out this good.

It’s one cool piece, man,

and a one’er.

[Mike] Out of all the builds
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwe’ve done

over the last five years,

the Diamond T ranks up there
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwith the top.

The truck looks amazing.

\h\h\h\h\h\hThe grille,
the old hood ornament,

the widened fenders,

that big four-inch exhaust,

the synergy on this build
\h\his out of this world.

[Rob] That is a big, big tire
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hback there.

\h\h\h\h\h\h[Mike] I wonder
who picked that. [laughing]

And those copper tubings.

-Killer.
\h-Yeah.

\h\h\h\hRob’s company
being Western Gasco,

they thought it was crucial

to have an element
\hof what he does,

so we did it in the back

with the welding gas tanks...

\h\h\h\h\hBeautiful.
Absolutely beautiful.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Patrick]
To see his face light up,

and the emotion in his eyes,

it means everything to us.

That’s why we do what we do.

Connor rebuilt half of these
\h\h\h\hchrome bars for you.

-Did he?
\h-Yeah.

Love it.

Who painted it?

Well, me and Cassidy
\h\h\h\h\hpainted it,

but Patrick unpainted it.

[laughing]

Body work, mud work,

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hsanding over
every square inch of the truck.

Then eight coats of paint,

\h\hand then Patrick
put another 200 hours

taking the paint off

to have that magic finish.

You got any fingerprints left?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[laughing]

I mean, the thing looks
\h\h\h\h\h80 years old,

and it looks brand-new.

[Rob] 80 years with a touch
\h\h\hof modern, I love it.

Take a look at the interior.

\h\h\h\h[Patrick] Yeah,
the interior is killer.

You got the gauges in here.

[Rob] That is absolutely
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hbeautiful.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Patrick]
All your Diamond stitching.

\h\h\h\h[Rob] Diamond stitching
for the Diamond T, how fitting.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-[laughing]
-You guys thought of everything.

\hThis Diamond T
has got the style

of an old vehicle...

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Rob]
The sound system, amazing.

\h\h\h\h\h[Patrick] Maple Tech,
they really delivered on this.

[Avery] But you know what,

it’s got the ability
\hand the technology

of a nowadays vehicle.

Can we throw it up in the air?

Absolutely.

[Avery] It’s kickass.

[Rob] Oh, look how quick
\h\h\h\h\h\hthat went up.

[laughing]

[Rob] The air system,
\habsolutely amazing.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI loved it
when the truck was up high.

[Mike] Let’s see what happens

when you drop this thing
\h\h\h\h\hinto the weeds.

\h[Rob] And when Patrick
dropped the truck down...

Holy shit.

...it looks absolutely killer.

Oh, I love that sound.

Wow.

[Rob] Damn good job.
\h\h\h\h\hBeautiful.

Absolutely killed it.

It was a long, hard struggle
\h\h\h\h\hto the finish line,

but I’d say between us and PMC,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwe got the gold.

The finished product
\h\h\htells the tale.

I’m still in awe.

We knocked this one
\hout of the park.

\hThank you, guys.
Patrick? Killed it.

\h-Awesome.
-Thank you.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDon’t thank me,
but you can sure thank Blair.

\h-It was a pleasure.
-Thank you, brother.

\h\h\h\h\h\h-Right on, man.
-Avery, thank you, brother.

I did nothing, but thank you.

[laughing]

[♪]

[announcer soundchecking]
\h\h\h\h\hCheck one, two.

Mic check, test one, two.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSound check.

All right, neighbours,

get ready at 10:00,

you’re gonna hear this

\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfor about
five or six hours, guys.

Check one, two.

[Narrator] The next morning...

[Avery] Park that green leaker

over on the far side,
\h\h\hbut be careful.

Make sure somebody’s there
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto guide you

so you don’t run nobody over.
\h\h\h\h\h\h-[Shafin] Got it.

\h\h\h\h\h[Narrator] ...the day
of Avery’s auction has arrived.

[Todd] Avery!

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Avery]
Hey, how you doing, man?

Getting set up, ready to go.

-Big day.
-Yeah...

\h\h\h[Todd] Today,
big day for Avery,

his first auction
\hhe’s ever had.

I know he’s nervous.

\h\hWe’ll roll through it
and see how the bids go,

try to get as much money
\h\h\h\h\h\has we can...

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Yeah.
-...but at the end of the day,

I can only do what I can do.

Ultimately, everything sells
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfor no reserve.

We’re gonna find out.

Time will tell.

-Time will tell.
\h\h\h-Let’s go.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Avery]
It’s auction morning.

People are starting to show up.

Am I nervous?

[strained laughter]

Hell, yeah.

[Announcer] Good morning,
\h\hladies and gentlemen,

good to see y’all here.

It is a 10:00 start,

\h\h\h\h\h\hso if you do not
have yourselves a bid pass,

\hright in the front
of the truck there,

\h\h\h\h\h\hyou’ll see
the tables are set up.

[Mike] Do you remember
what my bid number was?

I lost my card.

\h\h\h[Mike] Today,
we’re helping Avery

\hget rid of a 25-year
collection of garbage.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHopefully
it’s expensive garbage,

and he makes his money back.

\h\hHe’s not looking
too happy right now.

\h\h\h\h\hWe have 320
live Internet bidders

waiting for the 10:00 start.

\h\h-How you doing, pal?
-Not bad, how about you?

Good to see you, my man.

A lot of Avery’s
friends are here,

and they’re just like Avery,

they go to an auction,
\h\h\hthey want a deal.

Oh, Avery, buddy.

You just like this,
\h\h\h\h\hdon’t ya?

[cackling]

Hey, guys,

I think you’re gonna lose
\ha little weight today.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-[laughing]
-I’m here to help, buddy.

There’s a couple things
I wanna steal from ya.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Donny]
At the end of the day,

you’re relieving yourself
\h\h\hof a big headache.

\h\hWhat, am I losing all of
your guys’ telephone numbers?

[laughing]

\h\h\h\h\h[announcer]
Ladies and gentlemen,

\hwe’re 30 seconds,
maybe a minute away.

\hHey, hey, they’re starting
to call stuff, let’s go look.

\hOkay, get them maws
out of your pockets.

\h\hI don’t wanna miss
any of these bad deals.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[announcer]
Hey, everybody out there,

it’s EG Auctions dot com.

We’re live at the Avery Shoaf
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hno-reserve sale.

He’s got military items,

he’s got lawn mowers,

he’s got trucks.

Pre-bidding is now open.

[Todd] I don’t know
what’s gonna happen

\hwith Avery’s stuff,
to be honest with ya.

We are not miracle-workers.

\h\hIt’s unique items.
We’ll see how it goes.

[announcer] All right,
ladies and gentlemen,

it is time.

First items, here we go.

We got a ’92 Freightliner...

[rapid-fire auction calling]

Yep!

Yeah!

[Todd] ...but I can
\h\htell you this,

we’re gonna work our asses off.

Yeah!

[rapid auction calling]

[laughing]

[announcer] 60, and 70!

He wants it, hey?

Yeah, he wants it bad.

Last call... sold!

7,500 it is.

[laughing]

Did that guy get it?
\h\h\h\hYeah, he did.

Hey, we were fighting over it!

\h\hHey, my first three cars
went for less than 100 total.

[laughing]

\h\h\hBidding started, things
are going for a great price.

The red number,
\h\hby the way,

\h\his what it’s
selling for, eh?

\h\h\h\h- Yeah!
- Sold, 2,400!

\h\h\h\h\hI paid a hundred
for that when I bought it.

\h\h\h\hYou know what,
I could be a happy man.

\h\h\h\h\h\hHo, ho, ho, we got
the Warlock right here, boys,

Dodge Warlock Power Wagon,

putting down 10,000...

[rapid auction calling]

What did you get that for?

A thousand dollars.

[laughing]

\h\h\h\h\hAll of my worries
may have been for nothing.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSold! 9,750,
going to Medicine Hat, Alberta.

You’re winning today,
\h\h\h\h\hthere, Ave.

It’s not over yet.

\h\h\h\h\h[announcer]
Here’s lot number 201,

tires, 9-by-20s.

[rapid-fire auction calling]

[rapid calling, price dropping]

Nobody wants ’em.

\h\h[rapid-fire calling]
...buy ’em for cheap...

Sold, $25.

All right, 6545...

Your stuff going, or what?

Well, I got 25 dollars
\h\h\h\hfor six tires.

\h\h\h\h\h\hHere’s 206,
your 1992 Dodge Ram 250.

Here we go, now you’re getting
\h\h\hinto the good stuff, Ave.

\h\h\h\h\h\hAll right...
[rapid auction calling]

[announcer] ...sold, 1,600!

\hThat’s just about
what I paid for it.

[Avery] I’m watching this stuff
\h\h\h\h\hgo through the sale.

\h\h\h\h\h\hI’m watching
the hammer fall on it...

[announcer] Sold, 150!

\h\h\h\h-[mock sobbing]
-I’m worried about it.

\h[announcer]
M3 Half-Track,

\h\hsold, 450!
- [Mike] Ouch.

What did you have into it?
\h\h\h\h\h-More than that.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Avery]
It’s all turned around.

\hStuff’s starting
to go for nothing.

Here’s 230 lot number...
\h\h\h\h\hDodge 1500...

\h\hI paid $400
for that truck.

[rapid auction calling]

Sold, $100!

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-[laughing]
-That was a good investment

on my part.

[Avery] It’s turning into
\ha goll-damn nightmare.

...sold, 150. Sold, 150.

Holy [bleep] [bleep]!

\h\h\h\h\hI should have
not have sold anything.

I should have stayed in bed.

[announcer] Lot number 290.

\h\h\h\h\hRound two, $200...
[rapid-fire auction calling]

[rapid auction calling]

[P.A. system shuts off]
\h\h\h--five minimum--

\h\h\h-Uh-oh.
-Lost power.

\h\h\h\h\h[announcer]
Check, check, check.

Avery?

Hang on a minute.

Bear with us, guys,
we just lost power.

[bleep] me.

-Avery!
\h-Yes!

Did you pay the power bill?

[sighs] [bleep]!

[Narrator] After a sudden
\h\h\h\helectrical outage,

\h\hAvery’s auction
is at a standstill.

\h[Avery] This auction,
it’s a downward spiral.

[bleep] sake.

Check, check, check?

[Avery] Now the power went out.

It has everything on hold.

I need to go in the house

to see if it blew the breaker.

I think they overloaded
\h\h\h\h\hthe circuit.

What the hell?

If that doesn’t work,

we may have a problem here.

Ha ha! Finally!

[Todd] Do we have power?

[Avery] Hey!

Yeah, we’re good, we’re good.

Holy [bleep].

Power’s back on. Hopefully
\h\hit’s the last hiccup...

\h\h\h\h\h\h-[Mike laughs]
-...but it’s not over yet.

[announcer] Lot number 208
\h\h\h\h\hT-90 forklift...

Oh, the forklift!

\h\hWhat do you gotta
get out of that, Ave?

3,000 bid, 3,100.

I made a grand on it so far.

\h[Mike] Okay, well,
there you go. Smile!

\h\h\h[Mike] I know
Avery’s gonna lose

on some big-ticket items,

but he’s gotta look
at the big picture.

\h-34, 35...
-Go get ’em.

Hurry up, bid on it!
\h\hI need the money!

Sold, 3,600!

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAs long as
the aggregate number is good,

\h\h\hyou can’t sweat
the individual item.

Your wallet is up to
\h\halmost 10 grand.

That makes me happy.

Oh, yeah.

I was worried about that.

Sold, 9,900!

[chuckling]

[rapid auction calling]

Yup!

[rapid auction calling]

\hSold! 7,250,
Ontario bound.

[rapid auction calling]

Sold, 8,250!

-Perfect.
\h-Right?

I paid [bleep] $250 for it.

[Narrator] With the auction
\h\h\hback in full swing...

[Shafin] You made it.

[Helen] I made it.

Nice.

\h\h\h\h\hLet’s go,
I got you a chair.

Oh, good.

[Narrator] ...Avery’s
\h\h\h\hmother, Helen,

arrives to join the excitement.

[Helen] Should I get a number

in case I wanna buy something?

[Shafin] Nah, you’ll be fine.
\h\h\h\h\hI got one already.

\h\h\hYou know what,
my passion of junk...

There you go.

...I inherited it
\hfrom my mother.

Here’s lot number 249.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSnowcat.

Oh, here we go.

Pretty fair opening bid,

23-two-and-a-half.

\h\h\h\h\h\h-Ooh!
-Oh, my goodness!

[Avery] I learned quite a bit
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfrom my mother.

[rapid-fire auction calling]

[bleep] it’s going up.

29,900...
30,0000...

\h\h\h\h\h\h[Avery] I learned
how to be a business person.

I learned how to be shrewd.

Sold! $30,000.
Sold, 30,000.

\h\h-Yay!
-Perfect.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Good man!
-[Avery cackling] I love it.

[Avery] You know what,

\h\h\h\h\h\hI’m just putting
some of her lessons into play

that she taught me.

[rapid-fire auction calling]

-You see what’s coming up?
\h\h\h\h\h-[laughing] Yeah.

Isn’t that your mom’s generator?

You’re selling it, eh?

\hYou know what, she sold
a motorhome I had there.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hShe sold
a piece of my equipment,

\h\h\h\h\hand she sold
a bunch of scrap iron.

\h[Avery] She sold
some stuff of mine,

so I put some of her stuff
\h\h\h\hin the auction sale

to get back at her.

\h\h\h\h-Time to get even.
-Poetic justice is a bitch.

What do we got here?

258, we have an enclosed

eight -kilowatt
\h\hlight plant,

okay, guys?

[rapid-fire auction calling]

Your son said to sell it!

-Avery...
\h-What?

Talk to your mom.
\h-I have $300...

-That’s my generator!
\h\h\h\h\h-[laughing]

\h\h\h\h...now four,
Internet now four...

Okay! More!

-Are you bidding, Miss?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Yes!

[laughing]

It sounds like a bad thing...

I paid 3,000 for it!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTo him!

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-[laughing]
-Well, you overpaid, obviously.

-[Avery] ...but you know what?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-$1,000!

\h\h\h- 1,000! 1,500!
[Avery] ...my mother

\h\h\h\h\hmakes everybody else
look like a bunch of boy scouts

\h\h\h\h\h\hwhen it comes
to wheelin’ and dealin’.

-You wanna be 21, ma’am?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Yeah!

She is as harsh and abrasive

as a piece of 80-grit sandpaper.

-Do you wanna bid 25, ma’am?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Yeah!

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h26, 7,
do you wanna be 8, ma’am?

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOh, she threw
the chicken down, she’s done.

Sold it! It’s yours now!

$2,700. You betcha.

Take it off his bill!

"Take it off his bill,"
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hshe said.

[laughing]

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-[laughter]
-[Avery] As bad as it sounds,

\h\h\h\h\hI quite enjoyed
watched her come unglued!

Mom, are you okay?

I’ll kill him later!

[laughing]

[rapid-fire auction calling
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hcontinues]

Relax.

Relax, enjoy life.

It’ll be all right.

But you know what,
\hfamily’s family.

[rapid auction calling]

\h\hWe need things
that are saleable.

[laughing]

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Avery]
You can pick your friends,

but you can’t pick your family.

Now, we got a Chevrolet C70.

It’s a 1985 motor.

It has less than
\h\h300 hours...

\h[Avery] That truck
is very, very unique.

Maybe a hundred of those trucks
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hever made.

It’s probably the only piece
\hthat I actually will miss.

[auctioneer] And here it is...

[rapid auction calling]

Yup!

I heard 700!

[auction calling]

Hey! Hey!

Yup!

\h\h\h\h\hOh, it’s Mike
that’s bidding, not me.

[Donny] Oh, is it?

[Mike] That deck truck,

it’s got a 453

\h\h\h\h\h\h\hsuper-charged,
four-cylinder diesel engine.

Super rare.

16, 16, 17...

[Mike] It was a custom build.

\h\h\h\h\hThe thing has
a two-page option list.

18, 18, 19, 19, now 21.

It’s just a cool piece.

[Avery] Hey, Mike, I see you
\h\hbidding behind that tree!

Both Mike and Donny

\h\h\h\h\h\hare bidding
on my old crane truck.

It’s frightening.
\h\h-42, 42, 42..

\h\h\h\h\hI’m hoping to get
10 grand out of this thing,

but if Donny is bidding on it,

you know the price is nowhere
\h\h\h\h\hwhere it should be.

\hHe’s only interested
in cheap, cheap, cheap.

47, 48, 49....

-You gonna get it, Donny?
\h\h-No, I don’t want it.

-Not at that price.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-No.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNow 54!
[rapid auction calling]

55... Sold!

\h\h\h5,400.
-Thank you.

[Mike] That deck truck,

\h\h\h\h\hit’s probably
one of the only things

\h\h\hthat Avery regrets
putting in the auction...

Thanks, Ave!

[Mike] ...and I’m gonna take it
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto my place,

so every time he shows up,

I can fire it up and say,

"[bleep], this thing
\hruns good, Avery!"

That’s a nice truck
\hyou bought, Mike.

[Mike] No shit!

\h\h\h\h\h-Yeah,
-[Mike cackling]

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMr. Hooplehead
is over in the corner smiling.

I’m gonna have to live with this
for the rest of my life.

Here’s lot number 280,

your Sunliner,

used for wine tours...

[Donny] Well, there, sunshine?

[Avery] Sit down, Donny.

What do you think?

Mike got a giveaway, my truck.

\h\h\h\h\h\hThat’s probably
the deal of the day there.

\hI don’t know, you’ve been
to a hundred sales, Donny.

At the end of the day,

some stuff you might look at it,

and you got a little less
\h\h\h\hthan you wanted,

\hbut other stuff
you got way more,

so it evens out.

\h\h\h\h\hHey, guys,
how’s it going, Ave?

\h\h\h\h\hDonny, I learned
everything I know from you.

He did pretty good.

\h\hI know he did.
I did really good.

\h\h\h\h\h\h-[laughing]
-[Avery] Our close-knit

wheeling and dealing family
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hall together,

\h\h\h\h\hbuying my stuff
like a bunch of vultures,

\h\hbut you know what,
at the end of the day,

what are friends for?

Okay, boys, I’m outta here.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGood luck
with the rest of the auction.

Thanks for coming, man.

Anytime.

\h\h\h\h\h[announcer]
Lot number 440, guys,

we’re in the home stretch now,

\h\hwe’re gonna keep
rocking and rolling.

\h[Avery] You know what,
when the shark bows out,

it could be a good thing.

\h\h\h\hWe have three
Cummins engine cores.

[rapid-fire auction calling]

-Yup!
-Yup!

Sold! 1,100, 6,519.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Avery]
Things are starting to go

for not too bad of a price.

Sold to the Internet, 4,400.

Sold, 1,600!

Things have turned around.

Sold, 2,750.

Sold, 5,750.

Sold, 8,500.

Sold, 6,500.

There may be hope yet.

Ladies and gentlemen,
\h\h\hboys and girls,

on behalf of EG Auctions,
\h\ha great big thank you.

Now, you must pay the bill
today, please and kindly,

\h\hand talk to Avery
to remove your items.

\h\h\h\hWho knows, maybe
we’ll be back next year.

We’ll talk to ya then.
\h\h\h\hThanks, guys.

[♪]

\h\h\h\h\h\hHere, Ave,
do you wanna fire it up

for the last time?
-No, jump in there.

[Avery] The auction is over.

\h-[starts engine]
-Oh, hoo, hoo, hoo!

[Avery] It’s all sold.

It’s alive! It’s alive!

Am I happy? Am I sad?

[Mike] Russell!

Why don’t you hook that
\h\h\hunder your chin?

[Avery] I don’t know.

[Mike] Drop him on his head.

[Russell] Whoa!

\hUh, that’s enough,
I gotta let go here.

Avery... come on, please.

[Mike] Avery, drop him.

[Russell] Avery...

Avery!

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Avery]
But one thing I do know...

\h\h\h\h\h[Mike] You deserve
to get dropped on your head!

[Avery] Okay, Mike.

...it ain’t my problem anymore.

Jeremiah, you’re driving.

\h\h\h\h[Mike] I think
Avery did really well.

\hI don’t think he’s got
anything to whine about,

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hnot even
his favourite piece here,

that deck truck...

-[engine crunching]
\h\h\h-[Avery] Hey!

[Mike] I mean, we drive it
\h\h\h\h\hout of the yard,

barely made it ten feet.

[Avery] The U-Joint blew up.

[Mike] Oh, good one, Ave.

[Avery] Good thing I seen that,

or it would’ve cost you
a whole bunch of money.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Mike] Hey!
It’s still under warranty.

[Avery laughing] Yeah.

[Avery] I don’t feel bad
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwhatsoever.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIt kinda
puts a smile on my face.

Okay, Jeremiah,

if something happens,
\h\h\hdon’t phone me.

[laughing]

[Avery] So how was the day?

\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYou know what,
I’m just exhausted right now.

Listen to that baby purr.

[Avery] I got hosed really bad
\h\h\h\h\hon a couple pieces...

[laughing]

\h\hDid really well
on a couple pieces,

\h\h\hso I’m quite anxious
to find out my final total.

[Mike] Let’s go see
\h\hwhat Todd says.

\h\hTodd, you got
the magic number?

[Avery] It better be good.

\hWell, it’s the moment
of truth, I guess, eh?

The moment of truth.

[Narrator] With Avery’s
\h\hauction finished...

[Mike] I think that went
\hpretty good, don’t you?

[Todd] That was a long day,

but I think we went
pretty well, yeah.

[Narrator] ...there’s only
\h\h\h\hone unknown left.

We had a nice crowd here,

and online was pretty strong,

so total sales for the day,

$217,776 and 40 cents.

[laughing]

I mean, I hope you’re happy
\hwith us, they worked hard

\h\h\h\hSmile, Ave.
Like, it looks like

you just lost your best friend.

You know, it is what it is.

[Avery] I got my final total.

Am I happy about it?

It’s a double-edged sword.

\h\hThere’s a couple things
that I made good money on,

and there’s a couple of things
\hthat I’ve lost big money on.

It’ll probably take me a while

to get over a few of them.

It’s not gonna go away
\h\h\h\h\h\hovernight.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIf somebody
came to your yard a week ago,

and said "I’ll pay you 200 grand
to move everything,"

What would you have done?

\h\h\hOh, I’d have
definitely sold it.

-Yeah, exactly.
-There you go.

So I hope you’re happy.

\h\h\hIf it’s 200,000 bucks
for this yard full of junk,

I think he’s doing great.

He should be really happy.

\h\hI’m too tired to be
too ecstatic about it.

I am happy.

When I wake up tomorrow,
I’ll probably be smiling.

I’ll probably be smiling
\h\h\h\h\hin half an hour

after I eat something.
\h\h\h\h-That’s right.

\h\h\hJust thank the man
for doing an amazing job.

\h\h\h\h\h\h-Thanks, man.
-He’s had a long day too.

It was a lot of fun for us.

[Avery] End of the day
\h\h\hwhen I come back,

and there’s nothing back here,

my neighbour over here
\h\h\h\h\hwill love me,

\h\h\hthe other neighbour
over there will love me,

the other neighbour
\h\hacross the way

will still hate me.
\h\h\h\h-[laughing]

You always got
\hone of those.

-Okay, thanks, Todd.
\h\h\h-Thanks, guys.

-Hey, man, take care.
\h\h-See ya next one.

[laughing]

[sighing heavily]

[bleep] I’m glad that’s over.

\h-[Mike] Ave.
-[Avery] What?

\hYou did way better
than what I thought.

\h\h\h\h\h\hSome of your junk
actually went for good money.

\h\hSome of your junk
you got [bleep] over,

\h\hbut welcome to
the auction world.

Well, thanks.
Thanks, Mike.

\h-I know.
-[laughing]

In three weeks,

\h\h\hyou’ll be able
to walk through here

and admire your property.

You haven’t seen it

since you bought the place.

Just think, you are free

from all those encumbrances

that were tying you down.

There’s a part of me

that’s glad that it’s all gone.

Ave, you’ll wake up
\htomorrow morning

and realize

none of this shit

is your responsibility anymore.

[Avery] Mike, he may be right.

You look around and realize

that you no longer
\h\hown this junk.

Somebody else has your stuff,

but you know what?

Hey, you got their money.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[cackling]

Ave... don’t fill it back up.

Same with you.

\h\h\h\h\h\hSame with you,
I will never have more junk

than fits in my yard.

-[laughing]
\h\h-Yeah.

[♪]

[Mike] Let’s go, Linc,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hcome on.

[Lincoln barking]

\h\h\h\hYeah, yeah,
we’re going, buddy.

[Narrator] Three weeks later,

winter has arrived early
\h\h\hin Rust Valley...

[Mike] We’re going.

\h\h\h\hJust don’t know
when we’re coming back.

[Narrator] ...and Mike

\h\his shutting down
his restoration shop

for the season.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Mike]
I’m just taking a breather.

We’ve done the last couple
\h\h\h\h\hclient builds...

Come on.

\h\h[Mike] I’m not taking on
any more right at the moment.

I need a break.

Let’s go.

[horn honking]

Well, look who’s here.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Narrator]
With both their auctions

now behind them...

\h\h\hWell? You’re all
cleaned up over there,

are you?
\h-Yeah.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Narrator]
...Avery’s come to check out

the once-overflowing
\h\hchurch property.

[Mike] She’s clean.

Stopped by Mike’s today
\hto see if he managed

to clean his mess up.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI got mine
just about all cleaned up.

You know what?

I can’t believe you did it
\h\h\hwith the church yard.

\h[Mike] I don’t even think
the church can believe it.

Remember what this looked like
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\ha month ago?

\h\h\h\h\hYou know what,
there’s good news for ya.

You won’t be going to hell,
\h\h\h\h\h\hI don’t think.

Uh, I think it’s gonna take
\h\h\h\h\h\hmore than that.

[laughing]

[Mike] All that’s left is this.

The Dodge Mahal here.

Somebody paid 7, 800 bucks,

and they came and took one look
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand left it.

Take a whiff.

[Avery] The hell...?

[Mike] Packrat shit.

\h\h\hTook one look, and said,
"We’re not hauling this back."

But you know what I’m thinking?

[Avery] What are you doing?

[Mike] Souvenir, Ave.

\h\h\hMake sure you save
the screws, eh? ’Cause--

[together] They’re original.

[laughing]

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Avery]
Buying and selling junk,

it’s part of our life.
\h\h\hIt’s who we are.

[Mike] I mean, Ave...

I mean, what have we done?

Selling all of our stuff,

it’s like getting a limb
\h\h\h\hamputated off ya.

I know, the money’s just
nowhere near as much fun.

\h\h\h\h\hI just sold
another hundred cars,

I’ve just got a check
\h\h\hfor 300 grand.

The temptation is to go out
\h\h\h\hand buy more junk.

What are we gonna do,
\htake up floristry?

\h\hNo, but you know what,
this guy just reached out,

and says he’s got
900 antique cars

in a field in Northern Alberta.

[chuckling] Yeah.

900...

\h\h\h\hand he’s getting old
and wants to get rid of ’em.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI think maybe,
maybe we should just go look.

[Avery] You know what?

It just about brings
\h\ha tear to my eye,

but you know what?
\h\h\h\h-[laughing]

I was kind of feeling
\h\h\h\ha bit lonely.

\h\h\h\h\h-[laughing]
-You know what, Mike?

We got nothing else to do.

No, I got nothing.

\h\hI haven’t been anywhere
in a while. How about you?

Linc, do you wanna go
\h\h\hon a road trip?

\h[Avery] Yeah, hound,
you wanna go somewhere?

Come on, let’s go.

\h\h\h\h\h\hWe’re going
on a road trip, buddy.

Go for a little drive.

Just to look.

Come on Linc, get in the truck!

Get up there, go on.

Who knows what we’re gonna see.

Okay, good boy.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[Mike]
The future remains unseen.

You know, Ave, one thing

about going to look at cars
\h\h\h\h\h\hin the winter,

they’re usually cheaper.

[laughing]

[sighing]

[♪]