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'Hi, guys!'

Thanks for Tunning in

'This is my London's Travel Video.'

'I'm Rehat Grewal.'

Dancing

'If you don't know what a travel video is, let me explain.'

'Simply put, you shoot your travel..'

'..and share your story.'

'People watch it, share it and comment how they liked your story.'

It is said that true lovers meet each other

'no matter how unfamiliar they are.'

'the story i am going to share with you today.'

'I was destined to get this story as well.'

'this story that is closest to my heart.'

'which I consider the best..'

'I am not at any famous site or place in London.'

'..rather than a quiet cafe an afternoon found on the internet.'

Wow!

Looks great, right?

Listen, I'll get going.

Thanks for shooting with me.

You aren't a bad photographer.

You are quite talented as well, Rehat.

One day you'll make it as big as Natasha Waraich.

Who is she?

Who?

The one you just mentioned.

- Natasha Waraich? - Hmm. Who is she?

Who is Natasha Waraich?

Who is she?

Natasha Waraich!

Who do you think you are?

Who is Natasha Waraich?

Who is Rehat Grewal?

Rehat Grewal, keep your attitude in check.

Natasha.. Waraich.

Who the hell are you.. Natasha Waraich.

2.5 million instagram followers.

1 million snapchat followers.

2 million facebook fans.

I am Natasha Waraich.

I stay in Italy whereas my parents stay in India.

People across the world follow me round-the-clock on the internet.

What do I like to eat, how do I like my coffee, the makeup brands I use.

People learn how to live from me.

Many of you still use social media..

..only to share good morning and troll messages.

That's why your university had invited me..

..to talk about the importance of social media.

So, listen to me very carefully.

You aren't one of the villagers who have come here to chill.

You are sophisticated and cultured MBA students who..

Excuse me?

I'm talking to you.

Hey, you!

Can you please take your seat?

Wassup!

So, like I was saying..

Give way, bro.

Watch out for my leg.

Are you serious?

We get good sunlight that side.

Watch out, girl.

The weather here in England is terrible.

Would you believe it..

..it's so hard to get somebody mark your attendance on these sunny days.

They spent their day basking under the sun.

Did you just call me sir?

I look like a 'Sir' to you?

Madam? Madam, sir?

Madam!

I'm sorry, madam.

The fear of male teachers is so deeply engraved..

..that sir just comes out instinctively.

We rarely had female teachers.

Are you done?

May I proceed with the class?

Go ahead.

Where was I?

Natasha, you were telling us..

- ..that we are all cultured students. - Which period is this?

Social media isn't just about cat and dog filters.

Social media is your own brand.

Like Natasha Waraich is a brand.

Natasha Waraich..

Is it a brand meant for men or women?

Sometimes labels can be deceptive.

Natasha Waraich..

That is me, the one the whole world knows about.

The one who is followed by everyone across the world.

Then you would be knowing..

..about the wave of hatred against Punjabi singers online.

Madam sir, I am sure you are aware about it.

Do the keepers of culture make any kind of money on this?

Or do they just blow away valuable internet data.

What's your name?

I'm talking to you.

You! Yeah you.

What happened?

Did I ask the wrong question?

What is your name?

Laddi.

Laddi Preet Singh, I'm guessing?

No, my name is Kulwant Singh.

Of course.

Dadhera village.

Near toll plaza.

Laddi is a nickname given to me by my father.

He loved me a lot.

Kulwant Singh, can I ask you a question?

If you can do without it, then let it be.

Ask him.

Are you really such a duffer or is this just a drama?

Duffer means?

An idiot?

No, I'm just a little weak in studies.

But I'm not an idiot.

No book states that every student in the class needs to be smart.

Different flowers often make a beautiful bouquet.

Kulwant Singh, duffers who worry about mobile data..

..can argue over mobile recharges but not over Natasha Waraich.

Can I say something?

Don't you think too much of yourself?

Shut up, Kulwant Singh.

And sit down!

Let me make myself very clear.

I am a social media star.

I am a phenomena.

I am a fire which has spread across the world.

People say that I'm a youth icon.

They are wrong.

I'm an inspiration not only for the youth but for the whole world.

Wonderful!

Even an enemy doesn't have as much as an ego you have!

Insane. Complete insane.

Get out of my class, Kulwant Singh!

Get out!

You don't know who I am!

I'll destroy you!

I'll ban you on social media.

- You'll get so many hate messages.. - Oh no!

..that you'll understand who you are messing with..

This was so engaging that I almost forgot about my cookery classes.

I feel blessed to have met you.

My life has been made.

Watch out, girl.

What do you mean by your cookery class?

You aren't a MBA student?

God forbid!

What good will accountancy be to us villagers? Watch out, bro.

Then what are you doing in a MBA class?

Well..

I heard that there is a special lecture going on in here.

I came here for the tea and snacks.

Can I say something?

You are quite engaging.

But for the sake of these kids, bring your swag down a notch.

These Luna drivers might start following you and bankrupt their families.

If you have time to spare, do visit the cookery section.

It will be great! See you! Stay blessed!

Natasha, you were saying that Natasha Waraich is a fire?

Shut up!

Bloody bratty rustic Jatts!

"We have a different taste."

"We live like a king."

"We befriend the good."

"We don't mingle with bad."

"We always gather a crowd."

"We're hot-bloodied and crazy."

"We cause havoc in foreign land as well."

"We're bratty rustic Jatts!"

"We're bratty rustic Jatts!"

"We're bratty rustic Jatts!"

"We're bratty rustic Jatts!"

"We're bratty rustic Jatts!"

"We're bratty rustic Jatts!"

"We like to eat well, dress well."

"We work 20 hours a day to make a living."

"We always get to do brave things."

"A look is enough to scare the residents."

"We work hard and party harder."

"We tattoo tigers on our biceps and have burly thighs."

"We cause havoc in foreign land as well."

"We're bratty rustic Jatts!"

"We're bratty rustic Jatts!"

"We're bratty rustic Jatts!"

"We're bratty rustic Jatts!"

"When it comes to swag, no one knows it better than us."

"You cannot even spell some of the brands that we wear."

"Chicks dig us, but we don't care much."

"We drive Range rovers."

"We twist our moustache and set our turbans."

"The noise of your city makes us step back."

"We're bratty rustic Jatts!"

"We're bratty rustic Jatts!"

"We're bratty rustic Jatts!"

"We're bratty rustic Jatts!"

"Our trucks are longer than your city's market."

"We're bratty rustic Jatts!"

"We're bratty rustic Jatts!"

"We're bratty rustic Jatts!"

"We're bratty rustic Jatts!"

Fateh!

My photographer bailed out.

I don't know, his brother is on a ventilator..

Some stupid shit.

I hate London, I hate the rain!

Listen, I'll call you back.

Hey guys, I'm in London!

I know I haven't posted anything since the past six hours.

I'm so sorry guys.

Also, as promised..

I'm so excited!

I've started working on my travel video.

And I can't wait to share it with you guys!

Fateh!

I'm dying!

I don't know, I want the best photographer of London!

Call anyone you want.

You know what, it's Kulwant Singh.

Kulwant Singh is the worst, third-rate boy in the world.

What kind of photographs do you want?

Please tell me in detail.

Hello.

You're a Punjabi?

I don't see it happening.

Travel video? You should try music videos.

Oh, my God!

This is a huge honour for me.

Hair's not straight.

You're skin's a bit dark.

Photoshop's extra, darling.

Hello, Jassi!

Wide or tight?

Oh sorry.

I want to capture emotions.

I follow you on instagram, facebook, twitter..

- You are my star. - No, no, no.

I no longer click pictures.

Nowadays, I drive Uber.

Give us a smile, love.

Idiot!

Did I just watch you slap somebody?

Excuse me, what's this?

- Your bill. - Do you know who I am?

No.

People pay me to visit their restaurants and cafes.

Madam, your tricks won't work on me.

I'm a daily wager.

You better go there and pay your bill..

..otherwise come with me and wash the utensils.

How dare you talk to me like that.

One post by me..

..and your cafe's gonna shut down.

- You'd wish that you had.. - No, no..

No please, don't do that.

I have only four pounds to take me to my next job.

A village kid always yields..

..to the mighty english language.

Come here, bro.

Let's settle your bill.

Thank you, bro.

You know the girls these days.

They claim to be up-to-date.

Tell me bro, how's your family doing?

- With God's will. - That's good then.

Here's 100 pounds. It's all yours.

You won't take money from this boor.

Get lost.

Your money is no good here.

We poor have plenty friends.

Without any looks or brains.

Have a pastry.

I know your kind quite well.

You don't.

Oh, really!

Occupy the last bench, trouble the teachers..

..share your disgusting comments on everything..

Zero manners, zero class, zero future.

That's what you are, right?

Exactly.

I feel pity on your kind.

Bad people like you die soon.

You rustic boor!

Excuse me, Natasha?

- What! - Hey, I'm Daniel.

I'm friends with Fateh.

He said you're looking for a photographer for your travel video?

Oh, of course.

- Get the gear, please. - Pick someone else.

What?

Pick someone else.

Wait a minute.

Why should I take your advice?

You should.

Why?

Idiot.

Come on.

Yeah, that's good, that's good. Okay.

Okay.

Okay lean forward for me.

Lean forward, beautiful.

One second. One second, let's try something new.

Let's try that, yeah?

Give me more anger.

Give me more anger.

Yes.

One more second.

Just let me adjust this for you here..

You okay?

Having fun?

You've done this before.

No, this is not right.

Okay, we're just gonna.. we're just gonna go slightly like this.

Pack up!

Pack up your gear and buzz off, buffoon!

You have had your share of fun with the camera.

You're not going to leave?

Leave for your own good. Otherwise..

Kulwant Singh, look at him.

He's an Englishman.

They don't often understand Punjabi.

I'll make sure he learns by the end of this all, including grammar.

What's he saying?

Kulwant Singh, this isn't Punjab. Let's go.

Our flags have flown high over foreign lands.

Do you understand me, knucklehead?

Do you think he got that?

Is this guy for real? Come on!

You think I've lost my charm or is he ignoring me?

Now listen, you..

A little knock would have been enough for you, buddy..

..but because you ignored my charm, you deserved that kick.

Come on, let's go.

Never use bad words.

Kulwant Singh!

Kulwant Singh!

Stop!

Listen to me, Kulwant Singh!

Kulwant Singh!

Can you chill with me for some time if you're free?

I didn't come here on a student visa to chill.

Kulwant Singh!

Don't be so stubborn.

Kulwant..

Laddi!

You should listen sometimes.

Whoa!

It's a bomb?

A camera lens.

They let you carry these on airplanes?

They won't let useven carry a nailcutter.

Enemies!

Keep it back.

What's this funny looking thing?

It's a drone.

It's like a.. a camera for aerial view which..

Oh, my God!

This is a camera? Which flies?

It's a very useful thing?

It's not available back home yet?

- Kindly pay attention! - Kulwant Singh!

Will you please listen to me just for a second?

Kulwant Singh, I've come to London to shoot my travel video.

I'll explain.

I want to get my pictures clicked in London.

I want to shoot a video of me touring London.

I want to see London's culture.

Do they even have a culture?

They are roaming around half-naked here.

I cannot show you young girls enjoying swings to celebrate festivals here.

Kulwant Singh..

You ruined the whole of yesterday for me.

And today.. well, half the day has already passed.

Only for today, I want someone who can shoot me while I tour London.

Okay then, I'll get going now.

Binder hasn't called as yet either.

Take care.

I'm late for my shift.

I'll get 80 pounds for overtime today.

Binder!

Hello, Binder?

You've reached?

I'm right behind you.

Sister-in-law?

God keep her in good health.

I'll give you 150 pounds.

Hold on.

How much were you paying him?

700 pounds.

1, 2, 3, 4.. No..

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

- I'll take 800. - What!

Have you seen your face in the mirror?

'I'll take 800!'

- Do you know who're you dealing with? - Hello, Binder?

I'm almost there.

I'm right behind you.

Tell me, should I get from the grocery shop?

Kulwant Singh? Will you please listen to me?

Hold on.

Five seconds.

Can you please be reasonable?

Use your brains.

He was a professional trained photographer.

Why do you want 100 pounds extra?

For clean intentions.

Yes, Binder? I'm almost there.

I'm right behind you.

- Turn around and look. I'm coming. - Kulwant Singh, I'll break your phone.

Binder, it's his problem nor ours.

I'll give you 900.

But end that conversation of yours right away.

Binder, you've reached?

Take over my shift.

I've to shoot someone.

Shut up, you pervert.

Dirty mind.

Let's stick to 800.

I take only what I deserve.

Kulwant Singh, may I ask something?

- Will you tell me the truth? - Sure.

Don't you sometimes think that you're a little off?

Off, how?

Never mind, get the gear please.

Sure, right away.

Let me be frank here, do let me know how it works.

I am not familiar with its mechanism.

Listen, do you think we could stop by the grocery to pick up some jaggery.

I'll tell you how.

- Go there, I'll click a picture of yours. - No way.

- Listen, just go there. - No, I'll click yours.

Kulwant Singh, can you just please go and stand there?

Thank you.

- No.. no. - Listen, it won't even take a second.

No, I'll click yours.

Kulwant Singh, can you just stand straight, please?

So annoying.

- Moustaches' looking fine? - Yes.

Okay.

Alright, give me another pose please.

Look.

Look, so basically, the background..

Everything is great!

- I'll show you. - No, that's enough.

I might just get you the 'Oscar' in Punjabi films.

I have talented hands.

Go and get ready.

Go on.

Very good.

Yeah! Yeah! Let your hair fly.

Awesome!

Let your eyes look a little angry.

That's it. Hold, hold, hold.

More movement..

Oooo, that Chandigarh swag you're unstoppable.

Oh my God, too sweet!

Too much sweetness would break the camera lens.

Idiot.

Amazing! Awesome! End!

- Endless! - Let me see.

Let the expert handle it.

I should become a professional cameraman.

I spend my days doing shifts.

At the end of the day the whole body goes stiff.

I think I should buy myself a camera.

Hi guys!

So, I've been working on my travel video.

I'm having so much fun here.

Thank you for loving my photos!

I cannot tell you how much fun I'm having in London.

But, bye-bye for now.

Do not forget to like, share and comment.

I'll see you on the internet.

Done?

Mind your own business.

So you are a star?

You are not an actress.

You are not a Punjabi singer.

I have never even seen you in a music video.

I hope you're doing this just to make yourself happy?

Kulwant Singh, if you weren't an idiot you'd know..

..that I am the biggest sensation on the internet.

A much bigger star than your Punjabi singers.

No way!

Stars don't just walk on the streets like this.

Let me tell you about stars.

Once upon a time there was a music concert at our village..

..performed by the mega Superstar 'Gurdas Maan'.

The word had just gotten out to nearby villages equator.

That our quiet little village Dadhera came under attack.

Our entire village was flooded by people who were there..

..just to catch a glimpse of the legend.

And you should see the ever so humble star performing in London.

He makes people of all nationalities dance to his music alike.

He performs with equal vigour whether it be a village in Punjab..

..or be it Perth.

This is how stars are.

Not like this, pick up your phone and blabber whatever the hell you want.

Anyone can do this crazy stuff.

Then do it.

What?

If anyone can do then why don't you too give it a try?

I've been listen to your nonsense since the past two days.

Your output has been zero.

Does this work?

I need to keep this pressed?

Let's ruffle a few more know-alls' feathers.

Let them know how Punjabi's do it their way.

Hello, everyone. This is Kulwant Singh from Ludheer.

Today, I am live from Natasha Waraich's ID.

How're you doing, bro?

Wassup? All good?

Doing well?

Give me a smile then.

A lot of respect for the ladies, and lots of love for the kiddies.

This girl Natasha Waraich is a very a well matured and well cultured girl.

You should do whatever she says.

You should rock her posts with your like share and comments.

Let these know-alls know how do we Desis play their game.

That's all for now, bros!

Keep logging in, keep going to school and college.

Keep yourself and your friends away from drugs.

Until we meet next time.

So?

`How was that, champion?

You can keep doing your craziness stuff.

Now buy me a cup of tea.

And carry the gear.

Hey!

Now I too am a star.

At least click a picture of mine.

Come on, click a picture!

Hey, listen..

Laddi, what are you doing?

I'm someone whose father works on a rented land..

..and not a slave who can tolerate your demands.

I don't know what made me lose mind and decide to skip my shift.

Sister-in-law had made Gajrela (carrot pudding) for me.

I couldn't eat that either.

And all the fun that I was going to have with Binder.

You should give me back the likes and shares I deserve.

You liar!

What nonsense!

You are a compulsive liar!

You always have a frown on your face..

..but as soon as the camera switches on you're all smiles.

Kulwant Singh, don't create a scene here.

I'm not making you work for free, okay?

Today's 500 pound..

I'm better off without such an income.

You crucify the waiter who ask you to pay the bill..

..and you say you don't make people work for free.

Here's your 'technological' [gear].

I'm leaving.

Let them know on the internet that Laddi has signed off.

Hi, uncle. I seek your blessings.

Hello, Kulwant. How are you?

Good. I'm starving.

Can I get a 'rice bucket'?

I've been running around since morning.

Oh, I hope everything's fine.

You're falling short of cash or something?

- No uncle, it's all good. - Good.

Have a seat, I'll get buttermilk for you.

Thank you.

Yes?

Hello there.

What would you like to have, dear?

I've never said sorry to anyone.

That's a big achievement.

Take this orange, your reward.

Laddi, you'll keep saying random things?

- I want.. - Here's your buttermilk, sir.

Sir.

So dramatic you are!

What are you, a kid?

Yes, as if you are very smart.

What problem do you have with me?

That you are just brand.

There's nothing girlish about you.

You spend your day running around from one photo opportunity to another.

Do you like for yourself or for the camera?

This isn't your problem.

Do you know what your problem is?

An idler like you cannot tolerate anyone hard work and success.

Boys like you love to pull others down.

These hands have not gone rough by lifting weights..

..in air-conditioned gyms, Natasha Waraich.

They work 18 hours' shift and carry around a quintal.

But I'll always only been thankful to God..

..and never been ungrateful.

I fought with my parents and came to London.

My father's disappoint lies on my shoulders 24/7.

And I am not a true Punjabi if I don't turn my time around.

Hey..

Want to go to a fair?

Yeah! Which one?

Piccadilly circus or Southbank?

London..

Where?

Southall.

Are you serious?

Your heart will start soaring when you'll see the liveliness of Southall.

Jewellery, sweets, Indian dresses, sandals..

It will be very hard for you to contain your excitement.

I swear on you, it's exactly like 'Nabha'.

"O girl walking down the street.."

"O girl walking down the street.."

"O girl walking down the street.."

"O girl walking down the street.."

"How you make boys go crazy for you."

"How you make them whistle and howl for you."

"It's the way you strike their hearts."

"O girl walking down the street.."

"O girl walking down the street.."

"O girl walking down the street.."

"Those two crystal eyes leave me be dazzled."

"As I lose all control of self.."

"O girl walking down the street.."

"O girl walking down the street.."

"O girl walking down the street.."

"O girl walking down the street.."

"Your nosering shines with mischief.."

"Your nosering shines with mischief.."

"Your nosering shines with mischief.."

"Your nosering shines with mischief.."

"And my moustache sends temperatures soaring.."

"..as the world bows down to it."

"Your nosering shines with mischief.."

"Your nosering shines with mischief.."

"Your nosering shines with mischief.."

"Your nosering shines with mischief.."

"You seem to have come from the city Chandigarh."

"Let me take you around London."

"I can't seem to get enough of you."

"I could give up the world for your smile."

"I will fulfill all your desires. There's nobody to stop me."

"I'll bring the skies to your feet."

"May you always be smiling."

"May you always be smiling."

I'll will my life to you. I fight the Gods for you."

Laddi, let me click a picture of yours.

"May you always be smiling."

"May you always be smiling."

Shall I move the Ferris wheel?

Listen up!

Click a picture of that. Stand here.

Let me teach you how to click good pictures.

"I finished an entire pitcher of alcohol."

"And it still didn't hit me like your gaze does."

"I finished an entire pitcher of alcohol."

Feeding the pigeon, aren't I?

"I finished an entire pitcher of alcohol."

"I finished an entire pitcher of alcohol."

Laddi..

Let's go.

What kind a pose is this?

Just click it. It's a fad.

"If only you would wear a Punjabi suit once in a while."

Oh no! Take this. I'm leaving. Take care.

What happened, Laddi?

- Where are you going, Laddi? - I'm in a hurry? See you around?

What's wrong, Laddi?

It's just seven!

I have to buy vegetables.

I need to pre-soak the lentil.

I like an idiot, kept clicking pictures.

Laddi, will you tell me what's going on?

Oh naïve one, it's my turn to cook tonight.

Your turn? So?

Ask someone else to do it. Someone else will do it.

Someone else will do it?

Oh naïve one, we aren't the gentry living in sector 9 Chandigarh.

We are freshers.

Freshers here have a tighter schedule at home than even the sun here.

Laddi, we had decided to do it the whole day.

- You cannot leave in the middle. - I know who am I working with here.

You are Natasha Waraich.

You'll ban me from the internet which I never use.

You'll uproot me. I'll get hate messages.

You'll ruin my life. Done?

Don't stop me now. I'm already very late.

Laddi! Come back!

Kulwant Singh, come back here!

Laddi! I'm coming with you then.

45 pounds each.

No, my share isn't 45.

I don't eat eggs or meat.

I don't drink alcohol.

I'm a vegetarian.

My share is 27 and I'll pay 27.

The okra you eat alone is worth 4 pounds.

Have we ever eaten it?

Yet we pitch in and pay for it.

Stop it, stop it, stop it!

Laddi is late, I doubt we'd even get okra today.

There he is.

This is so wrong, Laddi.

Onions, garlic and ginger have already been chopped.

You are late again.

Now do you want me to start cooking at the door?

And I'll only make dinner.

It's your turn to wash the utensils today.

Come on!

Why are you late, Laddi?

- Binder came over? - What do I say now?

How about taking up a real job?

You got a job?

The big shot is always busy ironing his shirts.

Why are you getting angry?

At least remove your shoes. He walked straight right in.

"You will miss me."

Come on boys, give me your laundry.

We have been raid!

You.. are from the immigration?

Where are you originally from?

Back off.

Lovepreet Singh.

I'm on the internet.

How many bands, your score?

I send you two messages every day.

"You looks so hot. I dead, Lovepreet."

By the way, I renewed my visa.

Travel video?

Ludheer?

He can use a camera?

He cannot even use a grinder!

You should hang your antique grinder like a chandelier.

You force me to use it.

Tea for you.

Give me that.

He's Dimple.

He's from my village. He can somewhat use a camera.

The freshlook editor moreover.

Will you guys ever manage to feel ashamed?

Atleast for the guest's sake.

Laddi..

What is that?

Who?

Angel?

They will tell you about him.

I'll get back to the kitchen.

He's a great guy.

Angel Priya is an anonymous internet personality..

..who loves to waste innocent boys time and likes to abuse..

..in the comments section of Punjabi songs.

He's a rockstar.

He handles 19 pages and 65 IDs.

Liking, sharing, comments and the works, I'm sure you know.

His business is worldwide famous.

- Overall, he's a mastermind. - Your phone's ringing.

Just check.

How did the likes and followers increase so suddenly?

Stop it, Priya!

Angel-Priya!

Don't mess with my account, okay!

All my views are genuine. Please don't do it.

Laddi!

Did you make her read the comments?

Laddi, tell him not to mess with my account.

- Stop it! - Have some shame, man.

Are you falling short of boys in Punjab that you're troubling a girl here?

Stop giggling, Lucky.

Stand up and make the salad.

He's trying to get cosy with the guest.

Bye!

They are so happy.

Dry land received a drizzle.

They will have a party tonight.

Laddi, how do all of you manage to stay together?

Three boys in each room.

We have enough beddings.

And you know how Angel is. He's fixed on the sofa.

Stupid, I meant don't you all fight?

No, we don't fight.

Every third day we lose our shit, have a small sparring..

..but we don't fight-fight.

Shit, sparring, whatever.. this isn't a fight?

No, like it is a tradition in Chandigarh to drink in the car in the evenings..

..we too like to one up each other every now and then.

This keeps us healthy.

These small tiffs are considered our best hobby.

Okay then bye, Laddi.

Why? You are leaving?

Yes, I am tired.

I have to go on a walk and for yoga tomorrow morning.

- So.. - What are you doing?

Your fees for today.

800 pounds.

I won't accept that.

Laddi, you fought with me today for 10 minutes over this.

- Just take it. - How will you go?

In this?

I won't let you leave in this.

- Laddi.. - I don't trust the drivers here.

You are new here, you don't know.

I will worry about you.

I cannot send you in it.

Laddi, I have been across the world.

- It's fine, I can handle it. - Oh!

- Hello, bro! How're you doing? - Hello.

Bro, will you drop her home?

Get in, don't worry, he's a Punjabi.

No, no, no, no. Listen..

- Listen.. - Bro, here's the fare.

- No, no, no, no. Don't take it. - Don't ask money from the girl.

No, no, no, no, bro. Don't ask money from the girl.

Laddi, what the hell!

- Bro, you are under my oath. - Don't pay him, please.

- Laddi.. what are you doing? - Please bro!

Don't waste time now.

You have a million things to do in the morning.

Thank you.

Laddi, I had a lot of fun today.

Yea, it went well.

Come on.

Drive on, bro.

Path is clear. Drive on.

Hey!

Whoo!

Laddi!

You won't get a PR if you don't have a job!

And you?

You lost your tiffin again, yesterday?

These boys I tell you.

Make sure you eat on time or you will get acidity.

Leave.

Dimple, have your tea. I've made kidney beans.

I have a night shift tonight. Let me sleep. Do not disturb.

Don't you think you're coming here too often?

Hi.

Tea? No one's had it.

I'm on call. Make yourself some more.

What is wrong with them?

Students going on shifts?

They are not here to chill.

You tell me, what brings you here.

Remember while shooting we needed to change the memory card?

I had given it to you.

I think it's still with you.

You didn't use any cards.

You kept on having free coffee all day long.

No Laddi, while we were shooting at the London Eye..

..camera's memory was full, so we changed the card.

- Okay, the chip. - Yes.

Wait, I'll go and check.

Chip?

Angel, you there?

- Hey! - Here's your chip.

I would have chewed on this by mistake.

- This is it? - Yes.

Thank you.

What are you going to do next, Laddi?

Tie my shoes laces and then go for my job.

Binder will call me any moment now.

I was wondering if you..

Binder!

Hello, Binder!

You're there?

I'm right behind you.

Stemmed potatoes?

Sister-in-law has sent stemmed potatoes?

Sister-in-law is an angel.

I missed out on the fun yesterday, didn't I?

Laddi, will you listen to me just for minute, please?

Binder, hold on, 5 seconds.

Laddi, I am in London only for a few days.

Then I will go back.

Look here, I'm begging here, we are out of grocery..

..I don't want my kids to suffer, don't ask me not to work.

Laddi, listen to me.

I know what you want to say. I really need to go to work.

- Dimple! - Why can't you go tomorrow?

Take Dimple with you. He's sleeping inside.

You can go to work tomorrow. I'll pay you.

- Listen to me.. - You can charge 1000 pounds.

Listen to me, I'll end up not taking a penny from you.

I will also lose the 100 pounds I'd make during the shift.

I am folding my hands here.

This is a loss I'll never be able to recover from.

You should take Dimple along, he also has his own camera.

- Laddi, please listen to me. - No you listen to me.

- Angel, some help? Please stop her. - Come outside with me.

- Please. Please listen to me. - You're so irritating.

- Come outside with me. - No! Angel! Listen to me!

- Spread this news. - Oh my God!

- Stop acting like a kid. - A girl deceives a boy!

A girl deceives a boy!

- Make news out of this. - Why are you so strong?

- Make fake news. - Laddi..

- Have this go viral. - Laddi, you're so immature.

Laddi, come on.

Natasha..

Don't you think you are a bore?

How dare you, Laddi?

That's really rude.

I'm ranking third in this year's top interesting Indians.

People lie on the internet.

No one learns the truth.

You have to agree that you are very boring in real life.

Come on smile, don't sulk..

Englishmen are looking this way.

Don't look so sad.

They might cancel my work permit.

Get this straight.

My boyfriend too laughs at every joke of mine.

You have a boyfriend?

Yes, I do.

No.

Don't lie.

Who'd tolerate you?

Mind your own bloody business, Laddi.

I have a boyfriend and he loves me a lot.

He thinks the world of me.

It is a one-way thing from your side?

Up-down.

I'm sure you two met on the internet.

True.

It's so easy these days.

He must have fell for you because of your photos.

Eww, Laddi!

You are so crude!

Have you never spoken to a girl before?

Many tried but I never responded.

Many tried?

Girls?

Rubbish!

Many attempted when I was growing up.

I've a pot full of offers at home.

Laddi, you are just bluffing.

Leave me alone. Go to your boyfriend.

Oh, my God!

Please.

Pretty please!

Forget it.

Tell me.

No, forget it.

Please tell me, I promise I won't tell anyone.

Promise.

Please!

My girlfriend.

Baffled aren't you.

She is so mesmerising.

You into her eyes for too long and you'll get arrested.

When it was all so new, I used to faint.

But you said you never spoke to a girl before.

Yes, not with any ordinary girl, but I did with my girl.

She's from Punjab?

She is from the village next to my aunt's.

But she is here now, in London.

In London?

What's her name?

Reet.

Do you two meet?

Come on, I fought with my parents and came to London to meet her.

As soon as I get a PR, we'll get married.

Forget about my girl, tell me about your guy.

What?

How did you two become friends?

What's his name?

Fateh.

Is he too a brand?

Shut up.

He's a famous internet personality.

He's a stand-up comedian.

We met in Toronto at an internet convention.. function.

Made for each other.

Tell me something about Reet.

I can't believe you have a girlfriend.

I want to know everything.

What are your couple goals?

I'm a crab and I think she's a lion.

What?

What's that?

Signs of the zodiac.

No, not star sign, silly.

Couple goals.

- What's that? - Couple goals, Laddi!

When you look a relationship or a couple..

..and you think I wish we too were like this..

Or do whatever they do.

Eat at good restaurants, wear good clothes..

Click beautiful pictures together, tour museums..

..go on a trip to Paris together..

Walk in the rain holding each other's hands.

In the evening sit down at a high ground and admire the city.

Watch every change in her expression.

Whisper into each other's ears.

And on Fridays if you have the time..

What's the day today?

What day is it?

Friday.

Let's go, I'll take you for a movie.

What? No. I'm not going anywhere.

No, it's the best movie according to me. Come on.

No!

Laddi, I told you I'm not going anywhere.

Can't we just sit and talk?

Now you only want to talk and not shoot?

Come on, get up. Sun's going down. Please.

I told you, I'm not going anywhere, okay?

- Okay. - Laddi, my phone! Laddi!

I'll kill you!

Laddi!

Laddi..

You made me run across half across London to watch this movie?

I'm going.

Laddi.. Let's go.

- Come, we'll go sit and talk somewhere. - No.

This is the best scene according to me.

Laddi.. you are so off!

What happened?

This scene gets me everytime.

Awe!

Laddi, you are so cute.

Sometimes I feel angry on you because you are so cute.

Let's go.

Come on, Laddi!

Laddi!

Careful, bro.

You have bad dandruff.

It's like snowflakes.

Go on.

They are one spoilt clan.

They see a beautiful girl and they slip.

Laddi, you think I'm beautiful?

What's this?

Booze?

Laddi, don't you have any shame?

You stole alcohol from a homeless guy?

There, I kept it down.

He cannot even walk straight.

I saved his life.

Laddi, I've never.. come across anyone like you.

Laddi..

Can we sit here for some time and admire the city?

Not every moment is meant for the world.

Let's keep some moments only between us.

"Your sight is like a prayer answered."

"Your words are like poetry."

"I never get tired of hearing you talk."

"I want to lose myself in them."

"I never get tired of hearing you talk."

"I want to lose myself in them."

"When someone else looks at you.."

"I want to hide you in my eyes."

"If you don't mind.."

"I'd like to take you into my arms."

"When someone else looks at you.."

"I want to hide you in my eyes."

"God's been generous towards me."

"I'm fortunate to have you in my life."

"God's been generous towards me."

"I'm fortunate to have you in my life."

"I want to spend every moment of life with you."

"When someone else looks at you.."

"I want to hide you in my eyes."

"If you don't mind.."

"I'd like to take you into my arms."

"If you don't mind.."

"I'd like to take you into my arms."

"I don't care about the world.."

"I'd sacrifice it for you."

"Be mine forever, do me this favour."

"I don't care about the world.."

"I'd sacrifice it for you."

"Be mine forever, do me this favour."

"I have this fear.. that I might lose you."

"When someone else looks at you.."

"I want to hide you in my eyes."

"If you don't mind.."

"I'd like to take you into my arms."

"If you don't mind.."

"I'd like to take you into my arms."

You come here with often Reet?

There are so many lights here, like books in a library.

These lights to me are stories.

Twinkling in the night.

Telling stories of victories and loss.

And some of incomplete love..

What about those lights which aren't on?

That's us. Migrant workers.

Who burn themselves out..

..in search of better opportunities.

And what about the one's that are left incomplete.

They will perhaps be complete one day.

That's all for now.

It's too late for stories.

Let's go.

Let's get back to work from tomorrow.

Our tour of London..

Ends here.

Laddi..

If I ever get lost..

Will you come looking for me?

I'll never lose you.

Natasha!

Fateh?

Laddi, could you please tell me any story?

Please, Laddi..

I feel really low today.

Laadi, please don't remain quiet!

It's killing me.

We won't ever meet after this, Natasha.

I don't want to ever remember you crying.

You won't come looking for me?

You smile day and night for the camera.

Can you smile for me today?

'Natasha, smile for the camera. Natasha..'

Natasha, we're live. Smile for the camera.

Natasha, smile for the camera.

Get away. Are you mad?

Waddup everyone.

It's your favourite boy, Fateh Warrior.

It's 7:15 in the morning here in London.

And your favourite star is still in bed, hugging her pillow.

Eight miles cardio, 45 minutes of gym.

Every single day of the year.

Wherever my Punjabi brothers are listening to me.

I sincerely request them to..

Go workout.

Take your protein.

Yes!

Nice!

Stay healthy, eat chicken salad everyday, live long. Posted!

Now while the world eats their salad. Let me enjoy my pizza.

Fateh..

Why didn't you tell me you were going to come to London.

Come on, sweetheart. I was really missing you.

You know I almost cried when I went live yesterday.

Let's quickly just..

Smile.

Already got 1500 likes on my post.

- Fateh you have a show here, right? - Yeah, tomorrow.

Natasha, I've come here for you.

Natasha, you know everybody on the internet follows us.

We're their 'Couple goals'.

Whatever we do..

..the world does.

Eating at fancy restaurants.

- Wearing expensive clothes. - Fateh please..

I don't want to.

Natasha, you were shooting your travel video here.

I thought I'd feature too. You know we look good together. Come on.

By the way, who did you hire as your photographer?

Who's the photographer?

There's this, Kulwant Singh!

Kulwant Singh? Kulwant Singh!

The world's worst, 3rd rate guy, Kulwant Singh, right?

No, he's not like that.

He's just a bit..

No, he's not like that.

What time is he coming?

He won't come.

I don't think he'll come.

Why don't you find out? It's not like he is doing it for free.

Natasha!

Excuse me.

What's that?

That's the bill, sir.

You know who we are?

We'll get paid to eat.

We will ruin your reputation online.

Take down their social media.

Come. Come, let's go. Let's go.

Natasha, finish them online.

Fateh can we talk, please?

Fateh Warrior followers..

..I really need to talk to you about something very interesting.

Firstly, I really appreciate all your love.

Laddi, I've been calling you since morning.

3rd rate, uneducated Kulwant Singh!

How is it going, my man? How are you doing?

Can he work a camera?

Natasha, is been telling me that your photography is the best around here.

Out of everybody on the internet..

- ..he is the guy you found. - Damn bro!

That's some hardcore Punjabi.

Hold on a second. Are you from the village bro?

You're from the village bro? You're from the village bro!

My grandfather's from the village too. We're the real villagers, bro.

The world salute's us 100% lit. Zero percent drama.

Pakistani Bully, Bullterrior. Bullet & Bretta's baby.

We're the real villagers, my man.

Your bro's gonna get one hit.

And he'll die instantly.

Peace out, Kulwant Singh. Peace out.

Fateh, give me a second.

Laddi, a minute..

Fateh Warrior nation.

Guys, I'm currently in an area, where my Punjabi brothers..

..with big dreams in their hearts.

Come and live in this tiny houses.

Guys, show them some love and respect.

Show them! Show them!

- This idiot's far worse than you. - My Punjabi brothers..

..who slog for their dreams.

- Give them some love. Show them some love. - Laddi..

..I know you have done a lot for me.

I don't want to.

Wherever we Punjabi's have gone we've succeeded.

Listen, I don't want to trouble you.

I'm in London just for few days.

Laddi, for God's sake.

Don't be angry with me.

You're also somebody else.

These are all the moments we have.

Please, don't let them go.

"My life.. My life.."

"How your dreams torture me."

"My life.. My life.."

"How your dreams torture me."

"This trail of thought is unending."

"And you smile through it all."

"My life.. My life.."

"How your dreams torture me."

"My life.. My life.."

"How your dreams torture me."

"Somebody else resides in a heart that was mine."

"Somebody else stole a heart that was once mine."

"My life.. My life.."

"How crazy this all is?"

"My life.. My life.."

We look so cute together.

I wish we could spend our lifetime in these photographs.

You'll spend a lifetime in these.

What's he saying?

Nothing.

Laddi just doesn't like photo's.

Listen, I've a feeling this guy is a fraud.

He doesn't know anything. Watch this.

Kulwant Singh, what do you have against photo's?

Do you find it hard to click them?

It's just that picture's are merely decorative's.

They can't see through anybody's love.

But they live with you forever as memories.

"My life.. My life.."

"Crazy isn't it?"

"How badly, I'm still stuck on you."

"And you smile through it all."

"My life.. My life.."

"How your dreams torture me."

"We were meant to last a lifetime."

"We had vowed we would last a lifetime."

"My life.. My life.."

"How it has all ended."

"This tale of our love.."

"And you smile through it all."

"My life.. My life.."

"How your dreams torture me."

"My life.. My life.."

"How your dreams torture me."

Are you leaving?

Let's go.

Shall we?

Fateh, I was wondering if I could go shopping with Laddi?

I haven't had the time.

No way, you can't miss my show Natasha.

Fateh, I've seen all your shows.

You're always using the same jokes.

No, no.. It's time for new jokes, baby.

This show for me..

For us is very important, Natasha.

The promoters are very interested in meeting you.

And then they want to arrange..

..a combined UK tour for the both of us. As one brand.

Fateh, what this new nonsense.

- I'm not going anywhere. - Natasha, please meet them once for us.

Kulwant Singh, you should join us too.

But no photographs please..

Just enjoy the show.

Yea, man!

We Punjabi's are really troublesome.

We have to fight about everything.

They don't even spare occasions such as wedding.

Have you seen the latest thats going on in 'Bhangra' these days.

Dance floors are the latest battlefields.

An old uncle dancing get's kicked in the knee.

Some twisty twirly guy putting his fancy moves down..

..blows some old ladies ankle's off.

We'll have ladies running of dance floors pleading for life.

Gurjeet Kaur! What has the world come to?

Punjabi's are just always aggressive.

And do you know our worst kind?

Any guesses?

These students.

Who sell off their lands in Punjab to come study here.

What do these guys know about studying?

Their tempers are always boiling at the highest levels.

Always ready to pick up a fight.

But if they are required to work..

..then they'll get out there phones instantly..

..with such, some even take to their phones.

Brother, dear one my life here is miserable.

Life here is so tough, we have to work here.

They make us work day and night here.

If you guys werent ever planning on working then why did you land up here.

You should have just stayed back in your villages and enjoyed life.

You didnt need to come here..

..wih the fragile dreams of your inexperienced minds.

'Our childhood is spent racing cycles down old country roads.'

'And youth riding motorbikes.'

'Our agricultural backgrounds.'

'And inexperienced minds make for very fragile dreams.'

Whoever asked you to consume all our food supplies at the Gurudwaras?

Why don't you go back and ride them motorbikes?

Ever try asking these guys about their dreams..

Bro what do you want to achieve in life? What are your dreams made up of?

They'll always come up with the same dull..

..and dramatic answers, needlessly emotional.

Bro I want to take my father's debt away.

if only I could get my 'PR'..

..and I could be able to visit my village every now and then.

'What are your dreams made of Laddi?'

'I just hope I can take my fathers debt away.'

'And also if I could get my 'PR'.'

'I could visit my village every now and then.'

You fool if the only ambition was to rid your father off debt..

..why did you put him under debt in the first place.

If you had to visist your village every now and then..

..then you should have just stayed back..

..and I really want to understad..

..what kind of 'PR's are these students expecting?

They go into college for the sake of free coffees and cookies.

And to all the freshies out here.

Who have come here all the way chasing their girlfriends please understand this.

No matter how hard you try to get your PR.

They are only going to get married to people born here.

I'm really waiting on getting my PR..

..Reet and me will get married immediately after

Thank you guys you guys were great.

Thank you so much I will see you next time.

Laddi I never thought Fateh would..

Natasha did you see me spit fire with my stand up.

It was funny as hell right.

- Mickey, come I'll make you meet Mickey. - Fateh, how dare you!

- Come, come, come, come, come. - Fateh, I don't believe you.

Mickey, my man! The show was lit right.

Natasha, he's Mickey . He's the top promoter here.

And he's planning the biggest tour for the both of us.

What are you having buddy?

Soctch? I'll get the drinks, you guys chat. I will be back.

- Fateh.. - Natasha Waraich!

Huge fan.

I've been trying to meet you for a very long time now.

I dropped a few messages too but perhaps you didn't read them.

Excuse me!

- I think I'm going to.. - Natasha.

I'll rip your arm off if you touch her.

Who are you?

Who are you?

I'll get you deported freshie!

- Let go off my arm. - Laddi please let it be.

Let go. You messed with the wrong guy.

Mickey!

Mickey! Mickey!

You knocked Mickey out!

You illiterate, village fool!

You students are only worth this blood shed.

Yea! That's all our worth.

Working double shifts day in and day out..

..we are only worth this blood shed.

Starving and exhausted eating our communal meals at the Gurudwara..

..this is all we are worth for.

In our longing for our parents and village..

..this is all that we are worth for.

In our struggle..

..to get permanent residency here this is all that we are worth for.

But yea you are absolutely right!

If anybody dare touches the person that we like..

..this is truly what we are worth for.

Oh my God! Natasha!

I'm such a big fan!

Can we take a picture please!

Thanks.

You're Reet right?

Laddi's girlfriend?

Hold it, hold it miss. Girlfriend? Reet? Reet is my wife.

Who never answers her phone.

I actually met someone.

Natasha, you know Natasha right?

- I always talk about her. - Natasha, Natasha, Natasha how are you?

Armaan, nice meeting you.

Reet often talks about you.

Infact she's a really big fan of yours.

Anyways you guys chat, enjoy and I'll see you at the car.

- I'll get the car. - Alright.

Nice meeting you, take care.

Reet aren't you Laddi's girlfriend?

He told me you guys were going to get married.

I've been married for two years now Natasha.

Does Laddi know about this?

Yes.

I don't know what he's told you.

That he came all the way here for you, Reet.

I never thought he would come this far for me.

- They didn't even have the.. - Money for it.

He took out a loan to come be with you Reet.

Why did you lie to him?

Cause I wated a life like you Natasha.

I wanted to travel.

I wanted nice cars, a nice house and nice clothes.

All my dreams have been fulfilled.

It's just my life that's incomplete.

Let's go Reet!

Laddi was in my stars Natasha.

I lost him chasing the moon.

You don't break his heart please.

Laddi.

Fateh and me are going back to India tonight.

"Even God doesn't hold the importance in my life"

"That you do."

"I don't trust in myself as much as I trust in you."

"You are etched in my destiny."

"As the reason of my existence."

"If only you would hear the beat of my heart."

"You could understand my condition."

"If only you would hear the beat of my heart."

"You would understand my love."

"You are etched in my destiny."

"As the reason of my existence."

"If only you would hear the beat of my heart."

"You could understand my condition."

"If only you would hear the beat of my heart."

"You would understand my love."

"You have become the food to my soul."

"I feel it ever so strongly now."

"There are hints of you all around me."

"You are my guiding light."

"You are etched in my destiny as the reaason of my existence."

"If only you would hear the beat of my heart."

"You would understand my condition."

Laddi, it's the same thing all over again.

You don't care at all for your duties.

I'm having to do your share of work again.

What's wrong? Why are you mum now?

No nothing. Haven't been going to work lately.

And not feeling too great either. I'll get dinner ready.

No, let it be.

It's been a while we haven't sat down.

I'll order pizza.

- And we'll have a few beers too. - No that's alright I'll fix ..

- Now look at this. - No Lucky don't. Give me back my phone.

- Give me back my phone. - Bro look at what he's upto.

- Check it out.. - Give it back.

- ..I think he's been messaging Natasha. - This is not done.

You looks so hot.

I dead.

This is the limit!

Have you no shame.

What's there to be ashamed off. It's a genuine comment.

You looks so hot..

What a snake! You call this genuine?

She's our family member's friend.

So she's my friend too.

Apart from being friends with 2.5 million others on the internet.

Natasha is not just Laddi's.

Listen. Laddi and Natasha have their own thing.

Don't compare Laddi with the others. Fool!

I can't even if I wanted to.

Laddi, he's jealous of us.

It's not about being jealous.

Didn't she come to London to just take her pictures.

And we came her on loans.

It'll take us a lifetime getting ourselves sorted here.

That too if we are ever that lucky.

She's going to spend her's in absolute luxury.

We aren't meant for such high standards.

This is our life. Not a dream, right.

Natasha!

Natasha! Why aren't you ready as yet.

Mom please.

Natasha, what's wrong?

You don't post anything online anymore.

You don't ever sit down with us either.

Please, you need to sort out your social media.

Your fans would be very upset with you.

Hi guy! Welcome back!

I know you're very upset with me.

I'm very upset with me too.

I haven't been.. Well, I'm back!

So let's begin.

What should we talk about? What should we talk about?

What should we talk about?

I know, let's talk about my 'Perfect life.'

About my super cool amazing life.

My morning selfies, my happy vibes.

Millions of followers, all your comments.

Oh you're so cute Natasha.

Your life's so well Natasha.

You have everything in this world Natasha.

Then why does this silly boy's memory trouble me so..

Peope are so fake these days. I don't believe this.

Everyone wants to be a celebrity on the internet.

Talking about the internet.

I don't ever see you live anymore.

What are you upto these days?

Nothing.

And?

Is your travel video ready?

You'd gone to London for your travel video right?

Fateh I can't seem to place my footage from London.

I've looked for it everywhere.

Have you asked Laddi?

Kulwant Singh. 'Photographer.'

Photographer's at times don't give you back your footage..

..if their payments haven't been cleared.

But laddi was never a photographer, right?

He was a third rate, illiterate.

- Your eyes speak of your love for him. - Fateh, stop it.

You stop it.

You've ruined a three year long relationship.

You've really hurt me, Natasha.

I can't take this anymore.

- You and me, we're done. - Fateh!

Fateh, can you, please. Hear me out.

No keep these three years to yourself.

But in return give me your entire life.

Marry me, Natasha Waraich.

No, no, no don't cry, don't cry. That was all a joke.

This is all being recorded. Please marry me.

What's up?

Where's Priya?

Why are you all quiet?

- What's wrong? - Laddi oh..

Laddi, look at this, the extent Natasha's gone too.

She's gotten engaged.

Oh how did I forget. She had called me.

I completely forgot about it. She told me all about it.

I congratulated her on all our behalf.

She looks pretty.

And what do you mean "the extent that she's gone too."

Take this go get the salad out.

Did you not hear me?

Go get the salad out.

I'm I'm gonna wash my hands and, get the salad..

"My written destiny! God's will!"

"Why has it turned on me?"

"These shrieks of anguish! The incomplete love!"

"Where do I trade them in for my life back?"

"Where is it that love sells at?"

"At what cost does it sell at?"

"Where is it that love sells at?"

"At what cost does it sell at?"

"At what price did you offer my love?"

"The written destiny! God's will!"

"Why has it turned on me?"

"These shrieks of anguish! The incomplete love!"

"Where do I trade them in for my life back?"

"What good is my faithfulness anymore?"

"Where do I bury it with my past?"

"What good is my faithfulness anymore?"

"Where do I bury it with my past?"

"Is there any place that cures of love"

"Where do I look for it?"

"Is there any place that cures of love"

"Where do I look for it?"

"The place where you rid yourself of mine."

"My written destiny! God's will!"

"Why has it turned on me?"

"These shrieks of anguish! The incomplete love!"

"Where do I trade them in for my life back?"

Try some jagegry!

It's really good. It's from my village.

Binder I'm really losing it.

I can't go on like this.

Loss in love is hard to bear. But one can't give up either.

Love is for those who can fight for it.

It doesn't make any compromises with the weak.

What are you doing here?

That..

Just using the computer.

What so important that you have to use it this late?

The sleeve is a bit tight here.

It needs some alteration. Rest everything is perfect.

You look so pretty, Natasha!

- Right? - Let me see.

What are you doing? Are you posting it?

I did!

Have you lost your mind? Why did you post it?

What do you mean?

Kirat!

Can I keep some moments for myself?

Or do you have to post my entire life on the internet?

What? Are you serious?

She is getting married in three days. She's stressed.

Relax, babe. You want some coffee?

- Please.. - Okay.

'Laddi, if I ever get lost will you come looking for me?'

Wow! Do you have to post my entire life online?

Then why did you post this?

Coffee!

What are you watching?

Damn! This is really beautiful, Natasha. You look so pretty.

How many fake views did you buy for this?

It was uploaded two hours back, and it's already trending at No.1.

Wait! You're with me two hours back.

- How did you get the time to post this? - What is it?

Your London travel video.

Travel video?

- But I didn't.. - Who's Angel Priya?

'Night and day I search for a girl..'

'..who glimmers like the moonlight.'

'Carefree who dances to the bright days..'

'..only to lose herself to the silence of the night.'

'Maybe it was just the magical season..'

'..how could a boy not have fallen for a girl.'

'She would talk of the moon and the stars.'

'She would read the colours of the seasons.'

'She would hug me and then retreat shyly.'

'Fearing we would get lost out there.'

'We were once so free and mad in love.'

'How could a boy not have fallen for a girl.'

'Deeply immersed in delightful conversation.'

'She would take me by the hand and chase after dreams.'

'There was once a whisper of my name in her dreams as well..'

'..how could a boy not have fallen for a girl.'

'So says my heart..'

'So speaks my soul..'

'And then Natasha Waraich, disappeared from the internet forever.'

'No one out of her million fans knew what happened to her.'

Hello! Hello, Rehat! Yeah, hi!

Why hasn't Natasha posted a picture after, the one in her wedding dress.

Who?

Natasha!

Who's that?

Natasha Waraich. Arjun.

Oh, Natasha Waraich! Did you check out her profile?

Isn't she amazing?

Yea, but why hasn't she ever posted since that day.

I had heard that she went back to Italy after her marriage.

Maybe she started doing something of her own there.

But she could have atleast posted something.

Maybe Fateh didn't want her to be active on social media anymore.

Fateh was a complete idiot!

Fateh and Natasha were couple goals, Rehat.

Hello!

'I got consumed by Natasha and Laddi's story.'

'I wondered where they were. What would they be doing?'

'Did Laddi somehow manage to get Natasha back.'

'I started living in their story to the extent that I actually..'

'I visited places Natasha and Laddi would have met at.'

'I tried really hard to find Natasha.'

'But when I couldn't find her..'

'..I started looking for Laddi.'

'I went around to his college too.'

Excuse me. Is this the culinary department?

- What? - Cookery.

- Cookery department shut down a few years back. - Oh!

Okay. Thanks.

You should try in horticulture.

Chances of getting a 'PR' are higher there.

Okay.

'I asked around in Southall too.'

'But I couldn't find anything.'

- Greetings. - Greetings.

Wasn't this TKC restaurant before?

Yes, you're right. We renovated two years back.

Oh!

What will you have?

Can I get your 'Rice Bucket'?

I am sorry that's not on the menu anymore.

Of course you'll get it, dear. Why won't you?

I remembered how fond Laddi was of 'Rice Bucket'.

You know Laddi?

It's been ages since Laddi moved out of Southall.

He started keeping very upset.

Once in while he would come ask me about my health.

But wouldn't chatter like he used to.

Then recently I heard he shifted to Birmingham after his marriage.

'I had trouble believing what I had heard.'

'How could Laddi have married somebody else?'

'No. Mr. Khan was probably mistaken.'

'Did Laddi not know how madly Natasha loved him.'

Dad!

'Mr. Khan was right.'

'A boy lost a girl forever.'

Pamme dear, who was it?

Yes. Tell me?

Oh, my God! Natasha Waraich!

I am your biggest fan.

I love you so much.

- Okay. - I can't believe this.

Okay.

- Hi! - Hi!

- You wanna come inside? - Yeah!

- Come on. Shall we? - Okay.

Pamme dear, why are you twisting his ear?

- Was it being naughty? - No.

Really? Twist it harder. Harder! Come on.

That'll teach him a lesson, right?

Natasha, I was wondering..

My son taught the monkey his lesson.

My son set him straight, right?

Right? Oh, my God! Look there. Is that a bear?

Go run and teach him a lesson too.

- Sorry. - That's alright.

Natasha, it's almost been four years.

You haven't posted anything online?

Never felt the need to.

But wasn't that your life?

No, this is my life.

But what happened? Where did you go?

To my Laddi.

I've spend the last four years in Laddi and Pamma's mischievousness.

Not in pictures.

Wow! What a story!

It's so dreamlike.

An internet superstar falls for a regular guy.

Laddi is not any regular guy, Rehat!

He is very special.

Imagine being the moon and still being fond of the stars.

Look at you, Mr. John Cena.

You are as tall as me now. When are you gonna start hitting the gym?

Where is your mother?

She knows it's her turn to cook, right?

- You crazy little kid you! Pamme! - Oh, my God! Laddi!

I'm a huge fan.

- Greetings. - Greetings.

Wouldn't it be better if we delete..

..our incomplete love story off the internet.

You want to spoil our kid or what?

Laddi, but I have told you so many times..

..I don't remember my passowrd's anymore.

Come here, son! Come.

- Yes, my son. - You guys are so incredibly cute in real life.

The little one's cuter, miss.

Hey, has your mom offered the guest something to eat or drink?

Yes. I fed her well.

Laddi, can you please tell me a story.

- What story? - Any story, that you think is best.

So the story is about this girl.

Who was so full of herself.

That she would claim that she was a brand in herself.

Laddi, you started off again.

Atleast let me get started with it.

Your story is considered my best.

So this girl meets a very foolish boy.

- And then? - Then what?

The foolish boy won over the girl.

'Greetings, this your very old Kulwant Singh.'

'I hope you guys really liked our film.'

'If you did, then it would be great if before going through your phone..'

'..you could tell the friend or loved one you're..'

'..with something from your heart.'

'Okay then, till the next time.'