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Man: Come on, Blue, it's easy money.

Billy said ten bucks an hour, man.

That's some cash. Way I figure it,

we could make at least a hundred bucks a day fixing up the motel.

( truck horn honks )

Whatever, Cale. Do what you want.

I don't care. Fuck it.

You're not mad, are you?

No, I'm not mad. If you want to fix up the motel, that's fine.

Just don't ask me for help.

It's a lot of money, Blue.

So what do you think, green?

Yeah, sure, green.

Yo, check it out.

8000 VT Turbo.

55 horses under this bad boy.

- What happened to your old one? - Traded it in, man.

There's a big race this weekend, bro.

- Plus that shit was old. - Wasn't old, Pete.

You just got that last year.

Yeah, man, no. Let me explain something to you.

It's old, man, it's old. Just trust me.

It's an old bike. It's old, you know.

You gotta keep moving, dude, keep changing.

Getting a new thing, you know.

I don't want to end up like Blue here, man,

making fucking water toys in the middle of the desert.

Yeah, yeah. Blah, blah.

The water's not coming.

Didn't come when your father built this place.

I'm sorry, but it's not gonna just appear now.

And Noah was stupid for building an ark, right?

I'm outta here, my boys.

( engine starts )

Did you just compare yourself to Noah?

( truck horn honks )

( music playing )

♪ Empire Cola ♪

♪ What'd you rather be full of ♪

♪ Than an Empire Cola ♪

♪ Tastiest root soda ♪

♪ When your belly says "I'm hot" ♪

♪ Just give it a cold shot ♪

♪ Of that Empire Cola ♪

♪ Today ♪

Here it is, Baxter.

So, do we really have to do this?

Oh, it's not that far out of our way.

You just take 395, you swing right on over into Baxter.

That way you see the giant ice cream cone and the beach.

- We'll be home by sunset. - Great.

Well, I'm never gonna get to a television.

I'm sure your agent could get you your show on tape.

Oh, no, Dad, it's not the same on tape.

It's all about the broadcast.

Come on, Skye, come on.

We'll only be there a minute. It'll be fun.

We'll have a look around.

And remember,

one person's interminable stretch of highway--

Is another's road to adventure. I know, I know,

but going out of our way to see a giant ice cream cone?

- It's crazy. - Crazy?

Crazy is not to see the giant ice cream cone.

How'd you like to tell your friends we were in Baxter?

"Oh, did you see the giant ice cream cone?"

"No, we missed it."

That would be crazy!

( clangs )

( clunk )

( clunk )

( truck horn honks )

Radio DJ: Empire Cola is once again the proud sponsor

of the 1998 Peaksville All-Terrain Vehicle Invitational

happening this Sunday.

If you can't get down there yourself,

KBLU will be bringing you all the action.

Our live broadcast kicks off at 10:00 AM Sunday morning.

A portion of all ticket proceeds will be matched by Empire Cola,

and donated to the Children's Cancer Society.

"Empire Cola. What would you rather be full of?"

I don't get it. We must've missed the sign.

Yep, we missed it.

Wonder how long it's gonna take them to find our bodies.

Oh, probably never. Never.

You know, that's assuming they'd even look.

You know how many bodies are buried out here they've never found?

San Bernardino sheriff's office told me

that if all the dead bodies in the desert

stood up at the same time, this place would resemble Manhattan.

You know, I mean without Nathan's, you know.

Do you have to put that thing up?

Well, if I don't and one of those Empire Cola reps shows up,

we lose all the freebies.

You never know. If you drink enough of it,

you may have a body like this some day, Haley.

Very funny, Dad.

I'll be across the street.

( door opens, closes )

Pete: Going to the aqueduct tonight, right?

I'll pick you up.

Hey.

Hey. Did it come?

Yeah, but my dad's at the clinic, so hurry up.

I don't want to get busted.

- Thanks. - See ya.

( yells )

Radio DJ: No threat of rain over the weekend,

which is good news for all you race fans out there.

The 10th Annual Peaksville All-Terrain Vehicle Invitational

is set to go down Sunday morning.

All eyes are on Baxter's Pete Kepler,

who will be returning to defend his title.

Will he be able to fend off Telly Clems again this year?

Man: Look, I am owner. I understand that.

I just wish somebody could have notified me earlier.

Yeah.

Okay, bye.

What's the matter, Billy?

The insurance company's sending out another adjuster today,

and they say he'll be here any minute.

Like, I can't believe this. I was supposed to have that check by now.

Why are they coming out again?

Oh, they need to take another look around,

take more samples, run more tests,

This whole reimbursement process

is just, like, really pissing me off.

Ugh. How can you drink that stuff?

It's free.

Yeah, they delivered a new truckload

of that promotional cola shit. Check it out.

- And these hats. You want one? - No.

So you guys want to party at the aqueduct tonight?

Nah.

Come on, you guys.

The only party I heard about was the one in your panties.

Oh, no there's absolutely no way

there could be a party in my panties.

Why not?

Because I'm not wearing any.

( boys chuckle )

Have a good day, Haley.

We'll get a report to the ASAP.

She likes you, man.

( chuckles ) Yeah, right.

I'm serious. I think you're in there, dude.

Whatever.

- Bad news, boys. - What?

We're in a holding pattern here.

The insurance claim hasn't been processed

'cause they have to run more tests.

But she's gonna stay like that for a while.

I'll give you a call when I have some work.

Hey, Billy, you think I can catch a ride with you

into Peaksville tomorrow?

- I need to pick up some paint. - Yeah, sure.

So much for that job.

Man, I was counting on that motel money.

You can help me fix up the ocean park.

You gonna pay me ten bucks an hour?

- No. - ( loud bang )

Fuckin' Ely, man!

What the fuck are you doing?

What did you just blow up?

Looks like it was a canoe.

It was just an old canoe, settle down.

But those were my dad's canoes. You can't just blow them up.

They're just sitting here. They're deteriorating.

I'm just speeding up the process.

They're not just sitting here, can't you see?

I'm fixing up the place.

( siren blares )

Oh, shit, Keeler.

You're busted.

All right, Elizabeth. That'll do it, let's go.

- You can't arrest me. - Oh, you just watch me.

- You boys see it? - Nah, just heard it.

You know the drill.

- I didn't do anything. - You don't say?

God damn militias.

Just takes one to spoil the whole lot, you know that?

Think he'll make a good sheriff?

He's all right...

You'd make a better one.

She could have blown her fuckin' arms off.

( camera clicks, whirrs )

Take that stupid hat off.

( camera clicks, whirrs )

Keeler: Y'all have a good day.

( siren blares )

I was gonna get these new fixtures, you wouldn't believe them.

It's like, you just put your hands under the faucet

and the water flows. It's like...

they got little eyes on them.

It's like magic. The water is always the perfect temperature.

Girl: Yeah, but what if I want cold water?

Sandy, why you gotta be so negative like that?

Man: This is great! This is great.

Hey, yes indeed!

The world's largest ice cream cone!

Right out here, man.

Dessert in the desert.

Looks so real.

You know, like, wouldn't it be great if they had a ladder,

you go could go up there and just dive into it and eat it?

That's incredible. Look at that.

- It's gorgeous, Dad. - It's great.

Want an ice cream cone? I'll get you one.

- ( clang ) - Hey, nice shot.

Can I get two cones, please?

Really looks neat. It's a neat thing.

Looks bigger than it does in photographs here. Great.

Can either of you guys tell me where I could find Mr. Baxter?

He passed away.

( whispers ) Wow.

- When? - Like six months ago.

Fire at the motel. It was an accident.

- Oh, man, I had no idea. - Why should you have?

Oh, well, because I'm a professor of cultural studies

and I have a course in pop culture and the roadside attraction.

We talk about Mr. Baxter in my class,

you know, the giant ice cream cone,

the ocean park.

Was even putting together a photo book,

sort of a coffee table book.

It'll be a buck 30.

It's a shame. I'm sorry he's gone.

- Dad! - Okay, go a little more to your left.

No, your other left.

- The sun's in my eyes, Dad. - Go ahead, go ahead, come on.

Now-- now go back-- go back left.

Nah, that's too big. Look up.

Can you give me a sm-- Okay, good.

( camera clicks )

Keeler, what is going on?

She blew up a canoe, sir.

Elizabeth Marie Jackson, is this true?

Did you blow up another canoe?

Maybe.

Open it up and let her out.

She's a kid, for Christ's sake.

You're locking up my daughter like she's some kind of criminal.

She made and detonated a bomb.

- That's a federal offense. - A bomb?

I'm breaking the law just by not reporting this to the proper authorities.

Exhibit A, the lighter.

Jesus, she's got a couple of M-80s up her sleeve.

M-80s? Exhibit B,

Polaroid picture.

- ( sighs ) - Canoe was in a million pieces.

You know...

I always thought you really wanted this sheriff's job in Peaksville.

It's so close. Be a shame to lose it all

because of a few firecrackers.

Blue: He has to replace Keeler with someone.

Why not you?

Remember when we slashed his tires?

- Yeah. - And he couldn't respond to that ten-car pileup?

- ( chuckles ) - And he knows I tagged up the aqueduct.

Man, I'm a criminal. I can't be a deputy.

Everyone did that shit. Come on, we were 12.

I'm sure the sheriff fucked around when he was a kid.

What the heck.

( faint booming )

Ely's out of control, man.

What the hell was that?

I don't know.

( faint sirens )

Jesus Christ.

Anybody hurt?

What's that smell?

It's coming from the truck, Jackson.

- Ah, fuckin' A. - Hey.

Keeler: You're a lucky man, you know that?

Yeah, well, there's nothing like a close brush with death

to knock the life back into you.

My arm is hurt, though.

What's that smell? What is that?

- It's dog shit. - It's the secret ingredient to Empire Cola.

It's in its concentrated form. I got it all over me.

Jackson: What the hell is in it?

Truck driver: That's classified information, sir.

Only two people know that information.

They're not even allowed on the same airplane.

I'm not one of them.

Jackson: Well, how'd it happen?

Officer? I saw the whole thing.

Don't run away. I need to ask you some questions.

Truck driver: I was coming around that bend over there.

- Going to the car. - It was tighter than I thought.

Oh, and aren't you just the coolest?

Can I help you with something?

Truck driver: So I pull her back around and she just flipped.

I'm gonna catch hell for this.

I'm already on probation for something else

that wasn't my fault.

I got three kids.

It's impossible to make a living.

( beeping )

She has a cell phone?

- She must be from LA. - Duh.

- ( tones beeping ) - Shit.

Bum-fucking Egypt.

Seems like her biscuit could use a little buttering, if you ask me.

Excuse me.

Not by me. It's just an observation.

Shit.

Dorks.

- Seems like a real bitch. - You don't know her.

That's why I said "seems like."

( horn honks )

Hello, I'm nearing menopause.

- ( horn honks ) - All right, Mr. Davidson.

Your NCIC came out clean.

That's National Crime Information Center.

Just checking to see if you got any outstanding warrants.

I don't get it. You're investigating me

because I witnessed an accident?

So I guess you'll be heading back,

back to San Francisco? Nice town?

- ( horn honks ) - Great.

Too many cars, but that's true everywhere.

- Been there long? - No, actually I just moved up there after my divorce.

My daughter still lives with her mother in LA.

- LAPD. - ( horn honks )

- They're the greatest. - We will contact you

if we need any more information.

If you just sign right here.

( horn honks )

What the heck are you doing?

Are you trying to get me thrown in jail

- for disturbing the peace? - Jesus Christ, Dad.

I thought my clothes were gonna go out of style.

No fear of that.

Come on, we're gonna get something to eat.

You know, can we eat somewhere else?

- This town's giving me-- - No, no, no. The sheriff said

this place right down here is fantastic.

Besides, what's the fun of having a body if--

Skye: You ain't got any fuel.

Dad: Right.

- Let's split. - ( car starts )

What do you say? Let's go investigate.

Must be closed. Let's go.

No, no, no.

I'm hungry.

- Gross. - Driving all day.

Need a little chow. This place is cute.

You do realize you're risking our lives eating here, don't you?

- Hi. - Hi.

Didn't see you come in.

Heard you had quite a scare up on the highway.

Uh, yeah, it was a close one. Luckily nobody got hurt.

Uh, could I watch your television?

Oh, I'm so sorry, honey, but that only plays video.

- No cable. - No cable?

I tried to get it, but they actually wanted me

to pay for 45 miles of cable.

Jeez, sounds like a satellite dish would be cheaper.

Yes, but then the aliens would know where we are.

Oh, hey.

Hey, Mom.

( video game beeps )

Gonna have a BLT.

I got a hunch the bacon is good around here.

What are you gonna get?

I'm not hungry.

I have to check my messages.

Excuse me. Do you have a phone that I could use?

It's there, on the wall.

Thanks.

Your turn.

( indistinct police radio chatter )

( siren wails )

Skye: Oh, my God, I would die for that role.

Yeah, yeah.

Of course-- of course I can come in tomorrow.

Can I have your attention please?

At 35 and eleven hours, Stan Chambers died, K-5.

- Who? - The truck driver.

He's dead.

Oh, my God! I thought he was okay!

Looks like it wasn't from the actual accident.

401, they think it was whatever was in that truck.

Can I call you back?

Everything's under control. The FBI has been alerted

and they are on their way.

Woman: The FBI?

Man: I'll get your bag, sir.

- Agent Summers. - Agent Bellows, how you doing?

Just peachy.

The hazmat team has contained the spill

but half the town's been exposed.

Any word on the contents? Biological, chemical?

Summers: Nothing yet, but a quarantine has been ordered

until we find out what's really brewing in that cola plant.

Bellows: This the only access into town?

Summers: Yep.

All right, this is what we're gonna do.

I want a roadblock between the town and the accident,

I want another one down at the access to the highway.

Nobody gets in or out

till we know exactly what we're dealing with.

Do not answer questions. You know nothing.

Now get on it.

Howdy. Sheriff Jackson. Welcome to Baxter.

Anything you people need, you just let us know.

Cooperation from you and your people

and the town, that'll do.

You got it. You can count on it.

- Now, this is, uh, Detec-- - Thank you.

Where's my car?

Not the friendliest man on the planet.

Oh, just doing his job. I'm sure he's fine.

- Hi. - Hi, I'm Keeler.

Agent Summers. How you doing?

I'm coordinating the investigation with the EPA.

I'd like to go over a few things with you.

Lead the way.

How long until they know what killed him?

At least 24 hours, maybe longer.

48 even.

Well, looks like you're going to be staying a while.

- Welcome to Baxter. - Thank you.

Is there a place we can stay in town?

Well, there was, but it closed down.

Skye: Dad, we can't stay here.

I have a huge audition tomorrow.

It's Sterling Brock. I can't miss this.

We don't have any choice.

You know, there's plenty of room over at my place.

Houseguests.

Dad: Come on, Skye.

Woman: Come on, don't worry.

House isn't haunted.

Radio DJ: We have confirmation now

that FBI agents have been sent into Baxter

to evaluate the situation.

The Environmental Protection Agency

was also called to the scene.

We still have no word on the exact contents of the crashed tanker,

but eyewitnesses have said

that the truck was on its way

to the Empire Cola plant location

just outside of Baxter.

A quarantine is still in effect for the area.

No, they're not letting us leave.

Radio DJ: And of course our hearts

are with everybody in Baxter,

and our fingers are crossed.

We hope the worst is past and there is no further--

Skye: Well, somebody has to do something.

Well, you're my agent, I mean, can't--

Can't you call the FBI and tell them who I am?

She's talking to her agent. Big whoopee.

Well, maybe Bobby can patch in my publicist.

I mean, maybe we can make this work for us.

Come on, guys, really.

Do you think we're contaminated?

I don't know. I don't know what it's supposed to feel like.

Well, it's not like we were covered in that shit, like the driver.

Yeah, but we inhaled it.

What do you think they're gonna do to us?

They're not gonna do anything to us.

As long as they don't try to give me a shot, I'm okay.

It's just a vitamin booster. Strengthens the immune system.

Won't hurt a bit.

- Is that a fresh needle? - Mm-hmm.

No, they found that one in the trunk of a drug addict's car.

Nice mask.

My uncle used it in Desert Storm.

Okay, we need everyone to boil their water

before consuming it.

Just a safety precaution.

Sandy: Can't believe they gave us Snoopy Band-Aids.

Is that supposed to cheer us up or something?

Can't even leave the town, Billy.

At least they didn't evacuate us.

Yeah-- What do you mean?

That would mean we were okay.

They didn't evacuate us, they quarantined us.

Probably 'cause they don't want us to infect the rest of the county

with the biological agent.

But they never said it was biological.

Yeah, well, they didn't say that it wasn't.

We're like guinea pigs here.

They just want to sit back and watch us.

They'll study us for years,

dissecting our insides

and putting us in those little jars of formaldehyde.

When was the last time you wanted to leave town, Sandy?

- Not the point. - Well, what is the point, then?

The point is that nobody ever said that I couldn't.

I mean, as soon as somebody tells you that you can't,

then you want to, it's really as simple as that.

Well, there's nothing anybody can do

until they find out what killed that man.

So you might as well just stop all your complaining

and be grateful you're alive.

- Oh, hi! - Hey.

You want something to drink?

Uh, yes, please. Thanks.

Tea, coffee, whiskey?

Uh, tea. But boil the water first.

They're saying don't consume any water

without boiling it first.

Well, it's tea. I have to boil the water.

Yeah, I know. I was just kidding.

Oh, ho, it's not funny.

Come on, Billy, let's go.

She's upset. Don't worry.

So where's your daughter?

Uh, she stayed at your house, planning her future.

I just want to ask you one question.

Just for a second I want to talk to you.

- Talk to you later. - This is so unjust.

( video game beeping )

I got the beer. Here, hurry up, take this.

I don't want to get busted.

All right, kids, we'll see you up at the aqueduct.

I'll meet you up there.

Where you going?

♪ Those schoolgirl days ♪

♪ Of telling tales ♪

♪ And biting nails are gone ♪

Holy shit, you scared me.

( music plays through headphones )

- Sorry. - It's all right.

Lulu?

You know Lulu?

Yeah, um, that song is from that movie,

"To Sir With Love."

You know "To Sir With Love"?

We have a bunch of videos in the back,

and there's like 50 karate movies,

the "Star Wars" trilogy, and then we have

"To Sir With Love."

I love Lulu, you know?

I mean, I would definitely play her,

if they ever made a remake of that film.

- So you act? - Yeah.

That's cool. Would I know you from anything?

I play Maggie on "Maggie's World"?

Oh, right. You don't have cable.

But if we had cable, would I know who you are?

Probably. I mean,

I was nominated for a Golden Globe.

The Golden Gloves?

Wow, that's great. So you box too?

No. No, it's the--

globe.

It's an award, it's given by the foreign...

ahem... press.

That's cool, you know.

I've never met anyone from TV before.

So what do you think?

We're all poisoned?

I don't know. I feel okay.

I think it's just procedure,

and their procedure's screwing up my life.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

I have an audition of a lifetime tomorrow.

With Sterling Brock, you know.

He did, like, "Going Nowhere Fast,"

and "Oil Slick."

Anyway, I'm going to miss meeting with him tomorrow.

- Can't you just reschedule? - No.

He wants to meet me tomorrow.

But if he wants to meet you,

then he'll meet you when you get back.

You don't understand.

So, what are you doing?

You boycotting your dad?

He always takes us on these little trips, you know?

And this year he takes me on this, like,

Americana road trip,

you know, the roadside attractions.

He insists on stopping at every no-name little shit town along the--

( chuckles )

( laughs )

Fuck, I'm sorry.

No, don't worry about it.

Nobody ever comes to Baxter for anything.

No, it's your home, you know.

Yeah, it sure is.

My dad wants to stop and see

the Jolly Green Giant statue next.

Oh! Traitor.

♪ You got me down ♪

- ♪ You got me down ♪ - You weren't joking.

You've got lots of albums here.

Yeah, my dad, he was a big music lover.

But he hated television.

He always said that music doesn't force itself on you

the way television does.

The mind is free to grow and wander through it,

whereas TV just sort of brainwashes you.

It does, huh?

I don't know.

I mean, I'm sure your show is the exception.

Mm-hmm. So where is this dad anyway?

He passed, not too long ago.

I'm-- I'm sorry about that.

No. Um, cookie?

- What's your name? - Blue.

Your name is Blue. No, it's not.

Yeah, it is.

Do you know what my name is?

What, Green?

No. Skye.

Skye?

Kinda weird.

So what do you guys do around here for fun?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, no.

What is that? She's doing the bong walk.

Oh, no, she's gonna--

Hey, chill out!

Disgusting. What are you doing?

Yuck.

- You're disgusting. - You're disgusting.

Oh, throw up.

Taking a piss.

- Hey. - Hey.

This is Skye,

and this is Cale, Ely and Haley.

Blue Skye.

Haley: ( laughing ) Skye Blue.

Cale: Here you go.

- It's all right. - She doesn't drink?

Oh, come on, you can't be worried about cooties now.

Yeah, if you got contaminated, it's all over.

But we got those shots.

That's just their way of making themselves feel better.

That way when we all die, they feel like they did something.

So is this, like, your guys' hangout?

You could call it that.

Hey, it's the movie star. And action!

Blue: And this is Pete.

He's a pretty funny guy.

We're not sure how he got so funny.

Hey, that's just how it is, dude.

What's this thing?

That's the aqueduct.

It actually takes water to Los Angeles.

That's where you get your Evian.

What makes you think I drink Evian?

Oh, bright lights, big city.

Um, that would be New York.

All right.

Who's-- who's up, man?

Somebody drink a beer without throwing up.

Blue.

Nope, I'm all right.

Pete: Oh, that's right. I'm sorry, I forgot.

You drink too much of this, then you have to go pee,

then we all see you squatting in the brush.

- Do you wipe also? - Yes, I also wipe.

Fuck, every time? That sucks.

- I'll take one. - Pete: Ooh.

The movie star has a nut sack.

- Buzz-ow! - Yeah.

You should see me pee.

I'd like that.

And then you can find yourself some extra linens

in the cupboard right by the bathroom.

Okay, got it. Thank you. Thanks very much.

Yes.

Pete: Blue, you ready to die, man?

I hear it's a really bad death.

- Shut up. From who? - Keeler.

He said first you get all hot.

You start sweating profusely,

and everything gets real clear, intense.

And then you get really paranoid...

like all your worst fears start coming true.

It's like the devil's inside of you,

screaming "I told you so! I told you so!"

And then a billion little worms hatch inside your lungs

and burrow out until you die.

Where do you come up with this stuff?

- It's true. - They don't even know what it is.

( scoffs ) Yeah.

They know, and it's bad.

I didn't want to have to do this.

What are you doing, throwing gunpowder in a fire?

It's not gunpowder.

I boiled down some of that Empire Cola shit today

and that was the residue.

- Holy shit. - We're fucked.

Just because it's flammable doesn't mean it's lethal.

You could go at any time.

( groans )

That's not funny.

Pete... that's not funny.

Aah! Relax.

Fuckin' dork.

( country music plays on stereo )

♪ It's such a pretty world today ♪

♪ Look at the sunshine ♪

♪ Look at the sunshine, ooh ooh ooh ♪

♪ And every day's the same ♪

♪ Since I met you ♪

Now where did that giant ice cream cone come from, anyway?

My dad built it to attract people to the town.

See, it was a major mining town when he was a kid,

but when all the gold ran out, all the people left.

And after he built the cone,

all the other towns started copying him.

Now we have the biggest of everything.

There's the world's tallest thermometer,

the world's largest hubcap collection,

bottle cap collection,

even the largest ball of twine.

You name it, they have it out here somewhere.

♪ And every day's the same ♪

♪ Since I met you ♪

♪ It's such a pretty world today ♪

- Hey there. - Oh! Oops.

Sorry, I was... I was snooping.

That's okay.

I mean, I wouldn't have put it out there

if I didn't want people to look at it.

- Oh, thanks. - Yeah.

Did you see that one?

- What, that? - Yeah.

Yeah, I saw it, but I can't make heads or tails of it.

It's a UFO.

- Really? - Yeah. Look.

Took this three years ago, up in the hills.

'Course you can't really see the hills,

but there it is.

Now my husband says that that's the government

testing a new aircraft,

but then he was not there when I took it--

You know, I have to admit something to you.

I have read everything that your husband ever wrote.

Uh huh, yeah, hmm.

Well, no, really.

I mean, how he jump-started this town

back into existence with the big cone,

then he started the ocean park amusement.

A real trend-setter. A real pioneer, right?

Well, you can't believe everything that you read.

How's that?

For starters, he was a very unhappy man.

That's weird, because I mean,

he looks so happy in all these pictures.

Well, anybody can look happy in a photograph.

- Skye: What is that? - Blue: It's the plant.

That's where they make Empire Cola.

We get shitloads of it for free.

It's where that truck was going today.

It's strange-looking.

Yeah.

They built it there because they got a feed from the aqueduct.

It's a pretty evil company.

I've heard that they exploit thousands of workers

in Mexico and Taiwan.

And when they set up shop here,

they didn't even hire anybody from our town.

They imported cheaper labor

and set them up in Peaksville.

That's awful.

The water was supposed to be my dad's.

What for?

An ocean park. Baxter Beach.

My dad always said

that we have all this sand,

but no beach, and there's that damn aqueduct

just passing on by with more water than a freaking ocean.

He wanted to build that thing so bad.

See, the cone put the town on the map,

and the ocean park would keep it there for good.

The state originally had a deal with my dad for the feed,

but when the soda proposal came in,

they immediately authorized it and rejected my father's.

Assholes.

How did your dad die?

It, um, happened at the motel.

He'd been sleeping there most of the time anyway.

He was consumed with the beach,

and he wasn't able to function in his own house anymore.

Why not?

I don't know.

He thought I was losing my mind.

And I thought he was losing his mind,

because all he did was work on the water park.

And it just happened, all of a sudden, just like that.

The motel burst into flames in the middle of the night

and he died in his sleep.

They told me he didn't feel a thing.

Jeez. I'm sorry.

Do they have any idea how the fire got started?

They think it's the old wiring.

That building's been around since the Gold Rush.

Brittle as hell. Just went up, like that.

But you know it has been hardest on Blue.

He spent the whole last year with his dad on that beach,

every afternoon after school and then on the weekends.

Now he's taken the whole thing on his own shoulders.

He has even filed his own appeal for water.

I hope it doesn't consume him, too.

Now you could put all of that in your book, if you wanted to.

( door squeaks, closes )

Take your time. You finish eating,

what do you say we take a walk,

and we check out the ocean park.

No milk.

No milk.

Nope, we ran out of milk last night,

and then your guys wouldn't let the milkman through this morning,

so... no milk.

Man: I'll get right on it, Agent Summers.

- There's no milk. - Thanks.

Frank, how you doing? You look a little edgy.

You sleeping?

Frank: Fine as always.

Hey guys. Any news?

Agent Summers: Nothing yet.

- It's been, what, 15 hours? - ( phone ringing )

You know these things, they take time.

Sandy: Yeah, I mean, I know that.

I'd like to know something.

I mean, we don't know anything.

What are you people really doing here, anyway?

Wait here.

- Maybe that's some news. - So what?

No, no.

"Environmental Protection Agency

Rules and Guidelines to Hazardous Material Clean Up."

Maybe that'll help you out.

Wow.

Is that the hotel?

Gah.

It really was a fire, huh?

This is where it happened.

- Sad. - ( camera clicks )

- You got a second? - Sure, Billy.

- What's up? - Uh...

I got a call from the insurance company today,

and they ran some tests on the new samples.

And...

And?

Well, Sheriff,

they're saying some strange things.

Like what?

Like maybe somebody set fire to the motel.

Arson? They can't be serious.

I know.

I mean, who'd want to burn down the motel?

I don't know.

But we're dealing with more than arson.

That would make it a case of manslaughter.

Sure is pretty out here.

( alarm honks )

Except for that. What's that?

Skye: Empire Cola plant.

They stole the water feed off the aqueduct from Blue's dad.

That's why the ocean park never opened.

And they exploit workers in Mexico.

( rattling )

( spray can hissing )

Well, here it is.

- Where are you going? - I'm going to get a closer look.

No, Dad, let him work.

- What? - You can come back later.

( motor starting )

Pete: Hello, Blue boy!

What's up, man? What happened last night?

Did you close, kid, or what?

Get with the details.

Don't smell my fingers, man.

Give me the details, I'll tell you what you did wrong, man!

Blue: No details.

Did you get her fromby?

"Fromby"?

From behind.

Blue: No.

Nothing happened, huh uh.

- Nothing? - Nothing, man.

All we did was talk.

Shit, I don't even know where her head is at, you know.

Where her head is?

Listen to me. First prize is the pussy,

second prize is a set of steak knives.

- You want the steak knives? - No.

- Why the fuck do you care where her head's at? - Hey, shh.

- Hi. - Hello, Skye.

Hey.

Fromby.

Blue: Shut up, dude.

I'm outta here, my boys.

Skye: Really? Yeah.

702-555-4388.

Yeah.

Okay, talk to you later. Bye.

Sterling Brock is gonna call me.

- Here? - Yeah.

That must have been because he heard

you were hanging out with me.

I always forget to drink water

before I go to bed wasted.

You know, if you drink enough water,

you can pee out your hangover.

You don't pee out your hangover.

You replenish fluids.

"Replenish fluids."

Oh, I called my friend in Barstow.

She said she saw you on some TV show, "Maggie's World"?

She said you were pretty funny.

Thanks.

Hey, is your dad going to miss these much?

Nah, nah, he's not gonna care. Come on.

Haley: You guys.

Blue: Let's go baby, let's go. Right down the middle.

Right down the middle, baby.

Ohh!

( laughter )

Blue: Right down the middle, let's go, baby.

Skye: All right, let's go Cale!

- Cale: Ohh! - ( laughs )

Blue: Let's go baby, Right in here, right in here.

Yeah!

It's like cracking somebody's head open.

- You're sick. - Yep.

( booming )

- What was that? - Oh yeah, what's up?

- What's up now? - Blue: It's Pete.

He's got the potato cannon.

This is war!

Let's retaliate.

Okay, okay, it's lit.

( booming )

( booming )

Whoa!

- What's up? - Ely: Fuckin' losers!

- ( booming ) - Losers!

- Ow, ow-- - Ah ah! Stop it.

- You stay still. - ( laughter )

- Up... there. - Aah.

- What is it? - Ugh.

Pulp.

All right, that's it for orange baseball.

Now I want you to go read a good book or something.

What are you talking about, man?

I have a race to go to tomorrow and I'm gonna go practice today.

Son, you forget about that race.

The best thing for you is just go home and...

park that buggy.

"Buggy"?

This is an all-terrain vehicle.

55 horsepower, 8000 VT turbo.

- I'm very impressed. - High performance.

Now you and your all-terrain vehicle,

you're staying in town.

We don't know what's in that truck.

Could be hazardous materials.

We can't take any chances.

This is fuckin' bullshit, man.

This is bullshit. Let me through.

Son, it's for your own good.

I was trained as a Navy SEAL.

Those guys are pissin' me off, man.

Why, what's going on?

They tell me I can't go to this race tomorrow.

I mean, what the fuck?

What are you gonna do about it?

I don't know, man.

Go fuckin' bust some shit up.

( engine starts )

I'll be back.

( faint booming, thuds )

Blue: Wow.

You must have good people working for you.

No, they aren't here for me.

I was joking.

But I bet you it is the TV people, though.

News broadcasters love this kind of shit.

You think we're on TV?

Hey! Over here, man!

Well, I guess it'd be nothing new to you.

My dad hated the news.

He said the news is the only business in the world

where people are actually happy when people die.

- Happy? - Yeah.

A big story means some reporter somewhere

gets their name on the front of some newspaper.

Heck, they might even throw an office party.

We gotta talk to you.

It's been nearly 48 hours and we're gonna need some information.

People around here are getting scared.

We don't have to tell you anything.

No, you do. Look, it says right here,

"In 1986, the EPA passed the Emergency Planning Community Right To Know Act,

under which any community at risk of contamination..."

both: "...has a right to know the extent of the danger."

You have to tell us what you know.

I already did.

You've told us nothing.

Exactly what we know, nothing.

What do you mean? You walk around talking

on that little phone of yours all day

and you're saying you don't know anything?

Exactly.

Bastard.

- Anybody seen Keeler? - Nope.

Well, the mayor's been calling for him.

Needs to talk to him.

Looks like that position in Peaksville's gonna work out,

if we live.

- That'd be great. - Hey, Sheriff.

This government guy, he won't say anything.

I mean, what the hell is going on?

- Can you do something? - I don't know what to say, Sandy.

It's their show. I am powerless.

My hands are tied.

Any news?

Nothing yet.

Radio DJ: More on the Baxter situation as it comes in.

They found traces of gasoline

in parts of the samples.

- I don't know how to ask you this. - What?

They're saying that someone intentionally set fire to the motel.

They're saying it was arson.

Arson?

You gotta be honest with me, Elizabeth.

You think I burned down the motel?

I didn't do it.

You gotta tell me the truth.

Now the earlier I can get involved with this, the better,

but I need to know the truth.

If you could do anything you wanted to, right now,

what would it be?

Go swimming in the ocean.

- You've never been to the ocean? - Nope.

Maybe it's because these are everywhere.

Seashells in the desert.

Yeah.

I think this used to be an ocean,

and right now we're walking on the ocean floor.

And you see those bushes?

Those used to be kelp.

So why didn't your dad ever take you there?

I don't know.

I guess he was so fixed on bringing the ocean here.

Skye: It's beautiful.

We all thought that people would travel miles

just to spend the day by the water,

go canoeing, go down the waterslide,

or just lay out in the sun.

Even if the state doesn't give us the water,

the big one will wipe out LA

and we'll be sitting on beachfront property.

You know, if you close your eyes,

you can pretend there's water.

( sighs )

( coyote howls )

Pete: Fuck them, man. They can't just keep me

out of the race, you know what I mean?

I'm winning that fuckin' thing tomorrow.

You guys, you want to get cremated or buried?

I don't care, whatever. Bury me, burn me.

Why does it matter?

It matters.

I don't want to rot in a box while some bugs

and worms and weird animals eat out my eyeballs.

I want to rot in a box.

Me too. I don't want to be burned.

Not me, I want to be cremated.

How about you?

Yeah, cremated...

then have my ashes thrown in the ocean.

Guys, I just thought of something.

Congratulations.

We have to make up our wills.

Hello, Hershey squirt. If you go, we all go,

so who you gonna leave all your stuff to?

All right, fuck the wills.

We're not going anywhere.

All right, well, let's say we do.

Let's say we all die, like tomorrow.

This is our last night.

What's the one thing you'd want to do?

You go first.

I don't know, man. I just want to make it till tomorrow night

and win that fuckin' race, that's it.

They're watching the town pretty close, man.

Haley...

they're gonna watch me fuckin' burn rubber on their heads.

Don't call it an all-terrain vehicle for nothing.

What about you?

I want to blow myself up in front of my family.

Don't laugh. She's serious.

That would be so cool.

"Mom, Dad?" "Yes?"

Boom.

I got the shit to do it, too.

I could blow up this whole fucking town.

That's true.

Your turn.

I don't know.

I've never been able to figure out

what I want to do.

- I hate that question. - Come on, deputy.

- What? - Tell them.

- Tell them what? - Out with it, Cale.

Cale wants to take Keeler's position,

be deputy sheriff when he leaves.

Oh, ho, ho!

What's so funny? He'll make a great deputy.

The first thing I'd do is lock your sorry ass up.

- ( laughter ) - Yeah, fuck you.

- And then yours. - Yeah, but that's long-term.

I mean, I'm talking about now.

If there was one thing you could do right now,

what would it be?

I don't know.

Get fucked up, I guess.

What about you, Blue?

- I don't know. - Aw, God.

You guys have no balls.

( snickers )

She stole my idea.

♪ Crackling light ♪

♪ In the crackling clouds ♪

♪ Here in the crackling night ♪

♪ I want you now ♪

♪ If this is not hate ♪

♪ I don't know how ♪

♪ I ever over-underrate ♪

♪ Here on Earth ♪

♪ Where the wind and the rain prevail ♪

♪ It bends what you build... ♪

The kid's on the bike. It's heading your way.

Got a kid on the bike. He's heading west.

Do not cross the roadblock.

Damn it. Stop right now!

Pull that bike over!

Come back here.

Come back here right now!

( faint gunshot )

Did you hear that?

What?

I don't know.

- Jesus Christ! - What the hell happened here?

This guy shot him.

I was aiming for the tires.

- He's breathing. - Is he okay?

This is unbelievable!

What are you, out of your mind?

You don't know what we're dealing with.

No, you don't know what you're dealing with!

He's a kid, mister! You can't just shoot him!

He blatantly disobeyed Federal agents.

He was on his way to a race!

Come on, let's get him to my office.

Billy: Is he gonna be all right?

Doctor: It's not the gunshot I'm worried about.

It hit the shoulder. But he must've been going pretty fast

when he took the fall. I'm gonna get the stretcher. Don't move him!

What happened?

This guy right here shot him.

What were you thinking?

He was fleeing. He didn't pose a threat.

He was out of range for you to shoot accurately.

- I don't know. - You shot him in the back.

I'm gonna have to ask you for your gun, Frank.

I can't believe they can just shoot someone like that.

You should see the cops where I live.

They're such assholes.

And they can do whatever they want whenever they want.

Run red lights, stop signs,

make illegal u-turns all the time,

put their sirens on just to go to the donut shop.

Friend of mine has this bumper sticker.

"Save a donut, shoot a cop."

I'm gonna kill that motherfucker.

Announcer: And there's the green flag.

We're in the final lap of the 1998 ATV Invitational,

and what a race this is turning out to be.

Telly Clems is still holding on to the lead by a lane.

Clems rounds the hairpin, beautiful execution.

Look at him go over the short jump flawlessly!

Here comes Randy Flowers, he's coming up along the outside.

Clems sticks the south turn to the final stretch

toward the checkered flag.

Flowers is closing in on him.

This is a race, folks. We've got a race here.

And it's--

Telly Clems takes first place in the--

( loud booming )

( barking )

- Whoa. - Holy shit.

- What was that? - She's done it this time.

That's my car.

My car. Who the hell did this?

Relax, Frank. Relax.

Get the fuck off me, you jerkoffs!

I didn't do anything!

Are you responsible for this?

Are you responsible

for shooting my boyfriend, butt jizz?

We're not talking about that right now.

Did you blow up that car?

I had nothing to do with it, sir.

She put a device in the gas tank, sir.

I saw her do it, and she lit it with this.

What's this lighter for?

To light the stick of dynamite

I'm gonna shove up your ass!

What do you want us to do with her?

Why don't you just pop her in the back of the head?

Frank. Frank.

Why don't you take a walk?

Take a walk.

You know, this is a serious offense.

- You blew up Federal property. - He shot him.

I know he did,

but someone could have been seriously hurt or even killed.

How about you promise me you won't blow anything else up?

Okay.

Let her go.

Yeah, it totally flipped. She totaled it.

Good job.

- Thanks. - Yeah, you should have seen it, man.

It was great.

Are those painkillers?

Yeah, these are-- those are real good.

They're real good. It's for pain.

What was it like getting shot?

Well, I got shot in the back

and then the bullet came out where the blood is.

That's disgusting.

- It went all the way through? - Yeah.

Dude, turn it up.

Announcer: Telly, let me ask you something.

Do you think the absence of defending champion Pete Kepler

took anything out of the race for you?

Telly: Yeah, that was luck. If he'd been here today,

he'd only see one thing: my rear tires.

Announcer: Well, that's big words from the new winner

of the Peaksville Invitational--

( radio clicks off )

- Cocksucker. - Next year, champ. Next year.

Do you want another painkiller?

Yeah, it was just an M-80 in the gas tank.

You dangle it in about an inch above the actual gas,

run about five feet of wick outside the car.

That shit really blew, though.

Must've been low on gas.

The lower the gas, the bigger the bang.

And you read all this in a magazine?

You can buy all this?

Yeah. I mean, the explosives are a little more difficult.

They're controlled, like drugs.

But I've got this great contact in Nevada if you ever want anything.

Thanks.

- What is this? - A pipe.

Yeah, I can see that.

You fill that with gunpowder,

and then you can add metal pieces if you want to,

like nuts and screws and stuff,

and then you put in the charge.

It's like the tip of a match,

except for it's ignited by battery.

So you connect both ends of this to a battery, and boom.

I don't have a remote kit yet,

so I have to run wire from the bomb to the detonator.

Remote kit's like 500 bucks.

You're really into this stuff.

It's sort of like a sport, you know?

- Like skeet shooting. - Skeet shooting?

Yeah, imagine if bombing was an Olympic sport.

You've got two teams, and they both are given the same supplies,

and they both have to destroy the same target.

Whoever destroys it the best wins.

I'd bring home the gold.

I'm scared, Billy.

Don't be.

Well, I mean, that shit was really scary.

I don't think I've ever seen anything like that before.

Yeah, there's a lot of dynamite around here

from the old mining days.

What, they used pipe bombs to mine gold?

No, they didn't use pipe bombs.

Ely has done a little modification of the materials.

Oh! Oh! ( laughs )

( engine starts )

( sirens wail )

All right, listen up.

Just spoke with Dr. Gordon.

Says we're all gonna be okay.

- Oh. - It was a blood clot.

- A blood clot? - Affirmative.

A blood clot entered his heart,

no more driver.

- Baxter is safe once again. - See? We're okay.

- Hallelujah. - I knew it.

You did not!

Caroline, set me up with a Coors.

What's wrong?

- Nothing. - We're okay.

I know.

I was just having a fun time dying with you.

Okay, we get all our stuff together,

we can be on the road in ten minutes.

I'm just kidding. We're gonna leave in the morning.

I gotta go tell Pete.

We're okay. You can go home now.

You haven't seen Agent Bellows, have you?

No, I haven't.

I can't find him anywhere.

Have you tried calling him on his cellular surveillance phone?

I tried, but he's not picking up.

Well, I've been thinking that he's been abducted.

Of course, he would be an odd choice,

but if you want to call him again, phone's right there.

Thanks.

So we can go into Peaksville tonight.

They have a bowling alley.

Or we can be original and start a bonfire

and hang out at the aqueduct.

Come on.

Cheer up.

Let's see those golden gloves.

Back to all the big auditions and shit?

Sterling Brock?

"Oil Slick"?

( cell phone rings )

- Did you hear that? - What?

- ( cell phone rings ) - That.

( cell phone rings )

- Are you coming? - No.

( cell phone rings )

No, I'll hang out here.

( cell phone rings )

Skye: Blue! Come here!

Is he okay?

Yeah, yeah, he's breathing.

Guess he just passed out or something.

He's drunk, just...

Detective Bellows?

He stinks, ugh.

I'll get help.

( monitors beeping )

♪ Hey doctor ♪

♪ I'm going crazy ♪

Is he dead?

No, he just mixed Xanax with alcohol.

Pete: Are you kidding me? Xanax with alcohol?

- Pussy. - Where's Blue?

I don't know.

♪ I'm going crazy ♪

♪ I'm going crazy ♪

Hey.

Hey.

You all right?

Yeah.

You sure?

Yeah, I just got sort of freaked out.

Yeah, me too.

I thought he was dead there for a second.

I've never seen a dead body before.

You?

Hey, are you sure you're all right?

Yeah, it's just, um...

that's the first I've been in there since...

my dad hung himself.

I thought he died in his sleep.

Yeah, that's what everyone thinks.

But it's not true.

He hung himself and I found him.

He left a note saying how sorry he was,

but he didn't say why he did it.

I'm sure it was because of this place.

I just wanted everyone to remember him

as someone who was happy.

He wasn't happy, though. He wasn't happy at all.

I couldn't let him just go like that.

Everyone would've called him a failure.

I took him down and put him in bed.

Then I set fire to the place.

( door opens, closes )

Hey.

Hey, come here. Look at what I'm doing.

I dug up some old photographs,

so I thought I'd make a new album.

( laughs ) I like this one.

This one's good.

What's wrong?

I could blow up your dad's car

- if you want to stay longer. - Thanks.

- Where's Blue? - He said he'd meet us here.

Blue is probably off squatting in the bushes.

You know, maybe he shouldn't have come out.

It's just the painkillers. He'll be fine.

Didn't you see what happened to the detective?

You're not supposed to mix those things with alcohol.

Wow, you shut down one respiratory system,

and now everyone's a doctor.

I'm out here celebrating our newfound freedom.

Ely: It's just gonna get boring again.

I kind of liked having those freaks around.

What do you mean? They shot me.

Yeah, well, it would be different if you were dead.

You guys, it's been really cool being here.

Let's drink to that.

Eh, fuck the FBI.

I thought I was doing the right thing.

- ( Billy scoffs ) - For my dad.

I'm sorry.

I'll help you rebuild it.

Billy, are you covered against arson?

Yeah.

It just...

Wow.

( engines start )

So...

now that we know everything...

what do you say we just pretend that we know nothing?

- Hi there. - Hi.

Thanks. He's all yours.

So...

how'd it go?

Got a new job building the motel.

- Cool. - So when do you leave?

In about 20 minutes.

Let's go for a ride, then.

Okay.

- All right? - Yeah.

Skye? There's a Sterling Brock on the phone for you.

- Can you take a message? - Okay.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

All right.

♪ And it's a perfect sunset ♪

♪ High above the trees ♪

♪ And the night is falling ♪

♪ Feel a chill in the breeze ♪

♪ Thinking of you ♪

♪ The whole day through ♪

♪ There's a quiet moment ♪

♪ When the sun leaves the sky ♪

( tapping )

♪ And a flash of turquoise ♪

♪ In the blink of an eye ♪

What's up, poster girl?

Deputy, huh?

You won't ever arrest me, will you?

Probably not.

Telly, this is Pete. I'm number one.

I'm number one, you fuckin' scumbag!

When my brother starts racing,

you'll be number three.

♪ All ♪

♪ The promises ♪

♪ We keep to ourselves ♪

♪ Why, oh, why ♪

- ♪ Can't they be ♪ - Hey.

- Hi. - ♪ For someone else ♪

Kids went for a ride. They're coming right back.

Well, I just came by to say thanks for everything.

Oh, well, you're welcome.

Welcome, it was nice having you here.

You know, I was thinking actually,

next time I come up north,

if I could maybe stop by and see you.

Yeah, I'd like that.

- That be okay? - Mm-hmm.

They turned into these invisible ninjas,

and they had all those throwing stars, and--

( loud booming )

Skye: Shit.

- What the hell was that? - That's Ely.

Oh, shit.

That was the big one.

♪ All that matters in the end ♪

♪ Are the good times that have been ♪

♪ Living's tiresome, killing a sin ♪

♪ And death is easy if you've been ♪

♪ And you don't think of the bad times ♪

♪ When you're dying yeah ♪

- Get in, I'll drive. - ♪ I don't believe ♪

♪ You heard what I said ♪

♪ Don't bar the windows, keep out of my way ♪

♪ I got so little time to pray ♪

♪ I want to have fun ♪

♪ I got no time to take from my games ♪

♪ To pay my dues riding box car trains ♪

♪ Throw me a pillow fight, let's go insane ♪

- ♪ I like to run ♪ - Oh, she's in for it now.

♪ So hurt no one else ♪

♪ Put your cares on a shelf ♪

♪ And come along with me ♪

♪ Sweet misery ♪

♪ It don't matter if you're six or 63 ♪

♪ Once you have lost your hold on the dream ♪

♪ Forget that you're human, become a machine ♪

♪ You're old and you're tethered ♪

♪ But if you'd really like to be free ♪

♪ Forget calculations and ancient history ♪

♪ Take hold of the dream, grab it with me ♪

♪ 'Cause now it's forever ♪

♪ So hurt no one else ♪

♪ Put your cares on a shelf ♪

♪ And come along with me ♪

♪ Sweet misery ♪

♪ All that matters in the end ♪

♪ All the good times that have been ♪

♪ Living's tiresome and killing's a sin ♪

♪ And death is easy if you've been ♪

♪ And you don't think of the bad times ♪

♪ When you're dying. ♪

( music plays )

♪ And I can do the Frug ♪

♪ I can do the RoboCop ♪

♪ I can do the Freddie ♪

♪ I cannot do the Smurf ♪

♪ And I can hate your girl ♪

♪ I can tell you that she's real pretty ♪

♪ I can take my clothes off ♪

♪ I cannot fall in love ♪

♪ And I can do the Frug ♪

♪ I can do the RoboCop ♪

♪ I can do the Freddie ♪

♪ I cannot do the Smurf ♪

♪ She cannot do the Smurf ♪

♪ I can watch TV ♪

♪ I can shuffle off to Buffalo ♪

♪ I can do a backbend ♪

♪ I will not call you back ♪

♪ And I can start a book ♪

♪ I can make some mac and cheese ♪

♪ I can sleep 12 hours ♪

♪ You'll never see my eyes ♪

♪ And I can do the Frug ♪

♪ I can do the RoboCop ♪

♪ I can do the Freddie ♪

♪ I cannot do the Smurf ♪

♪ She cannot do the Smurf ♪

♪ And I can hate your girl ♪

♪ I can tell you that she's real pretty ♪

♪ I can take my clothes off ♪

♪ I cannot fall in love ♪

♪ You'll never see my eyes ♪

♪ I will not call you back ♪

♪ I cannot do the Smurf ♪

♪ I cannot fall in love ♪

♪ I'll never fall in love ♪

♪ I cannot fall in love ♪

♪ I cannot fall in love ♪

♪ I cannot fall in love ♪

♪ I'll never fall in love ♪

( music plays )

♪ When you feel let down ♪

♪ And the flower's turning brown ♪

♪ Break it up, yeah ♪

♪ Break it up, yeah ♪

♪ You're a fool to not be cruel ♪

♪ For what you're gonna do ♪

♪ Break it up, yeah ♪

♪ Break it up, yeah ♪

♪ If it's an old man, a young boy ♪

♪ You're hanging with another guy ♪

♪ I'm no fool, I'll never be true to you ♪

♪ If it's an old man, a young boy ♪

♪ You're hanging with another guy ♪

♪ I'm no fool, I'll never be true to you ♪

♪ Break it up, break it up, yeah ♪

♪ Break it up, break it up, yeah ♪

♪ Break it up, break it up, yeah ♪

♪ When the slap starts to hurt ♪

♪ And your heart is gonna burst ♪

♪ Break it up, yeah ♪

♪ Break it up, yeah ♪

♪ You're a fool to let the cruel ♪

♪ Tell you what to do ♪

♪ Break it up, yeah ♪

♪ Break it up, yeah ♪

♪ If it's an old man, a young boy ♪

♪ You're hanging with another guy ♪

♪ I'm no fool, I'll never be true to you ♪

♪ Old man, young boy ♪

♪ You're hanging with another guy ♪

♪ I'm no fool, I'll never be true to you ♪

♪ Break it up, break it up, yeah ♪

♪ Break it up, break it up, yeah ♪

♪ Break it up, break it up, yeah ♪

♪ Before you break down ♪

♪ Now you're alone ♪

♪ And there's nothing worse than home ♪

♪ Break it up, yeah ♪

♪ Break it up, yeah ♪

♪ Go back to the chain ♪

♪ 'Cause nothing is the same ♪

♪ Break it up ♪

♪ Before you break down ♪

( yelps, growling )