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Bagged anything... err, George?
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Not yet. Drop your shoulder
and swing through.
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OK, Big Boy.
And don't call me Big Boy.
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Ah, m'grandson. Isn't it? Hmm?
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Nothing half so much worth doing
as simply messing about with guns.
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Strewth! You certainly know
my size, dear, don't you?
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I generally park here. Ha-ha!
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Julia has written to me. Our sister.
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She asks if I approve
of the decision
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she outlined in the previous letter.
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Ah, do you? I have no idea.
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I have received no previous letter.
She sent it care of you.
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Precisely.
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It is now God-knows-where in this
demented shambles of a desk of yours.
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You'll simply have to find it.
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Whose work is this? Is it George,
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your grandson?
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Is it? It's not an awfully good
likeness. Fellow's in a dress.
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Find the letter. For all we know,
Julia could be grievously ill.
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If Mr Baxter were here...
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I wouldn't give Baxter a poke
in the eye with a burnt stick,
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let alone have him
back in the house.
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And if you were still in the
room you would appreciate
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the vehemence with which I say that.
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Ah, Beach! This is
Miss Georgia Sparks.
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I say, you've gone puce.
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Ah, knew he'd rumble you. He's
a connoisseur of the dancing pages.
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Indeed, Mr Frederick, I recognised
the young lady instantly.
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Yeah, the sultana of shimmy.
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Give over, Freddie,
you're embarrassing the poor man.
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Beach has been elevated to
a state where embarrassment
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is medically impossible.
He's seen it all. Back in a tick.
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Do you dance, Mr B? Not as such,
Miss. We'll soon fix that.
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I'll have you wiggling like a jelly
before I'm done with you.
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Who is that extraordinary person
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and why is she inciting my butler
to wiggle like a jelly?
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Not bad. Of course, Aunt Connie's
chin is even pointier.
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My room? Show me
anything you like, dear.
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Oh... it's perfectly simple.
She's a hoofer at The Pussy.
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But Georgia is not the issue.
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How does my grandson fit into this?
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He doesn't. Do try
to keep up, guv'nor.
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That's Georgia out there,
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teaching Beach how to
shake his substantial can.
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The problem is her brother, Nobby.
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Nobby?
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He's a charming bloke. Interesting
collection of facial scars.
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I met him at The Dogs at Mile End.
I owe him a bit of money,
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and he's being a little
standoffish about it. So,
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I told him I'd tool
down to Blandings
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and tickle up the smackers.
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He said, in that case, his little
sister might just tool along too,
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in a sightseeing sort of way, she'd
never been west of Shepherd's Bush.
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I have to return her, plus loot
in full, on Monday morning.
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So... how about it, guv'nor?
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If I don't cough the lolly,
I am skewered.
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Coughing the lolly?
You lost me on hoofing the pussy.
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I'm asking you, man to man -
will you sub me the necessary rhino?
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Oh, you certainly don't mind where
you put things, do you, dear!?
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Ha! Missed.
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Can I've a go now,
Uncle Freddie? No.
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Bigger one, please.
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You have to allow for the crosswind.
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Missed! My turn. No. One more.
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And also the curvature
of the earth.
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Oh, er, ooh.
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Mr Baxter. How may I be of...?
Lady Constance sent for me.
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At 11:14 on a Friday,
she will be writing letters
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in the drawing room.
I know my way.
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Don't forget to swing through.
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OK, Big Boy.
And don't call me Big Boy.
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We do not machine-gun our elders.
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If we are machine-gunned,
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we do not limit our disciplinary
remarks to,
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"Don't call me Big Boy."
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Jeepers. Who is this blister?
George!
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I am your tutor, young man.
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Tutor? In the summer holidays?
Crikey, that ponks.
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Clarence, have you no
authority over this child?
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Well, it does ponk!
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An end to uncouth slang, I think.
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Yes, from now on, things are
going to be rather different.
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I believe you are
in possession of a gun.
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Bring it to me.
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Fellow lays a finger on my desk,
I'll blow his ruddy bonce off.
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Julia might be so ill she is
preparing to take her own life.
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Dear old Nobby, ha-ha.
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The thing about Nobby... is...
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well, that he hates my guts
and he wants to kill me. Ha-ha.
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Oh, Nobby hates everybody.
It's a sort of a style thing.
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But he's never actually
killed a person. Oh, good!
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There was that one man who had
to go to hospital to have a
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megaphone removed, which can't have
been nice, but he owed Nobby money.
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How silly of him.
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Hello, sheepy!
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That is a sheep, innit?
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Cause and effect.
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Your father is Lord Emsworth's
eldest son, Lord Bosham.
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Where is Lord Bosham? In France.
Doing what?
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Having a holiday without a tutor.
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He has left you here without
a structured timetable.
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His delinquency is the cause.
Your insolence is the effect.
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Do you eat lunch, Mr Baxter?
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Never. It bloats the bowel
and dulls the mind,
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time frittered that could be spent
rigorously card-indexing. Why?
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My brother eats lunch. It is
the one time you can be confident
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he will not be at his desk.
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I know who it is you remind me of.
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My first proper boyfriend.
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Big-boned, he was.
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Lovely mover.
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What the deuce?
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The sentiment you are groping for
so unattractively, Clarence,
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runs as follows,
"How kind of you, Mr Baxter,
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"for doing all this
on your own initiative.
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"I shall give serious thought to
reinstating you as my secretary."
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Clarence, you look like an ostrich
goggling a brass doorknob. Speak.
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Dear God!
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My brother is delighted.
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One has done what one
can in the time available.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, it's
the appointed hour for geometry.
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Ah, ha-ha, yes.
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Oh!
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You don't know what
geometry is, do you, Clarence?
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Of course I do,
it's a type of camel.
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I also know why you're doing this.
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You're trying to find that
damned letter of Julia's.
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Eh? Have you found it? No.
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And unless you intend to invent
a questionable new fashion of
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neckwear, I suggest you disembarrass
yourself of the table napery.
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I shall not have that secretary
as my blasted Baxter!
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Dash it, I mean it! I am on the
point of becoming atrocious.
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Bah!
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I have some unfinished
business to attend to
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concerning Lord Emsworth's study.
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When I return, I expect you
to know your isosceles
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from your scalene.
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What are you doing, man?
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I...just dropped my ledger.
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And it fell up the drainpipe?
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Fellow's as potty as a parrot.
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Ah! Gah!
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Insupportable, Beach. I cannot
even find me damned whiffle.
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Care Of The Pig is currently
in your hand, my lord.
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Oh, good heavens. How the devil
was I expected to find that?
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Beach, you're armed.
Are we under threat?
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Not presently, my lord.
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I used to have one like that.
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Quite, quite handy with it,
as a matter of fact.
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Oh! Good heavens, why have you given
me this instrument, Beach?
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Clarence! Your grandson
has shot Mr Baxter.
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Was Baxter on the gravel
or up a drainpipe? What?
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Well, the former is not a sporting
shot. Tutors are not ground game.
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Oh... Do you remember when we were
children, when Julia shot
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that big governess when she was
going up the nursery steps?
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What was her name? Beach?
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The incident unfortunately occurred
before my arrival, my lord.
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There was no incident.
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There jolly well was. Fortunately,
she was wearing a bustle.
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That's the governess, not Julia.
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Beach, that will be all.
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Clarence, are you a
complete drooling halfwit?
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Or are you on some private crusade
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to render this family
utterly ridiculous?
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No, no, no, Connie, Julia definitely
bagged the big governess.
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She did it because you took a
pot-shot at the woman and missed.
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Ruddy great target,
slow-moving, padded.
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What was her name?
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Right, Clarence, I am sending you
your grandson to be disciplined. Oh!
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And until Julia's letter
is unearthed,
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this house is under martial law.
Baxter is in command
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Well, that's as may be, Connie,
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but I'm about to go and consult the
only female in this establishment
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that talks sense.
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Great, big woman.
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Backside the size
of Durham Cathedral.
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Curiously, the same sort of shape.
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How Connie managed to miss her,
I don't... Hello, Grandpapa.
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Hello, my boy.
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Great Aunt Connie said
you wanted to see me.
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What? Eh? Ah... Oh, yes.
What's all this...
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shooting Baxter,
all that sort of thing?
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You could've had his eye out.
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Unlikely. He was bending over.
Just a minute.
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Did you pot Baxter in the seat
of the trousers?
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I mean, disgraceful.
I expect he jumped?
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Like billy-o. Did he, indeed?
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Your Great Aunt Julia once bagged a
governess under similar conditions.
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Coo! Did she jump?
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Like the dickens!
Yes, and she squealed.
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Now, look here, my dear fellow,
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all this business of
shooting tutors' back in, you know,
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it really just isn't on, you know.
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OK, Big Boy. Now, George!
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Would you care to give
The Empress a slice of potato?
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This place would make
a cracking nightclub.
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Just take up all this stuff...
What is it?
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Grass. Yeah.
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Get rid of that, whack a
decent bit of patio down,
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you could dance all night.
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Oh, Beachypoo,
I do love a challenge.
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Built for comfort and speed.
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I'll have you firing
on all cylinders.
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What's this?
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It's your hand.
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Look. I know this cannot help but
complicate the situation. But...
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I do think you're rather jolly.
Oh, Freddie, I say!
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Baxter, what are you doing,
creeping up like that?
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I did not creep.
I manifested silently.
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As you ask,
I'm considering my position.
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The tendency for larkiness
in this place is deplorable.
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But I warn you, Mr Threepwood,
it is a very grave error
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to get gay with me.
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The other thing is you could do is
move some of them big floppy things.
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Trees.
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Barley's Compendium Of Pig
Constipation... Ah, bingo!
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Ah!
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Top shooting, guv'nor..
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That gun is not in my possession.
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It has not been in my possession for
the last half hour, do you follow?
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Very well, my lord.
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Will you excuse me a second?
Why, what you done?
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I just have to blackmail my father.
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On the contrary,
I chastised the child thoroughly.
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Very disagreeable
it was for him, too.
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I said to him,
"Now, look here... George.
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"You know how to load that thing
and I don't."
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Was that the full extent
of the chastisement?
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What does it matter what I said?
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Because the infernal child
shot me again.
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I expect you imagined it.
Could have been a wasp.
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A wasp? You probably sat on it.
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Ah! How did you know I was once
again stricken on the buttocks?
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Begging your pardon, Lady Constance.
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If not a wasp, then a rash.
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I am not an authority
on your buttocks, Baxter,
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but it is clear that life in the
countryside does not agree with you.
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Would you excuse us, Mr Baxter?
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It was you.
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What was me?
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How dare you say, "It was you"
in that sepulchral tone?
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00:17:29,826 --> 00:17:33,065
Are you accusing me
of shooting Baxter?
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The gun was in Pant's beachtry.
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00:17:35,826 --> 00:17:38,344
I've no idea how to load
the ruddy thing!
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00:17:38,345 --> 00:17:40,906
Clarence, that doesn't
even qualify as a lie.
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That is just noise leaking
out of your face.
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You can consider your
study commandeered.
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Now get out.
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There is a point beyond
which one should not go,
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and you've just gone it.
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00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:06,506
I take my leave of you, Connie, for
fear that I shall become brusque.
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What ho, guv'nor.
Frederick. Lovely day.
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Yes, excessively lovely. Perfect
visibility. Day like this, you could
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pot a medium-size tutor
over a distance of...
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ten yards? 15. As you say.
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00:18:42,146 --> 00:18:46,905
No, I observed you take aim with
a hideous look of low cunning,
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plug Baxter in the jacksie
and coolly withdraw.
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00:18:49,945 --> 00:18:51,466
It was beautiful to watch.
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00:18:53,146 --> 00:18:59,265
Alas, the popular press may
fail to share my view.
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"Barking Toff Mows Down
Hapless Servant"
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is more likely to be their line.
Frederick.
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00:19:03,465 --> 00:19:06,864
"Blazers Emsworth," they'll say.
Frederick, Frederick, no.
264
00:19:06,865 --> 00:19:10,984
Well, I'm sorry. But my doctor
insists I must not have megaphones
265
00:19:10,985 --> 00:19:13,904
inserted into my person. Oh!
And that's what's going to happen
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00:19:13,905 --> 00:19:16,506
if I don't pay Scarf ace Nobby
first thing Monday morning.
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00:19:16,507 --> 00:19:18,585
This is despicable.
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00:19:18,586 --> 00:19:22,825
Despicable's a little rich
from a man who leans
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casually from his window and
riddles his staff with hot lead.
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00:19:27,426 --> 00:19:31,186
No, this is one family shame
I cannot consent to hide.
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00:19:33,066 --> 00:19:34,306
How much?
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600 quid.
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00:19:45,946 --> 00:19:48,066
If I were still your secretary...
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00:19:50,146 --> 00:19:55,145
I would wonder how such
a large quantity of cash
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should be accounted.
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00:19:58,466 --> 00:20:01,626
I haven't the faintest idea
what you're talking about.
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00:20:02,906 --> 00:20:08,225
Absolutely. Which is why I'd have
to ask Lady Constance for her
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analysis of the expenditure.
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00:20:12,746 --> 00:20:17,585
£600 is not an amount
that can simply mislaid.
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That would be criminally negligent.
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Baxter.
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My dear Baxter.
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Do, please, consider resuming
your previous position
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here as my secretary.
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Permanently. For life.
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00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:48,265
Very well. Once the servant
Beach has brought in my valise
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and the money has been returned
to me for safekeeping,
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00:20:50,787 --> 00:20:55,466
I shall continue purging your study
of disfiguring clutter.
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"Commandeered."
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Ruddy cheek.
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Ah!
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Beach!
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I rang for you.
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Stop acting the giddy goat and
take this message to Lord Emsworth.
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00:21:49,866 --> 00:21:53,386
I shall not linger in
this nest of vipers!
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00:21:55,186 --> 00:21:58,146
What the devil is the fellow
trying to say now?
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00:21:58,147 --> 00:22:02,105
Mr Baxter is tendering
his resignation, my lord.
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00:22:02,106 --> 00:22:03,625
In what sense?
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00:22:03,626 --> 00:22:06,384
In the sense that he wishes to
be relieved of employment
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00:22:06,385 --> 00:22:10,024
at Blandings, in any capacity,
as from your receipt of his note.
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00:22:10,025 --> 00:22:13,506
Good God, how quickly can I receive
it? It's in your hand, my lord.
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00:22:14,506 --> 00:22:15,626
Oh. Good God.
303
00:22:17,626 --> 00:22:23,505
And I must add on my behalf, that
I wish to submit my month's notice.
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00:22:23,506 --> 00:22:26,106
Yes, yes, yes, by all means, Beach.
305
00:22:27,506 --> 00:22:31,065
As I, too, shall be
leaving your employment.
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00:22:31,066 --> 00:22:33,186
Yes, to be sure, yes,
have a whole bottle.
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00:22:35,266 --> 00:22:36,706
Very good, my lord.
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00:22:39,906 --> 00:22:41,546
"Immediate resignation..."
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00:22:44,666 --> 00:22:46,106
"Baxter."
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00:23:02,746 --> 00:23:04,625
Have you spoken with Beach?
311
00:23:04,626 --> 00:23:08,185
He tendered his resignation,
and you accepted it.
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00:23:08,186 --> 00:23:11,985
No, no, no. Baxter resigned.
Beach brought me the...
313
00:23:11,986 --> 00:23:13,624
I have been speaking with Beach.
314
00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:15,546
Ah, now, look, look,
look there, you see,
315
00:23:15,547 --> 00:23:19,705
that's where you're mixing this up.
You are you and I am...
316
00:23:19,706 --> 00:23:21,145
Oh...
317
00:23:21,146 --> 00:23:24,906
Did you say Beach has
handed in his notice?
318
00:23:26,226 --> 00:23:28,826
It's all this terrible business
with Julia's letter,
319
00:23:28,827 --> 00:23:30,505
it has left me demented.
320
00:23:30,506 --> 00:23:33,626
Good God, Connie, what have
you been doing to the man?
321
00:23:35,266 --> 00:23:36,985
I shot him.
322
00:23:36,986 --> 00:23:41,265
I went to speak with Beach in
his pantry and he wasn't there,
323
00:23:41,266 --> 00:23:46,545
but the wretched gun was,
and through the window I saw him
324
00:23:46,546 --> 00:23:52,066
puffing across the lawn, and all
of a sudden... I couldn't resist it.
325
00:23:54,506 --> 00:23:55,786
What sort of range?
326
00:23:55,787 --> 00:23:59,826
What? Good heavens, Clarence,
I have no idea. 20 yards?
327
00:24:02,106 --> 00:24:03,546
What can it possibly matter?
328
00:24:03,547 --> 00:24:08,425
You couldn't hit a moving butler
at 20 yards, don't be absurd.
329
00:24:08,426 --> 00:24:11,865
If you couldn't pot
Doris Mapleton's titanic,
330
00:24:11,866 --> 00:24:14,065
snail-paced rump at... Oh!
331
00:24:14,066 --> 00:24:16,626
Did you see, I just remembered
both her names? Ha-ha!
332
00:24:18,346 --> 00:24:20,866
Clarence, Beach has resigned.
333
00:24:25,066 --> 00:24:29,266
Remain, sir, in that
semi-recumbent posture.
334
00:24:30,506 --> 00:24:34,866
What's all this dashed nonsense?
Leaving me?
335
00:24:36,746 --> 00:24:40,146
Better to tender my resignation,
my lord, than to be dismissed.
336
00:24:40,147 --> 00:24:45,225
Dismissed? You're talking
through your hat, Beach.
337
00:24:45,226 --> 00:24:49,545
I was the cause of Mr Baxter's
precipitate departure.
338
00:24:49,546 --> 00:24:54,626
In a moment of uncontrollable
impulse, my Lord, I shot him.
339
00:24:57,826 --> 00:24:59,186
Ah!
340
00:25:02,546 --> 00:25:06,186
What? I thought you were leaving
because my sister plugged you.
341
00:25:07,306 --> 00:25:10,305
Her ladyship did not
shoot me, my lord.
342
00:25:10,306 --> 00:25:13,665
The weapon went off in
her hand accidentally,
343
00:25:13,666 --> 00:25:16,745
but the projectile
passed me by, harmlessly.
344
00:25:16,746 --> 00:25:19,624
I thought it correct that
I did not mention the matter.
345
00:25:19,625 --> 00:25:23,466
What distance was her ladyship when
this unfortunate discharge occurred?
346
00:25:23,467 --> 00:25:26,545
Quite adjacent,
about ten feet away.
347
00:25:26,546 --> 00:25:29,026
20 yards...
348
00:25:40,146 --> 00:25:44,305
What sort of range, m'dear fellow,
would you say? Eh?
349
00:25:44,306 --> 00:25:46,426
A good 20 yards.
350
00:25:49,426 --> 00:25:50,625
Ah!
351
00:25:50,626 --> 00:25:53,145
A very pretty shot, my lord.
352
00:25:53,146 --> 00:25:57,506
Plenty more where that came from,
you... you blister!
353
00:25:58,586 --> 00:25:59,866
Georgia.
354
00:26:01,746 --> 00:26:05,665
That bloke who had to
have the megaphone removed,
355
00:26:05,666 --> 00:26:08,345
how much did he owe your brother?
356
00:26:08,346 --> 00:26:11,985
Oh, tons. At least £50. Oh.
357
00:26:11,986 --> 00:26:14,785
Nobby's just a big pussycat.
358
00:26:14,786 --> 00:26:19,666
He does whatever I say.
Wrapped round this, is our Nobby.
359
00:26:24,386 --> 00:26:26,785
But tit for tat, eh?
360
00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:29,385
I'll get my big brother
to play nice,
361
00:26:29,386 --> 00:26:33,386
you get Beach bunnikins
to dance with me.
362
00:26:35,506 --> 00:26:37,026
Wait, hold the line a minute.
363
00:26:37,027 --> 00:26:42,305
You're saying that if Beach
bunnikins shakes it up with you,
364
00:26:42,306 --> 00:26:46,305
right here, right now,
the threat of violent death
365
00:26:46,306 --> 00:26:51,585
that is making me slightly distrait
will just evaporate?
366
00:26:51,586 --> 00:26:53,546
Poof!
367
00:26:59,826 --> 00:27:02,786
I hear you've instructed
Beach to serve champagne.
368
00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:05,105
Have I? How sensible of me.
369
00:27:05,106 --> 00:27:08,546
Am I to understand, therefore, that
you have persuaded him to remain?
370
00:27:08,547 --> 00:27:12,266
Was he off somewhere?
Shall we go down together?
371
00:27:14,146 --> 00:27:17,224
Did you ever find that original
letter of Julia's?
372
00:27:17,225 --> 00:27:20,104
Just when I think you have not one
single functioning brain cell,
373
00:27:20,105 --> 00:27:23,186
you surprise me. No, Clarence
I have not yet found it.
374
00:27:23,187 --> 00:27:26,785
Found what? Have you lost something?
375
00:27:26,786 --> 00:27:28,666
Oh.
376
00:27:32,946 --> 00:27:34,426
Oh, I say...
377
00:27:38,026 --> 00:27:39,266
Hello.
378
00:27:44,466 --> 00:27:46,665
My lord. Your ladyship.
379
00:27:46,666 --> 00:27:49,746
Forgive me, I am about to have
a modest heart attack.
380
00:27:55,066 --> 00:27:56,106
Oh!
381
00:28:00,506 --> 00:28:04,665
Oh, bless my soul. I do
believe this is, um...
382
00:28:04,666 --> 00:28:06,505
Julia's letter.
383
00:28:06,506 --> 00:28:09,785
She wants your opinion on
a flower arrangement
384
00:28:09,786 --> 00:28:12,226
that she's doing for
the Women's Institute.
385
00:28:12,227 --> 00:28:14,705
"African violets, yes or no?'"
386
00:28:14,706 --> 00:28:16,986
Not much use asking you now,
though, is it?
387
00:28:16,987 --> 00:28:19,905
Silly woman sent
the letter weeks ago.
388
00:28:19,906 --> 00:28:23,825
African violets,
are they life-threatening?
389
00:28:23,826 --> 00:28:28,465
I say, Connie, it appears we're
having champagne.
390
00:28:28,466 --> 00:28:29,906
Capital!
391
00:28:32,923 --> 00:28:35,605
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