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Giddyup! Giddyup!
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Meet Leslie Knope.
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I am the pants queen!
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Leslie loves whipped cream,
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dancing with friends,
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and working hard for the Parks
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Department of Pawnee, Indiana.
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Cut it out, Tom.
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It never gets old.
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She also loves her coworkers
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at City Hall.
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Ron Swanson.
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Tom Haverford.
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Tommy Timberlake.
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April Ludgate.
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My mom is Puerto Rican.
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That's why I'm so
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lively and colorful.
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And Andy Dwyer.
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Nailed it.
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April and Andy
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like each other.
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But when Andy accidentally
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kissed his ex-girlfriend,
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Ann Perkins,
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April left.
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Wait. April!
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And he hasn't seen her since.
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In the midst of all this love,
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two black hats rode into town.
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Scientists believe that the
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first human being
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who will live 150 years
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has already been born.
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I believe I am
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that human being.
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And they brought with them
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some disturbing news.
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Effective tomorrow morning,
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the entire government
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will be shut down
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until further notice.
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What will Leslie do next?
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Will April and Andy make up
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and make out?
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Find out this season
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on Parks and Recreation.
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Starting right now.
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Ron. We're back.
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Bully.
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The bankrupt
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government of Pawnee has been
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shut down all summer,
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so it's been three months
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of no work, no meetings,
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no memos, no late
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nights, nothing.
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I wouldn't wish it on
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my worst enemy.
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Rounding up the
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team, so exciting.
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I have goose
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bumps. Feel.
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And that's why they call
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me Prince Charming.
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Because I always find
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the glass slipper for
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my Cinderella.
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These are way too tight.
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Well, the real Cinderella
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didn't have hippo feet.
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Tom, we're back.
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Jeremy! Suck it!
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By the way, I've been
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giving away free sports bras
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to the girls at Hot Dog
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on a Stick.
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Look, we can dance all day,
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but it's time to step up.
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Are you buying 4,000 rubber
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nipples from me or not?
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D, you have a visitor.
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We back?
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We're back.
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All right.
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Jerry.
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Oh, my gosh. Look
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who's here. Leslie.
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The nightmare's over, Jerry.
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We're going back to work.
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You're not going to
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need this anymore.
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Come on!
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I called shotgun.
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Everybody heard me.
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Well, I am usually
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not one for speeches.
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So, goodbye.
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Break's over, mofos.
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Okay. Here's the situation.
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We are operating on a
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shoestring budget.
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Park services have
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been slashed.
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But we are all still here.
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And we have a job to do.
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Make the world's
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biggest pizza.
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No, make this town fun
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for the people who live here.
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Fine, but after that,
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the pizza is our top priority.
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No, it's not.
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We're getting pizza?
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April, hey, it's me,
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Andy Dwyer.
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This is like the 200th
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message I've left you,
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without a response.
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So, if you're trying to
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tell me something,
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I do not know what it is
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because you won't
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call me back.
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It is truly great to
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see all of you, huh?
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It's great news!
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Okay. I have to run. Ben.
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The bad news,
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which I get to
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deliver, is this.
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Your only work for the
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time being will be
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existing park maintenance.
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So, that just
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means that we're in
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maintenance mode.
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Yeah!
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Jerry!
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Okay. See, I've spent
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the last few months
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brainstorming.
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And I have some really
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great ideas and I put them
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in my idea binders.
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I mean, they're color coded,
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for God's sake.
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Okay. Actually, yeah.
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There is one thing that
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you will be doing.
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Apparently, in Indiana, if you
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don't provide a basketball
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league, people get very upset.
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And quite frankly,
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throw things at you and
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call you names.
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Like Turd-boy. Whatever.
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The point is I reinstated
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youth basketball. Okay?
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It says here you only
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have money for two teams?
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Yeah. They're going to
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develop a great rivalry.
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Under my tutelage,
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you will grow from
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boys into men,
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from men into gladiators,
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and from gladiators
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into Swansons.
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Behold!
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The Swanson Pyramid
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of Greatness.
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I've been developing
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the Swanson Pyramid of
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Greatness for years.
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It's a perfectly calibrated
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recipe for maximum
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personal achievement.
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Categories include...
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Capitalism. God's way of
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determining who is smart,
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and who is poor.
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Crying. Acceptable at
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funerals and the
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Grand Canyon.
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Rage. Poise. Property rights.
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Fish, for sport only,
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not for meat.
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Fish meat is practically
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a vegetable.
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Haircuts. There are three
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acceptable haircuts.
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High and tight. Crew cut.
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Buzz cut.
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Are the scissors broken
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in your house, son?
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So, are you happy
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to be back at work?
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Well, our budget's been
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slashed to zero.
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I tried to buy
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fertilizer the other day
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for the soccer field.
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Request denied.
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We literally can't buy...
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I'm so sorry.
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No. I mean, look,
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when we were kids,
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the Parks Department
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would do these big projects.
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Winter Jamboree,
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the Harvest Festival.
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It's like they don't have
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faith in us anymore.
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I'm not a paper pusher, Ann.
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I need to be out in
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the streets, planting trees
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and cracking skulls.
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Leslie Knope. Ann Perkins.
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How are my two favorite
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people in this entire town?
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Not good, Chris.
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There was a whole line
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of people in my office
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complaining that all
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their programs have
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been slashed.
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Yeah, I know, it's terrible.
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Is there anything we can
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do about that?
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No.
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Damn! Sorry, Leslie.
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Ann, could I talk to
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you for a minute?
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So, how's it going?
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Save it. Okay? I know you
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don't have faith in me
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and my department,
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and that's fine.
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But don't expect me
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to sit here and
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chitchat with you.
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All right. Fair enough.
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Go the other way.
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But I'm just going to that...
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All right, I'll...
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Look. I'm very flattered.
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But again, I don't think
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I should go out with you.
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Can I ask you why not?
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Because I thought we had
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a great time the night you
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got drunk and kissed me.
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And you did use
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your tongue.
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I just don't think I'm
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in a place to go out
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with anyone right now.
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Okay. Well, if you change
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your mind, you know where to
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find me, Ann Perkins.
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Leslie Knope.
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Yes.
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Did he ask
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you out again?
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He did. He did.
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He is nothing if
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not persistent.
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And hot. He's very...
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He's pretty hot.
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Yeah, he's hot.
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But he's intense.
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But he's really,
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really hot.
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But he's your boss.
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Oh, my God. I just thought
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of an idea of how we can
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save the Parks Department.
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Great.
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Let me ask you
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one question.
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Would you be cool
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doing things that
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a prostitute does?
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Minus the money?
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Definitely yes, then.
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Thanks, Ann.
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Looking sharp. Beautiful.
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The backboard is your friend.
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I'd say my coaching
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style is centered
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around fundamentals,
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with an emphasis on fun.
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Hey, watch this.
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Go get it.
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Yeah!
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And a second emphasis
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on mental.
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Yeah, it can be hard work.
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But every time I look one
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of these kids in the eyes and
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he calls me Coach...
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That's how I know I
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agreed to be a coach.
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Mouse Rat!
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Carnage!
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Okay, gentlemen.
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It's time for the
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pre-game coin toss.
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There's no coin toss
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in basketball. Are those
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women's sneakers?
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Yes, they are, Ron.
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You know what?
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They fit better, I got
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an employee discount,
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and the best part is
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no one can tell.
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All right, let's do this.
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Match point. Touchdown.
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Et cetera.
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Yeah. Go, Lightning.
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All right.
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Okay. I like what you're
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wearing, but I need
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it to be 300% sexier.
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Do you have any of
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those shirts that
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look wet all the time?
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Or, like, a
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metal bikini?
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You know what's always
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sexy? Fingerless gloves.
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What about if I wear this
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normal, sane outfit?
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Yeah. Okay, but you're
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going to have to eat
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something sexy, then.
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Like a banana.
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For dinner?
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Well, what's sexy
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food? Asparagus?
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No, you know what's sexy?
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Turkey chili.
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Yeah.
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And how exactly am I
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supposed to casually
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steer the conversation
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towards the Parks
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Department budget?
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Okay. It's totally easy.
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Tell you what. You be Chris.
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I'll be you. I'll show you
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how it's done.
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Okay.
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Ann Perkins. You are
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wonderful and amazing and I'm
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happy to be here with you.
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Thank you, Chris. I'm wearing
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a tuxedo vest with no shirt
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on underneath.
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Can I get you a drink?
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I love every single
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beverage in the world.
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I would like some wine.
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And... Oops, my vest
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popped open.
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Just like the budget
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needs to pop open
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and you need to pour it
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into my Parks Department.
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Great.
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I am so excited that
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you finally agreed
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to go out with me.
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What a magnificent
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flip-flop.
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You're a magnificent
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asker-outer.
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Tell me every single
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detail of your day.
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I love dates.
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I love connecting with
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someone. I love engaging them.
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I love being surprised
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by them. I have never
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had a bad date.
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They've all been either great
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or phenomenally great.
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Nurses are the most
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undervalued members
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of our society by far.
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I think all of you
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should make as much money
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as the CEO of Google.
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Wow. Thank you. I agree.
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Can I ask you a question?
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Why am I so positive
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all the time?
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Yes, that's exactly
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the question.
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I was born with a
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blood disorder.
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And my parents were told that
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I had three weeks to live.
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And here I still am,
407
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some 2,000-odd weeks later,
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and I have enjoyed
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every one of them.
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I think it's going well.
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He's actually a really
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nice guy.
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Yeah, yeah,
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yeah, yeah. Okay. So, have you
415
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asked him yet about the money?
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It's a date, you know?
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It's kind of hard to casually
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bring up the Parks budget
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when you're talking about
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your favorite movies.
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Jurassic Park.
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Parks are so great. The Parks
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Department needs money.
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I just did it in three moves.
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00:10:18,950 --> 00:10:20,750
Well, then, why don't you just
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come here and do it yourself?
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Okay.
428
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Holy crap!
429
00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:26,110
What? Chris and Ann,
430
00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:26,110
what are you two
431
00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:26,110
doing here?
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We are on a date.
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And it is going
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phenomenally.
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Thanks, but I'll stay
436
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for just one drink.
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I am so happy I ran
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into you, because I wanted
439
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to speak to you about...
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00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:36,050
Well, well, well.
441
00:10:36,130 --> 00:10:38,500
Ben. What a fun surprise.
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00:10:38,570 --> 00:10:40,970
That's right, you were coming
443
00:10:38,570 --> 00:10:40,970
here tonight on a date.
444
00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:45,410
And hey, Leslie is
445
00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:45,410
joining you on this
446
00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:45,410
wonderfully romantic occasion.
447
00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:47,570
How about that?
448
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Fantastic!
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It is.
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Can I talk to you?
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Sure.
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What are you doing here?
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Just confirming a
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00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,670
suspicion I had, Leslie.
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What are you talking
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about? I had nothing to
457
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do with this date.
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They're both so beautiful.
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They probably just want
460
00:10:55,180 --> 00:10:57,810
to see each other naked.
461
00:10:57,890 --> 00:11:01,080
Okay. Well, I know what you're
462
00:10:57,890 --> 00:11:01,080
trying to do, and you're not
463
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that good at being sneaky.
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00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,280
Yes, I am.
465
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,280
No, you're not.
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00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:04,020
I'm great at
467
00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:04,020
being sneaky.
468
00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:04,020
Clearly, you're not.
469
00:11:04,090 --> 00:11:08,150
Hey. You guys, let's
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all have dinner together.
471
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The more the merrier.
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Great.
473
00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:12,330
Great job, guys. Yep.
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All right, Eric. Taking
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00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:15,100
a rest, or are you hurt?
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00:11:15,170 --> 00:11:17,660
Taking a rest? Smart.
477
00:11:18,070 --> 00:11:20,970
Destroy them, gentlemen.
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Feel no sympathy.
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00:11:22,580 --> 00:11:26,510
Yes, Ron Swanson is
480
00:11:22,580 --> 00:11:26,510
dating my ex-wife, Wendy.
481
00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:30,520
Big deal. My girlfriend, Lucy,
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is the sexiest woman in town.
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00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:32,580
She's Cuban, she's
484
00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:32,580
got tattoos,
485
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,150
and she's into me,
486
00:11:34,220 --> 00:11:38,020
which, as far as I'm
487
00:11:34,220 --> 00:11:38,020
concerned, is the sexiest
488
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quality a woman can have.
489
00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:40,120
Oh, I have an idea.
490
00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:40,120
You know what would
491
00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:40,120
be really fun?
492
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:43,190
After dinner, we should
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00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:43,190
take a walk by the pond
494
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:43,190
in Ramsett Park.
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00:11:43,260 --> 00:11:44,760
Walking in parks can
496
00:11:43,260 --> 00:11:44,760
be very romantic.
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00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:46,890
Yeah, too bad
498
00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:46,890
the park's always
499
00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:46,890
closed, though.
500
00:11:46,970 --> 00:11:48,800
Okay. Well, you two
501
00:11:46,970 --> 00:11:48,800
are on a date.
502
00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:51,570
So, Leslie and I should
503
00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:51,570
probably get going.
504
00:11:53,710 --> 00:11:55,940
Well, I'm actually having
505
00:11:53,710 --> 00:11:55,940
a good time with everyone.
506
00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:58,110
Chris?
507
00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:58,110
Me, too.
508
00:11:58,180 --> 00:11:59,310
I'm having a
509
00:11:58,180 --> 00:11:59,310
fantastic time.
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00:11:59,550 --> 00:12:01,950
What do you say we take
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00:11:59,550 --> 00:12:01,950
this whole "date-plus-two-
512
00:11:59,550 --> 00:12:01,950
other-people" thing
513
00:12:02,020 --> 00:12:03,010
up into the stratosphere?
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00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:11,480
This place is outstanding!
515
00:12:12,030 --> 00:12:13,930
Great call, Leslie Knope.
516
00:12:12,030 --> 00:12:13,930
Thanks.
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00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:15,890
Look.
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00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:15,890
Even Ben's dancing.
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00:12:18,970 --> 00:12:21,230
That's the way to
520
00:12:18,970 --> 00:12:21,230
shoot the ball, Chignoli.
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00:12:18,970 --> 00:12:21,230
Hustle back.
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00:12:28,140 --> 00:12:30,510
That's a foul!
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00:12:28,140 --> 00:12:30,510
What? On whom?
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00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,610
Your team. Number 50.
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00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,610
He was double dribbling.
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00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:35,580
He's on defense.
527
00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:35,580
Exactly.
528
00:12:35,980 --> 00:12:37,450
That's a technical
529
00:12:35,980 --> 00:12:37,450
difficulty.
530
00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:41,350
So, that means Andy's team
531
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throws the ball from the
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00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:41,350
stripey thing. Let's go!
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00:12:41,890 --> 00:12:43,480
"The stripey thing"?
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00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:53,490
Hey, there,
535
00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:53,490
how's it going?
536
00:12:53,770 --> 00:12:55,330
Great, thanks.
537
00:12:55,770 --> 00:12:56,860
Can I buy you a drink?
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00:12:57,570 --> 00:12:59,440
I'm very flattered.
539
00:12:59,510 --> 00:13:02,270
But this is my stunningly
540
00:12:59,510 --> 00:13:02,270
gorgeous date, Ann Perkins.
541
00:13:03,580 --> 00:13:04,740
Hi.
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00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:07,080
Sorry.
543
00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:07,080
No problem.
544
00:13:07,150 --> 00:13:10,880
In fact, let me buy all
545
00:13:07,150 --> 00:13:10,880
of you a drink for being
546
00:13:07,150 --> 00:13:10,880
so welcoming today.
547
00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:12,910
Waiter!
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00:13:13,150 --> 00:13:16,450
I think I may
549
00:13:13,150 --> 00:13:16,450
actually like Chris.
550
00:13:17,690 --> 00:13:20,090
On the house, Leslie.
551
00:13:17,690 --> 00:13:20,090
Thank you.
552
00:13:21,030 --> 00:13:22,830
I'm sort of a gay hero.
553
00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:26,890
Last year, I married two
554
00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:26,890
penguins at the zoo, and it
555
00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:26,890
turned out they were both gay.
556
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,430
Penguin wedding?
557
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,430
Mm-hmm.
558
00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:30,870
That's cute.
559
00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:30,870
It was so cute.
560
00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:32,430
But enough about
561
00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:32,430
how cute it was.
562
00:13:32,510 --> 00:13:33,740
Why don't you think
563
00:13:32,510 --> 00:13:33,740
I should have the money?
564
00:13:34,110 --> 00:13:35,540
Good Lord. Really?
565
00:13:36,510 --> 00:13:40,210
Look. When I was 18
566
00:13:36,510 --> 00:13:40,210
and I became mayor
567
00:13:36,510 --> 00:13:40,210
of my hometown,
568
00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:45,310
I used every last dollar
569
00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:45,310
we had to open a giant
570
00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:45,310
winter sports complex.
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00:13:45,390 --> 00:13:46,410
Called it Ice Town.
572
00:13:46,490 --> 00:13:47,790
And it turned out great
573
00:13:46,490 --> 00:13:47,790
and everyone loved it.
574
00:13:47,890 --> 00:13:51,120
Yeah, kind of. It was
575
00:13:47,890 --> 00:13:51,120
never completed, and
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00:13:47,890 --> 00:13:51,120
I got impeached.
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00:13:52,090 --> 00:13:56,830
The newspaper headline was,
578
00:13:52,090 --> 00:13:56,830
"Ice Town Costs Ice
579
00:13:52,090 --> 00:13:56,830
Clown His Town Crown."
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00:13:57,870 --> 00:13:59,770
They were big into rhymes.
581
00:14:00,030 --> 00:14:02,630
Well, I don't know.
582
00:14:00,030 --> 00:14:02,630
I think Ice Town
583
00:14:00,030 --> 00:14:02,630
sounds great.
584
00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:05,310
And the point is,
585
00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:05,310
at least you
586
00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:05,310
tried something.
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00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:08,970
Foul!
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00:14:10,010 --> 00:14:12,640
Foul on number three
589
00:14:10,010 --> 00:14:12,640
for taking a number two
590
00:14:10,010 --> 00:14:12,640
on number four.
591
00:14:15,350 --> 00:14:16,440
Roughing the passer!
592
00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:17,950
Double dribbling!
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00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:17,950
That's a foul!
594
00:14:18,020 --> 00:14:20,080
That's a foul for touching
595
00:14:18,020 --> 00:14:20,080
the basketball.
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00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:23,490
What are you going to do
597
00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:23,490
about it? Nothing. You fouled.
598
00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:23,490
You can't do anything.
599
00:14:23,690 --> 00:14:27,150
Okay. You're ejected.
600
00:14:23,690 --> 00:14:27,150
You're ejected.
601
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,860
What's the matter there, Ron?
602
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,860
No players left?
603
00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:34,460
Andy's team! Look at them go!
604
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:37,230
Oh, come on. Now, you're
605
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:37,230
openly cheering for
606
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:37,230
the other team?
607
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,830
Put my boys back in.
608
00:14:38,910 --> 00:14:40,340
You made me the ref.
609
00:14:38,910 --> 00:14:40,340
Deal with it.
610
00:14:40,410 --> 00:14:42,070
You know what? Take
611
00:14:40,410 --> 00:14:42,070
this uniform off.
612
00:14:40,410 --> 00:14:42,070
Hey! Hey!
613
00:14:42,140 --> 00:14:43,940
You don't deserve to wear it.
614
00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:47,720
Ron's ejected for
615
00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:47,720
molesting the ref!
616
00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:47,720
Yeah? I'm ejected?
617
00:14:47,780 --> 00:14:48,880
Tom, what are you doing?
618
00:14:47,780 --> 00:14:48,880
Yes, you are.
619
00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:51,820
I'm ejecting you.
620
00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:51,820
You're ejected, too.
621
00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:51,820
Everyone's ejected.
622
00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:53,450
She's ejected?
623
00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:53,450
Yeah!
624
00:14:58,590 --> 00:15:00,150
Go ahead, go!
625
00:15:00,430 --> 00:15:02,520
Well, that's a forfeit.
626
00:15:00,430 --> 00:15:02,520
Andy's team wins.
627
00:15:02,630 --> 00:15:04,690
No way! We won?
628
00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:06,460
Oh, man! Eat it!
629
00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:10,370
Andy! Andy! Andy!
630
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:11,730
Yeah!
631
00:15:13,410 --> 00:15:14,400
Yes!
632
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,640
I dedicate this victory
633
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,640
to April Ludgate.
634
00:15:16,740 --> 00:15:21,380
It feels good. And it
635
00:15:16,740 --> 00:15:21,380
feels sticky. From
636
00:15:16,740 --> 00:15:21,380
the Gatorade.
637
00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:25,850
We're barely able
638
00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:25,850
to function. We could
639
00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:25,850
really use that money.
640
00:15:26,420 --> 00:15:28,720
Well, you know, I don't
641
00:15:26,420 --> 00:15:28,720
know if it's because
642
00:15:26,420 --> 00:15:28,720
I'm in such a good mood
643
00:15:28,790 --> 00:15:30,590
or because of the
644
00:15:28,790 --> 00:15:30,590
charming Ann Perkins,
645
00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:32,460
but I am going to
646
00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:32,460
seriously consider that.
647
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:35,430
Really? That's great.
648
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:35,430
Mission accomplished.
649
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:37,830
Let's boogie.
650
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:37,830
Mission accomplished?
651
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:45,070
Yeah. There's a mission
652
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:45,070
that Ann had thought of.
653
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,640
It was both of our ideas,
654
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,640
but it was mostly Ann's.
655
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:50,770
We...
656
00:15:50,980 --> 00:15:54,510
I had mentioned to Ann that
657
00:15:50,980 --> 00:15:54,510
it would be fun if you
658
00:15:50,980 --> 00:15:54,510
two went on a date.
659
00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:57,640
So, then, you could talk
660
00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:57,640
about the money,
661
00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:59,980
and then, you know,
662
00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:59,980
maybe give it to me.
663
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,410
Wow.
664
00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:09,160
I've just had my
665
00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:09,160
first bad date.
666
00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:11,160
Ann Perkins.
667
00:16:13,730 --> 00:16:15,230
Not that sneaky.
668
00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:26,410
April!
669
00:16:29,950 --> 00:16:32,110
April! Where have you
670
00:16:29,950 --> 00:16:32,110
been? Oh, my God.
671
00:16:32,650 --> 00:16:33,680
Hey. How are you?
672
00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:35,950
I'm okay. I'm dying
673
00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:35,950
to see you.
674
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:39,160
I called and I texted you,
675
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:39,160
like, a billion times.
676
00:16:39,230 --> 00:16:41,720
I'm sorry. I was
677
00:16:39,230 --> 00:16:41,720
in Venezuela.
678
00:16:43,260 --> 00:16:44,390
Really? Wow.
679
00:16:45,370 --> 00:16:47,200
Across the pond.
680
00:16:48,370 --> 00:16:50,960
Wow. I thought maybe
681
00:16:48,370 --> 00:16:50,960
I would have heard from
682
00:16:48,370 --> 00:16:50,960
you at least once.
683
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,030
Because of what happened.
684
00:16:53,770 --> 00:16:57,710
Ann kissing me? I am so
685
00:16:53,770 --> 00:16:57,710
sorry about that. It was so
686
00:16:53,770 --> 00:16:57,710
stupid and it meant nothing.
687
00:16:58,010 --> 00:16:59,640
I wouldn't worry about it.
688
00:16:58,010 --> 00:16:59,640
It's totally fine.
689
00:17:01,180 --> 00:17:02,210
Hey.
690
00:17:02,820 --> 00:17:05,220
This is my
691
00:17:02,820 --> 00:17:05,220
boyfriend, Eduardo.
692
00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:06,650
No, it's not.
693
00:17:09,390 --> 00:17:10,720
That means we're
694
00:17:09,390 --> 00:17:10,720
going to lunch.
695
00:17:10,790 --> 00:17:13,450
How do you say, "Have a
696
00:17:10,790 --> 00:17:13,450
great time, don't choke
697
00:17:10,790 --> 00:17:13,450
on anything"?
698
00:17:13,530 --> 00:17:14,590
Bye.
699
00:17:19,570 --> 00:17:23,200
Leslie asked me to do
700
00:17:19,570 --> 00:17:23,200
her a favor. And I
701
00:17:19,570 --> 00:17:23,200
love her, so I did it.
702
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,840
I'm sorry, and I'm
703
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,840
here to eat crow.
704
00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:27,300
I like you a lot.
705
00:17:27,940 --> 00:17:29,240
Let's go out again.
706
00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:33,710
Ann Perkins.
707
00:17:35,380 --> 00:17:37,280
Budget solution number 28.
708
00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:41,290
Use grazing sheep to
709
00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:41,290
mow grass in parks.
710
00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:47,420
Note. Tired sheep could
711
00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:47,420
become food or sweaters.
712
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,720
Well, I got my answer.
713
00:17:52,570 --> 00:17:56,330
About April. She hates me.
714
00:17:52,570 --> 00:17:56,330
Yeah. And she got a
715
00:17:52,570 --> 00:17:56,330
boyfriend, I guess.
716
00:17:56,640 --> 00:18:00,570
From some city in
717
00:17:56,640 --> 00:18:00,570
Mexico. So what do I do?
718
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:04,740
Okay. Well,
719
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:04,740
when your back's
720
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:04,740
against the wall
721
00:18:04,810 --> 00:18:07,150
and odds are stacked
722
00:18:04,810 --> 00:18:07,150
against you,
723
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,340
you just... You...
724
00:18:09,780 --> 00:18:11,720
You swing the
725
00:18:09,780 --> 00:18:11,720
hardest, damn it.
726
00:18:11,850 --> 00:18:12,950
You go big or you go home.
727
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:15,250
And you don't seem
728
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:15,250
like the kind of guy
729
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:15,250
who goes home.
730
00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:17,830
I'm not. I don't even
731
00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:17,830
really have a home.
732
00:18:18,190 --> 00:18:20,020
Go get her, Andy.
733
00:18:18,190 --> 00:18:20,020
Okay!
734
00:18:20,090 --> 00:18:21,460
Okay, thanks, Leslie.
735
00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:27,930
Okay. So, we know the people
736
00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:27,930
who run this government
737
00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:27,930
have no faith in us.
738
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,940
My plan is going to
739
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,940
change that and bring
740
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,940
the budget back.
741
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:33,270
And the answer's been right
742
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:33,270
in front of us the whole time.
743
00:18:33,910 --> 00:18:36,340
Check your testicles?
744
00:18:33,910 --> 00:18:36,340
No. Not that.
745
00:18:36,410 --> 00:18:38,880
Although that is very
746
00:18:36,410 --> 00:18:38,880
good advice. Looking
747
00:18:36,410 --> 00:18:38,880
at you, Jerry.
748
00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:41,580
No. What's going to
749
00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:41,580
save us is right there.
750
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:46,880
Gentlemen, I realize that
751
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:46,880
times are tough and
752
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:46,880
the budget is tight.
753
00:18:47,290 --> 00:18:49,990
But if the people of
754
00:18:47,290 --> 00:18:49,990
this town have nothing
755
00:18:47,290 --> 00:18:49,990
else to do
756
00:18:50,060 --> 00:18:52,890
but sit in their houses and
757
00:18:50,060 --> 00:18:52,890
play video games,
758
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,760
then Pawnee will die.
759
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,420
And we refuse to
760
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,420
let that happen.
761
00:18:58,870 --> 00:18:59,860
Now.
762
00:19:00,570 --> 00:19:02,540
This town was historically
763
00:19:00,570 --> 00:19:02,540
known for two things.
764
00:19:04,170 --> 00:19:05,640
Widespread obesity,
765
00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:09,200
and the annual Pawnee
766
00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:09,200
Harvest Festival.
767
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:12,770
People from all over
768
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:12,770
Indiana would come and
769
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:12,770
gaze in wonderment
770
00:19:12,850 --> 00:19:14,320
at how fat our citizens were.
771
00:19:14,550 --> 00:19:16,950
And while they were
772
00:19:14,550 --> 00:19:16,950
here, they would also
773
00:19:14,550 --> 00:19:16,950
attend the Festival,
774
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:23,320
a full week of corn mazes,
775
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:23,320
hay rides, Ferris wheels,
776
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:23,320
pumpkins the size of jeeps.
777
00:19:23,820 --> 00:19:27,850
We lost that festival a few
778
00:19:23,820 --> 00:19:27,850
years ago, due to another
779
00:19:23,820 --> 00:19:27,850
round of budget cuts.
780
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,190
And I propose we bring
781
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,190
the festival back.
782
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:34,490
With ticket sales and
783
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:34,490
corporate sponsorship, we'll
784
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:34,490
earn all that money back.
785
00:19:34,570 --> 00:19:35,800
And believe me,
786
00:19:34,570 --> 00:19:35,800
people will come.
787
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:37,330
What if they don't?
788
00:19:37,670 --> 00:19:38,770
Well,
789
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,570
then you eliminate the
790
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,570
Parks Department.
791
00:19:43,540 --> 00:19:45,270
And you guys are all
792
00:19:43,540 --> 00:19:45,270
on board with this.
793
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:46,840
Aye.
794
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:46,840
Yes.
795
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,080
Look, we're not
796
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,080
just pencil-pushers.
797
00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:52,280
We are a reflection
798
00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:52,280
of the community.
799
00:19:53,190 --> 00:19:55,780
And we believe that
800
00:19:53,190 --> 00:19:55,780
we can strengthen
801
00:19:53,190 --> 00:19:55,780
that community.
802
00:19:56,420 --> 00:19:57,820
Because in the end,
803
00:19:57,890 --> 00:19:59,830
the reason why we're all here
804
00:20:00,630 --> 00:20:02,690
is to bring people together.
805
00:20:06,930 --> 00:20:09,560
That, literally,
806
00:20:10,870 --> 00:20:12,860
is the most moving thing
807
00:20:10,870 --> 00:20:12,860
I've ever heard.
808
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:15,270
And a good idea.
809
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:19,670
Yeah, all right.
810
00:20:19,780 --> 00:20:21,250
Excellent! Great!
811
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:24,150
Okay. So, everybody,
812
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:24,150
we're going to party
813
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:24,150
hard for 15 minutes
814
00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:26,480
and then, we're going to
815
00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:26,480
have our first
816
00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:26,480
brainstorming session.
817
00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:33,420
Hello, April.
818
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:35,520
Do you like
819
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:35,520
the flowers?
820
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,020
What are you doing?
821
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:40,300
All due respect, Eduardo.
822
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:40,300
You seem like a great guy.
823
00:20:40,370 --> 00:20:44,000
But I like April. And
824
00:20:40,370 --> 00:20:44,000
I'm coming after her
825
00:20:40,370 --> 00:20:44,000
with everything I've got.
826
00:20:44,070 --> 00:20:45,970
So, do you want to
827
00:20:44,070 --> 00:20:45,970
go out with me?
828
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:47,030
No.
829
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:51,570
I thought you were
830
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:51,570
going to say yes.
831
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:51,570
But that's okay.
832
00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:53,550
Because I'll be back tomorrow
833
00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:53,550
to ask you again.
834
00:20:53,910 --> 00:20:56,680
And again the next day.
835
00:20:53,910 --> 00:20:56,680
And the next day.
836
00:20:57,050 --> 00:20:58,750
Not Friday. I have to
837
00:20:57,050 --> 00:20:58,750
go visit my cousin.
838
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:01,790
But I will be back after
839
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:01,790
that to ask you again.
840
00:21:13,030 --> 00:21:16,330
You should do it.
841
00:21:13,030 --> 00:21:16,330
Follow your dream.
842
00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:19,530
Oh, my God. Really?
843
00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:19,530
That's awesome.
844
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,830
I'll see you tomorrow.
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