All language subtitles for Hogans Heroes S03E27 The Collector General_prob4.eng

- You know the place, Colonel?

- It's an old abandoned
mine a little over a mile

from here isn't it?
- That's it,

hasn't been used in years.

10 days ago, a construction
team started working on it.

They put in a heavy steel
door, even built a sentry box.

- Hmm-mm with camouflage.

- Hmm-mm.
- Do you mind?

- Sorry, sir.
- An old abandoned mine

in the middle of nowhere why?

- They have been
fostered very carefully.

- This could mean
something permanent.

- What do you think sir?

- I think you're
breathing on my eagles.

- I mean any ideas, sir?

No but you have.

Do you think you could
watch this for us?

- We will do the best we can.

- All right, let us know
if the Krauts make a move.

LeBeau?
- Yes sir?

- You and Newkirk take Lisa out

through the emergency tunnel.

Colonel.

- Good luck.
- Thank you, Colonel.

- Newkirk?
- Yes, sir?

- Ease off will you?

- I can't help you,
sir, I'm in love.

- You just met her an hour ago,

supposed she'd been
a middle-aged frumpy hausfrau.

- Well, that would have
taken an extra 15 minutes.

- We've gotta end this war
quick, you're a menace.

- Yes sir.

- Hello a parade.

- Did you see that, Colonel?

Klink seemed surprised.

- He doesn't get
much drop-in business

especially with generals.

- I'll see what I can
find out with Schultz.

- Hold it.

Let's go about this
the business-like way.

They go into their
office, we go into ours.

After you gentlemen.

- That will be all, Frau Helga.

- Jawohl, Herr
Kommandant.

- To the Fuhrer.

Very good schnapps, Colonel.

- Oh, yes, sir excellent
and may I say, sir

it is indeed an unexpected
pleasure to have you here.

Danke, danke.

- Now before we
proceed, I must be sure

about your security
arrangements.

- General Metzger,
I'm happy to say

that this is the most secure
of stalag in all of Germany.

You are as safe
here as you would be

in Berchtesgaden itself.

- It's safe or we can't send
him to the Russian front, right?

Right.

- And it is absolutely top
secret by the Fuhrer's orders.

- The Fuhrer.

Would you care for
another schnapps?

- Nein.
- No, no.

Oh, secrets can be so exciting.

- Our beloved commandant
is a nut case.

- It's embarrassing.

- I may put in for a transfer.

- I have been ordered to
see that supplies of arms

and ammunition are
hidden in strategic areas

all over Germany.
- What hidden?

- Their first location
is an abandoned mine

about a mile and a
half from Stalag 13.

It is being converted
for that purpose.

- Well, sir, I must say
the Fuhrer is certainly

full of surprises.

- Very intelligent surprises.

- Yes, sir very intelligent.

Now that first load of weapons
is in that truck out there.

I will personally
supervise their storage

when the mine is ready.

- General Metzger if I
could be of any assistance.

- I want a 24 hour guard
posted at that mine.

- Of course.

- The men to be drawn
from your command.

- I'm afraid that's impossible,
Stalag 13 is under strain.

- I am acting for the
Fuhrer, is impossible

what you really want to say?

- Yes, sir, it is
impossible to say no to him,

that was just a little joke.

Indeed, yes.

- The guard will be posted.

- Very good.

- Sir, let me ask you one thing.

Hiding guns all
over the country,

could that mean we are possibly
in a little bit of trouble?

- Trouble, do you mean is
the war going against us?

- You said it I didn't.

- Merely a precaution.

You understand why this
must be kept secret.

If it got out it would have
a serious affect upon morale.

- Not mine, sir, nothing
could shake my confidence

in the ultimate victory
of the Third Reich.

You wouldn't care for another
schnapps, just a teeny one.

- A truckload of
guns and ammunition.

- If they have any detonator
caps we're running short.

- Hiding guns around the
country, that's a loser's trick

and they figure
themselves winners.

It doesn't make sense,
it doesn't add up.

- Orders from scrambled
brains Hitler.

- Yeah, that's what
the Kraut general said.

- Generals don't handle
jobs like this, a major

or a colonel maybe but not
the guys with the fruit salad.

They're either at
the Russian front

or in Berlin hiding out
at cocktail parties.

- Could Metzger be lying?

- I don't know but
I'm gonna find out.

Kinch, get on the
radio to London,

find out what dope
they have on them.

- Right away, Colonel.

- Sir, why would
he tell Klink to.

- Hold it right there.

Why would he tell
Klink anything?

If you had a big secret,
would you confide in a man

who wears a monocle
to bed every night?

Hi, Kinch just
coming to see you.

- Likewise, the answer
from London on Metzger.

They sure keep
tabs on those guys.

- "Early party member,
limited combat experience,

second in command, German
occupation forces France,

headquarters in Paris.

Not seen three weeks this date.

Thought to be on
leave or reassigned.

- Yeah, Hitler must have
recalled him for this job.

- Maybe.

When you have a
secret project going,

you don't attract attention
by moving generals around.

- Colonel, we know
they fixed up the mine,

we heard Metzger give
Klink the rundown.

I mean, you're a little hung
up on this thing aren't you?

- I can't help it, Kinch,

my instinct tells
me not to buy it.

- Well, what just will
your instinct buy?

- A look inside that truck.

- Come on, mach schnell.

Come on, take it easy, Schultz,
we're not going any place.

- I am, to bed as
soon as possible.

Had a big party at
the sergeant's mess.

Oh, I ate too much.

- Maybe you got
apple-strudel hangover.

- Jolly joke.

- Hey, how do you
expect us to clean

if you're gonna sit there?

- Clean around me.

- Are you kidding, a detour
like that could take all day.

- Another jolly joke.

- Schultz, Schultz?

- What's going on?

- Oh, I'm mopping up
the water from the wall.

- Yeah, there must be
a hole in the roof,

the water's draining
down behind the wall.

- Yeah, from the
snow when it melts.

- How come I didn't see it?

- You were too busy sleeping.

- You better report it, Schultz.

- Please, don't
tell me what to do.

I don't tell you how to
be a prisoner of war.

- We'll be glad to
have any suggestions.

- Sure, as long as
they're constructive.

- Shut up and go back to work.

I think
that's constructive.

Come in, come in.

- Sergeant Carter, sir,
can we start the job now?

- What job?
- Stop pushing, Louis.

I mean, the hammering
won't bother you?

- What job?

- Fixing the hole in your roof,

you got a bad leak up there.

Didn't Sergeant
Schultz report it?

- I gave no such orders.

- He doesn't want it fixed,
start pulling, Louis.

- Wait, wait, I didn't say that.

- Stop pulling, Louis,
he changed his mind.

- Wait, wait, you
may proceed. Proceed.

- Stop pushing, Louis, yes sir.

Thank you, sir,
thank you, yes sir.

- Get right on it, sir.

Yes, sir, excuse me, sir.

I'm sorry, excuse
me, sir, yes sir.

- What I have to
put up with for you.

- Hi, Schultz.
- Hi.

- Hiya, Schultzy.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- What, what,
what, what is this?

- We're fixing the roof.

- Yeah, commandant's orders.

- We have to go over
your head for permission.

- Yeah, you were asleep.

- Why didn't you wake
me up and ask me?

- Maybe next time.
- If there is a next time.

- Is it a promise?
- Sure.

- Why not?
- All right, go ahead.

- Help, help, LeBeau
fell off the roof!

Help, help!

What
happened, what happened?

- He fell down from
all the way up there.

- It's his ankle.

- I think I'm going to faint.

Yes, I will faint.

- Better get a stretcher
quick, Schultz.

- J-J-J-Jawohl.

- Not you, you stay there at the
post, Dummkpof!

Jawohl!

- We better get him off
the ground, Colonel,

he may be in shock.
- Good idea.

Halt! Verboten!

- An emergency, Verstehen Sie?

- Emergency.
- Yeah emergency scnell.

All right, get him up in there.

All right, make it fast.

- Watch it.
- No.

- Emergency, Herr Colonel?
- Yeah, emergency,

see how fast they learn.

- Alles in Ordung, Fritz, now
get lost.

- Okay move.

Cover him, let's go.

- How is he?
- Uh, sleeping,

- Uh, sleeping. Verstehen?
Sleeping.

- Yeah, it's the best
thing in the world for him.

- Why are we knocking
our brains out,

all he understands is emergency.

- Ja! E-mer-gen-cy.

- Gency, yeah.

- Hey, Dummkopf!

, I told you to stand on guard,

go back to your post.

Where's the cockroach?

- The Colonel took him back
to the barracks, Schultz.

- Afraid he'd catch cold.

- Yeah, you'd better
get over there.

- Oh, ja.

- I didn't know it
was gonna be formal.

- Just lie down and be quiet.

- How is he?
- Oh hi, Schultz.

I just bandaged his
ankle, he'll be all right.

- Maybe we'd better take
him to the hospital.

- No, no, no, Schultz,
just let him rest.

- Louis!

Wrong foot.

- Ooh, he sounds terrible.

- Close one, huh, Schultz?

- It's my responsibility,
if anything happens,

I could be in big trouble.

- But he's fine.
- Yeah, he's fine now.

- Where are you looking?
- Over there.

- Oh.

- Colonel Hogan,
Colonel Hogan I was,

the Frenchman was and you were.

- It's fairly possible
he's about to lay an egg.

- You better have a cup
of coffee first, Schultz.

- Not guns and ammunition, mon
Colonel.

That truck
is loaded with art.

- What?

- You're jo-, art?
- Yes, art,

paintings, tapestries,
silver, gold.

Voila.

- Snuff box.

- Solid gold, mon Colonel.

See the inscription.

"Presented to Le Duc de Chalfont
la Fage

by his Royal Highness Prince
of Amalfi. Paris 1749."

That's worth thousands.
- A museum piece, huh?

- Right.

Here's our proof.

Ivory, so old it's yellow.

Got to be 200 years.

See what it says,"The collection
of Countess de Malmont,"

stolen from a museum,
those animals.

- Now it adds up, Metzger's
stationed in France,

in his spare time he's
collected these goodies.

- Collected with a gun.
- Right.

When he's got a million
bucks worth he brings them

back to Germany, something
to nibble on after the war,

win, lose or draw.

- Why the snow job about
guns and ammunition?

- Yeah, he's a general?

- Only the big boys can steal
openly, Hitler, Goering,

Himmler.

Metzger's on the second team,
he's gotta hide his loot.

Otherwise they get
jealous and jealousy leads

to firing squads.

- We must take it
away from them.

- General Metzger
isn't gonna like that.

- Somebody's gonna
get hurt like us.

- Those are the national
treasures of France,

they can't steal them,
I won't allow it.

- He won't allow it.

You're coming unstuck, mate.

- You wouldn't talk
like this if the krauts

was stealing from
England or America.

- All right, all right, hold it.

Can't you get on the
radio to the underground?

The girl, Lisa
knows the mine area,

we'll need at least
two men that the Krauts

have never seen.

- Right.

- I still say this job's
a bit out of our line.

- Yeah, it sure is.

- Do I have to repeat the
orders that were given

to us when this happy little
band of wondering minstrels

was formed?

- Sir, all I'm trying to.

- Okay, I will, quote, "You'll
assist escaping prisoners",

cooperate with all
friendly forces

and use every means to harass

"and injure the enemy," unquote.

- Does that mean saving
gold snuff boxes?

- It does and
200-year-old ivory fans.

The Krauts learn they
just can't take things,

that's injuring them in my book.

Vive le Colonel. Vive le Colonel.

- LeBeau?
- Yes, sir.

Shut up.

Figure Metzger will take
off in his car for Berlin

as soon as they finish
unloading at the mine.

The empty truck
will go on it's own.

Take this road right here.

Carl, you and Walter have got
to stop the truck right there.

- Uh, there's a guard
and a driver, Colonel.

- Yeah, a problem.

- All right, Carl, you'll
be an officer, a captain

and Walter will be a private.

You take the truck and
you order the driver

and the guard back
to their base.

- I'll need measurements
for the uniform, sir.

- Right.

Now London has agreed to
give us a fake commando raid.

They're gonna drop dummies
in the area right about here.

That should keep
the sentries busy.

Carter?
- Yes sir.

- I need some demolition
packs to blast open that mine

and some smoke bombs.

- Yes, sir, I can give you
impact or delayed action

or a mixture of both.

Now personally I prefer.
- Just smoke bombs, Carter.

- Yes, sir.

I'll fix up a very
nice assortment.

- Now let's go from the top.

Karl, you and Walter
will bring the truck back

to the mine.

You order the sentry
into the woods,

we blast open the door and
we load that art collection

back on the truck and you
two take off for Amsterdam.

London has given us the
address of a safe house.

- That means
crossing the border.

- And checkpoints on the way.

- You'll be in uniform
and a truck assigned

to General Metzger.

Kinch?
- What?

- I need some orders for
them signed by the General,

also some Army paid
books, requisition forms,

the complete works.
- Gotcha.

- Kinch does good work, the
papers will get you through.

Now is it all clear,
any questions?

- Oui, Colonel.

What's the plan in case
something goes wrong?

- Start running.
- And don't look back,

something may be gaining on us.

- They're just leaving.
- Okay, let's go.

Right on the button, so
far we're in business.

All right, Carter, take
off, start the smoke

and get back to the mine fast.

- On my way.
- Let's go.

- Klink speaking.

What, commandos, at this hour?

Yes, all available
men on a green alert.

No, nevermind, make
that a red alert.

- Halt, who goes there!

- Captain Webber.

Any sign of commandos?

Commandos? Uh, no, Herr Captain.
No, no, no, no commandos.

- All right, fall in, follow me.

- Wait a minute, sir,
but I have orders

to stay on guard here,
besides there might be

some shooting going on.

- I'm not interested in
your orders, Sergeant,

we need every man we can get.

- Yeah, but the General.
- I said fall in!

I'm falling, I'm falling.

- After them, after them!

- Schnell, schnell!

- "Schnell, schnell."

Over there, fire.

- Ah!
- Return the fire.

- Jawohl!
- Shoot those trees!

- Jawohl, Herr kommandant!

- Keep firing, Sergeant!

- Easy now.

- Wow, is she pretty?
- She's more than that.

- Get it on the truck, let's go.

- Is that it?
- Yeah.

We're all set, sir.

- All right, good.

Karl, Walter, good luck.

- Au revoir, Lisa.

- Be careful, darling.

- Married?
- Afraid so old chap.

- I don't think I can
go on with this war.

- Oh come on, Newkirk, give
us another chance, please?

- Now I want answers,
I shall have answers,

why did you leave your post!

- Herr Kommandant,

an officer came along and
ordered to attack the enemy.

- But you had orders from me!

- But he was an officer.

- Dummkopf, so am I.

- Congratulations, sir.

- Silence, I'll
deal with you later.

Now Schultz, put yourself on
report, dismissed Schultz.

- Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.

- General Metzger has just
passed the outer gate.

- Oh no.

- I guess I'll be
running along, Colonel,

you two probably have
a lot to talk about.

- Hogan, this is the end of
a brilliant military career.

- Anybody we know sir?

- Not only my
career but my life.

My choice is very
simple, the firing squad

or the hangman's noose.

- How could a nice Nazi
general do a thing like that?

- Hogan, you don't
seem to understand.

I was responsible for a
secret ammunition dump,

it's been stolen.

- Toughest commandant in all
of Germany guarding ammunition

it's ridiculous.

- I'll remember that when
they put on the blindfold.

- Stand up to him, Colonel,
after all you're not a lackey

for every desk general
that comes along.

At Berchtesgaden they
still refer to you

as the Bald Eagle of Stalag 13.

- The Iron Eagle.

- I say tell him off.

- Hogan, maybe you're right.

- After all, what
do you got to lose,

you can always fall
back on a firing squad.

- Klink, I've just
come from that mine,

it is empty, empty.

General Metzger, I assure you
this was an accident of war!

- You are going to
be an accident of war

and without a trial, Dummkpof!

- Tell him off.

- Sir, may I remind you
that you are talking

to the Bald Eagle of Stalag 13?

- Iron Eagle.
- Iron Eagle!

- Klink, I want every
box and every crate

returned to that
mine in 24 hours

or you are a dead man.

- Sir, I assure you it
was the commandos, I.

- I want action, I want
it now, if I don't.

- Hold it, General, easy
Colonel, don't lose your temper.

- Lose his temper.

- I know him, this is just
the lull before the storm.

- Hogan, what are you?

- Easy, Colonel, so far
you've shown great restraint.

We're very lucky.

- I will have his
head on a plate.

- Don't push him too far.

- Hogan.
- No telling

what he'll do next,
just before you came,

he was gonna call the Fuhrer
and make a formal complaint.

- I was?

- General, you're
the senior officer,

maybe you'd rather call
the Fuhrer and tell him

about the stolen ammunition.

It was ammunition wasn't it?

- There is no need
to disturb the Fuhrer

about a commando raid.

I will settle this
in my own way.

- My compliments, sir, you
handled him beautifully.

- I did, yes, I did.

No, desk general will
ever threaten me.

- If this gets around,
even the prisoners

will be proud of you.

- You know, Hogan there
are times when a man

has to be strong.

I think I will call the Fuhrer
and make a formal complaint.

- Better think it over,
sir, remember your temper.

- Hogan.
- Ah, General,

pleasant surprise.

- Hogan, about
that commando raid,

I saw those dummies
that were dropped.

- Dummies, really, what
will they think of next,

this is the way to fight
a war, nobody gets hurt.

- Now tell me, Hogan,
do you have any idea

of where I might
find that ammunition?

- Yeah, in a museum
after the war.

- I'm going to order a
thorough investigation

of this matter, Hogan.

- I don't think
you will, General.

- Oh really and what
makes you so sure?

- When you steal from
a thief one sure thing

he'll never call the cops.

Night, General.