All language subtitles for Hogans Heroes S03E20 Sticky Wicket Newkirk_prob4.eng

- Coming, Liebchen?

- I'm here.

- Ah! And so lovely.

- You like me?

- I'm wild for you.

And how about me?

- I like everything about
you, except your accent.

You're English, no?

I do not mind.

A flier, perhaps, trying
to get out of Germany?

- Well, I, I was a flier, yes.

- You should be more
careful, you know.

The next barmaid you pick up
may be more patriotic than I.

- Oh, and you're not?
- No.

It's all so stupid.

The Thousand Year
Reich, the saluting,

the cheering, the war.

Are you from Stalag Six?

- Why do you ask?
- Oh, it's common knowledge.

18 fliers broke
out two days ago.

- Oh, I'd heard about that, yes.

- Good.

You're being more careful now.

Admit nothing and talk
to no more strange women.

- Well, one at a
time's enough, love.

- To this moment.

Not yesterday, not tomorrow.

Who knows what this
stupid war will do to us?

To the moment.

- With you all the way, love.

Um, before we get down
to more personal things,

which really can't
be too soon for me.

- Yes?

- You wouldn't have heard
any more about those boys

out of Stalag Six, would you?

- The other boys
or just the boys?

- Call it what you will.
- No, I have not.

Now can we be more personal?

- Your identity papers, schnell.

- If I don't have any?
- Then you have a choice.

Tell us who you are or be
shot as a spy without trial.

- Not much of a choice, mates.

Corporal Newkirk,
on 24 hours leave,

you might say, from Stalag 13.

- Out.

We will take you
back to Stalag 13.

- Wait! Please, wait.

- You, Fraulein, we will
deal with you later!

Don't take him back!

Please do not take him back!

- For the moment,
love, it was nice.

- Welcome back, Newkirk.

Hogan, will your men never learn

that no one escapes
from Stalag 13?

- Intellectually,
sir, they know that,

but emotionally,
they still hope.

- They still hope, huh?

- Well, Newkirk, we'll
put an end to that hope.

- Usual punishment, sir?

30 days in the cooler?

- No.

This time, there will
be no punishment.

- That's awfully
decent of you, sir.

- Not at all.

Schultz, take him away.

Jawohl,
Herr Kommandant.

- To Stalag Six.

- Stalag Six?

- Six, sir?

- I, uh, I trust
that's the commandant's

well-known sense of fun
coming to the fore again.

- Not quite, Hogan.

I'm instituting a new
policy of transfer

for any infractions
of the rules.

Permanent transfer.

In other words,
Hogan, I'm breaking up

that old gang of yours.

- You wouldn't consider 60
days in the cooler, sir?

- Commandant, the
men love you, sir.

You're a father image.

Newkirk here comes
from a broken home.

He identifies very
strongly, sir.

I do, I do.

- Not another word.
I've made up my mind.

Take him away.

- Sir, in leaving, I'd just
like to quote something

I told me dear old dad
on a like occasion.

- Yes?

- You give me a
ruddy, shooting pain.

- Colonel, we got 10 men from
Stalag Six down in the tunnel.

They got through.

- What about the other eight?
- Not yet, not yet.

- Oh, brother.

- Captain Anderson
reporting, sir.

- What about the
rest of your men?

- We separated, Colonel.

I'm, uh, I'm kind of afraid
they may have been caught.

- You were all headed here?
- Yes, sir.

- Let's just hope nobody talks.

All right, continue
on the processing.

We want to get these guys
under way as soon as we can.

- We'll do our best, Colonel,

but we're shorthanded
without Newkirk.

- Did he get the full 30 days?

- No, he got transferred
to Stalag Six.

- What?
- But they cannot do that!

- They did it.

- Well, we'll just
break him out of there,

and we'll keep him
down in the tunnel

for a year or so till
they forget about him.

- Hold it. There's nothing
we can do, nothing.

- There is always something
we can do, mon colonel.

Well, at the moment, I
don't know what it is.

- Newkirk picked the
wrong time to get caught.

We got a mission under way.

- Schultz and Newkirk.

All right, Anderson,
in the tunnel.

- Right, sir.

- Hello, mates.

- Hey, Newkirk,
you're looking great.

- Yeah, what a break, huh?

I mean, no 30 days
in the cooler.

- You're looking just
great. Formidable.

- I'm done in, mates,
that's all. Done in.

- The prisoner has two minutes

to gather his
personal belongings.

Order of the commandant.

- Will you dry up?
- What did I say now?

- I'm sorry. Would you
mind waiting outside?

- My orders on that
point are very specific.

Under no circumstances
am I to permit...

I'll wait outside.

- Colonel, no chance
that old Klink'd

change his mind, is there?

- Maybe, but I
wouldn't count on it.

- Well, we did have
some fun, didn't we?

- Yeah.

Tough luck, old buddy.

Thanks.

- I sort of always thought
that when the Allied tanks

rolled up in front of the gates,
we'd all be here together.

I just always thought that.

- Bye-bye, Louie.

- Yeah, we'll all get together
after the war in London, huh?

- Sure, all of us in London.

- Okay, Andrew.

Colonel, thank you
for everything.

- Newkirk, there's no
chance to get you back here,

but we're not gonna let
you rot in Stalag Six.

After you leave here, use this.

Take the escape route
to England, understand?

- Yes, sir.

You know, sir, I
can't help worrying

about that girl they
grabbed me with.

Do you think
they're holding her?

- Don't do anything
about the girl!

Head for England.
- Right, sir, right.

- Time is up.

- Well, mates, when
the going gets rough

and old Schultz here
gets hard and cruel,

just step in and win one
for old Newkirk, right?

- Yeah, right.
- That's a promise.

- Ta-ta. Goodbye.

- Take it easy.
- So long.

- You transferred him?

Klink, who told you
to transfer him?

- No one, Major Hochstetter.

Just, at the time, it seemed
like a terribly good idea.

- It was a completely
idiotic idea.

The Gestapo must
question this man.

What was he doing in
Hammelburg in civilian clothes?

What, Klink?

- Well, sir, I think I
need a little bit more time

to think about that one.

- I do not want you to
think about anything.

I just want you to get
the prisoner Newkirk

back here at once!

- Excellent idea,
Major Hochstetter.

It'll solve the whole problem.

Get me Stalag Six,
Colonel Muhlenberger.

- Herr Kommandant,
I beg to report-

- Not now, Schultz.
- I beg to-

- Please, Schultz.

Muhlenberger, Klink here.

Yes, about that
transfer we arranged,

the British corporal, Newkirk.

I'd like to discuss
that with you, mm-hmm.

- I beg to report,
Herr Kommandant,

it will not be necessary to
talk to Colonel Muhlenberger.

- Just a moment, Colonel.

Schultz, what is
the matter with you?

Don't you see that I'm
talking on the phone?

Schultz, what are
you doing here?

You were taking
Newkirk to Stalag Six.

- Entirely correct, sir, I
was, but I didn't get there.

- What?
- What?

- Herr Kommandant, just
one mile from here,

Newkirk produced a gun.

Such an enormous gun,
you have no idea!

- Klink!

Your prisoners walk
around with guns?

- Of course not,
Major Hochstetter.

Muhlenberger, I'll
have to call you back.

Schultz, just before
you left here,

you searched him, didn't you?

You searched him!

- I think I can say
almost positively

that I believe so.

- Schultz!

- Anything wrong, sir?
- Hogan, get out of here.

- I want that man in here!

- My feelings exactly,
Major Hochstetter.

- Colonel Hogan, we have
crossed swords before,

and I have had my
suspicions about you,

but now my feeling
is much stronger.

- I'm glad you finally
cleared me, sir.

- Not exactly.

18 men have escaped
from Stalag Six.

Eight of them I've recaptured.

- Excellent work,
Major Hochstetter,

but may I point out to
you that here at Stalag 13

we have no such problem?

Never an escape, never
so much as, as, as, as,

until today, sir, but that
was an official transfer.

- Of the eight men I
captured, one talked.

He claims they were all
heading for Stalag 13.

Would you have any idea why?

- Bad sense of direction?

- I do not think so.

- Major Hochstetter, why
would escaped prisoners

be headed for
another prison camp?

- That is exactly what
I intend to find out.

I shall surround this
camp with a ring of steel.

Anyone trying to get
out will be caught.

Anyone trying to get
in will be caught!

- Major Hochstetter,
rest assured,

you have my complete
cooperation.

- I do not want your
cooperation, Klink.

All I want from you is to
stop giving guns to prisoners.

I will deal with
all of you later!

- Major Hochstetter, may I
point out my relationship-

- Ah!

- With the Gestapo is the
most cordial, cordial.

- Someone wants to come up.

- I gave orders they
were to stay down.

Newkirk!

- I forgot me toothbrush, sir.

- You couldn't live
without us, huh?

- You were on your
way to England.

- I am, sir. Still am,
as a matter of fact.

- Well?

- Well, uh, I sort of had an
obligation to Gretel, sir.

That's the girl who was
with me in Hammelburg

when they picked me up.

I just wanted to make
sure she was all right.

- So you stopped
off in Hammelburg.

- Uh, yes, sir.

She's a wonderful girl, Gretel.

Marvelous sort of qualities,
if you know what I mean.

- Good, I'd like to
meet her sometime.

So what happened?

- You're not just
saying that, sir?

You'd really like to meet her?

- Newkirk, what are
you trying to tell me?

- Well, actually, sir,
she wanted me to help her

move to another place, you see,

because the police were
watching her there.

Well, when we did, the
Gestapo boys got on our trail.

While I was trying to
give them the slip,

we sort of found
ourselves at the,

do you want to meet
the Colonel, Gretel?

Here she is. Look at that.

Whoo-hoo!

What a beautiful girl!

Hey!

- You brought her
in from the outside

all the way through the tunnel?

- Uh, yes, sir, I did, yes.

- She saw everything
we have down below?

- Yes, it was fascinating.

I never thought it possible.

You're a great
man, Colonel Hogan.

A very great man.

- Of course, he has had help.

- We can get acquainted later.

Right now, we've got a problem.

Hochstetter has a few hundred
Gestapo around Stalag 13,

and we've got 10
prisoners to get out.

- And what will you
do then, Colonel?

- I've got a plan. Excuse me.

- Oh, isn't that clever?

You like it?

- Now.

Here.

This is the interior
of the compound.

That's Colonel
Klink's office there.

We're over here.

Now, the plan is this.

A company of airborne makes
a parachute drop here.

- Inside the camp?
- Inside the camp.

In the confusion,
the 10 escapees

will come up and join them.

And they all fight their
way through the fence here,

where they're picked
up by transport planes

that land in the field here.

- Colonel, you are joking.

- I like it.
- Open the door!

- Schultz!

All right, stand back
against the wall.

Stay out of sight
as much as possible.

Open the door!

Open the door!

I'm going to count till three.

If you don't open the door,
I'm going to break in!

One,

two,

three!

Who was holding the door?

I want to know!

- No one, Schultz. It
sticks in the warm weather.

- But it's freezing outside.

- It's a pleasure to
see your mind work.

- No compliments, Colonel Hogan.

I have bad trouble, and I
think it's because of you.

Where did Newkirk get the gun?

You will tell me everything.

- Of course we will, Schultz.

- Now, come over here.
- Ah! No, no.

From now on, I
have only one rule.

If you ask me to go over there,

I go over here.

Right, Newkirk?
- Right, Schultz.

- Because it has
been my experience,

whenever you ask
me to do something,

it is much better for me...

Newkirk?

- Sorry, Schultz,
tried to save you.

- Save me?

Ha-ha!

I've recaptured him!

- Tracked him through the snow.

- Tracked him through the snow,

under great hardship
and great danger,

till finally, finally-

- Found him in his own barracks.

How'd he get there, Schultz?

- I don't know how he get there.

I don't care how he get there.

The most important thing
for me is, come here.

I leave it up to you.

It is more important for me...

It's a girl.

- Explain that, Schultz,
especially to Hochstetter.

- I see nothing!

I hear nothing! I see nothing!

- Halt! Ein moment.

- Who said that?
- I did. You will wait.

- Why?

- Because I'm going
with you to the office

of the commandant
with my report.

Come.

She was on their side, and
you showed her everything!

- Nice going, old buddy.

- But she seemed
so sincere-like.

- Everybody down
in the tunnel, sir?

- No.

- Oh, that's right.

First, we have to warn
those parachute troops.

- There aren't any
parachute troops.

- You knew she was a
spy all along, huh?

- I didn't know. That's
why I had to play it safe.

Carter, get on a
Luftwaffe uniform.

You're going to be a general.
- Yes, sir.

- Newkirk, get
down in the tunnel.

- Right, sir.

After you get down there,

set off the explosives that
closes up this entrance,

and let's just hope the barracks
doesn't go down with it.

Right, Colonel.

- After you set
off the explosives,

get the 10 men
out the other end.

Hochstetter will pull
the Gestapo in the camp.

The way will be clear.

- Do I go out with them, sir?

- No, you'll wait a while,

then turn yourself
in at the main gate.

- Oh, great!

I can talk me way out of
anything with old Klink.

- Yeah, but you won't
be so lucky with us.

- Get going.
- Yes, sir

- Major Hochstetter,
may I assure you

that everything this woman
has reported is impossible.

Completely impossible.

- Are you calling a
Gestapo informant a liar?

- Why would I do
a thing like that?

- Because your head is
in the noose, Klink.

You have been running a
country home for prairie dogs.

They dig while you sleep.

Wake up, Klink!

Enjoy the little
time you have left.

- Major Hochstetter,
I shall certainly try.

- With a tunnel entrance
right in his own barracks,

I would certainly think, Major,

that this fat one over here
will have some knowledge.

- Ordinarily it is
true, Herr Major,

but I have signed certificates

from all of my
teachers that I...

- Whatever you know, I will
get it out of you later.

I want men to go with
me to that barracks.

Pick Skrobar, Schabitz
and Gunn, schnell!

- Immediately, Herr Major.

And now, Klink.

What was that?

- The airborne
attack. It has begun.

- It is nothing, Klink!

Nothing?

- I thought you did not
believe our informant.

- Major Hochstetter, I was
merely indicating to you

that sometimes these things
are difficult to accept.

- You said impossible.

- The difficult, I
believe immediately.

The impossible sometimes
takes a little longer.

Schultz, will you get up?

It's disgraceful.

- Achtung!

- A-ha.

The end of the
trail, Colonel Hogan.

- How's that again, Major?

- We have come for a look at
your downstairs apartment.

You will show us the way?

- You've been listening
to rumors again.

- Something a little
more substantial.

- Open the secret
passage, my dear.

- Of course, Major Hochstetter.

Right this way.

I saw them activate it from
a hidden panel on this bunk.

- Colonel Hogan, that you were
able to operate for so long

is a tribute to the stupidity
of your beloved commandant.

Or is it complicity, Klink?

- No, indeed, Major.

Stupidity.

- That's entirely
correct, Herr Major.

- Well?

- I, I was sure it
was right here, Major.

- Are you sure this is
the bunk they lift up?

- Yes.

- This bunk out.

Chop through the
floor. Use your axes.

- It's better that way.

It has the Gestapo touch.

- Quiet!

Chop!

- What's going on here?

No one calls attention
for a general?

What kind of army is this?

Achtung!

- Thank you.

And you, Major Hochstetter.

The Gestapo is now
conducting bunk inspections?

Time is heavy on your hands, ja?

- I do not believe I know you.

- It is your
business to know me.

I am Luftwaffe General
Von Siedelburg.

Ask Klink. He knows me.

- Certainly I know you,
General Siedelburg.

- I am in charge
of security of all

Luftwaffe prisoner-of-war camps.

I have been looking
for you, Hochstetter.

What are you doing here
besides inspecting bunks?

- I have uncovered a giant plot

in one of your camps, General.

10 of the escapees
from Stalag Six,

the other eight of
whom I have captured,

are down below us in a tunnel.

The prisoners here
equip them with money,

papers and clothing and send
them out of the country.

- Is that correct, Klink?

- Well, I.

I've been watchfully
waiting, sir.

- Good.

Show us your tunnel.

- Well?

- There is nothing
but dirt, Herr Major.

- So?

What do you do in
dirt, eh? You dig.

Dig!

- Jawohl, Herr Major.

- Bunk inspection
and now gardening?

We will find the
tunnel. Do not worry.

I have stopped
worrying.

Perhaps you should start.

The chart, where is the chart
showing the parachute drop?

- It's right over here, Major.

- Show me.

Excuse me.

Dig!

- There it is.
- A-ha!

- Just a minute, Major.

To us, this is
almost sacred ground.

- Out of the way, Hogan.

- Happy digging.

- Well, Klink, how do
you explain this, huh?

What is this?

- You do not know, Major?

- There was a chart,
Major, I am sure.

- Of how many things can you
be so sure that are not so?

- I must defend her.

The information she
has brought us on you

has been most accurate.

- What information?

- Oh, mostly black market,
a little extortion,

a few more personal matters.

- No.

No, it isn't true!

- I'm defending you.

- Does that complete your
investigation, Major?

- You will come with me
for intensive questioning.

Take her away.

- And what of the 10 escapees?

The trail grows cold
while you're here

with your gardening and looking
at girlie pictures, huh?

- They will be caught.

- At least you have confidence.

Klink.

- Oh, yes, General, I am so glad

that the general knows
now that these rumors

about Stalag 13 are
totally unfounded.

- Klink, take a lesson from
what happened at Stalag Six.

Too many prisoners transferred.

- Too many prisoners
transferred.

- Hmm, stirred them up.

I'm sending their commandant
to the Russian front.

- Rest assured, General!
- Don't shout.

It has always been my policy,
it always will be my policy.

- No transfers.
- Hmm.

- What about Newkirk?
- Forget it.

- I shall keep my eye on
you, Major Hochstetter.

- And I will keep my
eye on you, Hogan.

You have not heard
the last of this.

Omf!

Stop digging!

- Do you have anything to
say in your own defense,

Corporal Newkirk?

- Yes, sir, I have.

In the first place, even
though I've talked old Klink

into letting me back in,

I still got 30 days in the
cooler hanging over me head.

- So?

- In the second place,

even though I broke security
by bringing that girl

in through the tunnel,

I plead extenuating
circumstances, as it were.

- As it were what?

- Ah!

Sir, I put it to you this way.

Here I am, one of the
most knowledgeable

concerning the female sex,

and yet I completely
misread the character

of the first female I
came in contact with.

What's the answer?

Lack of practice.

Cooped up in this
box, day after day,

with no contact whatsoever,
a man goes to seed.

What's my plea?

Don't indict me.
Indict the system.

- Newkirk, you made a point.
- I did, sir?

- You exposed a basic weakness.

From now on, rotating
weekend passes in Hammelburg.

You first, LeBeau, then
Kinch, then Carter.

- Thank you, sir.
- Great.

I'm gonna go to the zoo.

- Uh, sir, as it was my idea,

do you think I might get a
little something out of it?

- Oh, you will,
Newkirk, you will.

The satisfaction of
knowing you're making

these men better, well-rounded,
more balanced fighting men.

- Well, it's about all
a man can hope for,

isn't it, Colonel?