All language subtitles for Hogans Heroes S03E17 Two Nazis for the Price of One_prob4.eng

- Naturally, Major Hochstetter,

I'm not trying to tell
the Gestapo how to

run their business.
- I should think not.

- I was merely suggesting
that if you told me

what you wanted
from Colonel Hogan,

I might have saved you the trip.

- That is ridiculous.
- That is exactly right

and I don't even
know why I said it.

- This is not the
job for an amateur.

Gruppenfuhrer Freitag
himself personally

has ordered me to
question Hogan.

He is waiting for my report.

- Gruppenfuhrer Freitag?

Oh, that's top, top
level Gestapo, I...

Come in.

- You wanted to see me, Colonel?

I'm sorry, I didn't
know you had company.

- The Gestapo is not company.

- Frankly, I never thought
much of 'em myself.

- Hogan, you will show a little

respect for Major Hochstetter!

- Just a little, sir?
- I mean a lot of respect.

And please don't twist my words.

- I will take over, Klink.

Colonel, I will stand
for no nonsense.

I want some
information from you.

Gosh, you mean there's something
the Gestapo doesn't know?

What we don't know, we
have ways of finding out.

Ways that are not
always pleasant.

- Don't get trouble
for yourself, talk.

- Klink, will you
stay out of this?

Colonel, sit down, please.

Tell me, Colonel,
what do you know

about the Manhattan Project?

What is it?
- Maybe they're

selling the island
back to the Indians?

- The 504th Bomb
Group was assigned to

the Manhattan Project,
is that right?

- Were they?
- You should know,

you commanded the
504th Bomb Group.

- Did I?
- They have been

taken out of combat
and sent back to

the States for special
training, correct?

- How 'bout that?
- Those are not answers,

you better...
- Klink.

Colonel, may I remind you that

the Gestapo can be
very unfriendly?

Very unfriendly.
- You know,

I've heard that and
I've often wondered,

what's a nice guy like you
doing in an outfit like that?

- Of course, we could
give you the time

to think it over in a
special cell we have.

It's not big enough
to stand up in

and it is not big
enough to lie down in.

- Sounds like a hotel room
I once had in Cleveland.

- During the days, the
temperature is 140 degrees

and at night, it
is below freezing.

- That's the hotel, all right.

- Then, if you still won't talk,

you will be starved,
tortured, and then shot.

Well, Colonel, what you say, hm?

- What can I say?

You've made me
homesick for Cleveland.

- All right, Colonel,
that will be all.

For now.
- I certainly enjoy

these impromptu chats, we
should do it more often.

- I must make my report
to Gruppenfuhrer Freitag.

- What are you going to report?

- That being nice didn't work.

- Kill that transmission,
shut down right now.

- What's the matter?

- The Nazis have a spy
at Allied headquarters.

I don't want this radio used
till we find out who he is.

- How do you know there
is a spy, Colonel?

- I was just visiting
with the Gestapo.

They know I was with
the 504th Bomb Group

and that they'd been
transferred back to the States.

- So they know, what
good does that do them?

- The only place they could have

found that out is
headquarters in London.

- Well, if there's a spy,
shouldn't we tell 'em about it?

- How, send it on the radio?

We might be telling
it to the spy himself.

- That'd be a waste of
time, he already knows.

- There's got to be
another way to tip 'em off.

Have you got the schedule
of the courier planes

between Washington and London?

- Yeah, right here.
- Good.

General Butler left
Washington this morning.

Must be halfway across
the Atlantic right now.

Can we reach him with our radio?

- No, that's out of our range,
we'd need a bigger antenna.

- Can you make one?

- I guess so.
- All right good, go ahead.

- It's a good thing you
found out about that spy.

- Do you think Hochstetter
knows about us, sir?

- I don't think so, he's got
something else on his mind,

something called the Manhattan
Project, whatever that is.

- In a way, it's kind
of funny about the spy.

He's in the same kind
of business as we are.

- We may be in
the same business,

but we're not working
for the same company.

- Can't be any smaller, not if

we're gonna reach
General Butler's plane.

- And it has to go on
top of the flagpole?

- That's the only place.
- It'll be noticed right away.

- Nobody could miss that.
- Of course not.

- They'll notice it, all right.

But there's a way so
they won't pay attention.

- That looks absolutely great.
- Very sneaky idea.

- General Butler says
he's received the message

and do you have any
idea who the spy is.

- Tell him no and ask him what
time exactly he expects to be

at headquarters.
- Right.

- Two hours and 15 minutes.

- All right, tell
him to get everybody,

including off-duty
personnel, on their jobs.

In exactly three hours,
we're going to send a message

to headquarters.
- All right.

- Whoever tries to
leave will be the spy.

- What message are
you going to send?

- And what makes you so sure
the spy's gonna try to get out?

- Put yourself in
the spy's place.

A message comes
that a bomb's been

planted on Hitler's
private train.

The bomb is going
off in an hour.

Wouldn't you break your
neck to get a warning out?

- I'm glad you're on
our side, Colonel.

- Radio message from
headquarters, Colonel.

Bullseye, on target.

- The trick worked,
we got the spy.

- That's fabulous.
- We're back in business.

- We did it again.

- Achtung, the
Kommandant is coming.

Achtung, the
Kommandant is coming.

- All right, hold
it down, fellas.

- Now, everybody seems
to be very happy.

What's the occasion, eh?
- Some good news from home.

- We haven't had any
mail for two weeks.

- A delayed reaction.

- Colonel Hogan, I'd like
to have a word with you.

Hogan, I admire the position
you're taking with the Gestapo.

That's very manly,
very soldierly.

- Thank you.
- Naturally,

they're going to make you talk

and when they do, you
don't want to talk to

a man like Major
Hochstetter, do you?

He's not our type.

- Well, who is?
- I am.

So don't talk to
them, talk to me.

- Of course, why should we
let credit go to strangers?

- It's agreed, then?

You'll only talk to me?

- If I talk, it's only to you.

- Schultz!

- "Spy talked,
said he was working

"for Gruppenfuhrer Freitag."

That's the clown that sent
Hochstetter to question me.

"Freitag knows all about us,
the tunnel and the radio."

- Boy.
- "End the operation here,

"arrange with the underground to"

"get back to London at once."

- Hey, London.
- London.

- Can you believe that?

We're gonna...
- If Freitag knows about us,

why weren't we arrested?
- Who cares?

- Let's get out of
here while we can.

- Yeah, before they
blow the whistle on us.

- Hold it, hold it.

I don't think Freitag's
worried about us,

he's after something
more important.

Kinch, ask London what
Manhattan Project is.

- Right.

- You know what I'm going to
do, first thing we get out,

I'm gonna take you all
round the Red Lion.

- What's the Red Lion?
- It's a pub

We'll have a...
- Oh yeah?

- Beer, maybe.
- Fabulous.

- Do they have hot dogs?
- They have sausages in...

- "Do not, repeat,
do not mention

"that project in
any communication."

"Classified Top Secret."

- They seemed a bit upset.
- Manhattan Project.

I wonder how much Freitag knows.

It might upset them even more.

- Here we are, gentlemen.

Last chance, a going
out of business sale.

A perfect watch, perfect working

order, shock-proof, everything.

No offers?

You're selling it yourself.

You know, what I've
been figuring out?

I've got an awful lot
of back pay coming.

I'm going to be very rich.

- I know a French girl
who's living in London.

She used to be with
the Follies Bergere.

I'm going to take her
to the best restaurant

and spend the evening just
looking at her and the food.

- I'm going to get
into a hot bath

and stay there for a week.

- I'm going to go
to Regent Park Zoo

and watch somebody
else in a cage.

- What's happening?

- Ah, we're just tidying up
the old place a bit, Schultz.

- For the next bunch.
- What next bunch?

- Well, we heard
a rumor, Schultz,

we're going to be moved
to a new barracks.

- Yeah, that's right.

- Why do you listen to rumors?

If you were going anyplace,
the Kommandant would tell me.

- Maybe you'll tell him.

- You're throwing all this away?

- Yeah, who needs it?

- Ooh, this is foolish
to throw all this away.

This is real wool.

- It's all yours, Schultzy.
- Thank you.

Look at this.

Ooh.

- Dr. Livingstone, I presume.

- No, it's me, Sergeant Schultz.

- Oh, for goodness
sakes, so it is.

- Herr Kommandant wants
to see you in his office,

but don't worry, he is
in a very good mood.

- That's the time to worry.

Tell him I'll be right there.

- I'll come back
for the rest later.

- Don't forget to
set the time charges

in the tunnel and on
the radio equipment.

- All taken care of, sir.
- Okay.

I'll see what Klink wants.

- Colonel Hogan, what do
you think of this hat, eh?

- It covers your
head, I don't know

what else you can expect of it.

- Guess who's here in town.
- General Eisenhower?

- Oh please, don't
be ridiculous.

- I'm not, he's gonna
be here sooner or later.

- Gruppenfuhrer Freitag and
he's invited us to dinner,

you and me, it's a
social invitation.

- Dinner, sounds
like a great honor.

- It's the greatest.

Don't you realize how
important this man is?

He has the Fuhrer's ear.

- Sounds kind of messy to me.

- Please don't
make those kind of

jokes about
Gruppenfuhrer Freitag.

He doesn't have
my sense of humor.

Now, if he takes a liking to me,

there's no telling
how far I'll go.

- Naturally, I'd like
to see you go far.

- Thank you, Hogan.

- Are we all ready Colonel?

- The underground
will meet us at

the tunnel entrance
right at the dot.

- I can't go,
something's come up.

I've got to check and see
whether Gruppenfuhrer Freitag

really knows what the
Manhattan Project is.

- But we were ordered to leave.

- Yeah, guys, it was an order.
- I know.

Look, I know how you guys feel.

You go as scheduled,
I'll come later.

- But Colonel,
once they find out

we're gone, you'll
never get away.

You'll be a dead duck.

- Look, don't worry about me.

I'll make it somehow,
you go as planned.

- I think I'll stay.

I've gotten used
to cold showers.

A hot bath might
give me pneumonia.

- Me too.

I mean, I'll have
more back pay coming,

you know, at the end of the war.

- Well, I may as well stay.

I don't want to see
animals in a cage.

- I hope you don't
think I'm going to

a big city like
London all by myself.

- What about that French
bird you told me about?

The ones in the Folies Bergere.

- I haven't seen
her for ten years,

she must be a
grandmother by now.

- Look, you guys are free to go.

You're all here as volunteers
in the first place.

- We're staying.
- It's settled.

- Business at the
old stand as usual,

sir.
- Right.

- Okay, thanks.

- Hey, Schultz has our stuff.

- Ilse.

- Well?

- You look very well, Ilse.

- Thank you, Herman.

You think the American
colonel will like me?

- If he doesn't,
everything I've heard

about the Americans is a lie.

Now Ilse, remember, I want you

to be especially nice
to Colonel Hogan.

You know what I mean?
- I know.

- Is there anything I
can do to be of help?

- Yes, Mannheim, you can help

by keeping your
nose out of this.

From what I've heard
of Colonel Hogan,

he would make a monkey
out of you in two minutes.

- I'm your assistant.

If you would only tell
me why he is coming here,

I might surprise you by
thinking of something.

- If you ever thought of
anything, it would surprise me.

What I want from
this Colonel Hogan is

some special information
and your rubber hoses

and medieval tortures won't
get it, not from this man.

- You seem
well-informed about him.

- You might say I have a
special interest in him.

He's a remarkable man,
intelligent and resourceful.

- Gruppenfuhrer Freitag,
I cannot tell you

what an honor it is to
have the opportunity to...

- Colonel Hogan, I've
heard so much about you,

I feel I've known
you for a long time.

- How could you
have heard about me?

I haven't really done anything.

- Your modesty does you
credit, but sometimes

the best kept secrets leak
out, know what I mean?

- I suppose you're talking
about the bombing mission

I flew against your secret
submarine base at Bremen.

- Oh, was that you?

Yeah, we lost eight
submarines in that raid.

- I believe it was nine,
but who's counting?

- That reminds me of a
marvelously funny story

about a sailor who
hadn't seen his wife...

- Actually, I'm
an admirer of what

you have been doing
more recently.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Colonel Hogan, this
is Ilse Praeger.

Uh, Deputy
Gruppenfuhrer, Mannheim.

What is your name?

- Klink, sir, Wilhelm Klink.
- Yes.

Mannheim, why
don't you see if my

uniforms are back
from the tailor?

And take Colonel Kink with you.

- Klink.
- Whatever you say.

Let me get you a drink, sit.

- I suppose you don't see
many girls at the prison camp.

- The percentage is pretty low.

- But you must think
about them a lot.

- Well, you see, we have this

program of sports
and pure thoughts.

- Getting acquainted,
I see, that's nice.

- I can't get over how
friendly everybody is.

- Speaking of friends, I
have a friend in London.

I haven't heard from
him for a few days,

I wonder if anything could
have happened to him.

- Who knows?

London isn't the safest place

in the world these
days, thanks to you.

- Neither is Berlin,
thanks to you.

- You're welcome.
- Colonel Hogan,

let me make my position clear.

I am a loyal German,
but the Gestapo

and the High Command don't
always see eye-to-eye.

So, if I knew of anyone who
was making a fool of them,

someone who's operating
a secret radio,

let us say, in a
secret tunnel, perhaps,

I wouldn't feel obliged
to turn that man in.

Do you follow me?
- Sure.

- You don't like the brass.
- Ah, I see you understand.

All I ask in return
for my silence is

some information.
- About what?

- I want to know about
the Manhattan Project.

- You're not supposed
to know about that,

it's the biggest
secret of the war.

- Yeah, but you see, I do know.

Suppose you tell
me all you know.

- Nothing, I know
nothing about it,

I don't wanna talk about it.

- I better see when
dinner will be ready.

- You have such wonderful,
sensitive hands.

Do you play the violin?
- No, harmonica.

Such a strong face, it shows
a great deal of character.

- You know, I've never
had much confidence

in that program of
sports and pure thoughts.

Something wrong?
- I'm sorry,

I don't want to bother
you with my troubles.

- Okay.
- It's him, Freitag.

I hate him, he's mean.

I can't stand him.

- Well, these will
help you to bear up.

- They're not from him,
they belonged to my mother.

- Mom got around a little.

- Oh, Colonel Hogan, I want to

prove to you I'm on your side.

- Yeah, I can see for myself.

- The information Freitag wants,

he'll do anything to get
it and you can make him

pay for it.
- Money?

Now you're talking my language.

- Dinner will be
in a few minutes.

Now, let me see, where
were we before I left?

- No place, but I did
pretty good after you left.

- If you men are going
to talk business,

I will go powder my nose.

- Now about this Manhattan
Project, it's a bomb, isn't it?

What's different about it?

How close are they
to finishing it?

Hogan, I'm going to
be frank with you.

You've heard the expression,
"Every man has his price"?

- I'd say there's a price for
everything a man has or knows.

- I like the way you think.
- Keep talking.

- Tell me what I want to
know, and I'll see you are

safely escorted to
the Swiss border.

Also, there will be
$50,000 in American money

deposited in your
name in a Swiss bank.

Well?
- Very generous,

but you're forgetting
there are four men

back in camp who have
been working with me.

Not gonna get much chance to
enjoy that money after the war

when they talk and my government
puts two and two together.

- We'll dispose of them.

- That's the most efficient way,

I suppose, but I'm sentimental.

I'd like to keep them with me.

- Very well, they will be taken

with you to the Swiss border.

- However, I don't want to
share the $50,000 with them.

Still, they should
get something.

- Hogan, it's a pleasure
doing business with you.

You're dishonest enough to
make me trust you implicitly.

- And I trust you,
but I don't know

if I can trust your partners.

- No partners, I work alone.

That way I never have
to share the credit.

- Good, now what about the men?

They'll be expecting something.

- There will be $1,000
for each of them.

- $500 will be enough for 'em.

- All right, now tell me exact...

- Not so fast, let me
talk to the men first,

make sure they'll go along.
- When will you know?

- Tonight, if I go back now.
- Very well.

I'll see you at the
prison camp later.

Mannheim!

- Colonel Mannheim
was just telling me

that every year the
weather seems to be...

- Take him back to camp.

- What about dinner?
- What dinner?

- But you invited us.
- Forget it.

I'll see you later.

That's all!

- What did you say to him?
- Me?

Nothing at all.

- Gruppenfuhrer Freitag,
I must register a protest.

This is all very improper.

I'm your second in command and
I don't know what's going on.

- That's the way I want it.

Mannheim, why do you think
I picked you for this job?

Have you any idea?

- Because I was the
best man you could find.

Not at all, it's because I don't

trust bright, ambitious people.

You have to watch
them all the time.

But let me warn you, Mannheim.

There are limits to how much
stupidity I will put up with.

- What's the good of staying?

You couldn't tell Freitag about

the Manhattan Project
even if you wanted to.

- You don't even
know what it is.

- Well, whatever it is,
Freitag knows too much.

I'm gonna see that he
never learns more about it.

- Well, you don't mean
that you're gonna...

- Tonight, when
he comes to camp.

- Suppose somebody else
has that information?

- No, Freitag's a loner.

He's the only one that knows

about the project
and the tunnel.

He's got to be liquidated.

- Colonel Hogan, you'll never
guess in a million years

what's happening, not
in a million years.

- Gruppenfuhrer Freitag's
car is coming through

the gate and Klink
sent you to get me.

- Yeah, how do you know?

- When you said I'd never
guess in a million years.

What else could it be, Schultz?

- Gruppenfuhrer Freitag,
it is indeed a great honor

to have you...
- Mannheim, park the car.

- Don't you want me to help
you interview Colonel Hogan?

- You'd better do
what you're best at.

I believe you were
a parking attendant

in Munich before the war.

- Would you like to
come into my office?

- Yes, but you stay out.
- Sir?

Out of my own office?
- Major Hochstetter,

send a radio message to Berlin

and arrange a
meeting with Himmler.

Say I will have some very
important information

for him.
- Yes, sir.

- He can't do this to me,
keep me out of my own office.

- He can't?
- Well, I mean,

he shouldn't, of course he can.

- Colonel Hogan, go right in.

Gruppenfuhrer
Freitag is waiting.

- Hogan, when you're in
there talking to him,

could you say a
good word for me?

I know he likes
you, and if you...

- Somebody's shooting outside.

- Somebody's shooting inside.

- What happened?

I heard shots.

- Get a doctor, quick.
- He's still alive?

But that's impossible.

- Anyone's aim would be a
little off shooting through

a window and you were a
little excited, you know.

- I'll finish him now,
he treated me like a dog.

- What's going on here?

Why don't you get a doctor?

Never mind the doctor, Freitag's
deader than a doornail.

- But you said...
- Forget it, duck for cover.

You lied, you lied.

- Schultz, go out there and
get him, that's an order.

- I can't, Herr Kommandant,
I lost my rifle.

- I've been counting the
shots, his gun is empty.

- Are you sure?
- Positive.

- I'll capture him,
Herr Kommandant.

- Never mind, Schultz,
I'll do it myself.

Mannheim, you're under arrest.

You've run out of
bullets, you're helpless.

Hogan.

- I've always been
terrible at arithmetic.

- What was all the shooting?

- Your man Mannheim
shot your man Freitag.

- Take him.

- Oh, here it is.

I found my rifle, I
knew it was someplace.

- Congratulations
on your courage

in capturing Mannheim, sir.

- What are you talking about?

All I did was to.

That's right, it was me,

I did capture him.

Oh, Major Hochstetter, when
you make out your report

to Berlin, be sure and tell
them that I was the one...

- Well?
- No, Mannheim got Freitag.

- Looks like we got two
for the price of one.

- And we have our tunnel
back, all to ourselves.

- To say nothing of
the Manhattan Project

still being a secret,
whatever it is.