All language subtitles for Hogans Heroes S03E13 An Evening of Generals_prob4.eng

- It is an important and
highly secret meeting.

- I understand,
General Burkhalter.

I doubt it.

Staff officers,
generals, admirals

from every branch of the forces
will attend this meeting.

- Strategy meeting?

- What for? They've
been doing okay.

- Generals have to keep busy

while everyone else is fighting.

- Hammelburg has been chosen,

because of its
proximity to STALAG 13.

- Very good planning,
General Burkhalter.

- Klink, shut up and listen.

- Yes, sir.
Shut up and listen.

- The conference will
begin on the 15th.

The night before, on the 14th,

you will arrange a
dinner party, a banquet,

just to start things
off on a friendly basis

with uh, plenty
of Gemutlichkeit.

Exactly as
I would have done it.

- Really? We'll go
ahead with it anyway.

- I shall make all
the arrangements

the banquet,
security, everything.

- I will be at Berchtesgaden,

so the entire affair
is your responsibility.

I need the cooperation
of everyone connected

with this conference.

We'll cooperate, won't we?

I knew I could count on you.

- Here are the names
of the officers

who will attend this meeting.

For your eyes only.

- Yes, sir.

- Memorize it and destroy it.

- The finest military minds
in all of the Third Reich.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
General Kordle

Very impressive list.

It doesn't have the name
"Colonel Klink" in there.

Probably an oversight
at headquarters.

- I consider it the
perfect oversight.

- Kinch, I'll need
a camera right away.

- Right.

- I also need five minutes
in Klink's office, alone.

- Oh, sure.

- Come on, fellas,
just follow my lead.

We got to stall
them a little bit.

- What do you want us to do?

- Pick up some dusters and rags.

Let's go.

Colonel, Colonel.
- May I talk to you a moment?

- Not now, Hogan.

Can't you see I'm
busy with the general?

- Sorry, sir. It's personal.

- Wait for me in my office.

- Thank you, sir.

- All right, make it shine.

- What's the matter with
you?! Are you crazy?

- Just a moment! What
is the meaning of this?

- It's pride, sir.

You can't expect the
general to return to Berlin

from STALAG 13 with a dirty car.

- Get them out of here.

- Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.

- No, no. Let them finish.

- Small matter.

- Yes, sir. Proceed.

- Sir, I must apologize,

but sometimes they act
like little children.

- Right, but we've got
the most wonderful daddy

in the whole world.

- I have no idea where it is.

It's probably
somewhere in the files.

Please look for it.

This is absolutely ridiculous.

You've got to be
able to find it.

So, Hogan, you were
very anxious to see me.

Something personal, you said.

- Yes, sir.

The entertainment committee
is planning another show

in a few weeks,
and they'd like you

to be master of ceremonies.

Perhaps do a violin solo?

- What's so personal about that?

- I didn't want to say anything

in front of General Burkhalter.

He might resent your talent.

- That was very wise.

General Burkhalter
plays the mandolin.

And badly.

- Then I can give the
entertainment committee

the green light, sir?

- No, Hogan, you cannot.

- Last year, my name
was in the same size

and type as Sergeant Schultz.

And all he can do is
make animal noises.

- Yeah, well, look.

We'll put your solo in the top
spot, right next to closing,

and I guarantee star billing.

- I'll think about it.

- You do that, sir.
And take your time.

- Hello. Look at this.

General Kordle, Wehrmacht
Beckman, SS Wilhelm, Panzer

Admiral Donner

- Real brass.

- Top men in the
monster division.

Kinch should have gotten
all that information

off to London by now.

Carter, watch the door.

- Want some food?
- No, just coffee.

- Okay.

- London had some
information on the meeting,

but didn't know the location.

- It's a logistic
and supply briefing

for an all-out offensive.

They want the Kraut
generals knocked off.

- By who?
- By us.

- They must be kidding.

- Come on, Colonel.

- Colonel, look, we've
blown up bridges,

railway stations,
munitions plants.

I mean, we've done a
lot of dodgy things

and gotten clean away.

But, sir, knocking off
those Kraut generals?

No, sir. Too much bloody risk.

- That's absolute suicide.

- Yeah, how come London
can't do it from the air?

- Yeah, that's a good idea.
What about that, Colonel?

- Colonel, I surveyed
the men in the ranks,

and the men are overwhelmingly
in favor of bombing.

From London.

- The minute that
meeting starts,

every flack battery in
Messerschmitt squadron

from here to the Channel will
be on a ten-second alert.

20% of an attacking
force might get through,

and that's a big maybe.

- Well, our percentage
might not be that good.

- That's right.

But, if we can stop
that offensive,

we might save a lot of lives.

Now, anyone who wants
to can sit this one out.

Volunteers only.

- Kinch?

- Okay, I'm in.

- LeBeau?

Oui,
d'accord, I'll go along.

It's been nice
knowing all of you.

Newkirk?

- I'm still thinking about it.

- Carter?

- Oh, I got nothing else to do.

I finished my woodworking
class in Barracks Five.

I made a very pretty salad bowl.

- Carter.

- Well, there's no law against
being a coward, is there?

I'm with you, sir.

- That's the best kind.

- Let's go.

- You were just
kidding, weren't you?

- All right, it's got
to be an inside job,

and the best time
is that first night

when they're all
together for the banquet.

- We poison their
Wiener Schnitzel.

- We got to come on
stronger than that.

We need access to the
banquet room at the hotel.

- Fine, but how?

- We need a man who's
experienced

in catering and food.

And speaks German fluently.

We'll need him in 48 hours.

Have to arrange a drop
point, signals, the works.

- Right.

- Carter, I want you
to start thinking.

- Well, we're dead
before we start.

- We need a couple
of bombs, maybe more.

They've got to be disguised

so they look natural
in a banquet room.

And they'll need timers.

Think you can swing it?

- Boy, that's a
tough one, Colonel.

- A man who can
make a salad bowl?

Please.

- Captain Jacques
Mornay, Colonel Hogan.

- Hi.

Basic Frenchman's
very emotional.

You've, uh, met the
rest of the fellas?

- Yes.
- All right, good.

- How are you?

- Do the Germans,
especially the Gestapo,

have a file on you?

- I don't think so, Colonel.

When a man is in
the Free French,

usually they try to get
at him through his family.

They have left mine alone.

- That's very good,
because tomorrow

you're coming into STALAG
13 as a collaborator,

working for the Gestapo.

Kinch, what's the setup
with the underground?

- We've got a car, a
driver and a uniform.

Gestapo.

The plan is to meet
the sergeant here

in two and a half hours.

They'll hide him overnight,

and then bring him into
camp tomorrow morning.

- All right.

Now, Mornay, your
mission here is

to prepare a banquet for a
meeting of Kraut generals.

It's on the 14th.

Newkirk?
- Yes, sir?

- Because you're a collaborator,

here's your identity card
countersigned by the Gestapo.

- Oh, it's perfect.
I have seen them.

- All right.

Here are your instructions

and your authorization
to work on the banquet.

Here's a list of the
generals who will be there.

Memorize it. It
might come in handy.

- Mm-hmm.

This is the most efficient
organization I've ever seen.

- Thank you very much, sir.

- If all the armies
were like this,

the war would soon be over.

- Yeah, it'd be
great for the world,

but we'd be out of a swell job.

- I figure about
four or five of these

will probably be enough.

And you can set them
right there on the table

with the other decorations
and the flower and stuff,

because I'm going to build a box

right over all these things.

And it's going to be
a flag stand, see?

- That's great.

Each explosive pack is going
to have a timer just like this.

And you can adjust
it from the bottom

'cause I'm going to fix it
so it hinges on the box.

- That's good. Good.

- And, well, get this,
boy, I mean Colonel.

You can set this
timer for 12 hours.

Maybe even 13.

- Carter, you're a genius.

- Well, I wouldn't go that far.

- No, I really mean it.

You're a genius.

- Maybe I'd go that far.

General Burkhalter.

Heil Hitler.

Klink here.

Klink, sir.

Yes.

I have a man here who was
sent to me by the Gestapo.

His name is Jacques Mornay.

His identity card
is countersigned by

Gestapo section nine.

He has orders to assist
with the dinner party,

and he knows the
names of the guests.

Now, I consider that an insult,

sending a man here to spy
on us, and I...

Yes, sir.

Cooperate with the Gestapo,
and keep my big mouth shut.

Yes, sir.

Heil Hitler.

Sergeant Schultz, see to
it that Monsieur Mornay

has adequate quarters and
all the assistance he needs.

- Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.

It will be done.

- Merci beaucoup, Colonel.

Excuse me, Commandant.

May I have a word with you?

- Hogan, why is it,
every time I am busy,

you manage to show up?

- I don't know.
Just lucky, I guess.

- Our business is finished
for the moment, Colonel.

Or one more thing.

I would require the
services of a good chef.

- Yes! I was going to
suggest Corporal Hinkelman.

He cooks for the officers' mess.

- Hinkelman is wonderful!

He makes the best pigs' feet.

He chops them up, and then
he puts a little paprika on,

a little salt, and a
little bit of bay leaf,

and then he sautés it.

- And it still tastes
like pigs' feet.

What we need is
a very good chef.

Now, the problem is
where to find one.

Let me think.

- I don't care what you
say, I'm not going to do it.

- You won't?

- No. And that's final!

- What are you two
mumbling about?

- Oh, he wants me to ask
Corporal LeBeau to cook for you.

- I do?

- If you think he's going
to slave over a hot stove

for the enemy.

- That's enough, Hogan.

Um your entertainment
committee wants me

to be the master of
ceremonies for their show?

- And do a violin solo, sir.

- I will consent if your
man LeBeau will work

with Monsieur Mornay.

- It's hard to refuse.

- And, if he agrees,
I must have your word

there will be no
attempt at an escape.

- Oh I'll do it.

I'll go talk to LeBeau.

I think I can talk him into it.

He loves violin solos.

- You see?

When one knows how,

there's always a way to
solve these little problems.

- Bonjour, Colonel.

- Right on time, Mornay.

Have some coffee?

- Merci.

- What's the story?

- Well, I was taken to the
hotel by your Colonel Klink.

He showed me the banquet
room and the kitchen.

I have made a rough sketch.

And the menu for the dinner.

- Good.

- All set, Colonel.

- Newkirk, watch the door, huh?

- I got five of them.

- Table decorations,
the kind that explode.

- Oh, magnifique.

- Carter showed me how to
set the timers, Colonel.

- Tomorrow, LeBeau and
I will go to the hotel

at 9:00 in the morning.

First, we set the table,

then we go to the kitchen
and prepare the dinner.

- Mm-hmm.

- The timers will
work for 12 hours,

so LeBeau can set 'em
whenever he wants to.

- Let's have a look at the floor
plans again, huh?

- Uh! It's kind of
sensitive stuff.

- Sorry.

- May I show you the
layouts, Colonel?

- Go ahead.

- The hall outside
the banquet room.

And the room itself with
a long table, the bar,

and on this side
is a dumbwaiter,

leading to the kitchen
on the floor below.

- All the food has to
come up the dumbwaiter?

- Oui.

And served from here.

- Kraut's coming.
- Watch it.

- Scatter.

- Achtung! At ease.

- Oh, what a pleasant
surprise, our commandant.

- Monsieur Mornay, you were
seen leaving your quarters.

- Just a few
details in the menu.

- The barracks are off
limits to all civilians.

Now, you finish
your business here

and then return to your room.

- Oui, at once.

- Flags for the
banquet table, Colonel.

I brought them with
me from Berlin.

- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

- Seems quite heavy.

- We made it that way.

We, we don't want them to
tip over into the salad.

- Yeah, you wouldn't want
mayonnaise on your swastika.

- Mayonnaise?

- Herr Kommandant, there is
no mayonnaise on the menu.

- Silence!

Oh, shut up.

Dismissed.

- This room will be sealed
off until 7:30 tonight.

Double all security orders.

The guests will arrive at 7:30.

Cocktails first.

Banquet starts at 8:30.

You will remain in the
kitchen until that time.

- Oui, Colonel.

- I received a call from Berlin.

There is an additional guest
coming, a General Felix Mercer.

That's all.

- We need a few more pots
and pans in the kitchen.

- Oh, yes.

I almost forgot.

Uh, Colonel, please, may
I go back to the camp

for more pots and pans?

- You arrange it, Schultz.

- Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.

Now, back to camp! March!

One, two, three, four

- Felix Mercer,
top allied agent.

Reports to British Intelligence.

According to this, he's a
VIP in the spy department.

- More good news, Colonel.

- "Urgent, repeat, urgent.

No harm to Mercer.

Protect at all cost.

Cancel plan."

We got a peck of trouble.

- We could stop the timers

when Klink lets us back
into the banquet room.

- We can't take the chance.

Look, tell Klink you need
more help in the kitchen;

more waiters.

I'll go back to
the hotel with you.

We'll take Carter,
the munitions king.

- Yes, he could
disarm the bombs.

- If we get the chance.

- There's the hall and the door.

Dumbwaiter.

Carter, get in there.

All right. Good.

Get your feet in.

- I can't! That's
as far as I can go!

- Get out. LeBeau?

- Sorry, Colonel.

Yeah?

- Can you stop those timers?

- I think so, Colonel.

- Try.
- Okay.

- Okay?
- Yeah.

- Go. Good luck.
Have a nice trip.

- Thank you.

- Bonjour. Just testing.

Don't play the jack.

He's saving them.

- I am so very happy you
could join us, General Mercer.

- And so am I.

- Thank you.

- I don't think I heard
your name correctly.

- Klink, sir. Colonel
Wilhelm Klink.

- In charge of security.

- A cohost.

- You might say. I would not.

- No.

Oh, General, your
glass is empty.

Mornay, another drink
for the General, please.

Ah. Your drink, sir.

- Merci, bien.

- Oh, the General speaks French.

- Oui, General.

In exactly 17 minutes, that
room takes off for the moon.

- Pull those bombs out of there.

Use any excuse.

- Colonel, Mercer speaks French.

- I can get him alone,
explain what we are doing.

- By now, he's been told
you're a Gestapo collaborator.

Would he believe you?

- All right, I'll do what I can.

- Wait a minute. Hold it.

You say Mercer speaks French?

- Yes.

- That may be it.

Go back in and tell Klink
to start the dinner.

The food's ready, anything.

Get them seated and then
come back out here fast.

- All right, sir.

- Gentlemen, your
attention, please.

I have just been informed
that dinner is served.

Will you take your
places, please?

Thank you.

- Please follow
me, General Mercer.

- I want you to start an
argument real loud in French.

Now, keep it going.

Don't let anybody
stop you but Mercer.

- Go.
- Right.

- Each of you will receive
a complete set of flags

indicating supply
depots and the routes

the convoys will use
to the various forces.

These plans are not
to leave this room.

I repeat, are not
to leave this room.

- I know. I know.
I'll handle it, sir.

What is going on here?!

Stop that noise at once!

- I'm trying to, sir!

- Schultz, break it up!

- You break it up, you
won't have a banquet!

- What's going on?!
They can't hear me in there!

- They're having
a fight in French!

- Klink, arrest this man!

- If I do, there'll
be no banquet.

- Can anyone speak to them
in their own language?

- That's a good idea.
Break it up!

- Can anyone speak French?

- Get General Mercer.

- General Mercer.

- Stop it!

- General, there's
some trouble here.

Speak to these men in
French! Make them stop!

- Shh!

- Orders from London to
get you out, General.

Those centerpieces in there
are loaded with explosives.

That whole room goes
up in ten minutes.

Then you've got to stop it.

Those plans are much more
important than any general.

They show every supply
depot in France.

They just issued us
with a complete set.

- It's going to be close.

All right, look.

Give me a few
minutes head start.

Go back and expose the
bombs and clear the room.

- All right.
What about the plan?

- Make sure you're
the last one out.

Close the door, leave
your set on the table.

- Right.

- All right, back
to the kitchen.

Now, look, someone's got
to go up that dumbwaiter

and get the plans off the
table before the bomb goes off.

- Someone? Someone?

- My point is that they don't
give enough consideration.

- I wish I was six-feet tall.

- Now, look, you got
less than five minutes,

so if anything goes
wrong, forget the plans

and come back down.

- And if Carter's bombs
go off one second early,

I'll never speak to him again.

- All right.

All right, Mornay, the car will
be waiting out back for you.

As soon as the plans
come down, you take off.

- When they should be looking
at plans, they are looking at-

What I simply want
to say is you cannot-

- Achtung! These
decorations are bombs!

Everybody leave at once!

Any second now.

All right.

Good luck. Get going.

- Thank you.

- Carter, I'll never
talk to you again.

- What's the matter?

- The bombs were
one minute late.

- Thank you for
your information.

Heil Hitler.

That was General Burkhalter.

He discovered that Mornay was
not authorized by the Gestapo.

He was a fake.

A saboteur.

- I realized it the
moment I laid eyes on him.

- We will find this Mornay.

Oh, Hogan, I'm going
to be extremely busy

for the next few weeks.

I'm afraid I cannot
rehearse your show.

- What a pity.

- "STALAG 13 Presents"
'Escapes of 1943'

"Starring Col. Wilhelm
Klink and his violin."

Beautiful!

- I, uh, might just
have a little time

for your show.

After all, morale
is important, too.

- Hambone.

- He plays the violin,
there will be a mass escape.

Every prisoner is going
to go over the wall.

- Well no show! No show!

I couldn't stand being
alone in STALAG 13.