All language subtitles for Hogans Heroes S03E10 One in Every Crowd_prob4.eng

- I never had such bad cards.

- Let's try with
five cards stud.

Everybody, ante a dollar.

- All right.

- Pot's light, are
you in, Newkirk?

- No, I'm not in yet.

- Pass right.

Ten, eight, three, Jack
and the big King for me.

How about that?
I'm high.

I bet two dollars.

- You're high, all right
Williams, you stink.

- What's your problem, pal?

- You're dealing
from the bottom.

That's a problem, mate.

- Hey, let go.

- He's got a king on the
table, right gentlemen?

Or is that king right at
the bottom of this deck.

Ready when he wants to palm it.

Cheat.

- Salle vache!

- You twister.

- You're just ganging up
on me 'cause I'm winning.

- Yeah, well I'm
gonna sort you out.

- Come on Newkirk!

- Stop it Newkirk!

- Break it off!

Break it off!

- Stop it!

- Isn't there enough
war for you guys?

- Newkirk caught him
dealing off the bottom!

- He's a liar.
- Knock it off, the game's over.

Take back the money
you started with.

- Are you kidding?
I won it, I keep it.

You can't order me to
give back my money.

- Look, Williams, I've had
it right up to here with you.

You've been thrown out
every barracks in camp.

- Can I help it if I'm popular?

- I also know
you've been stealing

our Red Cross packages
and selling to the Krauts.

- Prove it sir.

- I will, at your
court Marshall.

Game's over, take back the
money and give him his.

Come on!

Come on, break it up will you?

Dance two, three,
dance, two, three...

Get the lead out.

Make this a dancing war.

That's beautiful.
- At ease!

- Oh, alright.

Now remember your partners,
we will get to the tango next.

- Now I have seen everything.

Dancing lessons at midnight.

- Midnight, where
has the time gone?

- It's true, Herr Kommandant,

whenever I go out to a dance,

I look at my watch,
and all of a sudden

I realize that the time...

- Oh, shut up.

- Commandant, I bet you'd
make a great dancer.

You have natural rhythm.
I can tell the way you move.

- Shush, put this
man on report for

severe disciplinary action.

My own personal attention.

- Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.

- The next time Colonel Hogan
that you give dancing lessons,

perhaps, you'd be kind
enough to invite me, hm?

- Well, fine.

We'll have to get your
partner. Volunteer?

- May I have the honor

of the next waltz,
Monsieur Commandant?

- Put this man on report too.

- Traitor.

- I can't help it,
I love to dance.

- Hey kid, can I
talk to you a minute?

- Colonel, the Kraut Captain
just went into Klink's office.

- All right, let's listen.

- A new fuel pump?
- Yes sir.

The old one cannot be repaired.

I must go to Dusseldorf
to have the new pump made.

- But that may take a week.

And you expect to leave that
truck and that thing here?

- Colonel, I did not
choose your camp.

My engine started going bad.

I needed a safe place.

- This is a safe place.
I feel safe here, don't you?

- Oh it's safe all right.
- The safest in the world.

- And the reason for
our record is that

I permit no disruption
of our routine.

- Yes sir.

- I'm afraid I cannot
accommodate you, Captain.

Please take your truck and
its cargo, some other place.

- I have orders.

- The only orders that
I'm interested in,

are my own orders.

"All ranks in order to
extend complete cooperation,

assistant without
question, mm-hm,

failure, punishable
execution by firing squad,

signed General Yodel
for the Fuhrer."

Glad to have you
with us, Captain.

- He may get a room with a bath.
- Colonel.

You will undertake
security arrangements

while I'm in Dusseldorf, yeah?

- Certainly, by all means.

And, uh, may one ask
what one is guarding?

- It is the S-5,
prototype of a new

88-millimeter
recoilless field gun.

My mission is to
deliver to one of

our ordinance
factories in France.

We'll go into
production at once.

But Colonel,

top secret.

- It was top secret.

LeBeau tell Kinch to
get word to London.

Tell 'em everything we heard.
- Aye, Colonel.

- They may want to
try bombing that gun

while it's here on stationary.

- Bomb it in camp?

- We're here and stationary
as well, you know.

- War entails a certain risk.

Didn't your draft board
tell you guys anything?

- It's the only
flashlight I've got.

- I'll buy it off you, okay?

- You don't have to buy
it, I'll give it to you.

- Hey, you're all
right kid, thanks.

- But you're making
a mistake, boy.

- Oh, don't start that again.

I'm going outta here, tonight.

Right after bed check.

- Colonel Hogan gave the orders.

No escaping without permission.

Now I remember the day
he said that I really...

- Who cares what Hogan says?

He knows the score.

And he's a pretty good guy.

- He's an officer.

- Well, we all have our faults.

- Are you gonna gimme
the flashlight or...

I'll see you later kid.

- Okay.

- Negotiating to buy a
pair of crooked dice?

- Colonel, he's gonna
break outta here tonight.

- Williams has been
threatening to break

out ever since he got here.

But he always chickens out.

- Yeah, well if
he needs any help

I'll hold the Germans
up with me bare hands.

- The eighth Air Force
has a previous engagement,

figured, they want us
to destroy the gun.

Set the Krauts back
at least six months.

- Sir, may I suggest a good
old-fashioned demolition pack

with a short time fuse?

- All right, get started.
Make it a good one.

- Don't give us too many duds.

- Since when do one of my
demolition packs ever conk out?

- Come on, we are
touchy today, Carter.

- The mark of a true artist.

Picasso felt the same
way about his work.

- Picasso, what did
he ever blow up?

- Johann, a tourist.

Guten Abend, tourist.

Not bad.

Not bad at all.

I used to have a suit like this,
but of course mine was made

out of much better material,
not made out of a blanket.

Forward March!

Eins, zwei, drei!

- Food, maps, flashlight.

- He ordered it by
mail from a catalog.

- Silence.
- I can believe it.

This suit looks terrible.

- This is not a style show.

- You can say that again.

- The next thing I might
say is to order you to

pack your things to go
to the Russian front.

Williams, you chose
a very bad time.

We are extremely security
conscious these days

for certain reasons.

So I'm gonna have to
make an example of you.

30 days in the cooler followed

by 30 days confinement in the
barracks and no privileges.

- What?

- It's pretty stiff
punishment, Commandant.

- Wearing civilian
clothes carrying maps.

I could have him shot as
a spy without a trial.

- He's right, Williams.

- Who side are you on Hogan?

- The same side as
you, unfortunately.

- Ah, little trouble
in the family.

- Sir, I wanna talk for myself.

I don't need Colonel
Hogan's help.

- Hogan, dismissed.

- I'm senior P.O.W.
Officer here.

And if you're gonna
interrogate him...

- I said dismissed.

Schultz, take Hogan back
to the barracks at once.

- Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.

But if he won't go.

- If he won't go,
you might say pretty please.

Out!

- I'm warning you.
- I said out!

- If he wants to join your
side, you're welcome to him.

- Pretty please.

- All right.

Talk.

- I got information.

I want a deal.

- You are hardly
in a position to...

- It's military colonel
and it concerns you.

But I gotta have my
price, revoke my sentence.

Transfer me outta here
to Berlin or any other

place where I can live
till the war is over and

enough money to get away.

- Is that all?

How about a nice villa

at the Riviera with dancing
girls and champagne foot baths?

- What I got is worth it to you.

- But you have no assurance

that I won't take
all that information

and have you shot anyway.

- I'm not worried.

You'll know why when you
hear what I gotta say.

- Well he is selling us out,
sir, and at bargain prices too.

- Did he say anything yet?

- Not yet, but he knows
most of the operation.

We used him on one assignment.

- Carter, you're
friendly with Williams.

- Well, yes sir.
In a way, but I resent that.

- We've gotta keep tabs on him.

See if you can get the
job delivering his meals

in the cooler.

- Couple of candy
bars for Schultz

will take care of that.
- All right.

- You think he'd really
blew a whistle on us,

or is he stalling?

- I don't know but if he does,

we may never get a chance
at that gun out there.

We may never get a
chance at anything again.

- That's correct.

General Burkhalter,
military information.

But he wants his freedom
in return and money.

Yes, yes.

Find out if the
information is valuable.

String him along.

Oh, that's an excellent
idea, General Burkhalter.

Excellent, what?

Oh yes sir.
I can handle it.

After all, I'm a colonel.

What?

We might win the war anyway.

That's terribly
amusing, General.

Thank you for your advice.

Heil Hitler.

- Powell wouldn't do
a thing like that.

- Oh yeah?

Well I say he tipped off
the Krauts and he let me

take this rap.

- Well you are wrong.

He did everything
he could out there.

Schultz was there.
What do you think?

- Potatoes need salt.

- Next time I go out of this
dump, it's gonna be right

through the main gate
with money in my pocket.

- The beans need salt, too.

- I got a deal cooking
with the Kraut.

They don't shoot you the
minute you step outta camp.

Yeah, well I'll take my chances.

- Come on. You can't
trust those guys.

No offense, Schultz.

- I would rather
shoot the cook.

Hey.

Schultz!

- Achtung!

- Nice little
kaffeeklatsch, huh?

- No, Herr Kommandant.
I think it is tea.

Kommandant, I was testing the
prisoner's food to be sure.

It is not dangerous.

It is fine.

- Very good, Sergeant.

You out.

- Yes sir.

- We might do a little business

if you can convince me that
your information is reliable.

- Little sample, Colonel.

- You might put
it that way, yes.

It's all right.

- Okay.

Remember about four
weeks ago the railroad

bridge at Heindorf blew up.

- Remember, the explosion
threw me outta bed.

- Shut up.

The Gestapo was investigating.

They suspect sabotage.

- Oh yeah.
Well good luck to them.

It was done with a delayed
fuse bomb on the north side.

Does that ring a bell?

- Yes, what else do
you know about it?

- No more free samples, Colonel.

You know my terms.

- The Heindorf railroad bridge?
- Yep.

He's using it to bake clink.
- That's one of the jobs

he worked on with us, Colonel.

- Let me take his
food in Tomorrow, sir.

He'll have a nice lunch and
after which be a lovely funeral.

- Ours, are his?

Clink would nail
us just like that.

Carter tell Kinch to get in
touch with the underground

and we'll talk to one
of their boys tonight.

His code name is Felix.
- Right.

LeBeau I want you to meet him

and guide him in through
the emergency tunnel.

- Right on it.
- Well, what's your plan, sir?

- Well, we've gotta
stop Williams,

but use him as a diversion
so we can knock out that gun.

- With all due respect,
sir, you are dreaming.

- If you've got a better
dream, I want to hear it.

- So far so good.

- Here you are,
Felix, slip into this.

- All right.

- I think you'll find
it's a perfect fit.

- Hey, marvelous.
- Yeah, look at this.

Could've been made by
a Savile Row tailor.

- Feels comfortable, you know?

- Yeah, fine.

All right.

These are your orders.

Major Weber.

- Oh, signed by
General Burkhalter.

- Otherwise known as
Sergeant Kinchloe.

- Now you got the plan straight?

- I think so, Colonel.

- Now let's talk about a girl.

- Yeah, any girl, let's
talk, and talk and talk.

- There is a girl
named Maria Schmidt.

She's worked with us before.

Very cool.
Not afraid of danger.

- Just your type.
- Fine.

She'll be your
assistant, the secretary.

She'll handle the paperwork.
- I understand.

- Remember when the jobs
over get outta camp fast.

- But leave Fraulein Schmidt.

- Corporal, he has been
away from home too long.

- Yes. You don't have to worry
about the Germans stopping you.

He's your biggest danger.

- Heil Hitler, who is this?

Gestapo!

Heil Hitler, good evening.

- Talking to General Burkehalter

about the prisoner who
offered you some information.

- Oh, yes sir.

I've interrogated the
prisoner again just

as the General ordered.

- Excellent, now the
Gestapo wants you to come

to Berlin at once
for a conference with

General Burkehalter,

your must coordinator
activities in this case.

- I'm not sure with
my duties here...

- What duties?

Ah, you Luftwaffe officers.

A 10 year old boy
could handle your job.

- Well, sir, I'm afraid
there's not one available.

- Gestapo will send a
Luftwaffe officer, Major Weber,

who will take over a
command while you are away.

He will be accompanied by his
secretary Fraulein Schmidt.

Be with you in one
moment, mein Fuhrer.

Yes, mein Fuhrer?

I made it a collect call.

Klink, are you still with us?

- Sir, I certainly am.

I shall leave for Berlin the
moment Major Weber arrives here.

- Can hardly wait.

That's all.

- Thank you sir.

Now I should go back to
my efficiency report.

- Yes, you may resume sleeping.

Heil Hitler, coming mein Fuhrer!

- All right.
One down, one to go.

- Burkhalter now, sir?
- Same story.

Tell 'em that the Gestapo
wants 'em to confer with Klink

about the case.
And the Klink arrived shortly

and the Gestapo supply
Klinks replacement.

- All right, sir. You know
these long distance calls

run into quite a bit of money.

- Well, don't worry,
it's after six o'clock.

- Now this is a highly secret
weapon on its way to France.

Temporarily my responsibility

which must have maximum
security guard at all time.

- I understand sir.

Make a note of that
Fraulein Schmidt.

- And there is a
prisoner in the cooler.

He must be watched very
carefully, Williams.

- I will see to it
Herr Kommandant.

- Oh, this is Colonel Hogans
senior P.O.W. Officer.

Major Weber will be temporarily
in charge during my absence.

Now you obey his orders and
there will be no trouble.

- I expect full cooperation.

- Right, I feel I
already know the major.

- This is Schultz,
Sergeant of the guards.

- Sergeant! I expect to rely
on him very heavily.

- Well, he's here anyway.

- Auf Wiedersehen!

- Have a nice trip.

And don't take any
wooden swastikas.

- Now we can relax.

- Achtung!

Eyes front, at attention!

- Sergeant, you will bring
the prisoner Williams

to the Kommandant's
office, at once.

Jawohl, Herr Major!

Everybody wants
to be a big shot.

He's mean.

But that Fraulein Schmidt ooh...

- Come on Schultz,
don't you start.

- Berlin has decided to
meet your terms, Williams.

- Everything?

Free pass outta here?

Place to live, money?

- Everything.

You'll dictate the information
you have, every detail.

To Fraulein Schmidt.

- Okay, I'm ready.

That's it.

Now you live up to your
end of the bargain.

- Don't worry.

- Herr Major!
You wanted Colonel Holden?

- Yes, take this man

back to the cooler and
return immediately.

- Jawohl, Herr Major!

- So long Hogan.
I'll see you in church.

- Wouldn't do you
any harm wise guy.

- He's a traitor.

Oh, I hate that man.

- You've got company.

- Here is the information
he dictated to Maria.

- Oh brother.

Names, dates, the works.

- Yeah.

And this is the
fake information.

- You signed it along

with the rest of the
papers without realizing.

- Thanks, you've
done a great job.

- Herr Major, the
prisoner has been returned

to the cooler and I am here.

- Sergeant, I must return
to Berlin at once.

You will give this
to Colonel Klink.

The moment he
returns to Stalag 13.

It is of the utmost
importance. Understood?

- Jawohl, Herr Major!

- Until the Colonel returns.

You will be in charge
of this office.

- Me? In charge?

- It's correct.

I have informed Colonel Hogan.

- I'd ask for more
money, Schultz.

- Silence!

Take over, Sergeant.

Fraulein, we must be on our way.

- You're in the boss'
chair real quick.

How's it feel big shot?

- Stand at attention when
you talk to the man in charge.

- Yes sir.
- That's better.

Dismissed!

Colonel Hogan, I didn't mean it.

- Oh, Herr Kommandant!

- What's going on here?

- Oh Herr Kommandant.

Major Weber was
recalled to Berlin

and he left me in
charge of the office.

- You?

What's the Third
Reich coming to?

I'm ordered to a
conference in Berlin

with General Berkhalter.

The Gestapo doesn't show up.

We sit and talk about
things we already know.

- Oh, Herr Kommandant.

Major Weber left you
this very important.

- Signed by Williams.

It's the information.

"Small-arms factory in
Hammelburg will be attacked by

saboteurs on the 17th."

That's tonight
Schultz, look alive!

I want every available man
assembled, combat equipment.

We move out in 15 minutes.

- Jawohl, Herr Kommandant!

But how about the
track and the gun

and the guards for the
prisoner Williams, please

in the cooler.

- I said every available man.

Now I am putting you in charge

of communications here,

until this operation
is over, out!

- Jawohl, Herr Kommandant!

- Get every man in that truck!

Go, let's go, everybody in!

- There they go.
The gun is not guarded, Colonel.

- All right, Newkirk, LeBeau,
you handle the cooler.

Remember, do it fast and clean
and we need Williams jacket.

Carter, you set the charges

five minutes after
the cooler blows.

- You got it, boy, uh, sir.

- Williams, wake up!

Colonel Hogan wants to see you.

- What is this?

Stand back ya bloody mug.
Unless you want to get killed.

Not that I care.

- Welcome home friend.
- Hogan, gimme a break.

- You'll get what you deserve.

A plane to fly outta here as
soon as the heat dies down.

They're gonna try
you in England.

And you'd better pray that none

of those judges have
ever been P.O.W.'s.

Put him in the tunnel.
- Right.

Here's his jacket.

- Is his name in it?
- Yes sir.

- All right, good.

- All set, Colonel.

Standby.

Five, four, three, two, one.

I said one.

- Oh first the cooler, now this!

- Terrible.

- While I am in charge.

- You gotta hand it to you.

- What?

- Things certainly happen
when you're around.

- Two years' work
completely destroyed.

- A catastrophe.

You can expect a
full investigation

from the Gestapo.

- Colonel, look what I found.

- Williams?

- Fairly obvious what happened.

Blew open his cell, set
the charges on the gun

but didn't make it away in time.

- And sent me on
a wild goose chase

to the small arms factory.

- I don't believe it.

- Neither do I.
I never will.

- Where were the guards
when all this happened?

- That's right.
Where were they?

- Well, you see...

- That is the first question
that Gestapo will ask you.

- You know, Hogan,
I think your theory

about Williams is beginning
to make sense to me.

- You know Colonel, I had
a feeling that it would.